Free Quattro Razor (20)

[florige]

Sometimes i wish i was black so i could enjoy the endless House of Payne/Meet the Browns promos




I hate anything that has Tyler Perry's name attached to it. House of Payne is quite possibly the unfunniest show I have watched in a very long time.

[Trainwreck2100]

omg. Worst shows ever. Add Girlfriends to the list though.


I hate anything that has Tyler Perry's name attached to it. House of Payne is quite possibly the unfunniest show I have watched in a very long time.

I have a soft spot in my heart for Homeboys in Outer Space, Malcolm and Eddie, and Sparks.

sparks gave us terrance howard people, and it gave uncle phil a job when Fresh prince went off the air

[Dr. Gonzo]

I really enjoyed watching The Parkers.

[Trainwreck2100]

I really enjoyed watching The Parkers.

and smart guy and sister sister

[ATRAIN]

+1 redheads are freaks, faux redheads are wannabe freaks that tend to have clammidia because they weren't born freaks

what are +1 redheads?

[Silver21_Black20]

Your husband was black last week. I guess he changed his mind or something. lol

Like Shoog said, in my dreams. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Like Shoog said, in my dreams. lol

:depressed

[Trainwreck2100]

what are +1 redheads?

not +1 redheads

+1, redheads i forgot the comma

[florige]

I have a soft spot in my heart for Homeboys in Outer Space, Malcolm and Eddie, and Sparks.

sparks gave us terrance howard people, and it gave uncle phil a job when Fresh prince went off the air



Sparks was okay. I didn't know Tyler Perry produced that show.

[ATRAIN]

not +1 redheads

+1, redheads i forgot the comma

lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Sparks was okay. I didn't know Tyler Perry produced that show.

he didn't but homeboys in outer space, sparks, and malcolm and eddie have something in common, keyword HOMEBOYS. I'll let you figure out the rest. Also a different world sucked

[Trainwreck2100]

One of my greatest regrets in life was not keeping in touch with the cuteass redhead from my freshmen year in high school, she liked wrestling AND wasn't fat Alas she walked out of my lie forever.

[mardigan]

LMAO yup pretty much what M said. Whats going on M, havent you seen you around in a while.

Nada man, just moved back to Austin pretty recently from the Querque, just been workin. How you been?

[florige]

he didn't but homeboys in outer space, sparks, and malcolm and eddie have something in common, keyword HOMEBOYS. I'll let you figure out the rest. Also a different world sucked




:lol

[ATRAIN]

Nada man, just moved back to Austin pretty recently from the Querque, just been workin. How you been?

You in A town? Where you workin? Ive been aight.

[florige]

I really enjoyed watching The Parkers.



Dude I thought you said one of your favorites was So Raven?

[mardigan]

You in A town? Where you workin? Ive been aight.

I work for the whips and chains of the almighty UPS. And yea, Im up in North Austin.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude I thought you said one of your favorites was So Raven?

I like that one too.

[Trainwreck2100]

How could i forget the Cosby show

[Trainwreck2100]

How could i forget the Cosby show

Seriously that show opened so many doors, it showed how hilarious life can be when your dad is a doctor and your mom is a lawyer

[florige]

Seriously that show opened so many doors, it showed how hilarious life can be when your dad is a doctor and your mom is a lawyer




What about Family Matters. That gave us the blessing of Steve Urkel.

[Trainwreck2100]

What about Family Matters. That gave us the blessing of Steve Urkel.


You mean the character that was originally a one shot, but ended up being the thing that kept the show running?


CBS ruined that show for me

[florige]

You mean the character that was originally a one shot, but ended up being the thing that kept the show running?


CBS ruined that show for me



Yeah that guy. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

well
CBS ruined that show for me, fuck you CBS for ruining one of the great shows of all time

[ashbeeigh]

I work for the whips and chains of the almighty UPS. And yea, Im up in North Austin.

UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA. :lol

[florige]

UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA. :lol



Are you going?

[mrsmaalox]

UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA. :lol

No way a Wii?? Man that elevates it to "event" status ;)

[ashbeeigh]

Are you going?

indeed. I haven't played beer pong in years.


No way a Wii?? Man that elevates it to "event" status ;)

Life changing even. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

WTF Maury isn't running a paternity episode today damnit

[Dr. Gonzo]

WTF Maury isn't running a paternity episode today damnit

Is it fat kid day?

[Silver21_Black20]

No, it's the, "My 13 yr old daughter is a slut and has sex for shoes."

[Trainwreck2100]

Is it fat kid day?

