Free Quattro Razor (15)

[ATRAIN]

Ok so Sil Black and Midge broke up and now she is dating pee wee? Midge how are you handling that?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fucker waddles when he walks.i think 80% of san antonio residents do that as well

[mrsmaalox]

i have a friend that was so horny he banged a blueberry muffin. no lie.

And did your "friend" eat it when he was finished?

[mrsmaalox]

Never mind, you already answered.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh ... you guys suck. I'm going to bed ..... finally.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh ... and marini, come pick up this damn organ. If we don't hear from you by tonight, it is going to the remington dude.

[ashbeeigh]

so my toe is not broken, just bruised ligaments but going to the doctor did get me out of working today and going to some stupid even tomorrow.

[mrsmaalox]

so my toe is not broken, just bruised ligaments but going to the doctor did get me out of working today and going to some stupid even tomorrow.

Well try to keep off of it. And maybe you could lay off those pointy toed, stilletto heeled, come fuck me pumps! ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well try to keep off of it. And maybe you could lay off those pointy toed, stilletto heeled, come fuck me pumps! ;)and buy some reinforced bra straps.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And did your "friend" eat it when he was finished?
what's this "friend" business?

[florige]

Ok so Sil Black and Midge broke up and now she is dating pee wee? Midge how are you handling that?



hahhahha. I didn't know. I always get Midge and PW mixed up for whatever reason.

[ATRAIN]

hahhahha. I didn't know. I always get Midge and PW mixed up for whatever reason.

DUDE how in the world did you ever think that SilBlack and PW were together?

[ashbeeigh]

Well try to keep off of it. And maybe you could lay off those pointy toed, stilletto heeled, come fuck me pumps! ;)

:lmao Yes Dr. maalox! But on a serious note, my parents want me to go see my neurologist to make sure that there isn't anything causing me to fall twice in a week, other then me just being a klutz.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

..................my parents want me to go see my neurologist to make sure that there isn't anything causing me to fall twice in a week:lmao
hopefully there isn't anything wrong, but i wouldn't be posting that anywhere on here.
:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao
hopefully there isn't anything wrong, but i wouldn't be posting that anywhere on here.
:lmao

I said, but seriously. I have epilepsy. I think two or three people here know that, now everyone knows. Not a big deal.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I said, but seriously. I have epilepsy. I think two or three people here know that, now everyone knows. Not a big deal.don't i feel like an asshole now. sorry.

[ATRAIN]

don't i feel like an asshole now. sorry.

Wow glad that wasnt me. Ash do you have many seizures?

[ashbeeigh]

Wow glad that wasnt me. Ash do you have many seizures?

Not anymore, when I was younger I did. It was well controlled until like 4 years ago. That's when I started taking medicine for it again. The whole falling thing worries everyone I know, just because it could be related to it.

[florige]

DUDE how in the world did you ever think that SilBlack and PW were together?



With the way PW and SB20 spat back and forth all the time thats why I thought for sure they were together. That weird kind of flirting thing I guess that couples have with each other is why I thought those two were together. Sorry SB20...:king

[peewee's lovechild]

Nah man I just ate it dude. It had whip cream and strawberry dressing sauce on it. Which cake do you want buddy?

Anything chocolate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude ... I will fly to Baltimore or where ever the fuck you're at to kick your ass if you make this mistake again!!

Say it again, Flo.

I'd like to see her kick some ass.

We can youtube it.

[florige]

I will see if they have some kind of shipping service. I'm not sure how I will get it to you without it getting F'ed up during shipping.

You want to try the Strawberry joint I had?

[peewee's lovechild]

DUDE how in the world did you ever think that SilBlack and PW were together?

She should be so lucky.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will see if they have some kind of shipping service. I'm not sure how I will get it to you without it getting F'ed up during shipping.

You want to try the Strawberry joint I had?

Kick ass.

I'll try that one.

[peewee's lovechild]

hahhahha. I didn't know. I always get Midge and PW mixed up for whatever reason.

I have a bigger dick.

[florige]

Kick ass.

I'll try that one.



Bet. You might as well try the whole cake. It's no use only getting a piece. I'm pretty sure if they do have that service there is def a minimum.






OK back to the dating thread.

[florige]

Peewee check out this link dude. Tell me which one you want to try. The Strawberry is good but pick one....



http://www.charmcitycakes.com/noflash/

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee check out this link dude. Tell me which one you want to try. The Strawberry is good but pick one....



http://www.charmcitycakes.com/noflash/

Dude, it has to be either the strawberry shortcake or the white chocolate raspberry.

Damn, they just sound too good.

[florige]

Dude, it has to be either the strawberry shortcake or the white chocolate raspberry.

Damn, they just sound too good.



Alright, I'll get the choco ras for you. I will check for you if they have shipping and get it to you. Too bad you aren;t here, my co-worker said that the ice cream cakes are good too.


