Free Quattro Razor (20)

[Melmart1]

Same thing has been happening to me with squash. I dont understand it.

Don't you mean baby corn? Asians put that shit in everything.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh is my facebook friend now.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ashbeeigh is my facebook friend now.

Are you looking through her pics?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you looking through her pics?

Yes I am. :jack

[ashbeeigh]

I understand it stupid. I was making a racist joke. Stupid.

gah! I'm putting you on my "I hate you list" too.

[Melmart1]

gah! I'm putting you on my "I hate you list" too.

but you two are "friends."

[mardigan]

Don't you mean baby corn? Asians put that shit in everything.

Funny

[ashbeeigh]

but you two are "friends."

There's a reason why there are quotes around that word.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you saying you aren't my friend?

[ORION]

Yes I am. :jack
:lol
Send some to me

[ashbeeigh]

Are you saying you aren't my friend?

I'm saying that I don't like your sarcastic tone.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol
Send some to me

You wish, sir. My facebook is 100% boner proof. Or at least I think it is.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol I should have kept that last post the way it was. It was funny.

[ashbeeigh]

oh well.

[ORION]

You wish, sir. My facebook is 100% boner proof. Or at least I think it is.
I don't get boners. What is that?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get boners.

Don't worry. It happens to everyone.

[ORION]

Don't worry. It happens to everyone.
I don't get boners because its stiff 24/7 !

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Take this tech talk to the Geek Zone where it belongs.

[RashoFan]

anyone have a Springfield XD 9mm, 40mm or 45mm? How do you like it...I think I like to own one.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone left most of a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade at my house, so I decided to try one for the first time. I don't get the appeal. At all. Maybe it'd be okay if I added some vodka to it.

[RashoFan]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (5 members and 0 guests)
RashoFan, ashbeeigh+, ATRAIN+, Melmart1+, Condemned 2 HelLA+

what an interesting group to be in the Quattro

[CuckingFunt]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (5 members and 0 guests)
RashoFan, ashbeeigh+, ATRAIN+, Melmart1+, Condemned 2 HelLA+

what an interesting group to be in the Quattro

Be nice if one of them was saying something.

[Melmart1]

Someone left most of a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade at my house, so I decided to try one for the first time. I don't get the appeal. At all. Maybe it'd be okay if I added some vodka to it.

It's free alcohol, that would be appeal enough for me. Now, if I had to pay for it myself ... not so appealing. But most of those flavored malt beverage things aren't.

[timvp]

I didn't realize non-high-schoolers drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.

I wonder if that double dash was grammatically kosher.

*pours out a little mike's hard lemonade to the hebrew homies who couldn't make it off the schnide*

How in the name of that jewish star thing do you spell schnide.

[CuckingFunt]

It's free alcohol, that would be appeal enough for me. Now, if I had to pay for it myself ... not so appealing. But most of those flavored malt beverage things aren't.

The freeness is why I decided to give it a try. I've never had any desire to do so before.


I didn't realize non-high-schoolers drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.

It was a shock to me, as well.

Not only was it not brought by a high-schooler, it was brought by a guy I know to be straight. Maybe he thought there would be some lightweights at my shindig he could get drunk and take advantage of, but all the girls I hang out with are heavy drinkers.

[ORION]

To my nigga SwartzDog
The Star of David. Don't talk shit about my big nose homies

[ORION]

I never died before
Can't be what happened yesterday. I shouldn't stone the crow, no

[Dr. Gonzo]

I never died before
Can't be what happened yesterday. I shouldn't stone the crow, no

They showed them perform that song on Palladium the other day.

[ORION]

They showed them perform that song on Palladium the other day.
Why didn't you tell me? I would of fucking left work busting in my pants as I ran out the door.

[mrsmaalox]

Why didn't you tell me? I would of fucking left work busting in my pants as I ran out the door.

Rather extreme reaction for a song on TV I think.

[ORION]

Rather extreme reaction for a song on TV I think.
And ...
Down and Pantera get me through the day here at work.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They showed them perform that song on Palladium the other day.
what was the name of the show. was it from the download festival?

[ORION]

what was the name of the show. was it from the download festival?
Living in new braunfels you hear more shit about country music bullshit people and river flows

[Dr. Gonzo]

what was the name of the show. was it from the download festival?

Yeah. I didn't see who else performed, I just caught them.

[Dr. Gonzo]

And ...
Down and Pantera get me through the day here at work.

Do you listen to Superjoint Ritual?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. I didn't see who else performed, I just caught them.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/27765367/Download+Festival+2009++Sunday+Only+bigPoster.jpg

http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/webcast/

some of it is being rebroadcast online.

