Free Quattro Razor (2) [Archive] - Page 3

Trainwreck2100

11-15-2006, 12:56 AM

I bet trainwreck gets plenty of ass, it's just a front to find people who feel sorry for him.

No man would lie about being a virgin

ashbeeigh

11-15-2006, 12:56 AM

This is most probable.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 12:57 AM

No man would lie about being a virgin

That's the truth.

I can get you laid for just over $100. Let me know if you are interested.

ashbeeigh

11-15-2006, 12:58 AM

$150 for an essay and a lay. No promises on if either good or not. -midgetonadonkey

Trainwreck2100

11-15-2006, 12:59 AM

That's the truth.

I can get you laid for just over $100. Let me know if you are interested.

That's great, entrepenuership is the backbone of the economy, but I don't have $100

Trainwreck2100

11-15-2006, 12:59 AM

That's great, entrepenuership is the backbone of the economy, but I don't have $100

I just pwned myself right here

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 01:00 AM

$150 for an essay and a lay. No promises on if either good or not. -midgetonadonkey

It would be good, believe me. I got my English degree while drinking a 12 pack a night and smoking an ounce a week. I could out-write anyone in this country.

Jekka

11-15-2006, 01:05 AM

You always struck me as the Philosophy major type, midge.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 01:10 AM

You always struck me as the Philosophy major type, midge.

Hell no. A philosophy degree is a bigger dead end than an English degree. I did take several philosophy classes but I never wanted to get the degree.

Jekka

11-15-2006, 01:15 AM

Practicality blows.

RashoFan

11-15-2006, 01:18 AM

Are they awesome?

My allergies are killing me for the last few days. WTF is in the air?!? :ihit I woke up with swollen eyes for the last three days. :dizzy
I think so! I have had congestion for about 2 weeks now and I tried a "cheaper version" of the nasal strips for 2 nights and I have slept so much better. :sleep I will have to keep a box on hand at all times at the Fire Station, when I do an overnight shift.

ShoogarBear

11-15-2006, 01:22 AM

If you had a fantasy team would you name it "The Shoog Knights"???

Hadn't thought about that name before.

Then could I go kill the Notorious H.O.P.?

ShoogarBear

11-15-2006, 01:23 AM

Art History majors rule.

Hilter was an Art History major.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 01:30 AM

So I'm watching ESPN and there's a commercial for "Jared" where the guy brings the bitch a gold bracelet. And the family is so awed by it, here's thing thing, isn't a gift a gold basically saying "This bitch belongs to me and she blows me really good and will probably do anything I tell her including anal cause I bought her a goddamn gold bracelet" So should the family really be happy about this???Damn. You need to get laid.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 01:31 AM

Art History majors rule.

Hilter was an Art History major.I plan to be an Art History major in Fall 2007.

ShoogarBear

11-15-2006, 01:44 AM

Does that mean you'll be starting school, or graduating?

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 01:46 AM

Does that mean you'll be starting school, or graduating?Triumphant return to school after a "just gonna take a semester off to settle a few things" break turned into nine years.

timvp

11-15-2006, 01:56 AM

I think I am dying. Seriously. I get drunk off my azz from half a bud light nowadays. Seriously what is wrong with me? I think I have a dislocated liver. I've been known to be able to down a courvoisier bottle or two but as of the last two months I get drunk off of a sip of alcohol.

What is wrong with me? :depressed

timvp

11-15-2006, 01:57 AM

I'm talking half of a bud light and I can't drive.

Party troll

11-15-2006, 01:59 AM

shit, party with me and you'll forget you ever had an alcohol tolerance problem.

Condemned 2 HelLA

11-15-2006, 02:19 AM

Oh joy. 2500 posts.

And you have yet to create one that has any kind of informative or entertaining value.
Way to keep that streak alive!

Condemned 2 HelLA

11-15-2006, 02:48 AM

Johnny Blaze,
your presence is required in the Troll form at your earliest convenience.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 09:59 AM

The New Midge is back.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 09:59 AM

I want to apologize to everyone for all of my insensitive, racist, crude, sexist, tactless comments over the past couple of years.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 10:00 AM

I keep getting the many Midges mixed up -- is New Midge the good one, or the bad one?

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 10:02 AM

The new midge is sensitive to all issues. He is heartfelt and kind.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 10:04 AM

The new midge is sensitive to all issues. He is heartfelt and kind.Oh, him.

Well... that's good. I guess.

:depressed

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 10:14 AM

It is excellent. I just want to spread joy and positivity.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 10:14 AM

Jesus loves you CuckingFunt.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 10:14 AM

He loves you long time.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:16 AM

Midget.
I love you.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:17 AM

I love you too Obi. It's been a long time.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:18 AM

The new midge is sensitive to all issues. He is heartfelt and kind.

is the midge still fucking fat girls?
is the midge still on the wagon?

who is this strange new 'sensitive' midge?

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:20 AM

I love you too Obi. It's been a long time.

oh far far too long.

nice sig New Midge.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:22 AM

midgetonadonkey fell off the wagon and it left him laying on the road. It is now nowhere to be found.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:23 AM

damn. makes you wonder who is driving that wagon.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:27 AM

damn. makes you wonder who is driving that wagon.

Batman was driving it drunk.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:30 AM

well that explains alot.
i'm sure he was taking al lthe dressed to impress folks down to whatever club he's pimpin this week and had to bump you off the back for wearing tennies.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:30 AM

The New Midge does not "fuck fat chicks", I make love to pleasantly plump females.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:33 AM

well that explains alot.
i'm sure he was taking al lthe dressed to impress folks down to whatever club he's pimpin this week and had to bump you off the back for wearing tennies.

Oh well. midgetonadonkey didn't want to go where the wagon was going anyway.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:34 AM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (1 members and 1 guests)
The New Midge

Hi guest. You are always welcome.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:34 AM

wow. New Midge really is a new midge... he said "make love".

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:37 AM

I just don't know what to say when I mention anal sex anymore. Should I say making butt love?

Actually, that is a very crass topic. I apologize.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 10:39 AM

I just don't know what to say when I mention anal sex anymore. Should I say making butt love?

Actually, that is a very crass topic. I apologize.

Pooper pushing?

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:40 AM

I just don't know what to say when I mention anal sex anymore. Should I say making butt love?

Actually, that is a very crass topic. I apologize.

you could say 'exploring other avenues of pleasure'.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 10:41 AM

you could say 'exploring other avenues of pleasure'.

Too long.

Rear end worship?

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 10:52 AM

I think I'm going to volunteer at a homeless shelter.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 10:58 AM

Too long.

Rear end worship?

bun lovin?

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:00 AM

bun lovin?

http://www.joeydaytona.com/doughboy.gif

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:01 AM

A purse has just been turned in to the lost and found. midgetonadonkey would've already rummaged through it and taking everything of value, but I have contacted University Police and had it turned in to the police, where it is safe from assholes like him.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:01 AM

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:02 AM

UPD better not.

Melmart1

11-15-2006, 11:03 AM

There is no need for the New Midge. The Old Midge just needs to use some common sense.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:04 AM

you could say 'exploring other avenues of pleasure'.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7425/bseckscc6.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:04 AM

The New Midge's new signature.

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/8868/kfedgj7.jpg

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:07 AM

There is no need for the New Midge. The Old Midge just needs to use some common sense.

Actually I'm starting to like the new midge.

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 11:07 AM

The New Midge's new signature.

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/8868/kfedgj7.jpg

:lmao thats just fucked up.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:11 AM

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7425/bseckscc6.jpgDamn that's unattractive.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:11 AM

Damn that's unattractive.

Really? I find it hot for some reason.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:12 AM

Really? I find it hot for some reason.

The possibility of "bun love" happening, maybe?

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:14 AM

I've always thought Britney Spears was hot. Even now in her white trash phase.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:14 AM

Actually, I doubt it's a phase.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:16 AM

I've always thought Britney Spears was hot. Even now in her white trash phase.

You're no New Midge.

The New Midge would have gently called her a "country bumpkin" or something.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:16 AM

Fucking poser.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:17 AM

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/religion/f0505s.jpg

Give me Vulgar Midge or give me Death!

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:18 AM

You're no New Midge.

The New Midge would have gently called her a "country bumpkin" or something.

You are right. I'm sorry Britney Spears.

