Free Quattro Razor (2)

[Melmart1]

Ohhh, those a pretty. I was looking for a nice stylish heel in a neutral brown but I couldnt find any in my size that didn't look matronly. I bought some funky ones though, and some functional ones...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ETTJ2C.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V52623597_.
These are prolly my favorite ones.

[Melmart1]

LaMarcus Bryant, I saaiidddd!

[CuckingFunt]

Those are very cute. I've always liked Chinese Laundry's shoes.

[Melmart1]

Chinese Laundry rocks! Plus their shoes always run a little big, so I buy a half size smaller and feel like I am not patona.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, its fucking quiet here. I don't like the quiet.

[Melmart1]

I've got nothing to wear these with, but I want them. They are not in my cart though cus I shouldnt buy shoes I dont have an outfit for, cus then that will force me to go buy an outfit for them.
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000F8KKGG.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V66225514_.jpg

[Melmart1]

Man, its fucking quiet here. I don't like the quiet.
My roommate is yapping on the phone to some girl and I can hear him through the wall. I will trade his yippy yap for your silence.

[CuckingFunt]

Is it lovey dovey yippy yap? That's the worst.

My house is silent. I kind of like it, but wish I was still sleeping.

[CuckingFunt]

Got damn!

For a second I felt bad about the amount of money I "paid" (not really 'cause I used a VISA gift card to buy them) for those shoes pictured above, but I just took a gander at the price on the Saks website that I stole the picture from, and now I'm feeling like one hell of a bargain shopper.

[Melmart1]

It's getting-to-know-you yip yap.... We talk when we see each other occasionally and she is a new girl... every week is a new girl, the boy has a terminal case of 'maybe the grass is greener...'

[Melmart1]

Bargain shopping rules... see, 4 pairs for 49.. I should jsut do it!

[CuckingFunt]

every week is a new girl, the boy has a terminal case of 'maybe the grass is greener...'
I know a LOT of people that suffer from the very same condition.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It must be the weekend.
The ghetto bird is out and about doing the rounds again.....

[CuckingFunt]

Bargain shopping rules... see, 4 pairs for 49.. I should jsut do it!I say go for it.

I, however, am now contemplating putting my newest pair in a safety deposit box.

[Melmart1]

no kidding... he also has issues if the sister of a girl he dates is hotter than the one he is actually dating... i don't understand men like that... he really is a nice person, hahaha.. but he has issues with women. A LOT of them.

[Melmart1]

I say go for it.

I, however, am now contemplating putting my newest pair in a safety deposit box.
why, how much do they cost? :lol

And the only reason I hesitate is cus next weekend I am going gambling and the extra 50 might come in handy.. but then again... I would rather have four pairs of shoes to show for my 50 bucks than nothing, which is what I may come home with after hitting the blackjack tables.

[CuckingFunt]

no kidding... he also has issues if the sister of a girl he dates is hotter than the one he is actually dating... i don't understand men like that... he really is a nice person, hahaha.. but he has issues with women. A LOT of them.Sounds very much like an old friend of mine.

[CuckingFunt]

why, how much do they cost? :lol Saks has them listed at $550.00.


And the only reason I hesitate is cus next weekend I am going gambling and the extra 50 might come in handy.. but then again... I would rather have four pairs of shoes to show for my 50 bucks than nothing, which is what I may come home with after hitting the blackjack tables.
Hence why I've never really gotten that into gambling.

[MannyIsGod]

I hated the initial stages of going out with someone. Its so, meh. Tell your roomate to STFU or you'll shove one of your 3459083483430943 pairs of shoes up his ass.

[Melmart1]

550!?!?!??! No fucking way, that is more than my first car cost me!!!

And I only gamble really that one time a year, a birthday thing with me and my friend Sophia, who strangely have the same bday.

[MannyIsGod]

I didn't really mean that, I just wanted to say you had 3403483082432 shoes.

[Melmart1]

I hated the initial stages of going out with someone. Its so, meh. Tell your roomate to STFU or you'll shove one of your 3459083483430943 pairs of shoes up his ass.
For the record I only have like 20 pairs... I mean you have to have a pair for every occasion, plus athletic shoes and chanklas. Duh!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I didn't really mean that, I just wanted to say you had 3403483082432 shoes.

IMeldamart1?

[CuckingFunt]

550!?!?!??! No fucking way, that is more than my first car cost me!!!
No kidding.

Those shoes are worth more than I paid for any other thing currently in my house. That's fucking insane.

[CuckingFunt]

IMeldamart1?:lmao

[Melmart1]

IMeldamart1?
Clever, Todd! Good one :)

[Melmart1]

:lmao hahaha, that was good.

[MannyIsGod]

My cat is sitting with her paws in my shoes. WTF?

[Melmart1]

Cats are retarded. Me no likey.

So where is Jess.. in Houston?

[MannyIsGod]

Arizona. I was supposed to go to Vegas this weekend but the guys I was goig with flaked. Fuckers.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

......and another 4 cds arrive in the mail for me today/yesterday/whenever the hell they got here technically.
Don't have the patience to listen to them now. Have to wait until later.

[Melmart1]

Vegas? damn! i was supposed to go to Port A this weekend, not quite as fancy! hahaha... I havent been to Vegas since I was like 7... we used to go all the time when we lived in L.A., we kids would just hang out playing the boardwalk games at circus circus. I hear that place has changed... I would love to go back and see how it changed...

[MannyIsGod]

Its not a totally bad thing I didn't go. I've played very little poker over the past couple of weeks and I need to hammer out some long sessions. I got very much in a zone tonight and me being home isn't look all that bad anymore.

I'm planning a trip there in January cause Jess is going to Hawaii.

[Melmart1]

Wow, nice! Hawaii.. too bad she can't take you with her, I assume this is for work...

My friend Sophia wants to go to Vegas... let me know if you find some kick-ass deals, I want to try and take her for her bachlorette party so if its affordable, I might just pull the trigger on that.

Until then, we are going on a Texas Treasures cruise next week :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

I've never been on one of those cruises. I want to go to the coast to go fishing pretty damn bad though. I want to take one of those 12 or 24 hour trips and go grab some fish before they are all gone. (no shit, I read a news story last week that in 50 years the ocean will be dead, scary scary shit - which reminds me I need to get sushi tomorrow.).

I saw packages (air+hotel) for around 300 when I was looking earlier this week for a 3 day 2 night stay. Not bad at all. And I get to deduct it from my taxes!

Oh, Jess is going to Hawaii with her grandmother. Its a graduation gift. They're going to take a cruise that visits a lot of the state. I really want to go out there, but I think we're taking a road trip through the west sometime this spring. Also, we're supposed to go to NYC for a weekend this spring. I've never been there, so I really can't wait for that. The NYC trip is actually the one I'm most excited about.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I love the size of my monitor, but the back light isn't even enough and the viewing angles make a big difference depending on the brightness of certin parts. I wonder if this is normal or not.

[Melmart1]

Just a suggestion.. not for this West trip but maybe a future one.. take Amtrak. You get to go through the most scenic areas, meet all kinds of freaks constantly getting on and off and it tests your mettle for travel in every way. I went from Philly to SA with stops in Florida and New Orleans (roughly 6 weeks before Katrina) and I gotta say, it inspired me, a lot. From L.A. to Seattle is an AWESOME train ride, I would highly recommend it. Just a thought...

You can also take culinary train rides through Northern California featuring food and wine from Sonoma... just fucking awesome!

[Melmart1]

Oh.. and TT cruises are kinda fun. We been doing it for three years on our shared birthday... 20 bucks for food, transportation back and forth and five dollars in coins. Not bad, I say. The drinks are small but hardly weak.. they only have American Roulette which is twice the rip-off of European.. but its still a fun way to pass the day.. plus you can get loaded on the bus back and forth too...

[ashbeeigh]

Well, that was a waste, not the reading, but reading Manny's posts.

[Squid]

ashbeeigh

[Squid]

melmart1

[Squid]

Silver21_Black20

[Squid]

batman23980472395629385629357923865237652938752038 74923865923857208375

[Melmart1]

melmart1
yes, my love?

[katyon6th]

squid addresses ashbeeigh but not me?

What the fuck is that shit?

[katyon6th]

Well, that was a waste, not the reading, but reading Manny's posts.

You're complaining about Manny's posts? Seriously?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

squid addresses ashbeeigh but not me?

What the fuck is that shit?

Hell hath no fury like katy scorned.....
:spin

[katyon6th]

Hell hath no fury like katy scorned.....
:spin

Women are evil.

:spin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Women are evil.

:spin

I thought that we already had a thread here that discussed that in detail?
:lol

[Melmart1]

I heart Katy... my fellow Scorpio....

[katyon6th]

I thought that we already had a thread here that discussed that in detail?
:lol

Yes, the threads here are all the same.

[katyon6th]

I heart Katy... my fellow Scorpio....

Knowing you're a Scorpio explains a lot ...

:wink

[katyon6th]

Fuck, is there not a winking smiley?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck, is there not a winking smiley?

Try this guy here.
;)
You're welcome.

[leemajors]

Man, I love the size of my monitor, but the back light isn't even enough and the viewing angles make a big difference depending on the brightness of certin parts. I wonder if this is normal or not.

if it's an LCD there are several thin bulbs that go across the length of the screen for backlighting. if one of those is malfunctioning you may have a problem, depending on your warranty status.

[Melmart1]

Knowing you're a Scorpio explains a lot ...

:wink
I have a scorpio tattoo... that may explain a lot, too..

[Squid]

My sincerest apologies to katy.

[Squid]

I think I misspelled sincerest.

[Squid]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Squid, 1Billups1, leemajors

You motherfucker.

[Kori Ellis]

How did I miss the conversation when the sortoflesbians were posting pictures of shoes!?

Damn, I need to check the sortofQuattro more often.

[ashbeeigh]

You're complaining about Manny's posts? Seriously?

No, not seriously.

[Squid]

How did I miss the conversation when the sortoflesbians were posting pictures of shoes!?

Damn, I need to check the sortofQuattro more often.

Yes you do. And tell Timvp to pay more attention to me. I saw him in here yesterday and he says nothing. I was very hurt.

[CuckingFunt]

How did I miss the conversation when the sortoflesbians were posting pictures of shoes!?
We were certainly having a very straight-girl moment.

[CuckingFunt]

Squid only acknowledges me when I'm not here.

That hurts my heart.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll acknowledge you anytime!

I don't know if she would want that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll acknowledge you anytime!Oh joy.

[Squid]

Squid only acknowledges me when I'm not here.

That hurts my heart.

I didn't realize you were here Sunshine. I thought you were toweling off after the massive inking I gave you earlier.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't realize you were here Sunshine. I thought you were toweling off after the massive inking I gave you earlier.Oh, that? Just a quick shower and I'm fresh as a daisy.

[CuckingFunt]

I can feel the passionThat's not passion.

That's the heat from my Terminator-esque annual income/fuckability scanner.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet its off the fucking charts now that you've locked into me.Sorry. Flatline.

[Squid]

Nobody can get my bitch CuckingFunt hot like I can.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn straight.

[Squid]

Where is my whore CuckingFunt? I want to completely put myself in her vagina and swim around her uterus.

Greatest quote ever.

[Squid]

That was also the greatest night of my life.

[CuckingFunt]

Greatest quote ever.If I were the type to put quotes in my sig, I'd put that quote in my sig.

[CuckingFunt]

ohhhh mega burn. Come on give me a chance. I'm generous!!!!!!!11111!!!!Slight problem, dear Dirties.

If I'm not a heartless, dependent, subservient, superficial, golddigger, whore, then you wouldn't be interested.

And if I am, why would I be interested in someone who got involved in an online penis envy contest... and lost... to GiG?

[Kori Ellis]

Yes you do. And tell Timvp to pay more attention to me. I saw him in here yesterday and he says nothing. I was very hurt.

Perhaps he was just admiring your anecdotes from a distance.

[CuckingFunt]

I never said that was the type of women I'm attracted to its only the type that I'd marry.
With charms like that, even I'm wondering why I've yet to swoon.

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid is my third favorite poster.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is Bat Country

[midgetonadonkey]

I would give all my vbookie to watch CuckingFunt and Melmart engage in some anal fisting.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want timvp to teach me to break dance. I want to learn from the best.

[CuckingFunt]

I would give all my vbookie to watch CuckingFunt and Melmart engage in some anal fisting.Sorry to have to burst your bubble, but that particular activity is one of the few that makes my list of things I will never try.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm groggy. I just woke up. I'm thinking maybe I should go back to sleep, but I'm also kinda hungry. Maybe I'll go get food and read a book.

[Melmart1]

haha, i just woke up too. man i am wide awake now, maybe i will take a little nap later before cowboys game.

[MannyIsGod]

God damnit. Its only 7:30!!! I have another 4 1/2 hours before football? Oh fuck that. :/

[Richard Cranium]

Just got back with some barbacoa, corn tortillas, boracho beans, pico and some Big Red.

[Richard Cranium]

Nice on a cold morning like today.

[Richard Cranium]

Also going to do some pre-Thanksgiving house cleaning.

[Richard Cranium]

Well, the GF is.

[Richard Cranium]

I'm just waiting for kickoff,

[Richard Cranium]

If the game sucks I've got MI3 standing by

[Richard Cranium]

Heading to HEB for some munchies.

[ashbeeigh]

What the heck. Where has everyone been today?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Dog the Bounty Hunter is a crack addict".
National Enquirer, whatever would the world do without you?

[Marklar MM]

Medical mary joo wanna is bad for you.

[Marklar MM]

There once was an orc from Mordor
Who banged me so hard I was sore
He said, "Don't be selfish. I want to get Elfish."
So I let him in my backdoor.

[Boris]

Medical mary joo wanna is bad for you.

Unless you're sick to your stomach. http://icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/smoker.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

I itch.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart1

[midgetonadonkey]

Where did Melmart1 go? I miss her wacky antics.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is the Larry Dallas of the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

They're all pink on the inside.

[CuckingFunt]

What the heck. Where has everyone been today?I had company this weekend. :eyebrows

[ORION]

ok who saw the new Aqua Teen episode last night ? Holy Hell that was hilarious. By far my favorite

[CuckingFunt]

ok who saw the new Aqua Teen episode last night ? Holy Hell that was hilarious. By far my favoriteIt made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

[ORION]

It made me laugh a lot more than it should have. I laughed so hard when Shake tried to prove a point and went swimming and the pool was melted and he pretended to have fun then ran back and his sun glass caught on fire and he ended up jumping through the window. then he skin was pink and then started getting mad at them because he lost his sun screen spf 60 for fair skin. He acted like it was their fault he got burnt. :lol

[Richard Cranium]

damnit I missed it. :cuss

[ORION]

damnit I missed it. :cuss
adultswim.com and go to FIX and you can check it out

[Melmart1]

I have never put anyone on ignore.

[ORION]

I guess melmart put me on ignore. I'll wait here for her response!
tell her she is a lovely person and I bet your get some kind of response. maybe not a pleasant one but she will address you

[Melmart1]

Fucking liar.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ok who saw the new Aqua Teen episode last night ? Holy Hell that was hilarious. By far my favorite

This was the first week since the new "ATHF" started that I've liked it less than "Metalocalypse".

[ORION]

was I right or what ?

[batman2883]

melmart is my life

[Melmart1]

I have never asked Kori to do shit. I can handle my own problems.

[Melmart1]

That's a very female reaction :lol

[tlongII]

I sure can clear a room

Did you fart?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This is Bat Country

Really?
Every football game I've watched recently, there's some clown always warbling on about how this is "our country".
Have I been misinformed?

[ORION]

This was the first week since the new "ATHF" started that I've liked it less than "Metalocalypse".
so your saying you didn't think it was funny

[ShoogarBear]

Really?
Every football game I've watched recently, there's some clown always warbling on about how this is "our country".
Have I been misinformed?Not necessarily. Did you check to see whether said warbler was hanging upside down by his toes?

[ShoogarBear]

Now I can't get the image of a bat playing the guitar out of my head.

[jman3000]

is it possible to tell if you have an std without going to the doctor?

[jman3000]

just wondering.

[jman3000]

i probably shouldnt joke like that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so your saying you didn't think it was funny

I'm saying it wasn't AS funny.
The previous 3 (or so) WERE funnier than "Metalocalypse". Not so this time, though.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Did Flavor Country seceed (sp?) into Bat Country or Our Country?
And is there a way to annex Raider Nation out of California?
Or at least to Alcatraz Island, where "the Nation" should feel right at home?

[midgetonadonkey]

is it possible to tell if you have an std without going to the doctor?

Is there puss oozing out of your snatch?

[jman3000]

Is there puss oozing out of your snatch?

it's more of a thick yellow discharge ... not quite puss.

[midgetonadonkey]

I changed pussy to snatch because I felt the it sounded more appropriate.

[midgetonadonkey]

it's more of a thick yellow discharge ... not quite puss.

Maybe you should quit fucking strange guys.

[jman3000]

pussy and puss in the same sentence sounded odd. good change. nobody will ever know now.

[jman3000]

Maybe you should quit fucking strange guys.

ummm... how the hell am i supposed to make money?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I changed pussy to snatch because I felt the it sounded more appropriate.

It's this kind of consideration of others that makes midge so revered around here.
Thank you for being so thoughtful.
:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

It's this kind of consideration of others that makes midge so revered around here.
Thank you for being so thoughtful.
:tu

You are very welcome. I do what I can.

[CuckingFunt]

I changed pussy to snatch because I felt the it sounded more appropriate.
I support that change. The word "snatch" doesn't get used often enough.

[ORION]

is it possible to tell if you have an std without going to the doctor?
ask batman

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ummm... how the hell am i supposed to make money?

Bake sale?
Amway?
Car wash?
Armed robbery?
Just be sensible and use good judgement.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

it's more of a thick yellow discharge ... not quite puss.

Just for the record, it's "pus".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Lay down your souls to the gods rock and roll!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

is it possible to tell if you have an std without going to the doctor?

All I can think of now is the image of Homer Simpson saying
"Whoo-hoo!
S.T.D.'s!!!!!"
:lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I really need to stop putting cds in the wrong cases.

[midgetonadonkey]

Van Halen with David Lee Roth sucks as much as Van Halen without him. Fuck it, Van Halen just sucks altogether.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I know that this has been posted here previously, but this version has subtitles so that you can figure out what the hell is really going on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jUw_zB4Fk

Regardless, it never stops being funny!

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder how many cats that kid has killed.

[midgetonadonkey]

He really likes his Unreal Tournament.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Here's a different version of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqed-SdltWA&mode=related&search=

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdKIHxTMNDs

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Here she is again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68gYV81kOTU&mode=related&search=

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOXr63d55Vg&mode=related&search=

Donald Trump, watch out!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeELPoNl8i8&mode=related&search=

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Perfect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZKHr4pUnSI&mode=related&search=

[ShoogarBear]

Just for the record, it's "pus".That made me LOL.

[CuckingFunt]

I love rainy days.

[ShoogarBear]

Fock you, now I got Eddie focking Rabbitt in my head.

[ashbeeigh]

Capri Suns rock my world.

[Marklar MM]

EA Sports...it's in the game

[dirk4mvp]

EA Sports...it's in the game


EA makes nothing but shitty games. And it's been that way for a while now.

[Marklar MM]

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off, squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off

[Das Texan]

this defensive driving class i'm taking sucks balls.

[Marklar MM]

Straight outta Compton, is a brotha that'll smotha yo motha.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Straight outta Compton, is a brotha that'll smotha yo motha.

And make Fillmoe's sista think I love her.

[Marklar MM]

woke up quick, at about noon
jus' thought that i had to be in fillmoes sister soon.

*Sorry fillmoe. I didn't want to do it.

[midgetonadonkey]

My baby's got sauce.

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone who hasn't listened to G Love and Special Sauce should.

[Marklar MM]

I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake, I'm a lacky for your love

I like it funky
You like it spunky
I like it funky
You like it spunky
I like it funky
You like it spunky
I'm a funky spunky junkie for your love

Melmart sings: Oooh, bukkake

In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki they go spacky for your love

We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake

[midgetonadonkey]

Marklar is my second favorite Pistons fan.

[Marklar MM]

Pablo Fransisco is on CC. Watch bitches. Thanks midge...I love you too.

[Das Texan]

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway’s long…
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain’t going home cos’ my baby’s gone

[Marklar MM]

I feel like applying for the job of cameraman for Girls Gone Wild.

[CuckingFunt]

I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake
I like bukkake, I'm a lacky for your love

I like it funky
You like it spunky
I like it funky
You like it spunky
I like it funky
You like it spunky
I'm a funky spunky junkie for your love

Melmart sings: Oooh, bukkake

In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki
They like bukkake
In Nagasaki they go spacky for your love

We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
We like bukkake
If I were still a cheerleader, I'd find a way to turn that into a cheer.

[Marklar MM]

Got damn. Pablo Fransisco just did a drug deal between Tony Montana and Kermit the Frog. ROFLCOPTOR.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11499236771149366868339bm0.jpg

:lmao

[Marklar MM]

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

[Marklar MM]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11499236771149366868339bm0.jpg

:lmao


Cheech and Chong...buahaha.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, it's not Cheech and Chong. It's Hunter S. and Oscar Zeta.

[CuckingFunt]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11499236771149366868339bm0.jpg

:lmaoThe Hunter/Mario is a little creepy.

[ShoogarBear]

Cheech and Chong?

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.troyano.com/marxmadera/img/son_mcont.jpg

More Cheech and Chong.

:smokin

[ashbeeigh]

I would make that first "Cheech and Chong" picture my desktop background if I didn't already hold my polka dots in high regard.

[CuckingFunt]

Cheech and Chong were awesome back in the day.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4571/costello2qb8.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

I would make that first "Cheech and Chong" picture my desktop background if I didn't already hold my polka dots in high regard.

It isn't Cheech and Chong you fucking dumb shit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.umich.edu/~ac213/student_projects/fp/images/ChicoandtheMan.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I never knew Tommy Chong was such a kick ass DJ until I saw Midge's avatar.

[ashbeeigh]

It isn't Cheech and Chong you fucking dumb shit.

Hence the "Cheech and Chong." It was in reference to Marklar's remark.

[ShoogarBear]

Few people knew that Cheech and Chong were actually Republicans.

http://www.hudsonlibrary.org/hudson%20website/Images/Web%20Collection/Pins/McKinley-Roosevelt.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Hence the "Cheech and Chong." It was in reference to Marklar's remark.

I don't like you.

[ShoogarBear]

http://pages.prodigy.net/starkjws/Holmes/Images/Gallery/01-14-Hound-I-HW.jpg

Cheech and Chong in The Peculiar Case of The Missing Maui Waui

[Marklar MM]

Guess who this is.
http://worldofwonder.net/image1/peterpanguy-1.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fillmoe?

[midgetonadonkey]

Guess who this is.
http://worldofwonder.net/image1/peterpanguy-1.jpg

I have no idea why this made me lol. :lmao

[Marklar MM]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/4682/pics/chong3.jpg
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/11499236771149366868339bm0.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

If you know Fear and Loathing, you would know that isn't Cheech and Chong.

[Marklar MM]

Is it suppose to be Frank Zappa and Sonny Bono.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't like you.

Why, because I at least sort of made sense and knew who the characters were in reference to?

[ShoogarBear]

The day either Cheech or Chong uses a cigarette holder . . .

[midgetonadonkey]

Why, because I at least sort of made sense and knew who the characters were in reference to?

No because you have Down Syndrome and I hate all people with that particular disease.

[Marklar MM]

Fear and Loathing...bah.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fear and Loathing...bah.

Never speak ill of any Hunter Thompson works.

[ashbeeigh]

No because you have Down Syndrome and I hate all people with that particular disease.

That doesn't even merit a response. I won't ever respond to disability jokes.

[CuckingFunt]

Fear and Loathing...bah.That was a dis both on Hunter S. Thompson AND Terry Gilliam.

For shame!

[Marklar MM]

That was a dis both on Hunter S. Thompson AND Terry Gilliam.

For shame!


Never seen it.

[CuckingFunt]

That doesn't even merit a response.
Um...

[Marklar MM]

If you take a whole box, will you die?
http://www.emedsrx.com/images/cialis-splash.jpg

[RashoFan]

Whasss going on?

[ShoogarBear]

brother brother brother
there's far too many of you dying

[CuckingFunt]

I just walked into my bedroom and both of my cats looked at me and did the "whassup" head-nod.

They is keepin' it gangsta.

[CuckingFunt]

I should find out where Midge got the grill for his dog and get them some bling as well.

[RashoFan]

brother brother brother
there's far too many of you dying
That makes me think about our military men and women who are overseas right now.

[Marklar MM]

Your cats want pussy. Hook em up with the gangsta dog that I cannot find on this forum. I believe it is Midges.

[RashoFan]

I just walked into my bedroom and both of my cats looked at me and did the "whassup" head-nod.

They is keepin' it gangsta.

:cat

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/BreatheRight.jpg
These things are awesome!!!!

[Kori Ellis]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/BreatheRight.jpg
These things are awesome!!!!

Are they awesome?

My allergies are killing me for the last few days. WTF is in the air?!? :ihit I woke up with swollen eyes for the last three days. :dizzy

[ORION]

that's why you have to eat your boogers

[CuckingFunt]

that's why you have to eat your boogersVery wise.

[ORION]

Very wise.
I'm like an infommercial

[Justin Timberlake]

quick frylock, use your fries, use them

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Cock juggling thundercunt".
That's almost on par with "Donkey-raping shit eater".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It has been said that every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
Can anyone either confirm or deny the validity of this statement?

[Jekka]

"Cock juggling thundercunt".
That's almost on par with "Donkey-raping shit eater".
Ahaha, "thundercunt" may be one of my new favorite words.

[CuckingFunt]

"Cock juggling thundercunt".
That's beautiful.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I can choose a place to die, it would be at a titty bar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to die with a raging hard-on and titties in my face.

[Marklar MM]

I want to die with a raging hard-on and titties in my face.

Take that fucking box of cialis I posted...it should do the trick. You know what they say...if you have an erection for more than 48 hours, seek medical attention BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE.

[Richard Cranium]

I just want to die in my sleep

[Richard Cranium]

preferably during a great orgasmic dream

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always wanted to try Cialis. I've used those Trojan Extended Pleasure rubbers and it kept me fucking for over an hour without cumming. I hear Cialis does the same.

[Richard Cranium]

Having natural massive sexual endurance works for me

[Richard Cranium]

When I'm horney I can really burn some rubber.

[Richard Cranium]

I've also felt a burn after not using a rubber.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I'm horny I blister my hands.

[Richard Cranium]

Which almost always leads to a doctor's visit.

[Richard Cranium]

And a q-tip probing.

[midgetonadonkey]

katy

[midgetonadonkey]

Estelle Getty is hot.

[ShoogarBear]

I want to die with a raging hard-on and titties in my face.You want to die with a hard-on in your face?

[Trainwreck2100]

Am I the only one whose skin crawls when he sees the esurance commercials

[CuckingFunt]

You want to die with a hard-on in your face?
Odd.

After reading that Justin Timberlake swallowed his man seed, I would have assumed that Midge was a top.

[Trainwreck2100]

So I'm watching ESPN and there's a commercial for "Jared" where the guy brings the bitch a gold bracelet. And the family is so awed by it, here's thing thing, isn't a gift a gold basically saying "This bitch belongs to me and she blows me really good and will probably do anything I tell her including anal cause I bought her a goddamn gold bracelet" So should the family really be happy about this???

[Marklar MM]

Mother fucking 6 page essay due tomorrow. FUCK FCK FUCK. I am stuck on page 5.1 FUCKKKKK.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck should fuck a fat chick already.

[ShoogarBear]

You only need one page? Quit yet bitching.

[Trainwreck2100]

You only need one page? Quit yet bitching.

Hey shoog


If you had a fantasy team would you name it "The Shoog Knights"???

[midgetonadonkey]

Mother fucking 6 page essay due tomorrow. FUCK FCK FUCK. I am stuck on page 5.1 FUCKKKKK.

I will write essays for $50. PM me if you are interested.

[Trainwreck2100]

youtube is down right now, I bet you those fuckers are deleting all the copyright material

[midgetonadonkey]

I noticed that earlier when I was looking for the Gerald Levert video Cassanova.

[ashbeeigh]

Mother fucking 6 page essay due tomorrow. FUCK FCK FUCK. I am stuck on page 5.1 FUCKKKKK.


fuck fuck fuck. 15 minute presentation, meeting with advisor about an indepedent study, 10 page paper due, 3 page essay due all tomorrow. Test on Thursday, test on Friday, 8 page essay due on Tuesday, and a 15 page essay due the monfay after thanksgiving Don't even go there sir.

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck fuck fuck. 15 minute presentation, meeting with advisor about an indepedent study, 10 page paper due, 3 page essay due all tomorrow. Test on Thursday, test on Friday, 8 page essay due on Tuesday, and a 15 page essay due the monfay after thanksgiving Don't even go there sir.

How about you just blow your professors?

[ashbeeigh]

Oh joy. 2500 posts.

[ashbeeigh]

How about you just blow your professors?

They're women.