I will check that and you can pm your shipping info or whatever.

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, I'll get the choco ras for you. I will check for you if they have shipping and get it to you. Too bad you aren;t here, my co-worker said that the ice cream cakes are good too.


I will check that and you can pm your shipping info or whatever.

Kick ass, flo!!

You rock!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i30.tinypic.com/14kh9xt.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Since Mel isn't in the thread at the moment, maybe you should leave her name out of your conversation.

I'm just sayin'

I'm several hours late, but agree that this is fantastic advice.

[florige]

Pics aren't coming out.



See thats what always happens to me. You can;t tell me that I always run across bad links...

[CuckingFunt]

Well try to keep off of it. And maybe you could lay off those pointy toed, stilletto heeled, come fuck me pumps! ;)

Ashbeeigh in fuck-me pumps?




Well... I didn't really want my lunch, anyway.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh in fuck-me pumps?



A-la the Amy Whinehouse song "Fuck me pumps" from her debut CD.

[florige]

A-la the Amy Whinehouse song "Fuck me pumps" from her debut CD.



:vomit:

Now anyways...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think it takes quite a bit to not work some CFMP's. the only thing i can figure that a woman couldn't work some pumps is if they're morbidly obese or they have some kind of muscular disorder.

[CuckingFunt]

A-la the Amy Whinehouse song "Fuck me pumps" from her debut CD.

Yes, I'm aware of what they are.

[mrsmaalox]

:vomit:

Now anyways...

Flo, just forget the song and think about the pumps! It will make you happy. :spin

[ashbeeigh]

Yes, I'm aware of what they are.

geezus woman, I was just comparing them to a song too. Don't get your g-string in a wad again.

[CuckingFunt]

i think it takes quite a bit to not work some CFMP's. the only thing i can figure that a woman couldn't work some pumps is if they're morbidly obese or they have some kind of muscular disorder.

They're a major turn off to me if the girl doesn't know how to walk. The girl may be pretty, and the shoes may be sexy, but walking like a horse is never cute.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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i'm amongst the juggular elite

:toast

[ashbeeigh]

I can wear semi-high heels but I would never ever ever wear shoes that when I tried them on I had a hard time walking.

[CuckingFunt]

geezus woman, I was just comparing them to a song too. Don't get your g-string in a wad again.

G-string? Never. I hate those things.

[florige]

Flo, just forget the song and think about the pumps! It will make you happy. :spin


It's kinda hard to just forget about that now...:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I can wear semi-high heels but I would never ever ever wear shoes that when I tried them on I had a hard time walking.

I don't care what they feel like, if my man wants it, he's got it. I won't do them out of the bedroom though.

[florige]

I don't care what they feel like, if my man wants it, he's got it. I won't do them out of the bedroom though.



Atrain said he didn't like pumps....:p:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I won't do them out of the bedroom though.
hmm. i could use one of 2 responses.
1. then what's the point
2. it's close minded to only stay in the bedroom

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain said he didn't like pumps....:p:

Oh please Flo; don't give him more reason to flame me!! I don't even talk to him and I still get it!

[florige]

Oh please Flo; don't give him more reason to flame me!! I don't even talk to him and I still get it!



I was just messing with you two.:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh please Flo; don't give him more reason to flame me!! I don't even talk to him and I still get it!

What is this thing that you're "getting"?

I hold to the theory that you two are banging each other.

[mrsmaalox]

What is this thing that you're "getting"?

I hold to the theory that you two are banging each other.

You know what I mean. Believe me, all I get from him is wrath!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

anybody else with any other disorders i can make fun of.:ihit

[RashoFan]

i think it takes quite a bit to not work some CFMP's. the only thing i can figure that a woman couldn't work some pumps is if they're morbidly obese or they have some kind of muscular disorder.

I don't work heels at all....I am not morbidly obese but I have a big booty, I had knee problems in the past and how tha hell can I do firefighting in heels???

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how tha hell can I do firefighting in heels???
i've seen some movies with that in it. i'll have to remember the name of them.

[ashbeeigh]

i've seen some movies with that in it. i'll have to remember the name of them.

I don't think I need to know about those types of movies.

[RashoFan]

I know...What porn movie was that in??

[Mister Sinister]

i've seen some movies with that in it. i'll have to remember the name of them.
I saw that in a video store. Oddly, it was between the lesbian vampire movie and a copy of Ghostbusters.

[RashoFan]

Anyone watch a show called Verminators? :vomit
A roach infested kitchen is on tonight's episode,.
I am so glad I am obssesive when it comes to cleaning!!!!

[Don Quixote]

Fire! ... in My Pants!

[Mister Sinister]

Fire! ... in My Pants!
I wish I could OPTIC BLAST! you to bald.

