Free Quattro Razor (20)

[ORION]

Which one of you is willing to give me your class ring? That is what will determine who I go out with.

You can wear my basketball Letterman

[ORION]

She was actually pretty hot before she started eating for 4 fully grown adults daily.

I have a game tomorrow Flo and I'm all rested up

[florige]

I have a game tomorrow Flo and I'm all rested up



What pos do you play?

[ORION]

What pos do you play?

I play were I'm needed. I try and run point mostly because I trust myself to bring the ball down and not turn it over because we have that problem, but I can play the 4 or the 3 or the 2. I'm everywhere, but these last few games we got stuck on a smaller court so the lane is more clogged

[florige]

I play were I'm needed. I try and run point mostly because I trust myself to bring the ball down and not turn it over because we have that problem, but I can play the 4 or the 3 or the 2. I'm everywhere, but these last few games we got stuck on a smaller court so the lane is more clogged



Yeah for me is pg or bust. There are many ballers in the 5'8 range that can play the 2. lol

[ORION]

Yeah for me is pg or bust. There are many ballers in the 5'8 range that can play the 2. lol

I'm 6'2" 185lbs and I'm undersized at the SG spot most of the time but my game tomorrow I will dominate

[RashoFan]

Thanks!

How's the new house? When do you move in?

I am in process of getting approved for the home loan. Should be building in a month or so and hoping to be in before the end of nov.

[samikeyp]

I am in process of getting approved for the home loan. Should be building in a month or so and hoping to be in before the end of nov.

Congrats. :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

This might be the greatest tribute song ever written.

YGo0jGZMawM

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wanna be someone's nigga.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I want someone to approach me and say, "You my nigga."

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is that too much to ask?

[mrsmaalox]

That man is a poet! Brought tears to my eyes...

[ORION]

Is that too much to ask?
I just broke my fucking pinky toe!!!!shit bent sideways at a 90 degree angle.

[CuckingFunt]

I just broke my fucking pinky toe!!!!shit bent sideways at a 90 degree angle.

Pussy.

I used to dance on broken toes all the time.

[jman3000]

I can't help but laugh my ass off every time I see that cat in scuba gear in that howstuffworks.com commercial.

the combo of music and the look on its face is priceless

[florige]

I just broke my fucking pinky toe!!!!shit bent sideways at a 90 degree angle.



How in the hell did you do that?

[Silver21_Black20]

How in the hell did you do that?

He plays basketball barefoot.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just broke my fucking pinky toe!!!!shit bent sideways at a 90 degree angle.

Did you hit your foot on the sink while you were jacking off on the toilet?

-Steven

[RashoFan]

Damn...just saw the Harper's Island final episode tonight...all I can say is DAMN....
I hope those writers come up some more murder/suspense shows...

[Kori Ellis]

I want someone to approach me and say, "You my nigga."

You have to get an actual black person to say it. Wiggas need not apply.

Ask Shoog to say it if/when he sees you.

[Kori Ellis]

I am in process of getting approved for the home loan. Should be building in a month or so and hoping to be in before the end of nov.

Where are you building?

Isn't that fast to build a house?

We are moving too. Currently, we are having re-modeling done on the house we are moving into.

[Silver21_Black20]

You have to get an actual black person to say it. Wiggas need not apply.

Ask Shoog to say it if/when he sees you.

Word on the street is florige is black too.

[CuckingFunt]

Sales at Victoria's Secret can be dangerous.

[Melmart1]

Damn...just saw the Harper's Island final episode tonight...all I can say is DAMN....
I hope those writers come up some more murder/suspense shows...

The ending SUCKED! That whole part where he put her in that house and said they were gonna live together was waaay too incestuous for me and too contrived. If they took all that out, then it would have been better.

[RashoFan]

I can't help but laugh my ass off every time I see that cat in scuba gear in that howstuffworks.com commercial.

the combo of music and the look on its face is priceless

link?

[RashoFan]

The ending SUCKED! That whole part where he put her in that house and said they were gonna live together was waaay too incestuous for me and too contrived. If they took all that out, then it would have been better.

You are right Mel, I should have edited my post...I was sleepy when I posted.
The story line which developed over the past 12 weeks, was really good up until Henry took Abby to the house so they can play "house". The flashback to when they were kids and she whispered in his ear and the whole "we can be together forever on the island" was a crappy attempt to wrap up the story.

But I would like to see another murder mystery mini series on TV while waiting for the fall line up to start up...

[ashbeeigh]

Sales at Victoria's Secret can be dangerous.

Any sales at this time of year are dangerous. I bought an Ali Ro dress yesterday for $56. I about cried when the girl said "Your total is $56."

[ORION]

Pussy.

I used to dance on broken toes all the time.

I didn't say it hurt. Shit I'm still playing basketball tomorrow. I broke it because I went into my garage in the dark and kicked a bike. I said "shit!" so I came back inside and started painting my living room and messing with me toe. I moved it back and forth then side to side but I noticed it stuck to one side. maybe dislocated but it was fucking awesome to see my toe bent like that.

[ORION]

Did you hit your foot on the sink while you were jacking off on the toilet?

-Steven

I broke my big toe while toe banging my grandma's vagina.

Horry for 3 !
:smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I finally saw star trek last night.

9/10, that movie fucking rules. Might go see it again.

[Strike]

I finally saw star trek last night.

9/10, that movie fucking rules. Might go see it again.

Saw it 3 times. Can't wait for it on DVD. Though it will look out of place on my shelf next to the dozen Star Wars DVD's. I hope they don't try to beat the crap out of it.

[samikeyp]

Bump, bitches.

[samikeyp]

for the record....summer colds suck.

[ashbeeigh]

for the record....summer colds suck.

They're the worst ever. I hope you feel better!

[samikeyp]

You and me both sister.

Ugh.

[RashoFan]

Does someone need a little TLC from the friendly neighborhood Paramedic? :eyebrows

[samikeyp]

absolutely!!

[Summers]

I got eaten alive in my sleep. And that's not a euphamism for something sexual. I mean I woke up covered in mosquito bites. What the hell? (Either that or I'm having an allergic reaction to something).

[Summers]

I finally saw star trek last night.

9/10, that movie fucking rules. Might go see it again.

We loved it and wanted to see it again, but decided to wait for PPV.

[samikeyp]

I really like it too.

Definetly a "buy it when it comes to DVD"

[SpursStalker]

Bump, bitches.

Sup ho ...

:eyebrows

[samikeyp]

:lol

[SpursStalker]

:lol

What's shakin mikey?

:D

[samikeyp]

Sadly not the stuffiness in my head.

Fucking colds.

[SpursStalker]

Sadly not the stuffiness in my head.

Fucking colds.

Summer colds suck ass!!

I wouldn't wish those on anyone ...

Shall I fetch a nurse?

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup This coffee is not working.

[SpursStalker]

:wakeup This coffee is not working.

Need something stronger?

:D

[ATRAIN]

:wakeup This coffee is not working.


Need something stronger?

:D

Im sipping on an AMP right now. I really need to get to bed earlier.

[SpursStalker]

Im sipping on an AMP right now. I really need to get to bed earlier.

I'm a morning person, so I have no problem.

It's later in the afternoon that I get sleep and need to nap.

:lol

[ATRAIN]

I'm a morning person, so I have no problem.

It's later in the afternoon that I get sleep and need to nap.

:lol

Doesnt that automatically happen when you get old :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Im sipping on an AMP right now. I really need to get to bed earlier.

I chugged a 5 hour energy once, and had severe chest pains aterwards

[ATRAIN]

I chugged a 5 hour energy once, and had severe chest pains aterwards

really? I thought you were supposed to chug them? One time before a softball game I drank 2 large amps and I chewed 2 pieces of that power gum. I was too wired I was shaking.


BTW I love your sig tw lol
http://i31.tinypic.com/bdk3d0.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

really? I thought you were supposed to chug them? One time before a softball game I drank 2 large amps and I chewed 2 pieces of that power gum. I was too wired I was shaking.


BTW I love your sig tw lol
http://i31.tinypic.com/bdk3d0.jpg

You should've just done a couple of lines of blow.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm all for bitches getting what they deserve

[ATRAIN]

You should've just done a couple of lines of blow.

never did anything other than pot but I have friends that still snort up any chance they get. Thought they would have outgrown that shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I always chug the 5 hour ones just to get the taste over with asap.

[ATRAIN]

I'm all for bitches getting what they deserve

hahahah she did, give me more!!!

[ATRAIN]

I always chug the 5 hour ones just to get the taste over with asap.

do they work?

[Trainwreck2100]

hahahah she did, give me more!!!

this is the only other one i know of on the interwebs

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/addadiktome/FalconPunch.gif

[mrsmaalox]

do they work?

They do for me. And they work fast. My problem is the lag time with caffeine. I'll drink coffee, tea, diet pepsi all day and feel pretty sluggish until about 2am. Then I'm wide eyed and bushy tailed!

