Free Quattro Razor (20)

[ashbeeigh]

so what does following someone actually mean?

It just means you get their updates.

[I. Hustle]

ATRAIN and I. Hustle must be the same guy

Nah. You and I have never boned.

[I. Hustle]

It just means you get their updates.


By Flippy Floppies do you mean your bewbs?

[ATRAIN]

Nah. You and I have never boned.

:lmao you fucker

[ATRAIN]

By Flippy Floppies do you mean your bewbs?

Shes on a boat

[mrsmaalox]

It just means you get their updates.

Ash, you should totally get yourself stuck in her craw (WTH is a craw) by constantly updating stuff like "I need to get a spare mace for my humantarian mission tomorrow" and "Gawd, these people are so dumb they can't even speak English!"

[ORION]

Melissa Martinez is following me on Twitter.
I heard she is hot !

[ashbeeigh]

Ash, you should totally get yourself stuck in her craw (WTH is a craw) by constantly updating stuff like "I need to get a spare mace for my humantarian mission tomorrow" and "Gawd, these people are so dumb they can't even speak English!"

:lol Naw. I have people that don't think I'm racist that follow me.

[mrsmaalox]

Nah. You and I have never boned.

Only in your sweetest dreams, so yea, you and ATRAIN are the same! :)

[ashbeeigh]

Shes on a boat

He's right. I'm on a boat. On a dolphin. I didn't do the last part though. The mermaid shit. Negative on that one. I actually just listened to the song. It was karoake in my office.

[SpursStalker]

Howya doin'?

I'm good darlin and how about yourself?

:makeout

hey hustle did Stalker ever send you nude pics?

:wow

[QuattroElite]

She sent some to me and they are outstanding!! I was especially impressed the way her pubic patch was trimmed in the shape of a Q...no doubt in an attempt to become Quattro Elite..which I might add she has succeeded in. They were almost as spectacular as Miss Ashbeeigh's.

Pip pip!! :toast

[QuattroElite]

Ohh, the thought of Miss Ashbeeigh on a boat. A most ripping fantasy!

For her to be nautically nude noshing on a knockwurst...namely mine.

Very elite. :toast

[ATRAIN]

She sent some to me and they are outstanding!! I was especially impressed the way her pubic patch was trimmed in the shape of a Q...no doubt in an attempt to become Quattro Elite..which I might add she has succeeded in. They were almost as spectacular as Miss Ashbeeigh's.

Pip pip!! :toast

im curious who is on the list of the "elite"?

[ashbeeigh]

Mother fucker. Who is this Quattro elite person?

[QuattroElite]

im curious who is on the list of the "elite"?

Rest assured sir, you are not.

[QuattroElite]

Mother fucker. Who is this Quattro elite person?

You need not know, all you need know is that you are among the elite.

[ATRAIN]

Mother fucker. Who is this Quattro elite person?

hahaha I know who it is

[ATRAIN]

should I out the Elite troll?

[QuattroElite]

Nonsense sir.

Even if I was a troll, which I assure I am not, you should not out a troll. Because if people know your trolls, if you had them, they could return the favor.

Cheers! :toast

[ATRAIN]

Nonsense sir.

Even if I was a troll, which I assure I am not, you should not out a troll. Because if people know your trolls, if you had them, they could return the favor.

Cheers! :toast

hahah worried are we?

[QuattroElite]

hahah worried are we?

Pish tosh, man.

Worrying is not elite. :nope

[ATRAIN]

Pish tosh, man.

Worrying is not elite. :nope

Well I remember who came up with the "elite" term and no one uses the cheer smiley more than SOMEONE that I know lol.

[QuattroElite]

Rave on as you will madman.

I prefer to deal with the thoughts of SpursStalker's taut young body and the Q in her special place.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm horrible at guessing trolls. I have one and Steven guessed it within five minutes so it's retired.

[QuattroElite]

I'm horrible at guessing trolls. I have one and Steven guessed it within five minutes so it's retired.

You need not troll, my lovely, tis beneath you.

Now wenches like PandaSpur and mrsmaalox....they are unworthy and therefore troll material!

[SpursStalker]

She sent some to me and they are outstanding!! I was especially impressed the way her pubic patch was trimmed in the shape of a Q...no doubt in an attempt to become Quattro Elite..which I might add she has succeeded in. They were almost as spectacular as Miss Ashbeeigh's.

Pip pip!! :toast

:lmao

Keep on dreaming

[QuattroElite]

:lmao

Keep on dreaming

Ahh feisty! Another of your endearing qualities!

You're ripe for a good spanking!

[z0sa]

:lmao

Keep on dreaming

they don't want to dream anymore. you should just post some here in this thread so they don't have to.

[SpursStalker]

they don't want to dream anymore. you should just post some here in this thread so they don't have to.

:lmao

Must be a good day to dream

[QuattroElite]

they don't want to dream anymore. you should just post some here in this thread.

Well said sir!!

Originally you were not found elite due to some of your past posts, however, this post shows great intellect and keen observation.