[Don Quixote]

Anyone watch a show called Verminators? :vomit
A roach infested kitchen is on tonight's episode,.
I am so glad I am obssesive when it comes to cleaning!!!!

I see you are a clean person. I, too, am clean. :eyebrows

[Don Quixote]

I know...What porn movie was that in??

The Fireman's Pole

[Don Quixote]

The New Orleans Fire Dept.

in

Handling Hoses

[Don Quixote]

I wish I could OPTIC BLAST! you to bald.

I'm already bald. What else you got?

[Mister Sinister]

I'm already bald. What else you got?
I'll settle for OPTIC BLAST!-ing you to death, I guess.

[ashbeeigh]

Anyone watch a show called Verminators? :vomit
A roach infested kitchen is on tonight's episode,.


I watched one of the first ones...They found rats all other the place in the lady's apartment. It was so gross!

[RashoFan]

The German Roach infested kitchen was really gross

[Mister Sinister]

The German Roach infested kitchen was really gross

Hitler Roach.

[RashoFan]

Hitler Roaches can all die...their fecal matter make asthma worse and those fuckers are not going to get me!:nope

[Mister Sinister]

Spriiiingtime for Hitleeeer and Geeermanyyyyy!

[mrsmaalox]

mmmmm Blue Bunny Fat-free Caramel Toffee Crunch is very nice.

[MannyIsGod]

I can't believe I posted my shit in this thread. I figured the people I cared about knowing read this thread, but fuck this thread is just full of lame pieces of shit now save a few people.

If I could I would stab the Quattro and put it out of its misery.

[Kori Ellis]

Manny - I just went back and saw the post. Are you serious?

Sorry!

Did you break up because you didn't want to go to Michigan?

[MannyIsGod]

Manny - I just went back and saw the post. Are you serious?

Sorry!

Did you break up because you didn't want to go to Michigan?

I'll send you a PM.

[Kori Ellis]

Alright. That's too bad. I thought you two would get married. I hope you both are okay.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can't believe I posted my shit in this thread.

ding ding

[timvp]

Damn bro that sucks. :td

[MannyIsGod]

Could always have been worse. She could have become a Suns/Mavs/Laker fan. I made her promise never to do that.

[timvp]

Could always have been worse. She could have become a Suns/Mavs/Laker fan. I made her promise never to do that.Yeah at least the breakup didn't happen during the middle of the Game 1 collapse versus the Lakers. That would have been rough.

[Trainwreck2100]

I can't believe I posted my shit in this thread. I figured the people I cared about knowing read this thread, but fuck this thread is just full of lame pieces of shit now save a few people.

If I could I would stab the Quattro and put it out of its misery.

OG quattro is a thing of the past

[peewee's lovechild]

You know what I mean. Believe me, all I get from him is wrath!!!!!

So, he fucks you angry?

[to21]

Meltdown!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Could always have been worse.

You mean like catching her with some dude's cock in her mouth while you're on vacation alone with her?

Ah, good times.

[mrsmaalox]

So, he fucks you angry?

Just angry. No fucking involved.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You mean like catching her with some dude's cock in her mouth while you're on vacation alone with her?

Ah, good times.

Yeah, that blows.

Well, she blows and that blows.

Ah, you get the idea.

[CuckingFunt]

37?

[ATRAIN]

37?



Try not to suck any more dicks on the way to the parking lot!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

37?

A few?!?

[Extra Stout]

I can't believe I posted my shit in this thread. I figured the people I cared about knowing read this thread, but fuck this thread is just full of lame pieces of shit now save a few people.

If I could I would stab the Quattro and put it out of its misery.

There is always hope for a revival. Call Todd Bentley and have him punch peewee in the face until the devils come out.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/scorpion_woman.jpg

[Extra Stout]

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/scorpion_woman.jpg
Somebody should tell that scorpion it has an Asian stuck to it.

[ATRAIN]

Those damn Asians stick to everything!!

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck!!! I HATE freakin scorpions!! I now understand what you meant by "Bad move, grasshoppa"! :ihit

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hmm. i guess i hit my tab key by mistake.

[Extra Stout]

Fuck!!! I HATE freakin scorpions!! I now understand what you meant by "Bad move, grasshoppa"! :ihit

Millions of years ago, there were scorpions the size of mountain lions that lived in the sea. That was probably around the time the area where San Antonio is now, was undersea.

We think they went extinct, but people thought that about the coelacanth too.

Sleep tight.

[mrsmaalox]

Millions of years ago, there were scorpions the size of mountain lions that lived in the sea. That was probably around the time the area where San Antonio is now, was undersea.

We think they went extinct, but people thought that about the coelacanth too.

Sleep tight.

:wtf!!!!! I have been informed that scorpions like to crawl up your ceiling so they can pounce on you while you're sleeping!! So yea, sweet dreams will be hard to come by.

[ATRAIN]

I think the Brown Recluse scares me more than scorpions

http://www.desertusa.com/desert-animals/images/brown_recluse2.jpg

and the damage it can do from one bite

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day9.jpg

and then the area where its common..........FUCK!!

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/brown-recluse-spider-usa.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i remember the one night a scorpion, like the one below if anyone is unfamiliar with how scorpions look like, almost bit me. i was about 12 or so. i was watching tv late at night. everyone was asleep and i was watching conan the barbarian. so i'm watching it, laying on the floor with my hands together in front of me. my hands were together like i was trying to keep something in them. all of the sudden i look down. pick up my hands and there was this scorpion with his tail raised. it scared the hell out of me. i went straight to bed. i killed it about a week later with my guitar when i found it on the wall of my room. true story
http://newsblaze.com/pix/2006/0531/pix/death-stalker-scorpion.jpg

[Don Quixote]

I see you've posted one at its actual size.

Yes, I'll remember to lock my windows tonight.

[ashbeeigh]

I had some bad ass mother fucker of a spider bite last summer when I was in Bridgeport. I could hardly walk after a few days. That showed me never to go camping again.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2epor4g.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

My good side. :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Sharpie is making a shitloads of $$$ off of this bitch.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man, she's ugly. for no reason at all

[mrsmaalox]

Wow. That's almost as scary as the scorpions. I can't believe anyone would make themselves look like that on purpose.

[Extra Stout]

My favorite detail was the teardop under her eye drawn in Sharpie. That's hardcore right there.

[to21]

I'd be Grumpy and Sad if my eyebrows looked like that!

[mrsmaalox]

Are there some men who actually find that attractive? Why else would she do it?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj311/NJSwamplands/1213026723256.gif

[Extra Stout]

Are there some men who actually find that attractive? Why else would she do it?

By the definition of the IQ measurement, approximately 16% of the population has an IQ under 85.

[Trainwreck2100]

one time i had this dream that there was a banquet in front pf me and i grabbed a burger and bit into it, but it was really boney. I just bit down more and i woke up with my hand in my mouth.

[Don Quixote]

Are there some men who actually find that attractive? Why else would she do it?

Must be a Halloween thing. Or she's about to go clubbing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

one time i had this dream that there was a banquet in front pf me and i grabbed a burger and bit into it, but it was really boney. I just bit down more and i woke up with my hand in my mouth.

Good thing you didn't grab a hot dog.

[RashoFan]

Good thing you didn't grab a hot dog.

Ouchie!

[MannyIsGod]

You mean like catching her with some dude's cock in her mouth while you're on vacation alone with her?

Ah, good times.

Holy shit dude.

[Mister Sinister]

Try not to suck any more dicks on the way to the parking lot!!
Hey! Hey, you, get back here!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just banged ashbeeigh.

She had a good time.

PM me if you want details.

[peewee's lovechild]

Off to Denton, bitches!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Off to Denton, bitches!!!!!!!!!

Nothing says "I'll celebrate sex," like going to Denton.

[marini martini]

Off to Denton, bitches!!!!!!!!!
why? Are you moving?

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing says "I'll celebrate sex," like going to Denton.

:lol:lol

And, if I'm not mistaken, it's in a dry county too.

I don't know how the fuck I'm going to survive while I'm up there.

[peewee's lovechild]

why? Are you moving?

7 day residency requirement for grad school at UNT.

That bitch Midge was supposed to go with me, but that fat ass lazy Mexican backed off.

So, I'll be there alone.

The wimmens of Denton better watch out.

[marini martini]

UNT.? WTF is that? University of Nothin' School?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

7 day residency requirement for grad school at UNT.

That bitch Midge was supposed to go with me, but that fat ass lazy Mexican backed off.

So, I'll be there alone.

The wimmens of Denton better watch out.
when will you be up here?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

? WTF is that? University of Nothin' School?

FYI,

T /=/ S.

J_B

[Don Quixote]

Wow. That's almost as scary as the scorpions. I can't believe anyone would make themselves look like that on purpose.


You mean these guys??

http://imgsrv1.pxdrive.com/pics/thumb/122115.jpg

http://imgsrv1.pxdrive.com/pics/thumb/122129.jpg

http://www.summarfestivalur.fo/upload/Image/Scorpions-net.jpg


http://www.musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/TheScorpions/The_Scorpions-03-big.jpg

[marini martini]

FYI,

T /=/ S.

J_B


So that's where you graduated, also?:(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just banged ashbeeigh.

She had a good time.

PM me if you want details.
did you get whiplash?

[RashoFan]

Another example of a love/hate relationship:
I fucking love watching Deadliest Catch,
I fucking hate when B2B episodes are on when I should be sleeping.

You may resume posting your crap in the Quattro.

[Don Quixote]

The Deadliest Catch is one of my favorite shows. I love that stuff. I want a boat -- but I wouldn't know what to do with it.

I should have joined the Navy.

[Melmart1]

I know this is late, but gotdamn, Manny! I am sorry to hear about you and Jess. :( I thought you guys would go the distance.

[Melmart1]

I am really sorry now that we didn't do that threesome thing

[Melmart1]

Just kidding :p:

[Melmart1]

Maybe ...

[ashbeeigh]

fuck peewee. You're a douchebag.

[Melmart1]

This is what happens when I get sick and spend a few days in bed. Jeez. And you are right, the quattro sucks and has lost its soul.

[Mister Sinister]

What's a Nubian?

[Melmart1]

Gawd, this place sucks more than Shagia at a cock convention.

[Melmart1]

Is there such a thing as a cock convention? Maybe RashoFan can chime in on this.

[RashoFan]

Is there such a thing as a cock convention? Maybe RashoFan can chime in on this.

Nope, I got nothing.
Plus, I am getting nothing.

[RashoFan]

The Deadliest Catch is one of my favorite shows. I love that stuff. I want a boat -- but I wouldn't know what to do with it.

I should have joined the Navy.

As far as boating goes..I can work on electronic equipment such as Navigation, Radar, Sonar and Comms/Radio And I have expierence with ship board firefighting.

[Don Quixote]

Well, since PeeWee's Bastard Stepson is spent for at least the next 20 minutes ...

So ... how you doin'? :eyebrows

[Trainwreck2100]

i hate those fucking esurance commercials

[Don Quixote]

As far as boating goes..I can work on electronic equipment such as Navigation, Radar, Sonar and Comms/Radio And I have expierence with ship board firefighting.

I did I.T. stuff in the Air Force. I worked with people who did radio.

Are you applying for a job on my ship? :bking

[RashoFan]

you cook some cajun and we will talk terms....

[RashoFan]

Me go mimis

[Don Quixote]

you cook some cajun and we will talk terms....

I cook a great jambalaya, loaded with alligator sausage, crawfish, and shrimp. I also make good gumbo. And, for a non-native, I know something about New Orleans history, and know where to keep a boat.

If I'm the skipper, does this make you ... first mate??:lol

[marini martini]

I cook a great jambalaya, loaded with alligator sausage, crawfish, and shrimp. I also make good gumbo. And, for a non-native, I know something about New Orleans history, and know where to keep a boat.

If I'm the skipper, does this make you ... first mate??:lol

For the love of god! Get a fuckin' room, already!:toast

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I honestly didn't think this thread could produce nautical flirting, but alas, I was wrong.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Trainwreck2100/indexphp.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/D34DM1LKM4N/bikers.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Plus, I am getting nothing.

Well... if that ain't just about the most obvious thing ever written in The Quattro, I don't know what is.

[Don Quixote]

I honestly didn't think this thread could produce nautical flirting, but alas, I was wrong.

Ar, matey ...

Bring forth my chest full of treasure, and cologne!

[mrsmaalox]

Ar, matey ...

Bring forth my chest full of treasure, and cologne!

No no no. You are supposed to request some of RF's booty!

[Don Quixote]

Awesome! :rofl

But seriously, I want to get a boat. One big enough to sail in the Gulf and Caribbean. If I ever have to leave the country for awhile, it will come in handy. And if anyone's looking to deliver anything to the U.S., I might do it for the right price ...

And Lake Pontchartrain is pretty much the perfect size for practice. How lost could you get there?

[Melmart1]

wow. the quattro has reached new lows. who knew that was possible ...

[Trainwreck2100]

wow. the quattro has reached new lows. who knew that was possible ...

It seems that when it comes to the quattro the only way to go is down

[Melmart1]

It seems that when it comes to the quattro the only way to go is down

speaking of going down, has anyone done that to you lately? do we need to take you to the bunny ranch?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

3 months of this?
Just to get here?!?!?
:wtf

[Don Quixote]

By all means, go back to ... whatever it is you were doing that made the Quattro so great.

[Trainwreck2100]

speaking of going down, has anyone done that to you lately?

what do you think

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

what do you think

That you're getting more ass than a toilet seat?

[Melmart1]

what do you think

Yep ... we gotta get you to the bunny ranch.

[Trainwreck2100]

That you're getting more ass than a toilet seat?

really?

[Melmart1]

That you're getting more ass than a toilet seat?

You probably just made his day by thinking he is capable of that.

[Trainwreck2100]

You probably just made his day by thinking he is capable of that.

Why you gotta bring a man down?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8456/1200640252479vt1.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/808/1210922584616md4np0.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

So, did I read this correctly? Has Mel been sick in bed for a few days?

[florige]

Maybe ...



What a tease.....

[ATRAIN]

By all means, go back to ... whatever it is you were doing that made the Quattro so great.

Can't be done and as long as you are in here holding it down.

[ATRAIN]

What a tease.....

HA are you really surprised?

[Don Quixote]

Can't be done and as long as you are in here holding it down.

Whatever, wuss. Your sucking has nothing to do with me occasionally coming into the Quattro.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So, did I read this correctly? Has Mel been sick in bed for a few days?


This is what happens when I get sick and spend a few days in bed.
man. nothing gets past you.
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/SherlockSmall.jpg

[Extra Stout]

Whatever, wuss. Your sucking has nothing to do with me occasionally coming into the Quattro.
No, the Quattro is in irrevocable decline. Kori has known for years that the nucleus of Quattro contributors was getting old, but she kept going with veterans. Most of the young talent that was lined up either got traded away to other threads or somehow bringing them over from other forums got botched. So now all we can do is wait for another batman to come in the lottery.

[ATRAIN]

Whatever, wuss. Your sucking has nothing to do with me occasionally coming into the Quattro.

Seriously keep it up and I will have to visit New Orleans sooner than later. You think im joking.....keep it up.

[ATRAIN]

No, the Quattro is in irrevocable decline. Kori has known for years that the nucleus of Quattro contributors was getting old, but she kept going with veterans. Most of the young talent that was lined up either got traded away to other threads or somehow bringing them over from other forums got botched. So now all we can do is wait for another batman to come in the lottery.

When is the next draft?

[Don Quixote]

Seriously keep it up and I will have to visit New Orleans sooner than later. You think im joking.....keep it up.

Come anytime. I think we'll be able to pick you out. The NOPD will be alerted to a trembling man, missing some teeth and with open sores on his face, shirtless even though it's 35 degrees out (it's winter!) hanging outside a gas station begging for change and acting erratically. And asking people where Don Quixote's house is.

Then again, we probably have a few of them already ...

[Extra Stout]

Seriously keep it up and I will have to visit New Orleans sooner than later. You think im joking.....keep it up.
I kachoo.

[ATRAIN]

Come anytime. I think we'll be able to pick you out. The NOPD will be alerted to a trembling man, missing some teeth and with open sores on his face, shirtless even though it's 35 degrees out (it's winter!) hanging outside a gas station begging for change and acting erratically. And asking people where Don Quixote's house is.

Then again, we probably have a few of them already ...

Was that your best comeback......your such a fucking waste of human existence.

[Don Quixote]

If you expect me to get all butt-hurt because some random meth-head on the other end of the internet doesn't like my comebacks, then you're the waste. Your opinion means nothing to me and I mean nothing. You're mad the Quattro "sucks," I'm sure it does and that's real sad. And it's your dang fault it sucks. Its sucking has nothing to do with me, wuss.

[Don Quixote]

But, by all means, go back to talking about schlongs, buttholes, or whatever it was that you used to talk about. Wuss.

[midgetonadonkey]

You're mad the Quattro "sucks," I'm sure it does and that's real sad. And it's your dang fault it sucks. Its sucking has nothing to do with me, wuss.

I actually agree with this bible thumper with a very homoerotic sig.

[Extra Stout]

Was that your best comeback......your such a fucking waste of human existence.
Yeah, I totally would have gone in a different direction there. There was no mention of:
1) A tank-top white undershirt
2) Moustache fuzz
3) A hair net
4) A rusted 1974 Camaro
5) A switchblade knife
I chalk it up to inexperience on his part.

[ATRAIN]

If you expect me to get all butt-hurt because some random meth-head on the other end of the internet doesn't like my comebacks, then you're the waste. Your opinion means nothing to me and I mean nothing. You're mad the Quattro "sucks," I'm sure it does and that's real sad. And it's your dang fault it sucks. Its sucking has nothing to do with me, wuss.

HA I could care less, and im not mad I just think your the biggest pussy in the world oh but I guess you wouldn't care that I think that right fag.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, I totally would have gone in a different direction there. There was no mention of:
1) A tank-top white undershirt
2) Moustache fuzz
3) A hair net
4) A rusted 1974 Camaro
5) A switchblade knife
I chalk it up to inexperience on his part.

now your talking

[Don Quixote]

I actually agree with this bible thumper with a very homoerotic sig.

Quick bit about my sig ... it's actually Obama porn. Art drawn by his supporters that make him into the embodiment of Hope, Change, whatever you want. I have several pieces in my collection. If it's homoerotic that's because the artist intended it that way.

And who's the Bible thumper? I am not a fundamentalist but a conservative evangelical. There's actually a significant difference.

Okay ... back to your normally scheduled debauchery!

[Don Quixote]

HA I could care less, and im not mad I just think your the biggest pussy in the world oh but I guess you wouldn't care that I think that right.

Ding ding ding!

Thaaaaat's right. You finally got it. :toast

[Don Quixote]

Yeah, I totally would have gone in a different direction there. There was no mention of:
1) A tank-top white undershirt
2) Moustache fuzz
3) A hair net
4) A rusted 1974 Camaro
5) A switchblade knife
I chalk it up to inexperience on his part.

You're right. I could have thrown in details about his twitching, his nervous tic, profuse sweating, and mumbling. Or something about a white guy trying to dress like he's from the hood (pants pulled down, plain tee-shirt 5 sizes too big), but I didn't. I said what I needed to say.

[midgetonadonkey]

Quick bit about my sig ... it's actually Obama porn. Art drawn by his supporters that make him into the embodiment of Hope, Change, whatever you want. I have several pieces in my collection. If it's homoerotic that's because the artist intended it that way.

And who's the Bible thumper? I am not a fundamentalist but a conservative evangelical. There's actually a significant difference.

Okay ... back to your normally scheduled debauchery!


I don't give a shit about your explanations. You are a bible thumping fag.

Okay back to your normally scheduled fucking yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, since PeeWee's Bastard Stepson is spent for at least the next 20 minutes ...

So ... how you doin'? :eyebrows


This yeasty, infected vagina has me on ignore and then he talks shit to me?

Fucking pussy.

[ATRAIN]

This yeasty, infected vagina has me on ignore and then he talks shit to me?

Fucking pussy.



hahah he has you on ignore? What a fag.

[Don Quixote]

I don't give a flip about your explanations. You are a bible thumping queer.

Okay back to your normally scheduled ___ing yourself.

Wow. Another one!

The presence of people like this goes along way in explaining the Quattro's "sucking." This is the "special" illegitimate child of the crack-whore of ST.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.imagehustler.com/0408/1213123371.gif

[marini martini]

poop

[ashbeeigh]

a red x marini? You've been drinking already today haven't you?

[midgetonadonkey]

7 day residency requirement for grad school at UNT.

That bitch Midge was supposed to go with me, but that fat ass lazy Mexican backed off.

So, I'll be there alone.

The wimmens of Denton better watch out.

Fuck yourself. Were you going to pay my summer school?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao @ peewee thinking his fat greasy ass can get any women.

[ashbeeigh]

Where has everyone gone? Fuck you all for not entertaining me.

[ashbeeigh]

poop

:lmao now that's entertainment.

Well, the fact that marini couldn't post a picture.

[to21]

Where has everyone gone? Fuck you all for not entertaining me.Entertain us.....whatcha got on ya we'd like to see?

( o )( o )

[ashbeeigh]

clothes. I'm at work, your perv.

[RashoFan]

after reading an article on yahoo...I feel like calling PeeWee a fucking Plutoid....

[RashoFan]

Then again, fucking Plutinos has a more negative connotation.:evil

[RashoFan]

Scottish accents are soooo hot!

[midgetonadonkey]

Scottish accents are soooo hot!

By boss is Scottish. And she speaks with the thickest Scottish accent ever. And no it isn't hot.

[CuckingFunt]

By boss is Scottish. And she speaks with the thickest Scottish accent ever. And no it isn't hot.

Think it depends on the person speaking. Shirley Manson's Scottish accent is hot, Ewan McGregor's Scottish accent is hot, but Fat Bastard... not so much.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/fantom_2008/blasphemy.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

midge and peewee were going to shack up together? Figures.

[Extra Stout]

Where has everyone gone? Fuck you all for not entertaining me.
Your BO actually is transmitted through the internets.

[Extra Stout]

Scottish accents are soooo hot!
To a Canadian maybe.

[ashbeeigh]

Your BO actually is transmitted through the internets.

lies!

[florige]

midge and peewee were going to shack up together? Figures.



I doubt that Ash would like the idea if her lover shacking up with another dude. College or not.

[mrsmaalox]

I think she's probably used to it by now.

[Don Quixote]

lies!

From here you smell yummy and sweet.:toast

[ashbeeigh]

From here you smell yummy and sweet.:toast

Oh how your tone has changed mr. Dairy Queen.

[Extra Stout]

From here you smell yummy and sweet.:toast
There's something wrong with your connection.

[ATRAIN]

I think I hate Don Q more than anyone on this board.

[ashbeeigh]

Don Quioxite loves me now that he knows I'm a Christian. :makeout


haha.

[Extra Stout]

Don Quioxite loves me now that he knows I'm a Christian. :makeout

haha.
You could be an MW.

[florige]

PW is going to tear him apart now.

[Don Quixote]

I never hated Ashbee to begin with.

And it has nothing to do with her religion. Some other guy insulted her BO, and from my extensive, time-tested knowledge of women, I know that the best way to get on their good side is to complement them on their beauty, grace, hygiene, etc. I'm good like that.

[Don Quixote]

PW is going to tear him apart now.

Tear who apart?

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao what an idiot. Seriously. He is still a novice.

[Don Quixote]

Oh how your tone has changed mr. Dairy Queen.

I'll have you know I ate at the one and only Dairy Queen in all of Louisiana yesterday. It's in Metairie, across from Zephyr Field. I wanted a hot, juicy burger, but they don't make burgers at this one. :depressed

[ashbeeigh]

I'll have you know I ate at the one and only Dairy Queen in all of Louisiana yesterday. It's in Metairie, across from Zephyr Field. I wanted a hot, juicy burger, but they don't make burgers at this one. :depressed

Well, good for you. I will have to stop there when I go to New Orleans for my staff meeting in December.

[ashbeeigh]

PW is going to tear him apart now.

I know, but it will have to wait until he gets back from Denton.

[Don Quixote]

:lmao what an idiot. Seriously. He is still a novice.

The day I get all butt-hurt over anything either Pee-Wee's Girlfriend or A-tranny say, especially in the Quattro, is the day when I start (a) speaking in tongues, (b) spouting dispensational theology, (c) eat mayonnaise out of the jar, or (d) become a Laker fan. Meaning: it will never, ever happen. Their opinion of me means nothing and I mean nothing. The sooner you all learn that the better this place will be.

And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?

[Don Quixote]

Well, good for you. I will have to stop there when I go to New Orleans for my staff meeting in December.

What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time. :toast

[Don Quixote]

I know, but it will have to wait until he gets back from Denton.

And I'm not the one having a homosexual weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

[ashbeeigh]

What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time. :toast

It's our yearly meeting. Our headquarters are in New Orleans, so at the end of the year we all trek down there to just wrap everything up. It'll be the first time I've been there. I know there will be some time, some guy at my office, who I had the pleasure of meeting a few days ago, was arrested and had to be bailed out of jail a few years ago because he had too much fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i31.tinypic.com/f4igpk.gif

[ashbeeigh]

jerk.

[ATRAIN]

The day I get all butt-hurt over anything either Pee-Wee's Girlfriend or A-tranny say, especially in the Quattro, is the day when I start (a) speaking in tongues, (b) spouting dispensational theology, (c) eat mayonnaise out of the jar, or (d) become a Laker fan. Meaning: it will never, ever happen. Their opinion of me means nothing and I mean nothing. The sooner you all learn that the better this place will be.

And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?

One day ill find you that is all.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohiwwh.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/muhmbs.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

hahaha

chickens

[ashbeeigh]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/muhmbs.gif

Or a "cock block"

[mrsmaalox]

hahaha

chickens

hahaha dancing chickens

[ATRAIN]

Or a "cock block"

Ash your soo nasty!! Why are you so perverted? My virgin ears!!!

[Extra Stout]

I never hated Ashbee to begin with.

And it has nothing to do with her religion. Some other guy insulted her BO, and from my extensive, time-tested knowledge of women, I know that the best way to get on their good side is to complement them on their beauty, grace, hygiene, etc. I'm good like that.
ashbeeigh prefers verbal abuse and daily beatings.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash your soo nasty!! Why are you so perverted? My virgin ears!!!

I'm just telling you what I saw!

[Don Quixote]

ashbeeigh prefers verbal abuse and daily beatings.

I doubt that. All women like to be told nice things, and receive daily praise and adoration. Observe ...

Ashbee: your figure is strong and solid. You will be able to plow my field with ease, as well as pump out 10-14 children, all sideways, not even a grunt. Your face will assuredly scare off any burglar, definitely a plus. And I'll finally have someone to drink all the whisky I've been saving.

I'm smoove. Top that!

[Extra Stout]

I doubt that. All women like to be told nice things, and receive daily praise and adoration. Observe ...

Ashbee: your figure is strong and solid. You will be able to plow my field with ease, as well as pump out 10-14 children, all sideways, not even a grunt. Your face will assuredly scare off any burglar, definitely a plus. And I'll finally have someone to drink all the whisky I've been saving.

I'm smoove. Top that!
ashbeeigh: you're fat, you look like a old farm hand, you're so stretched out you won't even feel labor pains, you're ugly enough to scare people in the dark, and you're going to end up a cheap drunk.

Let's see who scores higher.

[mrsmaalox]

I love the Quattro when the testosterone is flowing. Nothing like the show put on by males jostling for position! :lol

[Don Quixote]

I see MissRolaids and her rack is back. Come watch us work.

[Extra Stout]

DQ's getting serious. He even went clothes shopping for ash.
http://www.reenactmentcostumes.com/images/dress_hat_apron.jpg

[florige]

DQ's getting serious. He even went clothes shopping for ash.
http://www.reenactmentcostumes.com/images/dress_hat_apron.jpg



:lol