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[florige]

Now clarify something else then...would you just ignore my boobs for NASCAR or just boobs in general?



:lol Nascar sucks!!!

[RashoFan]

COME ON you cant be that nieve. Plus Funt lives in Cali.

Don't intend to be Miss Spelling Bee...but I think it is naive instead of nieve.


Oh look...in the upper right corner there...SPELL CHECKER.

Try using that sometime you misspelling little bastard.

[florige]

Now whatever one that hottie Danica Patrick races for I like. She is so freakin hott!! Especially when she is melting down on somebody.

[ashbeeigh]

At least mine result ing someone nutting off....

fuck, I don't need to find guys to "nut off" to my breasts on ST.

[ATRAIN]

Now clarify something else then...would you just ignore my boobs for NASCAR or just boobs in general?



It Depends are they online or in person because NASSCAR on HD looks pretty bad ass

[ATRAIN]

Don't intend to be Miss Spelling Bee...but I think it is naive instead of nieve.


Oh look...in the upper right corner there...SPELL CHECKER.

Try using that sometime you misspelling little bastard.

you got the fucking point right..shut your mouth

[Don Quixote]

Who said I did anything but admire RashoFan's beauty?

Gosh, chat with one girl and I'm labeled a perv!

[ashbeeigh]

you're far from the first "perv" on Spurstalk, Don Quixote. There's nothing wrong with that.

[florige]

Who said I did anything but admire RashoFan's beauty?

Gosh, chat with one girl and I'm labeled a perv!



I didn't say you were a perv dude. I just said you ignored the game once you got a glimpse of them. lol, you are the politcal guru of ST.

[ATRAIN]

Who said I did anything but admire RashoFan's beauty?

Gosh, chat with one girl and I'm labeled a perv!

Perv and a pedo, thats the worst.

[Don Quixote]

I didn't say you were a perv dude. I just said you ignored the game once you got a glimpse of them. lol, you are the politcal guru of ST.

You think so? I try not to get too wrapped up in politics.

And, as I recall, the Spurs were losing. I needed a "pickmeup." We all did.

[mrsmaalox]

DQ, RashoFan is a beautiful girl and should be appreciated!!!

[florige]

I was just busting his balls. I thought it was funny that he seemed to forget all about the game.
I wasn't trying to label Don Q as anything.

[Don Quixote]

Perv and a pedo, thats the worst.

I'm still wondering how you know this about me ...

Is it money you want?

[ashbeeigh]

fucking matlock, no ones gives a shit.

[florige]

You think so? I try not to get too wrapped up in politics.

And, as I recall, the Spurs were losing. I needed a "pickmeup." We all did.

I thought you posted in the political forum all the time? I might be getting you mixed up with someone else...
Yeah you are the one with that funny Obama sig. lol

[RashoFan]

It Depends are they online or in person because NASSCAR on HD looks pretty bad ass

:lol
You have a good point there.

[mrsmaalox]

RF could you help Assbeeigh with her spelling too?

[ATRAIN]

:lol
You have a good point there.

In person tits will make me pretty much stop what I am doing, but then again if I can only look at them ill say yeah get the fuck out of here.

[florige]

In person tits will make me pretty much stop what I am doing, but then again if I can only look at them ill say yeah get the fuck out of here.



:lol

[Don Quixote]

I thought you posted in the political forum all the time? I might be getting you mixed up with someone else...

No, I do post there. Like most of the conservatives there, I get flak for it. But I'm pretty respectful and keep it above the belt.

And, speaking of respect, I have alot of it for RashoFan. And MadameRolaids.

[ATRAIN]

RF could you help Assbeeigh with her spelling too?

RF can you help matlock on her posting skills........oh wait nevermind.

[ATRAIN]

And, speaking of respect, I have alot of it for RashoFan. And MadameRolaids.



yeah no one cares

[mrsmaalox]

No, I do post there. Like most of the conservatives there, I get flak for it. But I'm pretty respectful and keep it above the belt.

And, speaking of respect, I have alot of it for RashoFan. And MadameRolaids.

Wow. I was gonna say the poor liberals take so much flak there! :lol

[ATRAIN]

marini Im still waiting for my loan

[ashbeeigh]

marini Im still waiting for my loan

I'm still waiting for my diamond ring for doing your laundry.

[ATRAIN]

I'm still waiting for my diamond ring for doing your laundry.



LMAO I told you what you needed to do for that ring.

[marini martini]

marini Im still waiting for my loan

God, baby cakes, like I said, I'd be glad to give you a mil. free & clear!:toast

[Don Quixote]

Wow. I was gonna say the poor liberals take so much flak there! :lol

They do, some. But we're outnumbered about 3 or 4 to 1 there. The majority just vent and talk smack to each other. Conservatives stupid, no you're stupid, etc. Sometimes civilized conversation will break out.

I'd love to get ahold of boutons, reprogram him, and turn his seething feminine rage on the enemy. Ahmed-booby-jab will be surrendering within the week.