[ORION]

Do you listen to Superjoint Ritual?
Yeah but I don't have them on my BB.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Stained, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch and Korn all on the same stage? I'd be pissed if I had to sit through that shitty lineup.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

luckily it was the first day

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah but I don't have them on my BB.
bb? blackberry?

[ORION]

bb? blackberry?
Yes sir

[Dr. Gonzo]

I never understood the appeal of Slipknot. I've listened to them a few times and couldn't get into it.

[ATRAIN]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/27765367/Download+Festival+2009++Sunday+Only+bigPoster.jpg

http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/webcast/

some of it is being rebroadcast online.

damn where and when was this

[ATRAIN]

Stained, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch and Korn all on the same stage? I'd be pissed if I had to sit through that shitty lineup.

Limp is still around?

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/webcast/

some of it is being rebroadcast online.

I haven't seen any of that on Palladium; I would turn off the TV for sure.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes sir
fag. do you BBM much?

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah. Fag. Real men have Treos.

[mrsmaalox]

fag. do you BBM much?

:lmao

What is BBM?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never understood the appeal of Slipknot. I've listened to them a few times and couldn't get into it.shamefully, i can admit i was a big fan for the first two albums. they got incredibly cheesy really fast.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What is BBM?
blackberry messaging

[Dr. Gonzo]

No worries. For years I was a huge Insane Clown Posse fan.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Limp is still around?
wes came back. not that that will alleviate the suck

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I haven't seen any of that on Palladium; I would turn off the TV for sure.
lame

[ATRAIN]

wes came back. not that that will alleviate the suck

God I hated them soooo much. I always thought he was the only one semi talented in that band.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God I hated them soooo much. I always thought he was the only one semi talented in that band.
i agree with that. i can't believe lightning struck twice with the dj in the group. has to be the luckiest guy.

[mrsmaalox]

lame

Butthead.

[florige]

No worries. For years I was a huge Insane Clown Posse fan.



+1 Man! I loved that band as well.

[ORION]

fag. do you BBM much?

:lmao
You want my PIN don't you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You want my PIN don't you?
no

[mrsmaalox]

You want my PIN don't you?


no

He's lying to you Orion.

[ATRAIN]

+1 Man! I loved that band as well.

You lost all black cred

[ATRAIN]

ICP sucked major donkey balls

I had a friend who loved them and he would want to fight If you talked bad about them.

[florige]

You lost all black cred




lol, Dude I have no idea who these bands are. I just felt left out...:depressed

[Dr. Gonzo]

ICP sucked major donkey balls

I had a friend who loved them and he would want to fight If you talked bad about them.

It's comical shit. I was never that into them but I do still put them on from time to time and listen to them talk about banging fat chicks and homeless women.

[ORION]

no
What do you have? I only use it for business purposes to get a hold of my brother. Its the fastest way when you can't talk.

[mrsmaalox]

What do you have? I only use it for business purposes to get a hold of my brother. Its the fastest way when you can't talk.

Viva breathes, eats, sleeps, shits, fucks 100% iphone ;) It's his baby.

[LOL texans]

Icp rules

[ashbeeigh]

ICP? :lmao Serious? When I thought I was a badass I listened to korn and Limp Bizkit and shit...but ICP was crossing the line into lameness.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva breathes, eats, sleeps, shits, fucks 100% iphone ;) It's his baby.
huh?

[ORION]

Viva breathes, eats, sleeps, shits, fucks 100% iphone ;) It's his baby.

Blah

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Blah
that's what i thought until i got an iphone.

[mrsmaalox]

huh?

Eh I was just trying to think of all the important life functions.

[ORION]

that's what i thought until i got an iphone.
Those that have iphones love iphones and those that have the blackberry love the blacberry. If the iphone had iboobs I'd get it.

[mrsmaalox]

Those that have iphones love iphones and those that have the blackberry love the blacberry. If the iphone had iboobs I'd get it.

I have boobs and an iphone ;) and I love the iphone more!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Those that have iphones love iphones and those that have the blackberry love the blacberry. If the iphone had iboobs I'd get it.
it does. surprisingly i don't have it

[ORION]

it does. surprisingly i don't have it
I thought they canned that.

[mrsmaalox]

I thought they canned that.

Ooh noo there's a bunch of those and naked girl apps. Not much for ladies though.

[ORION]

Ooh noo there's a bunch of those and naked girl apps. Not much for ladies though.
Well maybe I can sell an iwang app to apple then.

[ORION]

Well maybe I can sell an iwang app to apple then.

