Free Quattro Razor (2)

[Silver21_Black20]

Of course.

How's it going?

[batman2883]

so many
lies swarming
around you
you're suffercating

[batman2883]

Of course.

How's it going?
oh its going just ya know work work work promoting and stuff

[batman2883]

hows it going for you love?

[batman2883]

man that band kicks ass i love them

[Silver21_Black20]

Cool!

[batman2883]

flyleaf kicks ass

[Silver21_Black20]

hows it going for you love?

Work aswell.

[batman2883]

i just wanna see them in person that girl can sing her ass off

[batman2883]

Work aswell.
how's that working for you

[batman2883]

sometime i cut myself just to watch myself bleed

[batman2883]

other times i just bite my flesh to feel what hannibal lector found so delicious

[batman2883]

when i wake up in the morning
i question the fact if we die a little more when we sleep or not

[batman2883]

what is a dream but our soul wandering off from our body

[batman2883]

damn i would kill for a pair of good spurs tickets damn it!!!!

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha im hallucinating

[Kori Ellis]

Batman is trying to make up for his absence with a random flurry of posts.

Hi Bat!

[batman2883]

i cried the other day when they shot old yeller

[batman2883]

Batman is trying to make up for his absence with a random flurry of posts.

Hi Bat!
thats right i have to come back with a bang

Hi Kori!!!!

[batman2883]

just the other day i was walking through the quarry and bam i saw some juggs, those juggs were so nice they made me cry a little inside

[batman2883]

i need to break 20000 posts already damn it

[Kori Ellis]

thats right i have to come back with a bang

Hi Kori!!!!

Thanks for the drunken New Year's text message:)

[batman2883]

i wanna be in the hall of fame

[batman2883]

Thanks for the drunken New Year's text message:)
its what im good at lol drunkness and text messages

[Kori Ellis]

i need to break 20000 posts already damn it

I will break 50K before you break 20K. Sad Batman Sad.

[batman2883]

when's the next gtg i wanna party like its 2001 and then play some poker

[batman2883]

I will break 50K before you break 20K. Sad Batman Sad.
i had to take a little break ya know recharge the batteries for a charge never seen before

[batman2883]

you know st is always gonna be my home and the club is always gonna be mine!!!

[batman2883]

Does Kira still come on?

[batman2883]

what about matty

[batman2883]

giggity giggity

[Kori Ellis]

you know st is always gonna be my home and the club is always gonna be mine!!!

Batman Rules 2007!

[batman2883]

thanks kori just another thing to add to my sig

[Kori Ellis]

Katy and Matty are here but not super regularly. Katy is on moreso than Matt though.

[batman2883]

cause its true i will rule 2007 !!!!! all hail

[batman2883]

damn those guys fell off huh...im a have to speak with kira about that one s

[batman2883]

alright im fixing to bounce right now ill be back on tonight though

[Kori Ellis]

Are you still being watched at work about your internet access?

[batman2883]

Are you still being watched at work about your internet access?
probably

[batman2883]

2007 will now officially be known as "The Year Of The Bat!!"

[batman2883]

wow this batman charactor is annoying

[batman2883]

tell me about it that fool wont shut the fuck up

[batman2883]

and his vbookie cash is pathetic why dont you freaking bet you bloody fucking moron

[batman2883]

jekka you buttface

[batman2883]

i love cashmere

[batman2883]

thats right i said it

[batman2883]

where is everyone i know the game is on but so what

[batman2883]

i just wanna be not lonely here in the club damn it

[batman2883]

and you wonder why i talk to myself so much god damn it

[batman2883]

i just pooted

[Kori Ellis]

Batman is pulling some kind of Midget activity.

[batman2883]

i need to bleed a goat out just so i can stay warm tonight

[batman2883]

its raining and cold outside

[batman2883]

i was gonna go running but fuck that shiznit

[batman2883]

i may be getting strep throat

[Kori Ellis]

Are you homeless?

[batman2883]

no i have an apartment but i dont feel like putting the heater on .....cause then it gets too hot

[batman2883]

bleeding a goat is perfect its comfortable and then tomorrow i can bbq it...cabrito

[batman2883]

and midget can come over with some mollejas and we can get drunk until the end of days

[batman2883]

i am the very model of a modern major general

[Kori Ellis]

no i have an apartment but i dont feel like putting the heater on .....cause then it gets too hot

LJ doesn't like the heater either because he says it makes him not be able to breathe. But he has himself a woman to keep him warm. Batman needs a Batgirl.

My choice is Silver21Black20 for the role.

[jman3000]

is there another poster who is as pimped out as often as sandra?

[ashbeeigh]

is there another poster who is as pimped out as often as sandra?

Well, when you're as awesome as Sandra, it will happen.

[jman3000]

well i get pimped out pretty often... so that holds no merit.

[midgetonadonkey]

The midge has never been pimped, nor does he need to. The midge does alright.

[ashbeeigh]

well i get pimped out pretty often... so that holds no merit.

On Spurstalk? :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Well, when you're as awesome as Sandra, it will happen.

Geez...I've never been called awesome before. Thanks!

[midgetonadonkey]

I think she wants to lick your taint.

[jman3000]

On Spurstalk? :lmao

yeah... quite a bit.

[Silver21_Black20]

The Quattro is a lover, not a fighter. Although it does love some ball busting every now and then.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah... quite a bit.

link?

[ashbeeigh]

I bet he has them bookmarked. Or printed, in pdf format, bounded ... all at a Office Depot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did any of the "pimping out" translate into pussy?

[ashbeeigh]

I think she wants to lick your taint.

Although she is "awesome," and it may be one of your fantasies, I don't swing that way, one bit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Although she is "awesome," and it may be one of your fantasies, I don't swing that way, one bit.

That's not one of my fantasies. Watching you bleed to death is my fantasy.

[jman3000]

Did any of the "pimping out" translate into pussy?
once... but she swore me to secrecy.

[ashbeeigh]

That's not one of my fantasies. Watching you bleed to death is my fantasy.
:madrun You ruined my good day with that comment. Thanks midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

once... but she swore me to secrecy.

I call bullshit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:madrun You ruined my good day with that comment. Thanks midge.

So if he repeats it in seven minutes, will that make tomorrow bad, too?

[jman3000]

I call bullshit.

and you are correct. the closest i've gotten to getting laid is almost getting raped by a drunk girl at a house party.

[midgetonadonkey]

So you are in Trainwreck's company?

[Silver21_Black20]

and you are correct. the closest i've gotten to getting laid is almost getting raped by a drunk girl at a house party.

Hahaha

[jman3000]

So you are in Trainwreck's company?

might as well be.

[Mr Dio]

So if he repeats it in seven minutes, will that make tomorrow bad, too?


Hi JB! :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

Dio?

[midgetonadonkey]

Dio?

[ashbeeigh]

So if he repeats it in seven minutes, will that make tomorrow bad, too?


No, the getting up at 6:30 and driving to San Marcos ruins the day.

[ashbeeigh]

might as well be.
:cry

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you like anal?

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn you Dio. You say Hi! to JB and not me. :madrun

[Mr Dio]

Damn you Dio. You say Hi! to JB and not me. :madrun

I can't S, you're addicting! :devil

[Mr Dio]

Ashbeeigh, do you like anal?


Ahem!, I believe the man asked you a question Ash!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't S, you're addicting! :devil

How you doin'? :eyebrows

[Mr Dio]

How you doin'? :eyebrows


So I've been away for awhile.
What's latest?
And what is this about u and a job?!?!?!

[Silver21_Black20]

So I've been away for awhile.
What's latest?
And what is this about u and a job?!?!?!

Yup. I have two jobs. No biggie, that's why I'm hardly online but no one notices :(

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard Mr. Dio went on a big shrimping voyage. How many pounds you bring back this season?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup. I have two jobs. No biggie, that's why I'm hardly online but no one notices :(

Who are you?

[Mr Dio]

Yup. I have two jobs. No biggie, that's why I'm hardly online but no one notices :(


So you're a stripper and what else? :clap

[Mr Dio]

I heard Mr. Dio went on a big shrimping voyage. How many pounds you bring back this season?


Dude, I'm 15lbs heavier tham Mook now!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, I'm 15lbs heavier tham Mook now!!!!!!!!

That's a lot of shrimp.

[Silver21_Black20]

So you're a stripper and what else? :clap

I'm not a stripper. However, I do have some moves. ;)

[Mr Dio]

I'm not a stripper. However, I do have some moves. ;)


I don't believe ya!
Ya gotta prove it!


























I just PM'd u my address!

[Mr Dio]

That's a lot of shrimp.


Indeed.
I'm as active as ever now too! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Indeed.
I'm as active as ever now too! :lol

Do you have a lot of stamina too?

[Mr Dio]

Ashbeeigh, do you like anal?


AshB, c'mon, answer!!!!!!!

[Mr Dio]

Do you have a lot of stamina too?


I might need my heart meds but I'll keep up quite fine.

[Kori Ellis]

So you're a stripper and what else? :clap

She's a 'ho. Why do you think I'm always trying to pimp her?

[midgetonadonkey]

I can barely keep up.

[Kori Ellis]

Ashbeeigh, do you like anal?

:lmao

That made me laugh out loud for some reason.

[Mr Dio]

She's a 'ho. Why do you think I'm always trying to pimp her?


She a strawberry Kori??

[Silver21_Black20]

She's a 'ho. Why do you think I'm always trying to pimp her?

Dayum!

If you were a dude, would you do me?

[Kori Ellis]

Dayum!

If you were a dude, would you do me?

Of course! :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

Of course! :eyebrows

Would you do her doggy style?

[Silver21_Black20]

Time to leave the room boys!!

[Kori Ellis]

Would you do her doggy style?

No, I like her face too much.

[Mr Dio]

No, I like her face too much.


That is funny as Shiite!
Would you choke her and slap her?????

[timvp]

Man if the Quattro got Mr Dio, that'd be like the Titans getting Vince Young.

Oh and Dio isn't averse to utilizing the backdoor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just laughed at a Burger King commercial.

[Kori Ellis]

Would you choke her and slap her?????

Only if she begged me to.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is funny as Shiite!
Would you choke her and slap her?????

Damn, that's pretty hardcore stuff. I wanna watch.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just laughed at a Burger King commercial.

Dude, you just totally ruined the moment.

[Silver21_Black20]

Only if she begged me to.

Pretty please!

[Kori Ellis]

Dude, you just totally ruined the moment.

Sandra was masturbating and now she's just thinking of :bking

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, you just totally ruined the moment.

What the hell? It was a funny commercial.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sandra was masturbating and now she's just thinking of :bking

:lmao

[Mr Dio]

Pretty please!


fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! :toast Here's to you ladies!!

Damn, I gotta get the DVD of you 2!?!?! :devil

[Kori Ellis]

Jekka's here now, trying to get in on some Sandra action.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra was masturbating and now she's just thinking of :bking

Uh............nope, still thinking of you!

[Jekka]

Jekka's here now, trying to get in on some Sandra action.
You know it!! :eyebrows

[Kori Ellis]

Uh............nope, still thinking of you!

I guess Midge didn't ruin the moment with his :bking antics.

:eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

:jack

[Kori Ellis]

You know it!! :eyebrows

You can always count on Jekka, Melmart or Cucking Funt to arrive during girl-on-girl talk.

[Jekka]

You can always count on Jekka, Melmart or Cucking Funt to arrive during girl-on-girl talk.
Yeah, it's usually happening while I'm bored off my ass at work. I have to stay entertained and awake.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, it's usually happening while I'm bored off my ass at work. I have to stay entertained and awake.

Where are those lesbian girls tonight anyway?

....

Sandra are you still aroused?

[Silver21_Black20]

Where are those lesbian girls tonight anyway?

....

Sandra are you still aroused?

Now that Jekka is here too...

[midgetonadonkey]

Where are those lesbian girls tonight anyway?

Yeah, where the hell are they?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm surprised Johnny Blaze or Shoog haven't come in here yet.

[Jekka]

Now that Jekka is here too...
Sweet! :eyebrows

[Kori Ellis]

I'm surprised Johnny Blaze or Shoog haven't come in here yet.

I think Shoog is too old to stay up this late.

[Jekka]

Pun intended? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

Good night, lovely ladies of the Quattro!

[CuckingFunt]

Although she is "awesome," and it may be one of your fantasies, I don't swing that way, one bit.The lesbian and bisexual community weeps.

Thank GOD the Kori/Sandra S&M session came along. If not for that (and AHF's new signature) us girls would be lost.

[Melmart1]

:pctoss

Got damnit! I go to sleep early and miss all the girl-on-girl action last night! Screw being a respectable citizen who falls asleep after Letterman!

:pctoss

[batman2883]

sandra makes me giggle

[batman2883]

what the hell am i doing here

[batman2883]

i dont belong here

[batman2883]

im not suppose to be ehre

[batman2883]

where have all the cowgirls gone

[batman2883]

they use to make me laugh and play on our playground

[batman2883]

but now they are just a bitter cry off in a distance

[batman2883]

so yeah the plan is i will take kori's press pass and watch the game tomorrow

[batman2883]

shut up batman you're gonna give away our plot

[batman2883]

then ill be able to watch the game and I will be so happy!!!!

[batman2883]

you mean we will be so happy....

[batman2883]

but of course we shall be so happy

[batman2883]

so now for the encore....i want to get tickets for norah jones when she comes

[batman2883]

and the quite possibly go see the killers

[batman2883]

with all due respect batman...fuck you

[batman2883]

with all due respect batman...fuck you
excuse me sir i found that comment not only to be harsh but to be extremely offensive now apologize

[batman2883]

excuse me sir i found that comment not only to be harsh but to be extremely offensive now apologize
I'm quite sorry sir, it was out of line and i shouldnt have said it

[batman2883]

I'm quite sorry sir, it was out of line and i shouldnt have said it
No sir, you still have not apologized i know you're sorry now apologize god damn it

[batman2883]

i will eat your soul

[batman2883]

dane cook is the man

[batman2883]

i am windextor, i shall cleanse your soul!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

dane cook is the man

Dane Cook is a fucking unfunny homo.

[batman2883]

why are you dane cook hater you puta

[batman2883]

dane cook vicious circle is fucking hilarious its a blasty blast

[batman2883]

moving to the country
gonna eat me a lot of peaches

[batman2883]

and then his mouth tasted like buttermilk

[midgetonadonkey]

dane cook vicious circle is fucking hilarious its a blasty blast

I gave it a shot once. I saw through 20 minutes of it and didn't laugh once. He is just a fucking dildo that is completely over rated as a comic.

[batman2883]

always remember the golden rule
never fuck with the people who serve you your food

[batman2883]

I gave it a shot once. I saw through 20 minutes of it and didn't laugh once. He is just a fucking dildo that is completely over rated as a comic.
sorry but i went out and bought it, its hilarious especially that scene with the athiest

[batman2883]

maybe you just have no sense of humor in your body you hating bastardo

[batman2883]

man boondock saints is the bomb

[midgetonadonkey]

sorry but i went out and bought it, its hilarious especially that scene with the athiest

That makes you gay.

[batman2883]

i wonder if kori will give me another spur just for being batman2883

[midgetonadonkey]

maybe you just have no sense of humor in your body you hating bastardo

I have a sense of humor. I find Norm MacDonald hilarious.

[batman2883]

That makes you gay.
that makes you a piece of shit motherfreaker who cant laugh at lifes simply pleasures

[batman2883]

I have a sense of humor. I find Norm MacDonald hilarious.
he's pretty damn boring

[batman2883]

melly !!!

[batman2883]

you sandbagging sonofabitch

[batman2883]

man spurfect would get it

[batman2883]

if she was a girl that is

[batman2883]

midge why dont you just understand you're a good for nothing piece of turd and you should be strapped down to a chair at bellvue?:

[batman2883]

viva la revolucion

[batman2883]

long live the bats!!!!

[batman2883]

i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it, i like to ....move it

[batman2883]

ohhhh sugar honey ice tea

[batman2883]

i was just jerkin my mcglerkin

[batman2883]

and the it said hey how was your day and i said fine thanks for asking

[batman2883]

i miss everybody where is ryan, where is sandra, where is lucy, where is preston hollow??? where is kira?!?!

[batman2883]

i once farted in my friends face while he slept one early morning, and he said mmm i love the taste of barbacoa in the morning

[batman2883]

i once farted in my friends face while he slept one early morning, and he said mmm i love the taste of barbacoa in the morning
but the joke was on him cause it wasnt barbacoa it was carne guisada with cheese....

-horry

[batman2883]

slap me hard and call me susie

[batman2883]

i slapped shakira's a** once, and rumor has it, its still jiggling

[ORION]

batman is the reason why they invented boystown

[ORION]

i once farted in my friends face while he slept one early morning, and he said mmm i love the taste of barbacoa in the morning
I said migas you jack ass

[midgetonadonkey]

Migas are good.

[ORION]

Migas are good.
and machacado ! Also Fish tacos are fantastic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fish tacos don't sound good at all.

[ORION]

Fish tacos don't sound good at all.
trust me they are. I'm leaving for San Diego on Sunday so I'll be hitting up the taco stands and I hope this time they have lobster tacos. I love San Diego last time. The women ! Man I swear I shook tree and 3 fine women fell out of it.

[Everybody Wants Some]

whats up

[angel_luv]

trust me they are. I'm leaving for San Diego on Sunday so I'll be hitting up the taco stands and I hope this time they have lobster tacos. I love San Diego last time. The women ! Man I swear I shook tree and 3 fine women fell out of it.


One of my co-workers said fish tacos were good. Until the other day I had never heard of them.

[Mr Dio]

Rubio's used to be good for fish tacos.

Get some carne asada out there. It can be really diff than the stuff here when u do find it.
Hit up Albertos in SD county. The sign used to have a guy dressed in white with a sombrero pulled down real low over the face holding out a plate.

[ORION]

One of my co-workers said fish tacos were good. Until the other day I had never heard of them.
me too ! Fish tacos means something completly different from what I learned. The fish tacos here do not taste anything like the ones in California. I hope they have lobster tacos this time

[ORION]

Rubio's used to be good for fish tacos.

Get some carne asada out there. It can be really diff than the stuff here when u do find it.
Hit up Albertos in SD county. The sign used to have a guy dressed in white with a sombrero pulled down real low over the face holding out a plate.
I didn't have a chance to go to Albertos last time but this time I'm going to make it a point to go. Also get me some In and Out burger. Mexican food in general over there is much better. It reminds me of home cooked mexican food and non of this tex-mex crap

[1369]

trust me they are. I'm leaving for San Diego on Sunday so I'll be hitting up the taco stands and I hope this time they have lobster tacos. I love San Diego last time. The women ! Man I swear I shook tree and 3 fine women fell out of it.

For fish tacos, head here (http://www.tacosurf.com/)

[ORION]

For fish tacos, head here (http://www.tacosurf.com/)
I wish I could go but I'll be stuck in the San Diego area.

[batman2883]

orion is a fish taco promoter dont fall for his tricks

[batman2883]

he just wants you to go buy fish tacos to make a profit off you all

[batman2883]

he gets 5 dollars for every fish taco sold in america

[batman2883]

i get 2 cents for every king kong nacho sold

[batman2883]

if i could change the world

[batman2883]

i would put u and i next to each other in the alphabet

[batman2883]

sandra

[batman2883]

dang bill millers gots me sick

[batman2883]

20 20 20 4 hours to gooooo i wanna be sedated

[batman2883]

nothing to do nowhere to goooooooo
i wanna be sedated

[batman2883]

i dont practice santeria

[batman2883]

i aint got no crystal ball

[batman2883]

well i had a million dollars but id.....

[batman2883]

id spent it all

[batman2883]

if i could find that heina

[batman2883]

and that sancho that she's found

[batman2883]

well i'd pop a cap in sancho and id slap her
downnnnnnnn

[batman2883]

what i really wanna know my baby

[batman2883]

hmmm what i really wanna say i cant define

[batman2883]

sandraaaaaaaa

[Silver21_Black20]

Sup?

[midgetonadonkey]

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[LaMarcus Bryant]

metalocalypse

[Silver21_Black20]

I bought new Shox the other day.

[midgetonadonkey]

metalocalypse

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee, From the hills of Columbia?

[midgetonadonkey]

I bought new Shox the other day.

What do they look like?

[ShoogarBear]

I bought new Shox the other day.-Horrette :smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahahaha... Thanks Shoog. :ihit

[Silver21_Black20]

What do they look like?

Grey, silver and pink.

Pretty!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a pair of Roos with the pocket on the side. I need somewhere to put my extra quarters.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

metalocalypse is probably my favorite cartoon right now

its like the venture brothers in that the story moves so fast that you really dont know what the fuck is going on unless you watch it twice or thrice

im finally understanding the whole plot....the new world order is threatened by their immense power that they are totally oblivious to
its great

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1436/ravingrabbidson4.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck likes bunnies a little too much.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am about to try Hill Country Faire's $2.98 football shaped pizza. Wish me luck.

[Silver21_Black20]

Good Luck!

Wait..................I may be a liiiiiiiiiittle late.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just scored a new all black Houston Oilers cap. Fucking Aye!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/happycouple.jpg

[Melmart1]

You are happy about scoring a hat for a team that no longer exists, became the Tennessee Titans and is now way better than the team that actually is in Houston?

[midgetonadonkey]

You are happy about scoring a hat for a team that no longer exists, became the Tennessee Titans and is now way better than the team that actually is in Houston?

I don't like your tone.

[ashbeeigh]

The Cowboys are better then the Oilers/Titans. But, I bet the hat is awesome midge, :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

The Cowboys are better then the Oilers/Titans. But, I bet the hat is awesome midge, :tu

Fuck you. The Cowboys suck and so do you.

[katyon6th]

Fuck you. The Cowboys suck and so do you.

Took you long enough.

:lol