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[Trainwreck2100]

I think trainwreck needs to know what the epic gtg is. I was the one that brought it up.

there's only one epic gtg maam, it was the epic one

[ashbeeigh]

there's only one epic gtg maam, it was the epic one

then we/re talking about the same one.

[florige]

Melmart likes black guys.

I think a black guy might turn little Mel out.

[florige]

I remember when I thought Florige was some 20 something white guy who talked and looked like his avatar.



Two words J. 4ft, Mexican. lol

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao one search TW & jman. That's the official epic gtg.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41879

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao one search TW & jman. That's the official epic gtg.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41879

I really do hate you all considering that was the one GTG I missed since I was in DC at the time.

[florige]

lmao, at Steven (formely midge) throwing up gang signs in that one pic.
JMan looked like he was stoned out of his ass in that one picture. What did you have a hit of man? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I really do hate you all considering that was the one GTG I missed since I was in DC at the time.

well, I hate you now because you're the only person from spurstalk that isn't follow me back twitter.

[jman3000]

That gtg was my first and the one where I didn't drink because I was still 20.

The gtg TW is thinking of is the one where everybody got shitfaced and we busted out Slovenian Pear Brandy. I helped Kori write a story about the Spurs upstairs whilst trashed.

[jman3000]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2rc8ikk.jpg

:lol

Madison? Medina Valley?

Fuck she looks like a turd is ripping her a new ass hole.

[mrsmaalox]

I remember Oregon trail.

Hey I used to live on a street named Oregon Trail. And no it wasn't in a wagon train.

[jman3000]

You say "no it wasn't in a wagon train" as if somebody was actually going to give a shit and ask you if it was in a wagon train.

[CuckingFunt]

Madison? Medina Valley?

Fuck she looks like a turd is ripping her a new ass hole.

I have to believe those are staged.

[jman3000]

Idk... when I was a lot younger I had a fake smile because my real smile is a half smile.

I tried making a full smile my real smile and the pictures that came out looked ball parkish. I wasn't so butt ugly... but there are some similarities.

[Melmart1]

Okay, Mel can stay.

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Flo's obsession with Mel's fondness for black cock is disturbing.

For realsies.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2rc8ikk.jpg



ash. did she teach you how to smile?

:wakeup

[florige]

Flo's obsession with Mel's fondness for black cock is disturbing.

For realsies.



If Mel would stop playing dodgeball with the question I would let it go. lol

[florige]

ash. did she teach you how to smile?

:wakeup



Ash it least looks semi happy in her pics. This girl looks like she is taking it up the ass.

[ashbeeigh]

That gtg was my first and the one where I didn't drink because I was still 20.

The gtg TW is thinking of is the one where everybody got shitfaced and we busted out Slovenian Pear Brandy. I helped Kori write a story about the Spurs upstairs whilst trashed.

I don't think I was around yet. I didn't join spurstalk until I found an article Slomo posted with a hot picture of beno. God damn, I thought he was hot in 2007.

[ashbeeigh]

ash. did she teach you how to smile?

:wakeup

No I taught her. :lol


I'm getting better at taking pictures. :)

One of my friends said to me one night when we were drinking, "Dude, clench your cheeks (no not those cheeks) and stick your chin out and down and you'll get a good picture." So, I did it and I ended up with a good picture..or at least when we previewed it on the camera it looked good. Too bad the bitch kept it and I haven't seen it for real.

[ORION]

If Mel would stop playing dodgeball with the question I would let it go. lol
You are a pervert !

[CuckingFunt]

No I taught her. :lol


I'm getting better at taking pictures. :)

One of my friends said to me one night when we were drinking, "Dude, clench your cheeks (no not those cheeks) and stick your chin out and down and you'll get a good picture." So, I did it and I ended up with a good picture..or at least when we previewed it on the camera it looked good. Too bad the bitch kept it and I haven't seen it for real.

If you have to do that much work to not look retarded in a picture, is it technically a lie?

[florige]

If you have to do that much work to not look retarded in a picture, is it technically a lie?



:lmao

[jman3000]

False advertisement for sure.

[jman3000]

I don't think I was around yet. I didn't join spurstalk until I found an article Slomo posted with a hot picture of beno. God damn, I thought he was hot in 2007.

The gtg you posted was in the spring of 06. Game 6 against Dallas. You not being around yet makes no sense. The shit faced gtg was a year or so after that one.

[Melmart1]

Shoog, you know I don't have that stuff and its not because I do not have friends either.

Is batman on Facebook? I bet his bar-promoting ass is on there. So at least you would have one friend.

[Melmart1]

Flo's obsession with Mel's fondness for black cock is disturbing.

For realsies.

THANK YOU! He is always asking about it, he is obsessed.

[ashbeeigh]

The gtg you posted was in the spring of 06. Game 6 against Dallas. You not being around yet makes no sense. The shit faced gtg was a year or so after that one.

nu-huh. The shitfaced gtg was circa play-off time of '05. I joined Spurstalk like Jul of '05 and didn't start posting regularly until close to the gtg.

[ShoogarBear]

I really do hate you all considering that was the one GTG I missed since I was in DC at the time.

Bitch.

[Melmart1]

well, I hate you now because you're the only person from spurstalk that isn't follow me back twitter.

I don't follow JB but I think most people who aren't baseball fans would hate following me, too much baseball talk and corny puns that I put up.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm convinced that there has got to be something productive I could be doing with my day, but I don't know what that thing is. Grocery store, maybe?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm convinced that there has got to be something productive I could be doing with my day, but I don't know what that thing is. Grocery store, maybe?

Ohhh. grocery shopping in the middle of the day is fabulous...but picking the right store is key.Sometimes raging bitch moms and old farts are out in full force. It's like a piece of heaven when you find the "perfect grocery store" during the week because a lot of families do their grocery shopping in the evenings or the weekends.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

If you have to do that much work to not look retarded in a picture, is it technically a lie?

Technically?

I am not photogenic in the least. There's a reason that celeb site had Mother Teresa as my doppelganger.

My last day of steady work is August 19th. I'll be off for a solid two months. At least. I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Road trip across the US? Sell beach towels on the Italian Riviera? Start lining up the married chicas? Culinary classes?

If I could get someone to buy my house, then I think I'd finally bid adieu to the US of A.

[Melmart1]

Ohhh. grocery shopping in the middle of the day is fabulous...but picking the right store is key.Sometimes raging bitch moms and old farts are out in full force. It's like a piece of heaven when you find the "perfect grocery store" during the week because a lot of families do their grocery shopping in the evenings or the weekends.

The fact that you have deeply analyzed this is either incredibly sad or slightly disturbing. Maybe both.

[CuckingFunt]

Ohhh. grocery shopping in the middle of the day is fabulous...but picking the right store is key.Sometimes raging bitch moms and old farts are out in full force. It's like a piece of heaven when you find the "perfect grocery store" during the week because a lot of families do their grocery shopping in the evenings or the weekends.

My grocery store decision is always based on what I'm buying.

And this conversation is proof that I need to do something.

[CuckingFunt]

Technically?

I am not photogenic in the least. There's a reason that celeb site had Mother Teresa as my doppelganger.

My last day of steady work is August 19th. I'll be off for a solid two months. At least. I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Road trip across the US? Sell beach towels on the Italian Riviera? Start lining up the married chicas? Culinary classes?

If I could get someone to buy my house, then I think I'd finally bid adieu to the US of A.

Being off for a solid two months isn't all it's cracked up to be. I've never in my life been so ready for the new semester to start.

That said, all of your ideas sound fun.

[jman3000]

nu-huh. The shitfaced gtg was circa play-off time of '05. I joined Spurstalk like Jul of '05 and didn't start posting regularly until close to the gtg.

wrong. i was at the shit faced gtg.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I remember when ashbeeigh was the most annoying person in this thread.

Ah, the good old days......

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com

Mel, Funt, SilBlack, Jekka, RF.....
......grab your cameras and get to work!
:spin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey I used to live on a street named Oregon Trail. And no it wasn't in a wagon train.

I'm pretty sure there have been many other trains in your life, though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

well, I hate you now because you're the only person from spurstalk that isn't follow me back twitter.

I'm pretty sure I'm only following Shelly, Kori and KEDA.

[mrsmaalox]

You say "no it wasn't in a wagon train" as if somebody was actually going to give a shit and ask you if it was in a wagon train.

Actually i said it that way cuz i say what i want however i feel like saying it. But thank you for taking the time to respond and let me know how you don't give a shit ;)

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com

Mel, Funt, SilBlack, Jekka, RF.....
......grab your cameras and get to work!
:spin

Those girls are doing it wrong.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm pretty sure I'm only following Shelly, Kori and KEDA.

pretty sure I still hate you for that. :p:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just sad this site doesn't have any San Antonio entries.

http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com/

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://runpee.com

And no, it's not for you water sports enthusiasts..........although I guess it could be.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

BDCPK4MiolQ

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Just sad this site doesn't have any San Antonio entries.

http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com/


Those girls are doing it wrong.


Please help correct the situation.

[CuckingFunt]

I just got a text from a chick I met a few weeks ago saying that her vagina is lonely.

Unfortunately, I honestly don't know her well enough to know if I should see this as drunken rambling, venting/commiserating, or an invitation to keep it company.

[timvp]

I just got a text from a chick I met a few weeks ago saying that her vagina is lonely.

Unfortunately, I honestly don't know her well enough to know if I should see this as drunken rambling, venting/commiserating, or an invitation to keep it company.

All three of those avenues lead to the same destination if you steer the wheel correctly. It just depends if that is a territory you want to charter.

[mrsmaalox]

I just got a text from a chick I met a few weeks ago saying that her vagina is lonely.

Unfortunately, I honestly don't know her well enough to know if I should see this as drunken rambling, venting/commiserating, or an invitation to keep it company.

:vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

All three of those avenues lead to the same destination if you steer the wheel correctly. It just depends if that is a territory you want to charter.

She is quite close with a few people that I'd like to keep as friends, so I opted not to push anything and make it uncomfortable. Turns out she was venting/commiserating.

[batman2883]

We going to walk down to electric avenue
and then we'll take it higher

[Chingo Bling]

Maybe that shick used to be a hermaphrodite and her bagina misses her pinga.

[ORION]

We going to walk down to electric avenue
and then we'll take it higher
Is that a nautically themed gay bar down on 9th

[ShoogarBear]

We going to walk down to electric avenue
and then we'll take it higher

Gotta to make a move
To a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin
Groovin with some energy

Well, I talk about it
talk about it
talk about it
talk about it

[ShoogarBear]

something that will make me hide my head underneath the sheets when I go to bed.

:eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://explosionsandboobs.com/

So much unfulfilled potential....

[SpursStalker]

Sup Marini ...

:eyebrows

[JudynTX]

:lmao This thread

Happy Birthday SpursStalker! :toast:toast

[SpursStalker]

:lmao This thread

Sup

:eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao This thread

Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on? ;)

[JudynTX]

Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on? ;)

You're right. This thread isn't funny, but we had a blast tonight, we missed you. :toast

[ashbeeigh]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, PandaSpur, mrsmaalox, Melmart1

.did you drink enough wine to put your candles in your wine bottles?

[SpursStalker]

Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on? ;)

Missed you ...

Perhaps next time!!

:toast

[SpursStalker]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, PandaSpur, mrsmaalox, Melmart1

.did you drink enough wine to put your candles in your wine bottles?

We didn't drink any wine ...

Isn't it past your bed time?

[mrsmaalox]

You're right. This thread isn't funny, but we had a blast tonight, we missed you. :toast

I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!

[JudynTX]

Missed you ...

Perhaps next time!!

:toast

There will be a next time for sure. :toast

[JudynTX]

I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!

Oh we did.

[SpursStalker]

I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!

Yup ...

We took pictures of her grabbin my boobs and everything!!

:D

[JudynTX]

Yup ...

We took pictures of her grabbin my boobs and everything!!

:D

:lol That was Sylvia's boob.

I'm gonna go watch BB After Dark. :hat

[mrsmaalox]

Oh we did.

She was supposed to text me updates but I guess she was "busy". Hey why didn't you text me??

[JudynTX]

She was supposed to text me updates but I guess she was "busy". Hey why didn't you text me??

:lol We kept her entertained.

[SpursStalker]

:lol That was Sylvia's boob.

I'm gonna go watch BB After Dark. :hat

Oh snap!!

I knew it was someones boobs ...


:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Yup ...

We took pictures of her grabbin my boobs and everything!!

:D

Alright I wanna see those! She almost had me bj'ing my beer bottle a couple of nights ago but luckily she was a bit slow on the draw :lol

[JudynTX]

Oh snap!!

I knew it was someones boobs ...


:lmao

Was that before or after Joe Chalupa left? I don't remember,.:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Wait.. I didn't think SpursStalker and Panda were allowed on the internet after dark..

[JudynTX]

Alright I wanna see those! She almost had me bj'ing my beer bottle a couple of nights ago but luckily she was a bit slow on the draw :lol

She told us about the foaming incident. :lmao

[SpursStalker]

Alright I wanna see those! She almost had me bj'ing my beer bottle a couple of nights ago but luckily she was a bit slow on the draw :lol

She told us about that ...

tsk tsk tsk

:lol

[JudynTX]

Wait.. I didn't think SpursStalker and Panda were allowed on the internet after dark..

:lol:lol Kori, we will invite you to the next girls GTG.

[SpursStalker]

Wait.. I didn't think SpursStalker and Panda were allowed on the internet after dark..

:wow

:lmao

Missed you Kori ...

We'll have to have a special girls night out.

[Kori Ellis]

So... the boys had a GTG last night and the girls tonight?

[JudynTX]

So... the boys had a GTG last night and the girls tonight?

Something like that. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Was Joe the only stud who showed? Lucky dog!

[JudynTX]

Was Joe the only stud who showed? Lucky dog!

Nah, our friend Jason showed up too. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Nah, our friend Jason showed up too. :)

Funny.. I was just going to ask you if he was there. Where was the GTG?

[marini martini]

Maalox, just be glad you weren't there. They would have taken a picture of you suckin' the foam. They know how to PARTAY!!!
Happy Birthday S.S.!!!!

[SpursStalker]

Funny.. I was just going to ask you if he was there. Where was the GTG?

Clicks on Bitters ...

:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Funny.. I was just going to ask you if he was there. Where was the GTG?

I do believe that is in your new neck of the woods, no?

[SpursStalker]

I do believe that is in your new neck of the woods, no?

You and Kori are both expected to show up for the next one ...

:D

[Kori Ellis]

I do believe that is in your new neck of the woods, no?

Close.

[Kori Ellis]

You and Kori are both expected to show up for the next one ...

:D

After we move, probably. The next two months are pretty hectic for us... we have a lot of stuff going.

[mrsmaalox]

You and Kori are both expected to show up for the next one ...

:D

Otay :toast

[SpursStalker]

After we move, probably. The next two months are pretty hectic for us... we have a lot of stuff going.


Otay :toast

Rock n Roll ...

:toast

I'm sure we can make the next one when more are available.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r297/unsee1ie/1257.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Wait what? How did I miss this girls gtg? That's lame.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I bought this framed, autographed poster today.
http://www.posters57.com/images/categories/Nolan_Ryan.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

I came when I saw it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Too bad they didn't take that picture when he was with the only REAL MLB team in Texas.

[Melmart1]

You mean the one whose hat he ISN'T wearing in the HOF?

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup

[Melmart1]

:wakeup

Can people with dentures drink coffee? Or do you remove them before sipping?

[ATRAIN]

We should start something in the new Quattro

[Melmart1]

We should start something in the new Quattro

What new quattro? What are we starting?

[mrsmaalox]

Can people with dentures drink coffee? Or do you remove them before sipping?

I mainline directly into my g-tube :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

What new quattro? What are we starting?

the new one on Stevens fb page.

[mrsmaalox]

the new one on Stevens fb page.

Good idea. Run along now and take Selma with you! ;)

[ATRAIN]

Good idea. Run along now and take Selma with you! ;)

Selma?

[JudynTX]

marini......I'm using the pen you gave me. :lmao

[marini martini]

Selma????:lmao

Hiyack??????????????:lmao:lmao:lmao

Panda..........did you steal my proctologist's pen????:nope

:toast

[JudynTX]

Selma????:lmao

Hiyack??????????????:lmao:lmao:lmao

Panda..........did you steal my proctologist's pen????:nope

:toast

No, you gave that one to Jason. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Selma????:lmao

Hiyack??????????????:lmao:lmao:lmao

Panda..........did you steal my proctologist's pen????:nope

:toast

You never gave me a pen :depressed

[ATRAIN]

So since Mel likes Black guys and for some reason I imagine her with junk in the trunk, she can be the Kim Kardashian of the quattro. Mel so who are you going to go after the halfie in Flo or Shoog?

[marini martini]

No, you gave that one to Jason. :lol

I forgot......which one did you get???:lol


You never gave me a pen :depressed

Don't worry, I saved one for you!!!:tu


Well off to explore Olympia, Wa. on foot. It's like 58 and cloudy, with highs reaching maybe high 60's.

Will e-mail your pics later!:toast

[ATRAIN]

Hey MIL im not moving after all so do you want me to move your daughter up here.

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot......which one did you get???:lol



Don't worry, I saved one for you!!!:tu


Well off to explore Olympia, Wa. on foot. It's like 58 and cloudy, with highs reaching maybe high 60's.

Will e-mail your pics later!:toast

Don't forget: Steilacoom

[JudynTX]

I forgot......which one did you get???:lol

Verdant Fields Nudist Camp :lol


Well off to explore Olympia, Wa. on foot. It's like 58 and cloudy, with highs reaching maybe high 60's.

Will e-mail your pics later!:toast

Enjoy your trip. :toast

[marini martini]

Hey MIL im not moving after all so do you want me to move your daughter up here.

Are you finished with Ginger yet??? If so......sure, but I need her baby daddy, uh you know!;)

[ATRAIN]

Are you finished with Ginger yet??? If so......sure, but I need her baby daddy, uh you know!;)

Ginger?

[florige]

So since Mel likes Black guys and for some reason I imagine her with junk in the trunk, she can be the Kim Kardashian of the quattro. Mel so who are you going to go after the halfie in Flo or Shoog?

You buying Madden Thursday?

[ATRAIN]

You buying Madden Thursday?

prob friday

[florige]

prob friday

Let me know how it is. If you guys say it is worth it, I will buy Madden and a HD TV Saturday. I don't want it if it's glitchy as hell like the other ones.

[ShoogarBear]

You mean the one whose hat he ISN'T wearing in the HOF?

Rangers suck ass. You have no taste in baseball teams.

[ashbeeigh]

Ginger?

:lmao you mentioned you had the hots for a guy's girlfriend who had red hair a long long time ago.

[marini martini]

:lmao you mentioned you had the hots for a guy's girlfriend who had red hair a long long time ago.

It was a few weeks ago.

Seeee???? I'm not the only one that pays attention to details around here!!!!:toast

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

It was a few weeks ago.

Seeee???? I'm not the only one that pays attention to details around here!!!!:toast

:lmao

He's a guy. What can we expect from him?

[Ginger Vitas]

Ginger?

Huh?

[NZHayden]

ohh gezz this thread still going!? how many years has it been now?

[ATRAIN]

:lmao you mentioned you had the hots for a guy's girlfriend who had red hair a long long time ago.

oh yeah she is trouble, well her and the guy broke up and he hates me now (dont know why, its not like I hit on her or anything) but im sure she told him something.

[batman2883]

tradition!!!! tradition!!!!

[batman2883]

god all i want in life is 12 seconds with Kim kardashian

[batman2883]

the things i would consume out of her arse, you have no idea

[Dark Gable]

god all i want in life is 12 seconds with Kim kardashian

I'd be surprised if you'd last longer than 10 seconds.

[ATRAIN]

god all i want in life is 12 seconds with Kim kardashian

why settle for 12 seconds when you can have 24 with the Quattros version.

[Dark Gable]

So since Mel likes Black guys and for some reason I imagine her with junk in the trunk, she can be the Kim Kardashian of the quattro. Mel so who are you going to go after the halfie in Flo or Shoog?

What am I? Chopped liver?

[jajaja2004]

Hello.i come from china.nice to meet you.and i like Lakers.......
www.nowgoal.com/25.shtml (http://www.nowgoal.com/25.shtml)

[ashbeeigh]

Thank God for mental health days.

[Dr. Gonzo]

the things i would consume out of her arse, you have no idea

Would you eat mollejas out of her ass?

[mrsmaalox]

Thank God for mental health days.

:wow Is one day enough??

[ashbeeigh]

:wow Is one day enough??

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

tradition!!!! tradition!!!!


What kind of a poofster knows lyrics from Fiddler on the Roof?

[ShoogarBear]

Um, I mean, someone told me that what those are.

[Dr. Gonzo]

ohh gezz this thread still going!? how many years has it been now?

Damn it's been a while since I've seen you post.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Whoever created the red light camera deserves to get curbstomped.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If there are more than 2 stalls in a bathroom, why is it inevitable that the next clown who walks in to take a leak is going to use the pisser right next to you?
Spread out, moron!
:flipoff

[florige]

If there are more than 2 stalls in a bathroom, why is it inevitable that the next clown who walks in to take a leak is going to use the pisser right next to you?
Spread out, moron!
:flipoff




:lol That annoys me too.

[batman2883]

Would you eat mollejas out of her ass?

with avacado!!!!

[batman2883]

i wanna eat some mollejas now you sob!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Marky Mark

[JudynTX]

Left, Center, Right

[Viva Las Espuelas]

back......................and to the left

[JudynTX]

It's a dice game, does anyone play? :lol It's alot of fun if you wager.

[mrsmaalox]

Left, Center, Right

Yes dear, the coast is clear ;)

[JudynTX]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/pledge.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Panda, were you the one that started a Z-Rock thread a while back? I may have been hallucinating, but I swear there was one; I have searched every possible way and I just can't find it.

[JudynTX]

Hey Panda, were you the one that started a Z-Rock thread a while back? I may have been hallucinating, but I swear there was one; I have searched every possible way and I just can't find it.

A wha? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

You know, Z-Rock!! http://www.ifc.com/zrock/.....hmmm, I guess it wasn't you.

[mrsmaalox]

I guess I was hallucinating.

[mrsmaalox]

When I was hallucinating my mouth on Pauly's , er, nevermind...

[JudynTX]

I guess I was hallucinating.

Share! :hat

[JudynTX]

I got the weirdest phone call at home.

Me - "hello"

Automated message says - "Press 1 to learn more about Capitalism".

I hung up. WTF

[TimothyLeary]

I guess I was hallucinating.

I know the feeling.

[PakiDan]

When I was hallucinating my mouth on Pauly's , er, nevermind...

Bbbboooiinnngg!

[ToughActinTinactin]

I need to change socks.

[ashbeeigh]

hell yes. That's a fun avatar.

[marini martini]

Ash.........is that you????^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You look like "Chatty Cathy" Doll!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Ash.........is that you????^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You look like "Chatty Cathy" Doll!!!

Yes ma'am.

http://www.yearbookyourself.com/

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is that Buffy or Jody in ash's avatar?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

uIsO2jCSbY0

[jman3000]

holy balls.

looks to be a fairly busy road that probably is straight like that for a while considering how fast he was going.

they were probably clubbing and a bit tipsy and weren't paying attention to traffic. tards.

[jman3000]

I had the same year book picture all 4 years of high school. i never showed up to the picture taking dealy so they just used my freshman picture every year.

I even think they used it my senior year when you're supposed to wear a tuxedo or whatever. I don't really know.. I've never looked.

[ashbeeigh]

I had the same year book picture all 4 years of high school. i never showed up to the picture taking dealy so they just used my freshman picture every year.

I even think they used it my senior year when you're supposed to wear a tuxedo or whatever. I don't really know.. I've never looked.

I have all my yearbooks from kinder to freshmen year of college, which is sad. But it comes in handy sometimes.

[samikeyp]

Is that Buffy or Jody in ash's avatar?

Looks a little like Mrs. Beasley.

[JudynTX]

Today has got to be dumbass day.

[angel_luv]

Sorry to hear that Panda Spur.

I am having an exceptionally blessed day. My mom came by my work and bought me lunch.

A friend also stopped by and told me some great news.

And so far, no one has asked me if the elevator goes upstairs.

It's great to be alive. :)

[JudynTX]

Sorry to hear that Panda Spur.

I am having an exceptionally blessed day. My mom came by my work and bought me lunch.

A friend also stopped by and told me some great news.

And so far, no one has asked me if the elevator goes upstairs.

It's great to be alive. :)

I'll get over it at 5:00 p.m. :D

Mom's are so special.

[angel_luv]

I'll get over it at 5:00 p.m. :D

Mom's are so special.

Only 3 hours and 46 minutes to go and then you are FREE!

Moms are the best! :) My dad was great to me to when he was alive.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I had the same year book picture all 4 years of high school. i never showed up to the picture taking dealy so they just used my freshman picture every year.

I even think they used it my senior year when you're supposed to wear a tuxedo or whatever. I don't really know.. I've never looked.
wow.

what a renegade.

[JudynTX]

wow.

what a renegade.

Rebel :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Rebel :lol
that too

[JudynTX]

that too

Were you in a clique in HS?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Were you in a clique in HS?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/X292Firefighter/NiggaPlease.png

[JudynTX]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/X292Firefighter/NiggaPlease.png

:lol:lol I was....the cool crowd. :hat

[mrsmaalox]

Speaking of high school i'm sitting in the parking lot at Reagan right now and i can't believe how many fat teenagers I'm seeing.

[angel_luv]

I was the " that's it" crowd. I was home schooled. :)

[JudynTX]

Speaking of high school i'm sitting in the parking lot at Reagan right now and i can't believe how many fat teenagers I'm seeing.

Football players? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I had to take my cat to the vet on Tuesday. My vet in across the street from Clark. I was sooo thankful I went early because it was Prep Days. Next to the first and last day of school those are the busiest days ever.

[JudynTX]

I had to take my cat to the vet on Tuesday. My vet in across the street from Clark. I was sooo thankful I went early because it was Prep Days. Next to the first and last day of school those are the busiest days ever.

What's wrong with your kitty?

[TheQuattro]

Football players? :lol

Cheerleaders?

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/f/fat_cheerleader-12786.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

What's wrong with your kitty?

Oh please. :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

What's wrong with your kitty?


Oh please. :lmao

:lol She has allergies. The vet gave her a shot. She's back to normal.

[JudynTX]

:lol She has allergies. The vet gave her a shot. She's back to normal.

:lol Glad to hear she's ok.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol Glad to hear she's ok.

As am I.

[mrsmaalox]

Football players? :lol

I dunno most of these look like they are in the library club or the sliderule club

[ashbeeigh]

I dunno most of these look like they are in the library club or the sliderule club

I bet you only speak from experience.

[mrsmaalox]

Naw I was a band nerd. I was too cool for those library or sliderule dorks :smokin

[angel_luv]

Naw I was a band nerd. I was too cool for those library or sliderule dorks :smokin

One time at band camp...

[Minnie Mouse]

What's wrong with your kitty?


Oh please. :lmao


:lol She has allergies. The vet gave her a shot. She's back to normal.

What's she allergic to? You!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Naw I was a band nerd. I was too cool for those library or sliderule dorks :smokin

But sitting next to the band geeks were the library and sliderule dorks! You are guilty by association!

[mrsmaalox]

But sitting next to the band geeks were the library and sliderule dorks! You are guilty by association!

Wow Ash, you sure are defensive about the dorks. I wonder why......

[ashbeeigh]

Wow Ash, you sure are defensive about the dorks. I wonder why......

I'm just saying your avatar is proving to be correct. That's all.

[jman3000]

I remember the band nerds at Marshall were the biggest sluts on the planet. The band girls would fuck anyone and anything.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were huge band nerd orgies.

[ashbeeigh]

I remember the band nerds at Marshall were the biggest sluts on the planet. The band girls would fuck anyone and anything.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were huge band nerd orgies.

That's Marshall. Marshall is trashy....case and point...my 18 year old sister's 22 year old husband. :wow

[jman3000]

husband? Damn what a retard. That'll last about 10 seconds. I think that whoreishness has more to do with genetics than anything Marshall ever taught her.

[ashbeeigh]

husband? Damn what a retard. That'll last about 10 seconds. I think that whoreishness has more to do with genetics than anything Marshall ever taught her.

The husband went to Marshall not her!

[jman3000]

In that case... he's a pimp for bagging some young slut.

Props.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Bruce Leroy is kicking arse on my TV.


Good stuff.

[JudynTX]

:toast TGIF everybody!

Busy weekend ahead.

[SpursStalker]

:toast TGIF everybody!

Busy weekend ahead.

:toast :downspin:

[JudynTX]

:toast :downspin:

:gpower

[SpursStalker]

:gpower

:fishing

[JudynTX]

:fishing

You're going fishing this weekend? Sweet! :lol

[SpursStalker]

You're going fishing this weekend? Sweet! :lol

:lol

I'm fishin fer men ...

:wow

[JudynTX]

:lol

I'm fishin fer men ...

:wow

What kind of bait are you using? :wow

[SpursStalker]

What kind of bait are you using? :wow

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/08.gif

[JudynTX]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/08.gif

:lmao Hilarious! I hope it works. :D

[SpursStalker]

:lmao Hilarious! I hope it works. :D

:lol

I'll let ya know ...

[marini martini]

Well here I am, all alone in Olympia, Wa. My daughter is leaving today after work. Found a great Tavern yesterday, now if I can just find a freakin' liquor store.:toast

[SpursStalker]

Well here I am, all alone in Olympia, Wa. My daughter is leaving today after work. Found a great Tavern yesterday, now if I can just find a freakin' liquor store.:toast

Marini!!!

I wish I was with ya ....

Hope you're having a great time!! We need to gtg when you get back!

:toast :downspin:

[marini martini]

Marini!!!

I wish I was with ya ....

Hope you're having a great time!! We need to gtg when you get back!

:toast :downspin:

I'm having a blast!!!! Now that my brainiac daughter is gone..........I can finaly have some fun!!!:toast

We'll gtg soon enough!:downspin:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well here I am, all alone in Olympia, Wa. My daughter is leaving today after work. Found a great Tavern yesterday, now if I can just find a freakin' liquor store.:toast

taverns are english and pub's are irish correct?

[marini martini]

taverns are english and pub's are irish correct?

Must be.......................Pub's have Neon Shamrocks in the window.


Taverns have "National Brotherhood" and a neon Masonic Star in the window.

I selected the Tavern for $1.50 well drinks, then went to the Pub for a $12.00 rib eye!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Must be.......................Pub's have Neon Shamrocks in the window.


Taverns have "National Brotherhood" and a neon Masonic Star in the window.

I selected the Tavern for $1.50 well drinks, then went to the Pub for a $12.00 rib eye!!!:toast

well hopefully that's true. i ask 'cause there's this new place opening up called McClarin's Tavern with a leprechaun beside it. i thought it should've been called McClarin's Pub. oh well

[mrsmaalox]

taverns are english and pub's are irish correct?

No, no, no! Both exist in England and Ireland, but a long, long time ago pubs (i.e public houses) served the general public, while taverns were private and served only private guests. Today they are the exact same thing :toast

[ORION]

well hopefully that's true. i ask 'cause there's this new place opening up called McClarin's Tavern with a leprechaun beside it. i thought it should've been called McClarin's Pub. oh well
Just wait until you find out that the owner is Hindu.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, no, no! Both exist in England and Ireland, but a long, long time ago pubs (i.e public houses) served the general public, while taverns were private and served only private guests. Today they are the exact same thing :toast
i see. thanks.

[mrsmaalox]

i see. thanks.

My pleasure, big guy :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just wait until you find out that the owner is Hindu.



http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Gran-Torino-movie-22.jpg
"probably some damn zipperhead"

[JudynTX]

I'll be leaving soon for the day. Don't be sad. :toast

I hope each and every one of my buddies has a nice weekend. :hat

[SpursStalker]

I'll be leaving soon for the day. Don't be sad. :toast

I hope each and every one of my buddies has a nice weekend. :hat

Take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:depressed

[marini martini]

Where ya goin'???

[MosesGuthrie]

Where ya goin'???

She is probably going home so she can stick her Mcnabb action figure in her cunt and her eagles pennant up her ass.

[Minnie Mouse]

Sounds like you got your "you know what" caught in a mouse trap, buddy!!! SheesH!

[Melmart1]

Oh look! The harpies and the Lover of the Dog Killer have taken over! A new low for the Quattro.

[ShoogarBear]

Dog killers suck.

Cat killers are okay, though.

[Melmart1]

Dog killers suck.

Cat killers are okay, though.

As long as it's humane :lol

[jman3000]

I like cats. You can just chill with them and not have em licking your face left and right.

[ashbeeigh]

I like cats. You can just chill with them and not have em licking your face left and right.

You obviously don't know my cat.



ahahaha. probably shouldn't be posting that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oh look! The harpies and the Lover of the Dog Killer have taken over! A new low for the Quattro.

Shiftless hausfraus have to have somewhere to spout their pointless bullshit.
Don't know why they choose this thread, though.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ash, who is that in your picture?
It can't possibly be you. Your eyes aren't all wonky.

[CuckingFunt]

Shiftless hausfraus have to have somewhere to spout their pointless bullshit.
Don't know why they choose this thread, though.

Such is the life of a shiftless hausfrau that taking over an existing foul mouthed message board thread to use for inane chatter instead of starting one of your own suffices as edgy rebellion.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Such is the life of a shiftless hausfrau that taking over an existing foul mouthed message board thread to use for inane chatter instead of starting one of your own suffices as edgy rebellion.

A group mid-life crisis?

[CuckingFunt]

A group mid-life crisis?

Sad, isn't it?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sad, isn't it?

Very.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.funnyordie.com/bikinicinema

:lol
What a brilliant group of thespians.

[CuckingFunt]

That was painful to watch.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That was painful to watch.

Did you watch all three videos?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you watch all three videos?

I couldn't even make it through the Lebowski one.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I couldn't even make it through the Lebowski one.

Watch the Star Wars one.
It's so bad it's brilliant!