Free Quattro Razor (20)

[Silver21_Black20]

ash, who is that in your picture?
It can't possibly be you. Your eyes aren't all wonky.

:lol

My dog overly blinks his right eye for some reason and I say he has a wonky eye. We've nicknamed him ashbeeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

BxU_3bz7LQs

[ashbeeigh]

:lol

My dog overly blinks his right eye for some reason and I say he has a wonky eye. We've nicknamed him ashbeeigh.

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367

[Tits McGee]

Shiftless hausfraus are only slightly less pathetic than the gross gender confused pseudo intellectuals with baseless superiority complexes clique.


Such is the life of a shiftless hausfrau that taking over an existing foul mouthed message board thread to use for inane chatter instead of starting one of your own suffices as edgy rebellion.

Like when you started your own thread for your inane chatter? Fucking moron. LMAO

This place never changes.

[florige]

You obviously don't know my cat.



ahahaha. probably shouldn't be posting that.



Jman told me that he knew it personally.

[jman3000]

I'd say it's more of an acquantence than an actual personal relationship.

[jman3000]

I can't stand when I fall asleep at like 7 PM on a friday just to wake up at 1 or 2 AM completely revitalized with shit to do. Then I'll go back to sleep around 5 or 6 and miss half the damn day by waking up at 1.

[TheQuattro]

I'd say it's more of an acquantence than an actual personal relationship.

I've had the cat scratch fever too.

[Summers]

I've had the cat scratch fever too.

Whoa, when did you become self-aware. I miss everything.

[marini martini]

Shiftless hausfraus are only slightly less pathetic than the gross gender confused pseudo intellectuals with baseless superiority complexes clique.



Like when you started your own thread for your inane chatter? Fucking moron. LMAO

This place never changes.

Thanks!!!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Hi Marini! You still staying cool up in the great Northwest? :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You obviously don't know my cat.


Unlike half of San Antonio's west side and most of its north side?

[mrsmaalox]

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Pelican%20Oh%20Snap.JPG

[ashbeeigh]

Unlike half of San Antonio's west side and most of its north side?

:madrun

[jman3000]

and some in the CBD.

[ashbeeigh]

and some in the CBD.

CBD? I'm at a loss as to what that means.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and some in the CBD.

As well as the CPT and LBC.

[CuckingFunt]

CBD? I'm at a loss as to what that means.

I'm guessing Central Business District.

[ashbeeigh]

As well as the CPT and LBC.

Fucking quit with this! I'm too lazy to google all this.


I'm guessing Central Business District.

Oh. I knew that one.

[ashbeeigh]

As well as the CPT and LBC.

Speaking of California... beginning August 26th California ACORN foreclosure cases all come to me. Watch out world.

[ShoogarBear]

Automatic systemic
Full of color self contained
Tune that shadow to your vibes
Captivating stimulating
She's such a sexy lady
Filled with space age design

She's movin' groovin'
Dancin' to the music yeah!

[ShoogarBear]

There aren't enough horn sections anymore

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog's First Rule of Music: There's no such thing as a bad song with a good horn track.

[mrsmaalox]

Shoog's First Rule of Music: There's no such thing as a bad song with a good horn track.

That is a very good rule.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/TheDevil.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

That guy has a tattoo shop also? Or is it a combo tattoo/optical? He's cool :tu

[ashbeeigh]

I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/TheDevil.jpg

You can now die a happy man.

[PakiDan]

You can now die a happy man.

Someone please photoshop this into a movie poster! OOPS - wrong quote - the EconoOp. pic.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/TheDevil.jpg

oh yeah. that's mike nutzitch. i used to buy from him when i used to wear glasses. he was right by ingram mall. cool dude.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

cQkvi4sSB5E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQkvi4sSB5E

[mrsmaalox]

cQkvi4sSB5E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQkvi4sSB5E

No horn track there...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No horn track there...
good ears there

[Summers]

There aren't enough horn sections anymore

kKNMJnqR0Ck&feature

[ashbeeigh]

oh yeah. that's mike nutzitch. i used to buy from him when i used to wear glasses. he was right by ingram mall. cool dude.

I know that's not how you spell it, but that's hilarious.

[Summers]

I'm making a new rule: stop giving my kids silly putty and bubbles as party favors. And no more toys that sound like full-scale emergency vehicles. I freaking hate bubbles. They end up on the kitchen floor and I end up on my ass.

[katyon6th]

Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.

[Summers]

I don't really get toilet seat covers.

[Trainwreck2100]

Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.

c'est la vie

[Trainwreck2100]

also i run by mike yuckitz house all the time occasionaly hell wave from his car

[katyon6th]

c'est la vie

Oui, oui.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.
i have a funny story about toilet seat covers. i call them ass gaskets. i'll need to do a search for it on here. posted it once. it's a pretty involved story.

[katyon6th]

I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.




He used to pay for wake up service at the answering service I worked at while I was going to college. TheTruth used to wake him up on a daily basis.

[Trainwreck2100]

Oui, oui.

oh shawntae

[katyon6th]

oh shawntae

Hehe. I'm bored.

[mrsmaalox]

kKNMJnqR0Ck&feature

Summers, you are a woman after my own heart!! :)

Check out the Dap-Kings, they left Sharon for a while to play with Skanky Winehouse but I believe they are back:

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[mrsmaalox]

Better horn track here

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[Summers]

Summers, you are a woman after my own heart!! :)

Check out the Dap-Kings, they left Sharon for a while to play with Skanky Winehouse but I believe they are back:

8ouI5KcyHfE&feature=related

It's now on my ipod. :)

[mrsmaalox]

i have a funny story about toilet seat covers. i call them ass gaskets. i'll need to do a search for it on here. posted it once. it's a pretty involved story.

Well just give us the Cliff notes then: "Viva had to take his daily 3pm dump. No toilet paper in stall. Used a toilet seat cover or 2 to wipe his ass. Viva felt quite clever afterward." :D That way we are spared from the more gory details! LOL

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well just give us the Cliff notes then: "Viva had to take his daily 3pm dump. No toilet paper in stall. Used a toilet seat cover or 2 to wipe his ass. Viva felt quite clever afterward." :D That way we are spared from the more gory details! LOL
oh no. nothing like that. basically this toilet was an automatic flusher. i wiped the seat down. set the ass gaskets. pulled down my pants. ass headed to seat and woooooooooooosh. the damn toilet flushed and took the ass gaskets. i kinda chuckled about it then set the ass gaskets. ass headed to seat and woooooooooooosh, again. i looked up for cameras just in case some idiot was about to barge in and say it was a joke. that happened about 2 more times before my ass touched the seat(via the ass gaskets) and i opened up the hatch.
:wakeup

[PakiDan]

i have a funny story about toilet seat covers. i call them ass gaskets. i'll need to do a search for it on here. posted it once. it's a pretty involved story. \\

That reminds of my pooping with shaq story... I'll have to search that one too!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

\\

That reminds of my pooping with shaq story... I'll have to search that one too!
wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol:lol

I used to take a dump every morning at 9am on the dot while working at the AT&T Center. I would go down to the charter member section because it was always empty and the bathrooms were more private... well, one morning I go to do my usual 9 o'clock routine ... I'm sitting in the stall and I had just released my first steamer when I hear someone walk into the bathroom. There were several empty stalls down the line, but the ass clown chooses the stall next to mine. He sits down and within seconds releases the loudest, earth rumbling flatulence I have ever heard, followed by a splash that had to get his nuts thoroughly wet. I tried my hardest to hold it, but I had to release a quick laugh. I then heard a voice that I thought sounded extremely familiar to me. Could it be??? Nooo..... I kind of benty down a little to get the best peak I could under the stall... and I see the biggest pair of shoes I have ever seen with yellow shorts resting, crumpled on top of them. Right when I finally tell myself... no... it can't be... I see a huge hand reach down under the stall and the same voice asks, "Hey man... can you throw me a little paper?" At this point I'm giddy... could it be I am taking a dump right next to Shaq!? I reach over pull one of the rolls off and hand it to him. He says "Thanks a million, man!" I ask ,"Shaq?". He answers, "Yes..". He goes on to explain that Rick Fox "blew up" the locker room bathroom and he just wanted to take a dump without vomiting, so being that the AT&T center (Then SBC Center) was virtually empty, he wandered over to the 'good' bathrooms. So there you have it... the story of how I took a dump with Shaq.

nice

[katyon6th]

\\

That reminds of my pooping with shaq story... I'll have to search that one too!


I remember that story. Funny shit.

[ashbeeigh]

The Shaq story has to be one of the funniest ones I remember at ST.

[mrsmaalox]

I need a nap dammit!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I need a nap dammit!!
go to bed

[JudynTX]

I can't believe I drank Lone Star this weekend. WTF

[mrsmaalox]

go to bed

So you can call me lazy? No thanks. :D

[mrsmaalox]

I can't believe I drank Lone Star this weekend. WTF

I don't think Lone Star is so bad. But I drank Tecate in a can with lime and salt this weekend. Wonderful in this hot weather.

[JudynTX]

I don't think Lone Star is so bad. But I drank Tecate in a can with lime and salt this weekend. Wonderful in this hot weather.

After the 7th cup, it tasted like Tecate. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I wish I could take a nap. Well, I probably could...no one would care. But, that would be the moment that all 189 of my active cases went up for sale.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So you can call me lazy? No thanks. :D
i don't do that

[ashbeeigh]

i don't do that

That's more of an ATRAIN thing.

[mrsmaalox]

i don't do that

Yea and I don't take naps :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

That's more of an ATRAIN thing.

Ash I know you want me and all but stop talking about me when im not here.

[ATRAIN]

OK so I have figured it out.

I know why flo hates Jason Statham.

Its cause Statham has better abs than flo LMAO.

http://williamlobdell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jason-statham-mh-02.jpg

I bet Flo is rubbing one out to this picture right about now.

[G-Nob]

Man, that idiot that posted the t-shirt thread in the Spurs forum made me laugh with those silly shirts. They reminded me of the Big Dog t-shirts at the Big Dog store.

Stupid!!!

[Summers]

I simply have to share. My brother just moved far away. I'm being vague to avoid hate mail from residents of his new home. :lol He sent me this email this morning:




(I deleted the first 2 paragraphs which basically said he was drunk when he wrote this.)

I'm still in Phase 1. Everyone here strikes me as shallow, slutty, self-centered, snobby, trashy, ambitionless, entitled, and short-sighted. Honestly, I miss Mexicans. I LOVE Mexicans. **** are different. Thank you is never met with you're welcome. Gas station attendants are uppity (Seriously? You sell wine and plantain chips. Fuck off.) From shopping carts to automobiles, if there's an empty spot in front of them, they pull forward seemingly oblivious to whether or not it's actually going to get them anywhere. And the honking, oh the humanity do they honk their horns. Strangley enough, there is no evidence of road rage. I'm sure this is partly due to just "normal operations", but you'd think a bunch of pushy brats getting in each other's way would eventually lead to outbursts. **** can hold down a car horn for (no shit) 20 seconds without batting an eye. It's like they think it's a toy, or a musical instrument.

It is not an angry or violent culture, just a frustratingly inconsiderate one. One can act in kind without fear of even the mildest retribution. I sometimes stand intentionally in the way in grocery stores just to see how the entire traffic flow stops and waits patiently for me to start moving again. The snooty eyes I get from the old ladies are unrelated- they do that to everyone regardless. A young woman literally ran into me with her cart (I was carrying a basket, she hit the basket) as we both uneasily crept toward an empty spot on the main aisle. Her conscious avoidance of eye contact (even after the impact) told me that either she was feigning confusion in order to go first, or was somehow autistically unaware of my presence. I'm still not sure what the protocol is between natives in this scenario- the dearth of undented vehicles on the road suggest there isn't one.

But hey, I work for ex-Americans. Everything at work should be fine, right? (I'm deleting my brother's extremely rude comments on his inlaws) :lol

(As an aside, MIL means mother-in-law, but I always smile when I think back to my WyoTech days. In modern car diagnostic lingo, MIL stands for Malfunction Indicator Light- which you may know as "Check Engine Soon". In either case, when you see the MIL, you know there's trouble ahead.)

(I'm deleting a long paragraph about some friends of his he called seeking comfort) Larry told me just before I left "Keep your eyes on the prize". And here I am, 2 weeks in, the feelin's gone, and I'm holdin on. My eyes are on the prize. Yea, though I walk through the valley of shitty raggaeton hip-hop, I shall not want; I shall not waver; I shall not tell off my in-laws. My eyes are on the prize.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I simply have to share. My brother just moved far away. I'm being vague to avoid hate mail from residents of his new home. :lol He sent me this email this morning:
you're related to back2basics?

[mrsmaalox]

Gee Summers, that letter really sounds familiar to me, as if I might have written something similar a few years back. I'm gonna take a guess your brother is on the east coast? DC area possibly? :)

[ashbeeigh]

speaking of missing mexicans....facebook guy updated his status yesterday morning with a "gay" (as b2b would say) joke:


A black guy, a jew, and a mexican walk in to a bar. bartender says, "get the fuck out."

And that was the punch line. Get the fuck out. I was almost livid. I mean, yes, this guy lives in small town middleofnowherefucksville and probably can't tell the difference between flat bread and a tortilla, but oh my god. I bet he doesn't know that there's a such thing as a black mexican. And that mexicans can be jewish too. And to top it all off, people commented on his joke, saying it was hilarious and that "I love you facebook guy you're so funny. I love your racism." Umm..no.

/endrant

[florige]

speaking of missing mexicans....facebook guy updated his status yesterday morning with a "gay" (as b2b would say) joke:



And that was the punch line. Get the fuck out. I was almost livid. I mean, yes, this guy lives in small town middleofnowherefucksville and probably can't tell the difference between flat bread and a tortilla, but oh my god. I bet he doesn't know that there's a such thing as a black mexican. And that mexicans can be jewish too. And to top it all off, people commented on his joke, saying it was hilarious and that "I love you facebook guy you're so funny. I love your racism." Umm..no.

/endrant




Ash you want that guy sooo bad don't you?

[ATRAIN]

Ash you want that guy sooo bad don't you?

NO joke

[Viva Las Espuelas]

isn't that joke from gran torino?

[mrsmaalox]

Ash you want that guy sooo bad don't you?

:lmao

[Summers]

you're related to back2basics?

:lmao


Gee Summers, that letter really sounds familiar to me, as if I might have written something similar a few years back. I'm gonna take a guess your brother is on the east coast? DC area possibly? :)

Nope. Someplace a little more foreign. But it occurred to me culture shock can occur anyplace. When I used to visit Laramie, I thought everyone there had the manners of barnyard animals. People from up north say Southerners seem phony when they come to visit (what with our smiling and saying thank you and all). I should confess that my brother is really somewhat cranky and rude, himself, so there's probably a little Ugly American syndrome involved.

[ashbeeigh]

isn't that joke from gran torino?

facebook guy joke? I haven't seen that movie.

[I. Hustle]

I laughed at that joke and I am all three. Say ese l'chaim!

[ashbeeigh]

I laughed at that joke and I am all three. Say ese l'chaim!

:lol I googled "black mexican jew" to see if I could find a picture of one...but all I got was websites referring to the same lame joke.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i work for a cuban jew and i still marvel at that.

