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[CuckingFunt]

Dammit I think I have an eye infection :(

Tell the guys to aim elsewhere.

Or start wearing glasses.

[timvp]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hotties.jpg

Five bucks says the girl on the left goes to Trinity.

[Strike]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hotties.jpg

TLongII's fan club?

[ashbeeigh]

Five bucks says the girl on the left goes to Trinity.

Why?

[Trainwreck2100]

i was in okc the last 3 days and today i heard a guy say "all those monkeys on ESPN"

[Trainwreck2100]

i was lik DAAAMMM thats fucked up

[florige]

Five bucks says the girl on the left goes to Trinity.



That thing is a girl?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/FloKFC.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

:wow Flo??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

I got a request from my ex-GF from freshman year.

The name threw me off at first (married now), but when I saw that pic... I knew.

I ignored the request... but funny, though, my best friend accepted her request. I couldn't stop laughing and called him out. He just said he didn't realize it was her.

Oh, and if those eyebrows weren't sharpied in, she did a good job of making it appear that way.

[Melmart1]

I thought JB would reject my friend request. But I figured I would try, you are never here anymore so I wanted to be able to say hi once in awhile.

[Melmart1]

And of course you show up NOW, lol.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m/22461959/oderus-urungus.htm#q=oderus

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you all for not entertaining my drunk ass on a Saturday night during the summer.

[ashbeeigh]

I my regret that post come three days from now. Whoops.

[ashbeeigh]

and by may I mean I will.

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, Melmart1

Why are you still awake my twitter friend?

[blizz]

go to bed dumbass

[jman3000]

Fuck I'm hungover.

I must have been pimpin strong with my texting cuz I woke up and had nuddies from some chick I haven't seen in 2 years in my inbox.

[florige]

:wow Flo??



Yes Maalox?

[florige]

fuck you all for not entertaining my drunk ass on a Saturday night during the summer.



I thought you were going to that party?

[florige]

Fuck I'm hungover.

I must have been pimpin strong with my texting cuz I woke up and had nuddies from some chick I haven't seen in 2 years in my inbox.



You need to pimp hard so you wake up with nuddies in your bed!

[florige]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/FloKFC.jpg



FloKFC is the pic name....:lol

[jman3000]

I just had a break up with my FWB. I don't wanna fuck around until I know that's 100% done outta respect to her.

[florige]

I just had a break up with my FWB. I don't wanna fuck around until I know that's 100% done outta respect to her.



So you really are serious about settling down and starting a family with Ash aren't you man?

[jman3000]

:lol

If by settle down you mean getting a ZJ in a bathroom stall.

[Melmart1]

I had to look up what a ZJ is. Damn you perverts and your acronyms

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m/22461959/oderus-urungus.htm#q=oderus

:smchode:

I better not miss their next show in SA.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck I'm hungover.

I must have been pimpin strong with my texting cuz I woke up and had nuddies from some chick I haven't seen in 2 years in my inbox.

Send them over.

[marini martini]

Dam Flo...........you're deaf, too???

............and what the fuck does FWB stand for................Future Wife Beater???

[ashbeeigh]

I had such a good night last night my mom is going to do my laundry and grocery shopping because she feels bad that I'm hungover. That's an a number 1 mom right there.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:smchode:

I better not miss their next show in SA.

Huge controversy erupting in the gwar world

they're supposed to be touring for 2 years (!) in support of their 25th anniversary and new album, but apparently they're going to be opening for Lamb of God for the near future, not doing their own tour.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck I'm hungover.

I must have been pimpin strong with my texting cuz I woke up and had nuddies from some chick I haven't seen in 2 years in my inbox.

What's a nuddy?

[Melmart1]

Hey Flo, you can be an Olympian!

rS2ZIAQkVc0

[florige]

Send them over.


:lol Yeah right!

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck I'm hungover.

I must have been pimpin strong with my texting cuz I woke up and had nuddies from some chick I haven't seen in 2 years in my inbox.

I'm starting to like text sex better than phone sex, at least when I get the giggles it's less distracting to the person at the other end.

[samikeyp]

FWB=Friends With Benefits

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's a nuddy?

A buddy.

