Free Quattro Razor (20)

[ATRAIN]

Mel is Blasian

Ash has mouth herpes but didnt get them from Jungleman. Although she did get crabs from him.

[TheQuattro]

Gah. I have nothing clever to say that won't open up another can of worms. So, I won't say anything except "no."

You've already said a mouthful.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss the rule outlawing comments or discussions that focus on ashbeeigh in a sexual manner.

[ATRAIN]

You've already said a mouthful.

:lmao

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

4:57 tee time.

Why do I torture myself? At least it's a balmy 75 degrees with a nice 5 MPH westerly wind.

[ATRAIN]

4:57 tee time.

Why do I torture myself? At least it's a balmy 75 degrees with a nice 5 MPH westerly wind.

im jealous

[CuckingFunt]

4:57 tee time.

Why do I torture myself? At least it's a balmy 75 degrees with a nice 5 MPH westerly wind.

I don't get the appeal of golf.

[florige]

I think PW might had been in here too that night for a little while.

[ATRAIN]

I think PW might had been in here too that night for a little while.

he was

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It's relaxing and is a perfect way to end the work week. It's also extremely frustrating. I have a very strong love/hate relationship with golf, much like many of the women I've stumbled across in my life.

Plus, chicks in proper golf attire are sexy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think PW might had been in here too that night for a little while.

He has the Bob Evans' sausage links for fingers, right?

Or was that someone else?

[florige]

he was



DIdn't both of you guys leave and hit the bar or something?

[florige]

He has the Bob Evans' sausage links for fingers, right?

Or was that someone else?



No thats not him. I think you are getting him mixed up with the Peewee's wee-wee poster.

[Silver21_Black20]

No thats not him. I think you are getting him mixed up with the Peewee's wee-wee poster.

It was him. He posted a pic of his baby and she was laying in his hands and I think mel said he had vienna sausage looking fingers. Ha!

[El Chorizo]

It was him. He posted a pic of his baby and she was laying in his hands and I think mel said he had vienna sausage looking fingers. Ha!

His fingers match his chorizito.

[mrsmaalox]

Golf is pretty awesome i think. That and basketball are the only sports i can watch

[Silver21_Black20]

I would like to play golf but not during this summer heat. I've never golfed.

[florige]

Golf is pretty awesome i think. That and basketball are the only sports i can watch



I watch it sometimes when they try and sink those long ass shots. I don't think I will ever be able to just sit down and watch an entire golf match though.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It was him. He posted a pic of his baby and she was laying in his hands and I think mel said he had vienna sausage looking fingers. Ha!

Yeah, I had to look it up, but it was definitely him:


I feel great at 32, soon to be 33.

Of course, my fingers don't look like they come in a Bob Evans' or Pepperidge Farms' package.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2207914&postcount=3213

[ATRAIN]

Trainwreck: It's obvious you never made it past elementary school.

who the fuck is this, how did I miss this poster??

[ashbeeigh]

I have a set of golf clubs gathering dust. Well..they have been for the last like 5 years. I wouldn't mind getting them out. But, then again, I do suck at golf. Like I suck at most sports.

[TheQuattro]

I have a set of golf clubs gathering dust. Well..they have been for the last like 5 years. I wouldn't mind getting them out. But, then again, I do suck at golf. Like I suck at most sports.

Sounds to me like you have a thing for sucking.

[mrsmaalox]

I would like to play golf but not during this summer heat. I've never golfed.

It's really nice in good weather. Take some lessons over the winter and see how you like it. I found that the lessons are a lot of fun too

[florige]

who the fuck is this, how did I miss this poster??



Dude you know damn well that is your Atrain troll. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Dude you know damn well that is your Atrain troll. :lol

I'd say so too but they know how to spell, unlike Atrain.

[mrsmaalox]

I watch it sometimes when they try and sink those long ass shots. I don't think I will ever be able to just sit down and watch an entire golf match though.

I was like that until I moved to Augusta, Georgia. That town is all about golf, and just an all around awesome place to live. I went to the Master's every year and it's funny but that's not even all about the golf. The Augusta National is amazingly beautiful. If you've ever felt like you are walking in a beautiful painting, it's like that.

But until they allow black people in, you might be able to just peek in thru the fence ;)

[florige]

I was like that until I moved to Augusta, Georgia. That town is all about golf, and just an all around awesome place to live. I went to the Master's every year and it's funny but that's not even all about the golf. The Augusta National is amazingly beautiful. If you've ever felt like you are walking in a beautiful painting, it's like that.

But until they allow black people in, you might be able to just peek in thru the fence ;)



:lmao Yeah because Tiger already donouced the black in him already.

