Free Quattro Razor (20)

[samikeyp]

Oh great...look at my post count...now all the mexicans are gonna scream "Ai!! Diablo Blanco!" and Flo will say "yup...i's knew it"


EDIT: oops...posted too soon..no more 666

[ATRAIN]

Whatever keeps them from sagging to your knees.

Shit if she could find one that kept them to her knees she would buy it

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever keeps them from sagging to your knees.

I'd be happy to keep them as high as my knees!

[samikeyp]

Whatever keeps them from sagging to your knees.

now we know why myvagsmellslikelox wears knee high socks....to keep her nipples warm.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Flo did you know Mardigan was Asian?

[mardigan]

now we know why myvagsmellslikelox wears knee high socks....to keep her nipples warm.

Dude, that is one of the worst mental images I have ever had ever.

[ATRAIN]

Ha beat you too it pendeja

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao mardigan is the Asian. So he can help me with the math part of the GRE?

[ATRAIN]

now we know why myvagsmellslikelox wears knee high socks....to keep her nipples warm.

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

and speaking of chanel. There's a biopic called Coco Before Chanel coming out in September coming out about her. I'm stoked about it.

[mardigan]

I am no asian!

[mrsmaalox]

now we know why myvagsmellslikelox wears knee high socks....to keep her nipples warm.

Nope. I wear to them for protection from the wheels on my walker. Idiot.

[samikeyp]

Nope. I wear to them for protection from the wheels on my walker. Idiot.

You mean the one that fell out of your cooch? Or is this the smaller one?

[samikeyp]

I am no asian!

Ok Yao, what ever you say.

[ATRAIN]

I am no asian!

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

You mean the one that fell out of your cooch? Or is this the smaller one?

Yes.

[mardigan]

Although i am really good at math.

[Vagina]

I'm wet.

[ATRAIN]

Ok Yao, what ever you say.

:lmao

[samikeyp]

I'm wet.

Then you are not maalox's.

[mardigan]

Then you are not maalox's.

:lol
She needs the Tin Mans oil can or what?

[mrsmaalox]

Then you are not maalox's.

:wtf Then wth is this trail behind me???

[Melmart1]

I am no asian!

We prefer the term Chinky-American around here.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
She needs the Tin Mans oil can or what?

Dustbuster would do :tu

[mardigan]

Ok Yao, what ever you say.

I am 100% Texas whiteboy beefcake. Thems fighting words ya damn Yankee.

[ATRAIN]

I am 100% Texas whiteboy beefcake. Thems fighting words ya damn Yankee.

http://static.open.salon.com/files/cartman_beefcake1219035580.jpg

[mardigan]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/cartman_beefcake1219035580.jpg
:lol
Exactly....

[Melmart1]

I am 100% Texas whiteboy beefcake. Thems fighting words ya damn Yankee.

When you are hungry, do you say, "the mardigan need food!"

[Fixed]

When you are hungry for rice and soy sauce, do you say, "the mardigan need food!"

[mardigan]

When you are hungry, do you say, "the mardigan need food!"

I just lasso whatever woman is in my kitchen, then point to my mouth and grunt.

[ATRAIN]

I just lasso whatever woman is in my kitchen, then point to my mouth and grunt.

Ash speaks grunt too!!! Are you guys related?

[Melmart1]

I just lasso whatever woman is in my kitchen, then point to my mouth and grunt.

Do you tell them, "wass hapenin, hot stuff"

[Melmart1]

Ash speaks grunt too!!! Are you guys related?

Ash is Asian?!? I'm as confused as Flo now.

[Melmart1]

If Ash is Asian, does that means she works for Acoln instead of Acorn?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain is fatter than Cartman.

[ATRAIN]

Ash is Asian?!? I'm as confused as Flo now.

no she learned grunt on her trip to hong kong.

[Silver21_Black20]

:wtf Then wth is this trail behind me???

Eww ... you're leaking.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain is fatter than Cartman.

sure am thats why im still a virgin

its about time you joined us slim

[ATRAIN]

Eww ... you're leaking.

the trail is from her socks and lactating titties

[Silver21_Black20]

the trail is from her socks and lactating titties

I thought it was sperms from all the dudes she's fucking.

[mardigan]

Do you tell them, "wass hapenin, hot stuff"

Followed by 5 dolla make you holla.
You guys caught me, Im the Asianist.

[ATRAIN]

I thought it was sperms from all the dudes she's fucking.

could be that too

[ashbeeigh]

:wtf Estoy confudida!

[mrsmaalox]

I am 100% Texas whiteboy beefcake. Thems fighting words ya damn Yankee.

Did someone say cake?? :drool:

[mardigan]

I thought it was sperms from all the dudes she's fucking.
:lol
Damn, thats a dirty pirate hooker mouth you got there.

[samikeyp]

I am 100% Texas whiteboy beefcake. Thems fighting words ya damn Yankee.

Yankee? Son, I was born in SA and was living there for years before you came along. When you pass 36 year in San Antonio, call me.

:toast

[ashbeeigh]

thanks for playing the game, mardigan. jesus christ. This is the quattro. If you're not going to paly the game gtfo.

[ATRAIN]

Did someone say cake?? :drool:

uhhh ohhh Mardi you fucked up man......cougar caught your scent.

[mrsmaalox]

the trail is from her socks and lactating titties

These titties haven't lactated since Hector was a pup!

[samikeyp]

the trail is from her socks and lactating titties

and by lactating...you mean pus-filled.

[mardigan]

thanks for playing the game, mardigan. jesus christ. This is the quattro. If you're not going to paly the game gtfo.

Shut your pie hole honky.
Unless its with pie, which you dont need.

[ATRAIN]

These titties haven't lactated since Hector was a pup!


and by lactating...you mean pus-filled.

Exactlly

They are pusstating

[samikeyp]

Did someone say cake?? :drool:

No but someone said sperms...which would be why you are drooling.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey ash, don't invite maalox to your next puppy extravaganza :wow



These titties haven't lactated since Hector was a pup!

