Free Quattro Razor (2)

[Melmart1]

you might be right on that one...

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you have a dildo or vibrator you can substitute for a dick?

[Silver21_Black20]

I think Mel went to go look for one cause she is now offline.

[midgetonadonkey]

If she is offline, she probably found one.

[CuckingFunt]

All shoes are easy to put on.
That's not true. Thigh high leather boots are, in fact, quite difficult to put on even if you don't suffer from a mental disability.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not true. Thigh high leather boots are, in fact, quite difficult to put on even if you don't suffer from a mental disability.

What kind of outfit do you wear boots like that with?

[3rdCoast]

All I know is that when I have been there, I left feeling damn good and I had a china doll mumblin on my meat.


Ya, I fucked Mindy tell her eyes wernt slanted

[midgetonadonkey]

All I know is that when I have been there, I left feeling damn good and I had a china doll mumblin on my meat.


Ya, I fucked Mindy tell her eyes wernt slanted

Are you sure it was a chick and not a drag queen?

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of outfit do you wear boots like that with?The kind that doesn't get worn outside.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8639/angelina1492ze0.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice.

[3rdCoast]

Are you sure it was a chick and not a drag queen?

100%

The few times I have been there, it was a part of a large group that consisted of only 2 gay dudes that I know thru friends.

It was like 12 of us, 2 gay dudes, and the rest strait guys and girls.

One of the girls works with one of the gay dudes and she is the one I had been fucking for a while.

She is a tight little asian slut.

I enjoyed her.

[3rdCoast]

Midge, I talked to this one dude who works with one of my boys and he picked upa hooker near the ATT Center a few weekends back

Said she was cute

about 19 years old

mexican with beautiful full lips..

took her back to the aprtment,

got undressed

shes blowin him

he loves it.

she takes off her skirt and there it was in all its glory

she was really a he who had surgery on his/her boobs and face (full lips, nose job)

said the she/he was hung more than he was!

anyways, dude ended up getting sucked off by this shemale.

said it was worth it for 20 bucks.

i disagree, i found that disturbing.

bottom line....


creepy.

[timvp]

Damn bro sounds like you need to go get tested.

[MannyIsGod]

Speaking of getting tested, I wonder what Patrick is up to.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck...I over slept :madrun

[jman3000]

haha... retard.

now you know how it feels, bastard.

[ObiwanGinobili]

at $20 a pop that shemale is gonna have to be suckgin ALOT more dicks to get the rest of sher surgery done.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would never pay any amount of money for a blowjob or anything else. I'd rather go to a bar and find a dirty fat lady to do it for free.

[ObiwanGinobili]

thank goodness you live in San Antonio midge. we got fat chicks galore for your unadulterated sexual needs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck...I over slept :madrun

And posting that helped get you back on time?

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck...I over slept :madrunDamn, jman didn't nudge you?

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate cold weather.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I were a chick, I'd be a big fat bull dyke.

[timvp]

If I were a chick, I'd be a big fat bull dyke.

Would you let some guy you meet named midgetonadonkey tap it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you let some guy you meet named midgetonadonkey tap it?

If I was just a fat chick that wasn't into girls I would. I'd fuck the shit outta me.

[Billy Cobham]

If I was just a fat chick that wasn't into girls I would. I'd fuck the shit outta me.

Too bad you're not a hermaphrodite. :oink

[midgetonadonkey]

I want some fucking food!!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRzUHJ9Hqo&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRzUHJ9Hqo&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRzUHJ9Hqo&mode=related&search=

[Squid]

Johnny Blaze is the man. Thanks again for the tickets.

[Squid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/warrant.jpg

[Squid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/janilane.jpg

[Squid]

Post your favorite Jani Lane picture.

[Squid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/warrant1.jpg

[Squid]

I don't care what anyone says, Heaven is a kick ass song.

[Squid]

For some reason I think CuckingFunt would find Jani Lane extremely attractive.

[Squid]

Sebastian Bach>>Jani Lane

[Squid]

Sebastian Bach is the greatest hair band singer ever.

[Squid]

Skid Row goes hard.

[Squid]

In my younger days I would've said Bret Michaels is the best hair band singer but now I listen to Poison and just think about how gay they are.

[Squid]

But he did fuck Pam Anderson on tape so that makes him a little less gay, infected with hepatitis, but less gay.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSuyeFzAmTQ

[Squid]

Whatever happened to the pelvic thrust? It's not really utilized as much as it should.

[Squid]

The hair band period of metal is the lowest and gayest period of rock music. Emo music is quickly overcoming it though.

[Squid]

Poison still rocks harder than Chemical Romance and fags like that.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

No way dude, the emo thing is way gayer, infinitely gayer, at least the hair band musicians were at least good musicians--you have complex shred solos full of pinch harmonics

todays emo songs are:
power chord power chord natural harmonic
power chord
natural harmonic
repeat

a fucking 10 year old can play today's rock but it would take a good guitarist to play a hair band song

[LaMarcus Bryant]

but the music is still gay
dont get me wrong

[Squid]

I see your point and I now agree the emo shit is way gayer. At least hair bands talked about fucking chicks in some of their songs. All emo fags do is cry over chicks they couldn't fuck because they were too busy being their friends.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

For real

there were actual hair band songs about popping a chick open and making her bleed, all in the form of a ballad

[ObiwanGinobili]

when I hear emo music it makes me want to go hunt down an emo kid an hurt him. badly. make him cry untill his mascara runs.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

obiwan i miss you so much

[ObiwanGinobili]

I miss you too, other poster masquerading as LaMarcus Bryant. :spin

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I miss your talk about sci fi movies and scoffing of skinny bitches

[ObiwanGinobili]

well right now I am focused on sci-fi TV shows.

BSG. I'm addicted.

and right now I hardly need to scoff at skinny bitches since Lindsey Lohan is doing a fine job of being a batty skanked out whore all on her own.

[ObiwanGinobili]

and I say "right now" alot.

[mookie2001]

lamarcus whatsup is going to g BDusted on the d and watch the santa tucker

[ObiwanGinobili]

big celebration coming up - my sister graduated high school last week.
we are takign her to Tejas. :lol

[mookie2001]

what about the paggi house victoria?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

you know vic has an olive garden now right

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm just kidding. I dont; know where we are taking her.
I just know we are taking her out sometime christmas week, and we all have to go down there for like 3 days for the graduation festivities.

[ObiwanGinobili]

you know vic has an olive garden now right


yes.
and a texas roadhouse.


do you have $$ on the olive garden yet?I say it last longer than Bennigans but shorter than Applebees.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm working on all my jokes for how my sister is 19 and just now graduating high school.
I am so gonna piss her the fuck of at this thing.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

roadhouse has been there for at least a year though
olive garden just finished hiring their staff

[LaMarcus Bryant]

yes.
and a texas roadhouse.


do you have $$ on the olive garden yet?I say it last longer than Bennigans but shorter than Applebees.


i think it lasts forever and drives johnny carinos out of business

[ObiwanGinobili]

well I havn;t been there since April.
my mom told me about Olive garden.


and there is going to be an HEB plus at the old Kmart.
and the target expansion was not a super target as people were hoping - just a bigger regular target.

[Squid]

I wish I grew up in a town like Victoria. I grew up in Bishop Texas population 3076.

[mookie2001]

you think thets badd?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i think it lasts forever and drives johnny carinos out of business


i hate jonny carions. except the sausage and mushrooms and cheese thingy in a skillet. I liek that.

[mookie2001]

my homeboy oscar is from inez...

[Squid]

i hate jonny carions. except the sausage and mushrooms and cheese thingy in a skillet. I liek that.

They have great eggplant parmesan.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I wish I grew up in a town like Victoria. I grew up in Bishop Texas population 3076.


no you don't.

when you grow up in V-town Pastor Jim at the Faith Family implants a micro chip in your brain at birth.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

well I havn;t been there since April.
my mom told me about Olive garden.


and there is going to be an HEB plus at the old Kmart.
and the target expansion was not a super target as people were hoping - just a bigger regular target.



the HEB plus is fucking vintage victoria

the rich people could not handle that the ghetto HEB was actually bigger, better, and had more to offer, and were so outraged that they demanded an even bigger and better HEB, with the word "plus!" in cursive script on the marquee
classic

[ObiwanGinobili]

my homeboy oscar is from inez...


ohhhh.

[Squid]

The words "super", "plus", or "extreme" make everything seem better.

[ObiwanGinobili]

the HEB plus is fucking vintage victoria

the rich people could not handle that the ghetto HEB was actually bigger, better, and had more to offer, and were so outraged that they demanded an even bigger and better HEB, with the word "plus!" in cursive script on the marquee
classic


:lmao :lmao

ohmygod I am laughing so hard because it is fucking true!!

they were all shades of pissed off when the new ghetto HEB got built and they could see how shitty their gucci HEB was.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

squid did you see that one pic that dude posted of a dude holding a squid and getting bukkaked with ink

[ObiwanGinobili]

The words "super", "plus", or "extreme" make everything seem better.

"improved"

[Squid]

squid did you see that one pic that dude posted of a dude holding a squid and getting bukkaked with ink

Yeah. That shit was classic.

[ObiwanGinobili]

squid did you see that one pic that dude posted of a dude holding a squid and getting bukkaked with ink


i thought that was squid?

[MannyIsGod]

Walmart Groceries > HEB

Man, I am a republican :(

[Squid]

Walmart Groceries > HEB

Man, I am a rebulican :(

No fucking way. Walmart has the shittiest meat and produce section ever.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

manny it pains me every time i read your neoconIVesque posts

[Squid]

HEB sells homemade chorizo. It's fucking fantastic.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Manny is also one of those Organic Food Eaters and walmart has a shitty organic section too

[ObiwanGinobili]

sun harvest > walmart > heb

i am consistantly dissapointed and wallet raped by the produce at HEB.

[Squid]

Ain't gonna hurt nobody, we just dancin' baby

[Squid]

Organic foods are for hippies.

[ObiwanGinobili]

sun harvest hasthe freshest yummiest produce out there, and it;s usually cheaper too.

[Squid]

Pesticides make the produce taste better.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

MannyIsGod shops at Central Market and Whole Foods

[MannyIsGod]

No fucking way. Walmart has the shittiest meat and produce section ever.Dude, the meat in our HEB is SHIT. Its gross looking all the fucking time. Don't even let me get started on the fish section.

Actually, out of all the places aside from Central Market which wins hands down, Target has pretty good quality meat at their super Targets, but they don't have much. THey also have good organic stuff.

[MannyIsGod]

MannyIsGod shops at Central Market and Whole FoodsCentral Market owns all.

[MannyIsGod]

I like to eat my Prime Rib from Central Market while sitting in front of my Plasma watching Fox News.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q76IlF5HES0

[Squid]

Manny sold out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i've never shopped much at the target meat section.
lately I've been buying my meat from 2 ranches. one outside of austin and one in castroville.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like to eat my Prime Rib from Central Market while sitting in front of my Plasma watching Fox News.


oh god you are a republican. :oops

[Squid]

I buy meat from Bolners Meat Market.

[Squid]

Fiesta spices bitches. Yup.

[Squid]

The boots I knock make me one bad motha, motha....

[ObiwanGinobili]

i liek that fiesta beef fajita seasoning on my chicken quarters.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Manny is seriously on the total polar opposite of the spectrum as Tupac was in 93 when he took out his handgun and shot two cops for harrassing a black youth, then was free of charges when they found out the cops were both drunk, off duty, and using weapons stolen from evidence lockers.

Total
polar
opposite.

[ObiwanGinobili]

manny is scaring me with this walmart shopping faux news watching stuff.....

[MannyIsGod]

I found WoMD in Iraq.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMmhC46NtYg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

on the way to work thursday i caught Informer on the fucking radio

you better believe i sung that motherfucker all the way to work

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I had the album (tape) 16 inches of snow

[ObiwanGinobili]

I found WoMD in Iraq.


:lmao

[LaMarcus Bryant]

That was back when i listened to Snow, Kriss Kross, Sir Mix A Lot, Nirvana, and Green Jelly.

I played those tapes over and over again.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I had the album (tape) 16 inches of snow

oh the days of the early educational only internet... that song was out for 3 weeks before I found out he was white. and canadian.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i still listen to Nirvana :oops

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I listen to the radio all day at work and nirvana is pretty much like the nazi pope to me now

[Squid]

Nirvana unplugged is the greatest live album ever.

[ShoogarBear]

Target sells meat? I never knew that. Are those the same animals they use to make their luggage?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I could never give up my Bill Milers

[LaMarcus Bryant]

funniest manny quote of all time

[mookie2001]

oh god you are a republican. :oopsSCARRFFFFEEDDD........:dramaquee

[mookie2001]

manny makes the ressurected one look like a secular humanist

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Mookie you forgot to let me borrow Turtles in Time, i have nothing but Super Mario All Stars to play now

[ObiwanGinobili]

I listen to the radio all day at work and nirvana is pretty much like the nazi pope to me now


so you were catholic? otherwise I don;t se how the nazi pope matters much mroe than the dude before him.

i never listen to the radio. the stereo I bought with babysitting money 13 yrs ago died. so now it;s just downloads.

[ObiwanGinobili]

you need to play gauntlet.

[mookie2001]

sorry brah dont f up nbajam, its generation 1

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm going to bed.
i got some stupid shopping to do tomarrow.

[mookie2001]

the pope is illuminati, It should wake catholics up, but it hasnt

[LaMarcus Bryant]

gauntlet was the shit
when you got killed the game made a weird farting noise

[Squid]

i'm going to bed.
i got some stupid shopping to do tomarrow.

Buy me something sexy.

[Squid]

I want to be pope.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i dont think he's illuminati but hes definitely nazi

[ShoogarBear]

midge, did you really take up four seats at the Spurs game tonight?

[mookie2001]

let put it this way, the illuminati forms like voltron and hes the head

[Squid]

midge, did you really take up four seats at the Spurs game tonight?

I only took 2. One for me and one for my cock.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

Did you both have dates?

[Squid]

:lmao

Did you both have dates?

Actually yes, but they both ended up with the cock at the end of the night.

[Squid]

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Squid, Silver21_Black20

What's up baby? You wanna get inked on?? :eyebrows

[MannyIsGod]

I need a nap

[MannyIsGod]

CBF, you and Mookie need to come to SA to get high.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I dont need to go to SA to do that

Mookie would do it if it were free

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I got some of the bubonic too
homegrown
its evil
grown under 200 lumens

[MannyIsGod]

I'll provide the Central Market munchies.

[MannyIsGod]

I finished FEAR, now onto the expansion pack. I think I'm done with "work" for the night.

[T Park]

I like to eat my Prime Rib from Central Market while sitting in front of my Plasma watching Fox News.

Change that to Ribeye, and Im right with you.

[MannyIsGod]

Change that to Ribeye, and Im right with you.Yeah, I don't allow Fox News on my TV.

[MannyIsGod]

If anyone ever puts Fox News on in my house, I will beat them.

[Marklar MM]

I'm gonna be so fucking soar tomorrow. I will wake up at 9, then take a nap at 11 like last week.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Gary Romel likes Fox News.

[CuckingFunt]

For some reason I think CuckingFunt would find Jani Lane extremely attractive.Squid disappoints me with this moment of utter incorrectitude.

[MannyIsGod]

Gary Romel likes Fox News.:lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Squid disappoints me with this moment of utter incorrectitude.


I want to turn into a squid and swim around in your uterus

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm gonna be so fucking soar tomorrow. I will wake up at 9, then take a nap at 11 like last week.


i'm gonna be hella sore too, i've been doin cock pushups

[CuckingFunt]

I want to turn into a squid and swim around in your uterusA squid specifically? Not an octopus, or a jelly fish, or a moray eel?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I was trying to get into your uterus but if you dont mind i'd like to be a cuttlefish

[CuckingFunt]

I was trying to get into your uterus but if you dont mind i'd like to be a cuttlefishA cuttlefish looks kind of like a hand, and I'm not into fisting.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i could make it work

[CuckingFunt]

I don't doubt that for an instant. Cock push ups are the sign of a talented individual.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

your avatar is hot

[CuckingFunt]

My avatar is a fuckin' badass. Who else but Maleficent could kill a chick with a fucking sewing machine?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow!

[timvp]

My avatar is a fuckin' badass. Who else but Maleficent could kill a chick with a fucking sewing machine?

:guin

[atlfan25]

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[atlfan25]

im goin to choke all u cocksuckers out, obislut especially
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[MannyIsGod]

I want to teach Jess to play poker. I want it to be my crowning achievement. I'll write a book about it.

[ashbeeigh]

Best pick-up line ever: " If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes," okay... yes. ashbeeigh is the biggest nerd in the world.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't want to go to work today.

I wish I worked at home, like Manny.

Hahaha...ok...maybe not.

[Squid]

You can be my maid. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I don't want to do fucking anything today. It's my first opportunity to be a lazy ass in months.

[Silver21_Black20]

You can be my maid. :eyebrows

Be a maid? To a Squid? Hmmm...would I have to clean up after CuckingFunt and Melmart too?

[CuckingFunt]

Be a maid? To a Squid? Hmmm...would I have to clean up after CuckingFunt and Melmart too?Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a neat freak.

[mookie2001]

manny you make sean hannity look like cbf

[ShoogarBear]

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a neat freak.Then you can be my maid.

[ashbeeigh]

drunk ashbeeigh is making an apperance tonight. Yes she is.

[timvp]

drunk ashbeeigh is making an apperance tonight. Yes she is.

:toast

[CuckingFunt]

Then you can be my maid.I've already got the uniform.

[midgetonadonkey]

How I've missed Katy.

[CuckingFunt]

I enjoy Katy's posts, even though she rarely acknowledges me.

Sometimes I think Katy doesn't like the Funt.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I don't miss Katy totally chode bloading the mexican race

[midgetonadonkey]

I've heard Katy LOVES the Funt.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

How many songs can you name that have a color, an inflatable object, and a number in the title?

[midgetonadonkey]

99 red balloons is all I can think of.

[CuckingFunt]

Other than "99 Red Baloons"?

[CuckingFunt]

"57 Hot Pink Inflatable Dildos" is a good one, too. But you can never find it on karaoke lists.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

rofl
there was a mad TV skit where they were doing kareoke and they all had to sing a song with a number, a color, and inflatable object, and they all ended up singing 99 red baloons hahaha
i can't find any other song that meets those criteria

[midgetonadonkey]

Mad tv with Artie Lange>>>Mad tv without Artie Lange

[CuckingFunt]

"Mad TV" is one of those shows that I don't think I like, so rarely watch it, but crack up when I do.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

you just can't have a good comedy show without an unkempt fat guy that drinks alot of beer and breaks stuff with his girth

mad tv with will sasso tried to accomplish that but he lost weight before he could achieve that level

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if my boyfriend realizes he'd get laid right now if he stopped playing video games.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've heard Artie tell a story about the time he was doing a skit called Babe Watch. It was him dressed as a pig on the beach or some shit like that. She said he went to buy coke in the middle of filming it and then was doing bumps throught the fake nose while driving back to the studio.

[katyon6th]

In my absence of posting, I think I've fallen in love.

And why the fuck is ashbeeigh talking in third person?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jackie Martling>>>>>>>>>>>>Artie Lange.

[CuckingFunt]

In my absence of posting, I think I've fallen in love.

You've been ignoring us just so you can fall in love?

Selfish.

[katyon6th]

"Why don't you take your hands off that controller and put them on me?"

It works for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jackie sucks. His new show is fucking lame as shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

In my absence of posting, I think I've fallen in love.

And why the fuck is ashbeeigh talking in third person?

Is his name Julio?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Howard already has a parrot.
Her name is Robin.
Artie is a TOTAL parrot.

[CuckingFunt]

"Why don't you take your hands off that controller and put them on me?"

It works for me.If I walked over there and started blowing him I'd also probably get my way, but sometimes I don't feel like working that hard.

[katyon6th]

I don't miss Katy totally chode bloading the mexican race

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Katy's erotic PMs.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Katy has forsaken us for more opprtunities to pickle chug.
:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

That's the same reason Batman stopped posting.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Because of pickle chugging?!?!?

[katyon6th]

Erotic PMs and pickle chugging?

What kind of girl do you think I am?

[CuckingFunt]

Pickle chugging can be quite time consuming.

[midgetonadonkey]

Erotic PMs and pickle chugging?

What kind of girl do you think I am?

A wonderful girl that loves talking nasty and chugging pickles.

[katyon6th]

I miss batman. That fucker doesn't even call me anymore. He's like a professional clubber these days. Clearly too cool for me.

[katyon6th]

I hope ashbeeigh gets vodka up her nose.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought Batman got deported.

[katyon6th]

No, I think he told me one time he had a work Visa.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope ashbeeigh gets vodka up her nose.That hurts like a mother fucker.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That hurts like a mother fucker.

That's why we're wishing it upon her!
If she's going to insist on being here, the least she can do is entertain us with her misfortune, wouldn't you agree?

[katyon6th]

That hurts like a mother fucker.

Exactly.

[Kori Ellis]

I miss batman. That fucker doesn't even call me anymore. He's like a professional clubber these days. Clearly too cool for me.

I miss Katy. She doesn't post much, play poker with me, or anything anymore. She's like a professional snob these days. Clearly too cool for me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

There are far too many panhandling freeloaders at the intersection of Sunset and Cahuenga.
Assholes think just because you are walking into or out of a business there you're going to toss them some loose change.
Fuck them.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be a panhandling drunk when I grow up.

[Kori Ellis]

There are far too many panhandling freeloaders at the intersection of Sunset and Cahuenga.
Assholes think just because you are walking into or out of a business there you're going to toss them some loose change.
Fuck them.

Look at the intersection around La Cienega and 3rd (Beverly Hills). I worked at La Cienega and Wilshire for many years and finally we had to drive a different way to work because at the light at La Cienega and 3rd, we'd get hounded by panhandlers.

[CuckingFunt]

There are far too many panhandling freeloaders at the intersection of Sunset and Cahuenga.
Assholes think just because you are walking into or out of a business there you're going to toss them some loose change.
Fuck them.There are entirely too many panhandling freeloaders on Sunset in general. The only times I've been actually followed to my car by someone begging for change have been in Hollywood.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I want to be a panhandling drunk when I grow up.

Make sure that you carry a sign that says "Formerly Spurs Talk Most Vulgar Poster" when you do make that career change.
I'll bet that will swing the sympathy in your favor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hoping to still be an active member of Spurstalk so I will leave out the word formerly. I'm sure I will still be able to get internet access from one of the many public libraries here in town.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Good thinking, midge.
I was just suggesting that option in the event someone who doesn't know you from anywhere other than here sees you trying to glom some money.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I always feel somewhat sorry for the woman in the movie "Interview With a Vampire" who gets to be a vampire for about 5 seconds before the French vampires bust in, haul her away and throw her in that pit where she is turned to dust when the sun comes up.
Then I wonder to myself "Why am I watching this goddamn movie?!??!".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just noticed that Antonio Banderas looks a lot Pete Steele from Type O Negative in this movie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Not good.
Only 3 beers into this 18 pack and I've already got a solid head change going.
:dizzy

[ashbeeigh]

I'm too busy freaking being the hostess to get drunk. :madrun

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I haven't put on my contacts since the gwar concert....they're still slightly tinted red from being doused in the face with Jewcifer's blood

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Or was it the nazi pope's blood?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Being down the front at a GWAR show always guarantees that you will leave the proceedings covered in multi-colored "blood" and probably blowing it out of your nose for about 3 days afterwards.

[MannyIsGod]

Or maybe some nasty groupie with herpes had a rather large period?

[mookie2001]

Look at the intersection around La Cienega and 3rd (Beverly Hills)(you may have heard of it)

[Kori Ellis]

(you may have heard of it)

It's only about 10 minutes from Sunset and Cahuenga, so I'm sure he's heard of it:)

[mookie2001]

I grew up in LA, rright nearr the beeach

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Considering the movie I'm kind of watching right now is called "Undead", there is a SERIOUS lack of zombies in it, despite there being mention of them in the film's description.

[atlfan25]

kira is pissing me off that she copied my avatar

[Melmart1]

and once again i can not sleep

[Melmart1]

your avatar sucks, southpaw

[Melmart1]

your avatar sucks, southpaw

[Melmart1]

hahha, double post... how nice

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What are you doing in bed so early on a Saturday night anyway, Mel?

[Melmart1]

I am an old lady now. I am 30. ooooooold... so I need my sleep. Or something.

[Melmart1]

I was supposed to go to a party but I think I am coming down with something. I was just sick a couple weeks ago but it only lasted like 2-3 days. It's like it's coming back now to take its full course or something.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am an old lady now. I am 30. ooooooold... so I need my sleep. Or something.

:rolleyes

[Melmart1]

Don't you roll your eyes at me! You bitches are supposed to be entertaining me.

[atlfan25]

no, your avatar sucks

[Melmart1]

At least I put in enough effort to select a pre-selected avatar. You didn't even do that.

[atlfan25]

no i used to have many i custom selected, i could easily put one of those back on there. i choose to go without one as a statement against morons

[Melmart1]

how cute.

[katyon6th]

kira is pissing me off that she copied my avatar

And you're just pissing me off.

Plus, I didn't copy you, I'm just deciding what I want to put up. And pluuuus, there's plenty of people who have the same avatar. What makes you think you're so special?

Exactly.

[Das Texan]

nobody has ever copied my original avatar on these boards.

[katyon6th]

I can't find my original avatar, otherwise, I'd used that.

Me with shrek teeth > any avatar

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. Everyone else has had more to drink then me. Lammmeeee.

[atlfan25]

And you're just pissing me off.

Plus, I didn't copy you, I'm just deciding what I want to put up. And pluuuus, there's plenty of people who have the same avatar. What makes you think you're so special?

Exactly.
what the fuck are you talking about

[LaMarcus Bryant]

you are all lame

except for squid and the funt

[Das Texan]

dum dum dum. Everyone else has had more to drink then me. Lammmeeee.



why dont you just go get drunk then?

[atxrocker]

I can't find my original avatar, otherwise, I'd used that.




otherwise, i'd used that.