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http://tobaccoave.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/nutty.jpg

[marini martini]

FWB=Friends With Benefits


Thanks..........................oh, you mean like us!:eyebrows



:lmao:toast:lmao:toast:lmao


:cell

[Melmart1]

Flo is posting on Facebook right now. I think he mistook it for MySpace, cus we all know that's where he belongs.

[ATRAIN]

Flo is posting on Facebook right now. I think he mistook it for MySpace, cus we all know that's where he belongs.

So Facebook is racist? Myspace is the WB of social networking.

[Melmart1]

So Facebook is racist? Myspace is the WB of social networking.

Didn't you hear? MySpace is the digital ghetto, and all the white people have fled for the suburbs (Facebook). Damn racists!

[batman2883]

the bubble bus the bubble bus rocking to the beat

[batman2883]

i got my flippy floppy's
im on a boat flippin burgers
you at kinko;s straight flippin copies

[Dr. Gonzo]

batman is gay

[ATRAIN]

Didn't you hear? MySpace is the digital ghetto, and all the white people have fled for the suburbs (Facebook). Damn racists!

So flo is trying to get outa the ghetto. Doesnt he know you can take the guy outa the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto outa of the guy.

[samikeyp]

Flo is movin' on up? I wondered if his last name was Jefferson. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Didn't you hear? MySpace is the digital ghetto, and all the white people have fled for the suburbs (Facebook). Damn racists!

Effin' social networking. I drove to Dallas this weekend with my friend to drop off her kid at her sister's house. I was in the house for less than an hour, made small talk (ugh) with her neighbor---and guess who I have a friends request from this morning? Sounds kinda desperate! :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

:lol poor Flo, you guys are sooo bad! :lol Is that really him on the KFC pic?

[ATRAIN]

Hey Mardigan do you wanna go hit up some Karaoke or get some sushi this weekend? pick me up in your fast and furious ride. J Blaze who would win in a race of the slants? Mardigan has nitrous and a wing on his Honda Civc.

[Melmart1]

Hey Mardigan do you wanna go hit up some Karaoke or get some sushi this weekend? pick me up in your fast and furious ride.

ATRAIN just asked mardigan out on a date :lol

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN just asked mardigan out on a date :lol

I was being nice to the lil chink, sheesh one cant be nice to Asians anymore? I was hoping to meet some of his gook female friends, way to lay down the cock block mel!!

[Silver21_Black20]

ATRAIN just asked mardigan out on a date :lol

Could this be the third relationship to develop in the Quattro?

[ATRAIN]

Could this be the third relationship to develop in the Quattro?
Dont you mean 4th?


1. You and Steven

2. Steven and Pee Wee

3. Pee wee and Maalox

[mrsmaalox]

Dont you mean 4th?


1. You and Steven

2. Steven and Pee Wee

3. Pee wee and Maalox

That 3rd one should be Peewee on Peewee.

[ATRAIN]

That 3rd one should be Peewee on Peewee.

thats number 4 then cause we all know about that night you and pee wee spent at that love motel.

[ATRAIN]

Damn I forgot Ash and Jungleman

[ashbeeigh]

i got my flippy floppy's
im on a boat flippin burgers
you at kinko;s straight flippin copies

batman knows the way to my heart. The Lonely Island.

[mrsmaalox]

thats number 4 then cause we all know about that night you and pee wee spent at that love motel.

Urban legend.

[ATRAIN]

Fuckin A Courtney Friel is fucking HOT!!

[ATRAIN]

Urban legend.

Steven admitted it was true.

[mrsmaalox]

Steven admitted it was true.

Steven admitted it?? :lol Well then it must be true :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Damn I forgot Ash and Jungleman

I broke it off after I heard about his texting and pimping this weekend.

[Trainwreck2100]

Urban legend.

It is an urban legend, cause we all know it happened in the backseat of a dodge dart

[Dr. Gonzo]

I almost bought a Dodge Dart when I was in high school.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Will Mardigan or Atrain be the bottom?

My money is on atrain.

[ashbeeigh]

damnit, jman. I left my lip gloss in my other purse. Can I borrow yours? I know I broke our engagement and all...but I like the strawberry flavor of your lip gloss.

[ATRAIN]

Will Mardigan or Atrain be the bottom?

My money is on atrain.

Who was on the bottom of you and pee wee? I think you were the taker, you look like a bitch.

[ATRAIN]

damnit, jman. I left my lip gloss in my other purse. Can I borrow yours? I know I broke our engagement and all...but I like the strawberry flavor of your lip gloss.