Maybe if they made an iphone mini :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe if they made an iphone mini :depressed

:lol Aw poor ORION!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://pornfortheblind.org/

[ORION]

http://pornfortheblind.org/
Dude, I know no more ATHF but come on...

[florige]

Dude, I know no more ATHF but come on...



:lol

[Dr.Angus]

Dude, I know no more ATHF but come on...

I hear ya.........

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://pornfortheblind.org/

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

OMG that "2 guys, 1 horse" clip is hilarious :lol

[samikeyp]

Was it the horse that turned you on or the two guys?


...or both?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/210433702-1.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's fucking great.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish I could move like that. I've never been much of a dancer.

[Spur-Addict]

What's most hilarious is when the lady leans in. :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao :lmao

rGOOlcdpfLg

[I. Hustle]

http://numbcranium.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_asian_guys.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mardigan is on the left.

[I. Hustle]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/103520_main.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao :lmao

rGOOlcdpfLg

I think that girls lives across the street from my office.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think that girls lives across the street from my office.

You should add her as a friend on Facebook.

[ORION]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/103520_main.jpg

I think I know her...
Because .............Yesterday don't mean SHIT !!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/103520_main.jpg

nice

[Trainwreck2100]

Did you guys know there's an annonymous email service that lets you tell your sexual partners you have an STD? I want to find that link so i can fuck with people.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you guys know there's an annonymous email service that lets you tell your sexual partners you have an STD? I want to find that link so i can fuck with people.

Here's one.

http://inspotla.org/

[Trainwreck2100]

you gotta warn me when you link to pics of 2 guys who look like one gave the others AIDS

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you guys know there's an annonymous email service that lets you tell your sexual partners you have an STD? I want to find that link so i can fuck with people.
i need to find one so i can write a long rant on this co-worker down the hall from me. it has to be a tick of some sorts, but just imagine someone hacking up stuff...................but not spitting it out....................allllllllllllllllllllllllll llllll f'ing day.

it's so gross.

[ashbeeigh]

You should add her as a friend on Facebook.

But how will I find her with a name like "Maria Gonzalez"? And PS you two added me as friends first.

[Silver21_Black20]

But how will I find her with a name like "Maria Gonzalez"? And PS you two added me as friends first.

That's true. I'm sure the majority of the "Maria Gonzalez" have sharpie eyebrows. And PS, yes we did.

[mrsmaalox]

i need to find one so i can write a long rant on this co-worker down the hall from me. it has to be a tick of some sorts, but just imagine someone hacking up stuff...................but not spitting it out....................allllllllllllllllllllllllll llllll f'ing day.

it's so gross.

Haven't you downloaded an Annoyings Sounds app or a Fart app yet? Give em a dose of their own medicine!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Haven't you downloaded an Annoyings Sounds app or a Fart app yet? Give em a dose of their own medicine!
but of course, but i wouldn't use that here. i just used that in confined places.

[ORION]

I just have to say this and Viva will probably agree that it doesn't get anymore metal than Phil Anselmo. I want to be punched in the face by him.

[Trainwreck2100]

i have a new internet adediction, i go to this relationship advice board i found during one of my travails across the internet and i laugh at the people's problems

[CuckingFunt]

i have a new internet adediction, i go to this relationship advice board i found during one of my travails across the internet and i laugh at the people's problems

You might be even more bitter than Viva.

[Melmart1]

http://imgur.com/3GUnR.jpg

[TheQuattro]

i have a new internet adediction, i go to this relationship advice board i found during one of my travails across the internet and i laugh at the people's problems

Why do that when there is so much to laugh about your own pathetic life?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Trainwreck, have you ever gotten a blow job or hand job?

[TheQuattro]

Trainwreck, have you ever gotten a blow job or hand job?

He's more into sweeping jobs.

[ashbeeigh]

http://imgur.com/3GUnR.jpg

lol. I was like "Mel and Robert Patison? WTF?" And then I looked off to the left. He's going to be at Comic Con...a tweens first orgasm.

[CuckingFunt]

http://imgur.com/3GUnR.jpg

I hope this happens in the next movie, since I am undoubtedly going to be dragged by a friend of mine during opening week.

[mrsmaalox]

Trainwreck, have you ever gotten a blow job or hand job?

Isn't that all he ever gets? :(

[ashbeeigh]

I hope this happens in the next movie, since I am undoubtedly going to be dragged by a friend of mine during opening week.

I haven't even seen the first one. I don't get it. But I'm not like all "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."about books becoming movies. Or hot boys that are younger then me. Which every single one of those guys is.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to stop signing up for store mailing lists when I know I'll never buy stuff from that particular store. Like I'm actually going to buy a $150 Marc Jacobs top or $200 Seven jeans. And that's on sale.

