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[Dr. Gonzo]

And here's a picture of Bob Ross.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ross-b.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

And here's a picture of Super Girl.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Supergirl_pointing1.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

And here's a picture of Ashbeeigh.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/dolbaeb5pc1.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I like fat dogs now that I think about it.

Ah. That would explain your fondness for Mel!

[Dr. Gonzo]

And here's a picture of Frank Stallone.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/frankstallone.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ah. That would explain your fondness for Mel!

Ooooooh Snap1!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ouch

[jman3000]

Weiner dogs have chronic back problems when they get that... morbidly obese. It's probably happy though... even if it is in excruciating pain. I know I'd be if I was that big.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i love numerals amidst exclamation marks

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And here's a picture of Super Girl.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Supergirl_pointing1.jpg
she'll always be billie jean to me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Here's another one.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/June2nd006.jpg
that's a very odd looking dog

[Dr. Gonzo]

Weiner dogs have chronic back problems when they get that... morbidly obese. It's probably happy though... even if it is in excruciating pain. I know I'd be if I was that big.

It's dead. And the funny thing is it never had back problems. But my weiner dog had back problems and he wasn't fat at all. He liked to jump on and off of shit. I think that was his down fall. He's dead too.

[Dr. Gonzo]

she'll always be billie jean to me

I concur!

http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/2006images/Slater-thumb.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Weenie dogs make terrible frisbee dogs.

[jman3000]

I used to have 2 wiener dogs which were brothers. We had them in this weird harness thing so that we could walk them and they'd be close to each other.

They got out one time and one of them got hit by a car. His brother was still attached via the harness and dragged him back to my grandma's house.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

[jman3000]

Yeah... it was pretty bad. The other brother got out a couple months later and was hit too. My grandma rushed him to the vet, but he died in her lap on the way.

The worst thing is my dad bought them for her a couple weeks after my grandpa died to keep her company and take her mind off things.

She hasn't had a dog since.

[Melmart1]

Ah. That would explain your fondness for Mel!

Wow, thinking of me even when I am not here. I am flattered.

[samikeyp]

Yeah... it was pretty bad. The other brother got out a couple months later and was hit too. My grandma rushed him to the vet, but he died in her lap on the way.

The worst thing is my dad bought them for her a couple weeks after my grandpa died to keep her company and take her mind off things.

She hasn't had a dog since.

Wow...that's rough.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, thinking of me even when I am not here. I am flattered.

Yea well considering how many times you refer to me when I'm not around, I thought it would be nice to return the favor ;)

[JudynTX]

Yea, so whatever happened to PeeWee, why did he disappear?

[mrsmaalox]

Yea, so whatever happened to PeeWee, why did he disappear?

You didn't hear?? He's in prison :oops

[Melmart1]

Yea well considering how many times you refer to me when I'm not around, I thought it would be nice to return the favor ;)

Return the favor, or copycat due to lack of originality?

[Melmart1]

Yea, so whatever happened to PeeWee, why did he disappear?

Do you actually want him back, or are you just being nosy?

[JudynTX]

You didn't hear?? He's in prison :oops

Real or fake? :lol

[JudynTX]

Do you actually want him back, or are you just being nosy?

I'm being nosy.

[mrsmaalox]

Return the favor, or copycat due to lack of originality?

:lol @ copycat! That word always cracks me up! It's cutesy like "scaredy cat".

[Dr. Gonzo]

Peewee is way to intelligent to be wasting his time on these forums.

[mrsmaalox]

Peewee is way to intelligent to be wasting his time on these forums.

He just posts on Mensa forums from prison now?

[Silver21_Black20]

Peewee is way to intelligent to be wasting his time on these forums.

Didn't he move to New York to join an intelligent social circle?

[SpursStalker]

Peewee is way to intelligent to be wasting his time on these forums.

:lmao

Yeah right, with the mentality of The Club ... I doubt that very seriously

[mrsmaalox]

Didn't he move to New York to join an intelligent social circle?

Intelligent social circle? I thought he wanted an intelligent circle jerk. I must be confused!

[JudynTX]

I love the internet! I love meeting new people, in fact, I'm talking to a person who has a cat cam and he watches them from work. :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

Yeah right, with the mentality of The Club ... I doubt that very seriously

Did you send peewee a picture of your feet too?

[Silver21_Black20]

I love the internet! I love meeting new people, in fact, I'm talking to a person who has a cat cam and he watches them from work. :toast

Both of you need to get a life!

[JudynTX]

Both of you need to get a life!

I have a lovely life.

[Melmart1]

I love the internet! I love meeting new people, in fact, I'm talking to a person who has a cat cam and he watches them from work. :toast

Does he lick the cats too like Angela?

[Melmart1]

Intelligent social circle? I thought he wanted an intelligent circle jerk. I must be confused!

You play dumb really badly.

[JudynTX]

Does he lick the cats too like Angela?

Let me ask him. :lol

[z0sa]

I love the internet! I love meeting new people, in fact, I'm talking to a person who has a cat cam and he watches them from work. :toast

reallly!!!!!


dude I was so gonna buy one for my old kitty before he ran away so I could find him if he... ever... ran away ...

[Dr. Gonzo]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Melmart1]

What the fuck is going on here?

The quattro has been taken over by pussy lovers and CuckingFunt isn't even here.

[Melmart1]

Is z0sa a spinster girl or a gay man? Those are the only people who should have cat cams.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What happened to spursreport and why don't these lame fucks go back?

[mrsmaalox]

You play dumb really badly.

I know, I'm too smart to pull it off successfully.

[JudynTX]

reallly!!!!!


dude I was so gonna buy one for my old kitty before he ran away so I could find him if he... ever... ran away ...

Sounds like the cat ran away from you. :lol

[Melmart1]

I know, I'm too smart to pull it off successfully.

And yet, you're dumb enough to try.

[z0sa]

Is z0sa a spinster girl or a gay man? Those are the only people who should have cat cams.

i shouldn't have a cat cam then, I would get one though. Two technically.

[JudynTX]

What happened to spursreport and why don't these lame fucks go back?

Go lurk and tell us what's happening over there.

And I'm not going anywhere.

[z0sa]

Sounds like the cat ran away from you. :lol

Dude would have never ran away until the day he ran away.

[mrsmaalox]

Go lurk and tell us what's happening over there.

And I'm not going anywhere.

Ooooh Panda standing up to The Man :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

ashbeeigh > PandaSpur

[jman3000]

wtf? catcam? wouldn't it just be video of a blanket or couch cushion all day long with trips to the litter box and water bowl every few hours?

[JudynTX]

wtf? catcam? wouldn't it just be video of a blanket or couch cushion all day long with trips to the litter box and water bowl every few hours?

No, these cats get walked on a leash and taken to the beach. :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sorry to breakup the elite party, but what is that catcam address. that's sounds like mindless fun. if i had the desire i'd put one right in front of my cat's litter box. they make a production out of it.

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee is way to intelligent to be wasting his time on these forums.


:lmao

Yeah right, with the mentality of The Club ... I doubt that very seriously

That response doesn't make sense. Taking into consideration the mentality of the club, my cat Melon is too intelligent to post here. And she's dumb. And ashes.



Did you send peewee a picture of your feet too?

I don't think she ever had the chance.

[JudynTX]

The party's over :lol

[CuckingFunt]

The quattro has been taken over by pussy lovers and CuckingFunt isn't even here.

Sup.

[Silver21_Black20]

No, these cats get walked on a leash and taken to the beach. :toast

Is the catcam attached to its neck?

[jman3000]

balls... my charger to my laptop broke. this is the end.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sup.

You forgot the :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

You forgot the :eyebrows

I figured that little guy was permanently attached to all my posts after so many years.

[mrsmaalox]

Is the catcam attached to its neck?

There's a guy on the NPR site that posts a "crow cam". It's attached to a crow's leg and it's very cool.

[JudynTX]

Is the catcam attached to its neck?

The owners hold the camera. I guess you had to be there.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The owners hold the camera. I guess you had to be there.
and have no life.

[Silver21_Black20]

The owners hold the camera. I guess you had to be there.

But isn't the owner... at work?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm going to put a cam in my dog's cage.

[CuckingFunt]

The owners hold the camera. I guess you had to be there.

The fuck?

That's not a cat-cam. That's just a pathetic douche nozzle filming his cats and watching the footage at work. As a lifelong cat owner, I feel fairly secure in saying that's just sad.

[JudynTX]

But isn't the owner... at work?

He uploaded a video on youtube taking his cats to the beach.

He can manage the web cam from work, it's motion sensored.

[CuckingFunt]

I've always thought that walking a cat on a leash is a sure sign of insanity.

[Silver21_Black20]

He uploaded a video on youtube taking his cats to the beach.

He can manage the web cam from work, it's motion sensored.

Sad. I guess.

[JudynTX]

It's more common than you think.

VTGCbntMSH0

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh My God... they even put a song on the video.

[CuckingFunt]

That was just sad. And the cat looked miserable and confused.

[Melmart1]

Just because it's common doesn't make it right.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sup.


You forgot the :eyebrows

Dear God, no.

Let's not speak these words again.

Please?

[CuckingFunt]

Dear God, no.

Let's not speak these words again.

Please?

Don't worry. I did it only for dramatic effect.

[mrsmaalox]

Well.......my leopard gecko and my rat also walk on leashes. Not very well though. Proceed to flame.....

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Don't worry. I did it only for dramatic effect.

I know, but I still cringed.

[CuckingFunt]

I know, but I still cringed.

As did I when I typed it.

[Silver21_Black20]

as did i when i typed it.

+1

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'd much rather watch this

LQ-jv8g1YVI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI


ewdbilSWjaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdbilSWjaM

i could watch these all day
:lmao

[JudynTX]

:lol :lol Funny!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Shit, that first cat's tail is doing all the cleaning!! Cats are just sooo awesome...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i wish i'd filmed my cat, when he was a kitten, for the first week or so he would sleep..............in the litter box. when vinnie would go in there, my other cat, stewart would just stare at him and give him the "wth?!" look.

[JudynTX]

i wish i'd filmed my cat, when he was a kitten, for the first week or so he would sleep..............in the litter box. when vinnie would go in there, my other cat, stewart would just stare at him and give him the "wth?!" look.

Awwww.......cool names. :tu

[z0sa]

I've always thought that walking a cat on a leash is a sure sign of insanity.

leave us deranged catwalkers alone!

[CuckingFunt]

I know, but I still cringed.

My face is starting to cramp.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Awwww.......cool names. :tu
great drummers

[JudynTX]

great drummers

I know. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

My face is starting to cramp.

That'll be a welcome break from the usual snarl.

[CuckingFunt]

That'll be a welcome break from the usual snarl.

Yet another devastating insult. However am I to recover?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know. :tu
...and it's not mr. abbott

[z0sa]

i just paid myself for 90 extra minutes of work that included

1)spurstalk

[florige]

I happy we got Jefferson!! Dallas fans are in meltdown mode....:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I like cats. I tried having a kitten but it didn't work out. I love dogs. I love our dog. He is my first predominately indoor dog. He's a trip.

[mrsmaalox]

I like cats. I tried having a kitten but it didn't work out. I love dogs. I love our dog. He is my first predominately indoor dog. He's a trip.

Dogs are awesome. I have 2. I have a doberman and a chihuahua. What's yours?

[florige]

I like cats. I tried having a kitten but it didn't work out. I love dogs. I love our dog. He is my first predominately indoor dog. He's a trip.





I hate how cats get in your lap and insist on using your legs as a scratching post. That shit hurts.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dogs are awesome. I have 2. I have a doberman and a chihuahua. What's yours?

We have a 7mo old Boxer mix but he looks a lot like a Ridgeback.

Oh I want a Doberman so bad. We've been thinking bout getting him a friend and I'd like to get a Dobie. Do you know a Dobie breeder?

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate how cats get in your lap and insist on using your legs as a scratching post. That shit hurts.

Yea, the kitten we had would stalk my legs from around the couch. That bitch was gone after a few days.

[mrsmaalox]

We have a 7mo old Boxer mix but he looks a lot like a Ridgeback.

Oh I want a Doberman so bad. We've been thinking bout getting him a friend and I'd like to get a Dobie. Do you know a Dobie breeder?

No, mine was rescued at 7weeks. And has a few drops of shepherd blood. He is just the sweetest, best tempered dog I have ever had. And smart! My daughter is crazy about boxers, but I don't envy you with a 7 month old!! Ball of energy, huh? My dog didn't calm down until he was about 2 yrs old :)

[Silver21_Black20]

No, mine was rescued at 7weeks. And has a few drops of shepherd blood. He is just the sweetest, best tempered dog I have ever had. And smart! My daughter is crazy about boxers, but I don't envy you with a 7 month old!! Ball of energy, huh? My dog didn't calm down until he was about 2 yrs old :)

Ball of energy is an understatement. :lol He has eaten the siding on the outside of the house and yesterday I caught him chewing on the kitchen floor. He is about 55lbs and he likes to sit on you while you're on the couch.

[florige]

Ball of energy is an understatement. :lol He has eaten the siding on the outside of the house and yesterday I caught him chewing on the kitchen floor. He is about 55lbs and he likes to sit on you while you're on the couch.

Has he chewed up and destroyed any of Steven's hats yet? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Has he chewed up and destroyed any of Steven's hats yet? :lol

:lol

No cause Steven is smart enough not to leave his hats where the dog can reach.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That bastard better not chew up my hats. I only really have 2 hats I have finally broken in well enough that I can wear. It takes me a very long time to get hats to the point where they are wearable.

[Silver21_Black20]

That bastard better not chew up my hats. I only really have 2 hats I have finally broken in well enough that I can wear. It takes me a very long time to get hats to the point where they are wearable.

Remember I left your favorite hat on an airplane!?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Remember I left your favorite hat on an airplane!?

:pctoss

It took me 1 1/2 to find a replacement hat and I still haven't gotten it just right.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://j.photos.cx/sandbacka-b45.gif

[florige]

http://j.photos.cx/sandbacka-b45.gif



Holy shit dude!! :lol

[florige]

Where did you get that from? I want to send it to somebody.

[jman3000]

I half expected to see an asshole flowing with shit at the end of that little timer prompt.

I let it go all the way with it kinda sorta on the screen just in case, then I checked it out.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where did you get that from? I want to send it to somebody.

right click
save as
add to email as attachment

[florige]

I half expected to see an asshole flowing with shit at the end of that little timer prompt.

I let it go all the way with it kinda sorta on the screen just in case, then I checked it out.




:lol I did the same thing.

[Silver21_Black20]

I half expected to see an asshole flowing with shit at the end of that little timer prompt.

I let it go all the way with it kinda sorta on the screen just in case, then I checked it out.

I thought it was going to be something to cause ashbeeigh to have a seizure.

[to21]

:lol

[Melmart1]

I thought it was going to be something to cause ashbeeigh to have a seizure.

That's what I was expecting, too. :lol

[batman2883]

MELLY....cherish the night we had, we shall cherish the night we haddddd

[RashoFan]

http://j.photos.cx/sandbacka-b45.gif

that is fucking cool.

[JudynTX]

I have an anniversary coming up. :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that is fucking cool.
i've seen one like this where it uses the american flag. these are cool.

[JudynTX]

i've seen one like this where it uses the american flag. these are cool.

They hurt my eyes.

[angel_luv]

Someone just tried to break into the house I live in. Just a few hours ago in broad daylight. People are so bold.

My roommate and I are both at work. Her son's babysitter ( she is in her 20's) was there and had to call the cops.

Thank God everyone is okay and nothing was damaged. Hopefully they catch the guy.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think the same thing happened to Melmart a few years back.

[Silver21_Black20]

Someone just tried to break into the house I live in. Just a few hours ago in broad daylight. People are so bold.

My roommate and I are both at work. Her son's babysitter ( she is in her 20's) was there and had to call the cops.

Thank God everyone is okay and nothing was damaged. Hopefully they catch the guy.

That's too bad. Glad everyone is ok.

[angel_luv]

Thanks! I should have you come an investigate, SB. I want the real CSI on the job. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I thought it was going to be something to cause ashbeeigh to have a seizure.

:lol bitch.

[Silver21_Black20]

Thanks! I should have you come an investigate, SB. I want the real CSI on the job. :)

Still waiting to see when you're available for lunch. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol bitch.

I was concerned about your well being.

[angel_luv]

Still waiting to see when you're available for lunch. :)

Almost all Thursdays. How is a week from tomorrow for you?

[Melmart1]

I think the same thing happened to Melmart a few years back.

Yeah, I was asleep and the fucker woke me up. I just moved out of that house last month and live alone now and I double check all the locks and stuff now. Not that that helps much, the door was locked when he broke in.

[Melmart1]

I am glad everyone is OK, Angel. When I was a little girl people broke into our house like three or four times and you feel violated but we weren't home so it wasn't so bad. When you are home, it's completely different.

[angel_luv]

Yeah, I was asleep and the fucker woke me up. I just moved out of that house last month and live alone now and I double check all the locks and stuff now. Not that that helps much, the door was locked when he broke in.

He actually got into your house? How awful! I am sorry that happened to you.

[angel_luv]

I am glad everyone is OK, Angel. When I was a little girl people broke into our house like three or four times and you feel violated but we weren't home so it wasn't so bad. When you are home, it's completely different.

Thanks!

I can't imagine the violation of someone in your home.

I was fortunate in this situation. The babysitter is the one my roommate and I feel the most for since she had to deal with it and it wasn't even her house.

[Melmart1]

He actually got into your house? How awful! I am sorry that happened to you.

Yeah, he rifled through my medicine cabinet, busted my roommate's door open and was working on my bedroom door when I screamed and he realized someone was home and ran. To this day, my bedroom door in that house doesn't lock properly from when he tried to bang it open. And you can still see cracks in the entry doorframe. Just to make sure you never forget it happened. :lol

[Melmart1]

Thanks!

I can't imagine the violation of someone in your home.

I was fortunate in this situation. The babysitter is the one my roommate and I feel the most for since she had to deal with it and it wasn't even her house.

She might be spooked for a few days, so be patient with her.

[angel_luv]

She might be spooked for a few days, so be patient with her.

Will do. Thank you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www3.pic-upload.de/23.06.09/hqla7m.gif

[Melmart1]

Good gawd, PandaSpur flirts a lot on here for a married person. Her and manu10 or whatever his name is need to get a room.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www3.pic-upload.de/23.06.09/hqla7m.gif

Those otters have big peckers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha
Those otters look happy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Almost all Thursdays. How is a week from tomorrow for you?

Sounds good. Keep in touch.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Those otters have big peckers.

Well they are otters.

[Silver21_Black20]

Good gawd, PandaSpur flirts a lot on here for a married person. Her and manu10 or whatever his name is need to get a room.

Yea. All the stupid suggestive comments that they say aren't suggestive is really annoying.

[CuckingFunt]

Good gawd, PandaSpur flirts a lot on here for a married person. Her and manu10 or whatever his name is need to get a room.

It's really quite disturbing.

[angel_luv]

Sounds good. Keep in touch.

Will do. I am planning on next thursday and look forward to it. :)

[CuckingFunt]

http://www3.pic-upload.de/23.06.09/hqla7m.gif

That one girl otter is a sluuuuuuuut.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

is that one otter a female?

[JudynTX]

Wow, I didn't realize we had psychics here.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why is the male otter the one stroking the fish?

[Melmart1]

It's really quite disturbing.

You know what is disturbing? I always pictured the manu10 dude as a teenager and PS is trying to seduce him all Mrs. Robinson style, then one day they will meet at the Red Roof Inn and he will find out she is more Mrs. O'Donnell than Mrs. Robinson.

[samikeyp]

You know what is disturbing? I always pictured the manu10 dude as a teenager and PS is trying to seduce him all Mrs. Robinson style, then one day they will meet at the Red Roof Inn and he will find out she is more Mrs. O'Donnell than Mrs. Robinson.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

You know what is disturbing? I always pictured the manu10 dude as a teenager and PS is trying to seduce him all Mrs. Robinson style, then one day they will meet at the Red Roof Inn and he will find out she is more Mrs. O'Donnell than Mrs. Robinson.

To have all the happen in a Red Roof Inn just adds insult to injury.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Why is the male otter the one stroking the fish?

He has a fish fetish. Kinda like that one video we saw where the dude was sticking his dick in the fish's mouth.

[CuckingFunt]

He has a fish fetish. Kinda like that one video we saw where the dude was sticking his dick in the fish's mouth.

That video was wrong.

Fascinating, but wrong.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish I would've saved it. I can't seem to find it anymore.

[Melmart1]

To have all the happen in a Red Roof Inn just adds insult to injury.

I thought that was the official hotel of old lady quattro seductions?

[CuckingFunt]

I thought that was the official hotel of old lady quattro seductions?

I thought Comfort Inn?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it's the selma and patty show.

[Melmart1]

it's the selma and patty show.

Funny that your first thought is of two of the most bitter characters on television.

[Dr. Gonzo]

They love Matlock.

[samikeyp]

I thought that was the official hotel of old lady quattro seductions?

Motel 6, we'll leave the light on for you, and the Ben Gay on the nightstand.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Funny that your first thought is of two of the most bitter characters on television.
we're both very observant.

[mrsmaalox]

it's the selma and patty show.

:lmao :lmao That's perfect!! :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

now you asked for it.

[mrsmaalox]

Will I ever learn??? :bang

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Bocce stasera. Sono il campione de Detroit.

Funculo, paghimi.

[Melmart1]

Bocce stasera. Sono il campione de Detroit.

Funculo, paghimi.

Che cazzo stai dicendo?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Non sono sicuro.

[CuckingFunt]

Il est grossier pour parler dans une langue que je ne peux pas lire.

Mais, j'ai compris le "funculo," bien. C'était un favori de mon arrière grand-mère.

[jman3000]

Hey look at me... I know how to use babelfish.

[batman2883]

you see were born, born, born.......born to be alive

[batman2883]

"funculo,"

is just a great word to say

[CuckingFunt]

Hey look at me... I know how to use babelfish.

Cheater.

[jman3000]

Since when is it popular to have pictures of slutty looking 15 year old girls in your signature?

[Trainwreck2100]

Since when is it popular to have pictures of slutty looking 15 year old girls in your signature?

since always

[Viva Las Espuelas]

6lHHQu4CIos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos

[MajorMike]

http://theurbancouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/image015.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I'm thinking a Crystal Light frozen pop sounds yummy about now.....

[CuckingFunt]

I'm thinking a Crystal Light frozen pop sounds yummy about now.....

I'm genuinely curious to know why you think anyone could possibly give half a fuck about this.

[batman2883]

i like to party with my peeps
cruise in jeeps

[Viva Las Espuelas]

...and deciding whether to go to class or not is settin' the place on fire.

[batman2883]

melly mart melly mart where are you

[mrsmaalox]

I'm genuinely curious to know why you think anyone could possibly give half a fuck about this.

I didn't think anyone could give half a fuck about it, let alone make the effort to comment. I was obviously wrong.

[Dr. Gonzo]

hi batman

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Stupid fucking thunderstorm zapped my tree in two and fucked up my landscaping and I loathe yard work.

Cunt.

[mardigan]

Stupid fucking thunderstorm zapped my tree in two and fucked up my landscaping and I loathe yard work.

Cunt.

Hire Mexicans.

[mrsmaalox]

Get out the old chainsaw; you'll have plenty of firewood.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't think anyone could give half a fuck about it

Makes more sense, then. Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

Stupid fucking thunderstorm zapped my tree in two and fucked up my landscaping and I loathe yard work.

Cunt.

Better it fucked up your landscaping than your house, though.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Hire Mexicans.


I already employ Mexicans. I do enough as it is to keep the Mexican economy afloat.

The Mexican talk all day fucks up my Italiano.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mexicans do my yard work.

[mrsmaalox]

Mexicans do my yard work.

I only have a half-Mexican doing my yard work. I haven't moved up to full-blooded yet.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Better it fucked up your landscaping than your house, though.

Nein.

I could have updated if the tree fell on my house.

This just means instead of golfing Saturday and Sunday I have to rent a chipper and pull out a stump.

Stump is a funny word.

[mardigan]

Stump is a funny word.

So is manhandle.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Poppycock.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Poppycock.
i prefer fiddle faddle.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's raining at my house. WTF?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Rain?

[mardigan]

Get ready for disgusting humidity.

[Silver21_Black20]

It stopped raining and the sun is out. Gross!

[samikeyp]

Nasty.

[Melmart1]

I'm genuinely curious to know why you think anyone could possibly give half a fuck about this.

She mistook the Quattro for Twitter. Happens all the time to the elderly.

[Melmart1]

melly mart melly mart where are you

I'm here. A little depressed, as one of my Aunts died today. She was sick for awhile so I am not surprised but now I have this weird need to go do something, but there is nothing to do so I am here on ST trying to keep my mind off of it. If that makes sense. Very weird day.

[samikeyp]

I'm here. A little depressed, as one of my Aunts died today. She was sick for awhile so I am not surprised but now I have this weird need to go do something, but there is nothing to do so I am here on ST trying to keep my mind off of it. If that makes sense. Very weird day.

My sympathies my friend.

Anything we can do?

[Melmart1]

My sympathies my friend.

Anything we can do?

I'll be alright, I am just in a weird mood. Restless, I guess.

[Melmart1]

Congrats on getting to the second round, Mikey :)

If the SpursTalk Effect is in play for the rest of the rounds, I think you better start looking at travel arrangements. Maybe we can start a donation drive for you, haha.

[samikeyp]

Congrats on getting to the second round, Mikey :)

If the SpursTalk Effect is in play for the rest of the rounds, I think you better start looking at travel arrangements. Maybe we can start a donation drive for you, haha.

Thanks!

Yes, donations are accepted!! :lol

I will gladly sell the BWW gift card, two rounds of golf and titty bar VIP membership. :)

[Melmart1]

Thanks!

Yes, donations are accepted!! :lol

I will gladly sell the BWW gift card, two rounds of golf and titty bar VIP membership. :)

Seriously, I think you could win this with ST's help, you gotta get serious about figuring out how you are going to get here.

[samikeyp]

Seriously, I think you could win this with ST's help, you gotta get serious about figuring out how you are going to get here.

Well, I was looking at Priceline today....I might be able to swing it for about $200 which is outstanding this close to the flight date. Who knows, but I have to win first. :)

[angel_luv]

Someone just tried to break into the house I live in. Just a few hours ago in broad daylight. People are so bold.

My roommate and I are both at work. Her son's babysitter ( she is in her 20's) was there and had to call the cops.

Thank God everyone is okay and nothing was damaged. Hopefully they catch the guy.

Our neighborhood was struck again.

Tonight I came home from dinner with a friend and saw the police at the duplex next to mine. One half of the duplex is empty.

My landlord was standing there and he came and told me what had happened.

Apparently someone had called for pizza delivery and had given the address of the vacant duplex.
When the pizza guy arrived there was a man standing outside waiting for him.
The pizza guy thought guy was just hanging out waiting for his pizza, but the real reason is because he did not live there and so had no key.
The pizza guy approached the porch where the man was. (This was around 7 so it was still light out.)

When the pizza guy went to hand the man the pizza, the man pulled a gun on the pizza guy and stole all the money the pizza guy had on him.
The pizza guy was a young, small built kid who is a freshman in college at oldest, judging by his looks.

The poor pizza kid was so shaken up. The thief ran off. A man and his son who were walking saw the guy run off and helped out the pizza guy.

Police were all up and down our streets for an hour but found no one.
I told the police about the incident yesterday where our house was targeted. The investigative report was very caring although there was nothing she could really do for us other than take our reports.

I am so glad I am moving soon- although this is the first trouble I've ever had here.

[Summers]

Our neighborhood was struck again.

Tonight I came home from dinner with a friend and saw the police at the duplex next to mine. One half of the duplex is empty.

My landlord was standing there and he came and told me what had happened.

Apparently someone had called for pizza delivery and had given the address of the vacant duplex.
When the pizza guy arrived there was a man standing outside waiting for him.
The pizza guy thought guy was just hanging out waiting for his pizza, but the real reason is because he did not live there and so had no key.
The pizza guy approached the porch where the man was. (This was around 7 so it was still light out.)

When the pizza guy went to hand the man the pizza, the man pulled a gun on the pizza guy and stole all the money the pizza guy had on him.
The pizza guy was a young, small built kid who is a freshman in college at oldest, judging by his looks.

The poor pizza kid was so shaken up. The thief ran off. A man and his son who were walking saw the guy run off and helped out the pizza guy.

Police were all up and down our streets for an hour but found no one.
I told the police about the incident yesterday where our house was targeted. The investigative report was very caring although there was nothing she could really do for us other than take our reports.

I am so glad I am moving soon- although this is the first trouble I've ever had here.

:(

This happened to my best friend's husband when he was in college, except there were 2 guys and they invited him in, made him get down on his knees and told him they were going to kill him. He still has nightmares about it.

[marini martini]

Seriously, I think you could win this with ST's help, you gotta get serious about figuring out how you are going to get here.


Well, I was looking at Priceline today....I might be able to swing it for about $200 which is outstanding this close to the flight date. Who knows, but I have to win first. :)

Mikey call me, let me know when the next round is!!!:toast 210-i'm-bstg


:(

This happened to my best friend's husband when he was in college, except there were 2 guys and they invited him in, made him get down on his knees and told him they were going to kill him. He still has nightmares about it.

This happened to my oldest dtr., when she went to SWTX!!!!:cry:cry

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just rubbed shit all over my cock and balls :smokin

-Horry








-midge

[florige]

I'm here. A little depressed, as one of my Aunts died today. She was sick for awhile so I am not surprised but now I have this weird need to go do something, but there is nothing to do so I am here on ST trying to keep my mind off of it. If that makes sense. Very weird day.



Hey, sorry Mel!

[florige]

Thanks!

Yes, donations are accepted!! :lol

I will gladly sell the BWW gift card, two rounds of golf and titty bar VIP membership. :)



:lol I don;t think so Mikey. Remember like when certain groups get the President in the WH, the same thing counts here. Now YOU have to repay your debts brother. You can start with me.

[jman3000]

For some reason MTV is playing pretty good music this morning. Weird.

[Strike]

For some reason MTV is playing pretty good music this morning. Weird.

What's your definition of "good music"? I thought MTV no longer had that capability.

[angel_luv]

For some reason MTV is playing pretty good music this morning. Weird.

I didn't know you were a fan of Michael Jackson.

[Melmart1]

Melissa took the "How well do you know Sandra Barrera?" quiz.
Melissa's score: 83%

Haha.

[Trainwreck2100]

I didn't know you were a fan of Michael Jackson.

You don't have to like michael jackson to appreciate that his music is better than 100% of MTVs normal programming

[ORION]

I got a game in an hour and I'm tired.

[Melmart1]

Hey ORION, my brother's wife is pregnant. Even though its just an embryo, I bet it has already chosen God as his savior.

[ORION]

Hey ORION, my brother's wife is pregnant. Even though its just an embryo, I bet it has already chosen God as his savior.
Too bad it couldn't pick its parents.

[Silver21_Black20]

Melissa took the "How well do you know Sandra Barrera?" quiz.
Melissa's score: 83%

Haha.

You scored better than my cousin. lol

[Melmart1]

You scored better than my cousin. lol

I mean to hit the cartoon one as your dream job but somehow checked the wrong button. So I actually woudl have gotten 100%, which is funny since everything I know about you is just from the Quattro.

[Silver21_Black20]

I mean to hit the cartoon one as your dream job but somehow checked the wrong button. So I actually woudl have gotten 100%, which is funny since everything I know about you is just from the Quattro.

I love you too, Mel!

[jman3000]

That's somewhat sad.

[ORION]

I got a game in an hour and I'm tired.

We dominated.

[florige]

We dominated.



What was your line?

[jman3000]

I heard a rumor that Florige is black.

Tell me they're lying.

[jman3000]

I was much happier when I knew I was the token black guy.

[florige]

I heard a rumor that Florige is black.

Tell me they're lying.



I know I'm not popular around here, but how in the hell are you just finding that out? :lol You don't remember Steven saying that I seemed different for a black guy? Atrain asked him how, and he said I didn;t seem like a crook.

[florige]

I was much happier when I knew I was the token black guy.



Well you have been here longer than I have. So you are still everyones token black guy J. Don;t worry. :lol

[jman3000]

:lol Flo you suck.

Maybe it was the dryness of my delivery.

[jman3000]

So did you really think I was a 4 foot Mexican?

[florige]

:lol Flo you suck.

Maybe it was the dryness of my delivery.



No I'm just slow....:lol

[florige]

So did you really think I was a 4 foot Mexican?



DUDE! I had no idea. lol I thought the short fucker was you. I was kinda happy too. But noooooo you had to be 6'3 and shit further soldifying me as the shortest asshole here.

[florige]

So did you really think I was a 4 foot Mexican?


But when you responded with wtf flo, I knew that it had to be something pretty bad. So I just saved myself the further embarassment and just moved on.

[jman3000]

:lmao

It's only 6'3 with shoes on. Don't worry.

And besides... people on here can lie about their height all they want and not get caught. Just picture them shorter than you.

[Trainwreck2100]

dammit i broke my no beer streak, but i did get free beer glasses out of it

[florige]

dammit i broke my no beer streak, but i did get free beer glasses out of it



Shit that was good reason right there.

[jman3000]

Did you get a pussy pass?

[CuckingFunt]

I was over 6'3" in the shoes I had on this evening. It's fun being way up there.

[jman3000]

I was over 6'3" in the shoes I had on this evening. It's fun being way up there.

Only a whore would think it's fun to be tall.

[florige]

^^^^See what I mean J? Even the women here tower over me. People would think I was Funt's fucking kid if we ever went out....:bang

[CuckingFunt]

Only a whore would think it's fun to be tall.

I would think a whore would find it beneficial to be short.

[CuckingFunt]

^^^^See what I mean J? Even the women here tower over me. People would think I was Funt's fucking kid if we ever went out....:bang

Adopted, maybe.

[jman3000]

Short girls, from what I can tell, usually have small holes.

[CuckingFunt]

Short girls, from what I can tell, usually have small holes.

From my experience, that depends more on the girl than her stature.

[florige]

Adopted, maybe.




:lol