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol
Damn, thats a dirty pirate hooker mouth you got there.

Who the fuck are you?

[samikeyp]

Who the fuck are you?

He's a Wh-asian.

[mrsmaalox]

No but someone said sperms...which would be why you are drooling.

Just cuz that's what happens to you, doesn't mean we all do.

[Melmart1]

關閉您的餡餅洞酒吧。
除非它的餡餅，你不需要。

[ATRAIN]

Just cuz that's what happens to you, doesn't mean we all do.

havent you learned, like mel....mike is one of those you dont want to fuck with.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol
Damn, thats a dirty pirate hooker mouth you got there.

Don't be talking to my woman that way.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Flo's theme song.

WFY2kJ96jNY

[mrsmaalox]

Hey ash, don't invite maalox to your next puppy extravaganza :wow

No please, I draw the line at bestiality. I thought Hector is what we old people are supposed to use as a point of reference.

[ATRAIN]

Don't be talking to my woman that way.

do you say that as your running away?

[mrsmaalox]

havent you learned, like mel....mike is one of those you dont want to fuck with.

Abso-fucking-lutely! :tu I only fuck men who have penises. :D

[Dr. Gonzo]

do you say that as your running away?

Damn right. If he's asian he might bust out his kong fu.

[Jesus]

thanks for playing the game, mardigan. jesus christ. This is the quattro. If you're not going to paly the game gtfo.

Go wash your feet and leave me out of this.

[mardigan]

Damn right. If he's asian he might bust out his kong fu.

I'll just hit you with my souped up Civic.
Theres no running from the rice burner.

[Melmart1]

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr314/rapp513_US/asian-ghostbuster.jpg

[samikeyp]

Just cuz that's what happens to you, doesn't mean we all do.

:lol

Wow...good one..what's next Nanny Nanny Boo Boo smack?

Tired...much like your cunt.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut your pie hole honky.
Unless its with pie, which you dont need.

please. Didn't you hear? I'm a wesican. Or something like that.

[samikeyp]

Abso-fucking-lutely! :tu I only fuck men who have penises. :D

Penises ,low self-esteem and death wishes.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey ash, don't invite maalox to your next puppy extravaganza :wow

I'll make note of that. :lol

[samikeyp]

please. Didn't you hear? I'm a wesican. Or something like that.

Orale!

Or as we white folks say...Odalay!

[Melmart1]

Long Duck Mardigan and friends:

http://www.funatico.com/media/pics/coolasians943.jpg

[samikeyp]

Long Duck Mardigan and friends:

http://www.funatico.com/pictures/cool-asians-1764.html

Mardigan...where is my auto-mobeel?

[Silver21_Black20]

Mardigan...where is my auto-mobeel?

Auto-mobeeeeel .... lol

[Melmart1]

She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.

[samikeyp]

Oh sexy girrrrrfriend!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit Mel, that pic is the end all. No one can top that :lol

[Melmart1]

Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!

[samikeyp]

Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!

"No way jose! You punch my eye!"

"You grabbed my balls!"

[Melmart1]

"No way jose! You punch my eye!"

"You grabbed my balls!"

"That you?!"

"Yeah, that me."

[samikeyp]

"That you?!"

"Yeah, that me."

The little brother was hilarious.

"what the hell are you bitching about...I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a ducks dork!"

[mrsmaalox]

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Young lady, I don't want to see you around here until you have finished packing that luggage! No procrastinating :nope

[Dr. Gonzo]

draEsqjgAGY

[CuckingFunt]

Quickrundown for anyone who has been sleeping under a rock that last few days

Flo came out as a black man even though he talks like and Oreo

Mel is a sweet innocent girl

Orion is a tranny

Jman is black

Viva is white

Ash is a dirty ho

Atrain is a virgin who wants to lose his virginity to a black woman

Steven has a conscience now

Sandra has made Steven soft and he now likes puppies and kittens

Maalox is still a dirty ho although ash wants her crown.


Did I miss anything?

I Quattro update with no mention of me? Clearly I need to start posting more.

[samikeyp]

Clearly.

The Racial Olympics today weren't as fun without you.

[CuckingFunt]

Clearly.

The Racial Olympics today weren't as fun without you.

Well, I wouldn't have participated in that part. I'm too much of a California bleeding heart type, remember?

[Melmart1]

Well, I wouldn't have participated in that part. I'm too much of a California bleeding heart type, remember?

Wuss.

Facebooking wuss! :lmao

Hell really has frozen over.

[CuckingFunt]

Wuss.

Facebooking wuss! :lmao

Hell really has frozen over.

It was either join facebook or have my mother and aunts continue to bug me. I hardly use the thing, though.

[I. Hustle]

lol mma

[Melmart1]

It was either join facebook or have my mother and aunts continue to bug me. I hardly use the thing, though.

I hear you, I forget to check it for a week at a time. In fact, I just barely did an update now because I mentioned it. It's just funny that you admitted to having one when you were so vehemently against it for so long. But welcome to the Dark Side. Is Twitter next?

[CuckingFunt]

I hear you, I forget to check it for a week at a time. In fact, I just barely did an update now because I mentioned it. It's just funny that you admitted to having one when you were so vehemently against it for so long. But welcome to the Dark Side. Is Twitter next?

No. I still say fuck Twitter and fuck myspace. And, though I have one, I still think facebook is useless, too.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I guess you won't be following me and ashbeeigh. We love us some Twitter, haha.

[ashbeeigh]

PS I checked my facebook two minutes ago, tweeted 15 minutes ago and myspaced yesterday. I'm a social media whore. Oh...and my linkedin yesterday too. :lol Yep. That's right.

But, to be fair...I've had a facebook since may of 2005 (I think) when the people at the facebook office manually entered all the information school by school. And my friends list has remained steady at like 330-350 since graduation. Now I'm just being a grown-up and adding friends and co-workers.