[mrsmaalox]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x218/bryan_mrtz/funny%20pics/hahagreat.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

flo has been absent these past few days. Wonder why.

[ashbeeigh]

flo has been absent these past few days. Wonder why.

Doesn't he work at night? Maybe he's sleeping.

[Silver21_Black20]

Doesn't he work at night? Maybe he's sleeping.

Yea but he was here in the mornings. Maybe he is coming up with some good gringo smack.

[Silver21_Black20]

Or maybe it is stuff like this that scared him away. People are so inconsiderate.



http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x218/bryan_mrtz/funny%20pics/hahagreat.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just have to say this and Viva will probably agree that it doesn't get anymore metal than Phil Anselmo. I want to be punched in the face by him.
i don't know
http://www.the-isb.com/images/DioRock.jpg

[florige]

Yea but he was here in the mornings. Maybe he is coming up with some good gringo smack.



None of you guys were here the last few mornings. Well you weren't posting in here anyway. And Ash you have alot of pictures. lol

[Silver21_Black20]

None of you guys were here the last few mornings. Well you weren't posting in here anyway. And Ash you have alot of pictures. lol

If no one is posting then you have to start the convo flo, duh!

[Dr. Gonzo]

None of you guys were here the last few mornings. Well you weren't posting in here anyway. And Ash you have alot of pictures. lol

There is a funny one where she has white stuff splattered all over her face.

[florige]

If no one is posting then you have to start the convo flo, duh!


Wait I did try and post. But Steven. Viva, and Atrain were talking about rock bands or something. lol

[florige]

There is a funny one where she has white stuff splattered all over her face.



:lol I think I missed that one.

[ashbeeigh]

There is a funny one where she has white stuff splattered all over her face.

It was shaving cream and chocolate. It was during my internship. Or that a recent one? I literally got sun screen in my eyes at the river a few weeks ago. It was pretty funny.

257 is nothing. I have some friends that have 1000s of pictures. WTF? Why do you need 1000s? I have a lot because they go back all the way to my sophomore year of college I've been out of school for 2 years. So that's 4 years?

[ashbeeigh]

Or maybe it is stuff like this that scared him away. People are so inconsiderate.

I had that cabbage patch doll!

And I was a bald little baby...hmmm.... :lmao



naw.....

[florige]

It was shaving cream and chocolate. It was during my internship.

257 is nothing. I have some friends that have 1000s of pictures. WTF? Why do you need 1000s? I have a lot because they go back all the way to my sophomore year of college I've been out of school for 2 years. So that's 4 years?



Yeah I noticed you looked younger in some than others.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you :jack to any of the pictures?

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah I noticed you looked younger in some than others.

Are you calling me old!?! Bastard!

[ashbeeigh]

I've got to get my post on. I have to train someone how to input data...in five minutes

[florige]

Did you :jack to any of the pictures?



Just two of them.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had that cabbage patch doll!

And I was a bald little baby...hmmm.... :lmao



naw.....

I don't know, that baby doesn't look like it has a wonky eye.

[mrsmaalox]

Or maybe it is stuff like this that scared him away. People are so inconsiderate.

Aw gee. It wasn't even meant for Flo-----aren't white babies just some of the most unattractive little critters?

[ashbeeigh]

Just two of them.

lmfao. Which two?


I don't know, that baby doesn't look like it has a wonky eye.

I think that kid has more fucked up eyes then I do now.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This baby is adorable.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/funnypartcombeanbaby6uy.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Aw gee. It wasn't even meant for Flo-----aren't white babies just some of the most unattractive little critters?

I was kidding and yes, white people are ugly.

[florige]

lmfao. Which two?

I think that kid has more fucked up eyes then I do now.




I can't remember Ash honestly. I was too into the moment.

[mrsmaalox]

lmfao. Which two?



I think that kid has more fucked up eyes then I do now.

If that was my baby I probably would have dropped him off at the fire station shortly after birth.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was kidding and yes, white people are ugly.
word

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If that was my baby I probably would have dropped him off at the fire station shortly after birth.
you are a wise latina

[mrsmaalox]

I was kidding and yes, white people are ugly.

:lol yes, but do they have an alibi?

[ashbeeigh]

I can't remember Ash honestly. I was too into the moment.

A lot of good you are.

[mrsmaalox]

you are a wise latina

Fucking a, I could be a Supreme Court Justice or something.

[florige]

I was kidding and yes, white people are ugly.



What about black people?

[Silver21_Black20]

A lot of good you are.

Why does it matter which ones he :jack to?