Just kiss him you were get enough for both of you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Who was on the bottom of you and pee wee? I think you were the taker, you look like a bitch.

That's just inappropriate. Don't start rumors.

[Melmart1]

Effin' social networking. I drove to Dallas this weekend with my friend to drop off her kid at her sister's house. I was in the house for less than an hour, made small talk (ugh) with her neighbor---and guess who I have a friends request from this morning? Sounds kinda desperate! :rolleyes

You love the attention, stop pretending.

[ATRAIN]

That's just inappropriate. Don't start rumors.

Sorry :( will you ever forgive me?

[Silver21_Black20]

damnit, jman. I left my lip gloss in my other purse. Can I borrow yours? I know I broke our engagement and all...but I like the strawberry flavor of your lip gloss.

Did you get this strawberry lip gloss on his wang? Cochina!

[ATRAIN]

Did you get this strawberry lip gloss on his wang? Cochina!

Damn thats nasty!!

[mrsmaalox]

You love the attention, stop pretending.

I only love "in person" attention. Facebook attention is worthless to me. But if I were using it for business purposes that kind of attn would be great.

[Melmart1]

I was being nice to the lil chink, sheesh one cant be nice to Asians anymore? I was hoping to meet some of his gook female friends, way to lay down the cock block mel!!

His female friends? They only love you long time if you can last long time. They love you 15 second at a time.

[Trainwreck2100]

Effin' social networking. I drove to Dallas this weekend with my friend to drop off her kid at her sister's house. I was in the house for less than an hour, made small talk (ugh) with her neighbor---and guess who I have a friends request from this morning? Sounds kinda desperate! :rolleyes

and if you don't accept................................. awkward

[ORION]

I almost bought a Dodge Dart when I was in high school.
They used to call me the dodge and dart in high school.

[ATRAIN]

His female friends? They only love you long time if you can last long time. They love you 15 second at a time.

Fucking Asians!!

[mrsmaalox]

That's just inappropriate. Don't start rumors.

:lmao Jackass!

[Silver21_Black20]

I only love "in person" attention. Facebook attention is worthless to me. But if I were using it for business purposes that kind of attn would be great.

Lies! You love SpursTalk attention.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Trainwreck, did you get any stank at the quinenera?

[mrsmaalox]

and if you don't accept................................. awkward

Did you accept anything at the quince-whatever the other night?? :D

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck, did you get any stank at the quinenera?

God no

[mrsmaalox]

Lies! You love SpursTalk attention.

Don't we all? ;)

[Dr. Gonzo]

God no

That's not cool.

[Trainwreck2100]

That's not cool.

no, its not

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you at least get an offer?

[ashbeeigh]

I almost sent a friend request to my 8th grade boyfriend Sunday afternoon...but I was slightly hungover and didn't think it was appropriate. If he wants to add me he'll add me. I think w have like 3-4 friends in common. Whatever. We're already friends in the "ghetto" of Myspace anyway.

[ashbeeigh]

Just kiss him you were get enough for both of you.

Not that trashy texting mouth. No gracias


Did you get this strawberry lip gloss on his wang? Cochina!


It's his lip gloss, dude. Not mine.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh, did you get any stank on your hang low the night you got drunk?

[ATRAIN]

I almost sent a friend request to my 8th grade boyfriend Sunday afternoon...but I was slightly hungover and didn't think it was appropriate. If he wants to add me he'll add me. I think w have like 3-4 friends in common. Whatever. We're already friends in the "ghetto" of Myspace anyway.

Your friends on myspace but hesitant to add him on facebook. Thats fucking retarted!!

[ORION]

God no
Liar. From a prima. He posted it on youporn

[Melmart1]

Don't we all? ;)

Then why lie about it?

[mrsmaalox]

Then why lie about it?

Who's lying? I said Facebook attn is worthless to me.

[Trainwreck2100]

Ashbeeigh, did you get any stank on your hang low the night you got drunk?

yes

[Melmart1]

Who's lying? I said Facebook attn is worthless to me.

If it's so worthless, why mention it? "Ohhhh, look at me, I have so many people who want to be my friend that I have to roll my eyes at another friend request from some 'desperate' neighbor!"

[ashbeeigh]

Your friends on myspace but hesitant to add him on facebook. Thats fucking retarted!!