[jman3000]

I chugged a 5 hour energy once, and had severe chest pains aterwards

Me too. I took a normal strength one... studied for 5 hours... went to the grocery and bought the black bottle.. the one that's extreme or whatever... a bit later my heart started to beat really fast and I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

[jman3000]

:lol that dude dusts his hands right after he sweeps her leg.

[ATRAIN]

They do for me. And they work fast. My problem is the lag time with caffeine. I'll drink coffee, tea, diet pepsi all day and feel pretty sluggish until about 2am. Then I'm wide eyed and bushy tailed!

lmao that explains a lot

[ATRAIN]

:lol that dude dusts his hands right after he sweeps her leg.

LMAO I just noticed that hahah CLASSIC!!

[ashbeeigh]

I've never had an energy drink in my life. b 12 overdoses scare me.

[Trainwreck2100]

my favorite part is the knight in the white trunks

[SpursStalker]

Doesnt that automatically happen when you get old :lmao

Yep ...

And fuck you for calling me old you heifer ...

:ihit :lol

[mrsmaalox]

lmao that explains a lot

What makes it really bad is that I have not exercised at all this summer. Exercise is the only way I can get my sleep cycles regulated.

[ATRAIN]

What makes it really bad is that I have not exercised at all this summer. Exercise is the only way I can get my sleep cycles regulated.

I thought you were always going out for jogs

[Melmart1]

Cankle liposuction. Haha.

[mrsmaalox]

I thought you were always going out for jogs

I've been bad this summer. My favorite activity has been eating ice cream in bed. With the AC on. But......Today, maybe a little later today....I swear I'm going to make a bonified effort to go to the gym!

[Melmart1]

I've been bad this summer. My favorite activity has been eating ice cream in bed. With the AC on. But......Today, maybe a little later today....I swear I'm going to make a bonified effort to go to the gym!

Bonified ... does that have something to do with a boner?

[mrsmaalox]

Bonified ... does that have something to do with a boner?

Oh gawd I hope so!!

p.s. you're so cute when you play dumb! ;)

[ATRAIN]

I've been bad this summer. My favorite activity has been eating ice cream in bed. With the AC on. But......Today, maybe a little later today....I swear I'm going to make a bonified effort to go to the gym!

Instead of talking about it get your ass up right now and go work out. Arent you just at home anyways?

[samikeyp]

Instead of talking about it get your ass up right now and go work out. Arent you just at home anyways?

Maybe that is her workout.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I said something about a wedding dress as in a wedding reception dress this morning and my co-worker thought I was getting married. I nearly died laughing.

[mrsmaalox]

Instead of talking about it get your ass up right now and go work out. Arent you just at home anyways?

No I'm not "just" at home!!! I'm working here. I'm at this desk, organizing my paper clips. Sheesh!

[ATRAIN]

:lmao I said something about a wedding dress as in a wedding reception dress this morning and my co-worker thought I was getting married. I nearly died laughing.

Ash your marrying Jman?

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao I said something about a wedding dress as in a wedding reception dress this morning and my co-worker thought I was getting married. I nearly died laughing.

:lmao what moron would buy the cow when the milk is free

[ashbeeigh]

Ash your marrying Jman?

I had no idea. Did he tell you I was?

[ATRAIN]

I had no idea. Did he tell you I was?

I heard it through the grape vine......does that mean your going to get a mustache ride?

[Melmart1]

I heard it through the grape vine......does that mean your going to get a mustache ride?

That would be the marriage of the two dirtiest sets of lips in San Antonio.

[ATRAIN]

That would be the marriage of the two dirtiest sets of lips in San Antonio.

I thought ash already had the dirtiest set of lips all on her own?? They would be adding the 3rd dirtiest pair of lips in San Antonio.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had a Monster energy drink not to long ago and I had what felt like a hangover the whole night.

[Silver21_Black20]

That would be the marriage of the two dirtiest sets of lips in San Antonio.

Ha!

[ashbeeigh]

That would be the marriage of the two dirtiest sets of lips in San Antonio.


I thought ash already had the dirtiest set of lips all on her own?? They would be adding the 3rd dirtiest pair of lips in San Antonio.

I hate both of you. For the insult and for being gross.

[Melmart1]

I hate both of you. For the insult and for being gross.

You loooove me! You follow me on Twitter, after all! That must count for something!

[ATRAIN]

You loooove me! You follow me on Twitter, after all! That must count for something!

So ash is still estalking you?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m286/santori_01/1246023355596.gif

[ashbeeigh]

You loooove me! You follow me on Twitter, after all! That must count for something!

I was just being polite. Not following back when you know someone is rude.

[Melmart1]

I was just being polite. Not following back when you know someone is rude.

Well I just unfollowed you, so you can unfollow me back then you don't have to be polite anymore.

[florige]

Im sipping on an AMP right now. I really need to get to bed earlier.


You should had been in bed instead of watching that show with that ugly ginger woman.

[ATRAIN]

You should had been in bed instead of watching that show with that ugly ginger woman.

DUDE it was part of the Legends all star game. She was the catcher and she looked FUCKING HOT with those pig tails. Hey Flo what color was the truck you pulled over?

[ATRAIN]

I was just being polite. Not following back when you know someone is rude.


Well I just unfollowed you, so you can unfollow me back then you don't have to be polite anymore.

Twitter breakup, thats sooo sad

[florige]

DUDE it was part of the Legends all star game. She was the catcher and she looked FUCKING HOT with those pig tails. Hey Flo what color was the truck you pulled over?


It was like a burnt red color. Maroon. That shit is huge!

[Melmart1]

DUDE it was part of the Legends all star game. She was the catcher and she looked FUCKING HOT with those pig tails. Hey Flo what color was the truck you pulled over?

Pam from "The Office' was on her team, too. I watched because of that, sadly.

[florige]

Pam from "The Office' was on her team, too. I watched because of that, sadly.

\


I know you know TONS about baseball. Can you play though?

[ATRAIN]

Pam from "The Office' was on her team, too. I watched because of that, sadly.

I was actually impressed by that diving catch Nelly made. Yeah they called her Pam too hahahah.

[ATRAIN]

\


I know you know TONS about baseball. Can you play though?

Great fucking question!! Can you play mel?

[jman3000]

I just started re watching season one of "The Wire" and I kept thinking what a dirty cop Flo is.

[Melmart1]

\


I know you know TONS about baseball. Can you play though?

Nope. I would probably get mad if I broke a nail or something.

[jman3000]

wtf?

lies. I've been clean shaven for months.

[florige]

wtf?

lies. I've been clean shaven for months.



You shaved the stache?!?!?!?

[ashbeeigh]

You shaved the stache?!?!?!?

When it's 110 degrees out he needs to "breathe."

[jman3000]

I'm a big boy now and have to dress like an adult 5 days a week. Part of that is being clean shaved and taking showers on a regular basis :depressed

[ATRAIN]

I just started re watching season one of "The Wire" and I kept thinking what a dirty cop Flo is.

HAHAHA Yeah I always think that too!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm a big boy now and have to dress like an adult 5 days a week. Part of that is being clean shaved and taking showers on a regular basis :depressed

you got an office job?

[florige]

Nope. I would probably get mad if I broke a nail or something.




Have you ever been to a batting cage or anything?

[ATRAIN]

You shaved the stache?!?!?!?

he lost the source of his power, he will no longer be able to pick up hood rats.

[Melmart1]

I'm a big boy now and have to dress like an adult 5 days a week. Part of that is being clean shaved and taking showers on a regular basis :depressed

I thought you were becoming a cop? Aren't all cops dirty anyways?

[z0sa]

we have a chatroom for this

[Melmart1]

we have a chatroom for this

Shut the fuck up.

[ATRAIN]

Shut the fuck up.

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I'm all for bitches getting what they deserve

Obviously.

Because getting kicked and thrown to the ground is clearly the deserved response to a drink in the face.

Clearly.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm a big boy now and have to dress like an adult 5 days a week. Part of that is being clean shaved and taking showers on a regular basis :depressed

The shaving thing doesn't bother me. The showering on a regular basis is what frightens me. You're implying you didn't shower on a regular basis. Gross! :vomit:

[ATRAIN]

Obviously.

Because getting kicked and thrown to the ground is clearly the deserved response to a drink in the face.

Clearly.

Actually she got off easy

[ATRAIN]

The shaving thing doesn't bother me. The showering on a regular basis is what frightens me. You're implying you didn't shower on a regular basis. Gross! :vomit:

:downspin::lmao


Jman walking around with swamp ass all the time and he is mad cause he has to shower now hahahaha.

[florige]

I thought you were becoming a cop? Aren't all cops dirty anyways?



I think me and SB20 can object to that. Jman will be letting women off for sexual favors I think though.

[CuckingFunt]

Nope. I would probably get mad if I broke a nail or something.

I broke a nail bowling last night. Pissed me the fuck off.

[ATRAIN]

I think me and SB20 can object to that. Jman will be letting women off for sexual favors I think though.

yeah thats true flo is too much of a pussy to be corrupt lol, no offense flo hahahaha.

[florige]

yeah thats true flo is too much of a pussy to be corrupt lol, no offense flo hahahaha.



Let me borrow that truck fucker! You know that is too much power for you.

[ATRAIN]

Let me borrow that truck fucker! You know that is too much power for you.

did you rub one out after you pulled that guy over that had the same truck I have?

[florige]

yeah thats true flo is too much of a pussy to be corrupt lol, no offense flo hahahaha.


I'm just not trying to fuck up my already slim chances of getting into the FBI.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hey Flo. Am I your nigga?

[jman3000]

he lost the source of his power, he will no longer be able to pick up hood rats.

Suit >> stache in the hierarchy of things that make panties drop.

[jman3000]

I'm just not trying to fuck up my already slim chances of getting into the FBI.

If you go to school and get a minor or major in Arab linguistics you'd be giving yourself a huge chance to get in.

[ATRAIN]

Suit >> stache in the hierarchy of things that make panties drop.

well the suit will help you pick up a different class of woman. You wearing a suit now?

[CuckingFunt]

Suit >> stache in the hierarchy of things that make panties drop.

This is true, but it really depends on how the guy wears a suit. If he looks uncomfortable and out of place, it's really not much of a turn on.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I've never worn a suit.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well a tux but that doesn't count.

[florige]

Hey Flo. Am I your nigga?


I hope this answers your question.....


flq_8Z4QJ1s

[ATRAIN]

I've never worn a suit.

how to you expect to be someones nigga and you have never worn a suit.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

We needed some old school regulating in here. I never even noticed this poster, how are they an original member?

[Melmart1]

how to you expect to be someones nigga and you have never worn a suit.

I think Steven would look great in a pimp suit. Complete with fishbowl boots.

[florige]

If you go to school and get a minor or major in Arab linguistics you'd be giving yourself a huge chance to get in.




Damn dude I didn't know that. Thanks.

[jman3000]

This is true, but it really depends on how the guy wears a suit. If he looks uncomfortable and out of place, it's really not much of a turn on.

I think I look pretty good in a suit. I have broad shoulders so they actually fit right. I know a lot of people look funny in them because the shoulder area looks too big for them and they end up just looking like a kid in grown up clothes.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Steven would look great in a pimp suit. Complete with fishbowl boots.

And a big hat.

[Melmart1]

This is true, but it really depends on how the guy wears a suit. If he looks uncomfortable and out of place, it's really not much of a turn on.

Also not a turn on ... wearing lip gloss with the suit. I heards it through the internets that Jman has a thing for lip gloss.

[jman3000]

son of a bitch.

[jman3000]

Spurstalk has ruined any chance I've had at getting into politics.

[ashbeeigh]

Where are you working where you have to wear a fucking suit anyway jman? Even at West you didn't have to wear a suit.

[florige]

Just for the record I have been told I look very sexy in a suit as well.

[Melmart1]

Just for the record I have been told I look very sexy in a suit as well.

Afro Americans wear suits?

[CuckingFunt]

Also not a turn on ... wearing lip gloss with the suit. I heards it through the internets that Jman has a thing for lip gloss.

I bought a ton of lip gloss at Victoria's Secret this weekend and couldn't help wondering if it was his brand.

Good stuff, by the way. If he's never tried it, he should.

[samikeyp]

This is true, but it really depends on how the guy wears a suit. If he looks uncomfortable and out of place, it's really not much of a turn on.

Very true. A well made suit that fits the man well can make anyone look better. I have a black suit with very thin, subtle gray pinstripes and it even makes me look good.

[jman3000]

Where are you working where you have to wear a fucking suit anyway jman? Even at West you didn't have to wear a suit.

I got a job at AT&T's security and assets division.

[jman3000]

I bought a ton of lip gloss at Victoria's Secret this weekend and couldn't help wondering if it was his brand.

Good stuff, by the way. If he's never tried it, he should.

My brand? wtf?

I was drunk and it was Angel Luv's damn lip gloss.

I hope JB burns in Hell for what he's done.

[florige]

Afro Americans wear suits?



OMG Mel. That is probably one of the most racist statement ever made in here....:lol

[Melmart1]

I bought a ton of lip gloss at Victoria's Secret this weekend and couldn't help wondering if it was his brand.

Good stuff, by the way. If he's never tried it, he should.

I always pictured him as a flavored gloss kind of guy. Fruity flavored, for obvious reasons.

[Melmart1]

OMG Mel. That is probably one of the most racist statement ever made in here....:lol

Did you steal the suit? Can you buy one with the Lone Star Card?

[samikeyp]

Did you steal the suit? Can you buy one with the Lone Star Card?

Dayyyum!! :lmao

[jman3000]

Very true. A well made suit that fits the man well can make anyone look better. I have a black suit with very thin, subtle gray pinstripes and it even makes me look good.

That suit sounds like one I have. It goes with a bunch of dress shirts too. I have this really nice redish/maroonish shirt that goes nice with a marron/black tie.


Man that was gay.

[CuckingFunt]

That suit sounds like one I have. It goes with a bunch of dress shirts too. I have this really nice redish/maroonish shirt that goes nice with a marron/black tie.


Man that was gay.

Good luck blaming Johnny B for that one.

[samikeyp]

It may look gay on you...looks good on me. :)

[ATRAIN]

That suit sounds like one I have. It goes with a bunch of dress shirts too. I have this really nice redish/maroonish shirt that goes nice with a marron/black tie.


Man that was gay.

LOL J I was just telling someone that I need a maroon dress shirt to go with this black silk tie I got not too long ago. Buying nice ties is one of my vices. I have 3 brand new ties I have yet to use. Shit the tags are still on them.

[ashbeeigh]

I got a job at AT&T's security and assets division.

So you're going to sneak us in to the Spurs games this season?

[jman3000]

So you're going to sneak us in to the Spurs games this season?

not at the AT&T Center... I'm at the offices downtown.

[Melmart1]

LOL J I was just telling someone that I need a maroon dress shirt to go with this black silk tie I got not too long ago. Buying nice ties is one of my vices. I have 3 brand new ties I have yet to use. Shit the tags are still on them.

Did you forget to take the tag off before you put it in your manpurse, cupcake?

[ATRAIN]

did you forget to take the tag off before you put it in your manpurse, cupcake?

lmao

[florige]

lmao



Mel is on fire today.

[Melmart1]

OK, nap time. I ate lunch and now I gotta go to sleep.

[samikeyp]

OK, nap time. I ate lunch and now I gotta go to sleep.

That is the kind of schedule I need.

[jman3000]

That lonestar line was solid gold.

[ATRAIN]

Mel is on fire today.

well im glad she spread it around today, its usually just an attack on me.

[florige]

well im glad she spread it around today, its usually just an attack on me.



Dude, is that guy Silva still undefeated?

[ATRAIN]

Dude, is that guy Silva still undefeated?

Who Anderson Silva?

[ashbeeigh]

not at the AT&T Center... I'm at the offices downtown.

fuck that shit. You suck. I misread it.

[florige]

Who Anderson Silva?



yeah.

[Trainwreck2100]

On the subject of fat women i saw this couple who appeared to be on their first date, it was a skinny ass asian kid and a fattie with a 210 tattoo on the back of her neck. I thought it was funny

[samikeyp]

fuck that shit. You suck. I misread it.

Is that a way to talk to your fiancee? :lol

[jman3000]

fuck that shit. You suck. I misread it.

I suck because you don't know how to read?

:lol

[ATRAIN]

yeah.

I think he has 2 losses early on his career but he hasnt lost in a few years.

[florige]

I suck because you don't know how to read?

:lol



So you and Ash are lovers J?

[florige]

On the subject of fat women i saw this couple who appeared to be on their first date, it was a skinny ass asian kid and a fattie with a 210 tattoo on the back of her neck. I thought it was funny



:lol Man he fucked that girl up in your sig.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Man he fucked that girl up in your sig.

what's great is it's fucking hilarious every time you see it

[Dr. Gonzo]

Afro Americans wear suits?

Only when they have to go to court.

[samikeyp]

Well this day is officially in the crapper....

not only am I battling this bullshit cold....the layoff rumors just got louder and added the word "August"

:bang

[ATRAIN]

what's great is it's fucking hilarious every time you see it

YES!!!! Like J said its funny how he cleans off his hands afterwards

[Trainwreck2100]

Only when they have to go to court.

jumpsuits aren't suits

[Dr. Gonzo]

jumpsuits aren't suits

It's got the word suit in it.

[ATRAIN]

YES!!!! Like J said its funny how he cleans off his hands afterwards

wait thats not what hes doing, he is catching his glasses but it looks like he is cleaning his hands off lol.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's got the word suit in it.

That's like saying a woman could get it on with a shuttlecock

[Insomniac]

OK, nap time. I ate lunch and now I gotta go to sleep.

:bang :bang

[florige]

wait thats not what hes doing, he is catching his glasses but it looks like he is cleaning his hands off lol.



Thats exactly what that broad deserved. The way homeboy was going up to her I thought he was about to clock the shit out of her. lol

[samikeyp]

That's like saying a woman could get it on with a shuttlecock

I'm sure somewhere on the interwebs, a woman has.

[Silver21_Black20]

OMG Mel. That is probably one of the most racist statement ever made in here....:lol

Good thing I didn't post my watermelon joke.

[ATRAIN]

Thats exactly what that broad deserved. The way homeboy was going up to her I thought he was about to clock the shit out of her. lol

thats prob why he was able to leg sweep her, she didnt expect it hahahah

[ATRAIN]

Good thing I didn't post my watermelon joke.

yeah and my chicken joke lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Good thing I didn't post my watermelon joke.

I was at a walgreens in austin and these black people cleared the shelves of the watermelon juice

[Trainwreck2100]

yeah and my chicken joke lol

i think you mean fried chicken

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have eaten watermelon the past 2 days. I now have the sudden urge to rob a convenience store, impregnant a white girl and abandon the child, and quit my job to pursue a rap career.

[Trainwreck2100]

I have eaten watermelon the past 2 days. I now have the sudden urge to rob a convenience store, impregnant a white girl and abandon the child, and quit my job to pursue a rap career.

a fat white girl or a skinny white girl?

[jman3000]

Interesting. I just ate a bean and cheese taco and I have the sudden urge to mow a yard, rake the leaves, install some tile, sell some stuff at a flea market, and take a siesta.

[Dr. Gonzo]

a fat white girl or a skinny white girl?

A fat one of course.

[florige]

yeah and my chicken joke lol

Get it right fucker.:lol



i think you mean fried chicken




And for the record, I hate Watermelon.

[ATRAIN]

I have eaten watermelon the past 2 days. I now have the sudden urge to rob a convenience store, impregnant a white girl and abandon the child, and quit my job to pursue a rap career.

Dont forget being involved in a shooting at a strip club. Are you going to buy a Lincoln SUV now with 20's?

[Dr. Gonzo]

And for the record, I hate Watermelon.

WHAT!?! Can't be true!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dont forget being involved in a shooting at a strip club. Are you going to buy a Lincoln SUV now with 20's?

Twenty fo's bitch

[ATRAIN]

WHAT!?! Can't be true!

Flo you lost all black cred

[Dr. Gonzo]

-KOj7YKYvX0

[samikeyp]

Flo you lost all black cred

Maybe but now, he can be President. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

i ate some kuskus and suddenly have the urge to blow up a building, slap around my 7 wives, and protect my land from the foreign capitalist pigs

[samikeyp]

It's couscous....infidel!! :ihit

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your crotch!

[Trainwreck2100]

It's couscous....infidel!! :ihit

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your crotch!

Couscous or kuskus as it is known in Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt

As you can see i am the true camel jockey here

[florige]

WHAT!?! Can't be true!


Flo you lost all black cred




Watermelon is disgusting. Fried Chicken on the other hand. lol

[florige]

How about if I treat everyone from the Quattro crew to a fried chicken platter dinner if you guys make it to baltimore?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Cut a hole in the watermelon, pour out all the liquid, fill watermelon with vodka, put in fridge for a while, cut it up and eat.

[Dr. Gonzo]

how about if i treat everyone from the quattro crew to a fried chicken platter dinner if you guys make it to baltimore?

deal!

[samikeyp]

Couscous or kuskus as it is known in Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt

As you can see i am the true camel jockey here

Hey! Talk American or git out!

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

How about if I treat everyone from the Quattro crew to a fried chicken platter dinner if you guys make it to baltimore?

will there be colla greens and okra?

[ATRAIN]

Cut a hole in the watermelon, pour out all the liquid, fill watermelon with vodka, put in fridge for a while, cut it up and eat.

your not off the wagon are you?

[mrsmaalox]

Cut a hole in the watermelon, pour out all the liquid, fill watermelon with vodka, put in fridge for a while, cut it up and eat.

Mmmmm fire-melon!

[samikeyp]

will there be colla greens and okra?

Don't forget the fatback and cornbread.

[ATRAIN]

How about if I treat everyone from the Quattro crew to a fried chicken platter dinner if you guys make it to baltimore?

with grape soda or grape koolaid?

[Dr. Gonzo]

your not off the wagon are you?

Not at all, 10 months 6 days riding the water wagon. That's just something my dad used to do.

[Dr. Gonzo]

will there be colla greens and okra?

I think they are called colored greens.

[samikeyp]

with grape soda or grape koolaid?

Purple drank!

[florige]

Ummm Jman as the only other black guy here, can you give me a little help please? lol

[samikeyp]

It's Christmas time
In Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin' chicken
and Collard greens

[Trainwreck2100]

and wafflez

[florige]

Not at all, 10 months 6 days riding the water wagon. That's just something my dad used to do.



Damn dude thats good!

[florige]

will there be colla greens and okra?



Yeah, fried okra.

[samikeyp]

mmmm...fried okra.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahaha ... poor flo!

Oh and you're on your own here, jman is a dirty Mexican.

[ATRAIN]

Ummm Jman as the only other black guy here, can you give me a little help please? lol

LMAO wtf j isnt black hahahaha

[ATRAIN]

Purple drank!

LMAO :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

LMAO wtf j isnt black hahahaha

Maybe he's a plant, like Obama

[ashbeeigh]

I think I've told this story before, but it's worth telling again:

Last year for the national ACORN convention I was on a bus with like 40 black people, 4 mexicans and myself. Oh and the white bus driver from Missouri. So, we stop in Indiana for dinner. Three choices, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and KFC. All the black people went to KFC.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think I've told this story before, but it's worth telling again:

Last year for the national ACORN convention I was on a bus with like 40 black people, 4 mexicans and myself. Oh and the white bus driver from Missouri. So, we stop in Indiana for dinner. Three choices, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and KFC. All the black people went to KFC.

How many black men hit on you?

[ATRAIN]

I think I've told this story before, but it's worth telling again:

Last year for the national ACORN convention I was on a bus with like 40 black people, 4 mexicans and myself. Oh and the white bus driver from Missouri. So, we stop in Indiana for dinner. Three choices, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and KFC. All the black people went to KFC.

so where did you go?

[samikeyp]

I think I've told this story before, but it's worth telling again:

Last year for the national ACORN convention I was on a bus with like 40 black people, 4 mexicans and myself. Oh and the white bus driver from Missouri. So, we stop in Indiana for dinner. Three choices, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and KFC. All the black people went to KFC.

I can hear the conversation now..

"I'll flip ya for the white girl"

[florige]

LMAO wtf j isnt black hahahaha

Why did he say he was my brother from another mother then?

[Trainwreck2100]

I can hear the conversation now..

"I'll flip ya for the white girl"

I seriously doubt that was the conversation



They probably said "Hey let's run train on the white girl"

That was the conversation

[mardigan]

Why did he say he was my brother from another mother then?

:lol
You gots to get hip to the street lingo my man.

[florige]

Hahaha ... poor flo!

Oh and you're on your own here, jman is a dirty Mexican.



Your husband was black last week. I guess he changed his mind or something. lol

[mrsmaalox]

:lol You're so sweet Flo, you believe these guys BS!

[ATRAIN]

:lol
You gots to get hip to the street lingo my man.

LMAO yup pretty much what M said. Whats going on M, havent you seen you around in a while.

[florige]

:lol
You gots to get hip to the street lingo my man.



I knew he wasn't black. I was just messing around. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Your husband was black last week. I guess he changed his mind or something. lol

Sometimes i wish i was black so i could enjoy the endless House of Payne/Meet the Browns promos

[ashbeeigh]

How many black men hit on you?



I can hear the conversation now..

"I'll flip ya for the white girl"

It was probably like two, but it was all a blur since I was awake from like 4 in the morning until 2 in the morning every day.


so where did you go?

Detroit.

[ATRAIN]

hey Flo did I tell you I found a ginger, she just texted me right now!! She isnt as hot as my 24 ginger but I hope to find out if the carpet matches the curtains.

[CuckingFunt]

I have eaten watermelon the past 2 days. I now have the sudden urge to rob a convenience store, impregnant a white girl and abandon the child, and quit my job to pursue a rap career.

Well, you've already got the ebonics down.

[CuckingFunt]

hey Flo did I tell you I found a ginger, she just texted me right now!! She isnt as hot as my 24 ginger but I hope to find out if the carpet matches the curtains.

They don't.

[ATRAIN]

It was probably like two, but it was all a blur since I was awake from like 4 in the morning until 2 in the morning every day.



Detroit.

No pendeja which fast food place did you eat at??

[florige]

:lol You're so sweet Flo, you believe these guys BS!




:lol I know they are good people and are just messing around. Actually alot of it is pretty funny.

[ATRAIN]

They don't.

:bang

[ashbeeigh]

No pendeja which fast food place did you eat at??

That was the name of the place!


:lmao Mcdonalds.

[Trainwreck2100]

:bang

+1 redheads are freaks, faux redheads are wannabe freaks that tend to have clammidia because they weren't born freaks

[ashbeeigh]

Sometimes i wish i was black so i could enjoy the endless House of Payne/Meet the Browns promos

omg. Worst shows ever. Add Girlfriends to the list though.