No it's my teenage daughter is a whore day, fat kid day is pretty much gone. Maury's topics are now,

"wild crazy video"
"lie detector cheater"
"paternity episodes"
"my daughter is a whore"
"I treat my woman like shit"(I don't see what's wrong with it but whatever)
with a smidgen of other diff. topics put in during the month

but the ones listed are his heavy hitters

I'm really glad they shy away from "freak o the week" episodes now

[Dr. Gonzo]

I once saw one where a chick had sex for a cheeseburger. This was how the epic conversation went down.

Maury: You even say you had sex for a cheeseburger.
Slutty Fat Teen: Yeah I did.
Maury: Why would you have sex for a cheeseburger?
Slutty Fat Teen: Cause cheeseburgers are good!
Studio Audience: Boo!!!
Slutty Fat Teen: You don't know me! You don't know me!

[Trainwreck2100]

I once saw one where a chick had sex for a cheeseburger. This was how the epic conversation went down.

Maury: You even say you had sex for a cheeseburger.
Slutty Fat Teen: Yeah I did.
Maury: Why would you have sex for a cheeseburger?
Slutty Fat Teen: Cause cheeseburgers are good!
Studio Audience: Boo!!!
Slutty Fat Teen: You don't know me! You don't know me!

My favorite was this girl begging the men out there to come forward if they had sex with her cause she was such a drugged up whore she doesn't remember who she fucked. I remember thinking sure bitch some guy would saddle himself for 18 years a free flight to NY and $500

[Strike]

WTF Maury isn't running a paternity episode today damnit

Those are the best. Especially when it's "(guy's name), you are NOT the father!"

Always followed by the mom running off the stage screaming and crying. :lol Hits close to home for me.

[marini martini]

I once saw one where a chick had sex for a cheeseburger. This was how the epic conversation went down.

Maury: You even say you had sex for a cheeseburger.
Slutty Fat Teen: Yeah I did.
Maury: Why would you have sex for a cheeseburger?
Slutty Fat Teen: Cause cheeseburgers are good!
Studio Audience: Boo!!!
Slutty Fat Teen: You don't know me! You don't know me!

Hey....that sounds like the girl from Nixon, that Jman used to date!

[Melmart1]

Good thing I didn't post my watermelon joke.

Post it! I love me a good jungle melon joke.

[Melmart1]

i ate some kuskus and suddenly have the urge to blow up a building, slap around my 7 wives, and protect my land from the foreign capitalist pigs

Seven wives and you STILL can't get laid? You are doing something wrong!

[Melmart1]

Couscous or kuskus as it is known in Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt

As you can see i am the true camel jockey here

You gotdamned raghead! This is America, say couscous or get the fuck out!

[Melmart1]

with grape soda or grape koolaid?

When I was in Japan, a black man gave me Sake mixed with tropical punch kool-aid. No joke.

[Melmart1]

UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA. :lol

My friend Marcus works in the warehouse. Those are some crazy drinking mofos. Be careful! And if you see a man with a scragly beard and curly hair that is one of two Mexicans taller than 5'8", that is him. Go say hello to him.

[ashbeeigh]

My friend Marcus works in the warehouse. Those are some crazy drinking mofos. Be careful! And if you see a man with a scragly beard and curly hair that is one of two Mexicans taller than 5'8", that is him. Go say hello to him.

All I know is that these people try to get businesses to do all their shipping with UPS, so they go out a lot. One of them was like 'I love my job. I get to go to titty bars and go golfing all day. Score me me." I was like "Fabulous." If i see this Marcus fellow, I will. But, i think I already know most of them. And he doesn't sound familiar.

[Melmart1]

All I know is that these people try to get businesses to do all their shipping with UPS, so they go out a lot. One of them was like 'I love my job. I get to go to titty bars and go golfing all day. Score me me." I was like "Fabulous." If i see this Marcus fellow, I will. But, i think I already know most of them. And he doesn't sound familiar.

No, you are just saying that because I said he was Mexican. If I said he was white, you would have said "oh, introduce him to me." Racist!

[jman3000]

Ummm Jman as the only other black guy here, can you give me a little help please? lol

:lol I'm sorry my brotha. These crackas and spics are just messin around.

[jman3000]

Hahaha ... poor flo!

Oh and you're on your own here, jman is a dirty Mexican.

jman = Spanish. My Mexican blood is like 20%.

[jman3000]

why is ashbeeigh the whore for acronymed organizations?

[ashbeeigh]

No, you are just saying that because I said he was Mexican. If I said he was white, you would have said "oh, introduce him to me." Racist!

darn it. You caught me.:rolleyes

[samikeyp]

Ok...i'm confused...is Ashbeeigh a racist or a whore? :wtf

[mookie2001]

ashbeighs an elitist, shes like a younger spurswoman

[samikeyp]

Only SpursWoman is SpursWoman....only Ashbeeigh is Ashbeeigh.

