Free Quattro Razor (2)

[Kori Ellis]

Dibs on your HDTV and NBA League Pass.

There's not much on League Pass in the summer :)

[ChumpDumper]

I wouldn't want that to happen.

Didn't you used to have a job back when you lived in Santa Barbara?

I'm sure you weren't as cool then.Maybe not, but it was good for awhile. It is much easier to live off your savings and karaoke contest winnings in Texas. Maybe next year I'll go back into the real world.

[3rdCoast]

Seriously, I would actually love to get back to working Cop Shop in the immediate, but I haven't settled on an ultimate career goal. Right now, I want to be a FT Staff Writer on a major metro daily.

Just keep typing away and you will get there.

You use to run the newspaper at your college, correct?

Texas State?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There's not much on League Pass in the summer :)

Damnit. I missed that. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe not, but it was good for awhile. It is much easier to live off your savings and karaoke contest winnings in Texas. Maybe next year I'll go back into the real world.

When will you come to a GTG and Karaoke for all of us to see?

You are a karaoke legend and we can't even witness it!

[3rdCoast]

There's not much on League Pass in the summer :)

Can I have sex in your hallway bathroom when you are gone?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just keep typing away and you will get there.

You use to run the newspaper at your college, correct?

Texas State?

I was just the managing editor.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Can I have sex in your hallway bathroom when you are gone?

I think Mouse beat you to it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why wouldn't someone want to go to Chile?! It's very nice there.

We will likely be gone for a month. I think I will just shut down SpursTalk for good before we depart. What do you think?

Dude, I don't know what I'd do if Spurstalk was shut down. This forum is a harder addiction to break than drinking or smoking.

But seriously, can I get mod status when you burn off??

[Kori Ellis]

Can I have sex in your hallway bathroom when you are gone?

Alone?

[ChumpDumper]

Someday. There's actually the finals of some contest in SA this weekend. That's all the information I'm at liberty to give.

[3rdCoast]

I was just the managing editor.

Ahhhhhhhh, ok. Cool.

I don't like that dude Buck Harvey.

How about you take his job.

[3rdCoast]

Alone?

No.

[Kori Ellis]

But seriously, can I get mod status when you burn off??

Perhaps, Midge, perhaps.

[ChumpDumper]

But seriously, can I get mod status when you burn off??Promise to lock all the threads in the Troll forum periodically?

[3rdCoast]

I almost walked in on someone at the last G2G I was at.

Someone was droppin a deuce and I almost opened the door but then I smelled it so I backed off.

[Kori Ellis]

I almost walked in on someone at the last G2G I was at.

Someone was droppin a deuce and I opened the door but then I smelled it so I backed off.

:lol

Who was it?

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

smelled it!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

Who was it?

That should be a vBookie.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I haven't gone to a karaoke place in a long time. I like that shit.

[3rdCoast]

:lol

Who was it?

I didn't see anyone. I walked up and turned the door knob, but then smelled shit, so I backed off and that is when I was outside for an hour on the phone talking to that slut that was in College Station.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I find it hard to take dumps away from home. Especially at someone else's house.

[3rdCoast]

Man, I haven't gone to a karaoke place in a long time. I like that shit.

Bro, I sang karaoke for the first time about 2 weeks ago.

Hilarious.

I actually liked it a lot.

[Melmart1]

Melmart - Are you still in San Antonio? Or did your hobo ass pack your bags and start wandering the country?
I lol'd...

not only cus I am in SA.... but because you can't apparently be bothered to check my IP :lol

[Kori Ellis]

... that is when I was outside for an hour on the phone talking to that slut that was in College Station.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

Yeah you deserted the GTG for a chick on the phone.

I hope you eventually got some.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, when is Melmart going to come to a GTG?

[3rdCoast]

Man, I find it hard to take dumps away from home. Especially at someone else's house.

I concur.

I love the home toilet advantage.

I get nervous when I crap at others toilets.

I always make sure there is TP and locate a plunger before I sit down just incase....

[Kori Ellis]

I lol'd...

not only cus I am in SA.... but because you can't apparently be bothered to check my IP :lol

Yeah gosh forbid, I hover my mouse over it to see. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Man, I find it hard to take dumps away from home. Especially at someone else's house.If I don't win this contest, i'm gonna drop the biggest deuce I can work up in the tank of the toilet at that bar.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Dude, when is Melmart going to come to a GTG?

I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

She better come to the next one!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How the hell did that Mavs game get so out of whack?

[MannyIsGod]

WTF is that shit? And we need a GTG soon. I'll grill.

[Kori Ellis]

If I don't win this contest, i'm gonna drop the biggest deuce I can work up in the tank of the toilet at that bar.

How much is first prize?

[MannyIsGod]

How the hell did that Mavs game get so out of whack??

[ChumpDumper]

How much is first prize?$1000

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

?

I just flipped and the replay is on, but I thought I saw the Mavs up by 30 or something at one point earlier tonight. I was just wondering how they just manhandled SAC tonight.

[3rdCoast]

Yeah you deserted the GTG for a chick on the phone.

I hope you eventually got some.

:lol

Don't worry about that.

I :donkey punched her until she was like :dizzy

She is nothing but a little sex :oink that needs to be smashed like :bang

She :hungry: on my knob all night too.

Then I was like :elephant

[MannyIsGod]

I'd have GTGs here, but its too small. At most I could have over like 5 people before I'd get scared of collapsing my loft. Actually, I'd like to do a poker tourney here. We haven't played poker in a while.

[Kori Ellis]

I just flipped and the replay is on, but I thought I saw the Mavs up by 30 or something at one point earlier tonight. I was just wondering how they just manhandled SAC tonight.

Yeah they blew them out the whole way through. I saw they were up by 24 or something at the half.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

Don't worry about that.

I :donkey punched her until she was like :dizzy

She is nothing but a little sex :oink that needs to be smashed like :bang

She :hungry: on my knob all night too.

Then I was like :elephant

:lmao

Good use of emoticons.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

Don't worry about that.

I :donkey punched her until she was like :dizzy

She is nothing but a little sex :oink that needs to be smashed like :bang

She :hungry: on my knob all night too.

Then I was like :elephant

As long as she didn't :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

She better come to the next one!

Just offer her a piece of the midge and she will be there with bells on.

[3rdCoast]

As long as she didn't :lmao


:lol

[Kori Ellis]

As long as she didn't :lmao

Speaking of which, are you still with Gina?

You are a lot more flirtatious with forum girls and grumpy with forum boys lately. So I thought maybe you weren't getting any.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Manny, got my laptop back today.

[3rdCoast]

Just offer her a piece of the midge and she will be there with bells on.

Midge,

You like your women to dress up for sex with you?

Lingerie?

A cute little nighty?

What do you prefer?

[MannyIsGod]

Hey Manny, got my laptop back today.Awesome. Running good?

[Melmart1]

I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

She better come to the next one!
Gotdamned liar! if you offered all that, i woulda gone!

seriously though.. since my granny died i promised my mom i would stay through the holidays at least... after that, fair game... so who knows, my nomad ass will likely be somewhere east again...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Speaking of which, are you still with Gina?

You are a lot more flirtatious with forum girls and grumpy with forum boys lately. So I thought maybe you weren't getting any.

Yeah, we're actually pretty damn good. There was a rough patch in the summer when she was under a lot of stress, but we seem to be in a great spot right now.

I was just telling Manny last week that people have been wondering if something is up with me since I've been going after some people...it's actually just me getting tired of some people's shit and just not holding back. :lol

And I try to keep the flirtation to the Quattro, where it's all in fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge,

You like your women to dress up for sex with you?

Lingerie?

A cute little nighty?

What do you prefer?

Dressing up for sex is not necessary but it is really cool. I like when they wear a small ass little skirt with no top and let me pull up the skirt from behind and fuck them doggy.

Skirts>>lingerie

[MannyIsGod]

Blaze is just feeling out 3some possibilities.

[Kori Ellis]

Gotdamned liar! if you offered all that, i woulda gone!

seriously though.. since my granny died i promised my mom i would stay through the holidays at least... after that, fair game... so who knows, my nomad ass will likely be somewhere east again...

So, translated that means that if we have a GTG in December, you will come?

[3rdCoast]

Gotdamned liar! if you offered all that, i woulda gone!

seriously though.. since my granny died i promised my mom i would stay through the holidays at least... after that, fair game... so who knows, my nomad ass will likely be somewhere east again...

If there is a g2g while you are still here, I will pitch in and buy you drinks.

I am not opposed to meeting the legendary and very tolerant Melmart.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Awesome. Running good?

Actually, I came home before heading to work, turned it on and made sure it booted up (I don't know what they all did to it, though). I haven't touched it tonight though because I'm afraid I'll stay up all night working on it and I start a crappy second job tomorrow morning before heading to the office.

[MannyIsGod]

Skirts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lingere

[Melmart1]

Yeah gosh forbid, I hover my mouse over it to see. :lmao
yeah, waaaay too much work! :dramaquee

[Kori Ellis]

Dressing up for sex is not necessary but it is really cool. I like when they wear a small ass little skirt with no top and let me pull up the skirt from behind and fuck them doggy.

Skirts with toilet paper stuck to their ass>>lingerie

[midgetonadonkey]

If there is a g2g while you are still here, I will pitch in and buy you drinks.

I am not opposed to meeting the legendary and very tolerant Melmart.

If 3rdcoast and Melmart are both at a gtg, I will make an appearance.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, we're actually pretty damn good. There was a rough patch in the summer when she was under a lot of stress, but we seem to be in a great spot right now...

Well that's good.

She seems to be cool.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao @ kori

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, that last night I was at your place with Gina was so damn nuts. We didn't find Justin until about 3 a.m.

[Melmart1]

And I try to keep the flirtation to the Quattro, where it's all in fun.
goddamned liar.. you always flirt in the nfl blogs... or were you just trying to use me for my love of the silver and blue :depressed

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Gross

[timvp]

Trey Sizzle in the house what up my nikka.

Damn I'm hungry. I'm pondering eating a PB n' J or a beer.

Perhaps boaf.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well that's good.

She seems to be cool.

She enjoyed meeting everybody at the game and at your place.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

goddamned liar.. you always flirt in the nfl blogs... or were you just trying to use me for my love of the silver and blue :depressed

I said try.

[3rdCoast]

Skirts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lingerie

I agree with that.

I love women with thick thighs.

that fucking drives me nuts.

[Kori Ellis]

A good GTG weekend date seems to be December 23rd.

Spurs play the Hornets on the road and we can make it a Christmas party too.

[3rdCoast]

My bday is right before that.

Perfect.

[Kori Ellis]

Trey Sizzle in the house what up my nikka.

Damn I'm hungry. I'm pondering eating a PB n' J or a beer.

Perhaps boaf.

Beer doesn't go with PBJ.

Do you want me to make you some real food?

[MannyIsGod]

goddamned liar.. you always flirt in the nfl blogs... or were you just trying to use me for my love of the silver and blue :depressed
Blaze is just feeling out 3some possibilities.

[Kori Ellis]

My bday is right before that.

Perfect.

Our Anniversary is right before that too.
What day is your birthday?

[Melmart1]

So, translated that means that if we have a GTG in December, you will come?
depends on when, i got a lot of plans alreaddy.. although one plan is for a rampage game, so i know spurs arent playing at home at least... oh.. and i am still hoping to get awsay for a cowboys game this months.. dont know if that interferes with a spurs gtg...

[MannyIsGod]

Mel is scurred.

[3rdCoast]

Beer doesn't go with PBJ.

Do you want me to make you some real food?

Can I drive over and grab a few beers?

I am out.

[3rdCoast]

Our Anniversary is right before that too.
What day is your birthday?

Dec 20.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I haven't even started this new job and I want to quit it.

[Kori Ellis]

depends on when, i got a lot of plans alreaddy.. although one plan is for a rampage game, so i know spurs arent playing at home at least... oh.. and i am still hoping to get awsay for a cowboys game this months.. dont know if that interferes with a spurs gtg...

Look lesbian, you will come to the GTG on the 23rd and like it. Stop making excuses.

[Kori Ellis]

Can I drive over and grab a few beers?

I am out.

No sir.

[3rdCoast]

Mel is scurred.

I was before I went to my first g2g.

It was like I was a trainwreck, I mean, virgin all over again

[Kori Ellis]

I haven't even started this new job and I want to quit it.

What is it?

[3rdCoast]

No sir.

Fair enough.

[Kori Ellis]

I was before I went to my first g2g.

It was like I was a trainwreck, I mean, virgin all over again

True.

But I'm very nice and make everyone feel comfortable. So everything was fine, right?!

[timvp]

Blaze you should get your new laptop, take it apart and put it back together as a printing press and print out money so you don't need no second job.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just got a new job cutting Kori's grass.

[3rdCoast]

True.

But I'm very nice and make everyone feel comfortable. So everything was fine, right?!

Yea, you are.

I remember I won those Rampage tickets and began my flirtations with Jekka.

It was a solid night.

BTW, she still owes me one date.

[3rdCoast]

I just got a new job cutting Kori's grass.

Good first post.

Welcome to the site!

[midgetonadonkey]

Kori made me feel very comfortable and not many people can do that because of my social anxiety disorder.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What is it?

I have to help Wal-Mart sell videogames. I have to stand around and answer people's questions and find the WM people to open the locked case.

That's it.

And can you believe I had to talk them into paying me a little less shitty than what they were offering and probably could have got more since they were desperate to fill the spots.

[Kori Ellis]

I have to help Wal-Mart sell videogames. I have to stand around and answer people's questions and find the WM people to open the locked case.

That's it.

And can you believe I had to talk them into paying me a little less shitty than what they were offering and probably could have got more since they were desperate to fill the spots.

How many hours a week?

[MannyIsGod]

You're putting Mouse out of work.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori made me feel very comfortable and not many people can do that because of my social anxiety disorder.

It's actually one of my best qualities (making people feel comfortable). I get along with everyone.

So if you ever meet someone who doesn't like me, then you know something is wrong with them. :lmao

[3rdCoast]

You're putting Mouse out of work.
:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't want to work in a fucking Wal-Mart. I swore up and down to Gina that I never wanted to do retail work again - especially as a vendor in a big box.

I want to come home from a long night in the newsroom, hang loose, catch up on my reading (hell, I haven't even finished the one book I really wanted to have and finally found after 4-5 years and I have to read the latest book chapter-by-chapter while I'm taking a shit).

They're small chapters (it's Jack McCallum's book on the Suns last season).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How many hours a week?

They wanted seven per day on Saturday and Sunday, but I talked them into only five.

[Melmart1]

Look lesbian, you will come to the GTG on the 23rd and like it. Stop making excuses.
well, SHIT... i can't say no to that... sign me up, bitches...

[3rdCoast]

I don't want to work in a fucking Wal-Mart. I swore up and down to Gina that I never wanted to do retail work again - especially as a vendor in a big box.

I want to come home from a long night in the newsroom, hang loose, catch up on my reading (hell, I haven't even finished the one book I really wanted to have and finally found after 4-5 years and I have to read the latest book chapter-by-chapter while I'm taking a shit).

They're small chapters (it's Jack McCallum's book on the Suns last season).

Arn't you a college graduate?

[Kori Ellis]

I don't want to work in a fucking Wal-Mart. I swore up and down to Gina that I never wanted to do retail work again - especially as a vendor in a big box.

I want to come home from a long night in the newsroom, hang loose, catch up on my reading (hell, I haven't even finished the one book I really wanted to have and finally found after 4-5 years and I have to read the latest book chapter-by-chapter while I'm taking a shit).

They're small chapters (it's Jack McCallum's book on the Suns last season).

Well when you are young and figuring out your career, you have to do shitty jobs. It's how it goes.

(Except for LJ who only had one job in his life .. working at Party City for 2 weeks .. before starting his own business.)

[3rdCoast]

well, SHIT... i can't say no to that... sign me up, bitches...

Well, that made my night.

[Kori Ellis]

well, SHIT... i can't say no to that... sign me up, bitches...

I'm quoting you so that you can't change your mind :santahat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Arn't you a college graduate?

Nope. Figured this was my best opportunity to break into journalism following my scholars program and internship in San Angelo, so I took a break and will get back to finishing classes once I get some settling in a job setting.

[timvp]

Hey, melmart you think our Rangers are going to get Zito? I'm not even sure I want them to. I'd rather them just take a pass on free agency this year. When GMJ is getting $50M, that is when you call it a summer and trade any viable veterans for farm system depth.

Oh and don't tell anyone I am a quasi Rangers fan. I was an Expos fan and Rangers fan until the Expos died and the Yankees ruined the sport. Now I still follow it but I stopped watching 99% of games.

[MannyIsGod]

Mel's still scurred.

[3rdCoast]

Nope. Figured this was my best opportunity to break into journalism following my scholars program and internship in San Angelo, so I took a break and will get back to finishing classes once I get some settling in a job setting.

Oh, Ok.


I was gonna say that is some messed up stuff when a college grad. has to work two jobs, including one pushing video games at the evil empire.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, Ok.


I was gonna say that is some messed up stuff when a college grad. has to work two jobs, including one pushing video games at the evil empire.Plenty of college grads have to do stuff like that. Its rough.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well when you are young and figuring out your career, you have to do shitty jobs. It's how it goes.

(Except for LJ who only had one job in his life .. working at Party City for 2 weeks .. before starting his own business.)

I only took the job because the company (worked for them for awhile a long time ago) had me on file since I had applied a long time ago to be a Microsoft Rep.

It's just that I started working at 14 and it was almost always retail. Luckily, this is only a one-month gig and I kind of just look at it like I get a truck payment every paycheck during this program.

[Kori Ellis]

I only took the job because the company (worked for them for awhile a long time ago) had me on file since I had applied a long time ago to be a Microsoft Rep.

It's just that I started working at 14 and it was almost always retail. Luckily, this is only a one-month gig and I kind of just look at it like I get a truck payment every paycheck during this program.


Well if you just think of it as nothing but a temporary thing, you should be good.

[timvp]

Damn, its been like 8 years since I had to work a real job. I'm one lucky mufuka.

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, its been like 8 years since I had to work a real job. I'm one lucky mufuka.One day I'm going to go back to it, and that day is going to be a very sad day.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well if you just think of it as nothing but a temporary thing, you should be good.

Oh, yeah...this is solely a holiday program (both on my end and the program's funding).

[midgetonadonkey]

Having a degree doesn't mean shit. I have an English degree and am stuck working at a fucking library.

[Kori Ellis]

Damn, its been like 8 years since I had to work a real job. I'm one lucky mufuka.

You worked a "real job" for like 11 days of your life.

You better be praising God many times a day.

[3rdCoast]

Plenty of college grads have to do stuff like that. Its rough.

Yea, last semister we watched a few videos discussing Wal-Mart and their continuos growth and out-sourcing to other countries.

We also saw films regarding the depleating number of jobs in America.

Very intruiging, yet frightening stuff.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's a crazy stat.

Kevin Martin is leading the league in FGA per game while scoring 20 ppg.

[timvp]

Hey Blaze I might have a job for you. Seriously. I need a part-time writer to write reviews on different products. I don't have the time to do it all myself.

Interested?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And just as I type that this is a one-month program, I get an e-mail for another holiday program job opening...

So it begins...

[timvp]

Got damn it Blaze has me on all ignore. Let me log into his profile and change that . . .

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd be interested, but what would be the reviewing (I've only ever reviewed movies, video games, concerts and TV shows...maybe a restaurant, too).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Got damn it Blaze has me on all ignore. Let me log into his profile and change that . . .

I figure HF3! is about to put me on ignore any minute now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

As much as I'd love to watch Mike Bibby get embarrassed, I've got to get some sleep before work tomorrow.

Night 'Ttro.

[3rdCoast]

Later JB

[Melmart1]

Hey, melmart you think our Rangers are going to get Zito? I'm not even sure I want them to. I'd rather them just take a pass on free agency this year. When GMJ is getting $50M, that is when you call it a summer and trade any viable veterans for farm system depth.

Oh and don't tell anyone I am a quasi Rangers fan. I was an Expos fan and Rangers fan until the Expos died and the Yankees ruined the sport. Now I still follow it but I stopped watching 99% of games.
OUR rangers?!?!??!

Thing is.. i agree about GMJ.. HOWEVER.. i keep reading how the MLB outrageous contracts seasons are going to be aroudn for a few years.. so if Rangers want to compete in next 4 yeras, they better pay up.. cus this upswing shows no signs of waning...

And yes, Skanks ruined baseball by making it about big money... how are small markets or big markets with little fanbase (like "our" rangers) supposed to compete... as much as i love my Cowboys, i know they are partially responsible for no coverage of rangers...

Sample of dallas news:

"Rangers have FINALLY wont the World Series... But first... breaking news!!!! Tony Romo has a hangnail!!"

[timvp]

You worked a "real job" for like 11 days of your life.

You better be praising God many times a day.

Hmmm ... let me think. Albertson's lasted about three or four days til they told me to clean the toilets. Party City about a week. Man those were the worst 11 days of my life.

I can't stand people telling me what to do. Especially the type of people who have acheived the level of "manager" at said stores.

:madrun

[ChumpDumper]

I'm upset I wasn't offered the reviewing job. I'm way more judgmental than JB.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm upset I wasn't offered the reviewing job. I'm way more judgmental than JB.

We thought you were retired from the workforce and living off karaoke millions.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

[Melmart1]

you guys want to knw a secret.. this one website that shall remain anobymous.. i compile AP reports and put them in my own words, and they pay me pretty good for it.. only last two weeks they wanted me to turn in movie reviews and they were willin to pay me by the hour to look up other reviews of movies i havent seen to write "original" reviews for them... hahahahaha, hilarious! i have made enough in movie "reiviews" the last four weeks to pay this month's rent!

[ChumpDumper]

We thought you were retired from the workforce and living off karaoke millions.Half right.

[Kori Ellis]

you guys want to knw a secret.. this one website that shall remain anobymous.. i compile AP reports and put them in my own words, and they pay me pretty good for it.. only last two weeks they wanted me to turn in movie reviews and they were willin to pay me by the hour to look up other reviews of movies i havent seen to write "original" reviews for them... hahahahaha, hilarious! i have made enough in movie "reiviews" the last four weeks to pay this month's rent!

Melmart's on the Pay for Plagiarism Program :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you guys want to knw a secret.. this one website that shall remain anobymous.. i compile AP reports and put them in my own words, and they pay me pretty good for it.. only last two weeks they wanted me to turn in movie reviews and they were willin to pay me by the hour to look up other reviews of movies i havent seen to write "original" reviews for them... hahahahaha, hilarious! i have made enough in movie "reiviews" the last four weeks to pay this month's rent!

This isn't AC, is it?

[Kori Ellis]

Half right.

1/2 millions?

[ChumpDumper]

That is a great racket, Mel. I got through school doing the same thing, but I called them essays and seminar papers.

[timvp]

ChumpDumper one day we will open up a basketball scouting website and make milllllllllllllions. You got the NBDL I got the CBA. :cooldevil

[timvp]

ChumpDumper one day we will open up a basketball scouting website and make milllllllllllllions. You got the NBDL I got the CBA. :cooldevil

In a related note, I was looking to see how old Eddie Robinson is these days. He's a lot older than I thought.

http://www.nba.com/dleague/playerfile/eddie_robinson/index.html?nav=page

[Melmart1]

This isn't AC, is it?
AC?

[ChumpDumper]

The president of the Toros said he should put us on the payroll after the game Friday. I don't think he's even seen the articles and posts.

[ChumpDumper]

ChumpDumper one day we will open up a basketball scouting website and make milllllllllllllions. You got the NBDL I got the CBA. :cooldevilDeal. I love this shit.

[Kori Ellis]

The president of the Toros said he should put us on the payroll after the game Friday. I don't think he's even seen the articles and posts.

I need to start putting your articles on WOAI so you can get some press.

That latest one is from tonight, right?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to start a vulgar news website. It's accurate, unbiased news told in a very vulgar fashion.

[Melmart1]

i noticed timvp did not respond to my take on "our" rangers... i KNEW it.. he was just being a tease.. he isn't even quasi rangers fan :depressed

[Kori Ellis]

I want to start a vulgar news website. It's accurate, unbiased news told in a very vulgar fashion.

Brilliant, Midge.

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, I've just been calling them game notes because I'm not putting much into them. I'll do a proper article soon.

[3rdCoast]

I want to start a vulgar news website. It's accurate, unbiased news told in a very vulgar fashion.

Would you watch 'Naked News'?

[Kori Ellis]

i noticed timvp did not respond to my take on "our" rangers... i KNEW it.. he was just being a tease.. he isn't even quasi rangers fan :depressed

Yes, he is actually. He was a diehard Expos fan and a partial Rangers fan. But "ever since the Yankees ruined baseball" he reads everything about baseball on the internet and barely watches games.

[3rdCoast]

Rangers will always be second fiddle until they WIN.

BTW, Tex will smash 50 this season.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, I've just been calling them game notes because I'm not putting much into them. I'll do a proper article soon.

Can I put tonight's "Game Notes" on WOAI anyway? It's good because it talks about Jamar Smith a lot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Naked News is too tame for me. I would have news told by a twat. A female would sit on a desk with her legs spread and use her fingers to move her labias back and forth to an anchorman's voice. To the retarded, it would seem like the female's twat was speaking the daily headlines.

[Kori Ellis]

So, Chumpdumper .. is your girlfriend better at karaoke than you, or tonight was a fluke win for her?

[3rdCoast]

Naked News is too tame for me. I would have news told by a twat. A female would sit on a desk with her legs spread and use her fingers to move her labias back and forth to an anchorman's voice. To the retarded, it would seem like the female's twat was speaking the daily headlines.

I could see that happening.

I like the way you think.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel the public would feel more comfortable hearing the news from a twat than most news anchors.

[3rdCoast]

Twat and News Anchor are pretty much synonymous.

[Melmart1]

Yes, he is actually. He was a diehard Expos fan and a partial Rangers fan. But "ever since the Yankees ruined baseball" he reads everything about baseball on the internet and barely watches games.
this is TRAGIC.. he should watch "Our" rangers.. I tell ya, this was the best part of coming home.. watching rangers games.. i know their record sucks worse than a hoover and nothing they have done so far has been great.. but they have some great guys in the farm who will pay divedends... i was fortunate enough to make it to some missions games vs. the triple-a farm club of the rangers and there is LOTS of hope...

since Kori confirmed it.. i apologize for guffawing TIMVP'S post...

HOWEVER.. prove to me that you are one of the 40 or so (semi-good) Rangers fans in existence and I will never doubt you again... :fro

[ChumpDumper]

So, Chumpdumper .. is your girlfriend better at karaoke than you, or tonight was a fluke win for her?Like I said, we're 2-2 lifetime. She didn't even make the 1st cut in this SA contest, but that's because the KJ was drunk and hitting on me. Damn she was pissed.

[Melmart1]

Rangers will always be second fiddle until they WIN.

BTW, Tex will smash 50 this season.
Yes, I believe he willl... he is awesome... so since you know about baseball, let me ask you...

Manny Ramirez is on the block... Sox want Michael Young for him.. would you do that trade and why/why not?

[3rdCoast]

What time does McDonalds start serving breakfast?

[midgetonadonkey]

A talking news twat is a brilliant idea.

[3rdCoast]

Yes, I believe he willl... he is awesome... so since you know about baseball, let me ask you...

Manny Ramirez is on the block... Sox want Michael Young for him.. would you do that trade and why/why not?

No.

FUCK NO.

Manny is a headache.

All he does is cause problems and cry.

[Kori Ellis]

Like I said, we're 2-2 lifetime. She didn't even make the 1st cut in this SA contest, but that's because the KJ was drunk and hitting on me. Damn she was pissed.
:lol

So did you meet your girl doing karaoke? or you just both happened to like it?

[Melmart1]

No.

FUCK NO.

Manny is a headache.

All he does is cause problems and cry.
well.. you are more than just a stats fan.. nice...

Manny is a big baby most of them time and Michael Young... he is a team player, a leader and a damn fine baseball player... they better trade Tex before him!

[3rdCoast]

well.. you are more than just a stats fan.. nice...

Manny is a big baby most of them time and Michael Young... he is a team player, a leader and a damn fine baseball player... they better trade Tex before him!

I want Manny to go to the Yankees.

I would love to see his ass cry and bitch and cause even more problems for the Yanks.

I hope the Yanks burn in hell.

They represent all that is evil and wrong in this world.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol

So did you meet your girl doing karaoke? or you just both happened to like it?Yeah, we met at a karaoke bar out in Californa. I went to the bar with my roomate for almost a year before I get drunk enough to sing, now we're the fucking halftime show.

[3rdCoast]

What time does McDonalds start serving breakfast?

I can go to a 24 hr McDonalds and get a buger or some nuggets..

BUT

I want some breakfast from there.

What time do they start serving it?

[Kori Ellis]

I can go to a 24 hr McDonalds and get a buger or some nuggets..

BUT

I want some breakfast from there.

What time do they start serving it?

My guess is 5am, but I don't know for sure.

[ChumpDumper]

I can go to a 24 hr McDonalds and get a buger or some nuggets..

BUT

I want some breakfast from there.

What time do they start serving it?After midnight at the one near me, your mileage may vary.

[3rdCoast]

My guess is 5am, but I don't know for sure.

That's unacceptable.

I will be crashed out by then.

Options Available:

What-A-Burger
Las Palapas
Taco Cabana
Jack in the Box
McDonalds

[3rdCoast]

After midnight at the one near me, your mileage may vary.
What location is that?

[ChumpDumper]

Braker and 183

[ChumpDumper]

I know the one at Wurzbach and Babcock doesn't serve breakfast til 5.

[timvp]

OUR rangers?!?!??!

Thing is.. i agree about GMJ.. HOWEVER.. i keep reading how the MLB outrageous contracts seasons are going to be aroudn for a few years.. so if Rangers want to compete in next 4 yeras, they better pay up.. cus this upswing shows no signs of waning...


I wouldn't mind Hicks laying out the money for a good player. Like next summer if he lands Vernon Wells for Soriano money, I'd take that over giving Gary freakin' Matthews freakin' Jr. $50. Spend big, but spend wisely.

Of the main FA's still out there, I most like Zito. But if his pricetag goes over $75M, I'd step away.


And yes, Skanks ruined baseball by making it about big money... how are small markets or big markets with little fanbase (like "our" rangers) supposed to compete... as much as i love my Cowboys, i know they are partially responsible for no coverage of rangers...

Sample of dallas news:

"Rangers have FINALLY wont the World Series... But first... breaking news!!!! Tony Romo has a hangnail!!"

Part of the reason I've distanced myself from the Rangers is I hate Dallas fans. Cowboys, Rangers, Mavericks ... they all suck. Part of me wouldn't be happy if the Rangers won a world series because that would bring joy to Mav fans.

But yeah, I started following baseball hardcore first. Starting with the '88 world series up until the '94 strike, I was baseball fanatic. But that '94 strike killed me because my Expos were going to win the championship that year. That was a freakin' wicked team. Best record in the league and they weren't even play up to their capabilities yet. That was one of the best teams I've ever seen.

And the Rangers of that era were damn cool. '89-94 I probably watched 90% of Rangers games. I was Jeff Frye's number one fan. :fro

Maybe one day i'll watch baseball again but that won't be until the economics of the game is fixed.

[3rdCoast]

Braker and 183
That in San Antonio?

[timvp]

this is TRAGIC.. he should watch "Our" rangers.. I tell ya, this was the best part of coming home.. watching rangers games.. i know their record sucks worse than a hoover and nothing they have done so far has been great.. but they have some great guys in the farm who will pay divedends... i was fortunate enough to make it to some missions games vs. the triple-a farm club of the rangers and there is LOTS of hope...

since Kori confirmed it.. i apologize for guffawing TIMVP'S post...

HOWEVER.. prove to me that you are one of the 40 or so (semi-good) Rangers fans in existence and I will never doubt you again... :fro

I'm more of a Rangers observer than a Rangers fan. If Arlington can be moved about 200 more miles away from Dallas I'll become hardcore again.

[ChumpDumper]

That in San Antonio?Austin

Just go to Jack in the Box.

[3rdCoast]

Austin

Just go to Jack in the Box.

Perhaps.

I am pondering the situation.

[3rdCoast]

Let's get a quick run down of what was learned here tonight.

1. McDonalds in Austin serves breakfast after midnight
2. Melmart makes a living re-wording other peoples reviews
3. JohnnyBlaze is going to work at Wal-Mart
4. Midgetonadonkey wants to hear his news from a vagina
5. timvp is a Rangers voyer

[Melmart1]

I wouldn't mind Hicks laying out the money for a good player. Like next summer if he lands Vernon Wells for Soriano money, I'd take that over giving Gary freakin' Matthews freakin' Jr. $50. Spend big, but spend wisely.

Of the main FA's still out there, I most like Zito. But if his pricetag goes over $75M, I'd step away.



Part of the reason I've distanced myself from the Rangers is I hate Dallas fans. Cowboys, Rangers, Mavericks ... they all suck. Part of me wouldn't be happy if the Rangers won a world series because that would bring joy to Mav fans.

But yeah, I started following baseball hardcore first. Starting with the '88 world series up until the '94 strike, I was baseball fanatic. But that '94 strike killed me because my Expos were going to win the championship that year. That was a freakin' wicked team. Best record in the league and they weren't even play up to their capabilities yet. That was one of the best teams I've ever seen.

And the Rangers of that era were damn cool. '89-94 I probably watched 90% of Rangers games. I was Jeff Frye's number one fan. :fro

Maybe one day i'll watch baseball again but that won't be until the economics of the game is fixed.
I feel your pain about Mavs fans... funny thing is, I have been a Cowboys fan since I was a fetus.. so it never occured to me... until last season, during the playoffs.. GOD!!! those Mavs fans were the worst motherfuckers who ever came here! I mean, beyond comprehension! I got emails to me personally... calling me a spic, telling me i was as good as dead... what the fuck?!?!

But as sure as I admit to those things, I will say that there HAS to be a few really dedicated rangers fans up in the metroplex... i have gone to rangers games and at least 1/3 are from the area... why are you such assholes?!?!? that is all i have to ask..

hahha, can you guys tell i am in writer mode, i write way too much.... and if you don't like it.. too fucking bad... :fro

[ChumpDumper]

Let's get a quick run down of what was learned here tonight.

1. McDonalds in Austin serves breakfast after midnight
2. Melmart makes a living re-wording other peoples reviews
3. JohnnyBlaze is going to work at Wal-Mart
4. Midgetonadonkey wants to hear his news from a vagina
5. timvp is a Rangers voyer
Oh and my girlfriend's new cat has the worst sense of balance ever observed in a feline.

Sad.

Funny, but sad.

[Melmart1]

I'm more of a Rangers observer than a Rangers fan. If Arlington can be moved about 200 more miles away from Dallas I'll become hardcore again.
sooo.. if the rangers would come down to south texas, you would follow? See, cus i think Mexico would follow.. they sure do love their baseball down there...

[timvp]

sooo.. if the rangers would come down to south texas, you would follow? See, cus i think Mexico would follow.. they sure do love their baseball down there...

Oh hell yes. I'd be the Rangers number one fan. I just can stand Dallasites. I've been to Dallas and I just hate everyone there.

[ChumpDumper]

Rangers will never win anything until the put a roof over that damn stadium.

[3rdCoast]

I plan on going to Dallas in a few weeks.

I will have to see if they are assholes or not.

[Melmart1]

Oh hell yes. I'd be the Rangers number one fan. I just can stand Dallasites. I've been to Dallas and I just hate everyone there.
I can't say if fault you... :depressed i hate dallas fans too.. even as a fan of two of their teams.. they just don't seem loyal...

but whether dallas fans are loyal or not.. that will not change my stance... rangers forever... which of course means that i am a glutton for punishment...

[Melmart1]

you know what? the more i think of it.. the more i think timvp is just messing with my emotions... nobody here is a rangers fan... the few who follow prolly still don't know 1. what outfielder we already signed and 2. who we offered arbitration to...

[ChumpDumper]

My sister is a big Rangers fan. And she looks like a lesbian. Does that help?

[timvp]

Cat and Padilla.

Come on now.

[timvp]

ChumpDumper, I feel sorry that you have to watch Brad Buckman play basketball. I'm surprised the Toros haven't signed Travis Mays yet.

[timvp]

Oh damn, BJ Tyler. Where is he and why don't the Toros have him as a 11th man mascot?

[ChumpDumper]

:lol I just sit and wonder would he be any good if he had knees?

I'm not sure, but we had another guy from Anaheim that turns red when he plays.

Dueling Zoidbergs.

[timvp]

you know what? the more i think of it.. the more i think timvp is just messing with my emotions... nobody here is a rangers fan... the few who follow prolly still don't know 1. what outfielder we already signed and 2. who we offered arbitration to...

How long have you been a Rangers fan? What was Kenny Rogers original role with the club and what did he do between pitches that made him infamous?

Thaa-a-aa-a-aanks.

[Melmart1]

Cat and Padilla.

Come on now.
Well... you could have just googled them...

But Cat was a GREAT signing.. considrering this FA market... a guy with his BA at that price,... and Vicente will be here next year... and he is a good 2/3 behind Millwood... let's hope for Zito.. you gotta get what you can now... cus these guys in a few years you wont be able to trade for them and then you aree stuck with nothing... i rather be stuck with zito's big contract than nothing.... since the market shows no sings of waning...

baseball is tricky... no salary cap... FUCK steinbrennar!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

For the record, Fu Manchu CRUSHED tonight.
Best gig of the year by far.
That is all.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i mite be goin vietnam this thursday, for 2 and half months, summer holidays fuckn sucks with water drought restrictions :(:(

[CuckingFunt]

Y'all were some talkative mofos last night.

[I make banners]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/quattro.gif

[ashbeeigh]

Y'all were some talkative mofos last night.

I agree. What was it? Like 12 pages?

[Silver21_Black20]

Another MIA is ORION.

midge, what has come of ORION?

[Squid]

Orion is currently sipping drinks on a beach in Western Puerto Rico.

[Silver21_Black20]

How come I wasn't invited?

[Squid]

It's because he is intimidated by your tallness.

[Melmart1]

I am squid's bitch.

[Squid]

Would you like for me to swim around your uterus too?

[Silver21_Black20]

Yesterday, I forgot to say that I would go to a GTG too to meet Mel :D

[Squid]

Yesterday, I forgot to say that I would go to a GTG too to meet Mel :D

Can I swim around your uterus too?

[Richard Cranium]

I enjoy social events.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can I swim around your uterus too?

I'm sure Cucking and Mel want you to themselves.

[Squid]

There's plenty of Squid to go around.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's unacceptable.

I will be crashed out by then.

Options Available:

What-A-Burger
Las Palapas
Taco Cabana
Jack in the Box
McDonalds

Las Palapas is so close to you, just do that.

And the breakfast tacos are always fresh that late at that location anyway.

[Silver21_Black20]

Las Palapas is so close to you, just do that.

And the breakfast tacos are always fresh that late at that location anyway.

Hahahaha...I think 3rd could have used your advice at 3am, not now.

[Melmart1]

I would be open to a 3some with squid and SB. :eyebrows

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hahahaha...I think 3rd could have used your advice at 3am, not now.

Shaddap woman! LP is 24 hours and that's good information for the many more 3 a.m.'s that 3C will face.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would be open to a 3some with squid and SB. :eyebrows

With SB, it's more like a 7-foot-some.

[Richard Cranium]

Cabana Bowl!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just an idea of typing out college box scores for agate.



College Basketball
Area Women

Incarnate Word 51, Arkansas Tech 49

Arkansas Tech: As. Grappe 3-4 0-0 9, Mahan 3-7 0-1 9, McCormick 3-11 7-7 13, Morrison 0-0 0-0 0, Dennis 1-4 3-4 5, Am. Grappe 4-7 1-2 10, Earles 0-1 0-0 0, Domingos 0-3 1-2 1, Severson 0-2 2-2 2. Totals 14-39 14-18 49.

Incarnate Word: Shindler 5-9 1-2 11, Sledge 1-6 0-0 3, Robinson 5-15 0-0 10, Torru 4-10 1-2 10, Hardy 6-7 2-3 15, Green 0-0 0-0 0, Harvey 0-5 0-0 0, Kava 0-3 2-2 2, Lopez 0-1 0-0 0, Mays 0-1 0-0 0. Totals 21-57 6-9 51.

Halftime—Tied at 28. Three-point goals—Arkansas Tech 7-17 (As. Grappe 3-4, Mahan 3-6, Am. Grappe 1-1, Earles 0-1, Domingos 0-1, Severson 0-1, McCormick 0-1, Dennis 0-2), Incarnate Word 3-13 (Hardy 1-1, Torru 1-4, Sledge 1-4, Kava 0-1, Robinson 0-3). Fouled Out—None. Rebounds—Arkansas Tech 35 (McCormick 8), Incarnate Word 30 (Robinson 7). Assists—Arkansas Tech 3 (McCormick 2), Incarnate Word 5 (Robinson, Hardy 2). Total Fouls—Arkansas Tech 10, Incarnate Word 16. A—90.

[CuckingFunt]

I would be open to a 3some with squid and SB. :eyebrows:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor CuckingFunt. Left out of the threeway. Don't worry, I was left out too.

[Richard Cranium]

me three

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/prettywoman.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.spurstalk.com/ljhairfront.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ross-b.jpg
There is a very strong resemblance there.

[mookie2001]

this thread makes the official hurricaine katrina thread look like conservative haiku

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit does LJ paint happy pine trees?

[ShoogarBear]

JUST SAY NO



. . . to CuckingFunt's new avatar.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

JUST SAY NO



. . . to CuckingFunt's new avatar.

Agreed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manny, they ended up replacing the HD as far as I can tell.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I'm watching this Winky Wright-Ike Quartey fight and some motherfucker keeps screaming "Bye Bye Ike" throughout the whole fight and it's pissing me off to no end. Argh!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Eight fucking rounds of this shit.

If I were any of the contingent of Oscar De La Hoya, Sugar Shane Mosley and Bernard Hopkins, I'd throw a five-punch combo on that bastard's larynx with the quickness.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There's some disturbance going on in the crowd...distracted Winky for a bit...I'm kinda hoping it's that bastard getting his ass kicked.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they're showing pantera headbanger's ball on mtv2

[MannyIsGod]

I was playing FEAR. That game kicks ass.

[Silver21_Black20]

What kind of game is that?

[MannyIsGod]

Its a creepy first person shooter. Its kinda like resident evil.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/screen0/920744_20040818_screen004.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/screen0/920744_20040818_screen007.jpg

[Marklar MM]

What kind of game is that?

The people who brought you Half-Life are the designers of FEAR. You are a special tactical unit brought in to kill a guy. He was engineered to be able to manipulate minds or some shit. He controls a group of soldiers that die if he dies. He puts illusions of a little girl in your head. The little girl looks like the girl from the Ring. It is a bit of a fearsome game.

[Marklar MM]

You are in the dark alot, then out of nowhere, the girl pops up. I remember when I went into an air vent to leave an area, the lights went out climbing the ladder, I get into the vent, crawl a bit. Then the girl pops up ahead of me and started crawling towards me. SCARY.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, the first time I saw that little girl crab walking in the air ducts I freaked. Then last night I was playing in the dark and some dude jumps in my face out of no where and I literally jumped back in my chair.

[MannyIsGod]

You are in the dark alot, then out of nowhere, the girl pops up. I remember when I went into an air vent to leave an area, the lights went out climbing the ladder, I get into the vent, crawl a bit. Then the girl pops up ahead of me and started crawling towards me. SCARY.YES. That spider crawl was fucking FREAKY.

[Silver21_Black20]

Eh...I'd rather play Tetris. I would kick both of your asses at it.

[Marklar MM]

http://media.g4tv.com/images/imagedb2/395/39561_L.jpg
http://asia.cnet.com/i/r/2005/nb/39298502/fear_sc.jpg
http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/638/638950/440xfear0031girl_1123209524.jpg
http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/638/638950/440xfear0003blood_1123209611.jpg
http://img.presence-pc.com/news/g/i/girl6_resized.jpg
http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/129/932918_20060510_screen002.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Eh...I'd rather play Tetris. I would kick both of your asses at it.Ha, I rule at Tetris. You would so go down.

[Trainwreck2100]

Tetris=The shit Multiplayer Tetris=crap

[Silver21_Black20]

Should I start a Tetris GTG thread?

[MannyIsGod]

hahaha, do it.

[Trainwreck2100]

I got so bored playinhg tetris I just started purposefully setting up so I could get Tetris 90% of the time The tetris on the gameboy color had a continue feature and 1 time I got to 1million+ points. And that's why I never get laid ladies and gentlemen

[Das Texan]

tetris was always fun.


anyone ever play teh sega counterpart, columns?

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

Its a creepy first person shooter. Its kinda like resident evil.



No way I'm delivering to your place ever again! Fuck your non-tipping ass.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just finished decorating my Christmas tree.

Anyone else buy a real tree?

[Das Texan]

real trees make real messes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you know Doug E. Fresh is a scientologist?

[atlfan25]

fuck trees, i just finished decorating my cactus for christmas

[Silver21_Black20]

real trees make real messes.

You just have to sweep the mess. Geez...

[TheTruth]

fucking cats in trees make messes.

[Das Texan]

it will be fun when i buy my house next year.

i hope it has carpet so i can rip it all out. i hope its new carpet too.