[Dr. Gonzo]

What about black people?

This black baby is cute.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/194-monkey-baby.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What about black people?
black don't crack

[Silver21_Black20]

What about black people?

Depends.

[florige]

This black baby is cute.

http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/194-monkey-baby.jpg




Maybe it is a good thing that pic didn't come up. lol

[Silver21_Black20]

And that flo, is how you get the Quattro going.

[adrianini]

Did you guys know there's an annonymous email service that lets you tell your sexual partners you have an STD? I want to find that link so i can fuck with people.
Trainwreck: It's obvious you never made it past elementary school.

[mrsmaalox]

What about black people?

Er I don't know Flo, you tell us

http://www.ratemymotivational.com/motivationals/13225-NIGRAS-Jesus_fucking_christ.jpg

[florige]

Depends.



You married a black man in Steven. So I think you like them.

[Silver21_Black20]

Trainwreck: It's obvious you never made it past elementary school.

Uh oh!

[Melmart1]

lol. I was like "Mel and Robert Patison? WTF?" And then I looked off to the left. He's going to be at Comic Con...a tweens first orgasm.

Haha, I decided not to add commentary for that reason, to see peoples' reactions. It would be badass if Blade just came in and killed them in the next sequel. Of course, then there would be a mass suicide of tweens and even though my black heart doesn't think this is necessarily a bad idea ... well, we'll leave it at that.

[florige]

This black baby is cute.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/194-monkey-baby.jpg




:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Why does it matter which ones he :jack to?

Just curious. Because until a few days ago this never dawned on me...guys using facebook to :jack Naive I guess.

[Silver21_Black20]

You married a black man in Steven. So I think you like them.

:lol A black man was IN Steven .... Ewww!

[florige]

Er I don't know Flo, you tell us

http://www.ratemymotivational.com/motivationals/13225-NIGRAS-Jesus_fucking_christ.jpg



Even the normally mild mannered Maalox is starting to get nasty! :lol

[adrianini]

Depends.
Black people are just like whites (including Hispanics) and Asians.
Some are incredibly intelligent, some are depressingly stupid.
They're human beings.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just curious. Because until a few days ago this never dawned on me...guys using facebook to :jack Naive I guess.

But you are fully clothed in all your pics and you have this Corky-esque smile going on. But if that floats flo's and Steven's boat.

[Silver21_Black20]

Black people are just like whites (including Hispanics) and Asians.
Some are incredibly intelligent, some are depressingly stupid.
They're human beings.

No shit!

[CuckingFunt]

I was kidding and yes, white people are ugly.

Hey, now. Let's not get silly.

[florige]

But you are fully clothed in all your pics and you have this Corky-esque smile going on. But if that floats flo's and Steven's boat.



Ash does look like she has a fake smile or something. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Even the normally mild mannered Maalox is starting to get nasty! :lol

But I'm too chicken to post this cutie pie

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/3482610ad48bef.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Ash does look like she has a fake smile or something. :lol

I blame all this on y'all! Whenever I really smile it's off to the side and shitty. And then I get crap from everyone. So I don't put them online..or print them..or anything.

[florige]

I blame all this on y'all! Whenever I really smile it's off to the side and shitty. And then I get crap from everyone. So I don't put them online..or print them..or anything.



So Ash what happened with that guy you were dreaming about the other day that you said you wanted to make love to?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

So Ash what happened with that guy you were dreaming about the other day that you said you wanted to make love to?

Please, God, no.

Just no.

[CuckingFunt]

Please, God, no.

Just no.

Seconded.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Christ, what's up with ginormous amount of feline threads?

Take it to the mini forum, per favore.

[CuckingFunt]

Christ, what's up with ginormous amount of feline threads?

Take it to the mini forum, per favore.

Don't know that two qualifies as ginormous.

I will admit that they mystify me, though. Don't get the point of starting a thread over a pet death, or of acting like an ass in such a thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't know, there seems to be cat threads up every week. Or at least it seems that way.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And golf is the most humbling and expensive sport on Earth. It's be much easier if the dude in the Pro Shop just kicked me in the juevos and took my wallet so I wouldn't waste 5 hours of my life trying to bring my handicap down.

I now remember why I stopped playing years ago.

[ashbeeigh]

So Ash what happened with that guy you were dreaming about the other day that you said you wanted to make love to?

My previous beliefs were reconfirmed with this status update yesterday morning: "i dont want to know your name as long as your gone by the time i wake up. you have 8 to 10 hours."

[florige]

My previous beliefs were reconfirmed with this status update yesterday morning: "i dont want to know your name as long as your gone by the time i wake up. you have 8 to 10 hours."




:lol You sure it's no Jman?

[florige]

Don't know that two qualifies as ginormous.

I will admit that they mystify me, though. Don't get the point of starting a thread over a pet death, or of acting like an ass in such a thread.



I never understood that either.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol You sure it's no Jman?

Yeah. This guy can't grow a stache to save his life.

[ashbeeigh]

when my cat died i posted about it, but I bumped an old thread. No need to start a new one for something that has already been talked about.

[Melmart1]

Who is adrianini, are they related to ATRAIN and if so, are they on the muscle juice, too?

[ShoogarBear]

heh heh heh. She said, "muscle juice". heh heh heh heh

[ashbeeigh]

Who is adrianini, are they related to ATRAIN and if so, are they on the muscle juice, too?

It's the virgin spawn of marini and atrain.

[marini martini]

It's the virgin spawn of marini and atrain.

Shut your filthy mouth Ash!!! I know your people!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Shut your filthy mouth Ash!!! I know your people!!!

Indeed, this is true. Have you seen my people lately (aka Jenna?) I haven't seen her in ages.

[marini martini]

No............but my illegitimate love child is getting together with Turner & Tiff Sat.

[ashbeeigh]

No............but my illegitimate love child is getting together with Turner & Tiff Sat.

:lol That's fabulous! Tiff's wedding pictures (on facebook...) were so beautiful! That was like a year and a half ago...geez.

[ORION]

i don't know
http://www.the-isb.com/images/DioRock.jpg

Ronnie James is heavy too and one of my favorites but Anselmo is something else.

[ORION]

heh heh heh. She said, "muscle juice". heh heh heh heh
Hey ! You can't say muscle juice at work !

[CuckingFunt]

Hey ! You can't say muscle juice at work !

I can think of a few professions where it would be encouraged, actually.

[ORION]

I can think of a few professions where it would be encouraged, actually.
A cook at Wendy's ?

[Summers]

I didn't think this was new-thread worthy, but I have to tell y'all about a bizarro call I got today. The business line is forwarding to my cell because that's easier than my trying to remember to check the voicemail twice a day. Anway, so the phone rings, adn I answer "This is (my real first name)".

"Uh... who?"

"This is (...)."

"Is this the Whatever Jail?"

"No..."

"This is (...)?"

"Yes! But this isn't a jail."

"Oh. What's your last name?"

"... Why would I tell you that if you're trying to call the JAIL??"

"Oh... because... you got a nice voice."

"Wow, that was smooth, but I'm hanging up now, freak."

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's the virgin spawn of marini and atrain.

So ATRAIN is into necrophillia too?

[Summers]

A cook at Wendy's ?

Mm... muscle juice.

[Summers]

So ATRAIN is into necrophillia too?

Mm... formadehyde.

[ashbeeigh]

"Uh... who?"

"This is (...)."

"Is this the Whatever Jail?"

"No..."

"This is (...)?"

"Yes! But this isn't a jail."

"Oh. What's your last name?"

"... Why would I tell you that if you're trying to call the JAIL??"

"Oh... because... you got a nice voice."

"Wow, that was smooth, but I'm hanging up now, freak."

When I had my 214 number about 2 years ago I only gave it to my co-workers , a few friends, and family. However, some random ass ghetto guy started calling me...and he just wanted to chat. I was like "umm wtf?" First he asked me if I had been to some club and I was like "No...I'm not allowed to drink this summer...so that's a no..." I was so so so so glad that I didn't stay in Dallas and changed my number back to an SA number.

[timvp]

:sleep I'm one tired son of a Laker fan.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't think this was new-thread worthy, but I have to tell y'all about a bizarro call I got today. The business line is forwarding to my cell because that's easier than my trying to remember to check the voicemail twice a day. Anway, so the phone rings, adn I answer "This is (my real first name)".

Are you serious? This is totally new thread worthy :toast

It'll all get lost in here without some good B2B rants.

[ORION]

:sleep I'm one tired son of a Laker fan.
Well do your push ups and stomach crunches in the morning instead of late at night.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just have to say this and Viva will probably agree that it doesn't get anymore metal than Phil Anselmo.

Nope.


i don't know
http://www.the-isb.com/images/DioRock.jpg

Nope.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/Metallic_Slayer/Lemmy2.jpg?t=1248396911

Winner.

For good measure:


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/poundingmetal13/Lemmy-Alcohol-cartoon.jpg

[ORION]

Are you serious? This is totally new thread worthy :toast

It'll all get lost in here without some good B2B rants.
You should start a new thread about how cool and funny I am.

[ORION]

Nope.



Nope.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/Metallic_Slayer/Lemmy2.jpg?t=1248396911

Winner.

For good measure:


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/poundingmetal13/Lemmy-Alcohol-cartoon.jpg
I like Lemmy too but Phil still kicks ass. Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or Phil?

[mrsmaalox]

You should start a new thread about how cool and funny I am.

Yes I should! But then there'll be a bunch of jerks crying about why no one ever starts threads about them, and then more fuckwads will show up to bitch about how lame it is to get butthurt over not having threads started about them, and then other douchebags will be pissed about too many threads, and on and on. So better just keep it here between the 2 of us :toast

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I like Lemmy too but Phil still kicks ass. Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or Phil?

This should help clear things up some:


gjaCgF5MKDM&feature=related

[ORION]

Yes I should! But then there'll be a bunch of jerks crying about why no one ever starts threads about them, and then more fuckwads will show up to bitch about how lame it is to get butthurt over not having threads started about them, and then other douchebags will be pissed about too many threads, and on and on. So better just keep it here between the 2 of us :toast

You know ATRAIN all too well.

[samikeyp]

Lemme IS God! :tu

[ORION]

Lemme IS God! :tu

You too ?! Can I get anyone to agree that Anselmo is the heaviest.

[florige]

You too ?! Can I get anyone to agree that Anselmo is the heaviest.



Ughhhh hey O, that nail is almost off man! :bang

[ORION]

Ughhhh hey O, that nail is almost off man! :bang
Dude I'm suprised it lastest that long? Just rip it off and let the new one grow it.

[florige]

Dude I'm suprised it lastest that long? Just rip it off and let the new one grow it.



I did it this morning by mistake. Yeah it took a long time for it to come off though.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You too ?! Can I get anyone to agree that Anselmo is the heaviest.

Seth Putnam

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BSyo--G5kfY/R7yTE7tmjQI/AAAAAAAAAOI/4acXaFsEYUk/s400/seth_putnam.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Steven and I went for an hour walk, at this trail by our house, last night and my feet hurt.

[Melmart1]

Steven and I went for an hour walk, at this trail by our house, last night and my feet hurt.

Did you go barefoot? Trying to get your feet as dirty as ashbeeigh's?

[florige]

Steven and I went for an hour walk, at this trail by our house, last night and my feet hurt.

Steven walked an hour? What are you working on your hops?

[samikeyp]

Did you go barefoot? Trying to get your feet as dirty as ashbeeigh's?

Nothing is that dirty...except maybe Pepcid's snizz.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you go barefoot? Trying to get your feet as dirty as ashbeeigh's?

:lol I was wearing Shox, I should have worn just regular Nike's.

[Silver21_Black20]

Steven walked an hour? What are you working on your hops?

Yes, he walked an hour and it was his idea. AND I took the dog for a short walk this morning.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Steven walked an hour? What are you working on your hops?

I'm trying to raise my vertical to 5 inches.

[Melmart1]

:lol I was wearing Shox, I should have worn just regular Nike's.

I don't know the difference, I wear adidas and new balance. nikes hurt my feet for some reason.

[Melmart1]

Damn, where did flo go? I was gonna go all marge schott on his ass.

[Melmart1]

Yes, he walked an hour and it was his idea.

Damn, is he going to start eating tofu and lemongrass shakes next?

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, is he going to start eating tofu and lemongrass shakes next?

We would like to try sushi at a restaurant but don't know which ones are good. Any suggestions?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Damn, is he going to start eating tofu and lemongrass shakes next?

What the hell is lemongrass? Can I put in a tortilla?

[ORION]

I'm trying to raise my vertical to 5 inches.
Not trying to sound fucking gay but good job for the both of you. I weight 230 right before my son was born and a few months later a friend had a heart attack at 40. I said to myself I need to be there for my family so I started working out but know I play ball and I'm back to 185. The goal is to be around to be there foe my kids and to piss off my sons friend's dads and turn on their moms.

[ORION]

What the hell is lemongrass? Can I put in a tortilla?
Its what the fagulas take to detox the semen in their system

[Melmart1]

We would like to try sushi at a restaurant but don't know which ones are good. Any suggestions?

Goro's

or Godai http://www.godaisushi.com/

[Melmart1]

What the hell is lemongrass? Can I put in a tortilla?

Not if you want to have something tasty to eat. :lol

[florige]

What the hell is lemongrass? Can I put in a tortilla?


Yeah Mel what the hell is lemongrass?

[florige]

I'm trying to raise my vertical to 5 inches.



Were you tired afterwards man?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Never used it, but the Thai restaurant I go to makes a mean yellow curry chicken with it.