[ashbeeigh]

Sounds to me like you have a thing for sucking.

oh. man. You got me.

[Boris]

I like to burn one after 9 holes.

[ATRAIN]

I'd say so too but they know how to spell, unlike Atrain.

:depressed:bang

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain, buy me a 360. I'll be your friend and even let you come hang out with me.

[ORION]

Guess who just had 15 points and 20 boards during his game right now ????

[ShoogarBear]

I would like to play golf but not during this summer heat. I've never golfed.

Wouldn't they have to weld you a double-length club or something?

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck: It's obvious you never made it past elementary school.

Its obvious you need to shut the fuck up

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Guess who just had 15 points and 20 boards during his game right now ????

I thought that Vegas summer league was over?

[ORION]

I thought that Vegas summer league was over?
I bet I could of did better than McClinton.

[ashbeeigh]

beer pong tonight! Guess who's going to kick some ass?

[ashbeeigh]

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ashbeeigh, Condemned 2 HelLA


That's right. Me. Yes. I will kick ass.


Hey remember that time when Mel told you you had to read the whole Quattro and you believed her? :lmao That was funny.

[CuckingFunt]

beer pong tonight! Guess who's going to kick some ass?

Beer pong is for douches and skanks.

And douchey skanks.

[ORION]

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ashbeeigh, Condemned 2 HelLA


That's right. Me. Yes. I will kick ass.


Hey remember that time when Mel told you you had to read the whole Quattro and you believed her? :lmao That was funny.
I would out rebound you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wouldn't they have to weld you a double-length club or something?

Probably and I'd want it to be a jolly-green giant color.

[ashbeeigh]

Beer pong is for douches and skanks.

And douchey skanks.

I don't think so. To each their own.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

beer pong tonight! Guess who's going to kick some ass?

So how'd you fare playing the beer bong or the beer dong or whatever it is that you crazy kids do these days?
Who's bed did you wake up in?
Are there any incriminating pictures?
Which volume of Girls Gone Wild will you be appearing in?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[ashbeeigh]

So how'd you fare playing the beer bong or the beer dong or whatever it is that you crazy kids do these days?
Who's bed did you wake up in?
Are there any incriminating pictures?
Which volume of Girls Gone Wild will you be appearing in?
Inquiring minds want to know.

1. It was fair for the first time playing in three years.
2. Mine....but I got home at 6 in the morning.
3. No photos.
4.No GGW

[ashbeeigh]

and I also think I have found a way around my 60 day trial of office 2007...never close excel and never turn off the computer...lol. Ashley -1 Bill Gates - 0

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't think so. To each their own.

I have to agree with Mel on this one. Beer Pong is for douche bags. I bet ATRAIN plays beer pong.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

2. Mine....but I got home at 6 in the morning.

Then who's bed were you in until you got home at six in the morning.........and if you actually got home at 6 in the morning....


3. No photos.

There's most definately photos.

[Kori Ellis]

and I also think I have found a way around my 60 day trial of office 2007...never close excel and never turn off the computer...lol. Ashley -1 Bill Gates - 0

http://www.openoffice.org/

Download it for free. The spreadsheet program is the same as Excel, you can save in .xls format, etc.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.openoffice.org/

Download it for free. The spreadsheet program is the same as Excel, you can save in .xls format, etc.

I have been using both, interchangeably. The auto filter in Excel is just a bit more detailed then open office's is...I tried for about two minutes and just couldn't do what i needed to do (talk about a princess...huh?)

I'm just being lazy. I'm going to spring for the $150 in a few days for the product key.

[ashbeeigh]

I have to agree with Mel on this one. Beer Pong is for douche bags. I bet ATRAIN plays beer pong.

I'm not saying it's a party game for NYC socialites, but it's not completely douchey....I mean...come on. Can't a girl have her moments?

Well...except for ATRAIN. HE'll always be a douche.

[Spur-Addict]

I for one love Beer Pong. I'm not a douche, and i'm great at it. My first summer playing it, my partner and I became renowned around our area. Any party we went to, we'd eventually end up on the pong table dominating. It got to the point to where we would go to events just for the pong. I love that game. It's just shooting free throws, and I treat it as such. I'm somewhat retired now. I occasionally play a game here and there. And my real partner isn't around much anymore. We sort of grew out of it. But we still love it.

[mookie2001]

beer pong just tells people youre younger than 25, probably have a myspace, and your house is sticky and smells like stale beer

[mrsmaalox]

I've never had a jello shot. They sound yummy, but I suspect they could also be considered douche-like.

[Strike]

I've never had a jello shot. They sound yummy, but I suspect they could also be considered douche-like.