This is going to take some getting used to.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:19 AM

I've always thought Britney Spears was hot. Even now in her white trash phase.Boring.

I would most definitely not hit it.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:19 AM

Give me Vulgar Midge or give me Death!

:clap

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:21 AM

Boring.

I would most definitely not hit it.

How awkward would it be if you're were fucking Britney Spears and called her Christina Aguilera instead?

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:22 AM

Actually, I think I can live with Midge 2.0.

But if I find out that there's also a kinder, gentler Squid... I may have to boycott.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:22 AM

How awkward would it be if you're were fucking Britney Spears and called her Christina Aguilera instead?Ew. I wouldn't hit that either.

The New Midge

11-15-2006, 11:23 AM

Actually, I think I can live with Midge 2.0.

But if I find out that there's also a kinder, gentler Squid... I may have to boycott.

Squid doesn't know how to be kind and gentle. You should know that first hand.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 11:25 AM

Fuck, I can't keep that shit up.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 11:26 AM

I'll just take Mel's advice and use a little common sense.

God, I love that fucking dyke.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 11:26 AM

Fuck, I can't keep that shit up.That was even quicker than I expected.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 11:27 AM

That was even quicker than I expected.

I found myself actually being nice in person. I can't have that. I gots to keep it gangsta.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:28 AM

I found myself actually being nice in person. I can't have that. I gots to keep it gangsta.

I think as penance, you should fondle the next person that walks by you.

Now where the hell is jman?

ShoogarBear

11-15-2006, 11:31 AM

ObiwanGinobili

11-15-2006, 11:32 AM

Fuck, I can't keep that shit up.

thanl fucking god!

actaully i thought you might go till noon.

ShoogarBear

11-15-2006, 11:34 AM

Meet the new midge
Same as the old midge

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 11:34 AM

Meet the new midge
Same as the old midge

Only sexier.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 11:34 AM

Soft.

Softer for not posting what he was actually thinking.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 12:07 PM

I think I have some anal leakage dripping down my leg.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-15-2006, 12:10 PM

I think I have some anal leakage dripping down my leg.

http://www.laughdome.com/foxx_ass.gif

God Bless his smutty soul.

Melmart1

11-15-2006, 12:13 PM

I'll just take Mel's advice and use a little common sense.

God, I love that fucking dyke.
Thank God!

And I love you too, you crass bastard.

TheQuattro

11-15-2006, 12:52 PM

I love you all too!!

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 01:46 PM

I'm too efficient for my own good.

Having all of my work for the month done by the 15th is loads of fun today, but I bet it will be just boring by tomorrow.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 02:04 PM

Fuck work.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 02:06 PM

Work can bite me.

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Can I? :eyebrows

midgetonadonkey

11-15-2006, 02:08 PM

I just saw someone who looked exactly like a friend of mine that died back in 2000. Maybe he is haunting me.

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 02:09 PM

Can I? :eyebrows

Frankly, I'd be insulted if you didn't.

Condemned 2 HelLA

11-15-2006, 02:44 PM

I just saw someone who looked exactly like a friend of mine that died back in 2000. Maybe he is haunting me.

Further proof that the dead will one day all return from the grave.
Stockpile your weapons, ammo and rations now!

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 02:53 PM

There is a special place in hell reserved for people who call up and demand that you pull/copy several items from their file immediately because they need it NOW NOW NOW, and then tell you they'll be in Friday to pick it up when you call back to tell them you've dropped everything and gotten it all ready.

Condemned 2 HelLA

11-15-2006, 03:46 PM

A Fantasy Soap Opera League?!?!?
What the fuck is this world coming to?!?!?!!?

CuckingFunt

11-15-2006, 03:52 PM

I'm chilly.

Spartacus

11-15-2006, 05:07 PM

I'm Spartacus!!

ashbeeigh

11-15-2006, 05:09 PM

I'm dropping out. That's it. Student Activities can go fuck themselves.

batman2883

11-15-2006, 05:42 PM

im batman and i love melissa martinez with all my heart

jman3000

11-15-2006, 06:26 PM

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/601/51333991bvh7.jpg

jman3000

11-15-2006, 06:27 PM

i really don't want to part with my copy of goldeneye... any other options?