[ashbeeigh]

i work for a cuban jew and i still marvel at that.

I signed up specifically for NetFlix so I could rent "My Mexican Shivah." I think it's next on my list. I'm pretty stoked about it. One of the previews showed an orthodox jew checking out a hot chick in a rural Mexican market (like chickens and blankets and all that crap). He may have even had a beer in his hand. But, don't quote me...I saw the preview a while back.

[PakiDan]

We need to rename this thread "Ash's Place"

[jman3000]

This sagging vag I know already has the copyright to that.

[ashbeeigh]

We need to rename this thread "Ash's Place"

It's my world, you're just living in it.

[mrsmaalox]

Page 2? Oh poor Quattro! Here, I'll just give you a little bump ;)

[to21]

Bump this.

[ATRAIN]

It's my world, you're just living in it.

Ash if its your world im living in why are you my bitch?

[ashbeeigh]

Ash if its your world im living in why are you my bitch?

That's the way I've planned it.

[ATRAIN]

That's the way I've planned it.

Sweet, now go make me some money ho!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I signed up specifically for NetFlix so I could rent "My Mexican Shivah." I think it's next on my list. I'm pretty stoked about it. One of the previews showed an orthodox jew checking out a hot chick in a rural Mexican market (like chickens and blankets and all that crap). He may have even had a beer in his hand. But, don't quote me...I saw the preview a while back.

he's probably after her matzah taco

[Silver21_Black20]

We need to rename this thread "Ash's Place"


It's my world, you're just living in it.

No shit! You seem to be online ALL the fucking time.

[phxspurfan]

postcount++

[ashbeeigh]

No shit! You seem to be online ALL the fucking time.

Serious though. I am. I could basically telecommute if the organizers weren't idiots and didn't have to call the office every five minutes. Without the internet I would not have a j-o-b. Which is s-a-d.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a wild 70's bush?

[to21]

I bet she does, she's on here most of the time....when does she get to shave?

[Silver21_Black20]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a wild 70's bush?

You've been asking her this question for a long time. It's kinda creepy!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1250654771.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o147/afflictionismyaddiction/atfirstiwaslike-1.jpg

[ORION]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a wild 70's bush?

And she wears a win bikini too.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1536/76119717.jpg

[Melmart1]

KFC Gravy has it's own fanpage on facebook? Are you kidding?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm not a big fan of KFC gravy. If it was a Dairy Queen gravy fan page then that would be different.

[Summers]

http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1250654771.gif

That's pretty badass.

That's why I'm a biology major.

But anyway...

I got my hair cut and styled today and I think the woman who did it had a stroke or turned stupid when she clicked on the dryer. She asked how I wanted it styled. I told her. She'd commented earlier that I have very fine hair. I sure do! That's why I want it pulled forward while you dry it with a round brush. And I like a little flip on the bottom, thanks. So she rubbed my head with her hand while she dried it. I stopped her half-way through to grab the front and say, "See what this is doing? I hate this. Can you pull it straight?"

"Oh, don't worry, I'm going to dry it, then flat-iron it." Which didn't sound right, but I figure if she's the one who slaved through 9 months of beauty college, she must know something I don't. So I let her blow my hair into a bird's nest. And then she got out the flat iron and said, "I'm going to curl it under with the flat-iron and when you run your fingers through it, some of it will curl out." Which is not what I asked for. But again I thought, well, whatever, as long as it looks pretty when I go out tonight with my boss and husband. So she spent half an hour flat-ironing my hair, then gave me a mirror. It was straight. Like... totally limp and straight and non-curly. And parted on the wrong side. I must've looked horrified, because she said, "That's not what you wanted, is it? Do you want me to curl it a little with the curling iron?"

"Well... how long is that going to take? Because I can mess with it a little tonight before I go out, I guess."

"It'll just take a few minutes."

"Sure, I guess."

So she attempted to curl it and now it looks like limp goth-girl hair, busted down the middle and barely curling under at the ends. What an idiot. This is what I get for going someplace else at the last minute instead of booking an appointment with my guy when I had time.

I feel better for ranting. Thanks for listening. :)

[Strike]

I'm not a big fan of KFC gravy. If it was a Dairy Queen gravy fan page then that would be different.

I used to think KFC gravy was the shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack! Now I think it's shit. Either it got really crappy over time or my palette matured.

[ShoogarBear]

Ashbeeigh, do you have a wild 70's bush?


You've been asking her this question for a long time. It's kinda creepy!

Maybe it's a hint.

[ShoogarBear]

my boss and husband.

See, now this is a woman with old-fashioned values. :tu

[Summers]

See, now this is a woman with old-fashioned values. :tu

:lmao I think I need to edit my post to more accurately reflect its meaning.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao I think I need to edit my post to more accurately reflect its meaning.

I thought the same thing ;) I can totally relate to bad hair day stories. I got my hair cut last week cuz it had gotten pretty long, and I was getting into a terrible ponytail habit. So I just tell the guy to hack it off and I think he did a good job, but it looked kinda butch for me. But I figured I'd just mess with it at home, and I when I finished I looked exactly like my kindergarten pic, back in the days my family used to call me "Chipmunk". My kids always ask why that was my nickname and I just tell them cuz my family is crazy, but that day after I did my hair all three of them said something like "Whoa, Chipmunk" as soon as they saw me. We all had a good laugh :lol

[marini martini]

Was this the weekend you went to Albuquerque, Chippy?????:lol:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Nope, that's next weekend. Anal retentive s-i-l had to have enough time to have her kitchen, master bedroom and 4 bathrooms gutted and rebuilt in time for this reunion :lol

[Summers]

I was looking at the salmon at HEB today when a creepy old guy sidled up to me to comment on how beautiful the salmon was. It just happened to be the same creepy old guy who asked how old my boy was 2 days ago in Wal-Mart. He didn't recognize me today because when I met him in Wal-Mart, he stared at my boobs the whole time. Today he was wearing sunglasses. Smart! And not creepy at all! And, noticing the salmon was Atlantic salmon, he asked if I'd ever been to Alaska. :lol And then he told me about the concentration camps in which the government killed a bunch of Eskimos in Alaska, and how our President is going to be assassinated on April 1 of his 3rd year in office and then he gave me his card. His psychic card. He kept his sunglasses on the whole time, so I don't know if I should notify the secret service or if it was just idle banter so he could stare at my boobs.

[marini martini]

I was looking at the salmon at HEB today when a creepy old guy sidled up to me to comment on how beautiful the salmon was. It just happened to be the same creepy old guy who asked how old my boy was 2 days ago in Wal-Mart. He didn't recognize me today because when I met him in Wal-Mart, he stared at my boobs the whole time. Today he was wearing sunglasses. Smart! And not creepy at all! And, noticing the salmon was Atlantic salmon, he asked if I'd ever been to Alaska. :lol And then he told me about the concentration camps in which the government killed a bunch of Eskimos in Alaska, and how our President is going to be assassinated on April 1 of his 3rd year in office and then he gave me his card. His psychic card. He kept his sunglasses on the whole time, so I don't know if I should notify the secret service or if it was just idle banter so he could stare at my boobs.

Prolly your kid's teacher's father!!!:(

[Summers]

Prolly your kid's teacher's father!!!:(

If that were the case, I'd ask for a different teacher.

[angel_luv]

That's pretty badass.

That's why I'm a biology major.

But anyway...

I got my hair cut and styled today and I think the woman who did it had a stroke or turned stupid when she clicked on the dryer. She asked how I wanted it styled. I told her. She'd commented earlier that I have very fine hair. I sure do! That's why I want it pulled forward while you dry it with a round brush. And I like a little flip on the bottom, thanks. So she rubbed my head with her hand while she dried it. I stopped her half-way through to grab the front and say, "See what this is doing? I hate this. Can you pull it straight?"

"Oh, don't worry, I'm going to dry it, then flat-iron it." Which didn't sound right, but I figure if she's the one who slaved through 9 months of beauty college, she must know something I don't. So I let her blow my hair into a bird's nest. And then she got out the flat iron and said, "I'm going to curl it under with the flat-iron and when you run your fingers through it, some of it will curl out." Which is not what I asked for. But again I thought, well, whatever, as long as it looks pretty when I go out tonight with my boss and husband. So she spent half an hour flat-ironing my hair, then gave me a mirror. It was straight. Like... totally limp and straight and non-curly. And parted on the wrong side. I must've looked horrified, because she said, "That's not what you wanted, is it? Do you want me to curl it a little with the curling iron?"

"Well... how long is that going to take? Because I can mess with it a little tonight before I go out, I guess."

"It'll just take a few minutes."

"Sure, I guess."

So she attempted to curl it and now it looks like limp goth-girl hair, busted down the middle and barely curling under at the ends. What an idiot. This is what I get for going someplace else at the last minute instead of booking an appointment with my guy when I had time.

I feel better for ranting. Thanks for listening. :)

Bad hair appointments are the worst! Sorry that happened to you!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb209/Mister_Servo/Funny%20Pics/beer.jpg

[katyon6th]

Bad hair appointments are the worst! Sorry that happened to you!

No kidding.

The stylist I've been going to for the last 3 years is no longer working at the same salon and they won't tell me where she went. I'm so pissed.

If anyone knows of a transvestite hair stylist named Katherine, let me know ASAP!

[ATRAIN]

LMAO STUPID ASS MASCOT

http://gifbin.com/bin/082009/1251108566_mascot-ride-fail.gif

[ATRAIN]

....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Was this the weekend you went to Albuquerque, Chippy?????:lol:toast
ha. chippy. i finally got it. nice one, marini.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's pretty badass.

That's why I'm a biology major.

But anyway...

that's from a cadaver, right?


he stared at my boobs the whole time. ........ He kept his sunglasses on the whole time, so I don't know if I should notify the secret service or if it was just idle banter so he could stare at my boobs.

i guess you have a nice rack

[Silver21_Black20]

I like Red Bull!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have one called Nerd that I got for free today. I haven't tried it yet.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never heard of that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hadn't heard of it either. Some dude was handing them out.

[Silver21_Black20]

So glad this is a new page and I don't have to see the maggots in the nose.

And DON'T repost it here!!!

[marini martini]

So he starts a dog "Poo Trap" thread!!!:lol

[Summers]

that's from a cadaver, right?

I would assume and hope so.




i guess you have a nice rack

But of course.

[ShoogarBear]

. . . My boobs . . . My boobs.

ttiwwp

[jman3000]

I hate achronyms that I'm not familiar with.

To Think I Was Wishing ... Penis?

That's my serious attempt at solving that one.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate achronyms that I'm not familiar with.

To Think I Was Wishing ... Penis?

That's my serious attempt at solving that one.

This thread is worthless without pics. Basically the same thing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh, this next question is a two parter...Do you still have filthy feet and if so have you ever given a man a foot job with said feet?

[jman3000]

bleh... it was so obvious.

i fail.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

achronyms?

[jman3000]

ZOMg I added an h.

May the spelling gods have mercy on my sould.

[jman3000]

ha... that might have been too subtle. oh well.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I caught it. I give it a 7/10.

[ORION]

I have one called Nerd that I got for free today. I haven't tried it yet.
Fucking don't do it !

[mrsmaalox]

Hey ORION! You still playing basketball?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fucking don't do it !

Is it that bad?

[florige]

Ashbeeigh, this next question is a two parter...Do you still have filthy feet and if so have you ever given a man a foot job with said feet?



Would you accept if she offered man?

[Silver21_Black20]

Happy Birthday, Flo!

[ORION]

Hey ORION! You still playing basketball?
Yeah my other league ended 2 weeks ago but the new one started up this past Monday. We won but I think jcrod is mad at me because we beat him team.

[ORION]

Is it that bad?
Its too sweet for me and I piss sugar crystals after I drink it.

[florige]

Happy Birthday, Flo!



Thanks SB!!!!!:king

[florige]

Does any female here want to start a b'day thread for me since I am officially a old fart and a major attention whore??

[ORION]

Thanks SB!!!!!:king

Merry Birthday. How old are you? And will you be attending any strip clubs? Or are girls too icky for you?

[Melmart1]

Does any female here want to start a b'day thread for me since I am officially a old fart and a major attention whore??

I started a thread on facebook. That's all you get from me.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah my other league ended 2 weeks ago but the new one started up this past Monday. We won but I think jcrod is mad at me because we beat him team.

Well my son is still playing AAU. He's a sophomore and this week is basketball tryouts at school. I'm not too worried that he won't make the JV team, the competition among the big guys is not as stiff as between the smaller guys. Plus he said when he walked into the lockerroom on Monday, there was already a locker with his name on it and a uniform inside :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

Does any female here want to start a b'day thread for me since I am officially a old fart and a major attention whore??

No one cares about you that much. lol

[florige]

Merry Birthday. How old are you? And will you be attending any strip clubs? Or are girls too icky for you?



I am older than you son... lol 31.....:depressed Shiiiiit man, girls are NEVER icky for me!!

[florige]

No one cares about you that much. lol




:lol

[angel_luv]

Happy Birthday Flo! :)

[ORION]

Well my son is still playing AAU. He's a sophomore and this week is basketball tryouts at school. I'm not too worried that he won't make the JV team, the competition among the big guys is not as stiff as between the smaller guys. Plus he said when he walked into the lockerroom on Monday, there was already a locker with his name on it and a uniform inside :spin
Try outs are there because they have to hold them, but coaches know who they want before school even starts. Just don't let him get a big head because I would still dominate him.

[florige]

Happy Birthday Flo! :)




Thanks Angel!!:king

[ORION]

I am older than you son... lol 31.....:depressed Shiiiiit man, girls are NEVER icky for me!!
Nice try kid but I am still older and wiser, but I don't look or act my age at all.

[florige]

Nice try kid but I am still older and wiser, but I don't look or act my age at all.



Either way I will still whup your ass on the court. Older, younger, it doesn't matter O.

[I. Hustle]

Try outs are there because they have to hold them, but coaches know who they want before school even starts. Just don't let him get a big head because I would still dominate him sexually.

He's a kid dude

[I. Hustle]

Nice try kid but I am still older and wiser, but I don't look or act my age at all.


Either way I will still whup your ass on the court. Older, younger, it doesn't matter O.

I'm younger than both of you.

[ORION]

Either way I will still whup your ass on the court. Older, younger, it doesn't matter O.
Are you already drunk on your birthday because you're talking crazy.

[ORION]

He's a kid dude
Then why do you want to have his children.

[mrsmaalox]

Happy happy birfday Flo!! :toast

[ORION]

I'm younger than both of you.

I'm 54

[florige]

I'm younger than both of you.



And I will still whup your ass on the court too!! lol

[florige]

Happy happy birfday Flo!! :toast



Thanks Maalox!!!:king

[Chingo Bling]

I want to play some ball to get back into shape. I couldn't run the court once right now without taking a break.

[ORION]

I want to play some ball to get back into shape. I couldn't run the court once right now without taking a break.
Well then you better warm up with I Guzzle and Flo

[I. Hustle]

lol I guzzle

[florige]

Are you already drunk on your birthday because you're talking crazy.



I will whup you after drinking a full pint of Patron son.... :lol
Seriously, are you still playing in that league though?

[ORION]

I will whup you after drinking a full pint of Patron son.... :lol
Seriously, are you still playing in that league though?

I play in 2 but one ended a few weeks ago. We played this Monday and won. The other will probably start up again in a month or so.

[Silver21_Black20]

Any plans for your birthday, flo?

[florige]

Any plans for your birthday, flo?




Probably not. I am working tonight. I never do anything really. I might treat myself to that Range Rover I always wanted tomorrow. But other than that nothing out the ordinary.

[ORION]

Probably not. I am working tonight. I never do anything really. I might treat myself to that Range Rover I always wanted tomorrow. But other than that nothing out the ordinary.
I'm sure you will treat yourself to a hand full of drugs on one of your traffic stops tonight

[florige]

I'm sure you will treat yourself to a hand full of drugs on one of your traffic stops tonight



:lol

[marini martini]

Happy Birthday Flo. Have some Grey Goose for me, will ya!!!:toast

[ORION]

Someone down there's a girl !!

[marini martini]

Glad to hear that..........................or is that a problem for you???

[ShoogarBear]

I hate achronyms that I'm not familiar with.

To Think I Was Wishing ... Penis?

That's my serious attempt at solving that one.

<Insert stock Freddy Mercury pic here>

[florige]

Happy Birthday Flo. Have some Grey Goose for me, will ya!!!:toast



Thanks Marini! :king

[Trainwreck2100]

now that angel luv is married do i reclaim my spot as spurstalk's favorite virgin?

[Silver21_Black20]

Word of advice, keep your dog(s) away from slip and slides.

[ShoogarBear]

Word of advice, keep your dog(s) away from slip and slides.

Who let your dogs out?

[ShoogarBear]

now that angel luv is married do i reclaim my spot as spurstalk's favorite virgin?

Not necessarily.

[florige]

now that angel luv is married do i reclaim my spot as spurstalk's favorite virgin?



I didn't know she got married already.:wow

[jman3000]

now that angel luv is married do i reclaim my spot as spurstalk's favorite virgin?

She was a more hardcore virgin. Chances are she never even double clicked her mouse... when it's pretty apparent your wang and your hand are bff's.

[florige]

She was a more hardcore virgin. Chances are she never even double clicked her mouse... when it's pretty apparent your wang and your hand are bff's.



I'm SURE she did at least by mistake a couple of times while showering.

[jman3000]

But I'm sure she repented as soon as she felt a sensation. So technically it doesn't even count.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who let your dogs out?

:downspin:

No really, we had to take him to the animal hospital last night cause he had an obstruction in his colon. Luckily he didn't need surgery, just a few enemas to help him pass, what we think, is part of the neighbor's slip and slide.

[florige]

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

But I'm sure she repented as soon as she felt a sensation. So technically it doesn't even count.

thats not repenting, real repenting is cutting yourself afterwords as a sign that you feel the pain of offending God. That being said even my scars have scars

[Silver21_Black20]

What is it going to take to get you laid?

[florige]

What is it going to take to get you laid?


Sandra is your cousin on your myspace page taken?

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra is your cousin on your myspace page taken?

I don't think she has a boyfriend but she is dating. I don't think she dates curry smelling black guys though.

[to21]

ouch.

[jman3000]

thats not repenting, real repenting is cutting yourself afterwords as a sign that you feel the pain of offending God. That being said even my scars have scars

ewww....

[jman3000]

Does she like non-curry smelling black guys?

[jman3000]

I've been known to not smell like curry from time to time.

[ashbeeigh]

She was a more hardcore virgin. Chances are she never even double clicked her mouse... when it's pretty apparent your wang and your hand are bff's.

Gah. Both of those images are stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks a a lot, jman. Thank you.

[Melmart1]

Gah. Both of those images are stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks a a lot, jman. Thank you.

Well your avatar is stuck in everybody's head everyday you post, so stfu.

[to21]

ZING!

The one that shows her Flippy Floppies.

[ashbeeigh]

Well your avatar is stuck in everybody's head everyday you post, so stfu.

turn off avatars then. No one is forcing you to look at it.

[Silver21_Black20]

Does she like non-curry smelling black guys?

I think she likes non-curry smelling black guys that wear velcro shoes. Sounds like you have a shot.

[Melmart1]

turn off avatars then. No one is forcing you to look at it.

Why should I turn them all off just because of you?

[ATRAIN]

Why should I turn them all off just because of you?

http://sexwithheadphoneson.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/l_f50373d67533a887dae58e8c7b2ad9b3.jpg


IS it me or does that cartoon look a little like Steven?

[Melmart1]

It just needs the Astros star on the cap and it would be exactly like him.

[ATRAIN]

It just needs the Astros star on the cap and it would be exactly like him.

Can we get some photoshop gurus on this?

[ashbeeigh]

Why should I turn them all off just because of you?

Because if it bothered you that much you would take the proper preventative measures to stop what bothered you. But apparently it doesn't bother you that much. Because I'm not taking it down.

[Melmart1]

Because if it bothered you that much you would take the proper preventative measures to stop what bothered you. But apparently it doesn't bother you that much. Because I'm not taking it down.

I didn't tell you to take it down. If you want to look like Trig Palin's twin that is on you.

[ShoogarBear]

:downspin:

No really, we had to take him to the animal hospital last night cause he had an obstruction in his colon.

Man, like what are the chances that a dog of the midge could possibly have something obstructing his colon?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://sexwithheadphoneson.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/l_f50373d67533a887dae58e8c7b2ad9b3.jpg


IS it me or does that cartoon look a little like Steven?

Dude. What the fuck?

That's eerie.

[ATRAIN]

Dude. What the fuck?

That's eerie.

lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

.

[I. Hustle]

That cartoon looks like it's never been laid.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't tell you to take it down. If you want to look like Trig Palin's twin that is on you.

and look at who's making fun of the kid with down's syndrome now.

[I. Hustle]

Hey Ash, I appreciate it but could you stop sending me topless pics and pics of your cooter? I don't wan't to get in trouble at work.

[Melmart1]

and look at who's making fun of the kid with down's syndrome now.

I'm not making fun of him. I'm making fun of you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can you take down that pic, looks like I'm trying to read something on the inside of my eyelid.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I fixed it. Now it looks like you are watching the game.

[Silver21_Black20]

I fixed it. Now it looks like you are watching the game.

:lmao

[florige]

ouch.




Double Ouch!!

[mrsmaalox]

Steven looks like he's in wonderful daydream. Or gazing at the cotton candy.

[angel_luv]

Ash- who is your avatar a picture of?

[angel_luv]

Double Ouch!!

Team: San Antonio Spurs
SpursTalk Cash: $19680
Post Count: 6,666

Dude, post something! Your post count is not looking good at present.

[ashbeeigh]

Ash- who is your avatar a picture of?

It's me. I "yearbook"ed myself.

[angel_luv]

It's me. I "yearbook"ed myself.

That's cool.

[ORION]

http://sexwithheadphoneson.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/l_f50373d67533a887dae58e8c7b2ad9b3.jpg


IS it me or does that cartoon look a little like Steven?
Did you actually take time to search for this picture and dude's got a lazy eye that's trying to run away from his face.

[PakiDan]

Well your avatar is stuck in everybody's head everyday you post, so stfu.

Oh Melmart!.... you are definately NOT a crashing bore! :toast

[Melmart1]

Oh Melmart!.... you are definately NOT a crashing bore! :toast

Good, cus the world is already full of them :)

[Summers]

Mm... curry!

[Silver21_Black20]

Mm... curry!

Did florige make you dinner?

[florige]

Team: San Antonio Spurs
SpursTalk Cash: $19680
Post Count: 6,666

Dude, post something! Your post count is not looking good at present.



:lol I actually forgot all about that. I was going to leave it up on purpose for a few days and see if anyone caught it. But I really forgot about it when I was on 6665.

[ATRAIN]

Did you actually take time to search for this picture and dude's got a lazy eye that's trying to run away from his face.

I just googled Oh Snap for a pic in response to what Mel said to Ash and that came up and I was like WTF!! A Cartoon Steven.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just googled Oh Snap for a pic in response to what Mel said to Ash and that came up and I was like WTF!! A Cartoon Steven.
i'm sure that's how it was found initially.

[Fixed]

Oh Melmart!.... you are definately a crashing whore! :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

I just googled Oh Snap for a pic in response to what Mel said to Ash and that came up and I was like WTF!! A Cartoon Steven.

Did you get a boner when you saw it?

[ashbeeigh]

Did you get a boner when you saw it?

:wow I thought he only liked curry smelling black men.

[ATRAIN]

Did you get a boner when you saw it?

It moved a little

[Silver21_Black20]

How the hell did I get $18440 in ST cash?

[manufan10]

Awesome.

[RashoFan]

http://www.break.com/index/cars-blasting-giant-ball-stunt.html

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.break.com/index/cars-blasting-giant-ball-stunt.html

The camera guy was laughing way too hard. Not funny at all. You can do better than that RF.

[jman3000]

I got to look for naked chicks on a website today at work. Pretty sweet, even though it was a bit tedious looking through hundreds of photos.

[Strike]

http://www.break.com/index/cars-blasting-giant-ball-stunt.html

I got a chuckle out of it, but nowhere near as funny as dude seemed to find it.

[jman3000]

and then I get home, turn on the tv, and Terminator 2 is just starting?

that's called jackpot.

[florige]

I got to look for naked chicks on a website today at work. Pretty sweet, even though it was a bit tedious looking through hundreds of photos.




Work? Where the heck do you work? I thought you were starting the academy soon....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddamn sonofabitch.

[jman3000]

Hey Condemned, have you heard any of the stuff Them Crooked Vultures have done? (the Homme, Grohl, JPJ project) I know they've done some shows around LA, but security has been tight and only a few shitty phone videos have popped up.

[jman3000]

Work? Where the heck do you work? I thought you were starting the academy soon....

I've heard bad things about you. I'm not sure I want to answer that question.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey Condemned, have you heard any of the stuff Them Crooked Vultures have done? (the Homme, Grohl, JPJ project) I know they've done some shows around LA, but security has been tight and only a few shitty phone videos have popped up.

I wasn't aware that they were gigging out here.
The only thing that I had heard was that they played their very first show in Chicago a few weeks back and that was all.
Sounds like the whole Mike Patton thing fell through if they're just going it as a 3 piece. MP would've been a great addition.

[Slomo]

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