Fuck that. I dig jell-o shots. If someone wants to think I'm a douche for liking them, I couldn't care less.

[GAYTRAIN]

Is it wrong that I touch myself in private places while thinking about Steven?

[CuckingFunt]

I have to agree with Mel on this one. Beer Pong is for douche bags. I bet ATRAIN plays beer pong.

Mel isn't the one who said that.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never had a jello shot. They sound yummy, but I suspect they could also be considered douche-like.

Not douchey. Just... girly.

Like, college girl who just started drinking-y.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. The only eventful part of the day was the part where the 5 year old put my digital camera in the kiddie pool and said "Look! My 1 year old sister does that too!" My faith has been lost in the youth of america.

[Silver21_Black20]

Not douchey. Just... girly.

Like, college girl who just started drinking-y.

I have never participated in beer pong nor have I ever had a jello shot. What the hell did I do during my late teen, early 20 yrs. Geezus!

[Silver21_Black20]

fuck. The only eventful part of the day was the part where the 5 year old put my digital camera in the kiddie pool and said "Look! My 1 year old sister does that too!" My faith has been lost in the youth of america.

Did you slap that kid for putting your digital camera in the pool?

[CuckingFunt]

I have never participated in beer pong nor have I ever had a jello shot. What the hell did I do during my late teen, early 20 yrs. Geezus!

I had a jello shot once out of curiosity, but I've avoided beer pong like the plague. Probably made easier in my case by the fact that neither was popular when I was at that age, as well as by the fact that I always hung out with people older than me.

I moved pretty seamlessly from high school to dive bars and martini culture.

[ashbeeigh]

Did you slap that kid for putting your digital camera in the pool?

Beat him up with a ninja sword.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ash,
why did you not beat the kid about the head with your flippy floppies?

[ashbeeigh]

ash,
why did you not beat the kid about the head with your flippy floppies?

To be honest, I wasn't that upset. It was a cheap camera. The parents are going to replace it. And :lol I should have.

[PakiDan]

fuck. The only eventful part of the day was the part where the 5 year old put my digital camera in the kiddie pool and said "Look! My 1 year old sister does that too!" My faith has been lost in the youth of america.

Ash... I hate to admit this, but I find myself getting aroused when you cuss.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash... I hate to admit this, but I find myself getting aroused when you cuss.

What? I'm not 2Blonde!

[PakiDan]

What? I'm not 2Blonde!

No, but something about you with a dirty mouth is kinda hot! ;)

[to21]

and I also think I have found a way around my 60 day trial of office 2007...never close excel and never turn off the computer...lol. Ashley -1 Bill Gates - 0Or get some college student to buy it for you at the book store for $25 bucks.

[ORION]

I have to agree with Mel on this one. Beer Pong is for douche bags. I bet ATRAIN plays beer pong.
I have played this beer pong however it was on the wii and it was with my 5 year old son.

[ashbeeigh]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've never had a jello shot. They sound yummy, but I suspect they could also be considered douche-like.nah. they're quite tasty and do the job. a friend of mine did jello pudding shots once and those were very tasty. the aftermath with a little bubbly though

[ashbeeigh]

wow

Have you gotten caught up with the thread and how incredibly racist we've been recently?

[mrsmaalox]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

They actually told her she and her date will be the only non-blacks there? I'd be very suspicious if I were her. Sounds like a set up; something is probably going to "happen".

[Silver21_Black20]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

Fail!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Have you gotten caught up with the thread and how incredibly racist we've been recently?just observing. you make it sound like you're going to a foreign place to an event with strange animals with 3 arms. that's all. sarcasm glasses aren't on.

[Dr. Gonzo]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

Usually black people don't have weddings. The male negro impregnates a female and the female never hears from black negro again. That's how it goes. No weddings or marriages are involved in the process.

[ashbeeigh]

Fail!

I told her to wear a church hat.

[ashbeeigh]

They actually told her she and her date will be the only non-blacks there? I'd be very suspicious if I were her. Sounds like a set up; something is probably going to "happen".

It was more like deductive reasoning.

[ATRAIN]

for the record ive never played beer pong

Now quarters and waterfalls ive played and im sure most of you have.

[ATRAIN]

Have you gotten caught up with the thread and how incredibly racist we've been recently?

what the hell are you talking about? No one has been racist in here you damn cracker.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Syllogisms are weeping throughout the world.

[samikeyp]

what the hell are you talking about? No one has been racist in here you damn cracker.

No no...its "crackwhore".

:lol

[marini martini]

I told her to wear a church hat.

Tell her to wear a hoodie.:toast

[mrsmaalox]

It was more like deductive reasoning.