[Summers]

Damnit, you log off for 6 hours and the quattro thread makes no sense at all.

[Summers]

Hey, do any of you use daily shower cleaners? I bought the Method one about a month ago and it doesn't really work. I don't want to hang that big scrubbing bubbles contraption in my shower. Does anyone use a spray daily cleaner that works?

[jman3000]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that Ashbeeigh is racist. I think as long as it has a penis and can forrm semi coherent sentences she's good to go.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey, do any of you use daily shower cleaners? I bought the Method one about a month ago and it doesn't really work. I don't want to hang that big scrubbing bubbles contraption in my shower. Does anyone use a spray daily cleaner that works?

Believe me I've used them all and the only one that has really worked is that Scrubbing Bubbles thing. First one I had lasted about a year; I scrubbed the shower from top to bottom, tilexed everything and hung that thing up and never worried about it again! I'm on my second one and I have a spare one waiting cuz I won't live without one ever again! I should make a commercial.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeighs an elitist, shes like a younger spurswoman

Where do you get this from? You're an ellitist, sir.

[Summers]

Believe me I've used them all and the only one that has really worked is that Scrubbing Bubbles thing. First one I had lasted about a year; I scrubbed the shower from top to bottom, tilexed everything and hung that thing up and never worried about it again! I'm on my second one and I have a spare one waiting cuz I won't live without one ever again! I should make a commercial.

Hm... I may have to give the contraption another look. Or I could just scrub my tub more often. :lol

[Melmart1]

Hey, do any of you use daily shower cleaners? I bought the Method one about a month ago and it doesn't really work. I don't want to hang that big scrubbing bubbles contraption in my shower. Does anyone use a spray daily cleaner that works?

I finally gave in and hung the scrubbing bubbles thing. It's the only thing that works.

[RashoFan]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m286/santori_01/1246023355596.gif

As a fan of the lovable Grover..that is just soooooooo wrong!:(

[ORION]

I finally gave in and hung the scrubbing bubbles thing. It's the only thing that works.
Bubbles...

[RashoFan]

+1 redheads are freaks, faux redheads are wannabe freaks that tend to have clammidia because they weren't born freaks

As a previous "faux redhead"...:flipoff I don't have clam-midia!!!

[Summers]

Clam-midia. (snort) :lol

And the grover thing was funny.

[RashoFan]

Thank you...thank you...
after the man-onaise faux pas...I try to pay more attention to posts.

[samikeyp]

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How you doin'?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Flo's myspace profile pic.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ohlawdsisiinheavenot7.jpg

And he said he doesn't like watermelon.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[Melmart1]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q263/Zincy281/kfc-1.gif

[samikeyp]

Mel. :tu :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/1188620357290.gif

[Melmart1]

This is racist on ashbeeigh level:

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/######S/nig_image32.jpg

[ATRAIN]

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/1188620357290.gif

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh is so racist. It sickens me.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao You all are turrible!

[Melmart1]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7403/laserjq5.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I know I posted this in the other thread but its too funny hahaha

http://www.kleenkuip.com/images/blog_naggers.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

As a previous "faux redhead"...:flipoff I don't have clam-midia!!!

That just means you were born a freak

[Melmart1]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2572/racialprofiling0wz0xjts6.png

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/NegroBaseballbush.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

.

[Melmart1]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/28637-1/dowantmelon.jpg

[Melmart1]

This isn't funny unless Flo comes in here to get offended.

[Melmart1]

That last one is fucked up, Steven. Even by my standards. Which is pretty bad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That last one is fucked up, Steven. Even by my standards. Which is pretty bad.

I know. I thought of that when I posted it. That's not even racist. It's just wrong.

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn midge that ones fuvked up, sadly I can't post ant pics cause for the next 3 days ill be browsing from my phone, at least I will be so long as aa black guy don't steal it

[Dr. Gonzo]

This picture would be a proper response to that one.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/negrocommunityfrowns.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/aristocrat.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha the dog is smoking.

[florige]

:lol Okay guys lets start making fun of gringo's now. This is horrible....:lol

[Melmart1]

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7713/thatsracisttz7.gif

[ATRAIN]

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7713/thatsracisttz7.gif

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1161461076141.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Oh no Steven's resorting to his old Hurricane Katrina type of humor...

[Melmart1]

Hey Flo, was this you as a kid?

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/babbyblue.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh no Steven's resorting to his old Hurricane Katrina type of humor...

The difference is this time I actually felt bad about it and took the picture down.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hey Flo, was this you as a kid?

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/babbyblue.jpg

:lmao

I wonder what that kid is going to be when he grows up.

[florige]

The difference is this time I actually felt bad about it and took the picture down.



What was it? I want to see it now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.kleenkuip.com/images/blog_watermelonOD.jpg
overdose?

[Melmart1]

The difference is this time I actually felt bad about it and took the picture down.

I'm very proud of you.

So flo wants to make fun of whitey next? That almost seems too easy.

[florige]

Hey Flo, was this you as a kid?

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/babbyblue.jpg



Sometimes we bring this sorta shit on ourselves I swear.... :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

What was it? I want to see it now.

Shit I also deleted it from my photobucket. You are out of luck my friend.

[mrsmaalox]

The difference is this time I actually felt bad about it and took the picture down.

My how you've evolved! ;)

[Melmart1]

Flo's bluetoof:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/handsfree.jpg

[ATRAIN]

http://www.kleenkuip.com/images/blog_watermelonod.jpg
overdose?

lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/image_1210813376.png

[florige]

Where are you guys finding this shit at? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Do we even have any "whitey posters"?

[ATRAIN]

and Mel even though whiter than white people does not count.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol Okay guys lets start making fun of gringo's now. This is horrible....:lol

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/04/susan-boyle-scotland.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Flo's bluetoof:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/handsfree.jpg

i've seen an adaptation of this on a woman with her burqa

[Melmart1]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/39617-2/Star_Trek_watermelon.gif

[mrsmaalox]

i've seen an adaptation of this on a woman with her burqa

Viva, does that qualify as a douche clip?

[florige]

Flo's bluetoof:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/snowflaky22/handsfree.jpg




:lmao Thats messed up Mel.

[florige]

Do we even have any "whitey posters"?



Ash, Viva, and Mikey are all white right?

[Melmart1]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/6619/kfcrun8usyv6.gif

[Melmart1]

Ash, Viva, and Mikey are all white right?

:lmao Oh man, you crack me up, Flo!

[ATRAIN]

:lmao oh man, you crack me up, flo!

lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2885/deramjh3.jpg

[samikeyp]

Ash, Viva, and Mikey are all white right?

que?

Si, soy blanco.

[Melmart1]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/4351/blackman9ty7cuyc0.gif

[Melmart1]

aw hell, that last one doesn't show up against the grey background. foiled!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/padrickd/mellon.jpg

[Melmart1]

Damn, I am afraid I might step over the boundary here ... as if bad taste and racism has a boundary :lol

Just gonna post the link to this one: http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7825/01imusfavcartoonddr8kw9.jpg

[Dex]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/4/633507900521551172-oh-shit.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Ash, Viva, and Mikey are all white right?

:lmao :lmao

[samikeyp]

White people are fun to mess with.

I told someone up here that "pendejo" meant "leader" and that he was one. Not only did he run around saying "Im a pendejo" he pronounced it "ben-deck-o" :lol

[florige]

que?

Si, soy blanco.




I knew you were Mikey. I thought Viva was too.

[florige]

:lmao :lmao



Maalox you are hispanic too?

[samikeyp]

I knew you were Mikey. I thought Viva was too.

Not Viva but if you look up "white bread"...you see ashbeeigh's picture.

[samikeyp]

Maalox you are hispanic too?

I doubt it...but she probably thinks fucking enough chorizo makes her one.

[Melmart1]

White people are fun to mess with.

I told someone up here that "pendejo" meant "leader" and that he was one. Not only did he run around saying "Im a pendejo" he pronounced it "ben-deck-o" :lol

Reminds me of this:

Q7KRVA6_0U4

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva, does that qualify as a douche clip?of sorts

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ash, Viva, and Mikey are all white right?far from.

[Melmart1]

I knew you were Mikey. I thought Viva was too.

:rollin
:rollin
:rollin

[Melmart1]

All this fried chicken is making me hungry, haha. Lunch time!

[Dr. Gonzo]

All this fried chicken is making me hungry, haha. Lunch time!

I bet Flo was thinking the same thing.

[mrsmaalox]

My contribution

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Stereotypes975.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I bet Flo was thinking the same thing.
gravy flashbacks

[Melmart1]

I bet Flo was thinking the same thing.

He's on his bluetoof right now placing a to-go order for a three piece with corn and collard greens.

[FL0]

I bet Flo was thinking the same thing.

Actually I was thinking about tacos.

[Melmart1]

Actually I was thinking about tacos.

I knew you were a lesbian.

[ashbeeigh]

I knew you were a lesbian.

pink tacos at that.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn. I had to get caught up. I missed all the fun.

I try to think I'm mexican. But, working on the westside doesn't mean I'm mexican. Or, so I'm told by the boss.

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn. I had to get caught up. I missed all the fun.

I try to think I'm mexican. But, working on the westside doesn't mean I'm mexican. Or, so I'm told by the boss.

it does make you fresh meat though

[ashbeeigh]

it does make you fresh meat though

pfft. whatever. The roosters across the street will protect me.

[florige]

Actually I was thinking about tacos.



Actually I just ate about ten Tequito's for lunch with a Avacodo. I am becoming more Mex everyday dealing with you guys. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Actually I just ate about ten Tequito's for lunch with a Avacodo. I am becoming more Mex everyday dealing with you guys. lol

Mex?

What kind of racist shit is that?

[florige]

Mex?

What kind of racist shit is that?




I mean't I am becoming more Latino everyday. :lol

[Melmart1]

I mean't I am becoming more Latino everyday. :lol

You wish, afro.

[jman3000]

10 taquitos? Fat ass.

[mrsmaalox]

Actually I just ate about ten Tequito's for lunch with a Avacodo. I am becoming more Mex everyday dealing with you guys. lol

Oh yea, what with the eating of "Tequito's" and all!

[jman3000]

Flo... you should just call all these beaners a bunch of spics and wetbacks and get it over with.

You don't have to pretend to be nice just because you're a crooked cop.

[jman3000]

I wonder if he says calls a refrigarator an "ice box"... or if he calls soda "pop".

[ashbeeigh]

Flo... you should just call all these beaners a bunch of spics and wetbacks and get it over with.



Aren't you included in the "mexican" comments? I'm confused.

[florige]

10 taquitos? Fat ass.

Man I was hungry as shit! I really wanted Popeyes but I didn't feel like going out.

[jman3000]

Aren't you included in the "mexican" comments? I'm confused.

Shut it cracker.

Don't you have a trailer that needs cleaning or a cousin that needs kissing?

[ATRAIN]

Aren't you included in the "mexican" comments? I'm confused.

nope according to Flo Jman is black and Viva is white LMAO

[ATRAIN]

Man I was hungry as shit! I really wanted Popeyes but I didn't feel like going out.

LMAO all the KFC pics huh?

[jman3000]

Man I was hungry as shit! I really wanted Popeyes but I didn't feel like going out.

:lol

Why do you set your ass up for shit?

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Actually I just ate about ten Tequito's for lunch with a Avacodo. I am becoming more Mex everyday dealing with you guys. lol

That's fucked black people racism is over cause obama is president so we can say shit what you said was mexican racism and I ask nay I demand an apology

[Melmart1]

Man I was hungry as shit! I really wanted Popeyes but I didn't feel like going out.

Popeyes?! I thought you wanted some KFC. So you are a Bayou Black, huh? Do you play in a jazz band and eat dirty rice?

[ATRAIN]

Popeyes?! I thought you wanted some KFC. So you are a Bayou Black, huh? Do you play in a jazz band and eat dirty rice?

LMAO

Are you from NAWWWLINS flo?

[florige]

LMAO all the KFC pics huh?


Popeyes?! I thought you wanted some KFC. So you are a Bayou Black, huh? Do you play in a jazz band and eat dirty rice?




KFC sucks! So you mean to tell me none of you guys here could eat fried chicken everyday? I know me and Jman can, but who else?

[jman3000]

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Shut it cracker.

Don't you have a trailer that needs cleaning or a cousin that needs kissing?

At least I'm here legally. Should I call ICE on your ass?


because we're being racist here. I don't really believe that.


nope according to Flo Jman is black and Viva is white LMAO

:D

[Dex]

:lmao, ashbeeigh is so nice. She follows up her racism with a disclaimer.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao, ashbeeigh is so nice. She follows up her racism with a disclaimer.

Have you read the pepper spray thread? I'm a walking disclaimer when it comes to racial tension.

[jman3000]

At least I'm here legally. Should I call ICE on your ass?


because we're being racist here. I don't really believe that.



:D

You're so gay.

[florige]

LMAO

Are you from NAWWWLINS flo?



I never figured out is BR hornet afro or hispanic?

[Melmart1]

KFC sucks! So you mean to tell me none of you guys here could eat fried chicken everyday? I know me and Jman can, but who else?

The big chicken chain here is called Church's Chicken. I never see black people in there. You figure with a name like Church's there would be lots of afro folks in there, singing and praising God and falling on the floor after being consumed by the holy spirit.

[ashbeeigh]

You're so gay.

At least I smell good. Dirty. You wouldn't even shower daily if it wasn't required. You're the definition of a dirty mexican.

[Melmart1]

I never figured out is BR hornet afro or hispanic?

I think he is a wigger, son.

[ashbeeigh]

I never figured out is BR hornet afro or hispanic?

I think he's a wigga.

[Melmart1]

The big chicken chain here is called Church's Chicken. I never see black people in there. You figure with a name like Church's there would be lots of afro folks in there, singing and praising God and falling on the floor after being consumed by the holy spirit.

... holding a chicken wing.

[florige]

The big chicken chain here is called Church's Chicken. I never see black people in there. You figure with a name like Church's there would be lots of afro folks in there, singing and praising God and falling on the floor after being consumed by the holy spirit.



If the chicken taste like shit I don't care if was called hip-hip fried chicken. "Afro" Americans wouldn;t eat there.

[Melmart1]

If the chicken taste like shit I don't care if was called hip-hip fried chicken. "Afro" Americans wouldn;t eat there.

What the hell is hip-hip fried chicken? Is that ebonics? jive talk? i know jive talking, I have that bee gees album!

[florige]

If the chicken taste like shit I don't care if was called hip-hip fried chicken. "Afro" Americans wouldn;t eat there.


There is a place here named that btw. I am going to take a picture of it today with my phone and post it here.

[Melmart1]

There is a place here named that btw. I am going to take a picture of it today with my phone and post it here.

Do they sell chitlins on the side and jungle melon for dessert?

[Melmart1]

What the hell is hip-hip fried chicken? Is that ebonics? jive talk? i know jive talking, I have that bee gees album!

jive talking is all in falsetto, for some reason.

[florige]

What the hell is hip-hip fried chicken? Is that ebonics? jive talk? i know jive talking, I have that bee gees album!



I mean't hip-hop fried chicken. :lol I had a couple shots already.

[Dark Gable]

The big chicken chain here is called Church's Chicken. I never see black people in there. You figure with a name like Church's there would be lots of afro folks in there, singing and praising God and falling on the floor after being consumed by the holy spirit.

I just picked up a box full the other night along with some jalapeno poppers.

[Melmart1]

I mean't hip-hop fried chicken. :lol I had a couple shots already.

obviously, because that isn't the first time you turned the word 'meant' into a contraction, which it is not.

[ATRAIN]

http://www.911info.net/newor-16%20copy.jpg

They are the home of the 1,000 piece lmao.

[florige]

I just picked up a box full the other night along with some jalapeno poppers.



Are you real, or are you Steven's alter ego?

[Dark Gable]

Are you real, or are you Steven's alter ego?

I'm for real. No need to change names here.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Does anyone know what movie this is from?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/87500-2/Head_swallowed.gif

[florige]

Does anyone know what movie this is from?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/87500-2/Head_swallowed.gif



Dude WTF!!!?????:lol

[jman3000]

Looks like pumpkin head.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man that's pretty disgusting.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

not pumpkinhead

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it's gotta be from troma

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was thinking the quality is a little too good for a Troma film.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was thinking the quality is a little too good for a Troma film.
but we live in an era of hope and change.........

[ORION]

I knew you were Mikey. I thought Viva was too.

What color am I ?

[florige]

What color am I ?



Nah I know you are latino from your name. I thought you were a gringo too until I got your email that had your real name attached to it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What color am I ?

Purple

[Silver21_Black20]

Man I missed out on all the racist talk. That's what I get for taking my niece to the DMV and standing in line for 2hrs.

[mrsmaalox]

Man I missed out on all the racist talk. That's what I get for taking my niece to the DMV and standing in line for 2hrs.

Uh oh, that'll be me on Friday. My son and I will be finished with "parent taught driver's ed" tomorrow and then it'll be permit on Friday. But lucky for you guys, I'll take my iphone with me and just keep on posting! Lucky dogs.

[ashbeeigh]

Man I missed out on all the racist talk. That's what I get for taking my niece to the DMV and standing in line for 2hrs.

next time go to the one in boerne or seguin. It's a way shorter line!

And you too maalox!

[Silver21_Black20]

next time go to the one in boerne or seguin. It's a way shorter line!

And you too maalox!

Why would you drive an hour for a shorter line? I just recently renewed mine so I'm golden for a while.

[Silver21_Black20]

Uh oh, that'll be me on Friday. My son and I will be finished with "parent taught driver's ed" tomorrow and then it'll be permit on Friday. But lucky for you guys, I'll take my iphone with me and just keep on posting! Lucky dogs.

Get there early or expect to wait in line. We got there around 11:45am and the line was wrapped around the building. By the time we were done, it was 2pm.

[ashbeeigh]

Why would you drive an hour for a shorter line? I just recently renewed mine so I'm golden for a while.

Because if you're in Boerne you get to feed the ducks and eat really good cinnamon rolls (and it's not an hour! It's like 30 minutes from where we live...get your act together Sandra!)

And Seguin..it gives me an excuse to visit friends.

I renewed mine online a few months ago too, but I always give people that advice after they bitch about waiting.

[ORION]

Nah I know you are latino from your name. I thought you were a gringo too until I got your email that had your real name attached to it.

But you know what I look like and I do not look latino

[Silver21_Black20]

Because if you're in Boerne you get to feed the ducks and eat really good cinnamon rolls (and it's not an hour! It's like 30 minutes from where we live...get your act together Sandra!)

And Seguin..it gives me an excuse to visit friends.

I renewed mine online a few months ago too, but I always give people that advice after they bitch about waiting.

The only complaint I had was standing outside in 100+ degree weather.

I was telling Steven the other day that we live so close to you I'm surprised we haven't bumped into you at Walmart or HEB. But I guess that's a good thing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's a very good thing. I don't want to bump into ashbeeigh and have to talk to her and act like I'm not staring at her wonky eye.

[ashbeeigh]

The only complaint I had was standing outside in 100+ degree weather.

I was telling Steven the other day that we live so close to you I'm surprised we haven't bumped into you at Walmart or HEB. But I guess that's a good thing.

:lol Everytime i go to CVS I think "When will I run in to one of them?" I thought about inviting y'all to our puppy extravaganza a few weeks back. We had like 4-5 dogs at our house and I was thinking "What's another cute boxer puppy?"

And I'm not that horrible! :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol Everytime i go to CVS I think "When will I run in to one of them?" I thought about inviting y'all to our puppy extravaganza a few weeks back. We had like 4-5 dogs at our house and I was thinking "What's another cute boxer puppy?"

And I'm not that horrible! :madrun

Sounds like you think about Steven a lot.

Puppies!!! :downspin:

[ashbeeigh]

Sounds like you think about Steven a lot.

negative. more like the cute puppy you two have! :)

[samikeyp]

That's a very good thing. I don't want to bump into ashbeeigh and have to talk to her and act like I'm not staring at her wonky eye.

You'll be staring at her tits anyway...what's the big deal?

[jman3000]

I've seen Tpark, Joe Chalupa, Sly Dragon, and whoever that girl who always went to gtg's with Rasho8.

Never said hi... just recognized them.

[jman3000]

The only people I'd probably say hi to would be Kori and LJ.

[mrsmaalox]

^^Elitist

[jman3000]

Whatever grandma. It's more of a "I don't want to bug you and have an awkward 30 second convseration" thing than anything else.

[ashbeeigh]

If I saw anyone from ST anywhere I'd smile and that's about it. Nothing more, nothing less..unless they say something. Then I'd be polite.

[ashbeeigh]

The only people I'd probably say hi to would be Kori and LJ.

If I saw Kori I'd say, "hey..where are my sunglasses and my bad ass bag?" I need some sunglasses...and she has some for me.

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever grandma. It's more of a "I don't want to bug you and have an awkward 30 second convseration" thing than anything else.

Yea well in the olden days we tried to be personable, Tyrone. ;)

[jman3000]

Just because I have a huge wang doesn't make me black. I'm embarrased at all the complementing... but seriously guys... enough is enough.

[Melmart1]

I've seen Tpark, Joe Chalupa, Sly Dragon, and whoever that girl who always went to gtg's with Rasho8.

Never said hi... just recognized them.

They didn't recognize you?

You must not have had your lip gloss on.

[ORION]

They didn't recognize you?

You must not have had your lip gloss on.

I think everyone would say Hi to me because I'm such a nice guy.

[Melmart1]

I think everyone would say Hi to me because I'm such a nice guy.

Nobody even cared what color you are! :lol

Does anyone here even know what you look like? I mean, besides me?

[ORION]

Nobody even cared what color you are! :lol

Does anyone here even know what you look like? I mean, besides me?
A few. Jcrod does and Flo has seen me on the court and Batman. Oh yeah and a bunch of other posters who went to play ball that one time.

[ORION]

Nobody even cared what color you are! :lol

Does anyone here even know what you look like? I mean, besides me?

Just because you're hot and I'm ugly doesn't mean you have to put me down.

[florige]

I've seen Tpark, Joe Chalupa, Sly Dragon, and whoever that girl who always went to gtg's with Rasho8.

Never said hi... just recognized them.



You and Atrain have hung out before though right?

[florige]

But you know what I look like and I do not look latino




I don't remember ever seeing you. I have seen a couple of people here from their myspace. I have seen Mel before. I know I would recognize J from that stache and all those slutty skanks he would have hovering around him. Even though for the longest time I thought he was that 4 ft Mexican on his profile page.

[florige]

Just because you're hot and I'm ugly doesn't mean you have to put me down.



Mel has been brutal the last couple of days. I don't know what the hell has gotten into our normally sweet little Mel? :wow

[ORION]

I don't remember ever seeing you. I have seen a couple of people here from their myspace. I have seen Mel before. I know I would recognize J from that stache and all those slutty skanks he would have hovering around him. Even though for the longest time I thought he was that 4 ft Mexican on his profile page.
I emailed that picture of my team playing in the 100 degree heat.

[ORION]

Mel has been brutal the last couple of days. I don't know what the hell has gotten into our normally sweet little Mel? :wow
She is just upset because she found out that I used to buy naked polaroid pictures of her from her brother in middle school.

[Melmart1]

She is just upset because she found out that I used to buy naked polaroid pictures of her from her brother in middle school.

That's just nasty. And I am always this mean, I am just spreading around the love a bit, haha.

[Melmart1]

And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.

[marini martini]

I wis pe ople jere wicea heru ien te Quatro, ane wes gould all ge kalong!:toast

[ORION]

And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
I'm 6'2" thank you very much and believe me you look more mexican than I do. We should all meet up for a lunch or something one day.

[ORION]

And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
I'll email you a semi current picture of my team at work and you can see how I tower over them.

[Melmart1]

I'll email you a semi current picture of my team at work and you can see how I tower over them.

How do I know it's not photoshopped?

[ORION]

How do I know it's not photoshopped?

I'm not smart enough

[Melmart1]

I'm not smart enough

True, true. Plus, your cheap Mexican ass probably couldn't find a free version of it.

[ORION]

True, true. Plus, your cheap Mexican ass probably couldn't find a free version of it.

For the reals. I'll send you a few from work and tell me if I've changed. My hair doesn't look as dorky as it used to that's for sure.

[mrsmaalox]

And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.

Why would a four foot tall Mexican need a magazine to feel short and inadequate?

[marini martini]

Because he needs bi focals to read it????????????

[mrsmaalox]

He didn't already know he was short /inadequate until he saw the magazine?

[marini martini]

The magazines were all printed in Mexico

[mrsmaalox]

The magazines were all printed in Mexico

La Alarma??

[Kori Ellis]

The only people I'd probably say hi to would be Kori and LJ.

Good thing you added that disclaimer. I was going to say WTF?

I would hope that if anyone saw LJ and I anywhere, even if they had never met us, that they would say something. People from the forum come up to us all the time when we are out.


If I saw Kori I'd say, "hey..where are my sunglasses and my bad ass bag?" I need some sunglasses...and she has some for me.

Your bag is on my dining table and the glasses are on my desk. We can probably meet you somewhere one of these days and bring them to you.

We are planning on have a GTG as soon as we move, but you probably don't want to wait that long (2+ more months).

[Kori Ellis]

Mel has been brutal the last couple of days. I don't know what the hell has gotten into our normally sweet little Mel? :wow

:lol Mel is always brutal to the boys. That's one of the many things that she's great at. (yeah, I ended a sentence with a preposition)

[Melmart1]

:lol Mel is always brutal to the boys. That's one of the many things that she's great at. (yeah, I ended a sentence with a preposition)

Yeah, I don't know where he got the idea I was "sweet," haha. But then again, I think Flo is a little oblivious sometimes. He thought Viva was white and jman was black :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Mel's brutality is one of my favorite of her features.

Not surprising that it would stand out as harsh these days, though, considering how pussified this place has gotten.

[Melmart1]

Mel's brutality is one of my favorite of her features.

Not surprising that it would stand out as harsh these days, though, considering how pussified this place has gotten.

I found today to be refreshing, nothing but brutal banter and good old fashioned racism. Alas, tomorrow we will probably be getting a bunch of "sup" posts and the like.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddammit.
Mel was talking dirty and I missed it.
Again.

:pctoss

[florige]

I found today to be refreshing, nothing but brutal banter and good old fashioned racism. Alas, tomorrow we will probably be getting a bunch of "sup" posts and the like.




:lol

[Melmart1]

Hey Flo, do all black people know how to coordinate this well?

http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom005.gif

[The Sun]

Good morning!!

[florige]

Hey Flo, do all black people know how to coordinate this well?

http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom005.gif



Could you ever envision yourself Mel dating either one of those thugs?

[Melmart1]

Could you ever envision yourself Mel dating either one of those thugs?

No way. I gotta keep it Mexican so I can have babies that can fight whitey and blackie en La Revolucion!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif