Jimmer Fredette to the Spurs (Update: Mostly Non-Guaranteed Training Camp Deal)

[ElNono]

Instead, they went with Butler and McCallum

The better players, obviously

[.G.]

Why is this retarded fucking mormon still relevant to anything ST-related?

[Agloco]

Spurtacular = Mormon version of KBP tbh.

[Mel_13]

Bryce Dejean-Jones Signs 10-day contract with Pelicans.

http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/basketball/news/pelicans-bryce-dejean-jones-signs-10-day-contract-with-pelicans/

[100%duncan]

Bryce Dejean-Jones Signs 10-day contract with Pelicans.

http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/basketball/news/pelicans-bryce-dejean-jones-signs-10-day-contract-with-pelicans/

:lol

[Spurtacular]

The better players, obviously

Nah. But I do understand that KA and Simmons looked shaky in preseason, sort of forcing PATFO's hand.

I don't think they realized the great discrepancy between Jimmer and Corpse's games; and they made the cardinal mistake of doubling down on Corpse (to not appear to throw away a second rounder even though that's exactly what they did).

[ChumpDumper]

Nah. But I do understand that KA and Simmons looked shaky in preseason, sort of forcing PATFO's hand.

I don't think they realized the great discrepancy between Jimmer and Corpse's games; and they made the cardinal mistake of doubling down on Corpse (to not appear to throw away a second rounder even though that's exactly what they did).Corpse Fredette made the cardinal mistake of sucking more than anyone else. The Spurs made the only logical call by cutting the guy who sucked the worst.

[GSH]

Jimmer has a streak of at least 21 free throws made in a row as he has pushed his percentage to a league leading 93.1. And the Spurs could've had him to ice games. Instead, they went with Butler and Corpse McCallum :lmao.


You do realize that in order to "ice" a game with FT's, you have to force an NBA-level player to foul you? If they just blow up your shot, your FT% really doesn't make a bit of difference.

[BatManu20]

Jimmer has a streak of at least 21 free throws made in a row as he has pushed his percentage to a league leading 93.1. And the Spurs could've had him to ice games. Instead, they went with Butler and Corpse McCallum :lmao.


Jimmer? Is that you?

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFx2POaL3U

Jimmer droppin' 27.


23 of those in the second half as he led the team to a comfortable comeback victory on route to a +18.

[Spurtacular]

Fredette made the cardinal mistake of sucking more than anyone else. The Spurs made the only logical call by cutting the guy who sucked the worst.

Untrue.

At the one minute mark, go ahead and watch Corpse McCallum do one of his patented air-ball lay-ups instead of getting the ball to Fredette filling the lane. Jimmer still cleaned up his mess.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OicfGlS0eVo

[ChumpDumper]

Untrue.True. He really was terrible. The worst. You need to accept that so you can move on with your life.

You're going to spend the rest of your days stuck in preseason 2015 with nothing but your sacred Deseret Industries underwear to keep you warm.

[Spurtacular]

True

You would say this regardless of the reality. You have no integrity son.

To put it into terms you like to throw around: You're a piece of shit, aren't you?

[ChumpDumper]

You would say this regardless of the reality. You have no integrity son.

To put it into terms you like to throw around: You're a piece of shit, aren't you?He really was terrible. You have no objectivity when it comes to this guy. You will never admit he's a piece of shit because your Mormon faith won't permit it. You're programmed to think he's an NBA star.

Just be happy that you and Jimmer will have your own worlds to rule with your families and can buy indulgences for your non believing dead relatives.

[Spurtacular]

Bla bla bla

Go ahead and answer the question. You're a piece of shit, aren't you?

[ChumpDumper]

Bla bla blaDid your indoctrination not prepare you to make your own shtick?

[rasuo214]

Sixers should trade Ish Smith before he wins them too many games and sign up Jimmer.

[will_spurs]

Corpse Fredette made the cardinal mistake of sucking more than anyone else. The Spurs made the only logical call by cutting the guy who sucked the worst.

Actually given McCallum's usage, it's hard to say that Fredette didn't make it because of lack of talent... It's just that the Spurs prefered to lose face on their Fredette signing than on their McCallum signing. They are equally useless.

[littlecoyotecoin]

You would say this regardless of the reality. You have no integrity son.

To put it into terms you like to throw around: You're a piece of shit, aren't you?

He said that in reference to you claiming to jizz on my mom multiple times, so it's a little disingenuous of you to now use it to claim some sort of moral high ground, donchathink?

[tholdren]

True. He really was terrible. The worst. You need to accept that so you can move on with your life.

You're going to spend the rest of your days stuck in preseason 2015 with nothing but your sacred Deseret Industries underwear to keep you warm.

He was bad, but his upside was higher than ray or butler

[littlecoyotecoin]

He was bad, but his upside was higher than ray or butler

Says you. Spurs disagreed. Ray, at least, is a younger player with only 2 years experience. His upside is still somewhat debateable based upon youth. Jimmer is working on his fifth pro season, and can't find a ten day contract. So, there seems to be some doubt about his upside with the entirety of the NBA, as well. You say it cut and dried, but that don't make it true.

[tholdren]

Says you. Spurs disagreed. Ray, at least, is a younger player with only 2 years experience. His upside is still somewhat debateable based upon youth. Jimmer is working on his fifth pro season, and can't find a ten day contract. So, there seems to be some doubt about his upside with the entirety of the NBA, as well. You say it cut and dried, but that don't make it true.

How many nba players are drafted then don't turn into good nba players. Many. If your logic was correct, every player drafted or on a team would be considered having a higher ceiling than anyone else. That is also not true.

Again it comes down to luck and circumstance. Butler or ray are not better than jimmer, if.so why didn't they have better college careers? Luck and circumstance maybe?

[littlecoyotecoin]

How many nba players are drafted then don't turn into good nba players. Many. If your logic was correct, every player drafted or on a team would be considered having a higher ceiling than anyone else. That is also not true.

Again it comes down to luck and circumstance. Butler or ray are not better than jimmer, if.so why didn't they have better college careers? Luck and circumstance maybe?

I'm not sure that's what I said. But, do we want a college player? I thought NBA teams were looking for NBA players. Jimmer has been on 4 NBA teams, at least, and they didn't want to keep him. Any team could pick him up, and they don't want him. Of course chance and luck play into it, but he's had twice the chances as Ray, and still hasn't stuck. They had the same chance on the same teams, and on The Spurs, chose Ray over Jimmer on the same team.

[ChumpDumper]

How many nba players are drafted then don't turn into good nba players. Many. If your logic was correct, every player drafted or on a team would be considered having a higher ceiling than anyone else. That is also not true.

Again it comes down to luck and circumstance. Butler or ray are not better than jimmer, if.so why didn't they have better college careers? Luck and circumstance maybe?College and the NBA are two different things. Ray and Butler are better NBA players than Jimmer.

[tholdren]

College and the NBA are two different things. Ray and Butler are better NBA players than Jimmer.
At this point I would say that they are all bad nba players

[ChumpDumper]

At this point I would say that they are all bad nba playersAt this point, Jimmer is not an NBA player at all.

[lilbthebasedgod]

http://i.imgur.com/jfnus1G.png

[tholdren]

At this point, Jimmer is not an NBA player at all.

Doesn't mean he's not better than either player. Is every starter better than manu? That's your argument.

[Spurtacular]

Did your indoctrination not prepare you to make your own shtick?

You call that schtick? Where I come from, that's called being a bitch. I'd floor you if you ever said that to my face.

[Spurtacular]

I'm not sure that's what I said. But, do we want a college player? I thought NBA teams were looking for NBA players. Jimmer has been on 4 NBA teams, at least, and they didn't want to keep him. Any team could pick him up, and they don't want him. Of course chance and luck play into it, but he's had twice the chances as Ray, and still hasn't stuck. They had the same chance on the same teams, and on The Spurs, chose Ray over Jimmer on the same team.

Not a day goes by that they don't pay for that wrong decision, too. It is what it is, though.

[littlecoyotecoin]

Not a day goes by that they don't pay for that wrong decision, too. It is what it is, though.

Pay, how, exactly? Historical win diff. On pace for 70. They really suffrin'.

[Spurtacular]

Pay, how, exactly? Historical win diff. On pace for 70. They really suffrin'.

And yet, they could've been better. And yet, they could have an extra weapon instead of a corpse.

[BillMc]

Oops wrong thread

[GSH]

Not a day goes by that they don't pay for that wrong decision, too. It is what it is, though.


LOL... what color is the sky on your planet? It's like arguing with a fucking Martian.

[spurraider21]

:lmao d-league

[Spurtacular]

Oops wrong thread

You're always welcome, bro.

[BillMc]

You're always welcome, bro.

Thanks!:toast

[ChumpDumper]

Doesn't mean he's not better than either player. Is every starter better than manu? That's your argument.Jimmer is not a better NBA player than NBA players. That is my argument.


You call that schtick? Where I come from, that's called being a bitch. I'd floor you if you ever said that to my face.You would try to floor me for that?

You're really quite sensitive tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

And yet, they could've been better. And yet, they could have an extra weapon instead of a corpse.Jimmer is not an NBA weapon unless the NBA team is committing suicide.

I can taste your tears during every McCallum possession.

Delicious.

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer is not an NBA weapon unless the NBA team is committing suicide.

I can taste your tears during every McCallum possession.

Delicious.

Now, who's gay?

[ChumpDumper]

Now, who's gay?It's a metaphor. Are Mormons allowed to have those?

[Lostwingman]

It's a metaphor. Are Mormons allowed to have those?

Only through a hole in a sheet.

[GSH]

It's a metaphor. Are Mormons allowed to have those?

Only through a hole in a sheet.


And they're not allowed to enjoy it.

[littlecoyotecoin]

If Spurtacular is a Mormon, he's not a good one. I don't think they're allowed to be jizzing on other people's moms. Not even through a hole in a sheet.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=yyTD-Fnx9FE

Jimmer missing a rare FT; but he led the team to a 20 point win.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=HEt_lbaK-24

Jimmer with five steals; but his team falls in OT.

[spurraider21]

can we lock this or move the thread downstairs? we have a thread about a new york D-League player who has never played a regular season spurs game...

this is the Spurs Forum

[MI21]

Spurs could have really used Fredette for the matchup against Curry coming up. Someone who can bother him on D and really make him work on defense with stellar shooting and movement.

[spurraider21]

you forgot the blue font

[MI21]

Jimmer is basically Curry minus the opportunity guys.

[Spurtacular]

Spurs could have really used Fredette for the matchup against Curry coming up. Someone who can bother him on D and really make him work on defense with stellar shooting and movement.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36v1vE7FGwI

[Ditty]

Ray McCallum continuing to show he is a much better player than Jimmer.

[GSH]

Jimmer is basically Curry minus the opportunity guys.


You're basically Ron Jeremy without the opportunity. And by that I mean that you and Jimmer are both dickless.

[Spurtacular]

Ray McCallum continuing to show he is a much better player than Jimmer.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer Fredetted Dunke in a D-League Game (Link) (http://thebiglead.com/2016/01/03/jimmer-fredette-dunked-in-a-d-league-game/)

[MI21]

You're basically Ron Jeremy without the opportunity. And by that I mean that you and Jimmer are both dickless.

That's a really odd statement, tbh :lol Going straight to something about a male porn star and dicks???

Obviously I'm joking and poking fun at this entire thread.

[MI21]

Jimmer Fredetted Dunke in a D-League Game (Link) (http://thebiglead.com/2016/01/03/jimmer-fredette-dunked-in-a-d-league-game/)

:lol

Seriously dude, how is that worthy of being posted? It was a rim-graze, a young professional basketball player should be able to do better than that.

[benfti]

:lol

Seriously dude, how is that worthy of being posted? It was a rim-graze, a young professional basketball player should be able to do better than that. I can do better than that and I'm a 40 year old 6'3 white guy

[Spurtacular]

I can do better than that and I'm a 40 year old 6'3 white guy

Doubt it, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Knicks called up Thanasis Antetokoumpo instead of Jimmer Fredette. He was deserving and has been, and I won't begrudge him for it. But Jimmer having something to say about it with 33 points through 3 quarters (20 in the 3rd on 8-9 FG 2-2 3FG).

Fourth quarter in progress.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEelQD9Y9o

[Mel_13]

http://dleague.nba.com/callups/

[GSH]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/50276481.jpg

[steeledl]

How dos this thread keep popping up..... What is being debated

[Mel_13]

How dos this thread keep popping up..... What is being debated

One man's obsession. This thread hasn't been about Jimmer for quite some time.

[Spurtacular]

One man's obsession. This thread hasn't been about Jimmer for quite some time.

If it ain't about Jimmer for you, nobody's insisting you stay, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Teachin' ya how to Jimmer in 7 Hours....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljGjfsrZkbg

[ChumpDumper]

http://dleague.nba.com/callups/lol even the Jazz don't want him.

[Spurtacular]

the Jazz don't want him.

That's not news, tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

That's not news, tbh.It is news since they just recently passed up on Jimmer again and called up a different guard.

[Spurtacular]

It is news since they just recently passed up on Jimmer again and called up a different guard.

It's as newsworthy as a Rick Santorum campaign event. Everyone has known that Jazz management will not be indulging any Jimmer Mania.

[ChumpDumper]

It's true, Jimmer is not newsworthy at all.

[Spurtacular]

It's true, Jimmer is not newsworthy at all.

Do you get tired of illogical spins in a shameless attempt to troll; or have you found that that is as meaningful as your life can be?

[spurraider21]

Move this shit to the think tank

[GSH]

Do you get tired of illogical spins in a shameless attempt to troll; or have you found that that is as meaningful as your life can be?

You're convinced that you've spotted something that is totally obvious and undeniable. But not one team, not one scout, not one GM in the whole league has been able to see it. Not one. And you can't even consider the possibility that you're wrong.

I suppose that's the nature of delusion.

[monkeypunk]

You're convinced that you've spotted something that is totally obvious and undeniable. But not one team, not one scout, not one GM in the whole league has been able to see it. Not one. And you can't even consider the possibility that you're wrong.

I suppose that's the nature of delusion.

She's just standing up for her man when no one else will. Commendable, tbh.

Here's to your bravery, ma'am! :toast

[GSH]

She's just standing up for her man when no one else will. Commendable, tbh.

Here's to your bravery, ma'am! :toast


So you're saying it has nothing to do with basketball? Okay, then... I get it now.

[Chinook]

Move this shit to the think tank

Hell no. Put it in the political forum.

[ChumpDumper]

Do you get tired of illogical spins in a shameless attempt to troll; or have you found that that is as meaningful as your life can be?Is bumping this thread as meaningful as your life can be?

[spurraider21]

Hell no. Put it in the political forum.
College Sports forum seems most appropriate.

[Spurtacular]

Is bumping this thread as meaningful as your life can be?

Answering questions with questions doesn't make you any less faggoty.

[Spurtacular]

You're convinced that you've spotted something that is totally obvious and undeniable. But not one team, not one scout, not one GM in the whole league has been able to see it. Not one. And you can't even consider the possibility that you're wrong.

I suppose that's the nature of delusion.

I consider the reality that you're a troll first and foremost.

[ChumpDumper]

Answering questions with questions doesn't make you any less faggoty.The question sure did make you angry tho.

[Silver&Black]

College Sports forum seems most appropriate.

Fuck that. I like the College Forum.

[Spurtacular]

The question sure did make you angry tho.

I don't even remember the question, bro. That's how "mad" I am.

[Spurtacular]

Teachin' ya how to Jimmer in 7 Hours....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljGjfsrZkbg

16 points on 7-11 FG (2-3 3FG) for Jimmer at the half.

[Spurtacular]

Teachin' ya how to Jimmer in 7 Hours....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljGjfsrZkbg

37 Pts, 5 Rebs, 3 Asts, 2 Stls, 14-25 FG, 5-8 3FG, 4-4 FT, +14

[Spurtacular]

37 Pts, 5 Rebs, 3 Asts, 2 Stls, 14-25 FG, 5-8 3FG, 4-4 FT, +14

That was on the second game of a back to back. His back to back output:

73 Pts, 8 Rebs, 6 asts, 4 Stls, 27-46 FG, 8-14 3FG, 11-13 FT

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer Week In Review 1/31 (Link) (http://nycodeblue.sportsblog.com/posts/11696323/jimmer-fredette-week-in-review-1-31.html)

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=132&v=N-Recy6oA1c

[popdagreat]

looking like curry out there

[r0drig0lac]

GOAT D-League?

[cjw]

looking like curry out there

Seth Curry?

[BG_Spurs_Fan]

GOAT D-League?

Barely top 20 in PPG in the D-League :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Barely top 20 in PPG in the D-League :lmao

That's not even good hyperbole.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCoANRSgAYI

Jimmer: 8 Pts and +13 in the first quarter. He left the game after that.

[benfti]

Looks like Spurtacular has a blog.

http://nycodeblue.sportsblog.com/posts/11951112/could-spurs-call-on-jimmer-fredette-.html?1454757172717#comments

my particular favoured comment is Fredette is similar to Ginobili

[TheMulletMan3000]

Looks like Spurtacular has a blog.

http://nycodeblue.sportsblog.com/posts/11951112/could-spurs-call-on-jimmer-fredette-.html?1454757172717#comments

my particular favoured comment is Fredette is similar to Ginobili

:lol

[TheMulletMan3000]

"Jimmer thinks everybody is stupid," said an NBA assistant who worked with Fredette.
"He thinks everybody needs to come and just turn over their offense and let him shoot it anytime he wants. That's not how the league works."

:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse

[littlecoyotecoin]

"Jimmer thinks everybody is stupid," said an NBA assistant who worked with Fredette.
"He thinks everybody needs to come and just turn over their offense and let him shoot it anytime he wants. That's not how the league works."

:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse

He just needs to find a league that does work in, and problem solved. D-league may be it. He's found his niche.

[Spurtacular]

Bonner and Ginobili out. It may be time to bring back Jimmer.

[Spurtacular]

https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WUXhXTfKZ28xk53chTBNlqLMx2E=/0x97:600x497/709x473/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48685317/CZ6l_KAUcAAVSkG.0.0.jpg


"I think the biggest thing is I haven't been able to find consistent playing time ... I've been on teams where I've played spotty minutes, some here, some there, but I haven't been able to be in the rotation consistently. I feel like if I can find an opportunity to do that, I can produce."

[Mel_13]

:cry

Poor Jimmer.

[GSH]

"I think the biggest thing is I haven't been able to find consistent playing time ... I've been on teams where I've played spotty minutes, some here, some there, but I haven't been able to be in the rotation consistently. I feel like if I can find an opportunity to do that, I can produce."


It's obvious - NBA teams just don't want to win.

[Spurtacular]

It's obvious - NBA teams just don't want to win.

That's actually true of a lot of teams.

[apalisoc_9]

You earn playing time, it doesnt just get handed to you. Fredette is the typical entitled white dude who thinks hes way too good already to try to earn minutes.

Glad hes not in an NBA team. Hes the worst kind of player to have around in your lockeroom.

[Spurtacular]

You earn playing time, it doesnt just get handed to you. Fredette is the typical entitled white dude who thinks hes way too good already to try to earn minutes.

Glad hes not in an NBA team. Hes the worst kind of player to have around in your lockeroom.

:lmao

[Boomersgold]

You earn playing time, it doesnt just get handed to you. Fredette is the typical entitled white dude who thinks hes way too good already to try to earn minutes.



Unless you're Austin Rivers and your dad's the coach.

[Spurtacular]

Unless you're Austin Rivers and your dad's the coach.

Daddy should try playing him with the starters more or something. He has a O-Rating of 98 and D-Rating of 107 this season. (BTW, an eye popping 97/111 for his career).

[Spurtacular]

http://dleague.nba.com/news/2016-nba-d-league-three-point-contest-participants-highlights/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=VYGz3y9iabc

[Spurs9]

Jimmer about to be dleauge allstar mvp tbh

[RD2191]

You earn playing time, it doesnt just get handed to you. Fredette is the typical entitled white dude who thinks hes way too good already to try to earn minutes.

Glad hes not in an NBA team. Hes the worst kind of player to have around in your lockeroom.

[Spurs9]

He looked like Curry out there and set a new record for scoring :lol

[BatManu20]

The one who got away, tbh.

698617607511932928

[Spurtacular]

The one who got away, tbh.

698617607511932928

Yea, I forgot to watch. I'll have to watch the replay. He apparently lost in the final round in the three point contest, though; "just barely" whatever that means.

[Spurtacular]

2016 DLASG - Jimmer: 25 mins, 35 Pts, 13-19 FG, 6-12 3FG, 3-3 FT, +16, 8 Asts, 6 Rebs, 1 Stl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

[littlecoyotecoin]

2016 DLASG - Jimmer: 25 mins, 35 Pts, 13-19 FG, 6-12 3FG, 3-3 FT, +16, 8 Asts, 6 Rebs, 1 Stl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

Do they play more defense in that game than in the NBA all-star game?

[apalisoc_9]

Happy for jimmer. He finally found his niche and team. Wish him all the best in his D-league carrer.

[Spurtacular]

Damn, someone(s) disrespecting Jimmer by not putting him in the ASG starting lineup. He showed what's what, though.

[Spurtacular]

Do they play more defense in that game than in the NBA all-star game?

Watch and find out.

Side note: Ayers with 13 pts on 6-7 FG in the contest.

[spurraider21]

Watch and find out.

Side note: Ayers with 13 pts on 6-7 FG in the contest.
which shows the level of talent in the dleague

[littlecoyotecoin]

Watch and find out.

Side note: Ayers with 13 pts on 6-7 FG in the contest.

He's better than Jeff, offensively. Helluva measuring stick.

[littlecoyotecoin]

Watch and find out.



Some kids playing in the street outside. More competitive.

[littlecoyotecoin]

Damn, someone(s) disrespecting Jimmer by not putting him in the ASG starting lineup. He showed what's what, though.

They wanted to start and showcase guys that might get callups. Then let the career 30 year old Dleaguers come off the bench.

[Spurtacular]

They wanted to start and showcase guys that might get callups. Then let the career 30 year old Dleaguers come off the bench.

Damn, dude, give up the ghost. The 26-year-old Jimmer will be back in an NBA uniform before you can say, "I'm a faggot."

[Spurtacular]

He's better than Jeff, offensively. Helluva measuring stick.

Yea, I wasn't making the comparison faggot. But if you want Jimmer-Ayers contrast: 51:12.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

[dabom]

This is just so fucking embarrassing. :lmao

[dabom]

This thread is going to hit 200 pages before some fucking MOD closes it. :lmao

[Beaverfuzz]

Jimmer couldn't guard a chair.

[Spurs9]

Tye game was actually prety good to watch. They are all trying pretty hard to land a roster spot. Jimmer is a bit of a ball hog, 4 straight posessions that he didnt paass once.

[littlecoyotecoin]

Tye game was actually prety good to watch. They are all trying pretty hard to land a roster spot. Jimmer is a bit of a ball hog, 4 straight posessions that he didnt paass once.

Impossible!

[jeebus]

Not even the gayest, most flaming faggot porn star guzzles as much semen as Spermtacular does. He probably has something similar to a camel's hump, but his stores semen so if he goes a few hours without a load of Jimmer's jizz, he can access his reserves and continue living and posting in this thread.

[Spurtacular]

Not even the gayest, most flaming faggot porn star guzzles as much semen as Spermtacular does. He probably has something similar to a camel's hump, but his stores semen so if he goes a few hours without a load of Jimmer's jizz, he can access his reserves and continue living and posting in this thread.

Isn't it a little too early to be drunk?

[Spurtacular]

2016 DLASG - Jimmer: 25 mins, 35 Pts, 13-19 FG, 6-12 3FG, 3-3 FT, +16, 8 Asts, 6 Rebs, 1 Stl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

D-League dunk contest at halftime of this one. Some pretty sweet dunks, tbh. Judges sucked; Isiah and Bones calling them out. WTF, Seth Curry is doing judging a dunk contest for I dunno.

[benefactor]

This thread is going to hit 200 pages before some fucking MOD closes it. :lmao
Have you seen what Kool is doing to downstairs? There is very little concern about anything on this site tbh

[spurraider21]

move to think tank pls

[Spurtacular]

Tye game was actually prety good to watch. They are all trying pretty hard to land a roster spot. Jimmer is a bit of a ball hog, 4 straight posessions that he didnt paass once.

Uh huh... (I watched the game and never saw that).

Isiah Thomas disagrees, talking about Jimmer being too unselfish as he tries to play "the right way." (2:13:45)

BTW, props to Isiah Thomas trading his first class plane seat for coach to the seven footer Jordan Bachynski to allow the big fella some leg room. I'll never call him a racist again, even though he kind of was in the 80's... :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

[Chinook]

move to think tank pls

Is the Pistons forum still activated? Because if this goes to the TT, I'm locking the shit out of it.

[Spurtacular]

Is the Pistons forum still activated? Because if this goes to the TT, I'm locking the shit out of it.

Fuck you.

[Mel_13]

Damn, dude, give up the ghost.

Says all of ST every time you bump this thread.

[Chinook]

Fuck you.

You're starting to sound like dabom, bro. Not a good look.

[Spurtacular]

You're starting to sound like dabom, bro. Not a good look.

True; but you're gettin' all fuckity all the same.

[Spurtacular]

Says all of ST every time you bump this thread.

Was waiting for someone to comeback with that obvious retort; no surprises it was you.....

[Mel_13]

Was waiting for someone to comeback with that obvious retort; no surprises it was you.....

Says the most predictable poster on ST.

[Spurtacular]

Says the most predictable poster on ST.

Tell me more.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

2:26:08

Fucking Sean Kilpatrick; dude's been jealous of Jimmer all season. Game tied @122 with 42:3 left in the game, and he goes to the free throw line to shoot the tech instead of Jimmer. Fucker shoots 77 percent from the line; Jimmer shoots 91 percent. And the jackass misses the tech :lmao. No wonder he hasn't got the call-up despite leading the league in scoring; that's horrible play. Son, this is how it's done. Watch Jimmer break the scoring record and ice the game with two of the prettiest free throws you'll ever see @2:29:02.

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer still graciously thanking his teammates in his MVP speech. Dude's a fucking champ.

[spurraider21]

:lol posting 2 hour youtubes... this is getting to mouse/cosmored levels

[Mel_13]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-pg3dqnpE

2:26:08

Fucking Sean Kilpatrick; dude's been jealous of Jimmer all season. Game tied @122 with 42:3 left in the game, and he goes to the free throw line to shoot the tech instead of Jimmer. Fucker shoots 77 percent from the line; Jimmer shoots 91 percent. And the jackass misses the tech :lmao. No wonder he hasn't got the call-up despite leading the league in scoring; that's horrible play. Son, this is how it's done. Watch Jimmer break the scoring record and ice the game with two of the prettiest free throws you'll ever see @2:29:02.

He did get called up:

http://dleague.nba.com/callups/

[Spurtacular]

He did get called up:

http://dleague.nba.com/callups/

There's a reason he didn't stick on the lowly Nuggets. Just watch the video to see.

[Spurtacular]

:lol posting 2 hour youtubes... this is getting to mouse/cosmored levels

WTF is cosmored?

[Mel_13]

There's a reason he didn't stick on the lowly Nuggets. Just watch the video to see.

Just as there are reasons Jimmer has never stuck.

[Spurtacular]

Just as there are reasons Jimmer has never stuck.

Not worried about the past. Whoever picks up Jimmer is getting a solid player.

[Chinook]

So no one's getting a solid player. Got it.

[HarlemHeat37]

Does Jimmer come from money, tbh? A long-term career making 20k per season doesn't sound too promising:lol..

[dabom]

Have you seen what Kool is doing to downstairs? There is very little concern about anything on this site tbh

I rarely go downstairs. I need to check it out sometimes. :lol

[dabom]

You're starting to sound like dabom, bro. Not a good look.

In what part is he sounding like me? I have good basketball takes.

[dabom]

Not even the gayest, most flaming faggot porn star guzzles as much semen as Spermtacular does. He probably has something similar to a camel's hump, but his stores semen so if he goes a few hours without a load of Jimmer's jizz, he can access his reserves and continue living and posting in this thread.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

In what part is he sounding like me? I have good basketball takes.

Like the time you wanted to trade Kawhi for Beal or Ariza?

[dabom]

Like the time you wanted to trade Kawhi for Beal or Ariza?

Quote me faggot. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Quote me.

You denying you said it?

[TXstbobcat]

So no one's getting a solid player. Got it.

Maybe some team overseas will be interested.

[tholdren]

Just as there are reasons Jimmer has never stuck.
racism

[tonight...you]

You denying you said it?
I could be wrong, but that was Apa who said that.
Unless you're saying Dabom is Apa's alt... Which I don't think he is.

Like I said: I could be wrong though.

[tonight...you]

Maybe some team overseas will be interested.
He would be the White Fwaming Dwagon in China. Just torch that ish over there...

He'd have concubines for days...

[benefactor]

Maybe some team overseas will be interested.
Still not sure why he hasn't gone already.

[Spurtacular]

I could be wrong, but that was Apa who said that.
Unless you're saying Dabom is Apa's alt... Which I don't think he is.

Like I said: I could be wrong though.

Dude couldn't remember what name he said it on (or if he said it on both). That's why he wanted it shown to him. Its no secret that they're the same person in case you missed it.

[Spurtacular]

Still not sure why he hasn't gone already.

MVP just dropped 35, fool.

[dabom]

I could be wrong, but that was Apa who said that.
Unless you're saying Dabom is Apa's alt... Which I don't think he is.

Like I said: I could be wrong though.

I'm from SA. I've posted pics of a home game before. I'll post more in the coming years. Only faggot cucks like spunkfaggot think I'm apol. :lol

[dabom]

Dude couldn't remember what name he said it on (or if he said it on both). That's why he wanted it shown to him. Its no secret that they're the same person in case you missed it.

I know I never posted that. That's why I'm laughing at you because you got no evidence dumbass. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

I know I never posted that. That's why I'm laughing at you because you got no evidence dumbass. :lmao

You're always cackling. Nobody cares about that at this point. Besides, you're just a beta screen name of a beta person. :lmao

[dabom]

You're always cackling. Nobody cares about that at this point. Besides, you're just a beta screen name of a beta person. :lmao

Let me listen to someone who is a running joke by all of ST... :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Let me listen to someone who is a running joke by all of ST... :lmao

What Double Beta.... er, I mean DaBom?

[dabom]

What Double Beta.... er, I mean DaBom?

I hate talking to irrational jimmy fans. :lol

[Spurtacular]

I hate talking to irrational jimmy fans. :lol

Yo, do me a favor, dawg; and at least get your enhanced beta personality here. Mmmkay.

[dabom]

Yo, do me a favor, dawg; and at least get your enhanced beta screen name here. Mmmkay.

Sorry for the low blow. Hitting your vagina and all. :lmao

[tonight...you]

Interesting stuff happening here...
I just grabbed me a Pumpkin Ale and a shooter of Gin.

Pray: continue.

[dabom]

Interesting stuff happening here...
I just grabbed me a Pumpkin Ale and a shooter of Gin.

Pray: continue.

I was going to stop replying to that fool already. Sorry for ending it early. :lol

[tonight...you]

I was going to stop replying to that fool already. Sorry for ending it early. :lol
Dammit man!
...
I'd probably do the same thing.

Well... this beer and gin's gotta go somewhere. Time to hit another Thread.

[Spurtacular]

Sorry for the low blow. Hitting your vagina and all. :lmao

Deebs; the beta of betas.

[ChumpDumper]

racism

Racism how?

Elaborate.

[rasuo214]

Jimmer could average 100 ppg in the D-league but until he's able to play at least Gary Neal level of defense he'll continue playing in the D-league or somewhere international. Anyone that saw him play in college knew this, he couldn't defend back then and he still can't.

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer could average 100 ppg in the D-league but until he's able to play at least Gary Neal level of defense he'll continue playing in the D-league or somewhere international. Anyone that saw him play in college knew this, he couldn't defend back then and he still can't.

He'll never be even an average individual defender. But reports of his bad defense are often exaggerated. For instance, he actually played decent defense in the preseason for the Spurs. Unfortunately, any mistakes he made were magnified due to not having much of a chance to get into an offensive rhythm.

[rasuo214]

He'll never be even an average individual defender. But reports of his bad defense are often exaggerated. For instance, he actually played decent defense in the preseason for the Spurs. Unfortunately, any mistakes he made were magnified due to not having much of a chance to get into an offensive rhythm.

Well that's the biggest thing holding him back right now. Jimmer mania isn't going to work in the NBA unless he is Steph Curry good offensively. If I were him I'd work on becoming a great off-ball spot up 3 point shooter and use the D-League to display it. That is his path to the NBA and until he realizes this he'll be stuck playing D-League or international ball.

[SD126]

Jimmer still exists???

[Spurtacular]

http://nypost.com/2016/02/14/will-jimmer-fredettes-all-star-explosion-make-knicks-notice/


The list of success stories just keeps growing.
The first D-League call-up was Chris Andersen in 2001, and when the Miami Heat forward was told of how common it is now — there were more than 60 call-ups to the NBA last season — he raved about how far the league has come. Heat center Hassan Whiteside, who also toiled in the D-League, could be in line for a big-time contract this summer. Seth Curry, the brother of the reigning NBA MVP, played in the D-League before his NBA chance came as well.




“It’s an opportunity to develop my game,” Fredette said. “That’s what this league is for.”

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=116&v=6Ny4dX3icek

[benefactor]

Almost ready to dominate in Europe, tbh

[ChumpDumper]

Almost ready to dominate in Europe, tbhGetting a little late for that this season. Maybe China.

[apalisoc_9]

Fredette is not good enough for both europe and china.

[Mel_13]

Jimmer continues to excel against less than NBA level competition.

[Spurtacular]

Fredette is not good enough for both europe and china.

You don't know the NBA let alone Europe and China.

[apalisoc_9]

Kinda sad how jimmer is reduced to 20k a season. Cant even get a gig overseas to feed his family.

[Spurtacular]

Kinda sad how jimmer is reduced to 20k a season. Cant even get a gig overseas to feed his family.

Really? You been pouring over Jimmer's financial statements? And Jimmer would be overseas if that is what he desired.

[Spurs9]

Kinda sad how jimmer is reduced to 20k a season. Cant even get a gig overseas to feed his family.

Its pretty crazy how little dleaugers earm. He probably earned a couple 100k this year. He will probably end up on a team who needs shooters. There are plenty of worse scrubs who play no defense on nba rosters.

[benefactor]

Kinda sad how jimmer is reduced to 20k a season. Cant even get a gig overseas to feed his family.
He's probably good for now. Spurs paid him like 500k to go away.

[RD2191]

This thread needs to die tbh

[RD2191]

He's probably good for now. Spurs paid him like 500k to go away.

Sucked so bad he was paid to leave. :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

If Jimmer was Black, this thread wouldn't have reached 20 pages, tbh:lol

[k_nguyen93]

Listened to his podcast with Chris Mannix. He basically said Spurs wanted a bigger wing like Rasual which is why he and Reggie Williams didn't make the cut. I'm sure he's gotten some decent offers from overseas. Seems like the type to have saved his money. He made roughly $8 million up to last year. $500k from the Spurs and another $55k from his 10 day with the Pelicans.

[apalisoc_9]

Listened to his podcast with Chris Mannix. He basically said Spurs wanted a bigger wing like Rasual which is why he and Reggie Williams didn't make the cut. I'm sure he's gotten some decent offers from overseas. Seems like the type to have saved his money. He made roughly $8 million up to last year. $500k from the Spurs and another $55k from his 10 day with the Pelicans.

Ray made the team

[k_nguyen93]

Ray made the team
Isn't Ray guaranteed? I mean we gave up a pick for him.

[Spurtacular]

Listened to his podcast with Chris Mannix. He basically said Spurs wanted a bigger wing like Rasual which is why he and Reggie Williams didn't make the cut. I'm sure he's gotten some decent offers from overseas. Seems like the type to have saved his money. He made roughly $8 million up to last year. $500k from the Spurs and another $55k from his 10 day with the Pelicans.

- KA and Simmons sucking preseason sent the Spurs into panic mode. The plan was to have the extra guard.

- Probably made considerably more in jersey sales and marketing deals, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Isn't Ray guaranteed? I mean we gave up a pick for him.

Black Ollie's contract is up after this season. I wouldn't be on the Spurs resigning him, tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

- KA and Simmons sucking preseason sent the Spurs into panic mode. The plan was to have the extra guard.Prove it.

[ChumpDumper]

Black Ollie's contract is up after this season. I wouldn't be on the Spurs resigning him, tbh.Why do you have to bring race into it every time?

[Spurtacular]

Why do you have to bring race into it every time?

Why do you have to be a drama queen every time?

[Spurtacular]

Prove it.

Some of us are astute. Some of us are you.

[TheDoctor]

Getting a little late for that this season. Maybe China.

He still has time for the LPB (Venezuela), BSN (Puerto Rico) and LNBP (Mexico) leagues.

[ChumpDumper]

Why do you have to be a drama queen every time?Do Mormons believe in irony?


Some of us are astute. Some of us are you.Mormons do not belive in proof.

[dabom]

Slomo while you're at it, can you lock this thread too? Not even a Spurs player... :tu

[Spurtacular]

“You never know what could happen — whether it’s the Knicks or another team,’’ Fredette said. “I’m hopeful there is a team that will arise, but I’m not positive who that will be. My agent talks to teams every day...

Whoa! This sh** flying in the face of all these faggots here trollin' the fuck up about no GMs wanting Jimmer. Yea, fuck ya'll, bitches.

[ChumpDumper]

Of course his agent talks to teams every day. He represents real NBA players who play in the NBA.

[Spurtacular]

Of course his agent talks to teams every day. He represents real NBA players who play in the NBA.

Jimmer to be ine NBA shortly. Bitches like you ain't stoppin' that.

[ChumpDumper]

Jimmer to be ine NBA shortly. Bitches like you ain't stoppin' that.The only person stopping Jimmer is Jimmer.

Your big fonts don't help him.

[Spurtacular]

The only person stopping Jimmer is Jimmer.

Your big fonts don't help him.

Jimmer doing fine. NBA awaits, bitch.

[ChumpDumper]

Jimmer doing fine. NBA awaits, bitch.lol book antiqua

[Spurtacular]

lol book antiqua

LOL; you trollin' on the basis of font. No low you won't reach for...

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer with a 24 and a 20 in his two rounds.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCqRnv0xo0

[Mel_13]

Jimmer played yesterday. For some reason, no links to the game were posted:

http://dleague.nba.com/games/20160217/RAPWES/

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer played yesterday. For some reason, no links to the game were posted:

http://dleague.nba.com/games/20160217/RAPWES/

It's just as well. He Kobe'd it, anyhow.

[ChumpDumper]

Jimmer played yesterday. For some reason, no links to the game were posted:

http://dleague.nba.com/games/20160217/RAPWES/


It's just as well. He Kobe'd it, anyhow.Your font got small.

[Spurtacular]

Your font got small.

Social grace. Respected by others. Not descriptions of you. You're just proving it, tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

Social grace. Respected by others. Not adjectives I'd use to describe you. You're just proving it, tbh.Your font got smaller out of social grace?

And Mel was mocking you tbh.

[DPG21920]

700768623044866048

[Chinook]

700768623044866048

So can Spurtacular go to a Knicks forum now?

[BillMc]

So can Spurtacular go to a Knicks forum now?

Knicktacular doesn't have the same ring to it.

[TheGreatYacht]

The Knicks. Wow this is legit his last shot...

Jimmersanity? Tbh

[All Mighty Janitor]

So can Spurtacular go to a Knicks forum now?

[BillMc]

The Knicks. Wow this is legit his last shot...

Jimmersanity? Tbh
:lol

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer was always meant to star in MSG!

That said, the Spurs blew it!

[dabom]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/7/75/Gtfo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140618041855

[ChumpDumper]

lol fonts

[TXstbobcat]

The Knicks making moves to improve their lottery position in the draft.

[Spurtacular]

The Knicks making moves to improve their lottery position in the draft.

Yea, get Jimmer some help next year.

[Spurtacular]

Double Trouble

https://usatjrsportbrief.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/goat-n-jimmer.png?w=539&h=673

[lilbthebasedgod]

Double Trouble

https://usatjrsportbrief.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/goat-n-jimmer.png?w=539&h=673

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer with a hearty goodbye to Westchester:

24 Pts, 9-16 FG, 3-5 3FG, 3-3 FTA, 9 Rebs, 7 Asts, 2 Stls, +21


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31oud8oF6pA

[benfti]

Cool, now lock this thread the fuck up

[littlecoyotecoin]

It's just as well. He Kobe'd it, anyhow.

Which is precisely why you fell silent about that game.

I guess a ten day contract is better than nothing.

[ChumpDumper]

Double Trouble

https://usatjrsportbrief.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/goat-n-jimmer.png?w=539&h=673Must suck going through life looking like Jeb Bush.

[TheDoctor]

BANG
http://old.daveneeley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jimmer.gif

Poor Knicks. They gonna regrette it soon.

[Spurtacular]

Which is precisely why you fell silent about that game.

I guess a ten day contract is better than nothing.

I was silent while commenting on it; thanks for the insight, genius.

[Spurtacular]

BANG
http://old.daveneeley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jimmer.gif

Poor Knicks. They gonna regrette it soon.

Someone's a closet Jimmer fan :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Which is precisely why you fell silent about that game.

I guess a ten day contract is better than nothing.
His silence was his comment on that game.

[lilbthebasedgod]

Honestly good for him. He's had a good DLeague stint.

I want him to do good so this thread gets to 200 pages.

[Spurtacular]

(Link) (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/20/sports/basketball/new-york-knicks-brooklyn-nets-jimmer-fredette.html?_r=0)


“But you don’t know how situations change,” Rambis said. “I’m going to do what I can in practice and do what I can in games to see what he can bring."

[tholdren]

lol if jeremy lin can play in the nba, if Iman shumpert can play in the nba,if (insert 50 other names here) can play in the nba, there bees no reason JF can't.

[Spurtacular]

lol if jeremy lin can play in the nba, if Iman shumpert can play in the nba,if (insert 50 other names here) can play in the nba, there bees no reason JF can't.

Knicks guards this season: Calderon, Sascha V, Langston Galloway, Jerrian Grant. Frankly, it's a joke that they didn't give Jimmer the call-up after he scored 37 in his d-league debut.

[dabom]

Can someone give me a post count on this thread? Fagtacular probably got 3k.

[houston spurs fan]

Can someone give me a post count on this thread? Fagtacular probably got 3k.
3,734 for those unable to do math.