RashoFan

11-15-2006, 11:03 PM

I am gonna say that "I burned my girlfriend's cooter" story is Bullshit. Butter in the microwave for 8 mins...yeah right.

Das Texan

11-16-2006, 12:53 AM

gotta love the kindergarten...err i mean vestibule.

Marklar MM

11-16-2006, 12:57 AM

I am gonna say that "I burned my girlfriend's cooter" story is Bullshit. Butter in the microwave for 8 mins...yeah right.

LOL...I think it was exaggeration, but who the hell uses butter?

batman2883

11-16-2006, 12:33 PM

yo momma uses butter

Marklar MM

11-16-2006, 12:34 PM

yo momma uses butter

I use butter on my biscuits...she uses it to oil her body up nice and shiny.

batman2883

11-16-2006, 12:40 PM

thats just nasty marklar!!!!

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:45 PM

ended up just giving her my rumble pak.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:46 PM

sandra hasn't posted in a week... i hear she's got the AIDS.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 12:50 PM

The AIDS? What the fuck?

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:51 PM

she had sex with too many gay males. russian roulette... russian roulette....

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 12:52 PM

The AIDS is a common midge phrase that's been used by me since early 90. Why are you stealing my material?

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 12:53 PM

I got detention in 6th grade because I told everyone I was absent from school because I caught the aids.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:54 PM

The AIDS is a common midge phrase that's been used by me since early 90. Why are you stealing my material?
ummm... because you weren't the first to use it perhaps? obviously i stole it from someone... i just doubt that someone was you.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 12:54 PM

You make a valid point.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:56 PM

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/2320/perceptualsetju9.jpg

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 12:58 PM

AIDS is funny.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 12:59 PM

i think anything that attacks your immune system can be considered funny.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:02 PM

o photoshop phriday how i've missed you...

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/1598/kinggonadae5.jpg

The New Midge

11-16-2006, 01:02 PM

AIDS is funny.

That's terrible. A horrible thing to say. How would Greg Louganis' family feel about a heartless comment like that?

ObiwanGinobili

11-16-2006, 01:11 PM

whoa. i thought new midge was a passing fad.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:13 PM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:14 PM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

somebody needs to spend less time reading this thread and more time picking somebody up so they can get something to eat.....

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:33 PM

I was late to work today.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:34 PM

i dont know what it is but midget should have a gwar ticket by now

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:35 PM

i dont know what it is but midget should have a gwar ticket by now
isn't it gonna be at the white rabbit? that fucker is gonna be packed.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:37 PM

i dont know what it is but yeah its probably sold out by now

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:39 PM

i heard they might make a special stage outside to accommodate all the people... so you never know.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:39 PM

isn't it gonna be at the white rabbit? that fucker is gonna be packed like my asshole on a Friday night.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:40 PM

How the fuck would people outside see a show inside? If they do something lame like that I'm going to be pissed

ashbeeigh

11-16-2006, 01:41 PM

AIDS is funny.

I even find it amusing. I don't enjoy this new midge.

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:41 PM

^^^ fag night is wednesday... remember?

ashbeeigh

11-16-2006, 01:42 PM

shut up jman. Your joke sucked.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:42 PM

so midge you're telling me you wussed out of GWAR?

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:42 PM

Doesn't White Rabbit already have two stages?

jman3000

11-16-2006, 01:42 PM

How the fuck would people outside see a show inside? If they do something lame like that I'm going to be pissed
i meant like make the whole show outside... just something i heard... rabbit is a pretty small place to have gwar.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:44 PM

so midge you're telling me you wussed out of GWAR?

Midge is just waiting to come across some cash, which should be on Saturday or Sunday.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:44 PM

the new gwar album fucking rules, they get owned by the Nazi Pope, nuked straight to hell, then have to traverse the gates of hell and fight Satan to regain their Antarctic fortress.

Its just as good, maybe a little better than 2004's War Party. Just as metal, but overall the songs are better.

midgetonadonkey

11-16-2006, 01:44 PM

People underestimate the brokeness that is Midge.

Oscar DeLa

11-16-2006, 01:45 PM

I bet they have a Nazi Pope and "Jitler" at the show

ObiwanGinobili

11-16-2006, 01:54 PM

isn;t gwar next Friday?

btw- this is classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI

Marklar MM

11-16-2006, 03:02 PM

I hate when they show these chicks for those love sites.
http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/blonde_lookaround2_430x600.jpg

Condemned 2 HelLA

11-16-2006, 03:06 PM

How many folks do you think they'd reel in if the used Grossie McDonnel?!?!?!?
Maybe the chubby-chaser set, but apart from that, no one would go there.

ashbeeigh

11-16-2006, 09:40 PM

The root of the word hippocampus is "hippo." "Hippo" means horse. The hippocampus is shaped like a seahorse. 9 more hours of psychology and i just realized this. And how the hell did the quattro end up on page fucking 2?

CuckingFunt

11-17-2006, 02:09 AM

Bloody hell.

jman3000

11-17-2006, 02:12 PM

i think somebody farted... it smells like shit all of a sudden... jesus.

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 02:20 PM

Fuck You All!!

jman3000

11-17-2006, 02:21 PM

i think somebody farted... it smells like shit all of a sudden... jesus.

CuckingFunt

11-17-2006, 02:44 PM

Fuck You All!!
Who's All?

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 03:01 PM

Who's All?

Not you, of course.

CuckingFunt

11-17-2006, 03:02 PM

Not you, of course.
Nifty! :spin

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-17-2006, 03:03 PM

Fuck You All!!

Well, I am free until 6 p.m. tonight....

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 03:48 PM

Well, I am free until 6 p.m. tonight....

Hmm...I'm busy getting ready for work. This will be discussed at a later time. :D

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-17-2006, 03:50 PM

Hmm...I'm busy getting ready for work.

I could help you with that.

This will be discussed at a later time. :D

Damn straight.

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 03:55 PM

I could help you with that.

You wouldn't have to help with much. Just brushing my hair and changing me into my work clothes.

jman3000

11-17-2006, 03:58 PM

mmmm... sunsilk...

:drool:

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-17-2006, 04:02 PM

You wouldn't have to help with much. Just brushing my hair and changing me into my work clothes.

Well, at least I'd know the easiest way to get you out of them quicker.

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 04:13 PM

mmmm... sunsilk...

:drool:

The pink bottle.

jman3000

11-17-2006, 04:13 PM

it probably smells bad... like ... hamburgers...

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 04:18 PM

Well, at least I'd know the easiest way to get you out of them quicker.

Plan ahead Blaze, plan ahead. :tu

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 04:48 PM

Where the hell is midgetona :donkey?

midgetonadonkey

11-17-2006, 05:01 PM

I saw bush today.

midgetonadonkey

11-17-2006, 05:01 PM

Where the hell is midgetona :donkey?

I'm here now. Did you miss me?

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-17-2006, 05:02 PM

And here I was about to respond to SB2120 that Midge was probably blowing Batman for VIP passes at whatever club he's whoring this week.

Silver21_Black20

11-17-2006, 05:04 PM

I'm here now. Did you miss me?

Nope. I just wanted to use the :donkey emoticon.

CuckingFunt

11-17-2006, 05:12 PM

I saw bush today.
I did too.

It was my own, though, so... big whoop.

midgetonadonkey

11-17-2006, 05:20 PM

Nope. I just wanted to use the :donkey emoticon.

Que gatcho!

CuckingFunt

11-17-2006, 08:14 PM

Haagen-Dazs' Mayan Chocolate ice cream is fucking orgasmic.

MannyIsGod

11-17-2006, 08:41 PM

:lmao Brent Barry's commercial for HEB is hillarious.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-17-2006, 09:23 PM

Man, I've got Al Green songs stuck in my head.

Funky.

midgetonadonkey

11-17-2006, 09:29 PM

I've had Gregory Issacs' "My Number One" in my head all day.

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 01:59 AM

Man, I've got Al Green songs stuck in my head.

Funky.I am currently listening to Al Green, so I will undoubtedly have Al Green songs stuck in my head tomorrow.

Marklar MM

11-18-2006, 02:00 AM

Fuck itchy balls

Squid

11-18-2006, 02:04 AM

Fuck itchy balls

Itchy Balls>>Itchy Asshole

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 02:07 AM

Where do itchy tentacles rank?

