Free Quattro Razor (2)

[atxrocker]

you are all lame

except for squid and the funt


wtf? i agree with ministry deserving the win.

[atxrocker]

it's the other bullshit i got a prob with

[atxrocker]

it's obvious stone sour don't belong...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

CBF/LMB,

http://russianshanson.com/images/eb/Immolation_failures_for_gods_1.jpg

go listen to these guys then try to tell me that they are not one of the best bands you've ever heard.

[ashbeeigh]

why dont you just go get drunk then?

I couldn't. I was hosting the party and the other person was beyond shitfaced, so I had to be the reasonable one. Yeah, me, the reasonable one.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1436/ravingrabbidson4.gif

[katyon6th]

what the fuck are you talking about

How many times have I asked you not to call me that bullshit? You know what I'm talking about.

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn, CBF went to see GWAR?? I totally missed out.

[CuckingFunt]

Sigh.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/6/c/96c7f4b006b310f2f9857e1b3af9310d.gif

[CuckingFunt]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1436/ravingrabbidson4.gifThis is hypnotic.

[Fillmoe]

is atxrocker having a conversation with himself or am i just really that blown?

[Trainwreck2100]

This is hypnotic.

As hypnotic as this???






http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3222/52f0e862ke4qv8.gif

[Fillmoe]

not only is that hypnotic.... but i stared at it so long it gave me headache

[ObiwanGinobili]

not hypnotic.. just dizzying after a bit.

[ORION]

What do walruses and tupperware have in common ?

[CuckingFunt]

What do walruses and tupperware have in common ?They're both looking for a tight seal.



Tilt your head back more!

[CuckingFunt]

As hypnotic as this???

More so.

A boob GIF does little for me, since I've got an interactive set of my own.

[ORION]

They're both looking for a tight seal.



Tilt your head back more!
that was pretty damn funny

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What do walruses and tupperware have in common ?





They're both looking for a tight seal.



Tilt your head back more!


:lol
That was funny.
I'm REALLY starting to like that show.

[ORION]

:lol
That was funny.
I'm REALLY starting to like that show.
its a good wholesome show with lots of family values. Can't wait until the movie comes out next year

[CuckingFunt]

its a good wholesome show with lots of family values.

I agree.

Especially when the talking (underage?) wad of meat looks into the possibility of purchasing a handjob from an unknown voice over actor.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I still like "Metalocalypse" better than "ATHF", but I've got to admit that "ATHF" are a VERY close second.

[CuckingFunt]

I always feel so sad when I see the Quattro has fallen almost to the second page.

[Kori Ellis]

SpursTalk Christmas Party.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55635

Be there.

[Das Texan]

SpursTalk Christmas Party.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55635

Be there.


or be square?



will there be any hot chicks there?

[Kori Ellis]

or be square?



will there be any hot chicks there?

Of course.

I'm assuming that Spurschick, angel luv, Silver21Black20, Katy, Spurswoman and all the rest of the forum hot chicks will be there.

[Das Texan]

Of course.

I'm assuming that Spurschick, angel luv, Silver21Black20, Katy, Spurswoman and all the rest of the forum hot chicks will be there.


cant beat hot chicks.

[CuckingFunt]

cant beat hot chicks.Well... you can, but you shouldn't.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

cant beat hot chicks.

That might cost you extra.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2mq3gs_3Y&mode=related&search=

Sometimes I think that the fact I still know all the words to this song is the most telling sign of my insanity.

[TheSanityAnnex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2mq3gs_3Y&mode=related&search=

Sometimes I think that the fact I still know all the words to this song is the most telling sign of my insanity.

"Oh man, they showed that little girls circuit panel. Isnt that child pornography?":lmao

[Jekka]

This final is sucking so much I actually took a break to clean. I would rather clean than write ... hell must be freezing over.

[ashbeeigh]

This final is sucking so much I actually took a break to clean. I would rather clean than write ... hell must be freezing over.

I hope it ends up well. You're almost done!

[ashbeeigh]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/fia.jpg

I just looked up from the couch while I was studying and noticed someone had rearranged the letters this weekend. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate old women.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I hate old women.


even fat whoreish ones?

[Silver21_Black20]

Listening to Howard Stern while working :tu

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

An idea who's time is long overdue:

http://www.myownmidget.com/

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Does anyone have the link to the clip of Pauly Shore getting punched in the head by a heckler at a club in Odessa?

[CuckingFunt]

An idea who's time is long overdue:

http://www.myownmidget.com/That might be even more convenient than a helper monkey.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That might be even more convenient than a helper monkey.

Probably less of a chance of getting a handful of poop thrown at you by the midget, too.

[CuckingFunt]

Probably less of a chance of getting a handful of poop thrown at you by the midget, too.Well, I don't know about that. I've heard they're ornery little fuckers.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there anything greater than walking hand in hand with the girl you love through a beautiful park?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there anything greater than walking hand in hand with the girl you love through a beautiful park?

Yeah, it's called fucking.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes I think Midge has turned into a fucking homo.

[midgetonadonkey]

He's not as wicked and wild, wicked wild, as he once was.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah you're too love sick

[midgetonadonkey]

I must learn how to become the perfect combination of the New Midge and the Old Midge.

[ShoogarBear]

The Old Midge would beat the shit out of the New Midge.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd pay $5 to see that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd pay $5 to see that.

Really?

[midgetonadonkey]

Both Midge's are hard up for cash.

[ShoogarBear]

It would have to be winner take all.

[Silver21_Black20]

And the fight would have to take place in Jell-O.

[ShoogarBear]

Suddenly I lost interest.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we substitute menudo for jello?

[ShoogarBear]

For a moment there I thought you were going to say something else that begins with me

[Silver21_Black20]

For a moment there I thought you were going to say something else that begins with me

Mecco?

[midgetonadonkey]

burnt mecco

[ShoogarBear]

That's Old Midge style.

[Silver21_Black20]

And The New Midge's style is daisies.

[ShoogarBear]

I was thinking pansies.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Daniel.jpg

This dude sang a Shania Twain song today at our Christmas party.

[Silver21_Black20]

What's his name?

[ShoogarBear]

That's the New Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Daniel. Why? You want me to hook you up?

[midgetonadonkey]

That's the New Midge.

The New Midge would've applauded his retarded efforts. The Old Midge had to leave the room because laughter could not be held in.

[ShoogarBear]

I like how he give the "V for Victory" sign. Very hip.

[Silver21_Black20]

Daniel. Why? You want me to hook you up?

:lol

He seems like the type of guy that can have any girl he wants. He'll pass on me.

[ShoogarBear]

He seems like the type of guy that can have any girl he wants.It's the hat, isn't it?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

He seems like the type of guy that can have any girl he wants. He'll pass on me.

You are right. His Pokemon shirts are a hit with the ladies.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's the hat, isn't it?

It's the nametag.

[CuckingFunt]

It's the Shania Twain.

[CuckingFunt]

What classic pin-up are you?

http://images.quizilla.com/M/Medox/1039424196_zbettiepic.jpg
You're Bettie Page!

Take this quiz (http://quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=17&url=http://www.quizilla.com/users/Medox/quizzes/)!




Yes. I'm THAT bored.

[Billy Cobham]

I wish I knew what my password is for my other login name!

[ShoogarBear]

You don't remember your p/w for tlongII?

[batman2883]

and then i yelled, where are my marbles i cant find my marbles

[Billy Cobham]

You don't remember your p/w for tlongII?

Nope. It was system assigned.

[batman2883]

i just pooted

[batman2883]

midgeonadonkey is spanish for "i love girls with the big bootay's"

[Kori Ellis]

Nope. It was system assigned.

I'll change your TLong password right now and send it to you on Billy Cobham PM.

[batman2883]

hes lying kori he doesnt deserve a password

[Kori Ellis]

hes lying kori he doesnt deserve a password

Can you help me in this thread about New Year's?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55475

[ObiwanGinobili]

What classic pin-up are you?

http://images.quizilla.com/M/Medox/1039424196_zbettiepic.jpg
You're Bettie Page!

Take this quiz (http://quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=17&url=http://www.quizilla.com/users/Medox/quizzes/)!




Yes. I'm THAT bored.


damn it. I got the same one.

http://images.quizilla.com/M/Medox/1039424196_zbettiepic.jpg
You're Bettie Page!

Take this quiz (http://quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=17&url=http://www.quizilla.com/users/Medox/quizzes/)!


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I bet all the answers are Betty Paige.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i need to get the betty paisge movie from netflix....
i am goign to do that right now.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Found it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtrBZJ9pYC0

Apparently it was all a set-up.
Too bad.

[johngayswhitely]

Matt Leinart is a better stand up comedian than Pauly Shore.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet all the answers are Betty Paige.

No. The person who sent it to me was Brigitte Bardot.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2857260261081303370&q=funny+cat

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't sleep.

Macbeth does murder sleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

Macbeth shall sleep no more!

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

Who are you?

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

Who are you?

Good question...

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you a spy?

[ShoogarBear]

Where has 1Billups1 been?

[midgetonadonkey]

it is my opinion that 1Billups1=SilverBlack

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hoof hearted?
Ice melted.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you a spy?

Maybe.

[Silver21_Black20]

it is my opinion that 1Billups1=SilverBlack

Maybe.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm 1Billups1.

He went away because I got tired of always keeping to windows open.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm 1Billups1.

He went away because I got tired of always keeping to windows open.For true?

[CuckingFunt]

For true?No.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Who?

[Das Texan]

I'm Modesto Garza.

[CuckingFunt]

DGLF#54,927's name looks longer without an avatar to balance it out.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I think he needs an avatar. Even a sucky one- even if it did suck, it couldnt be worse than the team in his name anyways...

[Melmart1]

Oopsie.. double post.

[ShoogarBear]

No.Tease. :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I think he needs an avatar. Even a sucky one- even if it did suck, it couldnt be worse than the team in his name anyways...Look who's talking. You and Funt have the Worst Avatars Ever.

[CuckingFunt]

Tease. :madrunMoi?

:dramaquee

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I prefer quality over quantity.

[CuckingFunt]

Look who's talking. You and Funt have the Worst Avatars Ever.I was going to change it for the holidays, Shoog, but I couldn't find what I was looking for. All the sexy Santa pin up girls I found looked crappy when resized.

[Melmart1]

Look who's talking. You and Funt have the Worst Avatars Ever.

This from a man with HEDO TURKOGLU in his avatar? Gimme some of what you are :hat

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Any avatar suggestions?

I need a muse.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Any avatar suggestions?

I need a muse.

Well, going with the theme of the title under your name, how about a picture of Randal Graves himself?

http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/images/pics/randal1.gif

[ShoogarBear]

This from a man with HEDO TURKOGLU in his avatar? Gimme some of what you are :hatThat was done only after extreme pressure for the Spurs Fans Solidarity Thread.

If the Spurs ever go on a serious losing streak I'm going back to the Bear in a Flash.

[CuckingFunt]

Any avatar suggestions?

I need a muse.A nice, beefy, sandwich?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/33/roastbeeflgxh6.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Any avatar suggestions?

I need a muse.Dood . . .

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/25/sports/lions_fan.jpghttp://www.allsports.com/store/images/items/010/010_2572508906.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dood . . .

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/25/sports/lions_fan.jpghttp://www.allsports.com/store/images/items/010/010_2572508906.jpg

The guy with the bag should be embarrassed that he doesn't know the fucking apostrophe rule.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dood . . .

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/25/sports/lions_fan.jpghttp://www.allsports.com/store/images/items/010/010_2572508906.jpg


Oh that is way too good to pass up.

[ORION]

where is everyone all the damn time ?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Any avatar suggestions?

I need a muse.


the fan in the lion face avatar.
you;ve used it before.
it;s my fave. stick with that one.

[ObiwanGinobili]

where is everyone all the damn time ?


where are you all the time?

[CuckingFunt]

where is everyone all the damn time ?Hiding.

Behind the bushes.

Shhhhh... don't tell!

[ShoogarBear]

The guy with the bag should be embarrassed that he doesn't know the fucking apostrophe rule.Also that he doesn't know how to spell embarrassed.

[ObiwanGinobili]

How many times do you think I can watch Madagascar today without my head exploding?

[1369]

How many times do you think I can watch Madagascar today without my head exploding?

You did not raise your hand and therefore your egregious comments will be stricken from the record.

[ORION]

How many times do you think I can watch Madagascar today without my head exploding?
my 2 year old knows every line to the peguin christmas

[ORION]

Hiding.

Behind the bushes.

Shhhhh... don't tell!
yeah I wanted to talk to you about that ..........I can see you and that is a poison ivy bush.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah I wanted to talk to you about that ..........I can see you and that is a poison ivy bush.Well... shit.

[ObiwanGinobili]

What is the simple bite on the buttocks among friends?

[ORION]

What is the simple bite on the buttocks among friends?
KABOOM KABOOM ! AAAHAHAHH
Yes Rico ....KABOOM

[1369]

What is the simple bite on the buttocks among friends?

Mine has a gecko on it.

[angel_luv]

For the SpursTalk Women:

My aunt sent me this:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter- usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-asthmatic man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

:spless:

angel said "ass"!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:spless:

angel said "ass"!

holy crap. hell hath frozen over. :dizzy

[ObiwanGinobili]

See Maurice? Mr. Alex was only grooming his friend!

[angel_luv]

Whatever are you guys talking about? :angel

[tlongII]

Whatever are you guys talking about? :angel



Last edited by angel_luv : Today at 09:08 AM.

:nope

[1369]

Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

[angel_luv]

:nope

:oops I feel so sheepish.

But won't you at least give me due props for my quick thinking? :)

[ORION]

See Maurice? Mr. Alex was only grooming his friend!
Can't you see you've insulted the freak

[ObiwanGinobili]

The Foosa.They're always annoying us by
trespassing, interrupting our parties.....



....and ripping our limbs off.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:oops I feel so sheepish.

But won't you at least give me due props for my quick thinking? :)

:lmao "sheepish" in a reply to tlong! :lol

:clap angel

[angel_luv]

:lmao "sheepish" in a reply to tlong! :lol

:clap angel


*Curtsey* :)

[ashbeeigh]

holy crap. I think I want to cut down al lthe cedar trees and they haven't even hit their peak yet.

[Das Texan]

cedar smells good when it burns.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/robheezy/4166_image.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/0209/1165933970131.jpg

which is funnier?

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. where has everyone gone?

[mcornelio]

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Roadrunner or AT&T Yahoo high speed internet?

[jman3000]

Roadrunner or AT&T Yahoo high speed internet?
att is gonna be cheaper... i think roadrunner starts @ 35 but att starts @ 15... i have a 19.99 package going now and so far it's been great.

[Silver21_Black20]

att is gonna be cheaper... i think roadrunner starts @ 35 but att starts @ 15... i have a 19.99 package going now and so far it's been great.

I think I might get that one. For the time being......I'm still bumming the 'nets from the neighbor. Sucker!!

[Melmart1]

att wireless is great.. never had an issue and its much cheaper than i thought it would be

[jman3000]

I think I might get that one. For the time being......I'm still bumming the 'nets from the neighbor. Sucker!!

so what have you been up to lately?

[Silver21_Black20]

att wireless is great.. never had an issue and its much cheaper than i thought it would be

Do you have the 14.99 or the 19.99 one?

[Silver21_Black20]

so what have you been up to lately?

Work and going out every once in a while. I went to Dave & Buster's last night. Were you there? I thought I saw a guy that looked like you.

[jman3000]

Work and going out every once in a while. I went to Dave & Buster's last night. Were you there? I thought I saw a guy that looked like you.

:lol are you serious? i actually went with a friend of mine for some work party or something. i didn't see any giant hispanics walking around... u sure you were there?

[jman3000]

i asked the bar tender for the strongest stuff they had... so he gave me a shot of something called 151... after i took the shot i felt like my face was gonna melt.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol are you serious? i actually went with a friend of mine for some work party or something. i didn't see any giant hispanics walking around... u sure you were there?

:lol

I was there from 11:30 to 2am.

[Silver21_Black20]

i asked the bar tender for the strongest stuff they had... so he gave me a shot of something called 151... after i took the shot i felt like my face was gonna melt.

Wow. 151? For real? I heard that shit is strong.

I had three Marti Mojitos and a JaugerBomb.

[jman3000]

:lol

I was there from 11:30 to 2am.

I'm surprised i didn't see you walk in or leave... because that's about the same times i got there and left... o well... i really don't care or remember what you look like.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm surprised i didn't see you walk in or leave... because that's about the same times i got there and left... o well... i really don't care or remember what you look like.

That's cool cause I was too busy hanging out with my cool friends. I didn't have time to talk to anyone lame.

[CuckingFunt]

You know you're a procrastinator when you come into the office on a Saturday with the specific intention of getting a bit of extra work done and still end up dickin' around on the net.

[jman3000]

That's cool cause I was too busy hanging out with my cool friends. I didn't have time to talk to anyone lame.
:blah

when you were there did you by any chance see a lady with a huge mullet? she was playing some game near the bar. i actually saw her a few months ago @ a missions game and laughed my ass off when i saw her again.

i was drunk in the parking lot when they closed and asked her directions to the nearest ihop... i really just wanted an excuse to talk to her :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

:blah

when you were there did you by any chance see a lady with a huge mullet? she was playing some game near the bar. i actually saw her a few months ago @ a missions game and laughed my ass off when i saw her again.

i was drunk in the parking lot when they closed and asked her directions to the nearest ihop... i really just wanted an excuse to talk to her :depressed

I saw her :lol She had to of had the most bitchin' mullet I've ever seen.

[jman3000]

I saw her :lol She had to of had the most bitchin' mullet I've ever seen.
i got her number... maybe the 3 of us can get together soon :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

i got her number... maybe the 3 of us can get together soon :eyebrowsAnd, just like that, my procrastination has been cured!

[Silver21_Black20]

i got her number... maybe the 3 of us can get together soon :eyebrows

Haha...you liar. I saw her there with another woman.

[jman3000]

Haha...you liar. I saw her there with another woman.

fine ... then it can be 4... i don't care.

[ashbeeigh]

I am so glad I have nothing else to do until January 15th. And go with att Sandra. :tu The 19.99 one.

[Silver21_Black20]

And go with att Sandra. :tu The 19.99 one.

3-0 AT&T

Thanks ashbeeigh!

[Jekka]

i asked the bar tender for the strongest stuff they had... so he gave me a shot of something called 151... after i took the shot i felt like my face was gonna melt.
I have a bottle of 160 proof Stroh around here somewhere. That stuff is pretty vile.

[jman3000]

I have a bottle of 160 proof Stroh around here somewhere. That stuff is pretty vile.

yeah... i'm not too much of a bar guy so i didn't really know what the hell i was doing. just read that it's banned in some countries because the alc content is too high :lol

Bacardi 151 Rum is a high proof (75.5% alc/volume), dark aromatic rum produced by Bacardi. It is a form of overproof rum, which is not available in several countries due to it's excessive alcohol content.

[Jekka]

yeah... i'm not too much of a bar guy so i didn't really know what the hell i was doing. just read that it's banned in some countries because the alc content is too high :lol

Bacardi 151 Rum is a high proof (75.5% alc/volume), dark aromatic rum produced by Bacardi. It is a form of overproof rum, which is not available in several countries due to it's excessive alcohol content.
I haven't had 151 in my apartment in a while - that shit makes you crazy. Many memories of the times I've had it around though :drunk

[ashbeeigh]

We had some svedka at someone'es going away party this past weekend... that stuff was amazing. 80 proof.

And I haven't even touched 151 from all the stories I've heard about it.


3-0 AT&T

Thanks ashbeeigh!

No problem!

[Jekka]

We had some svedka at someone'es going away party this past weekend... that stuff was amazing. 80 proof.

And I haven't even touched 151 from all the stories I've heard about it.



No problem!
80 proof is for weaklings.

[MannyIsGod]

Roadrunner or AT&T Yahoo high speed internet?Do you download stuff?

Do you already have cable?

If both of those are yes, then go with Time Warner. If not, then just get ATT.

[MannyIsGod]

Also, the wireless router/DSL modem we got from AT&T is ok, but you have to pay for it and its just OK. Its craps out every now and then.

[ashbeeigh]

80 proof is for weaklings.

After I read it it, yeah it is. But I liked it. It didn't burn at all.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you download stuff?

Do you already have cable?

If both of those are yes, then go with Time Warner. If not, then just get ATT.

The only thing I would download is music.

I have basic cable.

I don't use the internet for much just ST, email and basic web searching.

[Silver21_Black20]

Also, the wireless router/DSL modem we got from AT&T is ok, but you have to pay for it and its just OK. Its craps out every now and then.

Do you have to buy the router from them?

[Shelly]

80 proof is for weaklings.

Are you still a lush, Jekka??

[jman3000]

the modem will run about 100 ish dollars if i recall correctly. i'm not sure how that's gonna work in regards to wireless though.

[Jekka]

Are you still a lush, Jekka??
If you judge solely on the fact that I have my own smilie, then yes :jekka

[Shelly]

:lol

That's my girl!!

[ashbeeigh]

We have our whole house wired through att. The downstairs computer is hooked up to the router and then the two other computers are wireless, like jman said, I don't know how that would all that would work if you're only going to be wireless and only going to have the one computer.

[jman3000]

I can’t drink no more, but I’ll try

[ObiwanGinobili]

i can;t believe I just subjected myself to the horrors of body flex :depressed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

where can a guy go to get some preggo action up in here

[ObiwanGinobili]

where can a guy go to get some preggo action up in here

haha. not here.

but I will be impregnanting my baby motel this month next year.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Heidi Klum seems to be poping them out like pez - I bet she can meet your needs in a few more months.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you're gonna get preggo again?

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah.
Dec/Jan next year.
that'll be spawn #3 and last.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

damn
isn't it taking its toll on your body
i thought a woman wouldnt want that kind of pain three times

[Shelly]

damn
isn't it taking its toll on your body
i thought a woman wouldnt want that kind of pain three times

That's what epidurals are for...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

but i heard even with those the pain is off the charts

[MannyIsGod]

Its a conspiracy CBF. The women just want more power in the world so they keep saying it hurts a lot and they scream and put up the act when really its just like taking a big dump.

Don't let them fool you.

[ChumpDumper]

If you don't do anything bandwidth intensive and you already have phone service, get one of the cheaper DSL packages but get your own router.

[ObiwanGinobili]

but i heard even with those the pain is off the charts

I didn't feel jack during the pushing. The labor part before I got the epiu tho was off the friggin charts. all back labor.

BTW- i ahve heard some docs/nurses are assholes and they turn down the stregnth of the spi when it is time to push.

my doctor was not an asshole. :fro

[MannyIsGod]

Are you allowed to purchase another DSL modem to use other than theirs?

[ChumpDumper]

Dunno. I never have a problem with modems alone. A seperate router is better for security and will have more range.

[MannyIsGod]

Ah. Well, the router is fine security wise and the range isn't bad, it just cuts out intermittently at times. It just started recently, but my mom has the same one and its completely fine.

[ChumpDumper]

The range is ok for my apartment; I get the signal out by the pool so what more would I want? For a house I'd want something else.

[mookie2001]

chump you live in austin right?, what side of town?

[ChumpDumper]

Arboretum.

[ObiwanGinobili]

it;s been a Steel Reserve night.


how the fuk does this shit hit so hard?

[midgetonadonkey]

it;s been a Steel Reserve night.


how the fuk does this shit hit so hard?

Obi drinks Steel Reserve? I love Obi.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Katy.

[Silver21_Black20]

liquor > beer

[midgetonadonkey]

liquor > beer

I agree.

[midgetonadonkey]

My liver>>Your liver

[Silver21_Black20]

My job > Your job

[midgetonadonkey]

My dance moves > Your dance moves

[MannyIsGod]

My Job >>>> Both of your jobs

[katyon6th]

Ciabatta bread is fucking delicious.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manny > toomer benvenidsti

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when CBF would fist fat chicks for hours at a time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

and i was like

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Obi drinks Steel Reserve? I love Obi.

and does it have cafiene in it?

cause 2 24oz cans later I am still awakwe,

and fuckign drunk,

[ObiwanGinobili]

and i was like

rectum? damn near killed 'em!


:lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i wish my chick drank steel reserve

[midgetonadonkey]

and does it have cafiene in it?

cause 2 24oz cans later I am still awakwe,

and fuckign drunk,

Steel Reserve doesn't have caffeine. Sparks has caffeine.

[ObiwanGinobili]

just put an umbrella in it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Steel Reserve doesn't have caffeine. Sparks has caffeine.

usually alcohol puts me to sleep.

I need some nighty night before i get drunk.

but tonight i am wide awakw.

[ObiwanGinobili]

my face tingles.

[midgetonadonkey]

Something of mine is tingling.

[CuckingFunt]

Something of mine is tingling.Good tingle or bad tingle?

If it's a bad tingle, you should probably get that checked out.

[MannyIsGod]

Ciabatta bread is fucking delicious.Fuck yes. You grill it and then eat a mushroom sandwich! Good shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha It's all mine!!

[midgetonadonkey]

My favorite part of shooting a load on a girl's stomach is the white pool that is formed in the belly button.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who's with me?

[CuckingFunt]

Who's with me?Wouldn't know. I'm incapable of shooting a load anywhere.

[midgetonadonkey]

CuckingFunt is not a squirter? I'm shocked.

[midgetonadonkey]

How many girls here have actually squirted?

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is not a squirter? I'm shocked.There's a big difference between squirting and shooting a load.

[midgetonadonkey]

There's a big difference between squirting and shooting a load.

Not really. Squirting a nice shot of g-spot fluid is very much like shooting a load.

[CuckingFunt]

Not really. Squirting a nice shot of g-spot fluid is very much like shooting a load.I've always seen them as being very different.

Mostly due to the fact that when I guy ejaculates, it's expected. It's part of the plan. But when a girl does it (unless it's one of those girls who does it every time), it's unexpected.

Physically, however, yes they are very similar.

[midgetonadonkey]

Chicks that squirt kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love for a chick to squirt all over my face.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love to take a reverse money shot.

[CuckingFunt]

I would love for a chick to squirt all over my face.Guys usually stop saying that once it happens.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i had a girl squirt on me and it was very unexpected

[TheSanityAnnex]

I don't squirt, I just piss on them.

[Trainwreck2100]

Some people ask how a man can be anti-gay but pro hot lesbian, well the first is just nasty, and the second is magic

[Silver21_Black20]

Anybody finish their xmas shopping?

I haven't even started.

[ashbeeigh]

Anybody finish their xmas shopping?

I haven't even started.

That's what I love about still living at home, my parents still do most of the shopping...I just wrap and they tell me what I am "giving" everyone. But no, I haven't finished yet.

[angel_luv]

Anybody finish their xmas shopping?

I haven't even started.

Not me.

Three times a retail worker; never a shopper. :lol

[jman3000]

i've already given 1 person their gift... 1 down... 5 to go.