Syllogisms are weeping throughout the world.

Black people are having a wedding. I am white. Therefore, I will be the only white person at the wedding.

[ashbeeigh]

Black people are having a wedding. I am white. Therefore, I will be the only white person at the wedding.

I didn't say it. You did.

[samikeyp]

mrsmaalox hates black people.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't say it. You did.

:lol okay

[timvp]

Why do white people say the word "definitely" so much these days?

Conversation 30 seconds ago I overheard:


We'll definitely talk about it this weekend.


Definitely.


Alright, I'll definitely give you a call.


Sounds good. No later than Monday of next week.


Definitely, definitely.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol okay

and they call me a racist.

[Dark Gable]

mrsmaalox hates black people.

I could change that real quick.

[Dark Gable]

Black people are having a wedding. I am white. Therefore, I will be the only white person at the wedding.

Who the hell invited your white ass!?!?

[ashbeeigh]

Why do white people say the word "definitely" so much these days?

Conversation 30 seconds ago I overheard:

Not gonna lie, I definitely say it a lot.

I say that, amazing, fabulous, and absolutely a lot as well.

[mrsmaalox]

and they call me a racist.

Nah mostly they just call you stupid ;)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and juggss

[ATRAIN]

Why do white people say the word "definitely" so much these days?

Conversation 30 seconds ago I overheard:

the man definitely has a point

[mrsmaalox]

Who the hell invited your white ass!?!?

I ain't white; but my ass may be a bit pale...

[CuckingFunt]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

It may just be a crazy rumor, but I hear people get married at black weddings.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Vapid.

I'm hungry.

Lightly-oiled, grilled zucchini seasoned with salt/crushed reds and a proscuitto, asiago, radicchio panini. Ciabatta nicely oiled. Fresh garlic.

I'm all types of lazy right now, though.

[CuckingFunt]

I told her to wear a church hat.

You should have told her to go in blackface.

[CuckingFunt]

Vapid.

I'm hungry.

Lightly-oiled, grilled zucchini seasoned with salt/crushed reds and a proscuitto, asiago, radicchio panini. Ciabatta nicely oiled. Fresh garlic.

I'm all types of lazy right now, though.

I, too, am hungry. And several types of lazy. Zucchini doesn't appeal to me, though.

[Dark Gable]

Do they still play that damn chicken dance song at every white wedding?

[Dark Gable]

You should have told her to go in blackface.

Works for me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sadly, only guinea weddings.

[CuckingFunt]

WR23Me3FguA

[CuckingFunt]

I've only been to three or four weddings in my life. They all confuse and amaze me, regardless the ethnicity(ies) involved.

[Dark Gable]

I've only been to three or four weddings in my life. They all confuse and amaze me, regardless the ethnicity(ies) involved.

I find it hard that such a simple thing as a wedding would confuse and amaze you. I would have expected a long winded post about the differences and how they effect women, blah, blah, blah.

[mrsmaalox]

You should have told her to go in blackface.

Damn :lmao

[samikeyp]

So is it wrong to tell someone who you don't really like(and who doesn't know Spanish) that the next time they are at a Mexican restaurant, they should ask for the Queso de Culo?

[mrsmaalox]

I hear it's tastier than the queso fundillo

[florige]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.



After the fighting and shooting there is normally a wedding somewhere within that time period.

[ashbeeigh]

After the fighting and shooting there is normally a wedding somewhere within that time period.

She was more concerned about what to wear...to match the church hat.

[Summers]

Fromunda cheese.

[Summers]

Do they still play that damn chicken dance song at every white wedding?

That's at redneck weddings. And yes. I was once the only Baptist at a Catholic wedding and embarrassed myself by almost saying ALL of the Lord's Prayer.

[Dr. Gonzo]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some shit. That and the boot scooting one.

[Melmart1]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some shit. That and the boot scooting one.

Was there at least one cumbia? It ain't a Mexican wedding w/o a cumbia.

[ORION]

Why do white people say the word "definitely" so much these days?

Conversation 30 seconds ago I overheard:

I definitely have a problem with this.

[ORION]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some shit. That and the boot scooting one.

You should of hired Batman. He would of had everyone C Walkin

[ashbeeigh]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some shit. That and the boot scooting one.

my wedding will include all of the above plus the cumbia. My invitations will also say "dancing mandatory."

[ashbeeigh]

This may be why I'm not married.

[Summers]

This may be why I'm not married.

That and you're not sure what happens at weddings. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

That and you're not sure what happens at weddings. :lol

:lol I've been to my fair share of weddings. I was just at one two weeks ago.

[mrsmaalox]

She was more concerned about what to wear...to match the church hat.

Well, asking Flo for fashion advice on what any color woman should wear to any color wedding is certainly a step in the right direction. He could be a regular contributor to your fashion blog :toast

[Frenzy]

You can save major $$$ not having a wedding. I don't care for them.

[mrsmaalox]

Was there at least one cumbia? It ain't a Mexican wedding w/o a cumbia.

I haven't been to a wedding in years. The Mexican ones always had a cumbia, but they also weren't complete until Gato Barbieri or Santana's version of Europa played. It always made the women swoon but I never figured out why :huh

[ashbeeigh]

Speaking of weddings...when I got home today from work I had a fancy envelope in the mail from "Guy and Girl" and I was like "WTF?" and then I remembered I gave "girl" my address to send her wedding invitation. I've known "guy" since I was seven and "girl" since I was 16...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Many babies have been conceived to Europa.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Have you and "guy" done it?

[mrsmaalox]

Many babies have been conceived to Europa.

At weddings?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm sure those drunk mexicans would have that album at home after hearing it at the wedding.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh I see. The women were swooning in anticipation.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

jess

[ashbeeigh]

Have you and "guy" done it?

No. In second grade I had a mad crush on him though. He was the the king of recess soccer. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No. In second grade I had a mad crush on him though. He was the the king of recess soccer. :lol
is this the facebook guy?

[ashbeeigh]

is this the facebook guy?

ahahahahahahahaha. No.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was there at least one cumbia? It ain't a Mexican wedding w/o a cumbia.

That goes without saying.

[marini martini]

I told her to wear a church hat.


Tell her to wear a hoodie.:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao

Dam, I'm funny!!!:toast


I've only been to three or four weddings in my life. They all confuse and amaze me, regardless the ethnicity(ies) involved.


Tranny!!!:toast

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some shit.

Sounds like "The Time Warp".
:vomit:

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Who thought that the world needed a sequel to the "Alvin & the Chipmunks" movie?
Was it the same nitwit who green-lighted "G-Force"?
This person needs to be hung, drawn and quartered post haste.

[Melmart1]

Who thought that the world needed a sequel to the "Alvin & the Chipmunks" movie?
Was it the same nitwit who green-lighted "G-Force"?
This person needs to be hung, drawn and quartered post haste.

I saw a preview at the theater, it's called "The Squequel" ... get it, hahaha ... :vomit:

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I saw a preview at the theater, it's called "The Squequel" ... get it, hahaha ... :vomit:

Melly, Melly, Melly..........
.........that was almost Immodium/moroni-esque.
:bang:nope:(:depressed
Please promise me that you'll never do anything like that again.

[CuckingFunt]

Tranny!!!:toast

Gotta love logic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Gotta love logic.

You mean drunken "wisdom", right?

[CuckingFunt]

You mean drunken "wisdom", right?

Of course.

[Melmart1]

Melly, Melly, Melly..........
.........that was almost Immodium/moroni-esque.
:bang:nope:(:depressed
Please promise me that you'll never do anything like that again.

Um ... I didn't do that, that is REALLY the name of the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231580/), at least that is what it said. I don't give a shit because I didn't see the first one and have no intention of seeing the second one.

But poor Jason Lee. To go from Almost Famous and the Kevin Smith movies to talking chipmunks in under a decade. That's some bad karma right there.

[CuckingFunt]

Um ... I didn't do that, that is REALLY the name of the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231580/), at least that is what it said. I don't give a shit because I didn't see the first one and have no intention of seeing the second one.

But poor Jason Lee. To go from Almost Famous and the Kevin Smith movies to talking chipmunks in under a decade. That's some bad karma right there.

People will do anything for a paycheck.

Hell, Sam Rockwell is one of the voices in G-Force.

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of voices, I heard that "Futurama" is coming back for 26 new episodes on Comedy Central. Happiness didn't even last a full two seconds before it was also mentioned that none of the original voice actors are coming back. Seriously, why bother?

[ORION]

Who thought that the world needed a sequel to the "Alvin & the Chipmunks" movie?
Was it the same nitwit who green-lighted "G-Force"?
This person needs to be hung, drawn and quartered post haste.

Hey my 5 year old son wants to see G-Force

[ShoogarBear]

But if you want to know how I really feel
Get the cameras rollin'
Just get the action goin'
Baby you know my love for you is real
Just take me where you want to
Me and my heart you steal

[ShoogarBear]

Hey my 5 year old son wants to see G-Force

Yah, surrrrrre.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey my 5 year old son wants to see G-Force
i wonder if richard gere will get a thrill up his leg watching this.

[ORION]

Yah, surrrrrre.

Well I have to get excited with him

[Silver21_Black20]

i wonder if richard gere will get a thrill up his leg watching this.

I had never heard about this til recently.

[ashbeeigh]

Roger Creager tonight!

[ShoogarBear]

I had never heard about this til recently.

Well, the speed of sounds takes some time to travel up that far.

[ShoogarBear]

I had never heard about this til recently.

Midge hasn't shown you his videotape collection?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Midge hasn't shown you his videotape collection?

We don't have the VCR connected and I haven't converted those to DVD just yet.

[ShoogarBear]

A guy told us once about something they did (do?) in San Francisco called spleening. It's when you reach your hand up someones rectum and colon until you can grab his spleen. Then you squeeze it and give him a blood rush.

When he told the story, it made all of us stop eating dinner.

[Strike]

Huh.

:vomit:

[timvp]

I have been awake for 31 straight hours.

[timvp]

I've only eaten two meals. So if I eat again I'd be eating yesterday's dinner.

Live leftovers.

In a way.

Nice.

[ashbeeigh]

I have been awake for 31 straight hours.

I have only stayed up for 24 hours straight once. Does that make me a loser?

[timvp]

Definitely.

[Silver21_Black20]

I stayed up for 27hrs straight once.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Megan Fox in a zombie movie.....sounds like a great concept.

[Summers]

A guy told us once about something they did (do?) in San Francisco called spleening. It's when you reach your hand up someones rectum and colon until you can grab his spleen. Then you squeeze it and give him a blood rush.

When he told the story, it made all of us stop eating dinner.

I don't think that's possible. :lol

[timvp]

Got damn I'm thungry.

[timvp]

A guy told us once about something they did (do?) in San Francisco called spleening. It's when you reach your hand up someones rectum and colon until you can grab his spleen. Then you squeeze it and give him a blood rush.

When he told the story, it made all of us stop eating dinner.

Couldn't wait to try it out?

[timvp]

I stayed up for 27hrs straight once.
I'm moving in on 33. I'm thungry. I finna drive. Should be fun. Late.

[timvp]

I ated two bananas and some tea so I'm no longer thungry :thumbup

[Summers]

I ated two bananas and some tea so I'm no longer thungry :thumbup

Go to bed, you freak. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I need to take a nap. And I've only been at work for an hour.

[ATRAIN]

I need to take a nap. And I've only been at work for an hour.

No one gives a rats ass and this place has blown donkey balls lately. I would give an update but there isnt anything to say.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9228/failowneddollpricingfai.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9228/failowneddollpricingfai.jpg

aww. pobrecita. How much was the hispanic one?

[timvp]

:wakeup

[Silver21_Black20]

:wakeup

So why were you up for 33hrs straight? How long did you sleep?

[timvp]

So why were you up for 33hrs straight?Work. Monday ran long and became Tuesday. And I think the final tally was 37 :hat


How long did you sleep?

About ten hours. Still trying to wake up tho :sleep

[jman3000]

pussy. I was up at 8 on sunday and didnt get to sleep til 11 last night.

[jman3000]

I was freaking out while driving last night though... I must have been hallucinating.

I remember tapping the breaks every nowand then because I was seeing people and animals in front of me.

Now that I think about it I'm lucky I didn't hit a tree.

[Silver21_Black20]

On Maury,

Female: "He comes home smelling like sex, Maury."

Male: "Man, I work at a seafood restaurant."

:lol

[timvp]

I was freaking out while driving last night though... I must have been hallucinating.

I remember tapping the breaks every nowand then because I was seeing people and animals in front of me.

Now that I think about it I'm lucky I didn't hit a tree.
:violin

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I never got my 250 trophy, timvp.

Why don't you like me?

[Dr. Gonzo]

timvp


hi

[PakiDan]

SHHHHHH!!!!! Ash is sleeping!

[Dr. Gonzo]

aww. pobrecita. How much was the hispanic one?

There are no Mexican dolls. The closest thing they have to Mexican dolls are the Brats.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

http://gingermiss.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bratz.jpg

[jman3000]

She's too tall to be Mexican. Her olive skin leads me to believe she's Mediterranean.

[jman3000]

Mexican's are more of a light brown poop color.

[mrsmaalox]

There are no Mexican dolls. The closest thing they have to Mexican dolls are the Brats.

This is not true! But you get a pass because you do not have any daughters (I think). My daughter has an American Girl doll named Josefina, who has many traditional Mexican outfits as well a few more whorey looking ones. And the baby doll she carried around with her most of her childhood was a little Precious Moments one called "Mexican Baby". I assume she was not a very well behaved doll because my daughter eventually changed it's name to Butthead Baby. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I assume she was not a very well behaved doll because my daughter eventually changed it's name to Butthead Baby. :)

Are you sure that's not what she was calling her brothers?

[mrsmaalox]

It was definitely the doll.

[Summers]

Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

http://gingermiss.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bratz.jpg

She looks like someone who used to post here.

[angel_luv]

Wow- I just helped a really mean customer. She practically snarled at me. I hope she shops elsewhere in the future.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to send a playfully angry text message and can't decide if "pussy tease" or "cunt tease" works better as an opposite of cock tease.

I think cunt.

"Snatch tease" is also kind of fun to say, but I don't think it works as well as either of the above options.

[timvp]

Those options sound too harsh for playful purposes. Kitty Tease would be my choice. But I don't have a kitty so purrhaps my advice isn't valid.

[CuckingFunt]

Those options sound too harsh for playful purposes. Kitty Tease would be my choice. But I don't have a kitty so purrhaps my advice isn't valid.

Probably what I would have gone with if I'd thought of it in time, actually.

Don't know if I'd have been committed enough to work in the purrhaps pun, though.

[Melmart1]

Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

http://gingermiss.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bratz.jpg

Can't be Mexican. The eyebrows aren't thin enough to be sharpie, and she put lipstick on instead of just lipliner.

[Trainwreck2100]

yay 5 week old congealed blood came out of my toe today

[jman3000]

what about poon tease?

kinda sounds like a drunk redneck saying panties.

[ashbeeigh]

okay, so real race question...what do you all think about this whole Professor Gates fiasco? Is it out of hand? Why the hell did the President step in and say that the whole police force acted "stupidly"? Is stupidly even a word?

And why are we still talking about this? As hard as the world tries racism is never ever going to go away.

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't really heard as much about it since the recordings were released. I wonder why? I don't think the Pres stepped in, as in "intervened", I think he was asked his opinion at a press conference. Then he did what we see people do here on this board day after after day; he admitted "Um I don't really know any of the details..." and then proceeded to say something dumb about something he didn't know much about. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I haven't really heard as much about it since the recordings were released. I wonder why? I don't think the Pres stepped in, as in "intervened", I think he was asked his opinion at a press conference. Then he did what we see people do here on this board day after after day; he admitted "Um I don't really know any of the details..." and then proceeded to say something dumb about something he didn't know much about. :lol

I don't know. The way I understood it, he and the professor are like "butt buddys" like ATRAIN and flo. And when he heard about it he was shocked that racism still exists. As if racism went away after he won the election. So, after making his remarks about Healthcare he had to make a statement about it. Having a "beer" with the cop and the professor is just an excuse for him and the professor to get together. And in the tape, the woman who called mentioned race only once..and that's when she was asked. Big whoop.

[to21]

okay, so real race question...what do you all think about this whole Professor Gates fiasco? Is it out of hand? Why the hell did the President step in and say that the whole police force acted "stupidly"? Is stupidly even a word?

And why are we still talking about this? As hard as the world tries racism is never ever going to go away.I guess you hadn't heard where he called him a jungle monkey. They were called out by the President because he was asked to comment on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/30/gates.police.apology/index.html

Besides, maybe because ur a racist you don't understand.

[ashbeeigh]

I guess you hadn't heard where he called him a jungle monkey. They were called out by the President because he was asked to comment on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/30/gates.police.apology/index.html

Besides, maybe because ur a racist you don't understand.

I had heard about that, but forgot about it. I didn't read the article about it and didn't realize that it had added so much fuel to the fire. My whole point is....this would most likely have stayed within the Boston Press had Barack Obama not talked about it during his Press Conference.

And I may joke that I'm racist, but I'm not. There's a reason I kept this in the Quattro.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know. The way I understood it, he and the professor are like "butt buddys" like ATRAIN and flo. And when he heard about it he was shocked that racism still exists. As if racism went away after he won the election. So, after making his remarks about Healthcare he had to make a statement about it. Having a "beer" with the cop and the professor is just an excuse for him and the professor to get together. And in the tape, the woman who called mentioned race only once..and that's when she was asked. Big whoop.

Butt Buddies?

[ashbeeigh]

Butt Buddies?

That's what I said.

[Melmart1]

Butt Buddies?

I think that means that you have gay butt secks together.

[CuckingFunt]

what about poon tease?

kinda sounds like a drunk redneck saying panties.

I never say poon, for some reason.

[ATRAIN]

That's what I said.


I think that means that you have gay butt secks together.

WHAT!!!! I would never have secks with another man......on top of that with a black man!!!! EWWW GROSSSS. So I always wondered do black men buy lubrication, I mean all they have to do is use the left over fried chicken oil.

[CuckingFunt]

WHAT!!!! I would never have secks with another man......on top of that with a black man!!!! EWWW GROSSSS.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

[ashbeeigh]

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

As do I. I think I really hit a nerve. I apologize about offending both black people and homosexuals all in one foul swoop.

[CuckingFunt]

all in one foul swoop.

One fell swoop.

[mrsmaalox]

It was rather foul

[ATRAIN]

As do I. I think I really hit a nerve. I apologize about offending both black people and homosexuals all in one foul swoop.

damn your sooo fucking racist

[ashbeeigh]

One fell swoop.

well now I can't fix it. :bang

[ATRAIN]

Ash are you trying to pick up a black man with that new avi of yours?

[ATRAIN]

That pic makes you look older and more like a cougar

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

[ATRAIN]

I'm hungry.

Hello hungry.....I have some hot cheetos with lime if you want some.

[CuckingFunt]

Hello hungry.....I have some hot cheetos with lime if you want some.

Ew. That doesn't sound good.

I should have stopped for breakfast when I was driving home this morning.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you look constipated, ashbeeigh

[ATRAIN]

you look constipated, ashbeeigh

:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.

[ashbeeigh]

It also made my forehead look enormous.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.

Which makes me wonder why you continue playing.

Ashbeeigh is a negative attention whore.

[mrsmaalox]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.

That's cuz you always use your own picture!!

Edit: For the record I think your self pics are adorable; but for the pricks around here, they are just an easy target ;)

[Silver21_Black20]

Damnit! I missed the new avatar.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.

i can name two where you will
:wakeup

[ATRAIN]

Damnit! I missed the new avatar.

oh never fear I got it taken care of

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i remember the time i put that danglin' juggs animated gif on people's avatar on here. i wish i knew where i kept it.

[CuckingFunt]

C8fIVTH0TiM

[to21]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.At least now boobs are in the picture.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

At least now boobs are in the picture.
:lmao her headline under her screen name.

[Melmart1]

Damnit! I missed the new avatar.

So did I. That's what I get for actually working.

[florige]

Obama royally screwed up on this one. If it wasn't bad enough to comment on the situation without knowing wtf, then he goes one step further and throws race into the situation that made things 10x's worse. I am not saying that because I am a cop, but he messed up. I like the guy, but sometimes his in-experience really shows. He truthfully shouldn't have even commented on the issue to be honest. Why that question was even raised at a healthcare questioning session is beyond me.

[ORION]

I hate all of you. I can never win the avatar game.

I win every time with the vagina fruit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i always thought it was an old unflushed toilet.

[ORION]

i always thought it was an old unflushed toilet.
Hmmm interesting. Tell me about your earliest memory.

[ATRAIN]

Obama royally screwed up on this one. If it wasn't bad enough to comment on the situation without knowing wtf, then he goes one step further and throws race into the situation that made things 10x's worse. I am not saying that because I am a cop, but he messed up. I like the guy, but sometimes his in-experience really shows. He truthfully shouldn't have even commented on the issue to be honest. Why that question was even raised at a healthcare questioning session is beyond me.

hey Flo i know Steven already asked but can I be your nigga?

[samikeyp]

hey Flo i know Steven already asked but can I be your nigga?

Negro please!

[Melmart1]

Hey Adrian and Mikey, will you two become fans of my team on the facebook baseball tycoon? I am trying to build a better team. Thanks if you say yes. And fuck you if you say no. :)

[ATRAIN]

Hey Adrian and Mikey, will you two become fans of my team on the facebook baseball tycoon? I am trying to build a better team. Thanks if you say yes. And fuck you if you say no. :)

sure...........how do I do that?

[samikeyp]

Hey Adrian and Mikey, will you two become fans of my team on the facebook baseball tycoon? I am trying to build a better team. Thanks if you say yes. And fuck you if you say no. :)

Yes dear. :makeout

[Melmart1]

I'll send you guys invites. I thought I already did, actually. But i'll re-send now.

[ATRAIN]

Yes dear. :makeout

Hey.....WATCH YOURSELF!!

[Melmart1]

oh and ashbeeigh, that means you, too! :)

[samikeyp]

Hey.....WATCH YOURSELF!!

Or?

[ashbeeigh]

oh and ashbeeigh, that means you, too! :)

I already ignored it. :wow Is this like the sorority and farm game? I've avoided those with fear that I would become addicted.

[ATRAIN]

I already ignored it. :wow Is this like the sorority and farm game? I've avoided those with fear that I would become addicted.

dammmmmmmnn kick her ass mel