Squid

11-18-2006, 02:08 AM

Where do itchy tentacles rank?

Itchy tentacles suck more than anything. I always regret fucking that Japanese Jellyfish. I've been itching ever since.

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 02:11 AM

Gotta use protection with ALL the sea creatures, Squid. I don't care how much they shake their fins in your face.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:14 AM

I am currently listening to Al Green, so I will undoubtedly have Al Green songs stuck in my head tomorrow.And I am thinking of having hot grits for breakfast tomorrow.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:16 AM

And I am thinking of having hot grits for breakfast tomorrow.

:lmao

I read that line as:

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

:lmao

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:17 AM

I don't think I've ever had a grit.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:17 AM

I don't think I've ever had a grit.

They taste like oatmeal mixed with sand.

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:20 AM

That doesn't sound too good. What the fuck is a grit anyway?

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:21 AM

:lmao

I read that line as:

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

:lmaoI like the way you think.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:22 AM

That doesn't sound too good. What the fuck is a grit anyway?

Grits is a type of maize porridge and a food common in the Southern United States and southern Manchuria (where it is called gezi in Mandarin) consisting of coarsely ground corn, traditionally by a stone mill. The results are passed through screens, with the finer part being corn meal, and the coarser being grits. Many communities in the Southern U.S. had a gristmill until the mid-20th century, with families bringing their own corn to be ground, and the miller retaining a portion of the corn for his fee. Grits aficionados still prefer stone ground grits, although modern commercial milling companies prefer other methods.

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 02:22 AM

And I am thinking of having hot girls for breakfast tomorrow.

Part of a balanced breakfast!

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:23 AM

Kori is smart. I like Kori.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:24 AM

Kori is smart. I like Kori.

I like Midge too. Especially when he's not out of control outside the Quattro.

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 02:24 AM

I'm not a big fan of grits, but they make an excellent weapon.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:24 AM

That doesn't sound too good. What the fuck is a grit anyway?Grits are the coarse part of ground corn.

I would have figured the coarseness aspect would have held some appeal for you.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:26 AM

Grits is a type of maize porridge and a food common in the Southern United States and southern Manchuria (where it is called gezi in Mandarin) consisting of coarsely ground corn, traditionally by a stone mill. The results are passed through screens, with the finer part being corn meal, and the coarser being grits. Many communities in the Southern U.S. had a gristmill until the mid-20th century, with families bringing their own corn to be ground, and the miller retaining a portion of the corn for his fee. Grits aficionados still prefer stone ground grits, although modern commercial milling companies prefer other methods.Koripedia.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:26 AM

Is Kori short for something?

Korileen? Korianne? Koristein?

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:27 AM

Fuck You, Midge.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:27 AM

Is Kori short for something?

Korileen? Korianne? Koristein?

Koristein :lmao

No, it's not short for anything. My sister's name is Lori and my mother thought it might be cute I guess. My middle name is Lin.

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:29 AM

Koristan sounds like a country near Afghanistan. Kori might be a Paki.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:31 AM

KoriDan?

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:38 AM

No, it's not short for anything

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:39 AM

She went to one of those U schools in LA. Either UCLA or USC. Maybe she's related to the guy who got tased yesterday.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:42 AM

She went to one of those U schools in LA. Either UCLA or USC. Maybe she's related to the guy who got tased yesterday.

I went to UCLA, home of the tasering cops.

Please don't think I might have maybe perhaps possibly gone to USC again.

I earned my education, I didn't pay my way into school.

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:43 AM

:lol

My bad Kori. I know nothing except that UCLA and USC people hate each other. You should gouge Chris Duel's eyes out.

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:44 AM

Fuck You, Midge.

I love you too Manny.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:44 AM

I knew some chicks who went to USC. They were hot.

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:44 AM

I like Midge too. Especially when he's not out of control outside the Quattro.

This quote is sig worthy.

ShoogarBear

11-18-2006, 02:44 AM

And, even better, not bright.

Kori Ellis

11-18-2006, 02:45 AM

:lol

My bad Kori. I know nothing except that UCLA and USC people hate each other. You should gouge Chris Duel's eyes out.

:lol

Yeah it's a wonder that I actually like Chris Duel.