[ashbeeigh]

She's missing out on some quality car wash updates.

[Melmart1]

PS I checked my facebook two minutes ago, tweeted 15 minutes ago and myspaced yesterday. I'm a social media whore. Oh...and my linkedin yesterday too. :lol Yep. That's right.

But, to be fair...I've had a facebook since may of 2005 (I think) when the people at the facebook office manually entered all the information school by school. And my friends list has remained steady at like 330-350 since graduation. Now I'm just being a grown-up and adding friends and co-workers.

MySpace blows, I hated it. Can't remember the last time I checked it, I should just delete it. Facebook adn Twitter were at the suggestion of my Rangers fans friends since I don't live up in the metroplex. It's been much more fun than I thought, though if I didn't work at a computer all day and took hourly breaks, I doubt I would use it as much.

[CuckingFunt]

MySpace blows, I hated it. Can't remember the last time I checked it, I should just delete it. Facebook adn Twitter were at the suggestion of my Rangers fans friends since I don't live up in the metroplex. It's been much more fun than I thought, though if I didn't work at a computer all day and took hourly breaks, I doubt I would use it as much.

Being on a computer all day definitely makes it easier to keep up. Being out of school for the summer, there's really no reason for me to check it.

[ashbeeigh]

MySpace blows, I hated it. Can't remember the last time I checked it, I should just delete it. Facebook adn Twitter were at the suggestion of my Rangers fans friends since I don't live up in the metroplex. It's been much more fun than I thought, though if I didn't work at a computer all day and took hourly breaks, I doubt I would use it as much.

Everyone I have on myspace I have on facebook. All my messages are "Join my mob!" now. I've thought about it. I keep it just in case I find someone from way back in the past. But otherwise, it's just sitting there collecting dust.

I'm a mega homebody. Unless I see you on a regular basis, work, church, you call me, or we make plans to go out...I don't see you. So facebook and twitter helps me keep in touch with what's going on in people's lives that I would otherwise not know about at all. Marriages, babies, changes at work, etc. Before it was just for trashy pictures and stupid messages. Now it's so much more. It's just interesting to see the evolution of it. I'm such a communications geek.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm a mega homebody. Unless I see you on a regular basis, work, church, you call me, or we make plans to go out...I don't see you. So facebook and twitter helps me keep in touch with what's going on in people's lives that I would otherwise not know about at all. Marriages, babies, changes at work, etc.

I think for me that's part of the problem. I tend to be the kind of person that makes a real effort to keep in touch with the people in my life about whom I would want that information, so social networking sites fill a space that I don't need filled -- it's all status updates and gossip about people that I either know well enough to already know that stuff, or about whom I don't care enough to want to know it. As it is, I usually sign on about once a week to go through and take all the silly quizzes and accept all the silly items they've sent me, but I've already talked to all of them on the phone so I don't really need any information outside of that.

[Melmart1]

I hate talking on the phone, so anything on the computer is good by me. If I want to talk to you, I would rather look you in the eye.

[ashbeeigh]

I think for me that's part of the problem. I tend to be the kind of person that makes a real effort to keep in touch with the people in my life about whom I would want that information, so social networking sites fill a space that I don't need filled -- it's all status updates and gossip about people that I either know well enough to already know that stuff, or about whom I don't care enough to want to know it. As it is, I usually sign on about once a week to go through and take all the silly quizzes and accept all the silly items they've sent me, but I've already talked to all of them on the phone so I don't really need any information outside of that.

It's the gossip-y stuff that I love! Like the people I knew in high school that I added way back and now I know what there doing, but otherwise wouldn't. And have no reason to talk to them, except that we had "world Affairs" together as seniors. And those quizzes and everything bug me so much! I'm very selective about what kinds of things i add to my profile. If it doesn't add value I don't need it, bio, birth date, location, pictures, and maybe some bumperstickers, and causes. That's it. I take quizzes, but I don't publish them. I think, on a daily basis I "ignore" 3-5 of those things.

[ashbeeigh]

Those damn quizzes...my mom takes those and goes on for 10-15 minutes about how "How could I have been green? My favorite color is purple! I cannot believe it!" I'm like "Mom...take it again..some 12 year old wrote it. And i already saw it. You posted it on your wall. two seconds ago.and I'm sitting at my laptop on facebook at the same time....and you just walked out here to tell me that...from the den. crazy bitch."

[CuckingFunt]

I hate talking on the phone, so anything on the computer is good by me. If I want to talk to you, I would rather look you in the eye.

I actually really like talking on the phone, so that works fine for people who aren't local. I've always been so spread out from my friends and family that talking on the phone is just what I'm accustomed to.


It's the gossip-y stuff that I love!

I generally hate gossip, so... not of much use to me.

[florige]

Hey Flo did you know Mardigan was Asian?

It's funny I kinda picture people looking like their avatars. Like I always pictured Mardi to be that person from his last avatar. Or Funt to look like that woman in her's. Or Ash to look like that white girl as her avatar. I woulda thought that was her until you guys told me she was Mexican. Also for some reason I always thought that monkey in MannyisGod's Avatar looked liked him for some reason too.

[florige]

Wuss.

Facebooking wuss! :lmao

Hell really has frozen over.




Yeah +1. I woulda never thought Funt would had gotten a networking page. :lol
Myspace is starting to turn into a kiddie site with everyone downloading shit loads of songs and all kinds of other crap to their pages. Facebook is the site for adults over a certain age I think.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh dear, sweet Flo, :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.pr-inside.com/saved-by-the-bell-gets-porno-r1389451.htm

Thoughts?

[Melmart1]

Yeah +1. I woulda never thought Funt would had gotten a networking page. :lol
Myspace is starting to turn into a kiddie site with everyone downloading shit loads of songs and all kinds of other crap to their pages. Facebook is the site for adults over a certain age I think.

Don't you still use your MySpace and don't have a Facebook? What does that say about you? hmmmm ...

[florige]

Don't you still use your MySpace and don't have a Facebook? What does that say about you? hmmmm ...



Yeah I do. But I don't search it like I used to. I only talk to people on my current friends list and thats it. I have a facebook, but I don't maintain it any. Once I get all the people on my friends list face book name, I doubt I will use myspace anymore either.

[mrsmaalox]

Mel and Ash, haven't I heard you say you all use Facebook for business purposes also? How does that work, do you keep separate social and business pages? Or walls or whatever they are called?

[marini martini]

Holy Mary mother of God!!! Make it stop already!!!

[marini martini]

Shit I'm flying to Fag Harbor, Wa. tomorrow, and my daughter who's been in 7 wrecks in 8 years is taking me to the airport. I guess if I make it to the airport alive, there's a good chance my plane won't crash!!! God I hate flying!

[florige]

Shit I'm flying to Fag Harbor, Wa. tomorrow, and my daughter who's been in 7 wrecks in 8 years is taking me to the airport. I guess if I make it to the airport alive, there's a good chance my plane won't crash!!! God I hate flying!




You'll be fine.. :lol

[Melmart1]

Mel and Ash, haven't I heard you say you all use Facebook for business purposes also? How does that work, do you keep separate social and business pages? Or walls or whatever they are called?

Most definitely separate pages! I wouldn't want my clients to see me call ashbeeigh a racist :lol You can have more than one account, you just have to have separate email for each. I have three - one personal and two business.

[florige]

Most definitely separate pages! I wouldn't want my clients to see me call ashbeeigh a racist :lol You can have more than one account, you just have to have separate email for each. I have three - one personal and two business.


So you are a little business woman Mel?

[mrsmaalox]

Most definitely separate pages! I wouldn't want my clients to see me call ashbeeigh a racist :lol You can have more than one account, you just have to have separate email for each. I have three - one personal and two business.

I was brainstorming with the manager of our basketball team this evening and I was thinking I could adapt my page for their use. My page is a big blank and I don't care about it, so I could at least use it for something. Might be a good way to run off my "friends" and get the whole social/personal thing done with. I'm just not sure what this guy is trying to accomplish so I'll probably just start brand new.

[mrsmaalox]

Shit I'm flying to Fag Harbor, Wa. tomorrow, and my daughter who's been in 7 wrecks in 8 years is taking me to the airport. I guess if I make it to the airport alive, there's a good chance my plane won't crash!!! God I hate flying!

Sweetie I can take you to the airport; call me :cell

[marini martini]

Sweetie I can take you to the airport; call me :cell

Thanks but it's too out of your way...........plus I don't really want to leave my car at HEB Plus parking lot for a week.:lol

[samikeyp]

Everyone I have on myspace I have on facebook. All my messages are "Join my mob!" now. I've thought about it. I keep it just in case I find someone from way back in the past. But otherwise, it's just sitting there collecting dust.

I'm a mega homebody. Unless I see you on a regular basis, work, church, you call me, or we make plans to go out...I don't see you. So facebook and twitter helps me keep in touch with what's going on in people's lives that I would otherwise not know about at all. Marriages, babies, changes at work, etc. Before it was just for trashy pictures and stupid messages. Now it's so much more. It's just interesting to see the evolution of it. I'm such a communications geek.

+1

Especially now that I am 1500mi away from almost all of my friends. I don't think I will jump into the twitter world although it is a possiblity.

At least Mel is my facebook friend :) :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Mel and Ash, haven't I heard you say you all use Facebook for business purposes also? How does that work, do you keep separate social and business pages? Or walls or whatever they are called?

I haven't separated my facebook yet. By keeping mine free of extra crap, like "drinks" and "mob wars" and stuff I've kept it pretty professional. After graduation I thumbed through pictures that were a bit raunchy (or as raunchy as I get) and took them down. I have my facebook as private as it can get. You can't find me on google or any of the searches..unless you're an alum or a friend of a friend of a friend. You have to ask me for my name to find me. And even then it's kind of hard (I've tried).

I've contemplated splitting up my twitter, but it just sounds so hard. Now that I have work people, fashion people, and personal people following me it is kind of getting out hand. I may need to hire someone to split it all up. :lol

[Melmart1]

I haven't separated my facebook yet. By keeping mine free of extra crap, like "drinks" and "mob wars" and stuff I've kept it pretty professional. After graduation I thumbed through pictures that were a bit raunchy (or as raunchy as I get) and took them down. I have my facebook as private as it can get. You can't find me on google or any of the searches..unless you're an alum or a friend of a friend of a friend. You have to ask me for my name to find me. And even then it's kind of hard (I've tried).

I've contemplated splitting up my twitter, but it just sounds so hard. Now that I have work people, fashion people, and personal people following me it is kind of getting out hand. I may need to hire someone to split it all up. :lol

Kind of hard? You put your name into facebook and you are the first one to pop up!

Que chula, your profile pic! hahaha

[ashbeeigh]

Kind of hard? You put your name into facebook and you are the first one to pop up!

Que chula, your profile pic! hahaha

Argh! I need to fix it. I know for a fact that I don't come up in google. :lol I know I love my profile pic. I was making piña coladas last weekend and I thought my make-up looked good. Come on! I can still have fun! I'm not completely stuffy.

And did you see that third Ashley? My god! She's trying to steal my boobs!

[Melmart1]

Argh! I need to fix it. I know for a fact that I don't come up in google. :lol I know I love my profile pic. I was making piña coladas last weekend and I thought my make-up looked good. Come on! I can still have fun! I'm not completely stuffy.

Well, it was easy because i know your first and last name. I dunno if everyone knows that. If I had to go only on your first name, I am sure I would have had a much harder time.

And if you have your profile protected, what difference does it make if people find you or not? They can still only see your stuff if you accept a friend request.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and when you search my name in Google, you get some porn star. But you know how you know it's not me? She actually looks Mexican :lol

[ashbeeigh]

And if you have your profile protected, what difference does it make if people find you or not? They can still only see your stuff if you accept a friend request.

Yeah. It's true. I'd just rather be safe in protecting things. I know potential employers look at facebooks now...and with the way I look for jobs/opportunities I don't want anyone to find anything bad...even though I'm like 99% sure my facebook is on the up and up.

[samikeyp]

Yeah. It's true. I'd just rather be safe in protecting things. I know potential employers look at facebooks now...and with the way I look for jobs/opportunities I don't want anyone to find anything bad...even though I'm like 99% sure my facebook is on the up and up.

You can add me to your Facebook...you can get me on Mel's page. I am the goofy-ass dude talking into a microphone. :)

[Melmart1]

Yeah. It's true. I'd just rather be safe in protecting things. I know potential employers look at facebooks now...and with the way I look for jobs/opportunities I don't want anyone to find anything bad...even though I'm like 99% sure my facebook is on the up and up.

There are so many people with my name, particularly here in SA that I think it would be impossible for a prospective employer to single me out.

And since you want to keep your fb professional, I won't friend request you. I would bring down the professionalism by at least 35% :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, and when you search my name in Google, you get some porn star. But you know how you know it's not me? She actually looks Mexican :lol

Heck yes! :lmao

When you google me you get my blog. Maybe when I finally decide to get my MPA I'll make my facebook public so I can make sure the world knows I'm not just about pretending to be pretty. But, right now I'm okay with the world knowing I'm a superficial bitch. haha.

[florige]

There are so many people with my name, particularly here in SA that I think it would be impossible for a prospective employer to single me out.

And since you want to keep your fb professional, I won't friend request you. I would bring down the professionalism by at least 35% :lol



What is your facebook id Mel?

[Melmart1]

And again, why are you worried about employers if your updates are protected? They can't see anything, and they can't ask for a friend invite as a condition of employment. I think you are paranoid.

[ashbeeigh]

There are so many people with my name, particularly here in SA that I think it would be impossible for a prospective employer to single me out.

And since you want to keep your fb professional, I won't friend request you. I would bring down the professionalism by at least 35% :lol

Friend request me! I'm still adding personal friends! I won't do it to be polite. te prometo.

[Melmart1]

What is your facebook id Mel?

I don't accept friend requests from afro americans.

[samikeyp]

I don't accept friend requests from afro americans.

But he has a bluetoof!

[Melmart1]

Friend request me! I'm still adding personal friends! I won't do it to be polite. te prometo.

i just searched for you again and you are gone! did you do something just since i wrote that? :lol

[Melmart1]

But he has a bluetoof!

I'm happy you picked up on the spelling of that, I didn't think anyone else did.

[ashbeeigh]

i just searched for you again and you are gone! did you do something just since i wrote that? :lol

:lol I did! I had no idea I had it set to everyone. my id is first.last

[Melmart1]

I can't find you at all now. My url extension on fb is the same as twitter, so it's up to you to find me. same profile pic and everything.

[samikeyp]

I'm happy you picked up on the spelling of that, I didn't think anyone else did.

I am sure Flo did...and he said to himself..."Dat's rite!"

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks but it's too out of your way...........plus I don't really want to leave my car at HEB Plus parking lot for a week.:lol

Crazy. Why are you going to leave it at HEB? You can leave it at my house; it's a pretty safe area you know. Or I could come pick you up silly! Just cuz you hate to fly, don't make it harder than it has to be.

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks for the FB info Mel and Ash. Of course as soon as I logged on to ignore my page last night I saw the little "start a page for a celeb, business, whatever" part.

[ashbeeigh]

Thanks for the FB info Mel and Ash. Of course as soon as I logged on to ignore my page last night I saw the little "start a page for a celeb, business, whatever" part.

:D The businesses, cause, celebs, thing is neat. That's probably what you should do. I've heard of facebook catching on to people using personal profiles for businesses and then shutting them down. Whatever, that's weird, but it's happened.

[mrsmaalox]

And I just searched for myself and got 3 pages of results. And 75% of them are for "persons of color"!! Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, and when you search my name in Google, you get some porn star. But you know how you know it's not me? She actually looks Mexican :lol

When you google my full name, all that comes up is family tree information for people who have been dead for years. The real me doesn't exist anywhere on the interwebs, which is how I like it.

[ashbeeigh]

Buried deep down in google my family tree is there. And by buried I think it's like 3 pages. :lol

[samikeyp]

When I google my name...it brings up mostly Facebook references!! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

[samikeyp]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

I do for the most part but the ones I ignore are the ones from people who didn't like me then but want to add my to their list now.

[mrsmaalox]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

I don't either. I'm just not a very nostalgic person. I have no desire to be "found" by anyone. Anyone I want to be in contact with, I am already in contact with. But really, I've been on since December and the only friend request I've accepted is from my dad! I didn't even accept the request from my brother's wife who forced me to get on it because she was sure I would love it! LOL

[ashbeeigh]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

Everyone makes fun of me for my ability to remember everyone from elementary school to high school. It may be because I have yearbooks that go back to kindergarten...but if someone adds me and I remember them (and unless their on this small list of people that I hate as much as I hate tomatoes on my hamburgers) I'll accept a friend request.

The people I don't add are random people who find me..which we've established is damn near impossible now. People who add me because I share common interests or name or something. That's just weird. I have to know you to add you.

[mrsmaalox]

I do for the most part but the ones I ignore are the ones from people who didn't like me then but want to add my to their list now.

That's like going to my high school reunion, and people who never gave me the time of day back then sure were happy to see me :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't either. I'm just not a very nostalgic person. I have no desire to be "found" by anyone. Anyone I want to be in contact with, I am already in contact with. But really, I've been on since December and the only friend request I've accepted is from my dad! I didn't even accept the request from my brother's wife who forced me to get on it because she was sure I would love it! LOL

I hear ya. I gave in and got an acct to keep in touch with my sister-in-law and a few friends and family.

[samikeyp]

Everyone makes fun of me for my ability to remember everyone from elementary school to high school. It may be because I have yearbooks that go back to kindergarten...but if someone adds me and I remember them (and unless their on this small list of people that I hate as much as I hate tomatoes on my hamburgers) I'll accept a friend request.

The people I don't add are random people who find me..which we've established is damn near impossible now. People who add me because I share common interests or name or something. That's just weird. I have to know you to add you.

Really? Because you refuse to accept my request..racist!! :lmao


I am the same way. My family would always tease me because whenever we went somewhere....I would usually run into someone I knew. I don't mind though...it got me free drinks for the night on 6th Street one time. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Really? Because you refuse to accept my request..racist!! :lmao


How am i racist? We're both white!

[Silver21_Black20]

How am i racist? We're both white!

White on White crime?

[samikeyp]

White on White crime?

Exactly.

[samikeyp]

How am i racist? We're both white!

Not toward me...just in general. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Not toward me...just in general. :lol

whatever. check your facebook. Mr. ihave100000friends

[samikeyp]

whatever. check your facebook. Mr. ihave100000friends

I can't here at work. :depressed

But I will take your word for it and check it at home. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit I think I have an eye infection :(

[ATRAIN]

Dammit I think I have an eye infection :(

Got the money shot in your eye huh?

[ATRAIN]

2 and a half pages of social networking talk???? How the fuck do we go to yesterdays fun racism talk to this horse shit!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Got the money shot in your eye huh?

That's a super gross visual.

[mrsmaalox]

2 and a half pages of social networking talk???? How the fuck do we go to yesterdays fun racism talk to this horse shit!!!

Says the social networking whore LOL

[ATRAIN]

Says the social networking whore LOL

im not really a social networking whore. I hate fucking myspace and have been meaning to delete my account. I dont mess with facebook much these days and twitter, I dont know how the fuck to tweet or whatever the fuck it is.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dammit I think I have an eye infection :(
quit watching dogs taking dumps.

[ATRAIN]

im not really a social networking whore. I hate fucking myspace and have been meaning to delete my account. I dont mess with facebook much these days and twitter, I dont know how the fuck to tweet or whatever the fuck it is.

oh yeah and fuck you for making me talk about the social networking site and thus contributing to the horseshit!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's a super gross visual.
who's the one here that has that animated gif with he-man squirting on that girl? i think it's on britney spears's sister.........

[mrsmaalox]

im not really a social networking whore. I hate fucking myspace and have been meaning to delete my account. I dont mess with facebook much these days and twitter, I dont know how the fuck to tweet or whatever the fuck it is.

Me neither. I have a myspace so I can spy on my kids, the facebook cuz I was forced to, and I have no clue how to twat ;)

[ATRAIN]

who's the one here that has that animated gif with he-man squirting on that girl? i think it's on britney spears's sister.........

wtf when did she have that? Damn ash you nasty!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wtf when did she have that? Damn ash you nasty!!
no...it was a question.

[ashbeeigh]

im not really a social networking whore. I hate fucking myspace and have been meaning to delete my account. I dont mess with facebook much these days and twitter, I dont know how the fuck to tweet or whatever the fuck it is.

says the guy who has everyone from ST on his facebook friends list.

[mrsmaalox]

oh yeah and fuck you for making me talk about the social networking site and thus contributing to the horseshit!!

Oh don't be such a grouch :rolleyes

[florige]

Me neither. I have a myspace so I can spy on my kids, the facebook cuz I was forced to, and I have no clue how to twat ;)



Everybody keeps saying that. :lol I have about 5 friends who say the same thing.

[florige]

no...it was a question.



Dammit I can't remember. Isn't that the same poster who has cum shots on different people too?

[mrsmaalox]

Everybody keeps saying that. :lol I have about 5 friends who say the same thing.

I swear. Go look, there is NOTHING on the page, except my name! Mainly I did it to show my sister in law that I wouldn't love it like she tried to convince me :)

[florige]

I don't accept friend requests from afro americans.



You really don't accept black people Mel?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dammit I can't remember. Isn't that the same poster who has cum shots on different people too?
that's the one i'm talking about

[florige]

I swear. Go look, there is NOTHING on the page, except my name! Mainly I did it to show my sister in law that I wouldn't love it like she tried to convince me :)



Those sites aren't for everybody. I mean guys use it as a means to get laid, :lol but I guess like you were saying earlier, if you aren't trying to meet new people and you already are in contact with the people you know and love (like us here at Spurstalk) then there is really no need to have it.

[florige]

that's the one i'm talking about



Dammit dude I can't remember who it is to save my life. Now it is going to bother me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dammit dude I can't remember who it is to save my life. Now it is going to bother me.
i kinda thought it was you. it may have been trainwreck

[ATRAIN]

says the guy who has everyone from ST on his facebook friends list.

BS there are only 4 I think and 5 if I accept yours.

[ashbeeigh]

BS there are only 4 I think and 5 if I accept yours.

you're saying 4 of yuor 5 friends arr from spurstalk?

[ashbeeigh]

Those sites aren't for everybody. I mean guys use it as a means to get laid, :lol but I guess like you were saying earlier, if you aren't trying to meet new people and you already are in contact with the people you know and love (like us here at Spurstalk) then there is really no need to have it.

That reminds me of this SNL skit:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1420/saturday-night-live-myspace

[ATRAIN]

you're saying 4 of yuor 5 friends arr from spurstalk?

4 of my entire list of friends are from ST.

[ashbeeigh]

4 of my entire list of friends are from ST.

And you're a virgin. Whatever Mr.ihave10001friendsand997arefromspurstalk.

[mrsmaalox]

Those sites aren't for everybody. I mean guys use it as a means to get laid, :lol but I guess like you were saying earlier, if you aren't trying to meet new people and you already are in contact with the people you know and love (like us here at Spurstalk) then there is really no need to have it.

So you guys really can get laid from there?

[florige]

i kinda thought it was you. it may have been trainwreck




Nah it wasn't him or me..:lol I remember because whoever it was didn't have many post. And I am almost sure it is a GS fan too,

[Silver21_Black20]

flo, do you have the same pics on your facebook as you do on your myspace?

[samikeyp]

Flo can get laid anywhere. All he has to say is "scuse me while I whip dis out!" or the other favorite "Where da white wimmen at?"

[ATRAIN]

And you're a virgin. Whatever Mr.ihave10001friendsand997arefromspurstalk.

what virgins cant have friends or what?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nah it wasn't him or me..:lol I remember because whoever it was didn't have many post. And I am almost sure it is a GS fan too,
i found this one, but it's not the size of what was posted here

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/thumb_hemanwx6.gif

[florige]

So you guys really can get laid from there?




I haven't personally. :lol I remembered when I first joined a while back I tried just messaging a few girls to see where it would go, most of them just flat out ignored my ass. Now I have had opportunities, but unfortunately I didn;t feel the same way about the female. :lol All the ones who I wanted to talk to never responded back. Now just about everybody's page on these social sites are private now anyway. The only time I check is when I am checking my messages from people already on my friends list. Like Ash for instance. I sent her a friends request on myspace one time and she flat out ignored my ass too.

[samikeyp]

I haven't personally. :lol I remembered when I first joined a while back I tried just messaging a few girls to see where it would go, most of them just flat out ignored my ass. Now I have had opportunities, but unfortunately I didn;t feel the same way about the female. :lol All the ones who I wanted to talk to never responded back. Now just about everybody's page on these social sites are private now anyway. The only time I check is when I am checking my messages from people already on my friends list. Like Ash for instance. I sent her a friends request on myspace one time and she flat out ignored my ass too.

Ash is scared of the Black man.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I haven't personally. :lol I remembered when I first joined a while back I tried just messaging a few girls to see where it would go, most of them just flat out ignored my ass. Now I have had opportunities, but unfortunately I didn;t feel the same way about the female. :lol All the ones who I wanted to talk to never responded back. Now just about everybody's page on these social sites are private now anyway. The only time I check is when I am checking my messages from people already on my friends list. Like Ash for instance. I sent her a friends request on myspace one time and she flat out ignored my ass too.
i don't think she's down with the brothers. pepper spray, man.

[florige]

flo, do you have the same pics on your facebook as you do on your myspace?



No.:lol And I'm not going to add those douchy ass, juvenile pics to my facebook page. Maybe a face shot. But thats it. I only did that per request. I just never took them down.

[florige]

Ash is scared of the Black man.


i don't think she's down with the brothers. pepper spray, man.




I have no doubt that Ash would pepper spray the shit outta me. Even if I were still in my BPD uniform. :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I haven't personally. :lol I remembered when I first joined a while back I tried just messaging a few girls to see where it would go, most of them just flat out ignored my ass. Now I have had opportunities, but unfortunately I didn;t feel the same way about the female. :lol All the ones who I wanted to talk to never responded back. Now just about everybody's page on these social sites are private now anyway. The only time I check is when I am checking my messages from people already on my friends list. Like Ash for instance. I sent her a friends request on myspace one time and she flat out ignored my ass too.

Did you try showing those girls the pics of your abs?

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't personally. :lol I remembered when I first joined a while back I tried just messaging a few girls to see where it would go, most of them just flat out ignored my ass. Now I have had opportunities, but unfortunately I didn;t feel the same way about the female. :lol All the ones who I wanted to talk to never responded back. Now just about everybody's page on these social sites are private now anyway. The only time I check is when I am checking my messages from people already on my friends list. Like Ash for instance. I sent her a friends request on myspace one time and she flat out ignored my ass too.

Now am I just not seeing it or are there places on those things where you can have a convo with someone? I can see hook ups from here cuz you can get to know if you like someone or not from their posts and then there's pm's. But how do you initiate a convo with a stranger? From what I've seen I don't think I could decide who's worth talking to or not.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash is scared of the Black man.


i don't think she's down with the brothers. pepper spray, man.

But didn't you hear? jungleman and i are getting married.

[samikeyp]

But didn't you hear? jungleman and i are getting married.

yes...out of fear of the Black man.

[ashbeeigh]

yes...out of fear of the Black man.

:wow In fear that he'll steal my fish? Or what?

[samikeyp]

:wow In fear that he'll steal my fish? Or what?

Close...that he will destroy your "tuna"

then again...maybe that is why you are marrying him. Hmmm...



:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

No.:lol And I'm not going to add those douchy ass, juvenile pics to my facebook page. Maybe a face shot. But thats it. I only did that per request. I just never took them down.

:lol Just giving you a hard time.

[florige]

Did you try showing those girls the pics of your abs?


Dude it didn't work. AT ALL! :depressed



Now am I just not seeing it or are there places on those things where you can have a convo with someone? I can see hook ups from here cuz you can get to know if you like someone or not from their posts and then there's pm's. But how do you initiate a convo with a stranger? From what I've seen I don't think I could decide who's worth talking to or not.



Sometimes what I did was check their interest and normally would try to strike up a conversation that way. You know the normal,"hey how are doing" bs. I mean sometimes they would respond back maybe for a few messages. But there are alot of crazy people around too. My sister met this dude off of facebook one time who had a picture of himself when he was 50lbs lighter she said. :lol So I guess I can see why women would be weary of talking back to us doucebags not knowing if you are that same person or someone totally different. Hey Ash, do you get tons of guys hitting on you all the time from these personal sites?

[florige]

:lol Just giving you a hard time.



:lol Oh yeah I know! I knew your husband was going to bust my balls BAD when he saw them lol.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude it didn't work. AT ALL! :depressed

Maybe it is because they were racist. You need to hit up the fat white girls.

[ashbeeigh]

Close...that he will destroy your "tuna"

then again...maybe that is why you are marrying him. Hmmm...



:lol

damn. You know what they say about their black men....flo...is that true?

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol Oh yeah I know! I knew your husband was going to bust my balls BAD when he saw them lol.

You are lucky this isn't a year ago. Those would've already been all over these forums. Much like Horry For 3's dude he was banging and Alvarez with a lei in his mouth.

[ATRAIN]

You are lucky this isn't a year ago. Those would've already been all over these forums. Much like Horry For 3's dude he was banging and Alvarez with a lei in his mouth.

LMAO man those horry pics were classic!!

[florige]

damn. You know what they say about their black men....flo...is that true?



I would say, but I don't wanna cross the line with your fiance Jman.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol Oh yeah I know! I knew your husband was going to bust my balls BAD when he saw them lol.

Yea, though you're lucky he isn't posting as midgetonadonkey anymore or he would have posted them.

[ashbeeigh]

I would say, but I don't wanna cross the line with your fiance Jman.

haha. touche.

[florige]

You are lucky this isn't a year ago. Those would've already been all over these forums. Much like Horry For 3's dude he was banging and Alvarez with a lei in his mouth.



I actually thought about that too! :lol

[florige]

Yea, though you're lucky he isn't posting as midgetonadonkey anymore or he would have posted them.



Thank you Steven .:lol

[mrsmaalox]

You are lucky this isn't a year ago. Those would've already been all over these forums. Much like Horry For 3's dude he was banging and Alvarez with a lei in his mouth.

And then there was Don Quixote with the Sneech star on his face!

[Melmart1]

I think I may be the only one that doesn't accept friend requests from people I knew in high school.

Nobody from h.s. has friend requested me. I doubt those rich bitches want anything to do with me anymore than I do with them. I didn't even get an invite to my 10th reunion if that is any indication.

[Dr. Gonzo]

And then there was Don Quixote with the Sneech star on his face!

You mean this one?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

[jman3000]

I would say, but I don't wanna cross the line with your fiance Jman.

umm... by all means... slander that ho.

[mrsmaalox]

You mean this one?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

That's it :lol I think ATRAIN has a poster size one he uses for dart practice.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nobody from h.s. has friend requested me. I doubt those rich bitches want anything to do with me anymore than I do with them. I didn't even get an invite to my 10th reunion if that is any indication.

I've had two people from my high school send me friend requests but I had no idea who they were. I won't attend my 10th reunion whether I'm invited or not.

[florige]

You mean this one?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg



Was that you or BR Hornet that outed Don Q? I thought BR found his mypace page and posted a link to it?

[jman3000]

I've had two people from my high school send me friend requests but I had no idea who they were. I won't attend my 10th reunion whether I'm invited or not.

Damn. 10th reunion?

You're old.

[samikeyp]

Nobody from h.s. has friend requested me. I doubt those rich bitches want anything to do with me anymore than I do with them. I didn't even get an invite to my 10th reunion if that is any indication.

Fuckin' Richers!:ihit

[Melmart1]

You really don't accept black people Mel?

Did I stutter? Did you not understand? Let me say it in the language of your people?

I no be 'cepting no jive-talking turkeys on the facebook, blud.

[florige]

Damn. 10th reunion?

You're old.



Don't worry J, you will be here one day. :lol

[florige]

Did I stutter? Did you not understand? Let me say it in the language of your people?

I no be 'cepting no jive-talking turkeys on the facebook, blud.



:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn. 10th reunion?

You're old.

No shit! I graduated high school in 2000.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was that you or BR Hornet that outed Don Q? I thought BR found his mypace page and posted a link to it?

It was BR. I just went to it and saved the best pictures to my photobucket.

[samikeyp]

Did I stutter? Did you not understand? Let me say it in the language of your people?

I no be 'cepting no jive-talking turkeys on the facebook, blud.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

No shit! I graduated high school in 2000.

Oh you just hush!!

[Melmart1]

Damn. 10th reunion?

You're old.

:flipoff

If there was such a thing as a 15-yr reunion, mine would be this year. :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

:flipoff

If there was such a thing as a 15-yr reunion, mine would be this year. :lol

Damn you are old.

[Melmart1]

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Ohhh, look! The chinky is here!

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

I sent you a facebook friend request :)

[mrsmaalox]

Damn you are old.

You too, hush!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hotties.jpg

[jman3000]

No shit! I graduated high school in 2000.

I graduated middle school in 2000 if that makes you feel better.

No worries... social security is right around the corner :toast

[jman3000]

The chick in the background ain't half bad.

[florige]

The chick in the background ain't half bad.


Dammit you beat me to it!

[Silver21_Black20]

I graduated middle school in 2000 if that makes you feel better.

No worries... social security is right around the corner :toast

Yea, I remember you being younger then me when I had to buy you beer cause you were underage.

[ashbeeigh]

Thinking about ten year reunions is so underwhelming. Who gives a shit.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a big bush?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mardigan's Family Photo

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z66/lgalang69/32bahahah-med.jpg

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, Flo is going to regret adding me to his FB.

[Silver21_Black20]

It rained a lil bit at my house just now.

[ashbeeigh]

It rained a lil bit at my house just now.

:madrun it better not come down towards the office. I hate driving back on 10 towards De Zavala. People are stupid as shit when it rains. I did see that it was raining up that way though. Fingers crossed the cell rains itself out.

[samikeyp]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a big bush?

I'm guessing dorito...although landing strip came to mind first.

[florige]

Mardigan's Family Photo

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z66/lgalang69/32bahahah-med.jpg





:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[jman3000]

Yea, I remember you being younger then me when I had to buy you beer cause you were underage.

Your age is getting to you.

I turned 21 like 3 months before I ever met you.

You bought me those beers because I told you to :downspin: