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[mrsmaalox]

I was over 6'3" in the shoes I had on this evening. It's fun being way up there.

Tranny

[Silver21_Black20]

That's somewhat sad.

Your face is somewhat sad.

[jman3000]

B-

Not bad.

[ORION]

What was your line?
It was nothing special. I pulled some boards and had some steals. My team is real good so I just relaxed.

[jman3000]

My hair can almost reach my upper lip. I need a haircut badly.

[florige]

My hair can almost reach my upper lip. I need a haircut badly.



J why in the hell aren't you out booking some tail for the weekend man??

[jman3000]

J why in the hell aren't you out booking some tail for the weekend man??

I'm working on a 18 page research paper. I'm about 5 pages in and looking to procrastinate as much as possible.

[jman3000]

I'm not a damn whore :pctoss.

[florige]

I'm not a damn whore :pctoss.



Yeah I know. You are a "man whore"

[florige]

Orion what the hell are you doing man!?

[jman3000]

I'm a gentleman of the highest order.

[florige]

I'm a gentleman of the highest order.



I'm telling you man enjoy your weekends now. I don't know how the SAPD operates with their scheduling, but here I work just about every weekend/weekendnight. lol

[jman3000]

I've never been much of a weekend party guy. I can get tail on the weekdays all the same.

I'm in a FWB right now so I don't really have to do anything anyway.

[marini martini]

I was over 6'3" in the shoes I had on this evening. It's fun being way up there.[/quote]

[quote=mrsmaalox;3500083]Tranny

Space Cowboy!!!:lol

[florige]

I've never been much of a weekend party guy. I can get tail on the weekdays all the same.

I'm in a FWB right now so I don't really have to do anything anyway.



I'm going to pretend I know that that is and just say okay. :lol

[jman3000]

:lol my bad

Friend with benefit

[jman3000]

My relationships arc usually goes the opposite of what a normal one does.

The longer I'm with someone the more I don't really wanna be around them.

FWB's take that out because you're not getting as attached

[florige]

My relationships arc usually goes the opposite of what a normal one does.

The longer I'm with someone the more I don't really wanna be around them.

FWB's take that out because you're not getting as attached





So you don't give a shit if she fucks other guys?

[jman3000]

Fuck that. I don't wanna get an STD. I'd rather she tell me that she wants to move on and let it be.

I'd do the same for her.

[florige]

Fuck that. I don't wanna get an STD. I'd rather she tell me that she wants to move on and let it be.

I'd do the same for her.

Yeah I got you man! Do you have a facebook or mypspace? Or you don't fuck with any of that shit?

[marini martini]

I'm not a damn whore :pctoss.


Yeah I know. You are a "man whore"


Orion what the hell are you doing man!?

Flo..........you'll never get in to the FBI!!!:lmao

You either Jman/Orion!!!:rolleyes:toast

[florige]

Flo..........you'll never get in to the FBI!!!:lmao

You either Jman/Orion!!!:rolleyes:toast



MM what the hell are you up too? lol

[jman3000]

Yeah I got you man! Do you have a facebook or mypspace? Or you don't fuck with any of that shit?

I have a myspace, but I haven't used it in months. I had a facebook back when it was only for people in college... but I never used it.

[marini martini]

MM what the hell are you up too? lol

I'm trying to act like I know what's going on!!!!:lmao:lmao:lmao


:toast


This is the Quartro, isn't it?????:lol

[ORION]

Orion what the hell are you doing man!?
I am / was at a family bbq and got really bored then I noticed my phone was still signed on.

[ORION]

Flo..........you'll never get in to the FBI!!!:lmao

You either Jman/Orion!!!:rolleyes:toast

I would never be accepted for "things" I have done or may not have done as a youth.

[marini martini]

Orion what the hell are you doing man!?


MM what the hell are you up too? lol


I am / was at a family bbq and got really bored then I noticed my phone was still signed on.

Oops!!!:bang

I love this bar!!!:toast

:lmao

[florige]

I am / was at a family bbq and got really bored then I noticed my phone was still signed on.



:lmao That line reminded me of Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys II.

[ORION]

I'm trying to act like I know what's going on!!!!:lmao:lmao:lmao


:toast


This is the Quartro, isn't it?????:lol

I finally saw that movie Hancock. I kind of liked it. I would be that kind of super hero if I had those powers.

[marini martini]

I would never be accepted for "things" I have done or may not have done as a youth.

:stupid:

I hear ya looser!!!:lol

[florige]

I finally saw that movie Hancock. I kind of liked it. I would be that kind of super hero if I had those powers.



Thats what made that movie so good. It wasn;'t about your stereotypical goodie too shoes type of superhero like Superman is.

[ORION]

:stupid:

I hear ya looser!!!:lol
I said when I was a youth not adult.

[ORION]

Thats what made that movie so good. It wasn;'t about your stereotypical goodie too shoes type of superhero like Superman is.
Yeah he did a good job. Call me an asshole one more time...

[jman3000]

looser?

oy vey.

[marini martini]

:stupid:

I hear ya looser!!!:lol


I said when I was a youth not adult.


looser?

oy vey.

Sooooooooooooo...............who want's to "chat"?????????????:toast
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[florige]

looser?

oy vey.



What are you going to school for?

[jman3000]

CRJ with a minor in POL.

I was a business major for 2 years... but I got bored and switched.

[marini martini]

What are you going to school for?
:jack

[florige]

CRJ with a minor in POL.

I was a business major for 2 years... but I got bored and switched.



Are you trying to become a lawyer later on?

[florige]

:jack



MM when I visit TX I am going to treat you to a bottle of grey goose!!

[jman3000]

Are you trying to become a lawyer later on?

That's the plan.

The department will pay for 100% of my school costs as long as I have a 4.0. It drops to 80% for a 3.0 I think.

I wouldn't be able to afford law school on my own.

[marini martini]

MM when I visit TX I am going to treat you to a bottle of grey goose!!

That's comming up pretty soon, eh???:toast

[jman3000]

MM when I visit TX I am going to treat you to a bottle of grey goose!!

There's a joke in there somewhere to make fun of her age... but I can't seem to articulate it.

[jman3000]

Marini is a grey goose.

I'll have to live with that. It sucks... but it's all I could muster.

[marini martini]

There's a joke in there somewhere to make fun of her age... but I can't seem to articulate it.

:nope

If you want to be a lawyer, you need to be nice old ladies!!! You never know when we might need you!!! For "legal advice" that is!!!:toast

[ORION]

I can't believe this other team is talking shit already saying they will beat us. They only watched the first half of our game apparently so they think they can beat us.

[mrsmaalox]

You playing a double header?

[ORION]

You playing a double header?
No, NB is a small town and I heard it through the grapevine. I'm going to make them respect their basketball elders.

[mrsmaalox]

Hell yea :lol

The school's summer league is finished so my son joined an AAU team; he had his first practice w/ them on Friday and I thought he fit in real well :tu

[ORION]

Hell yea :lol

The school's summer league is finished so my son joined an AAU team; he had his first practice w/ them on Friday and I thought he fit in real well :tu
Good. I've been blessed with my 2 teams because they are good guys even though jcrod's friend likes to shoot a lot. I just can't believe that I went from hardly playing ball to playing in 2 competitive leagues at the same time.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey as long as your family life doesn't suffer, keep at it. Seems to be really good for the mind.

[ORION]

Hey as long as your family life doesn't suffer, keep at it. Seems to be really good for the mind.
I take them into consideration first. My son comes with me to my friday games. Plus I've lost a lot of body fat and I'm sure I've become healthier.

[jman3000]

Enough of this writing papers bullshit. I'm off to get drunk.

[ORION]

Takes us with the Floods

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Extinguishing the sun
Wash away man, take him with the floods

[ORION]

Extinguishing the sun
Wash away man, take him with the floods
Today is very very slow so I'm listening to music. Also today is the last day of the month so we will be getting beer shortly.

[ORION]

Extinguishing the sun
Wash away man, take him with the floods
Oh and farts stink like a muthafucker!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh and farts stink like a muthafucker!!
especially if you fart right before you sit and take a duker.
i'll give you a bit to reenact that in your head.

[ORION]

especially if you fart right before you sit and take a duker.
i'll give you a bit to reenact that in your head.

:lol
I was listening to Domination.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so i just found out about this chick that used to work here. turns out she is a whore. ok, follow me now. first of all, she's country folk. she worked here a while back. she had a kid with the son of another lady that works here. she left. came back a couple years later looking better than ever, but her and her man, the other lady-that-works-here's son, are going through "problems". she's doing more drugs this time and starts getting verrry clingy to this one dude. very apparent what's going on, so one day i throw a party at my place. it came out a little later that they bumped uglies for the first time in my bathroom. a few months later that guy leaves and this whore-in-question(WIQ) "patches" up with her man. they have another kid. i think they're both 4 and 6. they start having problems again and she steps out on him again. some other dude. she gets knocked up while she's living with the dad of the first two. crazy drama happens between them then she finally moves in with new guy. she has the baby, but apparently she was having "problems" with the new guy during and after the pregnancy. time passes and i don't hear anything about her. today i found out the WIQ, mother of 3, was caught bangin' some dude. turns out the dude is the baby's daddy of the sister to the daddy of the WIQ's first 2 kids. follow me? the new dude she's bangin' is the baby's daddy of the sister to the daddy of the WIQ's first 2 kids. the sister's kid is about 14 months old. the brother and sister are fraternal twins.

oh and the other guy. the daddy of the WIQ's new kid..........................

turns out he likes the

http://cdejarnatt.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/rooster.jpg

she caught him with "one" of his boyfriends. it's a shame. she's a very good looking chick. oh well, that's all...............

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol Good story!

[ashbeeigh]

the new dude she's bangin' is the baby's daddy of the sister to the daddy of the WIQ's first 2 kids.

It took me like five minutes to get this part. If they were married this would be brother in law?

I'll lol when I get a yes or no on that. :lol wait. I just did lol. Nevermind. it was a good story.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll have to get the "Family Tree" app. for iphone before I can figure that one out! :dizzy

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'll see if i can make a rough Paint outline

[ORION]

It took me like five minutes to get this part. If they were married this would be brother in law?

I'll lol when I get a yes or no on that. :lol wait. I just did lol. Nevermind. it was a good story.
That's what I came up with. What a total whore.

[ORION]

I think you just described the next episode of Jerry Springer.

[ATRAIN]

I have a huge decision to make. I just got a job offer down in the valley. The pay is pretty much the same as im making here but its a better opportunity. Its cheaper to live in the valley and I would be close to my parents who arent getting any younger. A lot of my friends moved back down there and I think Austin has run its course on me. Plus I wouldnt have to drive 30 miles to work one way each day. What do you guys think?

[mrsmaalox]

I have a huge decision to make. I just got a job offer down in the valley. The pay is pretty much the same as im making here but its a better opportunity. Its cheaper to live in the valley and I would be close to my parents who arent getting any younger. A lot of my friends moved back down there and I think Austin has run its course on me. Plus I wouldnt have to drive 30 miles to work one way each day. What do you guys think?

"El Rancho Grande" is hiring male strippers??

[ATRAIN]

"El Rancho Grande" is hiring male strippers??

lol haha yeah they are!!

Ok no but really im serious. This just jumped on me today and I am sooo fucking confused.

[Silver21_Black20]

I have a huge decision to make. I just got a job offer down in the valley. The pay is pretty much the same as im making here but its a better opportunity. Its cheaper to live in the valley and I would be close to my parents who arent getting any younger. A lot of my friends moved back down there and I think Austin has run its course on me. Plus I wouldnt have to drive 30 miles to work one way each day. What do you guys think?

I'd do it just to be closer to my parents.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

lol haha yeah they are!!

Ok no but really im serious. This just jumped on me today and I am sooo fucking confused.
i'd go home to be close to my parents. same pay. lower cost of living. friends. what more can you ask for. a no-brainer to me. try and do a farewell uterus punch :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok. here's the best i could do.
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5082/whorechart.jpg

[florige]

I have a huge decision to make. I just got a job offer down in the valley. The pay is pretty much the same as im making here but its a better opportunity. Its cheaper to live in the valley and I would be close to my parents who arent getting any younger. A lot of my friends moved back down there and I think Austin has run its course on me. Plus I wouldnt have to drive 30 miles to work one way each day. What do you guys think?



Take the new job. I mean unless you are just totally comfortable where you are now.

[ATRAIN]

I'd do it just to be closer to my parents.

I know my mom really wants that. Its really cheaper to live down there so I could finally look into buying a house instead of renting too. There really isnt anything left for me here in Austin but I dont know if the valley will offer what I need. Man this is driving me crazy!!!

[ATRAIN]

i'd go home to be close to my parents. same pay. lower cost of living. friends. what more can you ask for. a no-brainer to me. try and do a farewell uterus punch :D


Take the new job. I mean unless you are just totally comfortable where you are now.

Yeah the things holding me back are:

1. leaving my friends here.
2. my trips to see the spurs during the week wouldnt happen (although I didnt do it that much anyways)
3. My trips to Houston would be limited as well
4. I started "talking" to my ex in Houston again. I dont know where things are headed but if I move to the valley that might pretty much end it again.

Flo I am comfortable here and thats why I think I need to move on.

[florige]

Yeah the things holding me back are:

1. leaving my friends here.
2. my trips to see the spurs during the week wouldnt happen (although I didnt do it that much anyways)
3. My trips to Houston would be limited as well
4. I started "talking" to my ex in Houston again. I dont know where things are headed but if I move to the valley that might pretty much end it again.

Flo I am comfortable here and thats why I think I need to move on.



If it were me I would probably move on. The buying the house thing would be the icing on the cake for me. You can meet new tail down in the Valley I'm sure. lol

[mrsmaalox]

ok. here's the best i could do.

Ohhh! :D They did it in your bathroom??

[ATRAIN]

If it were me I would probably move on. The buying the house thing would be the icing on the cake for me. You can meet new tail down in the Valley I'm sure. lol

LOL yeah Im not really worried about that. Shit girls in the valley are fucking easy to pick up. I mean come on seriously if pee wee can get laid down there ANYONE can.

[ATRAIN]

If I do move down there I also want to buy a condo at South Padre. Its something I have been toying with but never did since it would be hard to maintain since im all the way up here.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ohhh! :D They did it in your bathroom??
that guy i didn't notate in the whore flowchart. he came, no pun intended, in between her having the second kid with the first baby's daddy. on a side note, her friend that she brought to the party apparently banged another friend of mine later on that night approximately 2 weeks before her wedding.

[marini martini]

I have a huge decision to make. I just got a job offer down in the valley. The pay is pretty much the same as im making here but its a better opportunity. Its cheaper to live in the valley and I would be close to my parents who arent getting any younger. A lot of my friends moved back down there and I think Austin has run its course on me. Plus I wouldnt have to drive 30 miles to work one way each day. What do you guys think?

Get yo ass back home, and take my daughter with you!!!:toast

[ATRAIN]

Get yo ass back home, and take my daughter with you!!!:toast

haha tell her to pack her bags then

[mrsmaalox]

Well I would never move near my parents/family unless it was an emergency. My parents are getting older but they are healthy and still quite mobile. But I just don't need to be any nearer to the drama that comes with my parents/extended family. If your family isn't like that then you should consider it.

Why did you leave the valley in the first place?

[florige]

If I do move down there I also want to buy a condo at South Padre. Its something I have been toying with but never did since it would be hard to maintain since im all the way up here.



Thats what I'm going to do to. I was getting too comfortable at my job. I am done in Sept and I am going back to school so I can stop making this chump change and start making that Atrain, Maalox $.

[mrsmaalox]

that guy i didn't notate in the whore flowchart. he came, no pun intended, in between her having the second kid with the first baby's daddy. on a side note, her friend that she brought to the party apparently banged another friend of mine later on that night approximately 2 weeks before her wedding.

Damn, you sure do have a trashy social circle :wow

[ATRAIN]

Well I would never move near my parents/family unless it was an emergency. My parents are getting older but they are healthy and still quite mobile. But I just don't need to be any nearer to the drama that comes with my parents/extended family. If your family isn't like that then you should consider it.

Why did you leave the valley in the first place?

No drama with my family.

Honestly I left the valley when I was 22 and all about the party and banging women. That all changed when I started slowing down around 26 (the partying at least hahaha). Ok well the REAL reason I left was cause I ran away from my ex. I was in love with her and I had gotten dumped months before the opp. to move up here came up. I graduated from college and the very next day I was offered an internship in Austin so I took it. Little did I know that stupid whore was going to follow me up here and we ended up back and forth for the next 6 years and she now lives in San Antonio.

[ATRAIN]

Thats what I'm going to do to. I was getting too comfortable at my job. I am done in Sept and I am going back to school so I can stop making this chump change and start making that Atrain, Maalox $.

If I do decide to do this and I buy my condo, ill give you a cheap rate flow. Same goes for most of you. Sandra youll get the good rate if you dont bring Steven.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn, you sure do have a trashy social circle :wow
they were white trash, ms poppins.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Little did I know that stupid whore was going to follow me up here and we ended up back and forth for the next 6 years and she now lives in San Antonio.

i know a chick with 3 kids looking for a new place and boyfriend. she's probably willing to move.

[ATRAIN]

i know a chick with 3 kids looking for a new place and boyfriend. she's probably willing to move.

hahahah thanks for the offer bro.

[mrsmaalox]

Well if banging and partying were the main reason you left and you are ready to live without so much of it, then do it. But if there are other reasons, like I've heard from others, i.e. stunted professional/social growth of the area, depressing poverty, etc. that probably hasn't changed. But I do know how important living near the beach is for you Valley Boys!

[ATRAIN]

Well if banging and partying were the main reason you left and you are ready to live without so much of it, then do it. But if there are other reasons, like I've heard from others, i.e. stunted professional/social growth of the area, depressing poverty, etc. that probably hasn't changed. But I do know how important living near the beach is for you Valley Boys!

Well its not that bad and its the fastest growing area in the US. The partying and banging didnt start till I got here. I was in a relationship 2 years before I moved and I was whooped so I unwinded when I moved. This job would be in Brownsville but I would ideally like to move to McAllen (If I end up back in the valley).

[ashbeeigh]

And hell-o $8,000 first time home buyer credit right? It's been 3 years since you've bought a house or ever right?

[ATRAIN]

And hell-o $8,000 first time home buyer credit right? It's been 3 years since you've bought a house or ever right?

Never bought a house. Its amazing cause a nice 300,000 home up here you can get for like 80,000 down there.

[ashbeeigh]

Never bought a house. Its amazing cause a nice 300,000 home up here you can get for like 80,000 down there.

Just close before November 30 and it's 8,000 in your very own pocket. And I think Congress is working on letting people use that 8,000 for a down payment too.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to go to the bank...but I'm waiting for another check that will pay off some of my credit card balance. But my credit card payment isn't due until the 15th...how long should I wait for this check?

[florige]

Just close before November 30 and it's 8,000 in your very own pocket. And I think Congress is working on letting people use that 8,000 for a down payment too.



Why don't you buy you a nice house in TX Ash? You could be 8k richer too!!

[ATRAIN]

Just close before November 30 and it's 8,000 in your very own pocket. And I think Congress is working on letting people use that 8,000 for a down payment too.

nice

[Melmart1]

i know a chick with 3 kids looking for a new place and boyfriend. she's probably willing to move.

Everyone here in San Antonio knows about a dozen women like that. Hell, my sister is only one child short of that scenario.

[ATRAIN]

Everyone here in San Antonio knows about a dozen women like that. Hell, my sister is only one child short of that scenario.

Maybe viva should introduce her to Tony Longoria Fan

[ashbeeigh]

Why don't you buy you a nice house in TX Ash? You could be 8k richer too!!

My student loan payment costs as much as a house payment. And even with switching to public service option with my student loans I still can't afford it. :(

And don't forget, I work with foreclosures 10 hours a week. I don't need to deal with that on a personal level.

[Melmart1]

Maybe viva should introduce her to Tony Longoria Fan

She doesn't party or drink, she wouldn't be able to "keep up with them." But she does have terrible taste in men, so they might be perfect for each other ...

[Melmart1]

So I thought ATRAIN was going back to school? Would moving to the valley change all that?

[Melmart1]

You know, yesterday I was going to pick up some new furniture and there was a billboard on 410 that said "Visit Brownsville" and I thought to myself, "Who would want to visit that shithole?" True story.

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol Atrain going back where he belongs.

[to21]

I heard you can't use the 8k for a downpayment. And found nothing on the net that said otherwise.

From what I've seen, a third party company has to come in.

[Silver21_Black20]

If I do decide to do this and I buy my condo, ill give you a cheap rate flow. Same goes for most of you. Sandra youll get the good rate if you dont bring Steven.

:lol @ "If you don't bring Steven"

[ATRAIN]

So I thought ATRAIN was going back to school? Would moving to the valley change all that?

It would make it easier actually.

[ATRAIN]

lol Atrain going back where he belongs.

I havent gone back yet bitch lol

[ATRAIN]

:lol @ "If you don't bring Steven"

true story :)

[jman3000]

The only thing good about the valley is "Mr. Corn".

[ORION]

What kind of sissy bullshit are you fucking fuckers fucking talking about? Fuck!
I am bored

[ATRAIN]

fuck you Orion

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/holeyshit9942337.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/holeyshit9942337.gif

double bj FTW

[to21]

^^^
Right head: "You know when we drive, I have to have my head out the window?"

[ATRAIN]

double bj FTW

LOL dude how do you find this fucked up shit. Do you google search certain key words or something? hahaha

[ashbeeigh]

You know, yesterday I was going to pick up some new furniture and there was a billboard on 410 that said "Visit Brownsville" and I thought to myself, "Who would want to visit that shithole?" True story.

Is this the one on 10/410 by Crossroads? I think the same thing every time i drive past it.

[ORION]

fuck you Orion

What is the difference between ATRAIN and a washing machine?

[Melmart1]

Is this the one on 10/410 by Crossroads? I think the same thing every time i drive past it.

Yep. I hadn't seen it before, but what a shitty job that must be, to be in charge of tourist advertising for Brownsville. I mean, I am sure they have a cool-looking water tower, but they ain't no San Benito!

[Melmart1]

What is the difference between ATRAIN and a washing machine?

A washing machine is useful?

[ORION]

A washing machine is useful?
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

[ATRAIN]

A washing machine is useful?

you saying im not useful?

[ATRAIN]

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

you saying im like your momma? speaking of which tell her to stop calling me and hanging up, I have caller id.

[ORION]

you saying im like your momma? speaking of which tell her to stop calling me and hanging up, I have caller id.
Yup and you can push an 8lb 6oz baby out of your vagina too.....and ping pong balls.

[ATRAIN]

Yup and you can push an 8lb 6oz baby out of your vagina too.....and ping pong balls.

by my vagina you mean your sisters vagina right. Just cause i pound that snizz everynight doesnt make it mine.

[ashbeeigh]

Yep. I hadn't seen it before, but what a shitty job that must be, to be in charge of tourist advertising for Brownsville. I mean, I am sure they have a cool-looking water tower, but they ain't no San Benito!

:lol Exactly! I say this, but I've actually never been to "the Valley" for a few weeks I thought I may have to make the trip because the RGV ACORN office was in the shitter...but I had about a 4 hour phone conversation with their head organizer and one staff member and they got their shit together. crisis and trip to the valley.... averted!

[ORION]

by my vagina you mean your sisters vagina right. Just cause i pound that snizz everynight doesnt make it mine.
Even if I had a sister that still wouldn't be funny. We all know you like black cock. No offense Flo.

[Melmart1]

you saying im not useful?

You saying you didn't realize it was a joke?

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck!! It's sooo hot out there. Man it puts me in such a pissed off mood I just want to hit someone! I wonder if violence is up on these kind of days. If I didn't need to go out I wouldn't. :cuss

[ORION]

Fuck!! It's sooo hot out there. Man it puts me in such a pissed off mood I just want to hit someone! I wonder if violence is up on these kind of days. If I didn't need to go out I wouldn't. :cuss
Its obvious that necrophilia cases would rise.

[CuckingFunt]

The only thing good about the valley is "Mr. Corn".

I thought it was fat chicks that smell like Whatabuger?

[Melmart1]

I thought it was fat chicks that smell like Whatabuger?

See, you have to go to UT. You already know a bunch of jokes and lingo.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck!! It's sooo hot out there. Man it puts me in such a pissed off mood I just want to hit someone! I wonder if violence is up on these kind of days. If I didn't need to go out I wouldn't. :cuss

It's true. Violence does rise during the summer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

very disturbing and cute at the same time

XQcVllWpwGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The original:



mIaTOVLNgzU

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The obligatory remix:



BTzkxvhB-Rw

[Viva Las Espuelas]

SlhIQYd-qAg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhIQYd-qAg

[ORION]

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the men can see them all.

[florige]

Fuck!! It's sooo hot out there. Man it puts me in such a pissed off mood I just want to hit someone! I wonder if violence is up on these kind of days. If I didn't need to go out I wouldn't. :cuss



I thought TX always was intensely hot? Everytime I look at the weather at the top of the screen it always seems to be in the 90's during the summer months.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nambe dude. It's not hot.

[Trainwreck2100]

I bought two new ipod shuffles off of a guy on CL for $75 both had this white paper on them when he gave them to me and it was a quick deal in a parking lot. YAY cheap stuff

[Melmart1]

I bought two new ipod shuffles off of a guy on CL for $75 both had this white paper on them when he gave them to me and it was a quick deal in a parking lot. YAY cheap stuff

Parking lot deal for electronics bought on Craigslist? You are lucky that shit even works.

[Trainwreck2100]

Parking lot deal for electronics bought on Craigslist? You are lucky that shit even works.

Stolen shit works every time

[Trainwreck2100]

Im not saying its stolen from whatever store this guy worked at mind you, i'm assuming he got it with his employee discount and is just passing on the savings

[Melmart1]

Im not saying its stolen from whatever store this guy worked at mind you, i'm assuming he got it with his employee discount and is just passing on the savings

http://static.zooomr.com/images/6258785_a8dd01754c.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://static.zooomr.com/images/6258785_a8dd01754c.jpg

it is a beautiful world isn't it

[ORION]

Im not saying its stolen from whatever store this guy worked at mind you, i'm assuming he got it with his employee discount and is just passing on the savings
That's the Royals way...

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xcror5.jpg

[ORION]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xcror5.jpg
No offense Flo but that's funny.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xcror5.jpg

those bitches are kicking his ass, he's in prime position to bitchslap them though, so them why yo hands are strong tyrone

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/86747d1220162206-funny-strange-random-pics-0019z7sc-1.jpg

[jman3000]

If everyone was like me, the world would be a much better place.

[Trainwreck2100]

If everyone was like me, the world would be a much better place.

And there would be alot more syphilis

If everyone were like me the world would cease to be

[jman3000]

if everyone were a virgin the world would have the biggest population explosion ever.

6.3 billion virgins? all that pent up energy would have to go somewhere.

[jman3000]

and this stigma of me being a whore is lame.

i demand it change.

[florige]

No offense Flo but that's funny.




Thats fucking embarassing! I think if that were me I would just ask them could I quit.

[RashoFan]

Happy 4th of July...
...please don't light the night on fire...I'm on at the FD and I don't want my BBQ interupted...

[angel_luv]

Happy 4th of July...
...please don't light the night on fire...I'm on at the FD and I don't want my BBQ interupted...

Have a great day! Stay safe! :)

[ORION]

Happy 4th of July...
...please don't light the night on fire...I'm on at the FD and I don't want my BBQ interupted...
Come on baby light my fire
Come on baby light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

[marini martini]

If my last child was a boy, I was going to name him Tyrone!!!:toast

[CuckingFunt]

Some chick got pissed off at me at a party tonight and the most devastating insult she could come up with was to call me a "kiss slut." Funny stuff.

[jman3000]

Kiss whore would have been better.

Cuz it sounds like "Kisser"... but all internet lingoed out.

[z0sa]

Some chick got pissed off at me at a party tonight and the most devastating insult she could come up with was to call me a "kiss slut." Funny stuff.

not really

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/midgetshuffle7974310.gif

[mrsmaalox]

^^That kinda looks like a walrus wearing clothes.

[I. Hustle]

my peener is twitching

[CuckingFunt]

Kiss whore would have been better.

Cuz it sounds like "Kisser"... but all internet lingoed out.

By that logic...

Suxors = suck whore?

[ATRAIN]

my peener is twitching

its called the drip

[ORION]

my peener is twitching
Well stop shocking it with a 9v. If you're trying to get it up you're doing it wrong.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/midgetshuffle7974310.gif

:lmao I think that's the girl from "tiny mom" or something on Discovery Health. It's crazy shit.

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, ashbeeigh, Melmart1+

How you doin'? :eyebrows

Next time I am in town....lunch.

[jman3000]

By that logic...

Suxors = suck whore?

Yeah. Pretty much.

I know it's blowing your mind. Just sit down for a bit.

[Kori Ellis]

How come all the weatherman-esque peeps on this forum didn't inform me of this massive thunder/lightning/rainstorm :pctoss

[ORION]

How come all the weatherman-esque peeps on this forum didn't inform me of this massive thunder/lightning/rainstorm :pctoss
I rained some 3's tonight

[Trainwreck2100]

How come all the weatherman-esque peeps on this forum didn't inform me of this massive thunder/lightning/rainstorm :pctoss


I had the accuweather app on my pre so i saw that shit coming

[ashbeeigh]

How come all the weatherman-esque peeps on this forum didn't inform me of this massive thunder/lightning/rainstorm :pctoss

The roosoters across the street from my office let me know it was going to rain.

[ShoogarBear]

Groove is in the heart!
Groove is in the heart!
Groove is in the heart!

[Dr. Gonzo]

God dammit dude. That song is going to be in my head all day and I hate that song.

:pctoss

[Dr. Gonzo]

It makes me angry for some reason. :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

I had the accuweather app on my pre so i saw that shit coming

You have a Pre? Bastard. Gimmegimmegimme.

[ShoogarBear]

God dammit dude. That song is going to be in my head all day and I hate that song.

:pctoss


It makes me angry for some reason. :pctoss

My work here is done.

[ShoogarBear]

I couldn't ask for another.
No, I couldn't ask for another.

[samikeyp]

DJ Soul was on a roll
I've been told he can't be sold
He's not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hate you all!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Good job on the air the other day Mikey. You actually made the Peter Burns show tolerable.

[samikeyp]

Thanks bro. :toast

Hopefully it will be the start of something.

[ORION]

I hate you all!
Let me put another song in your head.
Woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be in compton soon.

[Trainwreck2100]

i made it rain threes today 4 for 16

when i put one up my teammate said "no no no no no" Then it went in and he shut up real fast

[ORION]

i made it rain threes today 4 for 16

when i put one up my teammate said "no no no no no" Then it went in and he shut up real fast
You sound like a real baller. I know I'm crazy for asking this even though I will lose all my money but do you want to play for some cash? I always lose at basketball. I can't even shoot a touchdown.

[Trainwreck2100]

You sound like a real baller. I know I'm crazy for asking this even though I will lose all my money but do you want to play for some cash? I always lose at basketball. I can't even shoot a touchdown.

Sure, if i score more points than you, i win. If you score more points than me you lose.

[ORION]

Sure, if i score more points than you, i win. If you score more points than me you lose.
You're on! I bet I can get you to bet by the end of the night.

[florige]

i made it rain threes today 4 for 16

when i put one up my teammate said "no no no no no" Then it went in and he shut up real fast



Damn dude you just keep shooting no matter what. You just don't give a fuck huh? :lol

[ORION]

Damn dude you just keep shooting no matter what. You just don't give a fuck huh? :lol
Flo don't make me own you on the court and if you want to play for money also I'm not very good and you will probably win all of my money so let's play for money.

[mrsmaalox]

Anyone else having trouble getting into the casino? :huh

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn dude you just keep shooting no matter what. You just don't give a fuck huh? :lol

I played for 2 and a half hours and didn't shoot more than 3 3s a game

[florige]

Flo don't make me own you on the court and if you want to play for money also I'm not very good and you will probably win all of my money so let's play for money.

I will play you for money in HORSE if you want. My game isn't where it needs to be yet to play someone who plays regularly. I have no doubt you would whup my ass now.



I played for 2 and a half hours and didn't shoot more than 3 3s a game


My bad, I thought you were talking about one game.

[florige]

Whyyyyyy is this stupid ass converter box not working!!!!!:bang

[ORION]

I will play you for money in HORSE if you want. My game isn't where it needs to be yet to play someone who plays regularly. I have no doubt you would whup my ass now.

No, you got it all wrong. I play basketball video games, but uhh HORSE sounds good...$100 a game....

[I. Hustle]

OOOOHHHHH I had to reread that. At first I read $100 for whores.

[ORION]

OOOOHHHHH I had to reread that. At first I read $100 for whores.
Maybe I did maybe I didn't. Who wants to know?

[SpursStalker]

OOOOHHHHH I had to reread that. At first I read $100 for whores.

Sup?

:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Oh boy, here comes the annoying sexual innuendo brigade.

[mrsmaalox]

So did ATRAIN move away yet?

[Melmart1]

So did ATRAIN move away yet?

Awww, so cute how you are worried about him.

[Silver21_Black20]

I heard he got banned from using the internet at work like batman32201298641285 did.

[ATRAIN]

I heard he got banned from using the internet at work like batman32201298641285 did.

who did you hear that from? No i havent moved anywhere yet, I had a phone interview yesterday that went well. I heard from my friend that they are prob going to set up a face to face soon.

[ATRAIN]

Awww, so cute how you are worried about him.

at least someone worries about me :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Awww, so cute how you are worried about him.

Yes it is, isn't it?

[Silver21_Black20]

who did you hear that from? No i havent moved anywhere yet, I had a phone interview yesterday that went well. I heard from my friend that they are prob going to set up a face to face soon.

No one. I just wanted to start a rumor. Thanks for fucking it up. :lol

[Melmart1]

who did you hear that from? No i havent moved anywhere yet, I had a phone interview yesterday that went well. I heard from my friend that they are prob going to set up a face to face soon.

You were supposed to play along, dear.

[Melmart1]

at least someone worries about me :depressed

You're worse than a woman, I swear!

[ATRAIN]

No one. I just wanted to start a rumor. Thanks for fucking it up. :lol


You were supposed to play along, dear.

FUCK!!! DAMMIT Sorry Sandy.

[ATRAIN]

You're worse than a woman, I swear!

lol I dont know WHAT your talking about :)

[mrsmaalox]

who did you hear that from? No i havent moved anywhere yet, I had a phone interview yesterday that went well. I heard from my friend that they are prob going to set up a face to face soon.

Haha "face to face"! You gonna wear that cute g-string I got you? The one with the elephant trunk?

[ATRAIN]

Haha "face to face"! You gonna wear that cute g-string I got you? The one with the elephant trunk?

:dizzy:shootme:hang:jack:idiot:splitter

[mrsmaalox]

:dizzy:shootme:hang:jack:idiot:splitter

Don't over do it silly! I don't think too many people around here are fooled by your dramatics!

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao ATRAIN's an idiot.

[I. Hustle]

Sup?

:eyebrows

Howya doin'?

[Melmart1]

:lmao ATRAIN's an idiot.

Nah, just a little dense.

[Melmart1]

And when I say a little, I mean a lot.

[jman3000]

wow

[ashbeeigh]

Melissa Martinez is following me on Twitter.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

who the hell is that?

[ATRAIN]

Don't over do it silly! I don't think too many people around here are fooled by your dramatics!

good call, thanks for lookin out :)

[ATRAIN]

Melissa Martinez is following me on Twitter.

how the hell do you follow someone on twitter?

[I. Hustle]

who the hell is that?

http://c6.going.com/thumbnails/1425/3538/03050015000000833434.jpg?

[I. Hustle]

how the hell do you follow someone on twitter?

She is twittering and someone is walking right behind her.

[mrsmaalox]

http://c6.going.com/thumbnails/1425/3538/03050015000000833434.jpg?

A tranny?

[ashbeeigh]

how the hell do you follow someone on twitter?

you click the follow button on their profile. duh.

[ATRAIN]

who the hell is that?


http://c6.going.com/thumbnails/1425/3538/03050015000000833434.jpg?

dont know but thats the biggest beaner name I have ever heard.

[I. Hustle]

A tranny?

no idea. I just googled the name

[ATRAIN]

She is twittering and someone is walking right behind her.

So she is watching ash like the money you save with Geico?

[ATRAIN]

no idea. I just googled the name

what came up?

[ATRAIN]

hey hustle did Stalker ever send you nude pics?

[I. Hustle]

So she is watching ash like the money you save with Geico?

I've seen Ash twitter. She really gets at it.

[ATRAIN]

you click the follow button on their profile. duh.

so what does following someone actually mean?

[ATRAIN]

Arizona Green Tea is my new fav drink

[ATRAIN]

hey dan...........what up with it vanilla face?

[I. Hustle]

Fermented man jizz is my new fav drink

gross dude

[ATRAIN]

gross dude

thats fucked up you would even come up with that........you need a hug

[I. Hustle]

I massage the grapes while I soak the cork

[ATRAIN]

lol wtf???? Hey Hustle hows the new truck?

[mrsmaalox]

Arizona Green Tea is my new fav drink

Yum, I used to get that one but now I get "Gold Peak" ; try it, it's even better.

[I. Hustle]

lol wtf???? Hey Hustle hows the new truck?

no go yet. I am not rushing it since I have a problem with big purchases. It takes me a long to time to finally make a decision.

[ATRAIN]

Yum, I used to get that one but now I like "Golden Showers"

[ATRAIN]

no go yet. I am not rushing it since I have a problem with big purchases. It takes me a long to time to finally make a decision.

pussy

[I. Hustle]

Yum, I used to get that one but now I get "Hustle's Juice" ; try it, it's even better.

[I. Hustle]

pussy

yeah

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN and I. Hustle must be the same guy