[ATRAIN]

They do, some. But we're outnumbered about 3 or 4 to 1 there. The majority just vent and talk smack to each other. Conservatives stupid, no you're stupid, etc. Sometimes civilized conversation will break out.

I'd love to get ahold of boutons, reprogram him, and turn his seething feminine rage on the enemy. Ahmed-booby-jab will be surrendering within the week.


Hey this isnt the political forum.....and I know its not your fault its that stupid matlocks fault but seriously...shut the fuck up

[ATRAIN]

God, baby cakes, like I said, I'd be glad to give you a mil. free & clear!:toast



I was sooooo close, sucks!!!!!!

[Don Quixote]

You shut up bunghole.

[ashbeeigh]

LMAO I told you what you needed to do for that ring.

I will not hook you up with matlock! That would be torture for you. I know how much you want her, but I hate to break it to you, but her saggy tits are way too old for you.

[ashbeeigh]

You shut up bunghole.

wow, 3rd grade much?

[ATRAIN]

wow, 3rd grade much?


yeah no joke, plus didnt this pussy already say his goodbye to the Quattro?

[mrsmaalox]

They do, some. But we're outnumbered about 3 or 4 to 1 there. The majority just vent and talk smack to each other. Conservatives stupid, no you're stupid, etc. Sometimes civilized conversation will break out.

I'd love to get ahold of boutons, reprogram him, and turn his seething feminine rage on the enemy. Ahmed-booby-jab will be surrendering within the week.

Ahmed-booby-jab??!! :lol I prefer Ahma-dinner-jacket.

[ATRAIN]

I will not hook you up with matlock! That would be torture for you. I know how much you want her, but I hate to break it to you, but her saggy tits are way too old for you.

Shit I would give you a ring for you NOT to hook me up. Or how about a ring to anyone that puts a hit on matlock.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah no joke, plus didnt this pussy already say his goodbye to the Quattro?

He needs to bring up his game if he's going to stay here. That's all I've got to say.


Shit I would give you a ring for you NOT to hook me up. Or how about a ring to anyone that puts a hit on matlock.

oh? haha.

[ShoogarBear]

just because you're dating a girl who sometimes posts in the quattro doesn't mean you can pop in here whenever you want, buster.

Coincidentally, she says the same thing.

[ATRAIN]

Ahmed-booby-jab??!! :lol I prefer Ahma-dinner-jacket.

You see Don Q she wont stop, why dont you take her to the political forum and keep her entertained there. Lord knows no one wants her here.

[mrsmaalox]

Chris Duel?! What are you doing slumming in these parts? :)

[florige]

marini Im still waiting for my loan



Don't give him crap MArini. He still owes me that rebate check he promised me.

[ashbeeigh]

Coincidentally, she says the same thing.

We need more shoogarbear in the quattro. That was brillant.

[marini martini]

Dayum who put the "hit" in my wine?

[ATRAIN]

Don't give him crap MArini. He still owes me that rebate check he promised me.



Damn bro I already spent it on weed and hookers

[florige]

I will not hook you up with matlock! That would be torture for you. I know how much you want her, but I hate to break it to you, but her saggy tits are way too old for you.



Nah Rasho is his girl.

[ATRAIN]

Dayum who put the "hit" in my wine?

One of these days I want a drinking competition with Marini, I think I can take her!!

[Don Quixote]

Sorry, I'm a rookie with this smack-talk thing. But I'll try harder ...

Look, jack-hole, why you all mad about a little old lady? She hurting your wittle feelings? Is she making you upset? Did she laugh at your twig & berries at the last GTG? Wuss.

[ATRAIN]

Nah Rasho is his girl.



WTF lol are you serious, nah man I don't take Tparks seconds.

[ATRAIN]

Sorry, I'm a rookie with this smack-talk thing. But I'll try harder ...

Look, jack-hole, why you all mad about a little old lady? She hurting your wittle feelings? Is she making you upset? Did she laugh at your twig & berries at the last GTG? Wuss.



You are such a fucking pussy seriously how did you ever get through high school?

[marini martini]

Don't give him crap MArini. He still owes me that rebate check he promised me.

O.K. FLo, that's a big ten/four:lmao

[florige]

Position: Dominant Center
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 8,525



:lol Remind me never to take you to the blackjack tables...

[marini martini]

One of these days I want a drinking competition with Marini, I think I can take her!!

No fucking way, baby cakes! And you have to be off the roids for 72 hrs. prior:toast

[florige]

O.K. FLo, that's a big ten/four:lmao


Give it to me instead...:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry, I'm a rookie with this smack-talk thing. But I'll try harder ...

Look, jack-hole, why you all mad about a little old lady? She hurting your wittle feelings? Is she making you upset? Did she laugh at your twig & berries at the last GTG? Wuss.

Very good!! But let's clarify something here--my age is less than my bra size. ;)

[ATRAIN]

Position: Dominant Center
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 8,525



:lol Remind me never to take you to the blackjack tables...


LOL shit man I rule on the Roulette table. Im still up over all.

[florige]

One of these days I want a drinking competition with Marini, I think I can take her!!


I want to have a drinking competition with Mel since she talks all the crap. I bet she will be gooone after a few shots...

[marini martini]

Sorry, I'm a rookie with this smack-talk thing. But I'll try harder ...

Look, jack-hole, why you all mad about a little old lady? She hurting your wittle feelings? Is she making you upset? Did she laugh at your twig & berries at the last GTG? Wuss.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Your funny, pedo preacher!

[ATRAIN]

No fucking way, baby cakes! And you have to be off the roids for 72 hrs. prior:toast



No way Roids and alcohol make the perfect combination, just make sure Don Q is there so I can take it out on him.:ihit

[ATRAIN]

I want to have a drinking competition with Mel since she talks all the crap. I bet she will be gooone after a few shots...

Shit more like after 2 Smirnoff Ice.

[Don Quixote]

Very good!! But let's clarify something here--my age is less than my bra size. ;)

That's good to know. I'm sure they are.

I'm thinking that the only reason B-train is harping on your age or rack is his own sense of inadequacy, smallness, etc. He's reflecting his own frustrations, or something.

[florige]

Shit more like after 2 Smirnoff Ice.


C'mon Mel how bout it?

[ATRAIN]

That's good to know. I'm sure they are.

I'm thinking that the only reason B-train is harping on your age or rack is his own sense of inadequacy, smallness, etc. He's reflecting his own frustrations, or something.



B train ok that was a good one, whats next your momma jokes. Ha my own inadequecy hahahaha, I promise you that is not the issue. I harp on matlock because she is dog shit, bottom line.

[Don Quixote]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Your funny, pedo preacher!

What's with this pedo crap again?? Not to be a wuss, but really!

What do you know, how do you know it, and how much $$ will it cost?

[mrsmaalox]

That's good to know. I'm sure they are.

I'm thinking that the only reason B-train is harping on your age or rack is his own sense of inadequacy, smallness, etc. He's reflecting his own frustrations, or something.

Exactly. He's a very hostile young man. Needs to be percieved as "badass" you know.

[Don Quixote]

No way Roids and alcohol make the perfect combination, just make sure Don Q is there so I can take it out on him.:ihit

And what did I ever do to you? Lay off the meth, man.

[florige]

What's with this pedo crap again?? Not to be a wuss, but really!

What do you know, how do you know it, and how much $$ will it cost?


Their just messing around man.:lol

[ATRAIN]

Exactly. He's a very hostile young man. Needs to be percieved as "badass" you know.

LOL yeah ok, im sure Don Q wouldnt be telling me this shit to my face. No perceiving necessary.

[ATRAIN]

And what did I ever do to you? Lay off the meth, man.

No meth here, just the roids and the road rage is what gets me through the day.

[mrsmaalox]

And what did I ever do to you? Lay off the meth, man.

If you PM me I will explain what his nonsense is all about :)

[ashbeeigh]

See DQ, or Dairy Queen if I may, just say what you want to here. You may feel bad initially but it comes out and it feels good after you hit "Pst Quick Reply."

[Don Quixote]

Their just messing around man.:lol

Sorry, I have my own personal troll who follows me around the forums, and I guess calls me stuff like that. (I have him on the beautiful ignore list). And he's serious!

[marini martini]

And what did I ever do to you? Lay off the meth, man.

METH???? The downfall of our youth:(

[ATRAIN]

If you PM me I will explain what his nonsense is all about :)

This dumb bitch talks like if she knows me. DonQ if you want to hear fabricated stories be my guest just make sure you dont fall in her web of lies because before you know it she will be trying to blow you. Unless thats what you want then dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

[ATRAIN]

METH???? The downfall of our youth:(
Cocaine's a helluva drug

[Don Quixote]

See DQ, or Dairy Queen if I may, just say what you want to here. You may feel bad initially but it comes out and it feels good after you hit "Pst Quick Reply."


Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

[mrsmaalox]

This dumb bitch talks like if she knows me. DonQ if you want to hear fabricated stories be my guest just make sure you dont fall in her web of lies because before you know it she will be trying to blow you. Unless thats what you want then dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

:lol Web of lies?! When did I lie to you?! Man you get more ridiculous every day!

[ATRAIN]

Sorry, I have my own personal troll who follows me around the forums, and I guess calls me stuff like that. (I have him on the beautiful ignore list). And he's serious!

and before you know it you will have matlock following you around. TRUST me I know.

[Don Quixote]

I can see how this can be fun.

[florige]

This dumb bitch talks like if she knows me. DonQ if you want to hear fabricated stories be my guest just make sure you dont fall in her web of lies because before you know it she will be trying to blow you. Unless thats what you want then dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.


I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

[ATRAIN]

:lol Web of lies?! When did I lie to you?! Man you get more ridiculous every day!

All that garbage that has been coming out of your mouth in here is when.