Because he added me to his myspace. I didn't add him. I don't know. Whatever. Maybe I'll add him later today. And he's a friend whore. I don't know. I'm a girl. It's weird.

[ashbeeigh]

yes

Because you were out with me? :rolleyes

[Dr. Gonzo]

Trainwreck and Ashbeeigh slapped uglies?

[ATRAIN]

If it's so worthless, why mention it? "Ohhhh, look at me, I have so many people who want to be my friend that I have to roll my eyes at another friend request from some 'desperate' neighbor!"

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

If it's so worthless, why mention it? "Ohhhh, look at me, I have so many people who want to be my friend that I have to roll my eyes at another friend request from some 'desperate' neighbor!"

Oh dear. As usual, you are correct. :toast

[ashbeeigh]

Trainwreck and Ashbeeigh slapped uglies?

I don't recall this.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't recall this.

Damn, you must've had a lot to drink.

[Silver21_Black20]

Trainwreck and Ashbeeigh slapped uglies?

Bumped uglies.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck and Ashbeeigh slapped uglies?


I saw the video, it was her and some guy with a mustache couldn't make out the face though

[ORION]

Trainwreck and Ashbeeigh slapped uglies?
That's what I heard. Their love story would make a good movie.

[ashbeeigh]

I saw the video

:wow

I need to get that offline like yesterday.

[ORION]

I saw the video

And I bought the bootleg from this dude at the Shell station

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, you must've had a lot to drink.

I actually did. I think it's the most I've had to drink in a few months. It was a good night.

[ORION]

I actually did. I think it's the most I've had to drink in a few months. It was a good night.

If Mike Tyson's tiger wasn't in your restroom the next morning it wasn't that good of a night.

[ashbeeigh]

If Mike Tyson's tiger wasn't in your restroom the next morning it wasn't that good of a night.

damnit. I still haven't seen that movie.

[Dr. Gonzo]

If Mike Tyson's tiger wasn't in your restroom the next morning it wasn't that good of a night.

The only tiger ashbeeigh woke up with was Trainwreck.

[ATRAIN]

If Mike Tyson's tiger wasn't in your restroom the next morning it wasn't that good of a night.

lol


I have to throw a bachelor party and the bride to be is terrified its going to turn out like the hangover hahaha. I would be so lucky!!

[ATRAIN]

The only tiger ashbeeigh woke up with was Trainwreck.

LOL Tigerwreck!!

[ATRAIN]

First Jungleman, now Tigerwreck......Orion I think your next

[Dr. Gonzo]

That movie is so fucking overrated. It sickens me.

[florige]

I am really starting to think that A is a drug dealer in the valley.

[ashbeeigh]

LOL Tigerwreck!!

:rollin that is fabulous.

[ATRAIN]

I am really starting to think that A is a drug dealer in the valley.

and you want in on it you damn crooked cop.

[ORION]

The only tiger ashbeeigh woke up with was Trainwreck.

I bet he had a tiger print speedo on.

[florige]

and you want in on it you damn crooked cop.



You can be like CC and start stupid threads about grilling crap.

[ORION]

That movie is so fucking overrated. It sickens me.
I thought it could have been so much more funnier.

[florige]

I almost sent a friend request to my 8th grade boyfriend Sunday afternoon...but I was slightly hungover and didn't think it was appropriate. If he wants to add me he'll add me. I think w have like 3-4 friends in common. Whatever. We're already friends in the "ghetto" of Myspace anyway.



IS this the same boyfriend that watched that girl put that clip on your nose and stood by just watching?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That movie is so fucking overrated. It sickens me.
which one?

[ATRAIN]

You can be like CC and start stupid threads about grilling crap.

fuck that guy

[Dr. Gonzo]

which one?

The Hangover

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Hangover
hmmmm. i wouldn't say it's overrated, but that's me. it's a good movie though.

[ashbeeigh]

IS this the same boyfriend that watched that girl put that clip on your nose and stood by just watching?

:lol The clip incident was two years before this.

[mrsmaalox]

fuck that guy

Now that's the best idea you've had in a long time :D

[ORION]

hmmmm. i wouldn't say it's overrated, but that's me. it's a good movie though.
It had funny parts but it should have been funnier. I was expecting more crazy stuff. Zach G saved the movie.

