Free Quattro Razor (2)

[ORION]

Well San Diego in winter time is not as good as San Diego in the summer time. Still love the fish tacos

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mcds4kb.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

So I'm banging this beyotch from behind the other night and she keeps crying, "Oh midge, your dick is way to big for me. I can feel it hitting my liver." I keep humping away and 45 minutes later I cum. A couple minutes after I cum, she passes out and dies. After another round, I call the ambulance and they come pick her dead ass up. I ask the medic what was her cause of death. Apparently my monster cock ripped every organ in her torso and my jizz filled up her sinus cavity.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck, I'm bored.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn, all my vbookie is gone. Damn Spurs.

[The New Midge]

How is everyone tonight? I hope everybody is doing well.

[ashbeeigh]

holy shit. I want to kick some boy upstairs ass.

[tw05baller]

why?

[ashbeeigh]

why?

The music is so low that I think people in San antonio could hear it. Not to mention, my roommate is bitching about it and I'm sick of her bitching.

[Fillmoe]

The music is so low that I think people in San antonio could hear it. Not to mention, my roommate is bitching about it and I'm sick of her bitching.


that makes no sense........

and we would really love it if you could come to the troll forum and give us your acceptance speech

[ashbeeigh]

that makes no sense........


I don't live in San Antonio?

[timvp]

:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss:pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

How is everyone tonight? I hope everybody is doing well.

I don't like The New Midge. Not vulgar enough.

[Fillmoe]

The music is so low that I think people in San antonio could hear it.


if music is so low how can anyone hear it?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't like The New Midge. Not vulgar enough.The New Midge is a pussy.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

CF, is your sig from the "Ezekiel" episode of "A.T.H.F."?

[CuckingFunt]

CF, is your sig from the "Ezekiel" episode of "A.T.H.F."?Yes. Fucking hilarious.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yes. Fucking hilarious.

No doubt!
I normally get home from work in time to catch "A.T.H.F." and "Metalocalypse" from 12:30-1:00, and I was so glad that I got to see that one again. I'm pissed that I missed the one with Tara Patrick the other night, though.

"I'm going to name you Jesus Ezekiel......Jesus.
That's from the Bible!"
:lmao

[Fillmoe]

The New Midge is a pussy.


so your saying the troll is pretty much dead on with the original?

[CuckingFunt]

so your saying the troll is pretty much dead on with the original?My comment was about The New Midge, not The New Fillmoe.

[Fillmoe]

a pretty lame diss.... i usually expect slightly better from you....... long day?

[CuckingFunt]

No doubt!
I normally get home from work in time to catch "A.T.H.F." and "Metalocalypse" from 12:30-1:00, and I was so glad that I got to see that one again. I'm pissed that I missed the one with Tara Patrick the other night, though.

"I'm going to name you Jesus Ezekiel......Jesus.
That's from the Bible!"
:lmaoI was especially amused by Shake's parenting skills on the basketball court.

"Get in the net, you filthy whore!"

[CuckingFunt]

a pretty lame diss.... i usually expect slightly better from you....... long day?I must be tired.

Either that, or I was intimidated at the thought of going after the master insulter of all time. You called me fat, despite never having seen me, how can I possibly compete?

[Fillmoe]

I must be tired.

Either that, or I was intimidated at the thought of going after the master insulter of all time. You called me fat, despite never having seen me, how can I possibly compete?


yah, holla at me when you need some lessons......



























fatty

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was especially amused by Shake's parenting skills on the basketball court.

"Get in the net, you filthy whore!"

"You SUCK!!!!!"

[The New Midge]

I don't like The New Midge. Not vulgar enough.

Now Kori, that was unkind.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.ozskier.com/blog/hello/1239729/640/7d59aaf17ffc8e459e3993b19cc27c9e.full-2005.05.13-13.35.08.jpg

Her gunt is fantastic.

[Squid]

Where's my pussy at?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

MAn I would swim in that like....like a squid.

[Squid]

Would you go down on a chick like that?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

No but I would go in feet first

[Squid]

That's the smart way to do it.

[Squid]

When I am in CuckingFunt's uterus, I like to spin around real fast and hit her ovaries with my tenticles like Rocky hits a speed bag.

[ashbeeigh]

if music is so low how can anyone hear it?

Yet again, you've caught me. It was suppossed to be loud. Perhaps you could add that to your thread. The trolls would love it.

[midgetonadonkey]

My central air unit just fucked up. I'm going to be cold tonight. That sucks.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"'Cuz I was drugged....
....drugged and driving!"

[NASpurs]

When is this POS ever go to (3)?

[NASpurs]

Oh yeah at 4,000.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm drinkinnnngggg. :tu

[Richard Cranium]

I'm looking for the damn remote control!!

[Richard Cranium]

It is always in the last place I look. :cuss

[Fillmoe]

Yet again, you've caught me. It was suppossed to be loud. Perhaps you could add that to your thread. The trolls would love it.


please i would love it if you could give an acceptance speech.........

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh will never have enough balls to show up in the troll forum.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm drinkinnnngggg. :tu

This was your idea of "drunk posting"?
:td

[ashbeeigh]

This was your idea of "drunk posting"?
:td

There was no one here to encourage me last night.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

There was no one here to encourage me last night.

Sometimes you just have to take the initiative to go ahead and do it in hopes it'll attract more people.
Please keep this in mind for next time.
:spin

[ashbeeigh]

Sometimes you just have to take the initiative to go ahead and do it in hopes it'll attract more people.
Please keep this in mind for next time.
:spin

I'll remember, but just because you asked. :downspin:

[Fillmoe]

There was no one here to encourage me last night.


depressed lonely drinking?

[TheSanityAnnex]

There was no one here to encourage me last night.
You need internet encouragement to get drunk? You are a sad, sad person.

[ashbeeigh]

depressed lonely drinking?

Hardly. If it was depressed lonely drinking, I probably would have drunken posted.


You need internet encouragement to get drunk? You are a sad, sad person.

Drunken posting, not drinking.

[CuckingFunt]

Hardly. If it was depressed lonely drinking, I probably would have drunken posted.
Um... you did, though.

[ashbeeigh]

Um... you did, though.

More then once, is what I should have said. Not that any of this wil matter. You all will believe what you want.

I don't see why you all are so concerned about me.

[Fillmoe]

we love you ashbeeigh.... somtimes we worry about you





























































now post your acceptance speech TRICK!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't see why you all are so concerned about me.

I'm not concerned. Just was in need of clarification.

[ashbeeigh]

now post your acceptance speech TRICK!

There are some places I will never "intrede" on.

[Fillmoe]

There are some places I will never "intrede" on.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/ash.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Have I posted? Not too much. Once or twice when I found a topic I liked..like "What beer is the best?" or something. I I look, but don't post.

[PeepingTom]

I too look and don't touch.

[ORION]

so what is there to do in Tampa ?

[ShoogarBear]

Are you into strip clubs?

[ORION]

Are you into strip clubs?
when I'm not paying

[ORION]

I am so fucking tired of some of these people I work with. All they do is talk shit about people and then act like they are everyones friend.

[ShoogarBear]

when I'm not payingOh, yeah, I forgot. Your office is almost as good as a club.

[ORION]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Your office is almost as good as a club.
funny you should say that because this one just came by to tell me she is quitting today and to say bye. I was sad because she was one of my "stops" I'll guess and say they are at least D's

[midgetonadonkey]

I am so fucking tired of some of these people I work with. All they do is talk shit about people and then act like they are everyones friend.

That's what my work place is like as well.

[ORION]

That's what my work place is like as well.
doesn't it make you sick ? I mean I'm the kind of guy thats going to tell you that you have a booger hanging out your nose and your hair looks fucked up today, but I won't say " I can see your nipples through your shirt "

[ShoogarBear]

doesn't it make you sick ? I mean I'm the kind of guy thats going to tell you that you have a booger hanging out your nose and your hair looks fucked up today, but I won't say " I can see your nipples through your shirt "Maybe because you'd like them to do something to fix the booger and the hair?

[Silver21_Black20]

The people I work with are pretty cool. They make fun of people and it makes me laugh. Tee Hee!

[ShoogarBear]

The people I work with are pretty cool. They make fun of people 6'8" and under and it makes me laugh. Tee Hee!

[ORION]

The people I work with are pretty cool. They make fun of people and it makes me laugh. Tee Hee!
they make fun of the handicapped people ?

[ShoogarBear]

Countdown to a "fuck you all!" . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .

[Silver21_Black20]

they make fun of the handicapped people ?

No one is safe from the guys I work with.

[ORION]

No one is safe from the guys I work with.
yeah same here but what I can't stand are the ones that talk all kinds of shit about a person and then when that person comes around they treat them with respect.

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah same here but what I can't stand are the ones that talk all kinds of shit about a person and then when that person comes around they treat them with respect.

That sucks. The people I work with don't do that shit. I'm glad cause that would get on my nerves too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I talk shit about people I work with, but I do it to their face. I've even gone as far as calling my boss a douche bag and telling her she looks like a whore.

[ORION]

That sucks. The people I work with don't do that shit. I'm glad cause that would get on my nerves too.
you should get me a job over there

[ORION]

I talk shit about people I work with, but I do it to their face. I've even gone as far as calling my boss a douche bag and telling her she looks like a whore.
she probably deserved it. Serves her right that fucking whore with bad hair and boogers !

[midgetonadonkey]

She did deserve it and actually she deserves much worse.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck. I love cheesecake.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you love it so much that you would lick it off my body if I rubbed it all over?

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you love it so much that you would lick it off my body if I rubbed it all over?

I wouldn't want ashbeeigh to get jealous.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't want ashbeeigh to get jealous.

There's enough cheesecake and Midge for the both of yous.

[ORION]

Fuck. I love cheesecake.
I can eat cheesecake all day and the one thing that is cool about cheesecake is that you can cut it neatly and it doesn't fall all over the place then you look like a damn animal eating it right out of the box. I have to do that most of the time at work.

[midgetonadonkey]

My central heating unit in my house is fucked up. The repairman said I'm lucky my house didn't burn down it's in such bad shape. I'm cold as fuck. It must be 50 degrees in my house. I feel like I've got the hiv.

[angel_luv]

I am so stupid when I am sick!!!!!!!!!

First I couldn't find my keys. They were still in the door I unlocked to get into the house.
Brilliant!


My glasses were also missing. I knew I had them because I had driven home. After looking for them an hour, I found them. They were put where they belong- the one place I didn't look.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Fillmoe]

maybe you shoulda looked for your glasses before you looked for your keys?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fillmoe's logic is brilliant.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking dot-dot Indian.

[Fillmoe]

:sleep :sleep

[CuckingFunt]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't jinx yourself CF!

[midgetonadonkey]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

I have a special ointment that coats the throat and makes it feel all better.

[BeerIsGood!]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

Are you sure it's from sickness?

[CuckingFunt]

I have a special ointment that coats the throat and makes it feel all better.I got plenty of ink from Squid, but it didn't quite do the trick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard a rumor that ashbeeigh can swallow a 12 inch sausage without gagging. Is there any truth to this?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you sure it's from sickness?Sadly, I can't think of any other realistic cause. :depressed

[BeerIsGood!]

I heard a rumor that ashbeeigh can swallow a 12 inch sausage without gagging. Is there any truth to this?


YouTube IT!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Sadly, I can't think of any other realistic cause. :depressed

Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvU43YjQmM

Gayest video ever.

[BeerIsGood!]

Damnit!! I was promised chicks (does ashbeigh count as a chick?) swallowing 12 inch sausages in here. This is disappointing.

[BeerIsGood!]

Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?


Here's a solution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07QwZYWvDQs

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is far from a chick. She is more like a chick with a dick.

[CuckingFunt]

Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?He'll not soon make that mistake again. Just that a moderately long distance relationship between two busy people means a shameful lack of sexin'.

[midgetonadonkey]

He'll not soon make that mistake again. Just that a moderately long distance relationship between two busy people means a shameful lack of sexin'.

Tell him you want it in the butt. That is worth any drive.

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvU43YjQmM

Gayest video ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwZhCz049g

[CuckingFunt]

Tell him you want it in the butt. That is worth any drive.But that would make me a liar.

[midgetonadonkey]

But that would make me a liar.

You don't like buttsecks?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwZhCz049g

Are you trying to tell me something? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

You don't like buttsecks?Not especially. Certainly not enough to call up and ask for it specifically.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not especially. Certainly not enough to call up and ask for it specifically.

Maybe you should consider it. Maybe your dude would put down the control and throw on the rubber a little quicker next time.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe you should consider it. Maybe your dude would put down the control and throw on the rubber a little quicker next time.I'll keep that in mind.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll keep that in mind.

A 16 year old slut once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

Her exact words.



I didn't fuck her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.

[BeerIsGood!]

A 16 year old slut once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

Her exact words.



I didn't fuck her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.

Did she tell you if she tensed up after the pink sock?

[CuckingFunt]

A 16 year old slut once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

Her exact words.



I didn't fuck her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.16? Kids are crazy, these days.

I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.

[BeerIsGood!]

16? Kids are crazy, these days.

I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.

At what age did it cease to be taboo/disgusting enough to try it?

[CuckingFunt]

At what age did it cease to be taboo/disgusting enough to try it?Think I was in my early 20's when I was finally curious enough. Probably got less taboo/disgusting at some point earlier, but I was in 5+ year relationship with a girl, so the opportunity never presented itself.

[midgetonadonkey]

16? Kids are crazy, these days.

I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.

No shit. 16 year olds are crazy now. The first time I ass fucked a chick was when we were both 17. At 17 we were both mature enough to handle the complexities that anal sex brought upon us.

[BeerIsGood!]

I hooked up with a girl at a party that said she was 19. She was actually 29.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hooked up with a girl at a party that said she was 19. She was actually 29.

I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.

good job

[BeerIsGood!]

I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.

17 is the legal age in Texas. Takes the fun out of it





:nope - I didn't mean that.

[midgetonadonkey]

good job

What the hell do you know about fucking anything but your hand?

[Trainwreck2100]

What the hell do you know about fucking anything but your hand?

Just cause I ain't fucked nobody doesn't mean I can't compliment on a job well done.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just cause I ain't fucked nobody doesn't mean I can't compliment on a job well done.

Yes it does.

How can you compliment how good a cheesecake is without ever tasting cheesecake?

[Trainwreck2100]

Yes it does.

How can you compliment how good a cheesecake is without ever tasting cheesecake?

I can compliment you for eating the cheesesteak.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I can compliment you for eating the cheesesteak.

No wonder TW has never had sex with a woman, he can't decipher the difference a man and a woman, much less a steak and a cake.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes it does.

How can you compliment how good a cheesecake is without ever tasting cheesecake?

Mmmmm...cheesecake :p:

[BeerIsGood!]

Damn you JB - now I want a cheesesteak.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn you JB - now I want a cheesesteak.

Well, I want to eat cheesecake off of SilBlack...and only one of those is likely to happen.












































Enjoy your cheesesteak, damnit.

[midgetonadonkey]

A cheese steak sounds nice. The cheese steaks from Longhorn Cafe are badass.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/a/4dab50591f0880e7a8f925e4bb75d6be.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/elwoodc/Picard.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4683/pacmannc7.gif

This has future avi written all over it

[Jekka]

17 is the legal age in Texas. Takes the fun out of it





:nope - I didn't mean that.
17 is not the legal age in Texas, it's 18.

Addendum: The legal age is 17 if the other person is between 17 and 19, otherwise the legal age is 18.

[ManLaw]

That is a manlaw no man should ever forget.

[batman2883]

what if i pooted

[batman2883]

and it smelled of berries and pecans

[katyon6th]

Knowing you, you'd probably want to eat your own ass.

[ORION]

I know what was wrong with me yesterday. I drank this new energy drink and it was like cheetah blood

[ORION]

Flaming Hot sunflower seeds are so good.