[Don Quixote]

and before you know it you will have matlock following you around. TRUST me I know.

If by Matlock, you mean MissRolaids, that would be better than the one I currently have. At least this one would be nice.

[ashbeeigh]

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

I bet you need a blizzard after that first insult.

[ATRAIN]

I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

Me and Marini yeah, Matlock fuck no!!

[Don Quixote]

dont say I didnt warn you when you have the aids.

Well, that would make 4 things that I have. Ah well ... you only live once.

[florige]

Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- :lmaoin at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.



WTF......:lmao I don't think that A will approve of the touching part....lol

[mrsmaalox]

I bet if you two ever met at a GTG you and maalox would become good friends in person.

Flo, we were friends! I honestly don't know what happened!

[Don Quixote]

mmmm ... Blizzard

[ATRAIN]

Dairy Queen ... I like it.

Okay ... this feels unnatural ...

A-hole ... I don't need to say it to your face, or around others. Because you know the truth. You're a first-class wuss who would never dream of saying these things to your pillow at night, let alone other people. In fact, you dream of MissRolaids at night -- her touching you, caressing you, tucking you in at night. But inside you're an itty bitty person, made even smaller by the roids. I think you might need a bra sometime soon, though.

Yeah ok, like I said you wouldnt be saying this shit to my face. In fact I would love to hear it. All the shit your talking about its obvious you know nothing about it, but your 5th grade attempt amuses me.

[ashbeeigh]

mmmm ... Blizzard

It's strictly a kids size blizzard at the moment, just because it was your first insult.

[florige]

Yeah ok, like I said you wouldnt be saying this shit to my face. In fact I would love to hear it. All the shit your talking about its obvious you know nothing about it, but your 5th grade attempt amuses me.



Cool down bro.....

[Don Quixote]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

[ATRAIN]

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

Dont know what kind of world you live in but in the real world its not like that sorry.

[ATRAIN]

Cool down bro.....

LOL Flo if I ever go to Baltimore you better get me a get out of jail free card.

[ATRAIN]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.




Damn I could use a drink, Marini where the party at?

[florige]

LOL Flo if I ever go to Baltimore you better get me a get out of jail free card.



I got you and that crazy bastard PW if anything happens to you guys in the city. In the county....:lol

Where in the hell is Mel and Funt at?
Well I know Mel is probably passed out somewhere from her single shot of Patron.

[ATRAIN]

I got you and that crazy bastard PW if anything happens to you guys in the city. In the county....:lol

Where in the hell is Mel and Funt at?
Well I know Mel is probably passed out somewhere from her single shot of Patron.

Single shot of Patron and sore from throwing one dart.

[florige]

Single shot of Patron and sore from throwing one dart.


:lol

[marini martini]

You're right, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably buy you a drink.

But a real man wouldn't care about anything being said to his face anyway.

Sorry nutty buddy, In the real world if you said smack to my face, you would be counting backwards from 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,.

Hello God:dizzy

[ATRAIN]

Sorry nutty buddy, In the real world if you said smack to my face, you would be counting backwards from 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,.

Hello God:dizzy



hahah WHAT???? Im going to re-read this when Im drunk.

[marini martini]

hahah WHAT???? Im going to re-read this when Im drunk.

POTD!!!! Hello B2B:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Sorry nutty buddy, In the real world if you said smack to my face, you would be counting backwards from 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,.

Hello God:dizzy

:lmao Marini you are such a trip!! :lmao

[marini martini]

:lmao Marini you are such a trip!! :lmao

I am a legend in my own mind! Thank you, thank you very much:toast

[CuckingFunt]

Where in the hell is Mel and Funt at?


I've got family in town for the weekend.

[ShoogarBear]

I've got family in town for the weekend.

It's Thursday; they shouldn't have arrived yet.

[CuckingFunt]

It's Thursday; they shouldn't have arrived yet.

I don't have class on Fridays, so she took extra time off and came up today to spend the 3-Day weekend here. That way it avoids the pain in the ass travel schedule of driving seven hours, spending just one day, and then driving another seven hours.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't have class on Fridays.

So that would be a good time to get you to do those things you said you wouldn't do?

[CuckingFunt]

So that would be a good time to get you to do those things you said you wouldn't do?

What have I said I wouldn't do?

[peewee's lovechild]

At least mine result ing someone nutting off....

Well, I nutted off to Ashbeeigh's tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who said I did anything but admire RashoFan's beauty?

Gosh, chat with one girl and I'm labeled a perv!

Who the fuck says "gosh"?

Are you fucking Napolean Dynamite?

Are you still living in the 50s?

Fuck off.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, speaking of respect, I have alot of it for RashoFan. And MadameRolaids.

Pussiest statment of the year.

[peewee's lovechild]

You shut up bunghole.

????

[Melmart1]

Peewee's talking to himself again ...

[Melmart1]

So Atranny and florige talk shit about me when I am asleep ... what a bunch of pusses.

[peewee's lovechild]

Look, jack-hole, why you all mad about a little old lady? She hurting your wittle feelings? Is she making you upset? Did she laugh at your twig & berries at the last GTG? Wuss.

Sigh . . . this guy is the biggest pussy in the world.

[Melmart1]

I moved around my entire kitchen last night to make room for my nifty new gadgets I didn't need but purchased anyways ... I woke up and forgot for a second that I did, so when stuff was moved or missing I thought we were robbed :lol This is what happens before I get my first cup of coffee

[peewee's lovechild]

Very good!! But let's clarify something here--my age is less than my bra size. ;)

So, you have some 75 DDs?

How do you walk around with that shit?

[florige]

So Atranny and florige talk shit about me when I am asleep ... what a bunch of pusses.


Asleep after your shot? I asked where you were by the way girly....

[peewee's lovechild]

Their just messing around man.:lol

Fuck you, flo.

No one is messing around.

That fuckwad is a piece of shit.

He needs to get a bible shoved up his ass.
Wait, he'd probably like that.

[florige]

Fuck you, flo.

No one is messing around.

That fuckwad is a piece of shit.

He needs to get a bible shoved up his ass.
Wait, he'd probably like that.


I'm gonna try that place out tomorrow btw.

[Melmart1]

Asleep after your shot? I asked where you were by the way girly....

Nope ... still haven't cracked that bottle open yet ... not a sip.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet you need a blizzard after that first insult.

that shit wasn't an insult.

[marini martini]

I hope I can remember "Bunghole & Jackhole", when I need to address some of these professionals I've been dealing with. lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah ok, like I said you wouldnt be saying this shit to my face. In fact I would love to hear it. All the shit your talking about its obvious you know nothing about it, but your 5th grade attempt amuses me.

I think he thinks he can take you.

Are you going to take that from a pedo precher??

You're a pussy if you take it.

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!!

[florige]

I hope I can remember "Bunghole & Jackhole", when I need to address some of these professionals I've been dealing with. lol

Wasn't that a Beavis & Butthead term...:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna try that place out tomorrow btw.

Fucking badass.

If their cakes don't taste good, set the place on fire.


I'm serious.

[florige]

Fucking badass.

If their cakes don't taste good, set the place on fire.


I'm serious.


How about just ramming my car through the fucker, that sounds better.

[Extra Stout]

People seem contentious this morning.

[marini martini]

PeeWee, what kind of coffee do you drink in the morning? And how many cups?

[peewee's lovechild]

How about just ramming my car through the fucker, that sounds better.


That would be a good idea.

But, I quite enjoy the mahem that is associated with people inside a burning building.

Especially if they're supposed to be selling tasty cakes and it turns out that they don't.

[Extra Stout]

PeeWee, what kind of coffee do you drink in the morning? And how many cups?
Clue: when it's a fifth carried around in a paper bag, it isn't coffee.

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee, what kind of coffee do you drink in the morning? And how many cups?

I drink 4 cups of hot cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Clue: when it's a fifth carried around in a paper bag, it isn't coffee.

:lol:lol

[Extra Stout]

That would be a good idea.

But, I quite enjoy the mahem that is associated with people inside a burning building.

Especially if they're supposed to be selling tasty cakes and it turns out that they don't.
Were any of your ancestors Inquisitors perchance?

[marini martini]

Hmmmmmmmmm, "Dr. Bunghole, how did those lab results turn out"? Sounds pretty good. I'll bet Hospice will be referred shortly after that.

[Extra Stout]

I hope I can remember "Bunghole & Jackhole", when I need to address some of these professionals I've been dealing with. lol
Those are theological terms.

[marini martini]

Those are theological terms.

I knew I heard them from somewhere!

[peewee's lovechild]

Were any of your ancestors Inquisitors perchance?

There is a distinct possibility of that, in all seriousness.

[Melmart1]

Hmmmmmmmmm, "Dr. Bunghole, how did those lab results turn out"? Sounds pretty good. I'll bet Hospice will be referred shortly after that.

Are you still drunk from last night?

[Extra Stout]

There is a distinct possibility of that, in all seriousness.
Nobody expected that.

[ORION]

Its someones B-day at work today so they hung pink ballons every where and they look like huge boobs.

[Melmart1]

Its someones B-day at work today so they hung pink ballons every where and they look like huge boobs.

I don't believe it. The balloon boobs are probably as fake as the supposed real boobs you never send pics of.

[Extra Stout]

Its someones B-day at work today so they hung pink ballons every where and they look like huge boobs.
Rorschach.

[marini martini]

Are you still drunk from last night?

Why no, dear heart, I'm not. I have changed my evil, slovenly behavior. I have found a new, sober, and healthy way to live. But thanks for asking.

[ORION]

I don't believe it. The balloon boobs are probably as fake as the supposed real boobs you never send pics of.

what are you talking about? I sent them to you !

[ORION]

Rorschach.

well they do look like boobs

[ORION]

I want to slap someone with a bean and cheese taco

[peewee's lovechild]

Its someones B-day at work today so they hung pink ballons every where and they look like huge boobs.

Did you get caught rubbing your cock in between two of those pink ballons?

[ORION]

Did you get caught rubbing your cock in between two of those pink ballons?

hell no ! I pulled them under my desk so no one could see me do it. Thats for the suggestion

[ORION]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5746/0606080835va2.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5746/0606080835va2.jpg

They look more like hanging testicles.

I guess that's why you were so excited about them.

[marini martini]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5746/0606080835va2.jpg
God, if I came to work & saw that, I'd want to slap someone, too! That is one fugly decorating job. I bet the birthday girl just wants to crawl under her desk, & stick her finger in an electric plug.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet the birthday girl just wants to crawl under her desk, & stick her finger up her ass.

You girls do the craziest things.

[ORION]

They look more like hanging testicles.

I guess that's why you were so excited about them.

hmmm lets see ..the first thing that came to my mind was boobs and the first thing that came into your mind were testicles .....now that's Rorschach

[peewee's lovechild]

hmmm lets see ..the first thing that came to my mind was boobs and the first thing that came into your mind were testicles .....now that's Rorschach

:lol:lol

Dude, boobs don't hang like that, but my balls do.

[florige]

God, if I came to work & saw that, I'd want to slap someone, too! That is one fugly decorating job. I bet the birthday girl just wants to crawl under her desk, & stick her finger in an electric plug.



What are you talking about Marini? That looks good. It had to be professionally done for sure.

[ORION]

:lol:lol

Dude, boobs don't hang like that, but my balls do.

I'm just saying if you took a boob and hung it from the ceiling it would probably look like that

[florige]

I've got family in town for the weekend.



Wait a minute?! I thought you said you were coming here for the weekend?:wtf

[CuckingFunt]

They look more like hanging testicles.


Rorschach.

[ORION]

Rorschach.

I can here the interview now....
Doctor: What does this look like Mr.PeeWee
PeeWee: testicles ..
Doctor: And this one ..
PeeWee: Harry testicles
Doctor: interesting .... and this one
PeeWee: It kind of looks like a butterfly but my gut says testicles
Doctor: I see ...Mr.PeeWee please get out of my office.
PeeWee: Oh ok doc ..Its was nice testicles to meet you I mean it was nice to meet you

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm just saying if you took a boob and hung it from the ceiling it would probably look like that

I've seen titties hanging from a ceiling . . . didn't look like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can here the interview now....
Doctor: What does this look like Mr.PeeWee
PeeWee: testicles ..
Doctor: And this one ..
PeeWee: Harry testicles
Doctor: interesting .... and this one
PeeWee: It kind of looks like a butterfly but my gut says testicles
Doctor: I see ...Mr.PeeWee please get out of my office.
PeeWee: Oh ok doc ..Its was nice testicles to meet you I mean it was nice to meet you


Fucker still billed me for an entire session.

I was only there for like 10 minutes.

Fucking cock sucker.
(testicle tickler)

[ORION]

Fucker still billed me for an entire session.

I was only there for like 10 minutes.

Fucking cock sucker.
(testicle tickler)

I bet! That doctor did have some harry ball though

[mrsmaalox]

God, if I came to work & saw that, I'd want to slap someone, too! That is one fugly decorating job. I bet the birthday girl just wants to crawl under her desk, & stick her finger in an electric plug.

A man must have done it. Not a gay man.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol:lol

Dude, boobs don't hang like that, but my balls do.

:huh-----:tu----:D

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet! That doctor did have some harry ball though

:lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Kill this thread already.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God damn, didn't that happen months ago???:sleep Quit beating the dead horse...and just go beat off.
SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

So Atranny and florige talk shit about me when I am asleep ... what a bunch of pusses.



Florige called it, I just agreed that you talk all this shit but prob cant hold your liquor and I am starting to believe him. So your hand no longer sore from the one dart throw?

[ATRAIN]

I think he thinks he can take you.

Are you going to take that from a pedo precher??

You're a pussy if you take it.


Fuck no that pussy was trying to insult me and of course the cunt matlock was encouraging him. Its all good though he backed off and said he would buy me a drink like a pussy. I owned him and he prob cried himself to sleep.

[ATRAIN]

SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!!!!!!

You tell her!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Its all good though he backed off and said he would buy me a drink.

He wants to fuck you and it looks like you're encouraging him.

[Extra Stout]

A man must have done it. Not a gay man.
How stereotypical. No, my socks don't match.

[ATRAIN]

He wants to fuck you and it looks like you're encouraging him.

prob does, he and matlock want to slip roofies in my drink and rape me.

[peewee's lovechild]

prob does, he and matlock want to slip roofies in my drink and rape me.

You think matlock is really a man?
With saggy tits?
And an elastic vagina?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You tell her!!!!i just did

[ATRAIN]

You think matlock is really a man?
With saggy tits?
And an elastic vagina?

Fuck maybe....or Don Q a he she? Or maybe a Matlock troll but her "man" side. Which isnt much of a man but a big cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck maybe....or Don Q a he she? Or maybe a Matlock troll but her "man" side. Which isnt much of a man but a big cunt.

I don't know, maybe.

But, DQ being a pedo precher kinda puts it out of reach.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if he reads his bible in it's original Hebrew while he's ass pounding little alter boys.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know, maybe.

But, DQ being a pedo precher kinda puts it out of reach.

I think we should start calling him Don Cunt because he is the biggest pussy ever to grace this thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think we should start calling him Don Cunt because he is the biggest pussy ever to grace this thread.

Don Faggot.

[ATRAIN]

Don Faggot.



lol ok thats better

[ATRAIN]

How about we keep true to the Q and call him Don Queef

[peewee's lovechild]

How about we keep true to the Q and call him Don Queef

Don Queer.

[ATRAIN]

Don Queer.



I kind of like Queef because he isnt even good enough to be a pussy so he is Vaginal flatulence

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you all. It's Dairy Quuen and that's final.

[Extra Stout]

fuck you all. It's Dairy Quuen and that's final.
I could go for a Dude chicken sandwich right now. Mmm.

I know peewee is going to quote that without the words "chicken sandwich" because he has a dirty, dirty mind.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

fuck you all. It's Dairy Quuen and that's final.

Are you that forceful with the guys you date?

[ATRAIN]

Are you that forceful with the guys you date?

Im starting to believe that. Some guys like that.

[Extra Stout]

Are you that forceful with the guys you date?
It takes the pressure off guys from small towns.

[ORION]

some girl at work asked me if I was a boobs or butt guy .............guess what ...she has big boobs

[ATRAIN]

some girl at work asked me if I was a boobs or butt guy .............guess what ...she has big boobs



Did you tell her the truth and say your a Dick kind of guy.

[ORION]

Did you tell her the truth and say your a Dick kind of guy.

are you half retarded? why is it when I talk about boobs some guy starts talking about dick or balls ?

[peewee's lovechild]

fuck you all. It's Dairy Quuen and that's final.

Shut your piehole and bring me your titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

I could go for a Dude chicken sandwich right now. Mmm.

I know peewee is going to quote that without the words "chicken sandwich" because he has a dirty, dirty mind.

Actually, that's my favorite sandwich at DQ.

I always have to be careful to not say "I just ate a Dude right now".

I did, however, catch Midge saying that he ate a "Dude" over the weekend.

That was some funny shit.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you that forceful with the guys you date?

:lmao No.

[ATRAIN]

are you half retarded? why is it when I talk about boobs some guy starts talking about dick or balls ?

No just know what you like.

[peewee's lovechild]

are you half retarded?

Only half?

[peewee's lovechild]

some girl at work asked me if I was a boobs or butt guy .............guess what ...she has big boobs

Yea, but what about her ass?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck you all. It's Dairy Quuen and that's final.what? your new nickname?

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion, send me a picture of that chick.

[ashbeeigh]

what? your new nickname?

How the hell do you get Dairy Queen out of Ashbeeigh? You fool.

[peewee's lovechild]

How the hell do you get Dairy Queen out of Ashbeeigh? You fool.

Bring. Your. Titties. To. Me.


NOW!!!

[Don Quixote]

I've always favored Donkey Joto.

Carry on ...

[ashbeeigh]

I've always favored Donkey Joto.

Carry on ...

Not yet. I don't want to call you gay ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not yet. I don't want to call you gay ass.

But, he is a gay ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How the hell do you get Dairy Queen out of Ashbeeigh? You fool.look down you :donkey

[Don Quixote]

Well, I'm not gay. But folks are calling me "pedo," and I'm not that either. So what's the difference?

[ATRAIN]

Well, I'm not gay. But folks are calling me "pedo," and I'm not that either. So what's the difference?



Shut up Pussy

[ashbeeigh]

Well, I'm not gay. But folks are calling me "pedo," and I'm not that either. So what's the difference?

no one cares, seriously.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

there's nothing better than two squabbling theologians.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck maybe....or Don Q a he she? Or maybe a Matlock troll but her "man" side. Which isnt much of a man but a big cunt.

Gawd you're stupid.

[mrsmaalox]

And for someone who supposedly hates me, you sure are obsessed with me; you talk about me when I'm here, when I'm gone. It's pathetic.


http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Happy-Bunny---The-Dumb-Bastard--C11749896.jpeg

[ATRAIN]

And for someone who supposedly hates me, you sure are obsessed with me; you talk about me when I'm here, when I'm gone. It's pathetic.


In your dreams grandma, the moment you leave this thread I promise Ill stop talking about you, till then your pathetic ass gets it all day everyday. Deal with it!!

[RashoFan]

WTF lol are you serious, nah man I don't take Tparks seconds.

um..TPark never had any of this! Shit, I put my hand near his crotch once as a joke and he went weak in the knees and his bladder...:rollin

[RashoFan]

SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!!!!!!

:flipoff
My face isn't fat!!!





Now, my ass...that is a different story.

[RashoFan]

In your dreams grandma, your perfect ass gets it all day everyday by me !!

[mrsmaalox]

In your dreams grandma, the moment you leave this thread I promise Ill stop talking about you, till then your pathetic ass gets it all day everyday. Deal with it!!

It ain't gonna happen; you deal with it. Besides, you're the one who runs away when the heat gets too much, remember? Fuckin' coward.

[mrsmaalox]

Originally Posted by ATRAIN

In your dreams grandma, your perfect ass gets it all day everyday by me !!

:lmao :rollin :lmao

[florige]

Florige called it I just agreed that you talk all this shit but prob cant hold your liquor and I am starting to believe him. So your hand no longer sore from the one dart throw?


Man dude! You dimed me out quick. I hope we never get in trouble with the Feds and they catch you first. I can kiss my ass goodbye...:lol

[The New Midge]

Hi everybody. I hope you are all having a wonderful night.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't stop fucking sneezing.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity Boogity Boo

[midgetonadonkey]

Uncle Fucker is the greatest song to ever be in a movie.

[Danny B]

Uncle Fucker is the greatest song to ever be in a movie.

Are you into musicals too? I thought I was the only one.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is dedicated to the girl that I'm committing the rest of my life to.

http://media.putfile.com/Tupelo-Honey-53

This is about you SilBlack.

[marini martini]

This is dedicated to the girl that I'm committing the rest of my life to.

http://media.putfile.com/Tupelo-Honey-53

This is about you SilBlack.

Awwwwwwwwww!:married:
:makeout

[midgetonadonkey]

:married:

That is coming soon.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

That is coming soon.

Off topic, but why no longer Reverend Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Off topic, but why no longer Reverend Midge?

Because midgetonadonkey was a foundation. Reverend Midge was a crutch. I could not rely on him to stand up for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:flipoff
My face isn't fat!!!





Now, my ass...that is a different story.
face. ass. what's the difference?

you walked into that, toots
BELEE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RashoFan]

face. ass. what's the difference?

you walked into that, toots
BELEE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice return. But I did say my ass was fat, so therefore, it could be said I "waddled" into that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nice return. But I did say my ass was fat, so therefore, it could be said I "waddled" into that.please. continue.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

um..TPark never had any of this! Shit, I put my hand near his crotch once as a joke and he went weak in the knees and his bladder...:rollin

I remember that... fucking hilarious.

[ATRAIN]

um..TPark never had any of this! Shit, I put my hand near his crotch once as a joke and he went weak in the knees and his bladder...:rollin



Yeah thats not what I heard!!

[ATRAIN]

It ain't gonna happen; you deal with it. Besides, you're the one who runs away when the heat gets too much, remember? Fuckin' coward.

I never fucking run away quit making shit up YET AGAIN!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Von Struckers.

[ATRAIN]

Weak Rasho weak!! Matlock fucking wishes!! Im drunk and I still dont understand Marini.....FUCK!! Marini I challenge you to a drink off!! Matlock go fuck yourself!!

[ATRAIN]

Von Struckers.

'


U shut your fucking mouth

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

In the event that this hasn't been posted previously......


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3/velvetvamp2/weekend/Weekend-001.jpg

:spin

[MannyIsGod]

I don't know where else to put this and since many of you know us I kinda feel like you should know. Jess and I are no longer together. We had an amicable split - no one caught anyone else in bed or anything.

You may continue on as you were

[marini martini]

I don't know where else to put this and since many of you knows I kinda feel like you should know. Jess and I are no longer together. We had an amicable split - no one caught anyone else in bed or anything.

You may continue on as you were

That's not funny, if it's a joke!

And if it's not, sorry to hear about it!

I know I don't know either of you, except for what I read in ST, but I'm an incurable romantic, and hate to hear about breakups.

[florige]

I don't know where else to put this and since many of you know us I kinda feel like you should know. Jess and I are no longer together. We had an amicable split - no one caught anyone else in bed or anything.

You may continue on as you were



Sorry to hear that dude.

[ashbeeigh]

:wow What a downer for a day I was going to Cuerro for a wedding.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know where else to put this and since many of you know us I kinda feel like you should know. Jess and I are no longer together. We had an amicable split - no one caught anyone else in bed or anything.

You may continue on as you were

It's a big world. There's something wonderful out there waiting for each of you. :)

[marini martini]

It's a big world. There's something wonderful out there waiting for each of you. :)

Aparently, not snowflakes for Manny:downspin:

[remingtonbo2001]

So, Manny isn't going to Michigan?

[marini martini]

So, Manny isn't going to Michigan?

I guess not! That means his snowflake's up for grabs! Dam, stripped of a snowflake:( How embarassing:lmao

[remingtonbo2001]

So, is this a joke or not?

I have a hard time taking anything posted in the Quattro seriously.