Amazingly, it has a citrus flavor.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not trying to sound fucking gay but good job for the both of you. I weight 230 right before my son was born and a few months later a friend had a heart attack at 40. I said to myself I need to be there for my family so I started working out but know I play ball and I'm back to 185. The goal is to be around to be there foe my kids and to piss off my sons friend's dads and turn on their moms.

fag

[Dr. Gonzo]

Were you tired afterwards man?

Yeah but it wasn't too bad. I didn't pass out or anything. I've dropped 25 lbs since I stopped drinking but I still need to drop another 30-40 lbs for me to be where I want to be.

[Melmart1]

Yeah Mel what the hell is lemongrass?

Lemon grass be native to India. dat be widely used as a herb in Asian cuisine. dat gots a citrus flavor and kin be dried and powdered, o` used fresh.
Lemon grass be commonly used in teas, soups, and curries. dat be also suitable fo` poultry, fish, and seafood. dat be uhten used as a tea in African and Latin American countries (e.g., Togo, Mexico, DR Congo).

Research also shows that lemon grass oil gots anti-fungal properties.[1]

http://www.ghettotranslator.com/translateurl.php?url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbopogon

[Dr. Gonzo]

Lemon grass be native to India. dat be widely used as a herb in Asian cuisine. dat gots a citrus flavor and kin be dried and powdered, o` used fresh.
Lemon grass be commonly used in teas, soups, and curries. dat be also suitable fo` poultry, fish, and seafood. dat be uhten used as a tea in African and Latin American countries (e.g., Togo, Mexico, DR Congo).

Research also shows that lemon grass oil gots anti-fungal properties.[1]

http://www.ghettotranslator.com/translateurl.php?url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbopogon

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/IAPPROVE.jpg

[florige]

Yeah but it wasn't too bad. I didn't pass out or anything. I've dropped 25 lbs since I stopped drinking but I still need to drop another 30-40 lbs for me to be where I want to be.



Yeah walking can be tough. Especially for a damn hour. It's also easier when you have someone to walk with you.

[ORION]

fag

:lol
I deserved that , but when little mijo wants to go to the mall to check out chicks and you have to rent an electric scooter you will remember this conversation.

[florige]

Lemon grass be native to India. dat be widely used as a herb in Asian cuisine. dat gots a citrus flavor and kin be dried and powdered, o` used fresh.
Lemon grass be commonly used in teas, soups, and curries. dat be also suitable fo` poultry, fish, and seafood. dat be uhten used as a tea in African and Latin American countries (e.g., Togo, Mexico, DR Congo).

Research also shows that lemon grass oil gots anti-fungal properties.[1]

http://www.ghettotranslator.com/translateurl.php?url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbopogon





:lmao Thats okay Mel!

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol
I deserved that , but when little mijo wants to go to the mall to check out chicks and you have to rent an electric scooter you will remember this conversation.

Can I get the scooter from you?

[florige]

:lol
I deserved that , but when little mijo wants to go to the mall to check out chicks and you have to rent an electric scooter you will remember this conversation.



Dude I didn't even know you were married, not to mention kids.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not trying to sound fucking gay but good job for the both of you. I weight 230 right before my son was born and a few months later a friend had a heart attack at 40. I said to myself I need to be there for my family so I started working out but know I play ball and I'm back to 185. The goal is to be around to be there foe my kids and to piss off my sons friend's dads and turn on their moms.

That's very cool. I want to firm up more than lose weight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude I didn't even know you were married, not to mention kids.

Don't pay him no mind. They are imaginary.

[samikeyp]

What the hell is lemongrass? Can I put in a tortilla?

Or as Mardigan says...Remongrass. :)


Goro's is good.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

This stupid twat just will not stop calling/texting me.

Last night's text at 3 AM: What doen WTF do you think I'm doing at 3 AM during the work week? And who talks like that at 30?

Never met a more persistent cunny. Mind you, I've probably hung out with her 4 times in the last 6 years and haven't seen her in two. And I still get a call in the early morning at least twice a month.

It's getting to be rather annoying. Just let it go, sweetie.

Let. It. Go.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't pay him no mind. They are imaginary.

Just like his hot female co-workers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This stupid twat just will not stop calling/texting me.

Last night's text at 3 AM: What doen WTF do you think I'm doing at 3 AM during the work week? And who talks like that at 30?

Never met a more persistent cunny. Mind you, I've probably hung out with her 4 times in the last 6 years and haven't seen her in two. And I still get a call in the early morning at least twice a month.

It's getting to be rather annoying. Just let it go, sweetie.

Let. It. Go.

Give her the pinga. That's all she need to let it go.