You sir, are back on the list!! :toast

[QuattroElite]

:lmao

Must be a good day to dream

As long as you are involved...precisely!!

[TheQuattro]

Nonsense sir.

Even if I was a troll, which I assure I am not, you should not out a troll. Because if people know your trolls, if you had them, they could return the favor.

Cheers! :toast

classic Bigzak! :tu :lol

[QuattroElite]

classic Bigzak! :tu :lol

:lol

No I am afraid not.

Sir Zak is quite the wordsmith, however, he is not the one behind the curtain here.

[TheQuattro]

:lol

No I am afraid not.

Sir Zak is quite the wordsmith, however, he is not the one behind the curtain here.

Okay, Yeah, what ever you say. :tu :lol

[QuattroElite]

Okay, Yeah, what ever you say. :tu :lol

:toast

[florige]

Mother fucker. Who is this Quattro elite person?



I think it may be a peewee troll.

[QuattroElite]

I think it may be a peewee troll.

tsk tsk.

A sad and dreary thought.

Tis ok though, Florige....you sir, are still elite!!:toast

[florige]

tsk tsk.

A sad and dreary thought.

Tis ok though, Florige....you sir, are still elite!!:toast



Hi Marini!!

[CuckingFunt]

Oh boy, here comes the annoying sexual innuendo brigade.

Does responding to a post about $100.00 whores even count as innuendo?

[Troll]

:lmao It is so obvious. :tu :lol

[QuattroElite]

Hi Marini!!

Bad form sir.

Although Miss Martini is Elite as well as...intoxicating!

Guffaw! Guffaw!

Oh, how droll that was! :lol

[QuattroElite]

Ahh...I detect the presence of the Funt.

Smashing!!

[jman3000]

Being considered "quattroelite" is tantamount to being enrolled in a short bus program.

[ATRAIN]

Hi Marini!!

LMAO :lmao

Good job flo

[QuattroElite]

Being considered "quattroelite" is tantamount to being enrolled in a short bus program.

Says the little man who uses this form of transport regularly!

[FL0]

LMAO :lmao

Good job flo


Power to the people!!

[ATRAIN]

:lmao It is so obvious. :tu :lol

yup

[ORION]

What is going on in here?!

[Internet Toughguy]

This Quattro Elite Troll is pissing me off!!

Im going to kick your ass bitch!!

[Internet Toughguy]

power to the people!!

fuck you flo

[QuattroElite]

What is going on in here?!

Honestly sir, shouldn't you be working on your basketball skills?

From what I understand, they are far from elite.

[FL0]

fuck you flo

Discount!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

(WTH is a craw)

Bird stomach, I believe.

[florige]

What is going on in here?!



Hey O, you forgot to send me those bikini pics you promised me from those women you work with.

[QuattroElite]

This Quattro Elite Troll is pissing me off!!

Im going to kick your ass bitch!!

Oh yes....you.

You are beneath me and therefore not elite.

[jman3000]

Says the little man who uses this form of transport regularly!

It's a glorified chat room which has morphed into some weird high school scene. It's interesting about 10% of the time.

[Internet Toughguy]

Oh yes....you.

You are beneath me and therefore not elite.

why dont you put my elite balls in your mouth!!

[TheQuattro]

It's a glorified chat room which has morphed into some weird high school scene. It's interesting about 10% of the time.

That is blasphemy in here!!!

[QuattroElite]

why dont you put my elite balls in your mouth!!

I do apologize sir.

Unlike you, I do not prefer the sexual company of other men. I am sure there are places you can go for your anal interludes. You can PM jman I believe. Apparently he, how do you common folk say it, likes it in the poopchute?

[QuattroElite]

It's a glorified chat room which has morphed into some weird high school scene. It's interesting about 10% of the time.

Unless you are involved, then it is even less so.

[CuckingFunt]

It's interesting about 10% of the time.

You're being exceedingly generous.

[Tony Sinclair]

I'm ready for a nice chat. Let's get tanqued!!!

[Melmart1]

QuattroElite sounds like a watered-down and unfunny version of Carlton Banks.

[mrsmaalox]

The elite troll is either Mel or Mikey. But which one?

[QuattroElite]

QuattroElite sounds like a watered-down and unfunny version of Carlton Banks.

Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.

Oh if it were Ashbeeigh.:toast

[QuattroElite]

The elite troll is either Mel or Mikey. But which one?

Your humour, much like your vagina, is useless and tired.

[ATRAIN]

The elite troll is either Mel or Mikey. But which one?

NO its Marini come on if even florige can figure that out anyone can.

[ORION]

Honestly sir, shouldn't you be working on your basketball skills?

From what I understand, they are far from elite.
I never said I was good as a matter of fact I am terrible so if anyone wants to play for cash PM me.

[ATRAIN]

I never said I was good as a matter of fact I am terrible so if anyone wants to play for cash PM me.

ill play you for cash

[Vagina]

Your humour, much like your vagina, is useless and tired.

You wouldn't know what to do with me.

[samikeyp]

The elite troll is either Mel or Mikey. But which one?

Don't get me wrapped up in your efforts to use your brain.

[samikeyp]

I never said I was good as a matter of fact I am terrible so if anyone wants to play for cash PM me.

You'll give me cash to play me?

Sweet!

I will even let you win!! :lol





Shit...I wouldn't have to let you win. :depressed

:lol

[ORION]

Hey O, you forgot to send me those bikini pics you promised me from those women you work with.

So you can say I didn't get them. I know your trickery.

[ORION]

ill play you for cash

Oh thank God a sucke...I mean oh no what have I done this time. I am going to lose my money to a superior basketball player.

[ATRAIN]

Oh thank God a sucke...I mean oh no what have I done this time. I am going to lose my money to a superior basketball player.

I must warn you I play no blood no foul

[jman3000]

You're being exceedingly generous.

I apologize. The 10% figure is referring to the times I've glanced in. So... I'd say since I look probably every 3 days or so... 3% wouldn't be so far off the mark.

By all means though, let these 2 gay quattro trolls continue in their enlightened discussion.

[ashbeeigh]

Nonsense sir.

Even if I was a troll, which I assure I am not, you should not out a troll. Because if people know your trolls, if you had them, they could return the favor.

Cheers! :toast

It was this post that sealed the deal. It's marini.

[ORION]

I must warn you I play no blood no foul
Weak... I mean oh no you sound so strong and powerful I might as well just give you my money BUT I think I'll just play the game anyway even though I probably wouldn't score on base hit.

[samikeyp]

It was this post that sealed the deal. It's marini.

I think you are right.

[samikeyp]

Weak... I mean oh no you sound so strong and powerful I might as well just give you my money BUT I think I'll just play the game anyway even though I probably wouldn't score on base hit.

No blood no foul is weak?

Wow, times have changed.

[Melmart1]

If it isn't marini, then the person who it is deserves a pat on the back for fooling everyone. Unless it's Viva. No sense on wasting a pat on the back on such a bitter person who wouldn't appreciate it.

[ATRAIN]

No blood no foul is weak?

Wow, times have changed.

hahah yeah I didnt get that either.

[CuckingFunt]

If it isn't marini, then the person who it is deserves a pat on the back for fooling everyone. Unless it's Viva. No sense on wasting a pat on the back on such a bitter person who wouldn't appreciate it.

Agreed.

[ORION]

No blood no foul is weak?

Wow, times have changed.
Weak as in that stuff doesn't bother me. Some people might cry and complain about getting fouled but I could careless unless their are refs present and they better give me the call. I haven't gone to the line all season in either league and that pisses me off....uhh just kidding ATRAIN don't hurt me.

[ATRAIN]

Weak as in that stuff doesn't bother me. Some people might cry and complain about getting fouled but I could careless unless their are refs present and they better give me the call. I haven't gone to the line all season in either league and that pisses me off....uhh just kidding ATRAIN don't hurt me.

I never call fouls even when I get hacked. Foul calling is for pussies.

[samikeyp]

Weak as in that stuff doesn't bother me. Some people might cry and complain about getting fouled but I could careless unless their are refs present and they better give me the call. I haven't gone to the line all season in either league and that pisses me off....uhh just kidding ATRAIN don't hurt me.

That's good. I like a player who understands that street ball is a contact sport.

We once laughed a dude off the court because he tried to call charging.

[samikeyp]

I never call fouls even when I get hacked. Foul calling is for pussies.


Agreed.


Unless its blatant..don't call it.

[ATRAIN]

That's good. I like a player who understands that street ball is a contact sport.

We once laughed a dude off the court because he tried to call charging.

There is this guy that plays with us on wed. and he calls a foul if his layup doesnt go in. He tried to call a moving screen on me on a rebound??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

did i miss the selma and patty hour?

oh, darns

[samikeyp]

There is this guy that plays with us on wed. and he calls a foul if his layup doesnt go in. He tried to call a moving screen on me on a rebound??

:lmao

People who used to do that on our court usually got an elbow on the next possession.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

People who used to do that on our court usually got an elbow on the next possession.

Thing is this guy is at least 6'3 and very atheltic. He is the biggest bitch out there. He tried to call that foul on me and I got in his face and called him a bitch for even trying to call pussy ass fouls like that. He hasnt said shit to me since. He hates it that I play rough with him.

[CuckingFunt]

I hates it that I play rough with him.

You should treat him gentle next time, if you hates it so much.

[ORION]

That's good. I like a player who understands that street ball is a contact sport.

We once laughed a dude off the court because he tried to call charging.

Charging is probably the weakest call ever. If that fucker wants a charge I will let them know the difference next time down.

[ATRAIN]

You should treat him gentle next time, if you hates it so much.

God damn your quick! Fuck give someone a chance to edit.

[ATRAIN]

Charging is probably the weakest call ever. If that fucker wants a charge I will let them know the difference next time down.

YUP same here. If they want to call a foul ill make sure and show them what a foul is.

[CuckingFunt]

God damn your quick! Fuck give someone a chance to edit.

Where's the fun in that?

[ATRAIN]

Where's the fun in that?

:loser:jack

[ORION]

Thing is this guy is at least 6'3 and very atheltic. He is the biggest bitch out there. He tried to call that foul on me and I got in his face and called him a bitch for even trying to call pussy ass fouls like that. He hasnt said shit to me since. He hates it that I play rough with him.
He is 6'3" and the biggest guy there ?! Where do you play ? In a middle school ?

[samikeyp]

YUP same here. If they want to call a foul ill make sure and show them what a foul is.

+10

I got called for a very ticky tack foul once so then on the next possession, I threw the guy into the pole holding up the hoop. I looked down at him and said "now that's a foul." :)

[Melmart1]

Haha, I am much nicer to Ashley on Twitter than on here. Well, considering I have only said one thing to her ... it wasn't nice, but wasn't as mean. Does that mean that my cold, black heart is warming up? Or is this just a blip?

[ATRAIN]

He is 6'3" and the biggest guy there ?! Where do you play ? In a middle school ?

LOL its a work league. There is a guy that is like 6'6 or 6'7 there but he doesnt go all the time.

[samikeyp]

Haha, I am much nicer to Ashley on Twitter than on here. Well, considering I have only said one thing to her ... it wasn't nice, but wasn't as mean. Does that mean that my cold, black heart is warming up? Or is this just a blip?

Blip

[florige]

He is 6'3" and the biggest guy there ?! Where do you play ? In a middle school ?




:lol

[Melmart1]

I hope it's just a blip. Being nice blows.

[ATRAIN]

Haha, I am much nicer to Ashley on Twitter than on here. Well, considering I have only said one thing to her ... it wasn't nice, but wasn't as mean. Does that mean that my cold, black heart is warming up? Or is this just a blip?

I seriously doubt it. Your mean all the time on the interwebs or in RL.

[Melmart1]

My mom is coming over to watch some TV. I should just buy her the converter boxes, shouldn't I?

[samikeyp]

I hope it's just a blip. Being nice blows.

http://www.toyflashback.com/wp-content/uploads/blip.jpg

[samikeyp]

My mom is coming over to watch some TV. I should just buy her the converter boxes, shouldn't I?

Yes.

[Melmart1]

I seriously doubt it. Your mean all the time on the interwebs or in RL.

What is RL? Did you forget the "T" in front of it, you acronym-using, angry little TRL-watching teenybopper.

[Melmart1]

Yes.

How much do those damn things cost, anyways? I have cable so I didn't have to buy one.

[samikeyp]

Fucking Michigan.

I need a MI drivers license for AAA to give me auto insurance with my employee discount and to get a drivers license I need my TX one, two proofs of MI residence, SSC and my birth certificate....for fucks sake, its only a drivers license!

[samikeyp]

How much do those damn things cost, anyways? I have cable so I didn't have to buy one.

No idea.

[florige]

How much do those damn things cost, anyways? I have cable so I didn't have to buy one.

About 50 bucks!.

[Melmart1]

Hey, is there a way to get a better cable signal? I get all the channels except 50, which I think is public access. It is also where they show the Rangers games when the Astros are playing on FSN (which is 95% of the time). I am tired of having to watch someone's VLC stream.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't get me wrapped up in your efforts to use your brain.

No brain required there ;) I've seen 4 guys take Stalker's bait and only one has been here long enough to to know about the elite!!

[Melmart1]

Fucking Michigan.

I need a MI drivers license for AAA to give me auto insurance with my employee discount and to get a drivers license I need my TX one, two proofs of MI residence, SSC and my birth certificate....for fucks sake, its only a drivers license!

Dayum! WHen I moved to VA, all I needed was my TX one and proof of residency. I took a bank statement. That was it. They even take the pic and give it to you there in 20 minutes, no waiting two weeks. One of the few efficient things about that state. Oh, sorry. COMMONWEALTH.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking Michigan.

I need a MI drivers license for AAA to give me auto insurance with my employee discount and to get a drivers license I need my TX one, two proofs of MI residence, SSC and my birth certificate....for fucks sake, its only a drivers license!

I seem to remember my mom having to jump through similar hoops to get her Missouri driver's license.

[Melmart1]

About 50 bucks!.

Is that with or without that coupon thingy? They are always talking about some coupon or certificate or something?

[florige]

I would play A for money because I am pretty sure he wouldn't score a single point once after I got the ball back from the single brick he threw up.

[samikeyp]

No brain required there ;) I've seen 4 guys take Stalker's bait and only one has been here long enough to to know about the elite!!

Which led you to thinking it was me how?

[samikeyp]

Dayum! WHen I moved to VA, all I needed was my TX one and proof of residency. I took a bank statement. That was it. They even take the pic and give it to you there in 20 minutes, no waiting two weeks. One of the few efficient things about that state. Oh, sorry. COMMONWEALTH.

No shit.

That settles it....i'm moving back! :lol

[florige]

Is that with or without that coupon thingy? They are always talking about some coupon or certificate or something?




Thats before. I think its like 20 after the rebate coupon.

[SpursStalker]

No brain required there ;) I've seen 4 guys take Stalker's bait and only one has been here long enough to to know about the elite!!

Huh?

[florige]

No shit.

That settles it....i'm moving back! :lol



Hey Mikey can I borrow a couple of dollars once you get that radio gig job? :hat

[samikeyp]

Hey Mikey can I borrow a couple of dollars once you get that radio gig job? :hat

:lol

Let me get the job first! :)

[samikeyp]

Huh?

According to mrsmyvagsmellslikelox

you throw out bait for men.

[SpursStalker]

According to mrsmyvagsmellslikelox

you throw out bait for men.

Bait for what?

:sleep

[Melmart1]

Huh?

Gawd. Another bad actress.

[ORION]

LOL its a work league. There is a guy that is like 6'6 or 6'7 there but he doesnt go all the time.
Just one guy that tall?! Mickey Mouse league right there.

[samikeyp]

Bait for what?

:sleep

Good question.

She is implying that you are a cyber-ho. As if she is one to talk.

[SpursStalker]

Good question.

She is implying that you are a cyber-ho. As if she is one to talk.

:lmao

Funny how she thinks this when she does not even know me ...

Whatever!

[florige]

:lol

Let me get the job first! :)



Hopefully you get it dude!

[samikeyp]

:lmao

Funny how she thinks this when she does not even know me ...

Whatever!

Exactly.

[SpursStalker]

Exactly.

Where you offered a job Mikey?

[samikeyp]

Hopefully you get it dude!

Hopefully.

I am just waiting for my copy of the show. I hope to get it next week. I can then start sending it to stations. I had a dream last night that the Ticket said "We are expanding the show and we want you to be part of it!"

that would be nice.

[samikeyp]

Where you offered a job Mikey?

No. :depressed

In fact I may lose this one.

They are talking layoffs here again.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[florige]

Good question.

She is implying that you are a cyber-ho. As if she is one to talk.



:lol At Nikey instigating.

[samikeyp]

:lol At Nikey instigating.

:lol

I calls them as I sees them. :D

[samikeyp]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Go with that. :)

[SpursStalker]

No. :depressed

In fact I may lose this one.

They are talking layoffs here again.

Well if they know what's good for them, they will keep you!!

I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers ...

:)

[Melmart1]

So matlock calls out stalker for setting out flirtbait, stalker gets offended. maalox, being the insult-and-run coward she is, hides out. Sounds like a classic case of jealousy to me.

[CuckingFunt]

So matlock calls out stalker for setting out flirtbait, stalker gets offended. maalox, being the insult-and-run coward she is, hides out. Sounds like a classic case of jealousy to me.

Stalker has taken over as the Quattro's resident "accidental" attention whore. Being replaced is never easy.

[florige]

No. :depressed

In fact I may lose this one.

They are talking layoffs here again.



Hopefully they don't man! Well not until you get your new gig anyway. :lol How much would you be making around about?

[samikeyp]

:lol @ "matlock"

[Melmart1]

Stalker has taken over as the Quattro's resident "accidental" attention whore. Being replaced is never easy.

Particularly by a younger model. Maybe she has First Wives syndrome. I fully expect her to ask for alimony in the form of an occasional thrown bone from stalker's fan club.

[samikeyp]

Hopefully they don't man! Well not until you get your new gig anyway. :lol How much would you be making around about?

No clue bro.

I don't care though. Just the chance to be on my own show would be enough.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/patty-selma.gif>>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://sportscouchpotato.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d31c69e201156f2d6c4a970c-300wi

[samikeyp]

Particularly by a younger model. Maybe she has First Wives syndrome. I fully expect her to ask for alimony in the form of an occasional thrown bone from stalker's fan club.

Something tells me myvagsmellslikelox would pretty much jump on any bone, thrown or otherwise.

[mrsmaalox]

I wasn't hiding I was driving! I wasn't calling anyone out. I was making an observation. I don't care what Stalker does, as long as she has fun, it's fine by me :toast. I didn't say/think anyone is a whore, I just said I noticed 4 different guys flirting along with her. And only one of them (Mikey) was around when the whole Quattro Elite stuff started. Since that troll was flirting with SS I figured it was him. That's all. But I suspected it was him waaay before SS came along.

[samikeyp]

I wasn't hiding I was driving! I wasn't calling anyone out. I was making an observation. I don't care what Stalker does, as long as she has fun, it's fine by me :toast. I didn't say/think anyone is a whore, I just said I noticed 4 different guys flirting along with her. And only one of them (Mikey) was around when the whole Quattro Elite stuff started. Since that troll was flirting with SS I figured it was him. That's all. But I suspected it was him waaay before SS came along.

Hmm...obsess much? :lol

[Melmart1]

You just happened to notice FOUR different guys flirting with her. You just happened to know the exact number ...

You could have an entire Razzie ceremony in here with all the bad acting.

[mrsmaalox]

Another observation: Mikey has become unusually hostile since I mentioned him as a possible troll. He normally makes a crack or 2 but he's taken this a bit far even for him.

[samikeyp]

Another observation: Mikey has become unusually hostile since I mentioned him as a possible troll. He normally makes a crack or 2 but he's taken this a bit far even for him.

:lol

That is funny. Trust me sweetheart, people have seen me hostile on this site....and this ain't it.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Hmm...obsess much? :lol

Obsess?? About what? Like I said it's just an observation, sheesh.

[florige]

Another observation: Mikey has become unusually hostile since I mentioned him as a possible troll. He normally makes a crack or 2 but he's taken this a bit far even for him.



I was noticing that too. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lol

That is funny. Trust me sweetheart, people have seen me hostile on this site....and this ain't it.

:lol

"Hostile" has become entirely overused. I haven't seen anyone be really hostile in this thread in a couple of years.

[samikeyp]

Obsess?? About what? Like I said it's just an observation, sheesh.

Ok..whatever you say.

:toast

Oops....I used the :toast icon! I just gave myself away!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

"Hostile" has become entirely overused. I haven't seen anyone be really hostile in this thread in a couple of years.

You are absolutely right. Maybe I should have said defensive.

[samikeyp]

I was noticing that too. :lol

Geez...I get engaged in some maalox banter and i'm a troll!! Sheesh!!

:lol

[samikeyp]

You are absolutely right. Maybe I should have said defensive.

That's even funnier.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

man, i guess some people just cling to high school ways............

[samikeyp]

man, i guess some people just cling to high school ways............

Good point.

I'm waiting for maalox to put "Mikeyp is a troll" on her book covers. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Who really gives a shit? Seriously.

[samikeyp]

Who really gives a shit? Seriously.

apparently maalox does.

I was having some fun indulging her fantasies but the fun is running low at this point.

[samikeyp]

So should I be pissed when a co-worker takes as long a lunch as she wants and goes later than she is supposed which then, in turn makes me later?

We don't have a set schedule since there are only two of us who are full time. She is supposed to go at noon, I go at 1. I make sure I just take an hour, but she goes 1.30, 1.45.

[Trainwreck2100]

We once laughed a dude off the court because he tried to call charging.


I'll take the hit, but i won't call a charge i once had a guy barrell into me, call a block, and when i called him out for it he told me to call the charge then. I was fucking pissed.

[florige]

So should I be pissed when a co-worker takes as long a lunch as she wants and goes later than she is supposed which then, in turn makes me later?

We don't have a set schedule since there are only two of us who are full time. She is supposed to go at noon, I go at 1. I make sure I just take an hour, but she goes 1.30, 1.45.



I would snitch on her if I were you to the proper supervisor.

[TheQuattro]

Easy!...........big fella.

[samikeyp]

I'll take the hit, but i won't call a charge i once had a guy barrell into me, call a block, and when i called him out for it he told me to call the charge then. I was fucking pissed.

"You try and call a charge, you get a foot in yo' chest!"

[samikeyp]

I would snitch on her if I were you to the proper supervisor.

I thought about that but she has been here like 30 years and is our biggest sales generator. I really think they don't care. Then again, I firmly believe that unless we kill a member in the lobby, they kind of ignore us in this department.

[Silver21_Black20]

So I saw "Away We Go" today, it was pretty good.

[mrsmaalox]

Who really gives a shit? Seriously.

Yea seriously ;) I didn't even bring up the subject! Someone else made their case for it being Marini, so I made my case for it being Mikey and WHAM! He went into hyper-deflection mode. It's cool.

[Silver21_Black20]

You all are too fucking sensitive.

[mrsmaalox]

So I saw "Away We Go" today, it was pretty good.

I've heard just good things about it. I know it's petty, but I don't know if I could look at Maya Rudolph's face for an extended period. She reminds me of the Marx brother with the curly blonde hair LOL

[CuckingFunt]

Yay! Free sushi later tonight!!

[samikeyp]

Yea seriously ;) I didn't even bring up the subject! Someone else made their case for it being Marini, so I made my case for it being Mikey and WHAM! He went into hyper-deflection mode. It's cool.

It's cool if you want to think its me. "hyper-deflection mode" is wrong though.

[samikeyp]

Yay! Free sushi later tonight!!

:tu

[mrsmaalox]

It's cool if you want to think its me. "hyper-deflection mode" is wrong though.

Okay. And if it's you or not is fine by me. Like I said it's just observations, not an attack or accusation on you or Stalker or anyone ;)

[ashbeeigh]

Yay! Free sushi later tonight!!

watch out, ATRAIN may get angry. I don't think he's had his sushi yet.

[SpursStalker]

So matlock calls out stalker for setting out flirtbait, stalker gets offended. maalox, being the insult-and-run coward she is, hides out. Sounds like a classic case of jealousy to me.

:lmao

No one got offended ...


I wasn't hiding I was driving! I wasn't calling anyone out. I was making an observation. I don't care what Stalker does, as long as she has fun, it's fine by me :toast. I didn't say/think anyone is a whore, I just said I noticed 4 different guys flirting along with her. And only one of them (Mikey) was around when the whole Quattro Elite stuff started. Since that troll was flirting with SS I figured it was him. That's all. But I suspected it was him waaay before SS came along.

I am thank you!

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've heard just good things about it. I know it's petty, but I don't know if I could look at Maya Rudolph's face for an extended period. She reminds me of the Marx brother with the curly blonde hair LOL
i think maya is kinda hot.

[RashoFan]

I'm buying a house...I'm buying a house....I need a messican to do landscaping for cerveza...any takers?

[jman3000]

I'm buying a house...I'm buying a house....I need a messican to do landscaping for cerveza...any takers?

What's your definition of landscaping?

Like trimming shit and raking leaves or planting trees/plants and landscaping?

[jman3000]

I can pretend to know what the fuck I'm doing if there's beer involved.

[RashoFan]

I will need my grass mowed....and that is not a euphamism... oh and I want a mountain laurel planted....and a Crapemyrtle!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I bonged beers on the 4th for the first time in over a decade. No idea where the bong came from or why it was brought out in the first place, but it turned a dick night into something more palatable.

Can I be #5 to take the bait?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I will need my grass mowed....and that is not a euphamism...

:depressed
Killjoy.


oh and I want a mountain laurel planted

:wow
Jeez, you're demanding!



....and a Crapemyrtle!

Is that some sort of communicable disease?
Why on earth would you want that?!?!?!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey jman,
did you hear about that supergroup project in the making?
Apparently it will consist of Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, John Paul Jones and possibly Mike Patton.
This is all that is known at this point.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm buying a house...I'm buying a house....I need a messican to do landscaping for cerveza...any takers?


I will need my grass mowed....and that is not a euphamism... oh and I want a mountain laurel planted....and a Crapemyrtle!
Congrats on the house RashoFan :toast It's funny but those were the first 2 things I planted at this house also. I really like those.

[Melmart1]

Condemned is back! Woohoo!

[jman3000]

Hey jman,
did you hear about that supergroup project in the making?
Apparently it will consist of Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, John Paul Jones and possibly Mike Patton.
This is all that is known at this point.

Yeah... I knew about Josh, Grohl, JPJ for sure... I didn't know about Mr. Patton.

It's either going to be epic in a mainstream sense or epic in an underground sense. Hearing Homme and Grohl back together after 7 years was good enough for me... add JPJ and it's like a 2 inch icing on the cake.

there's no way they can tour with that line up though.... even a teeny tiny one.

Should be good.

[jman3000]

I will need my grass mowed....and that is not a euphamism... oh and I want a mountain laurel planted....and a Crapemyrtle!

hmmmm... i suppose i'm down. i like to get dirty and i'm cheap : p

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck my conscience.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Condemned is back! Woohoo!

Melly noticed!
Even bigger woo-hoo!!!!!
:downspin:

[samikeyp]

Fuck my conscience.

Well, I gotta start somewhere. :eyebrows

:)

[RashoFan]

:lol Mikey

WB Condemned!

[samikeyp]

Thanks!

How's the new house? When do you move in?

[CuckingFunt]

Melly noticed!
Even bigger woo-hoo!!!!!
:downspin:

How could anyone not notice? You were sorely missed.

[ShoogarBear]

Yay! Free sushi later tonight!!

Is that a euphemism?

[ShoogarBear]

I will need my grass mowed....and that is not a euphamism...

:pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

it turned a dick night into something more palatable.

Ew.

[Melmart1]

How could anyone not notice? You were sorely missed.

Yup. We needed a little Condemned debauchery around here. Gotten a little too junior high in here.

[ORION]

BBQ potluck today !

[mrsmaalox]

BBQ potluck today !

Did you remember to bring the plates?

[florige]

BBQ potluck today !



How you gonna play ball after eating all that shit?

[ashbeeigh]

Did you remember to bring the plates?

I hate people that signed up to bring stuff like plates, soda, and napkins to potlucks. That's not a pot luck jackass! At West they provided that stuff so you either brought your own shit or you didn't eat. It was perfection. Pot lucks are one of the very few downfalls of working at a small office. We all ate Thanksgiving lunch together, but that was about it.

[mrsmaalox]

I hate people that signed up to bring stuff like plates, soda, and napkins to potlucks. That's not a pot luck jackass! At West they provided that stuff so you either brought your own shit or you didn't eat. It was perfection. Pot lucks are one of the very few downfalls of working at a small office. We all ate Thanksgiving lunch together, but that was about it.

But those people are usually men. And sometimes it's just easier because they "forget" to bring the food they signed up for. Plus, at my job we always tried to take their wives into consideration because we figured most of them were just going home and saying "Honey, I need a 12lb. ham for tomorrow!" :lol

[florige]

Okay, what are potlucks?

[ashbeeigh]

But those people are usually men. And sometimes it's just easier because they "forget" to bring the food they signed up for. Plus, at my job we always tried to take their wives into consideration because we figured most of them were just going home and saying "Honey, I need a 12lb. ham for tomorrow!" :lol

I see your point. But, still. I saw many a young single female sign up to bring "Coke." How hard is it to run to HEB and grab some pre-made cookies? Preferably the big soft sugar ones.

[ashbeeigh]

Okay, what are potlucks?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potluck

Bring enough food to feed the masses.

[CuckingFunt]

Yay! Free sushi later tonight!!

Is that a euphemism?

Ahem.
Fuck my conscience.

[Slomo]

Is that a euphemism?

What did the blind guy say walking past the fishmonger?

Hello ladies!

:p:

[mrsmaalox]

I see your point. But, still. I saw many a young single female sign up to bring "Coke." How hard is it to run to HEB and grab some pre-made cookies? Preferably the big soft sugar ones.

Maybe they were just thinking "cheap"?

[Melmart1]

How you gonna play ball after eating all that shit?

What? Brisket and sausage is the pre-game meal of champions!

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe they were just thinking "cheap"?

I'm thinking "lazy."

[mrsmaalox]

I'm thinking "lazy."

Didn't even occur to me; of course that's it :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Didn't even occur to me; of course that's it :tu

:lol You didn't know the girls I worked with. I think it totaled three of three of the fifteen that weren't complete wastes of space. Me being one, of course.

[Silver21_Black20]

Of course

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

WB Condemned!

Thank you.
And congratulations on getting your new house.
When's the first party?


How could anyone not notice? You were sorely missed.


Yup. We needed a little Condemned debauchery around here. Gotten a little too junior high in here.

Thank you both as well.
Does that mean that the "Afterschool Special"-type antics of the Crusty Cougar Crew were becoming increasingly lamer as the days passed?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Raven-Symone blurped a pup?!?!
:wtf

[ashbeeigh]

Raven-Symone blurped a pup?!?!
:wtf

I saw that today! What the fuck?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Isn't she like 12?

[florige]

Isn't she like 12?



Yeah a size 12.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Let me guess, you would hit that? Don't lie Flo.

[florige]

Let me guess, you would hit that? Don't lie Flo.



Idk man... she is a little too heavy for me. She would look nice if she dropped a few. But in a interview she did a while back she said that she wasn't willing to give up her shrimp cheesesteaks for anybody, so I can't see her coming down anytime soon. lol

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah a size 12.

BS she's a twelve. 14 on a good day...book it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

tJRzBpFjJS8

[florige]

BS she's a twelve. 14 on a good day...book it.



Okay Ash calm down. I was only two sizes off. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Okay Ash calm down. I was only two sizes off. :lol

12 to 14 is only one size. Or you can go 13 to 15.

[ashbeeigh]

whatever. In my world 12 to 14 is a big difference. :p:

14 on a good day was my point. She's a monster.

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe monster was harsh. She's just not skinny. I'm sorry.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Maybe monster was harsh. She's just not skinny. I'm sorry.

Beast works just as well.

[ashbeeigh]

Beast works just as well.

Thing is, on a good day I'm a ten. :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Thing is, on a good day I'm a ten. :lol

14 is larger than 10, right?
Based on that equasion, the term does not apply to you then, yes?
That would tell me that you've won.
Be grateful.
:spin

[Melmart1]

Does that mean that the "Afterschool Special"-type antics of the Crusty Cougar Crew were becoming increasingly lamer as the days passed?

Nah, noobs who think their junior high-level flirting is funny.

[ORION]

Nah, noobs who think their junior high-level flirting is funny.
Hey Mel do you want to go "around" ?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Nah, noobs who think their junior high-level flirting is funny.

Are we talking classic Degrassi or more recent Degrassi?

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe monster was harsh. She's just not skinny. I'm sorry.

Oh I know! I hadn't seen her in ages and the other day I was passing the tv and saw her and I was like, "Oh my god, what happened to her? She's huuuge!!" Then I realized my 13 yr old was in the room and I felt bad :oops. My girl is far from being big (5'5", 90lbs) but I hate to feed into the "must be skinny" mindset.

[samikeyp]

Hey Mel do you want to go "around" ?

Hey! I already passed her a note that said "Will you go with me?" and she checked yes!! We're going to meet at the Skate rink tomorrow night so we can couple skate!! :king

:lol

[Melmart1]

Which one of you is willing to give me your class ring? That is what will determine who I go out with.

[samikeyp]

Which one of you is willing to give me your class ring? That is what will determine who I go out with.

You want it with tape so it can go on your finger or on a necklace? I will do either! And I will buy the necklace:)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What were those pieces of paper called that were folded and refolded and refolded that "told your future"? That should be what makes the final decision.

[Melmart1]

What were those pieces of paper called that were folded and refolded and refolded that "told your future"? That should be what makes the final decision.

HAHAHA, I remember that shit. We must have made dozens. Can't recall the name though, we called it something or another in Spanish.

[mrsmaalox]

Cootie catchers!

[Silver21_Black20]

Thing is, on a good day I'm a ten. :lol

You're fat!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

HAHAHA, I remember that shit. We must have made dozens. Can't recall the name though, we called it something or another in Spanish.

Got it:
MASH.

You can even get it for your iPhone:

http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2009/04/16/mash-touch-lite/

[florige]

Beast works just as well.



Or to quote BR Hornet a "Full Grown" Beast!

[florige]

She was actually pretty hot before she started eating for 4 fully grown adults daily.