[batman2883]

kira is right i would eat my own arse

[batman2883]

i wanna go buy a bag of those magical seeds you speak of

[batman2883]

melissa martinez i still love you!!!

[ORION]

i wanna go buy a bag of those magical seeds you speak of
not all stores carry them. Try Walgreens. I have a divot in my cheek but these damn seeds are addicting.

[katyon6th]

batman, are you playing softball this season?

I would call you but I don't have your number anymore since my phone went retarded on me.

[ORION]

batman, are you playing softball this season?

I would call you but I don't have your number anymore since my phone went retarded on me.
have batman talk to it because he can speak retarded

[CuckingFunt]

I called in sick today for the first time in years, and am already bored off my ass at 9:42 AM.

[ORION]

I called in sick today for the first time in years, and am already bored off my ass at 9:42 AM.
try licking a door knob. you do want your mucos man to be tall don't you ? by the way I just noticed your sig ! hahaha !!

[ShoogarBear]

I called in sick today for the first time in years, and am already bored off my ass at 9:42 AM.I had to read that a second time to make sure you wrote "off".

[ORION]

I need to do another round here at work in a few minutes. I'll post an update

[ORION]

I need to do another round here at work in a few minutes. I'll post an update
what a waste of time. Damn you cold weather and thick sweaters

[Trainwreck2100]

How slutty does a chick have to be to consider sober sex an accomplishment???

[midgetonadonkey]

How slutty does a chick have to be to consider sober sex an accomplishment???

Sober sex is an accomplishment in almost every case.

[Trainwreck2100]

Sober sex is an accomplishment in almost every case.


For the guy

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. Damn, it's cold and rainy outside.

[trueD]

Look at me! I'm in the Quattro thread.

Shit, that wasn't hard at all.

Buuwwwhhahahahahaha!

[ShoogarBear]

And now you must die.

[ORION]

How slutty does a chick have to be to consider sober sex an accomplishment???
I don't know but groping a drunk chick sure is fun especially if your doing it with those huge green incredible hulk hands that make that breaking noise

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy being groped by a drunk chick a little more than groping a drunk chick.

[batman2883]

orion is gay!!!

kira email me at work and ill give it to you

[ORION]

orion is gay!!!

kira email me at work and ill give it to you
you ...you shut your mouth !
That's a real dick move right there

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes I wish I was a retard.

[tlongII]

Be careful what you wish for.

[midgetonadonkey]

No.

[CuckingFunt]

Sometimes I wish I was a retard.How come?

For the special treatment, or the ignorance is bliss theory?

[midgetonadonkey]

I would like to be retarded because retards always seem to get a free pass for things. They can do really inappropriate things in public, say what they want and pretty much do whatever and get away with it.

[Richard Cranium]

I do that and I'm not even retarded.

[Richard Cranium]

As a matter of fact...so do you.

[midgetonadonkey]

As a matter of fact...so do you.

Good point. Fuck being retarded.

[ashbeeigh]

school is fucking lame.

[trueD]

And now you must die.
May as well, my dignity lies somewhere in a troll forum post.

[Trainwreck2100]

...

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n266/ryan_anderson_2006/freekneepads.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/sprinkles-tm/douchebag.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/irishnutter_photos/funny%20pics/03142996.jpg

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m237/bjenkins79/Funny%20Pics%20For%20Myspace/1071.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/jumbo-muffins.jpg

[ORION]

I bet I could eat that whole thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/thomson770/britney-eats-for-two.gif

This annoyed the piss out of me but for some reason I sat through the whole thing.

[Kori Ellis]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/thomson770/britney-eats-for-two.gif

This annoyed the piss out of me but for some reason I sat through the whole thing.

:lmao

What the heck?

[Melmart1]

I can't believe I sat through that shit, but it was funny :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Poor little Cheetus.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o315/renagade410/9MGsyx4T.gif

For some reason I find this extremely erotic.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4333/nothefatheriu7.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

So this stranger just bought me a beer because his card went through when it prob. shouldn't have. It was a debit card and if he is overdrawn, (which I assume he might be) this beer will end up costing him 33.50

[midgetonadonkey]

So this stranger just bought me a beer because his card went through when it prob. shouldn't have. It was a debit card and if he is overdrawn, (which I assume he might be) this beer will end up costing him 33.50

I think he was trying to bone you.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think he was trying to bone you.