[ATRAIN]

Now that's the best idea you've had in a long time :D

Take one for the team and while you guys are passed out I can leave the gas on and do the world a favor.

[ATRAIN]

It had funny parts but it should have been funnier. I was expecting more crazy stuff. Zach G saved the movie.

I agree

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It had funny parts but it should have been funnier. I was expecting more crazy stuff. Zach G saved the movie.
i agree but the credits ended it with a bang. zach g was hit or miss with me, but he was funny. i wish people stopped trying, in all sense of the word, to emulate the great john belushi. one and done.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck it. I sent the friend request. If he doesn't add me he can kiss my white ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck it. I sent the friend request. If he doesn't add me he can kiss my white ass.
i can imagine that it's pretty pale. not pretty and pale, but pretty pale.

[ATRAIN]

fuck it. I sent the friend request. If he doesn't add me he can kiss my white ass.

dude get over it, its fucking facebook.

[florige]

fuck it. I sent the friend request. If he doesn't add me he can kiss my white ass.




You still like that guy don't you Ash?

[ashbeeigh]

You still like that guy don't you Ash?

He grew in to his pretty blue eyes, I saw the potential. But he's a man whore. So, he's for sure not my type.

[ashbeeigh]

dude get over it, its fucking facebook.

That's why I said he could kiss my ass.

[ATRAIN]

I always thought its funny when you delete girls off your friends lists, its like kicking them in the face. They take that shit to heart.

[ATRAIN]

That's why I said he could kiss my ass.

Then why even send him a request.

[florige]

He grew in to his pretty blue eyes, I saw the potential. But he's a man whore. So, he's for sure not my type.



So is Jman, but you two are intense lovers.

[ashbeeigh]

I always thought its funny when you delete girls off your friends lists, its like kicking them in the face. They take that shit to heart.

Not gonna lie, when I catch that my friends number has gone down I wonder who deleted me. I went through my list yesterday and noticed who a couple of people were that deleted me. But, I couldn't tell you when they did. I've never gotten in a fight with anyone, so it's probably just because we aren't that close of friends. There area few people I don't really "know" that I may delete soon.

[ATRAIN]

Not gonna lie, when I catch that my friends number has gone down I wonder who deleted me. I went through my list yesterday and noticed who a couple of people were that deleted me. But, I couldn't tell you when they did. I've never gotten in a fight with anyone, so it's probably just because we aren't that close of friends. There area few people I don't really "know" that I may delete soon.

a girl I used to date actually cried when I deleted her and begged me to add her back.........I was like f no your crazy. Bitches be crazy and the fact that you know your friend count scares me.

[ashbeeigh]

Then why even send him a request.

Because I wanted to read his info. It's not like myspace where you can just read the profile if you're not their friend and keep going, you know! That was it. And now that I think of it...I wrote on on a mutual friends wall that I was thinking of friending him....so now if he adds me it will be a tad weird. whoops.

[ashbeeigh]

a girl I used to date actually cried when I deleted her and begged me to add her back.........I was like f no your crazy. Bitches be crazy and the fact that you know your friend count scares me.

It's around 345-348. I don't know the exact number! And oh my god! That is weird! Whatever. If someone deletes me, I feel a bit let down, but fuck 'em.

[mrsmaalox]

Take one for the team and while you guys are passed out I can leave the gas on and do the world a favor.

Such hostility! LOL I just like how the mere mention of his name/initials burns you up! :lol

[Melmart1]

I always thought its funny when you delete girls off your friends lists, its like kicking them in the face. They take that shit to heart.

If you deleted me, I wouldn't take it to heart. I don't have a heart to take it to.

[florige]

I think Ash totally wants it from this guy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a girl I used to date actually cried when I deleted her and begged me to add her back.........I was like f no your crazy. Bitches be crazy and the fact that you know your friend count scares me.
was that the recipient of the uterus punch?

[Melmart1]

It's around 345-348. I don't know the exact number!

Damn, that is more than I would have thought. You really get around.

[ashbeeigh]

I think Ash totally wants it from this guy.

Not gonna lie. If I saw him I would let him give me all the free drinks he wanted to....because he's a bartender.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, that is more than I would have thought. You really get around.

Having facebook since 2005 will do that to you.

[florige]

Not gonna lie. If I saw him I would let him give me all the free drinks he wanted to....because he's a bartender.




