Free Quattro Razor (20)

[Melmart1]

Hey Flo, is this your squad car?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2005/GhettoBoomBox.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Hey Flo, is this your squad car?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2005/GhettoBoomBox.jpg

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Flo seriously sweet little mel LMAO!! No J and I have only hung out on Xbox live, although we were supposed to meet up at queens of the stoneage.

[Melmart1]

Hey Flo, is this the swimming pool at your apartment complex?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2003/GhettoPool.jpg

[florige]

Hey Flo, is this your squad car?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2005/GhettoBoomBox.jpg




Actually that thing is probably in better shape than our shitty cruisers.

[florige]

Flo seriously sweet little mel LMAO!! No J and I have only hung out on Xbox live, although we were supposed to meet up at queens of the stoneage.



I thought you two hung out at a bar before or something. Must have been someone else.

[florige]

No way. I gotta keep it Mexican so I can have babies that can fight whitey and blackie en La Revolucion!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif




You have never made love to a black man before Mel?

[ATRAIN]

I thought you two hung out at a bar before or something. Must have been someone else.

Well I hung out with some girls from ST and they called him to go but he didnt go.

[Melmart1]

I thought you two hung out at a bar before or something. Must have been someone else.

How is it possible for one person to have so many misconceptions?

And when I say misconception, I don't mean how you barely missed getting some ho pregnant.

[ATRAIN]

You have never made love to a black man before Mel?

LOL is that a proposition?

[Melmart1]

You have never made love to a black man before Mel?

I'm not sure you would call it making love ...

[ATRAIN]

I'm not sure you would call it making love ...

Mel had jungle fever

[ATRAIN]

When I lose my virginity I want it to be with a black woman.

[florige]

How is it possible for one person to have so many misconceptions?

And when I say misconception, I don't mean how you barely missed getting some ho pregnant.



Oh please Mel. :lol Up until last week nobody besides you and a few other people even knew I was black.

[Melmart1]

When I lose my virginity I want it to be with a black woman.

the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice ...























... and the bigger chance you will wake up without a wallet.

[florige]

I'm not sure you would call it making love ...



Did you like it though?

[Melmart1]

Oh please Mel. :lol Up until last week nobody besides you and a few other people even knew I was black.

Only because you act like an oreo.

[ATRAIN]

Oh please Mel. :lol Up until last week nobody besides you and a few other people even knew I was black.

your black???

[ATRAIN]

the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice ...























... and the bigger chance you will wake up without a wallet.

LMAO well I plan to do a full background check before I let her in.

[Melmart1]

your black???

Shit! I better remove all those pictures I posted so he doesn't get offended!

[ATRAIN]

Did you like it though?

She told me she didnt she said

"Too bookoo"

[ATRAIN]

Shit! I better remove all those pictures I posted so he doesn't get offended!

I thought we were making fun of soul brotha Jman!!

[florige]

Shit! I better remove all those pictures I posted so he doesn't get offended!



So was that black guy your friend who you had sex with?

[Melmart1]

I thought we were making fun of soul brotha Jman!!

You think the j stands for 'jive'?

[ATRAIN]

So was that black guy your friend who you had sex with?

Well I heard mel takes her coffee black............like her men.

[florige]

LMAO well I plan to do a full background check before I let her in.



Hey A, what about that black girl I showed you that time that was dancing? Would you tap her?

[ATRAIN]

You think the j stands for 'jive'?

Well I was thinking jungle but jive works too.

[Melmart1]

So was that black guy your friend who you had sex with?

What the hell are you talking about, man? I just can't seem to follow your stream of thought.

[ATRAIN]

Hey A, what about that black girl I showed you that time that was dancing? Would you tap her?

If she passed the background check

[Melmart1]

Well I was thinking jungle but jive works too.

jungle works better, i think.

[florige]

What the hell are you talking about, man? I just can't seem to follow your stream of thought.



Uh-huh. :lol

[Melmart1]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/28619-1/blackdidit.jpg

[ATRAIN]

jungle works better, i think.

Can we get Kori to change Jmans name to Jungleman??

[Melmart1]

Hey, Flo ... was this your prom date?

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom016.jpg

[florige]

Can we get Kori to change Jmans name to Jungleman??



J s the only one here who understands the struggles my people have went through over the centuries. :lol

[ATRAIN]

hey, flo ... Was this your prom date?

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom016.jpg

damnnnnn double snap!!

[ATRAIN]

J s the only one here who understands the struggles my people have went through over the centuries. :lol

I wonder if Jungleman is looking for his reparations?

[florige]

Hey, Flo ... was this your prom date?

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom016.jpg



Dammit Mel I am trying to eat here! :bang lol

[ATRAIN]

Flo do you listen to rap being black and all?

[florige]

Flo do you listen to rap being black and all?



Sometimes man. I listen to alot of Jamaican music too.

[florige]

I think when Mel is gone she is searching for more fucked up afro american pictures. lol

[Melmart1]

I think when Mel is gone she is searching for more fucked up afro american pictures. lol

:angel

[ATRAIN]

I think when Mel is gone she is searching for more fucked up afro american pictures. lol

You mean sweet little innocent mel........she would never do that!!

[Melmart1]

Dammit Mel I am trying to eat here! :bang lol

More Bayou Black food? I bet you suck the heads out of the crawdads, don't you?

[florige]

More Bayou Black food? I bet you suck the heads out of the crawdads, don't you?



So Mel, what "afro" delicacies do you enjoy food wise? Do you find yourself indulging yourself in the occassional fried chicken and greens platters Sundays after you come from service?

[Melmart1]

So Mel, what "afro" delicacies do you enjoy food wise? Do you find yourself indulging yourself in the occassional fried chicken and greens platters Sundays after you come from service?

Service? You think they let me in a church? :lmao They don't want to pay for the fire damage when I burst into flames. Insurance would go up and all.

[ATRAIN]

My Ex gf just texted me out of the blue.........she is prob having problems with her husband and wants some of the train. She prob thinks im no longer a virgin, HA jokes on her!!

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I have no time for these shenanigans today.

[Melmart1]

My Ex gf just texted me out of the blue.........she is prob having problems with her husband and wants some of the train. She prob thinks im no longer a virgin, HA jokes on her!!

Nobody thinks your MySpace whoring ass is a virgin, so give it up.

[ATRAIN]

Nobody thinks your MySpace whoring ass is a virgin, so give it up.

YES MEL, im saving myself for a sista!!

[florige]

Nobody thinks your MySpace whoring ass is a virgin, so give it up.



I don't know if you knew this or not, but Atrain like me was raised a Jehovah's Witness. We are raised not to have premaritals until marriage. So if he is anything like me then yes, yes he is a virgin.

[florige]

Service? You think they let me in a church? :lmao They don't want to pay for the fire damage when I burst into flames. Insurance would go up and all.





I'm pretty sure you a very innocent girl.

[Melmart1]

I don't know if you knew this or not, but Atrain like me was raised a Jehovah's Witness. We are raised not to have premaritals until marriage. So if he is anything like me then yes, yes he is a virgin.

So you are saying you are a virgin?

Does this mean trainwreck is a Jehovah's Witness, too? Cus we went to the same Catholic school. Good thing the nuns didn't find out.

[ashbeeigh]

ATRAIN is trying to start a rumor. What a fucking loser.

[Melmart1]

ATRAIN is trying to start a rumor. What a fucking loser.

We already know about the two of you. too late to start that rumor.

[florige]

So you are saying you are a virgin?

Does this mean trainwreck is a Jehovah's Witness, too? Cus we went to the same Catholic school. Good thing the nuns didn't find out.



Yeah I am saving myself for the right woman. :lol

So are you gonna post pics of you in your little Catholic girl uniform or what?

[ATRAIN]

I don't know if you knew this or not, but Atrain like me was raised a Jehovah's Witness. We are raised not to have premaritals until marriage. So if he is anything like me then yes, yes he is a virgin.

Well I wasnt totally raised as a witness. My mom was a semi witness and dad was catholic. My dad had me go to sunday catholic school, however my mom took me to meetings too. I was a very confused child ( not in a sexual way like orion) religion wise. Not much has changed though. Yes however keeping myself pure for marriage is a must. I think it cause I really want to wear a white suit to my wedding.

[ATRAIN]

We already know about the two of you. too late to start that rumor.

Its true ash and I went out but we never had sex, we were just undearwear rubbers. We never took off our chastity belts.

[florige]

Its true ash and I went out but we never had sex, we were just undearwear rubbers. We never took off our chastity belts.




:lmao

[florige]

Well I wasnt totally raised as a witness. My mom was a semi witness and dad was catholic. My dad had me go to sunday catholic school, however my mom took me to meetings too. I was a very confused child ( not in a sexual way like orion) religion wise. Not much has changed though. Yes however keeping myself pure for marriage is a must. I think it cause I really want to wear a white suit to my wedding.



:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Its true ash and I went out but we never had sex, we were just undearwear rubbers. We never took off our chastity belts.

That's not what you were screaming last night you lying man whore.

[ATRAIN]

That's not what you were screaming last night you lying man whore.

Well the two chastity belts were sparking and that shit burned so yeah I was fucking screaming.

[ATRAIN]

Quickrundown for anyone who has been sleeping under a rock that last few days

Flo came out as a black man even though he talks like and Oreo

Mel is a sweet innocent girl

Orion is a tranny

Jman is black

Viva is white

Ash is a dirty ho

Atrain is a virgin who wants to lose his virginity to a black woman

Steven has a conscience now

Sandra has made Steven soft and he now likes puppies and kittens

Maalox is still a dirty ho although ash wants her crown.


Did I miss anything?

[ashbeeigh]

Well the two chastity belts were sparking and that shit burned so yeah I was fucking screaming.

That's not how I remember it. It was more of a "take that belt off! Oh my god! You're amazing!" kind of thing.

[florige]

Quickrundown for anyone who has been sleeping under a rock that last few days

Flo came out as a black man even though he talks like and Oreo

Mel is a sweet innocent girl

Orion is a tranny

Jman is black

Viva is white

Ash is a dirty ho

Atrain is a virgin who wants to lose his virginity to a black woman

Steven has a conscience now


Did I miss anything?




You have to come up with something for Sandra and Maalox.

[ATRAIN]

That's not how I remember it. It was more of a "take that belt off! Oh my god! You're amazing!" kind of thing.

Ash are you smoking dat mari ja wana again?

[florige]

Ash are you smoking dat mari ja wana again?



So Ash is very good at spooning?

[ashbeeigh]

Ash are you smoking dat mari ja wana again?

I should be asking you the same thing.

[ashbeeigh]

So Ash is very good at spooning?

based on his twisted logic spooning would cause sparks as well.

[ATRAIN]

You have to come up with something for Sandra and Maalox.

done

[florige]

based on his twisted logic spooning would cause sparks as well.



So what about you Ash, do you like black guys like Jman? Or do you stick with the Viva's of the world?

[ATRAIN]

So Ash is very good at spooning?

No spooning happened, after we were finished holding hands ash wanted to smoke a cigarette and left a 20 on the night stand and left.


based on his twisted logic spooning would cause sparks as well.

is that why you left?

[ATRAIN]

So what about you Ash, do you like black guys like Jman? Or do you stick with the Viva's of the world?

Well she is marrying Jungleman remember. So she wants the Alabama blacksnake and J wants the white ho. It works!!

[florige]

No spooning happened, after we were finished holding hands ash wanted to smoke a cigarette and left a 20 on the night stand and left.



is that why you left?



Did you glance at her chest man? Or did you remember that one scripture about unclean thoughts?

[ashbeeigh]

No spooning happened, after we were finished holding hands ash wanted to smoke a cigarette and left a 20 on the night stand and left.



is that why you left?

I left because you told me to leave. You're a lying sack of shit.

[ashbeeigh]

Well she is marrying Jungleman remember. So she wants the Alabama blacksnake and J wants the white ho. It works!!

:lol stupid.

[ATRAIN]

Did you glance at her chest man? Or did you remember that one scripture about unclean thoughts?

I made her wear a tight bra and button up her shirt all the way to her neck so I wouldnt have unclean thoughts.

[Cupid]

my work is never done...

[ATRAIN]

I left because you told me to leave. You're a lying sack of shit.

By saying I want to take things really slow isnt the same as asking you to leave ash!!

[ashbeeigh]

I made her wear a tight bra and button up her shirt all the way to her neck so I wouldnt have unclean thoughts.

Good luck trying to find a button up shirt that fits, sir. Lies again.

[florige]

I made her wear a tight bra and button up her shirt all the way to her neck so I wouldnt have unclean thoughts.



Not even a really quick glance dude?

[ATRAIN]

Not even a really quick glance dude?

NO Flo those or are for feeding babies!!

[florige]

Why in the hell does my myspace page have the mlb logo beside the address?

[Dex]

Why in the hell does my myspace page have the mlb logo beside the address?

You've got a virus. Get out the thermal paste.

[mrsmaalox]

Shit, you guys sure are chatty this morning--I needed extra coffee to catch up.

[Summers]

Shit, you guys sure are chatty this morning--I needed extra coffee to catch up.

I've given up. I never know what's happening in the Quattro. It's like walking into the cafeteria in the psych hospital. Sometimes you hear snippets of what sound like normal conversation; sometimes you see people picking imaginary flowers.

[samikeyp]

Quickrundown for anyone who has been sleeping under a rock that last few days

Flo came out as a black man even though he talks like and Oreo

Mel is a sweet innocent girl

Orion is a tranny

Jman is black

Viva is white

Ash is a dirty ho

Atrain is a virgin who wants to lose his virginity to a black woman

Steven has a conscience now

Sandra has made Steven soft and he now likes puppies and kittens

Maalox is still a dirty ho although ash wants her crown.


Did I miss anything?


Damn you left me out. Put down the chittlin's and try again. Don't anger the white man. :cuss




:lol

[marini martini]

:toast

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao I just can't get past the "Viva is white" one :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Damn you left me out. Put down the chittlin's and try again. Don't anger the white man. :cuss




:lol

I know man I couldnt think of anything for ya :), help a brotha out

[ATRAIN]

Its funny how all of this started cause Steven wanted to be Flo's Nigga hahahha

[ashbeeigh]

Its funny how all of this started cause Steven wanted to be Flo's Nigga hahahha

:lol was that really what started it all?

[ashbeeigh]

I need to go to the bank, no one be too chatty. I may not come back. It's the southside.

[mrsmaalox]

I need to go to the bank, no one be too chatty. I may not come back. It's the southside.

Take your mace :tu

[SpursStalker]

Shit, you guys sure are chatty this morning--I needed extra coffee to catch up.


:toast

:toast

[ATRAIN]

Women are soooo fucking stupid, I am soo glad Im still a virgin. Too all you ladies no offense. :)

[mardigan]

Women are soooo fucking stupid, I am soo glad Im still a virgin. Too all you ladies no offense. :)

Not stupid, just a different breed.
And :lol at the virgin part, give it up already man.

[SpursStalker]

Women are soooo fucking stupid, I am soo glad Im still a virgin. Too all you ladies no offense. :)

I believe that like I need another hole in my head ...

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Not stupid, just a different breed.
And :lol at the virgin part, give it up already man.

Yeah man, one thing I LOVE to do is throwing their words back in their face........there is nothing more satisfying.

[Melmart1]

I believe that like I need another hole in my head ...

:lol

As if the wind tunnel between your ears is more than enough.

[Fixed]

As if the wind tunnel between your legs is more than enough.

[mrsmaalox]

Women are soooo fucking stupid, I am soo glad Im still a virgin. Too all you ladies no offense. :)

No offense taken. I'm also glad to be a virgin ;)

[mardigan]

No offense taken. I'm also glad to be a virgin ;)

Your never going to get laid now.

[ATRAIN]

No offense taken. I'm also glad to be a virgin ;)

I thought you banged CosmicCocksucker?

[mardigan]

We need to have a booze oriented gtg somewhere, I've been feeling like coming down to SA to get trashed lately.

[SpursStalker]

As if the wind tunnel between your ears is more than enough.

Do you feel good knocking on people that you have never met before?

You must live a very sad life to feel the need ...

I really pity you.

[mrsmaalox]

I thought you banged CosmicCocksucker?

Is that why you hate him so much? :lol No I have not banged him.

[florige]

Do you feel good knocking on people that you have never met before?

You must live a very sad life to feel the need ...

I really pity you.



Mel has been knocking me all week. BAD...:lol

[samikeyp]

I know man I couldnt think of anything for ya :), help a brotha out

Just recognize that I am The Man and we are ok. :toast

[florige]

We need to have a booze oriented gtg somewhere, I've been feeling like coming down to SA to get trashed lately.



That would be sweet! If I lived closer to TX....:depressed

[samikeyp]

Good to see some fire back in the Quattro. When Mel's regulatin' (as Flo's people would say) things are good.

[Melmart1]

Do you feel good knocking on people that you have never met before?

You must live a very sad life to feel the need ...

I really pity you.

It's not the knocking part that's satisfying ...

[samikeyp]

We need to have a booze oriented gtg somewhere, I've been feeling like coming down to SA to get trashed lately.

Agreed.

Now we just need an massive emailing to the Ticket so they can hire me and I can move back down!!

[samikeyp]

It's not the knocking part that's satisfying ...

Depends on who you are knocking with...:eyebrows

[florige]

Good to see some fire back in the Quattro. When Mel's regulatin' (as Flo's people would say) things are good.





:lol

[mardigan]

Agreed.

Now we just need an massive emailing to the Ticket so they can hire me and I can move back down!!

When is that final voting?

[ATRAIN]

We need to have a booze oriented gtg somewhere, I've been feeling like coming down to SA to get trashed lately.

im with you man, we can party it up in Austin then go down there

[mardigan]

Depends on who you are knocking with...:eyebrows

:lol
Smooth my man, creepy and smooth.
:lol

[ATRAIN]

Is that why you hate him so much? :lol No I have not banged him.

NO come on now. Who said I hate the faggot anyways?

[samikeyp]

When is that final voting?

It already happened.

I won. :)

The link in my sig takes you to the podcasts of my show.

[Melmart1]

NO come on now. Who said I hate the faggot anyways?

Expressing regret that someone got their car a/c fixed in South Texas is pure hatred. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

phew made it back alive. I can't say the same about my sanity though. And :tu mel on the "regulating." It's been to mushy in here lately.

[ATRAIN]

Just recognize that I am The Man and we are ok. :toast

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Expressing regret that someone got their car a/c fixed in South Texas is pure hatred. :lol

Thats a great fucking point.

[mardigan]

It already happened.

I won. :)

The link in my sig takes you to the podcasts of my show.

Fuck me, guess I blew it on that one.
Hey, at least you sound professional.

[Melmart1]

phew made it back alive. I can't say the same about my sanity though. And :tu mel on the "regulating." It's been to mushy in here lately.

It's regulatin' you damn Wexican.

[samikeyp]

Fuck me, guess I blew it on that one.
Hey, at least you sound professional.

Thanks!

Now I gotta find a way to turn that into a permanent gig.

[mardigan]

phew made it back alive. I can't say the same about my sanity though. And :tu mel on the "regulating." It's been to mushy in here lately.

You need to not make things so easy....

[florige]

Thats a great fucking point.



I thought Stretch was the latest one on your hit list? :lol

[mardigan]

It's regulatin' you damn Wexican.

In my hood, its just latin'

[batman2883]

hi ya guys

[samikeyp]

"wexican" :lmao

Puta Gringa!

[samikeyp]

targetman2883 is back!

[ATRAIN]

I thought Stretch was the latest one on your hit list? :lol

Stretch, nah he is a pussy and would cry if I looked at him. CC is a dirty cock smoker and there is nothing I hate more in life than that.

[ashbeeigh]

It's regulatin' you damn Wexican.

can I sig that? That's fabulous.

[ATRAIN]

WTF................whats up BATMAN!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Stretch, nah he is a pussy and would cry if I looked at him. CC is a dirty cock smoker and there is nothing I hate more in life than that.

So when he talks about smoking all that meat on his grill, that is really a euphemism? :wow

[mardigan]

Man, my work hours are all fucked up. Now I feel like an alcoholic when I drink since I start at like 1. What is it about day drinking that makes me feel guilty?

[ATRAIN]

So when he talks about smoking all that meat on his grill, that is really a euphemism? :wow

Yup

[ATRAIN]

Man, my work hours are all fucked up. Now I feel like an alcoholic when I drink since I start at like 1. What is it about day drinking that makes me feel guilty?

LOL do you do it everyday?

[mardigan]

LOL do you do it everyday?
:lol
No, like 2-3 times a week.
My job is the only thing that keeps me drinking and smoking.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to stop eating at my desk. It gets my keys all gross.

[batman2883]

what it is peeps!!! what the business is

[ATRAIN]

I need to stop eating at my desk. It gets my keys all gross.

maybe you should stop missing your mouth marrana

[Melmart1]

can I sig that? That's fabulous.

Only since you asked for permission, like a good little subservient.

[mardigan]

maybe you should stop missing your mouth marrana

:lol
Bib time!

[ATRAIN]

:lol
No, like 2-3 times a week.
My job is the only thing that keeps me drinking and smoking.

do you drive the truck or do the morning truck loading?

[batman2883]

wtf jason

[batman2883]

i see the quattro has some veterans in here

[Melmart1]

I need to stop eating at my desk. It gets my keys all gross.

Start dating a dribbler instead of a squirter.

[ashbeeigh]

maybe you should stop missing your mouth marrana

At least I use utensils. Unlike you, you're a fucking beast and eat everything with your hands.

[batman2883]

has anyone seen the unborn, that chick odette is smoking hot

[mardigan]

do you drive the truck or do the morning truck loading?

Morning loading. My schedule is completely f-ed.

[florige]

Man, my work hours are all fucked up. Now I feel like an alcoholic when I drink since I start at like 1. What is it about day drinking that makes me feel guilty?



I drink every morning after I get off.

[batman2883]

I drink every morning after I get off.

t.m.i.

[florige]

I need to stop eating at my desk. It gets my keys all gross.



Eating what? Spare ribs and cabbage?

[mardigan]

I drink every morning after I get off.
:lol
My boy Flo, always making me feel better.
What shift do you work?

[jman3000]

Damn... had my first experience with a girl leaving a song for a voice mail after a "break up". I couldn't even understand it.

Awkward.

[batman2883]

Lisa its your birthday, happy birthday lisa

[batman2883]

damn... Had my first experience with a girl leaving a song for a voice mail after a "break up". I couldn't even understand it.

Awkward.

was it third eye blind......

[florige]

:lol
My boy Flo, always making me feel better.
What shift do you work?



Kinda a fucked up version of a 3rd shift. :lol

[mardigan]

Dum dum dum

[samikeyp]

maybe you should stop missing your mouth marrana

How do you miss a mouth that big?

[ashbeeigh]

Eating what? Spare ribs and cabbage?

No, it was watermelon. Do you have any advice on how to not get it all over the place?

[batman2883]

No, it was watermelon. Do you have any advice on how to not get it all over the place?

chew with your mouth closed

[florige]

No, it was watermelon. Do you have any advice on how to not get it all over the place?



That is a VERY racist question Ash. You have been hanging around Mel too much... lol

[samikeyp]

chew with your mouth closed

And stop spitting the seeds at co-workers...its not foreplay. Act like you are at home and swallow the seed.

[samikeyp]

That is a VERY racist question Ash. You have been hanging around Mel too much... lol

That's not racist...she loves the coloreds.

[mardigan]

That is a VERY racist question Ash. You have been hanging around Mel too much... lol

:lmao
Fucking white people.

[batman2883]

and stop spitting the seeds at co-workers...its not foreplay. Act like you are at home and swallow the seed.

lol you think she gets that kinda play?

[Silver21_Black20]

I drink every morning after I get off.

I went to a bar once with coworkers at 7am. Weird drinking a Dos Equis at 7am.

[ashbeeigh]

That is a VERY racist question Ash. You have been hanging around Mel too much... lol

lol. It was between that or friend chicken.

[samikeyp]

lol you think she gets that kinda play?

from anyone and pretty much everyone.

[samikeyp]

lol. It was between that or friend chicken.

Friend chicken?

Nice. :lol

[Melmart1]

I drink every morning after I get off.

Don't most people get horny AFTER drinking, instead of before?

[ashbeeigh]

lol you think she gets that kinda play?

oh batman. Did you catch up on your quattro reading?

[Silver21_Black20]

ashbeeigh wanted to have a threesome with Steven and I while puppies watched. She's sick!

[Melmart1]

That is a VERY racist question Ash. You have been hanging around Mel too much... lol

This makes me proud. And happy that I can rub off on Ash without having to touch her filthy skin.

[samikeyp]

The Colt 45 helps Flo mellow out after busting a nut.

[batman2883]

I went to a bar once with coworkers at 7am. Weird drinking a Dos Equis at 7am.

hi-ya toots

[florige]

Don't most people get horny AFTER drinking, instead of before?



How do you figure I was horny this morning Mel?

[Melmart1]

How do you figure I was horny this morning Mel?

You said you got off.

[mardigan]

How do you figure I was horny this morning Mel?

Because your a dude, dude.

[Silver21_Black20]

hi-ya toots

How's it hangin' batty?

[ashbeeigh]

ATRAIN didn't try to defend himself from the the beast comment, so I take it he's a beast and doesn't eat with forks, knives and spoons. It was already established he doesn't like spoons, so no surprise that he doesn't like knives and forks.

[samikeyp]

All this talk of fried chicken, watermelons and white girls....of course Flo got off!

[samikeyp]

ATRAIN didn't try to defend himself from the the beast comment, so I take it he's a beast and doesn't eat with forks, knives and spoons. It was already established he doesn't like spoons, so no surprise that he doesn't like knives and forks.

He doesn't need forks, knives or spoons to go after your cooter. At least I hope not!

[mardigan]

He doesn't need forks, knives or spoons to go after your cooter. At least I hope not!

Maybe a knife, just to protect himself.

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN didn't defend himself because he is quite a beast :eyebrows

[samikeyp]

Maybe a knife, just to protect himself.

and a mask.

[ATRAIN]

At least I use utensils. Unlike you, you're a fucking beast and eat everything with your hands.

bullshit you eat your food like Randy in a Christmas story.....Come on Ash show us how the little piggies eat!!

[samikeyp]

ATRAIN didn't defend himself because he is quite a beast :eyebrows

Train...did you chorizo slap this puta?

[florige]

You said you got off.



You have really been on a roll this week mami!

[batman2883]

How's it hangin' batty?

oh its hanging......whats new with you buttercup?

[florige]

All this talk of fried chicken, watermelons and white girls....of course Flo got off!




:lol

[ATRAIN]

How do you miss a mouth that big?

She manages somehow

[batman2883]

im the skatmannnnn

[mrsmaalox]

I lol'd at Mikey's post in the Apollo 11 thread. Summer of '69 was quite a time for us fetuses :tu Or is it feti?

[ashbeeigh]

ATRAIN didn't defend himself because he is quite a beast :eyebrows

Ha! Yet another one who says he's not a virgin!

[ATRAIN]

ashbeeigh wanted to have a threesome with Steven and I while puppies watched. She's sick!

Sandra come on man thats just fucked up even for you!!

[batman2883]

cinnamon roll, was it thee cinnamon roll, roll of thee cinnamon

[Silver21_Black20]

oh its hanging......whats new with you buttercup?

Same ol'

[ashbeeigh]

bullshit you eat your food like Randy in a Christmas story.....Come on Ash show us how the little piggies eat!!

Only if you show them first.

[ATRAIN]

He doesn't need forks, knives or spoons to go after your cooter. At least I hope not!


Maybe a knife, just to protect himself.

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra come on man thats just fucked up even for you!!

That's what I got from this post ...


:lol Everytime i go to CVS I think "When will I run in to one of them?" I thought about inviting y'all to our puppy extravaganza a few weeks back. We had like 4-5 dogs at our house and I was thinking "What's another cute boxer puppy?"

And I'm not that horrible! :madrun

[ATRAIN]

Train...did you chorizo slap this puta?

LOL nah Brah Puta Maalox wants it but chorizo scared of her!!

[ATRAIN]

Only if you show them first.

was that a im rubber your glue kind of comeback?

[samikeyp]

LOL nah Brah Puta Maalox wants it but chorizo scared of her!!

No doubt....its dark, stanky and wayyyyy too big in there.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL nah Brah Puta Maalox wants it but chorizo scared of her!!

:lol.... ;)

And why are you talking like a caveman?

[ATRAIN]

Ha! Yet another one who says he's not a virgin!

Quit making fun of me for being a Virgin, its a personal choice. Im waiting for love..........or a black girl that passes my security check.

[Melmart1]

junglemann is eerily silent in this thread ... he must be enjoying some chitlins.

[samikeyp]

Quit making fun of me for being a Virgin, its a personal choice. Im waiting for love..........or a black girl that passes my security check.

and doesn't steal your checkbook.

[ATRAIN]

No doubt....its dark, stanky and wayyyyy too big in there.

Not to mention HUNGRIER than ash.

[Melmart1]

Quit making fun of me for being a Virgin, its a personal choice. Im waiting for love..........or a black girl that passes my security check.

You are asking for a lot with that second requirement.

[ATRAIN]

junglemann is eerily silent in this thread ... He must be enjoying some chitlins.

lmao

yo jungle what it be blood!!

[samikeyp]

Not to mention HUNGRIER than ash.

Cougars are known for their voracious appetites.

The only thing they are hungrier for is discounts on imitation Chanel No. 5.

[ATRAIN]

You are asking for a lot with that second requirement.

I think haley berry could pass it

[ashbeeigh]

was that a im rubber your glue kind of comeback?

yeah. I think i'm maxed out for the day. Unless I have some type of Eureka moment. But, I have a lot of stuff I'm working on at work at the same time.

[mardigan]

Quit making fun of me for being a Virgin, its a personal choice. Im waiting for love..........or a black girl that passes my security check.

Come out with me some time, we'll find you some sweet little hood rat that will sweep you off your feet.

[El Chorizo]

LOL nah Brah Puta Maalox wants it but chorizo scared of her!!

I have a tendency to scare women but they are pleasantly surprised.

[ATRAIN]

Cougars are known for their voracious appetites.

The only thing they are hungrier for is discounts on imitation Chanel No. 5.

DAMN, hey have you seen Cougar Barbie?? I thought of Matlock when I saw that shit.

[Melmart1]

Come out with me some time, we'll find you some sweet little hood rat that will sweep you off your feet.

Yeah, right before she steals his hubcaps.

[Melmart1]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/Wanless14/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg

[samikeyp]

I have a tendency to scare women but they are pleasantly surprised.

Dude! Run! RUN!! Do not go into the cougar cooter...you will go in chorizo and come out deviled ham!

[Melmart1]

Awww, Flo sure was cute as a kid, even if he let whitey steal his fish.

[ATRAIN]

Come out with me some time, we'll find you some sweet little hood rat that will sweep you off your feet.


Yeah, right before she steals his hubcaps.

Ok but your driving Mardigan and im leaving my wallet at home.

[mrsmaalox]

Cougars are known for their voracious appetites.

The only thing they are hungrier for is discounts on imitation Chanel No. 5.

Fuck Chanel No. 5. I'm only voracious for animal print anything.

[ATRAIN]

Dude! Run! RUN!! Do not go into the cougar cooter...you will go in chorizo and come out deviled ham!

If you come out at all

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck Chanel No. 5. I'm only voracious for animal print anything.

Animal print? Damn, you are old!

[mardigan]

Ok but your driving Mardigan and im leaving my wallet at home.

Where were going, we wont need wallets.
Just lots of Axe body spray.
:lol

[Dark Gable]

Something tells me melmart needs some dark meat up inside them sugar walls.

[samikeyp]

Fuck Chanel No. 5. I'm only voracious for animal print anything.

Might as well, I am sure you have fucked everything else.

[samikeyp]

Where were going, we wont need wallets.
Just lots of Axe body spray.
:lol

If you don't know, you better Axe somebody.

[ATRAIN]

something tells me melmart needs some dark meat up inside them sugar walls.

lmao

[ATRAIN]

Where were going, we wont need wallets.
Just lots of Axe body spray.
:lol


If you don't know, you better Axe somebody.

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Damn racism has really sparked up the place the last few days. Thanks for being black Jungleman and Flo

Thanks for being crackers Mike and Viva

Thanks for being Putas Ash and Matlock

Thanks for going black and never coming back Mel

Thanks for staying a dirty tranny Orion

Thanks for coming back Mar and batman

[samikeyp]

Damn racism has really sparked up the place the last few days. Thanks for being black Jungleman and Flo

Thanks for being crackers Mike and Viva

Thanks for being Putas Ash and Matlock

Thanks for going black and never coming back Mel

Thanks for staying a dirty tranny Orion

Thanks for coming back Mar and batman

That's Mister Cracker to you, ASpic. :ihit

[Melmart1]

Animal print? Damn, you are old!

And tacky.

[samikeyp]

Some of ya'll are getting a little uppity in here...don't make me call this guy...

http://bp3.blogger.com/_if1ThAV1TA0/R9cvgfR9uXI/AAAAAAAAAII/btJQPl29zRw/s400/Clayton-Bigsby.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Some of ya'll are getting a little uppity in here...don't make me call this guy...

http://bp3.blogger.com/_if1ThAV1TA0/R9cvgfR9uXI/AAAAAAAAAII/btJQPl29zRw/s400/Clayton-Bigsby.jpg

whittttte powwwer

[ATRAIN]

That's Mister Cracker to you, ASpic. :ihit

sorry Samwhiteyp

[mrsmaalox]

Animal print? Damn, you are old!

Shit I have a leopard bra older than you! :lol

[samikeyp]

sorry Samwhiteyp

:lmao :lmao

nice.

[mardigan]

Shit I have a leopard bra older than you! :lol

I bet it smells like mothballs and chicken noodle soup.

[samikeyp]

Shit I have a leopard bra older than you! :lol

Made from a real leopard she killed on the Serengeti back before the white people showed up.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet it smells like mothballs and chicken noodle soup.

Not moth's balls.

[samikeyp]

I bet it smells like mothballs and chicken noodle soup.

and Oscar De La Renta Old lady powder.

[ATRAIN]

and Oscar De La Renta Old lady powder.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit I have a leopard bra older than you! :lol

Whatever keeps them from sagging to your knees.

[mrsmaalox]

and Oscar De La Renta Old lady powder.

They make that? I'll have to switch from my usual Gold Bond or whatever it's called.