Jekka

11-18-2006, 02:45 AM

I went to UCLA, home of the tasering cops.

Please don't think I might have maybe perhaps possibly gone to USC again.

I earned my education, I didn't pay my way into school.
University of Spoiled Children!

midgetonadonkey

11-18-2006, 02:47 AM

University of Spoiled Children!

After working at UTSA for over a year, thats what they should change their name to.

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:48 AM

:lmao

I read that last post as U of Spoiled Chicken.

MannyIsGod

11-18-2006, 02:48 AM

After working at UTSA for over a year, thats what they should change their name to.Fuck that, how about University of Terminally Stupid Americans.

Jekka

11-18-2006, 02:50 AM

Fuck that, how about University of Terminally Stupid Americans.
:lol that's even better than UTSucksAss - although I would rather call them Assholes than Americans. University of Terminally Stupid Assholes.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-18-2006, 04:34 AM

The Smart Users-Smoke Marijuana

CuckingFunt

11-18-2006, 12:35 PM

Smoove.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI

angel_luv

11-18-2006, 05:57 PM

I get off work in four hours and fifteen minutes and I am off all day tomorrow- my completely free day all week. :clap

Marklar MM

11-18-2006, 10:18 PM

To cope with my sadness of Michigan losing by 3 to Ohio State, I have shotgunned a beer, and now I feel better. Then I ate a banana from a tree.

Das Texan

11-18-2006, 10:30 PM

i hate going to class.

stupid real estate continuing education classes.

LaMarcus Bryant

11-18-2006, 10:31 PM

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

Marklar MM

11-18-2006, 10:33 PM

Yes, it is a children's toy that uses batteries.
http://www.amazon.com/Dora-Aquapet-Explorer-Wild-Planet/dp/B000IM15QI/sr=8-1/qid=1163704307/ref=sr_1_1/104-1413059-2779909?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000IM15QI.01-A1MAQUPG346QEU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41585629_.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-19-2006, 12:38 AM

I read that as "shotgunned a bear."

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 12:39 AM

I read that as "shotgunned a bear."

I don't fuck with bears...they will fuckin eat you.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-19-2006, 12:43 AM

I don't fuck with bears...they will fuckin eat you.

Hence having the shotgun.

dirk4mvp

11-19-2006, 12:46 AM

Bombs over Baghdad

ShoogarBear

11-19-2006, 12:46 AM

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 01:28 AM

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:43 AM

For someone:

Your baby ain't sweet like mine
She got sauce
Your baby ain't sweet like mine
She got sauce ....

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:43 AM

I really dig G Love and Special Sauce. Great music.

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:44 AM

I'm sorry about the Wolverines Marklar. My sister was rooting for them as well.

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 01:44 AM

Bukkakeonadonkey

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:46 AM

I remember when I used to play shoot em up
Shoot em up, bang, bang baby
I remember when I chased the girls and beat em up
But I was young and didn't understand
But now I'm a grown up man
I know girls are made for kissing
Never knew what I was missing
Now my life is not the same
My whole world has been rearranged
I went from cowboys to girls
Oh yes I did
Cowboys to girls

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:50 AM

From 815pm-835pm was the greatest part of the day.

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:51 AM

Green shirt, blue jeans, black flip flops, fake ass Chanel earrings....

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:52 AM

I have the next 9 out of 10 days off. Can anyone say bender??

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:52 AM

The company that makes Olde English "800" love it when I have time off.

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 01:54 AM

lets have a sexy party

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:54 AM

At my best, I ran a 6.9-40.

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:59 AM

http://www.snapdrive.net/public/15345/Clerks3.gif%5DClerks3.gif

Rosario Dawson was hot as hell in Clerks II.

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 01:59 AM

She reminds me of someone.

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 02:02 AM

You rock

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 02:06 AM

I appreciate that comment Markler.

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 02:08 AM

You are very welcome midgit.

midgetonadonkey

11-19-2006, 02:11 AM

I wish I had a daughter. They seem to be fun. Do you have a daughter Marklar?

Marklar MM

11-19-2006, 02:15 AM

I wish I had a daughter. They seem to be fun. Do you have a daughter Marklar?

I have a sister. Does that count?