:lol Nice deflection.

[Silver21_Black20]

I always thought its funny when you delete girls off your friends lists, its like kicking them in the face. They take that shit to heart.

Some girls. I could give a rats ass if anyone deleted me.

That looks weird. Does that make sense?

[ashbeeigh]

bitches. He confirmed the request in like seconds. Serves all you haters right.

[mrsmaalox]

was that the recipient of the uterus punch?

I think the uterus punch chick was a random hook up, no? Unless that's what he considers "dating".

[ATRAIN]

was that the recipient of the uterus punch?

nope

[Trainwreck2100]

Some girls. I could give a rats ass if anyone deleted me.

That looks weird. Does that make sense?

you need an apostrophe on rat's

[Silver21_Black20]

bitches. He confirmed the request in like seconds. Serves all you haters right.

Well go blow him then, sheesh!

[ATRAIN]

bitches. He confirmed the request in like seconds. Serves all you haters right.

Im going to write to him telling him you still want him. You do know some of us can see his name on your profile that you two are now friends.

[ATRAIN]

Well go blow him then, sheesh!

:lmao

[florige]

bitches. He confirmed the request in like seconds. Serves all you haters right.



Are you going to cheat on Jman with that guy?

[mrsmaalox]

Well go blow him then, sheesh!

:lmao Really, Ash what the hell are you waiting for??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

she's probably oiling up those fun bags of hers as we speak.

[florige]

:lmao Really, Ash what the hell are you waiting for??



Ash wants that guy soooo bad!!

[florige]

she's probably oiling up those fun bags of hers as we speak.



:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the scene of Catholic High School Girls In Trouble from kentucky fried movie comes to mind.

[ashbeeigh]

Im going to write to him telling him you still want him. You do know some of us can see his name on your profile that you two are now friends.

you wouldn't do that. I hate you. I'll tell everyone about our texts from Saturday.

[ATRAIN]

you wouldn't do that. I hate you. I'll tell everyone about our texts from Saturday.

What texts?You texted me once LMAO.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you going to cheat on Jman with that guy?

jungleman and I are no longer!

[ashbeeigh]

What texts?You texted me once LMAO.

That's not how I remember it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

jungleman and I are no longer!did you get tired of that crustache?

[ashbeeigh]

did you get tired of that crustache?

It was his cellular pimping.

[ATRAIN]

That's not how I remember it.

you must have been drunk already, i only got one so if you wanna lie I can head over to that guys page right now.......

[Melmart1]

you must have been drunk already, i only got one so if you wanna lie I can head over to that guys page right now.......

What guy? I can't see the part where it says "Ashley and so and so are now friends." Of course, this could be because I don't know how or where to view that part.

[samikeyp]

jungleman and I are no longer!

Take your Jungle Fever pills, did ya?

[ATRAIN]

What guy? I can't see the part where it says "Ashley and so and so are now friends." Of course, this could be because I don't know how or where to view that part.

it comes out on the news feed

[Trainwreck2100]

jungleman and I are no longer!



so that explains this


I just had a break up with my FWB. I don't wanna fuck around until I know that's 100% done outta respect to her.

[ashbeeigh]

you must have been drunk already, i only got one so if you wanna lie I can head over to that guys page right now.......

I hate you.

[ATRAIN]

so that explains this

So Jungleman can now fuck around since Ash said its over.

[ashbeeigh]

But I was drunk by 6:30 on Saturday, so I could have sent those texts to someone else.

[florige]

Ash you are daydreaming about that guy aren't you?

[ATRAIN]

But I was drunk by 6:30 on Saturday, so I could have sent those texts to someone else.

Is that your way of weaseling out of what you just said? Go ahead and tell the people you were lying ash.

[ATRAIN]

Ash you are daydreaming about that guy aren't you?

Is it possible to have a wet dream cause if it isnt ash just made it possible.

[ashbeeigh]

Is that your way of weaseling out of what you just said? Go ahead and tell the people you were lying ash.

That's all you're getting! Consider that a victory.

[samikeyp]

But I was drunk by 6:30 on Saturday, so I could have sent those texts to someone else.

Well that explains the "Y yes, i can suck the krome off a bumper...Y u ask?" text.

[florige]

Is it possible to have a wet dream cause if it isnt ash just made it possible.



I totally am thinking that guy could have his way with Ash if he wanted too.

[ATRAIN]

I totally am thinking that guy could have his way with Ash if he wanted too.

Ash would pull a maalox and rape the poor guy.

[ATRAIN]

Well that explains the "Y yes, i can suck the krome off a bumper...Y u ask?" text.

lol

[mrsmaalox]

Ash would pull a maalox and rape the poor guy.

Shit, I have never raped any guy who wasn't asking for it!

[ATRAIN]

That's all you're getting! Consider that a victory.

Should I post his name on here for everyone to see?

[J.T.]

Hey Mardigan do you wanna go hit up some Karaoke or get some sushi this weekend? pick me up in your fast and furious ride. J Blaze who would win in a race of the slants? Mardigan has nitrous and a wing on his Honda Civc.

You sing karaoke? We could've been hanging out months ago!

[ATRAIN]

You sing karaoke? We could've been hanging out months ago!

LMAO no its a joke brah, when you coming to 6th?

[ashbeeigh]

Should I post his name on here for everyone to see?

You're fucking retarded. You were supposed to play the "Ashley was a whore and texted me all night" game. But just for the record, I didn't text you back because you told me you were on a "date." However, I bet you and mardigan were probably just "singing karaoke." I don't know what that is euphemism for, but someone here will come up with one. God, you're and asshole.

[ashbeeigh]

And his name is Jose Martinez. Mexicans will blue eyes intrigue me.

[ATRAIN]

And his name is Jose Martinez. Mexicans will blue eyes intrigue me.

:lmao God damn you bought my bluff hard!!! Your news feed didnt show your new friends hahahaha, thanks for the info though.

[ATRAIN]

You're fucking retarded. You were supposed to play the "Ashley was a whore and texted me all night" game. But just for the record, I didn't text you back because you told me you were on a "date." However, I bet you and mardigan were probably just "singing karaoke." I don't know what that is euphemism for, but someone here will come up with one. God, you're and asshole.
I was on a date thats why I told you drunk texts telling me off wouldnt be a good idea lol. Thanks though and no Mardi and I werent hanging out, I wasnt in Austin.

[ATRAIN]

God, you're and asshole.

:lmao

Atrain - 1

Ash - 0

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao God damn you bought my bluff hard!!! Your news feed didnt show your new friends hahahaha, thanks for the info though.

Good luck finding him fucker.

[J.T.]

And his name is Jose Martinez. Mexicans will blue eyes intrigue me.

Mexican women have wetter pussies than white women. This is proven.

[J.T.]

LMAO no its a joke brah, when you coming to 6th?

I don't know. Wanna buy some drugs? I'm trying to see how many SpursTalkers I can middle man a drug deal for before I go to jail.

[ATRAIN]

Good luck finding him fucker.

I can do a search ya know.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know. Wanna buy some drugs? I'm trying to see how many SpursTalkers I can middle man a drug deal for before I go to jail.

What are you peddling?? :D

[ATRAIN]

I don't know. Wanna buy some drugs? I'm trying to see how many SpursTalkers I can middle man a drug deal for before I go to jail.

LMAO nah man i have my own dealer that I smuggle for.

[ATRAIN]

JT make sure your sober when we play madden bitch cause im going to pwn you!!!

[samikeyp]

I don't know. Wanna buy some drugs? I'm trying to see how many SpursTalkers I can middle man a drug deal for before I go to jail.

Man...how you gonna sell bud...if you're smokin' the bud?

[J.T.]

JT make sure your sober when we play madden bitch cause im going to pwn you!!!

Can't make any promises there brah. But what I can do for you is make sure I trade Manning for Aaron Brooks, Addai for Ron Dayne and Wayne for Limas Sweed to give you a fair shake.

[CuckingFunt]

batman knows the way to my heart. The Lonely Island.

You call your heart the lonely island? That's pretty pessimistic.

[CuckingFunt]

Also, fuck you all for being so talkative while I'm gone.

[J.T.]

What are you peddling?? :D

They made a movie about it called Pineapple Express.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Mexican women have wetter pussies than white women. This is proven.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/brianhoffman29/tattoodsucka.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I only love "in person" attention.

This from the person who yesterday sung the praises of text sex.

[samikeyp]

You call your heart the lonely island?

Either that or her snatch.

[CuckingFunt]

I always thought its funny when you delete girls off your friends lists, its like kicking them in the face. They take that shit to heart.

I still think you know too many dumb girls. Stable individuals don't have this response.

[CuckingFunt]

Either that or her snatch.

Either one is pretty sad.

Believable, but sad.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate you.

Why hate ATRAIN? Hate yourself for bringing your facebook drama into the Quattro.

[ashbeeigh]

Why hate ATRAIN? Hate yourself for bringing your facebook drama into the Quattro.

He's on a never ending quest to find "the" Jose Martinez to tell him I still have the hots for him. So, I think it's a lost cause.

[mrsmaalox]

This from the person who yesterday sung the praises of text sex.

I didn't sing the praises of anything LOL I just said I liked it.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't sing the praises of anything LOL I just said I liked it.

whatever attention whore.

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't sing the praises of anything LOL I just said I liked it.

ashbeeigh could learn a lot from you. Whoring 101.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't sing the praises of anything LOL I just said I liked it.

Saying you like something is praise.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I am slowly becoming a fan of celery.

[CuckingFunt]

I am slowly becoming a fan of celery.

Icky.

[mardigan]

I am slowly becoming a fan of celery.

Same thing has been happening to me with squash. I dont understand it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Same thing has been happening to me with squash. I dont understand it.

I thought Asians liked all veggies.

[J.T.]

I thought Asians liked all veggies.

They like cartoons, video games, advanced mathematics, mosaic-censored porn and driving 20 miles under the speed limit.

[samikeyp]

They like cartoons, video games, advanced mathematics, mosaic-censored porn and driving 20 miles under the speed limit.

Do you want them driving faster? :wow

[Silver21_Black20]

Same thing has been happening to me with squash. I dont understand it.

Have you tried grilled squash? Delicious!

[J.T.]

Do you want them driving faster? :wow

No, but I'd prefer if they'd stop duping white men into thinking all of their females are sexy when it's more like 1 in 10.

[samikeyp]

No, but I'd prefer if they'd stop duping white men into thinking all of their females are sexy when it's more like 1 in 10.

Ahh good point.

[J.T.]

Ahh good point.

They put something in the food at those all you can eat buffets man. I know it. That's why I only eat HEB chinese food, because it's the only chinese food you can get cooked by a black dude instead of Mr. Miyagi.

[mardigan]

Have you tried grilled squash? Delicious!

I know! Thats what got me hooked. Got any preparation tips?

[mrsmaalox]

Saying you like something is praise.

But I wasn't singing :rolleyes

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know! Thats what got me hooked. Got any preparation tips?

Put it on the fucking grill.

[ORION]

I am slowly becoming a fan of celery.
Sprinkle some lucas on that shit.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Sprinkle some lucas on that shit.

I would but they don't sale the raza shit here at the university.

[ORION]

I would but they don't sale the raza shit here at the university.
Then dip it in some promethazine and codiene

[Silver21_Black20]

I know! Thats what got me hooked. Got any preparation tips?

Nothing special. Grill it and sprinkle a lil salt on it.

[ORION]

Nothing special. Grill it and sprinkle a lil salt on it.
Yummmm sounds fantastic

[mrsmaalox]

ashbeeigh could learn a lot from you. Whoring 101.

I agree. She needs to step it up a notch from the face booking, drunk texting, seizure having, dirty footed tactics she currently uses :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I agree. She needs to step it up a notch from the face booking, drunk texting, seizure having, dirty footed tactics she currently uses :lol

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

[samikeyp]

Does Jungleman have a bluetoof too?

[mrsmaalox]

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Shouldn't Jungleman be a more appropriate name for Flo?

[Melmart1]

You sing karaoke? We could've been hanging out months ago!

Oh, shit! Now JT is trying to make it a menage a trois! Who knew there were so many closet homosexuals here. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

[samikeyp]

I agree. She needs to step it up a notch from the face booking, drunk texting, seizure having, dirty footed tactics she currently uses :lol

You got to cut her some slack, she has only been whoring only a third as long as you have.

[ashbeeigh]

Shouldn't Jungleman be a more appropriate name for Flo?

if we have to explain it to you, then it will no longer be funny.

[Dr. Gonzo]

if we have to explain it to you, then it will no longer be funny.

I understand it stupid. I was making a racist joke. Stupid.