No, he was trying to impress the cashier by showing money was no object, and then she proceeded to turn down his advances.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, he was trying to impress the cashier by showing money was no object, and then she proceeded to turn down his advances.

That's always comical. Nothing is funnier than seeing a guy get rejected.

[Trainwreck2100]

That's always comical. Nothing is funnier than seeing a guy get rejected.


It was rather intersting to be an observer for once.

[Trainwreck2100]

Midge, is my avi sig combo not the bomb diggidy

[midgetonadonkey]

Your avatar is great but the sig is just ok.

[Trainwreck2100]

Your avatar is great but the sig is just ok.

Aight give me a sec

[Trainwreck2100]

Midge, is my avi sig combo not the bomb diggidy

???

[midgetonadonkey]

haha It is now officially the bomb diggidy.

[Trainwreck2100]

you damn right it is

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/CatWasher.gif

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/post-1-1145902276.gif

I love me some animated gifs.

[midgetonadonkey]

The midge is a changed man. For the better, I doubt it, but I purposefully pulled up a Justin Timberlake video on youtube so I can watch it.

I feel sick to my stomach. The song is catchy. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[midgetonadonkey]

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I never wanted to like a Justin Timberlake song. It just kind of happened.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

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[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRuerc7OSlk

I just watched this. I feel a little better now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start being proud of my stomach. Sure it has some size to it but it's beautiful and I'm beautiful. Nothing but skin tight shirts for me from now on.

[midgetonadonkey]

The ladies love big bellied mexicans with beards.

[ashbeeigh]

goddamn it. almost on the 2nd page?

[midgetonadonkey]

I would enjoy some nachos right now.

[Squid]

Where the fuck in CuckingFunt?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hell yes!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJr8WRwQ83M

[ashbeeigh]

what the crap? I tried to log out and it didn't clear my cookies. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Where the fuck in CuckingFunt?CuckingFunt had a weekend visitor and was, therefore, busy. :spin

[Trainwreck2100]

midge, be honest did you link my sig to other websites.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rockin' till I retire
Now we rock the party and come correct
All cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect

They called us ill, we're gettin iller,
There's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson and this is not "Thriller"
It's one def rapper, I know I can hang
I'm Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang
Roll to the rock, rock to the roll
DMC stands for devestating mic control
You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
And I even made the devil sell me his soul

Now we crash through walls, cut through floors
Bust through ceilings and knock down doors
And when we're on the tape, we're fresh out the box
You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks
For every living person we're a verbal treat
It's me and DMC, Jay where's the beat?

Now we're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
I'm DMC, I rock and roll, I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule
It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool
It's all brand new, never ever old school

You've got the music in your body and you can't comprehend
When your mind won't wiggle and your knees won't bend
Music ain't nothin but a people's jam
It's DJ Run, DMC rockin without a band

Now I walked on ice and never fell
I spend my time in a plush hotel
I stood on many stages, held many mics
Take airplane flights, at huge heights
So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please
Cause when he jumps high, I'm pulling down weeds
Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees
Is it hard to believe it's Run-DMC

I am from, around the way
And Run goes to school, every day
And Jay plays the records he has to play
And we get down with no delay, HEY!
I rock the party with the words I speak
And Run says the rhymes that are unique
And Jay cuts the records every day of the week
And we are the crew that can never be beat
So don't try to diss me, try to be my friend
Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end
The rhymes we say, shall set a trend
Because a devestating rap is what we send

Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us but we're not the Beatles
My name is Darryl, you can call him D
You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean

Like we said before, we rock hardcore
I'm DJ Run, I can scratch. I'm DMC, I can draw
And now we got the knack, to attract
Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac
We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot
When it comes to rock, give it all we got
To be MC's, we got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
We're cool cool cats, it's like that
That's the way it is, so stay the hell back
We're causin' hard times, for sucker MC's
Cause they don't make no songs like these
PERIOD!

[Fillmoe]

Piss Set Runs This Bitch!

[ORION]

I leave for Tampa on sunday. Does anyone have some tips as to what to do while I'm there ? Are there any cows there ?

[Richard Cranium]

Enjoy the weather.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u4hjHBhM3ZE

oh, baby.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I want to playyyyyyyy!!!!

[tlongII]

I leave for Tampa on sunday. Does anyone have some tips as to what to do while I'm there ? Are there any cows there ?


It is very comman to look at boobage while in Tampa.

[batman2883]

i told the witch doctor i was in love with you
and then the witch doctor he told me what to do
and he said ooo eee oooo ah ah ting tang whata whata bing bang

[Silver21_Black20]

My fucking car broke down on the damn highway this morning.

[ShoogarBear]

That whole fill-up-the-gas-tank thingy can be tricky.

[Silver21_Black20]

It is more than that. It had to be towed to a mechanics shop.

[ShoogarBear]

If I was a mechanic, I'd say that, too.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Did you use Johnny Blaze's mechanic? How old is your car?

[Silver21_Black20]

If I was a mechanic, I'd say that, too.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Did you use Johnny Blaze's mechanic? How old is your car?

I hope it is nothing serious.

No, I didn't take it to JBs mechanic. I went to a place on Culebra.

My car is a '99.

[midgetonadonkey]

Were you the one I saw standing there at the exit to 90 East? Maybe I should've stopped to see if you needed help.

[Silver21_Black20]

Were you the one I saw standing there at the exit to 90 East? Maybe I should've stopped to see if you needed help.

Yea...thanks for the help. :pctoss

Mechanic just called and said it is the timing belt, $225-250.

[angel_luv]

My car broke down on the highway this morning.

I'm sorry to hear that!

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm sorry to hear that!

:lol You didn't edit my post.

[ashbeeigh]

Were you the one I saw standing there at the exit to 90 East? Maybe I should've stopped to see if you needed help.

You saw a tall Mexican and it didn't click that it might be SB? Wow.

[Silver21_Black20]

You saw a giant Mexican and it didn't click that it might be SB? Wow.

Oh Hell Naw ...

[angel_luv]

:lol You didn't edit my post.


I was too concerned about your well being. I'll fix it now though. :)

[ashbeeigh]

Oh Hell Naw ...

As in...why didn't he stop?

[angel_luv]

My car broke down on the highway this morning.


I'm sorry to hear that!


Fixed! :)

[Silver21_Black20]

As in...why didn't he stop?

As in...don't call me a giant Mexican.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fixed! :)

You are too funny.

Ready for the _odeo? Ugh...I can't even say it.

[ashbeeigh]

You saw a tall Mexican and it didn't click that it might be SB? Wow.

fixed

[midgetonadonkey]

lol SilBlack not taking shit today. I like this side of you.

[angel_luv]

You are too funny.

Ready for the _odeo? Ugh...I can't even say it.


No balloons. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

No balloons. :)

Haha...aw...I forgot about that.

[Silver21_Black20]

lol SilBlack not taking shit today. I like this side of you.

Well shit...I'm not that tall.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well shit...I'm not that tall.

I think you are perfect. Would you go out on a date with me?

[Silver21_Black20]

I think you are perfect. Would you go out on a date with me?

Really?

[midgetonadonkey]

Really?

I'm serious. I want to pick you up, take you to dinner and watch a movie with you.

[angel_luv]

Midge's good taste in dates shows excellent judgement, Sil. I vote you say yes. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm serious. I want to pick you up, take you to dinner and watch a movie with you.

When?

[midgetonadonkey]

How about tonight?

[Silver21_Black20]

Tonight is good.

[Kori Ellis]

Sandra + Midge = Love Connection.

[midgetonadonkey]

Tonight is good.

Woo Hoo!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Does 9pm sound ok?

[Silver21_Black20]

9pm :tu

[Mr Dio]

Hit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to read tomorrow about some ass slapping, hair pulling and serious name calling.

OH, and I also want to read what you did Midge!