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midgetonadonkey
11-19-2006, 02:16 AM
I have a sister. Does that count?

If it is a little sister it kind of counts.

midgetonadonkey
11-19-2006, 02:16 AM
I almost had a daughter once...

Marklar MM
11-19-2006, 02:20 AM
Little sister. Hmm. Nope, she aint that much younger. Take the pill.

CuckingFunt
11-19-2006, 02:38 AM
All fucking day long and "Candy Pants" got no love?

You all suck.

CuckingFunt
11-19-2006, 02:38 AM
Rosario Dawson was hot as hell in Clerks II.Rosario Dawson is hot as hell in everything.

Jekka
11-19-2006, 03:14 AM
I love it when I have nights off on the weekend.

:jekka

CuckingFunt
11-19-2006, 04:06 AM
All fucking day long and "Candy Pants" got no love?

You all suck.I don't care if everyone else chooses to ignore the brilliance of this song, but I think it's the best thing ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6OvZS-UGxI

Argue the fashion choice of the piano key scarf, if you must, but you can't do anything but bow down in amazement at the lyrics.

"I'm an electrifying lover, not a mack
I'll make you run away from home with your mattress on your back"

"Oh sugar britches, you got my nerves in stitches
Candy Pants, you make my heart do a break dance"



Okay. I'm done. But, seriously, Vic the Brick ain't got nothin' on the minister Lionel Davis.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-19-2006, 04:20 AM
Does anyone else remember the series on Showtime from a few years back called "Sherman Oaks"?
I miss not seeing that show.
:depressed

Richard Cranium
11-20-2006, 08:08 AM
I woke up with hard nipples.

Richard Cranium
11-20-2006, 08:09 AM
And they weren't mine.

jman3000
11-20-2006, 10:52 AM
:vomit:

Richard Cranium
11-20-2006, 10:55 AM
Obviously you are not a nipple man but I love 'em on nice hooters.

Richard Cranium
11-20-2006, 10:56 AM
Aren't they good for the gums?

Richard Cranium
11-20-2006, 10:59 AM
I've got my windsor pilates ready for after the eating fest this weekend.

jman3000
11-20-2006, 11:37 AM
vomit wasn't for you. my bad.

on a related note... who here doesn't have earlobes? i for one think not having earlobes is an advantage... because when i get older i wont have big droopy things hanging off the side of my head.

Kori Ellis
11-20-2006, 03:05 PM
I took these pictures at the zoo this weekend. I thought they were worth posting but not worth starting a new thread. So here are my two favorites:

http://z.about.com/d/sanantonio/1/0/F/0/-/-/zoo031.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/sanantonio/1/0/N/0/-/-/zoo012.jpg

MsMcGillyCutty
11-20-2006, 03:09 PM
vomit wasn't for you. my bad.

on a related note... who here doesn't have earlobes? i for one think not having earlobes is an advantage... because when i get older i wont have big droopy things hanging off the side of my head.

Then you should be glad you don't have breasts too.

MannyIsGod
11-20-2006, 03:10 PM
When we went to the Zoo, the cheetah stalked a little boy in the pit with the glass. His mom freaked out. Jess and I laughed. I like the zoo.

ObiwanGinobili
11-20-2006, 03:19 PM
man i love the zoo.

and yeah manny, every time we go that cheetah is looking to attack right thru the glass. it;s awesome.

midgetonadonkey
11-20-2006, 04:46 PM
You're Beautiful

ashbeeigh
11-20-2006, 05:24 PM
man that burp sure tasted like macaroni and cheese. yum. I'm such a girl sometimes. :tu

MannyIsGod
11-20-2006, 05:32 PM
man that burp sure tasted like macaroni and cheese. yum. I'm such a girl sometimes. :tuYou're such a disgusting waste of flesh all the time.

ashbeeigh
11-20-2006, 06:13 PM
You're such a disgusting waste of flesh all the time.

Did I even say, "Hey Manny, my burp smelled my macaronni and cheese, what do you think about it?" No. So, whatever.

CuckingFunt
11-20-2006, 06:20 PM
man that burp sure tasted like macaroni and cheese. yum. I'm such a girl sometimes. :tu
Um... What was girly about that?

NZHayden
11-20-2006, 08:25 PM
macaroni and cheese? over it, bring on the potato bake!

MannyIsGod
11-20-2006, 08:38 PM
Did I even say, "Hey Manny, my burp smelled my macaronni and cheese, what do you think about it?" No. So, whatever.Do you try intentionally to be so damn socially retarted?

LaMarcus Bryant
11-20-2006, 08:39 PM
she's a studier, not a socializer

manny buy me a plasma tv

Marklar MM
11-20-2006, 08:40 PM
Yeah, a lightning bolt strikes in the air, yeah, finally it's here
Cause y'all are the judge, the day of judgement finally is near

dirk4mvp
11-20-2006, 08:48 PM
Yeah, a lightning bolt strikes in the air, yeah, finally it's here
Cause y'all are the judge, the day of judgement finally is near


The feeling's great cause they pay me, I expect some hatred so daily
I'm sticking the middle finger up like the feeling's mutual baby
The franchise and they say that the future can't really trade me
In Houston, I'm number one like I'm in the place of McGrady


I like that song

MannyIsGod
11-20-2006, 09:46 PM
she's a studier, not a socializer

manny buy me a plasma tvWhat size?

You do realize only Republicans can own plasmas right?

LaMarcus Bryant
11-20-2006, 09:46 PM
mmmm two cubits

LaMarcus Bryant
11-20-2006, 09:47 PM
plasmas are like the tahoes of tvs

MannyIsGod
11-21-2006, 12:16 AM
My plasma comes with onstar*

ShoogarBear
11-21-2006, 12:22 AM
My plasma has a Bush/Cheney sticker on it.

Kori Ellis
11-21-2006, 02:28 AM
My plasma forgot there were people in the Superdome after Katrina.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-21-2006, 02:40 AM
http://www.laughatliberals.com/images/george_w_bush.jpg

My plasma doesn't care about black people.

MannyIsGod
11-21-2006, 02:48 AM
My plasma forgot there were people in the Superdome after Katrina.:lmao

I thought Shoogs was good but this one was damn good.

atxrocker
11-21-2006, 04:12 AM
heroes fuckin rocks.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h2BizcNj5Vo

midgetonadonkey
11-21-2006, 12:18 PM
I'm fucking hungry.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-21-2006, 03:10 PM
I bought my 2007 calendar the other day.
Earliest that I've ever purchased a calendar for the forthcoming year.

[/ashbeeigh-like post]

ashbeeigh
11-21-2006, 05:35 PM
I bought my 2007 calendar the other day.
Earliest that I've ever purchased a calendar for the forthcoming year.

[/ashbeeigh-like post]

bitch please. That would have warranted a new thread because my new planner (which I bought weeks ago) has a beautiful flower cover.

Trainwreck2100
11-21-2006, 08:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/prthealien/WTF/1163960367949.gif

Marklar MM
11-21-2006, 09:09 PM
What is a 76er?

Trainwreck2100
11-21-2006, 09:13 PM
The guy after the 75er and before a 77er

Das Texan
11-21-2006, 10:42 PM
what the hell is happenin here tonight?


seems like a quiet night.

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 01:40 AM
Been a quiet several nights. Quattro Dos hasn't even broken the quadruple digits.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-22-2006, 02:19 AM
bitch please. That would have warranted a new thread because my new planner (which I bought weeks ago) has a beautiful flower cover.

So you're saying I should dumb it down even more next time?
Got it.
Thanks.

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 08:30 AM
Is Rosie right about Clay?

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 08:31 AM
Or is she just being an attention whore?

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 08:34 AM
Or maybe I should just put my hand over my mouth.

Silver21_Black20
11-22-2006, 09:25 AM
Hiiigh Fiiive!!!

dirk4mvp
11-22-2006, 09:58 AM
My cat is a picky son of a bitch. He won't eat anything unless it's that Purina shit. :oink

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 10:19 AM
Your cat is a real puss.

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 10:20 AM
I'll bet if he got hungry enough he'd eat shit.

Richard Cranium
11-22-2006, 10:20 AM
Stop being such a puss and giving in.

Trainwreck2100
11-22-2006, 02:01 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/d/f/fdf9047b2f605e59de67a9047195914a.gif

Eminem
11-22-2006, 02:04 PM
Smack that, all on the floor

jman3000
11-22-2006, 02:04 PM
n/m i think that was kinda gross and maybe tmi.

batman2883
11-22-2006, 04:32 PM
what i need from you is understanding!!!

TheQuattro
11-22-2006, 04:46 PM
It has been kinda slow in here.

Justin Timberlake
11-22-2006, 04:57 PM
Tell Me About It

ashbeeigh
11-22-2006, 05:45 PM
n/m i think that was kinda gross and maybe tmi.
You don't edit it saying you said something dumb. That was even more stupid.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 06:37 PM
This is one of the saddest moments in T-NBC history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsLdI-BC3fI

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 06:38 PM
Why the fuck did the California Dreams play nothing but ballads? Jake should be ashamed of himself.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 06:38 PM
I bet he got crazy amounts of poon.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvs1oq4nueA

This is for CBF.

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 06:54 PM
This is one of the saddest moments in T-NBC history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsLdI-BC3fIMidge, you brought a tear to my eye.

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 06:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p61mD558egA&mode=related&search=

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:02 PM
I don't think Slater won that fight.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:02 PM
It was pretty even but being how he is an experience wrestler, he should've kicked Zack's ass.

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 07:03 PM
It was pretty even but being how he is an experience wrestler, he should've kicked Zack's ass.Well... that and the fact that Zack's a pussy.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:05 PM
I wonder if Zack ever managed to get Kelly and Jessie into a threeway.

Marklar MM
11-22-2006, 07:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAtUfWMpvAQ

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 07:07 PM
I wonder if Zack ever managed to get Kelly and Jessie into a threeway.If he didn't, he's DEFINITELY a pussy. Kelly and Jessie were sluts.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:08 PM
Remember the episode where Jessie's step brother came to town and they got drunk together and ended up naked in the shower?

CuckingFunt
11-22-2006, 07:14 PM
Remember the episode where Jessie's step brother came to town and they got drunk together and ended up naked in the shower?That was a very special episode. Wasn't it followed up by a PSA warning against drunken incest?

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0RjEilCI08

ashbeeigh
11-22-2006, 07:29 PM
midge, I have a paper for you to write over the thanksgiving break. It's on the primary motor cortex.

midgetonadonkey
11-22-2006, 07:34 PM
Alright. Twenty bucks a page.

Marklar MM
11-22-2006, 07:50 PM
Alright. Twenty bucks a page.

I'll do it a dollar a word.

Squid
11-22-2006, 10:59 PM
squid

Marklar MM
11-22-2006, 11:04 PM
Calimari tastes good with special squid sauce.

ashbeeigh
11-22-2006, 11:07 PM
That was inappropriate for this thread Marklar. Completely.

Richard Cranium
11-23-2006, 04:34 AM
I just got up for a drink of water and saw a donut and ate it then switched to milk.

Richard Cranium
11-23-2006, 04:34 AM
and the sheets got cold

Richard Cranium
11-23-2006, 04:35 AM
now lets see if I can get back to my dream world where I'm mr. alba.

ashbeeigh
11-24-2006, 12:30 AM
:td on this whole writing a 10 page paper with 20+ sources over break. :dramaqueen , I know. I miss you all. Where have you gone?

MannyIsGod
11-24-2006, 12:31 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Ashbeigh.

Silver21_Black20
11-24-2006, 01:16 AM
So...I was listening to my music, on my laptop, when I clicked the Internet Explorer icon and Boom....I am connected, I'm assuming to my neighbors internet connection cause I don't have wireless. Kick Ass!!

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-24-2006, 01:18 AM
So...I was listening to my music, on my laptop, when I clicked the Internet Explorer icon and Boom....I am connected, I'm assuming to my neighbors internet connection cause I don't have wireless. Kick Ass!!

Actually, it's a reverse webcam.

You're pretty hot dancing naked.

MannyIsGod
11-24-2006, 01:18 AM
Hey, how is your laptop?

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Formatted, working right now. I'm not running any updates, though. Just installing drivers so that I can have it working for Saturday (I really do not want to have to haul ass back to the newsroom and write).

Silver21_Black20
11-24-2006, 01:25 AM
Actually, it's a reverse webcam.

You're pretty hot dancing naked.

And it is set-up just for you ;)

Silver21_Black20
11-24-2006, 01:26 AM
I love having a laptop. I'm such a lazy ass. And now that I can bum the internet from my neighbor, I'll be even more lazy on my bed.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-24-2006, 01:36 AM
I love having a laptop. I'm such a lazy ass. And now that I can bum the internet from my neighbor, I'll be even more lazy on my bed.

See how long that lasts and let me know.
I had the same thing briefly, and then it went away.
I'm hooked up to a DSL line with mine now.

Zombie
11-24-2006, 01:41 AM
Thieves!

Silver21_Black20
11-24-2006, 01:41 AM
See how long that lasts and let me know.
I had the same thing briefly, and then it went away.
I'm hooked up to a DSL line with mine now.

I'll let you know. I'll be upgrading to high speed, as well, very soon.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-24-2006, 01:51 AM
I'll let you know. I'll be upgrading to high speed, as well, very soon.

Thanks.
I've been meaning to ask you how the connectivity on your laptop was.
Sounds like you've had the same amount of luck (or lack thereof) as I have.
:wakeup
:pctoss

MannyIsGod
11-24-2006, 02:23 AM
There are several wireless networks around me. I went driving one day with my laptop on in the passenger seat, and it kept beeping htat it found new networks as I went down the street. That was when I was checking if Best Buy had an open network I could access the net on.

Anyhow, I realized just how many wifi networks there are now. Its nuts.

Silver21_Black20
11-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Last post: Yesterday @ 01:23 AM?

This thread blows.

Silver21_Black20
11-25-2006, 02:55 AM
And yes, I'm bumming free internet again, tonight.

MannyIsGod
11-25-2006, 03:30 AM
I'm fucking nice to that crack whore ashbeigh and she doesn't respond? Oh, its so fucking on. I'm going to make fun of that pissed on dirty feet having sorry ass excuse for a human until the day I die.

Hi Sandra.

Silver21_Black20
11-25-2006, 03:34 AM
Hey Manny!

I thought you were very nice to her. I was actually a bit surprised. She should have acknowledged you.

ShoogarBear
11-25-2006, 07:34 AM
:lol at you cheap asses who won't pony up the $100 for a wireless gateway.

ShoogarBear
11-25-2006, 07:34 AM
Although I do like that SilBlack can spend more time in bed now.

Richard Cranium
11-25-2006, 10:07 AM
I haven't had a good laptop in quite awhile.

ashbeeigh
11-25-2006, 12:40 PM
I'm fucking nice to that crack whore ashbeigh and she doesn't respond? Oh, its so fucking on. I'm going to make fun of that pissed on dirty feet having sorry ass excuse for a human until the day I die.


I was unaware of your sincercity Manny. Thank you.

Silver21_Black20
11-25-2006, 02:36 PM
:lol at you cheap asses who won't pony up the $100 for a wireless gateway.

$100? Fuck that.

ShoogarBear
11-25-2006, 04:50 PM
$100? Fuck that.I resist the obvious reply. :eyebrows

midgetonadonkey
11-25-2006, 08:33 PM
Mellow Mood by Slightly Stoopid is tops.

midgetonadonkey
11-25-2006, 08:33 PM
The Ags sawed the bitches off. Damn right.

Cant_Be_Faded
11-26-2006, 01:47 PM
Midge you sold out brah.

I was so doused in blood and guts after the gwar concert that i had to change my clothes before entering the car.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 02:33 PM
As much as I love a good Gwar bloodbath, I do not regret missing that show. I ended up spending that night with someone I care for very much, and I would not trade that for anything.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 02:51 PM
Damn Texans are pissing me off.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 02:59 PM
:pctoss

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 03:50 PM
wow sb is still alive.


what you suckars been up to this weekend?



i was fishing and stuff like that. i enjoyed it.

Richard Cranium
11-26-2006, 03:59 PM
Just chillin' on a Sunday afternoon.

Silver21_Black20
11-26-2006, 04:11 PM
wow sb is still alive.

Yes, I am. How are you Das?



what you suckars been up to this weekend?

Bumming around. I've been working a lot.

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 04:12 PM
I'm good. how have you been lately?


I dont want to work tomorrow.

Silver21_Black20
11-26-2006, 04:17 PM
I'm good. how have you been lately?


I dont want to work tomorrow.

I've been good.

Work is ok. December is going to be very busy for me. I started working a second job as an office assistant and I'm still working at the AT&T Center.

Eminem
11-26-2006, 04:20 PM
:jack

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 04:24 PM
I've been good.

Work is ok. December is going to be very busy for me. I started working a second job as an office assistant and I'm still working at the AT&T Center.


having two jobs is no fun.

Silver21_Black20
11-26-2006, 04:27 PM
having two jobs is no fun.

It's not so bad plus Christmas is coming.

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 04:28 PM
It's not so bad plus Christmas is coming.



if you say so on the not so bad part... :lol


i'm not overly thrilled with having one job, much less two.



though having no jobs would make me quite poor and even more bored.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 04:33 PM
I don't want a job anymore. I think I am going to start working on my memoirs.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 04:33 PM
It is tentatively titled, Pinto Beans: The story of an overweight, drug addicted spic.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 04:34 PM
It will have several chapters dedicated to my relationship with my uninvolved father Das Texan.

Richard Cranium
11-26-2006, 04:35 PM
still chillin'.

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 04:37 PM
It will have several chapters dedicated to my relationship with my uninvolved father Das Texan.


no dna test has ever proven this.

midgetonadonkey
11-26-2006, 04:41 PM
no dna test has ever proven this.

Producers for the Maury Povich show will be calling you soon.

Silver21_Black20
11-26-2006, 04:48 PM
:lol

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 04:54 PM
i will have to work on my victory dance then.

angel_luv
11-26-2006, 05:13 PM
if you say so on the not so bad part... :lol


i'm not overly thrilled with having one job, much less two.



though having no jobs would make me quite poor and even more bored.


The good part about having two jobs is the variety and the fact that you get a break from one environment while still making money.
The hard part for me is coordinating schedules and the exhaustion factor.

Working so much at the mall has been good for me- has cured me of all desire to shop. :lol

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 06:50 PM
are we talking two part time jobs or two full time jobs or a mixture of the two...



cause that would make a difference i would think :lol

angel_luv
11-26-2006, 07:00 PM
are we talking two part time jobs or two full time jobs or a mixture of the two...



cause that would make a difference i would think :lol


Two part time jobs. I work every home Spurs games for about 4 1/2 - 5 hours per evening and at the mall rght now I am averaging between 21-25 hours.

This week when the guys are on the road my schedule will be less hectic.

Das Texan
11-26-2006, 07:04 PM
well two part time jobs isnt so bad.


the variety thing is nice, especially when you dont have a set schedule you can go by week by week if that makes sense which is the case with most part timers.

angel_luv
11-26-2006, 07:11 PM
well two part time jobs isnt so bad.


the variety thing is nice, especially when you dont have a set schedule you can go by week by week if that makes sense which is the case with most part timers.


It has it's pro's and cons as does any work situation. It works for me, which is what matters the most. :)

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-26-2006, 11:25 PM
Tonight's "Aqua Team Hunger Force" was hilarious, as was the repeat.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:12 AM
I suck at fantasy football. My bench players scored more points than my starters.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:13 AM
Condemned has a kick ass sig. I haven't listened to Death in years.

Richard Christie has turned into a fag.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:45 AM
I think I'm going to buy a bb gun. I'm tired of cats getting into my trash. I must teach them a mildly painful lesson.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 01:47 AM
I'm still bumming free internet, Condemned. :tu

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:47 AM
Thief!!!

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:49 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/z6LwQE.jpg

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 01:49 AM
Fuck it! It is high speed.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:49 AM
I lol'd when I saw this picture.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 01:56 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Baby_on_board_literal.jpg

Melmart1
11-27-2006, 02:03 AM
Seriously Midge, that isn't funny.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:08 AM
It's not a real baby.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:08 AM
Am I lacking common sense again? Should I edit that post??

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:11 AM
Yeah, I mean, even the Romans didn't put a nail in Jesus' head.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:13 AM
I thought Jews were the ones that put nails in Jesus.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:17 AM
As much as I love a good Gwar bloodbath, I do not regret missing that show. I ended up spending that night with someone I care for very much, and I would not trade that for anything.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/544/md02fh6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:18 AM
I thought Jews were the ones that put nails in Jesus.

I thought Jesus was King of the Jews.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:18 AM
Batman was very gentle that night.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:19 AM
How the hell should I know who did what to whom?

Aren't you a bible person?

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:20 AM
Aren't you a bible person?

:lmao

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:23 AM
Clerks II is a hilarious movie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FanmnN44o

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:24 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304281&postcount=22

The value of a Texas State education is dropping like a rock the longer he's there.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:28 AM
I can now watch youtube videos with my stolen internet connection. :spin

BTW...the video totally sucked midge.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:29 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304281&postcount=22

The value of a Texas State education is dropping like a rock the longer he's there.

:lmao

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:30 AM
I can now watch youtube videos with my stolen internet connection. :spin

BTW...the video totally sucked midge.

Do you wanna fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me hard.

lol

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 02:32 AM
Seven hours ago, I was in at Disneyland.

I am no longer at Disneyland.

Being at Disneyland was better than being at home.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4

How about this SB?

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4

How about this SB?

Eh...guess I would have to watch the movie or be a stoner to get it.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:37 AM
I enjoy the mention of Morris Day and the Time. Jay is right, they are the greatest band of all time. They gave the world Jungle Love.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1yHGCZycw

Another video I recommend SB watch.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:42 AM
4 minutes is too long. I'll watch it tomorrow. I should be getting to bed. I have to go to work in the morning.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:46 AM
I should be getting to bed.

I'll be right there in a few.

MannyIsGod
11-27-2006, 02:49 AM
Midge, I think both of those pictures are funny.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:49 AM
I'll be right there in a few.

And I want french toast for breakfast.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:49 AM
Thank you Manny. I knew someone would appreciate them.

MannyIsGod
11-27-2006, 02:53 AM
And I want french toast for breakfast.I think Joe would rather provide Chorizo.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 02:54 AM
:lmao

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 02:55 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1304281&postcount=22

The value of a Texas State education is dropping like a rock the longer he's there.On behalf of your family, have you completed yours yet?

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:55 AM
I didn't realize Asians knew anything about chorizo.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 02:56 AM
It is so cold in my house.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 02:56 AM
4 minutes is too long. I'll watch it tomorrow. I should be getting to bed. I have to go to work in the morning.I thought the whole point of stolen wireless was that so you could use your laptop in bed.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 02:56 AM
It is so cold in my house.Would you like a little something to warm you up?

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:56 AM
I thought the whole point of stolen wireless was that so you could use your laptop in bed.

Believe me, she can't handle 4 minutes of anything.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 02:57 AM
Would you like a little something to warm you up?A little something?

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:57 AM
On behalf of your family, have you completed yours yet?

No, but an education is not solely reflected with a piece of paper - although the accomplishment of a lifetime goal and a promise to the mother who raised me will result in that soon enough.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:57 AM
I think Joe would rather provide Chorizo.

I can provide both.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 02:58 AM
Nevermind.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 02:59 AM
No, but an education is not solely reflected with a piece of paper - although the accomplishment of a lifetime goal and a promise to the mother who raised me will result in that soon enough.Does that work in the job interview?

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 02:59 AM
You need a nice ink job from Squid to keep you warm.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:00 AM
A little something?For safety reasons, you have to demonstrate your capacity for warmth before it is supplied.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:00 AM
You need a nice ink job from Squid to keep you warm.I missed the hell out of Squid while I was out of town. He rocks all five of my worlds.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:00 AM
Does that work in the job interview?

In my chosen job profession, surprisingly yes.

Das Texan
11-27-2006, 03:01 AM
why the fuck am i awake?

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:01 AM
Nevermind.You gotta be kididng me.

a) I saw it.
b) It rated at 2.5/10 on the harshness scale.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:01 AM
One of those Karate Kid videos on YouTube is set to various music - including the Goo Goo Dolls.

I can't stop fucking laughing.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:01 AM
In my chosen job profession, surprisingly yes.Now, this is an opportunity for harshness.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:07 AM
Now, this is an opportunity for harshness.

It's the writing experience that counts...like this.



Blaze whoop Deacon ass
Ginobili injures ass in victory

AUSTIN, Texas – After losing its first matchup of the season last week by mere percentage points, the Bexar Blaze weren’t about to let it happen again.

“We worked on our shooting so much, Manu hurt his ass,” Blaze forward Carlos Boozer said. “But we wanted to come out and make a statement against a former Foster Cup champ and I think we did that.”

The Blaze defeated the Austin Dubious Deacons by an overwhelming 13-4 margin on the fourth leg of their Interstate 35 tour, which has taken the Blaze from Austin to San Marcos to New Braunfels, home to San Antonio, back to Austin and a return trip home before finally going east.

“We couldn’t have played a better game,” Tim Duncan said. “Well, we could have hit more threes, but I have a funny shot already.”

The week wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows, though – the Blaze lost one of its stars to injury late in the week when guard Manu Ginobili bruised his booty.

The Argentinean guard dove for a loose ball Friday evening and injured his rear end, which sent many of the Blaze’s female fans to the locker room to kiss it and make it better.

“It felt bad, but then it felt good, but then it felt bad again,” Ginobili said. “I could understand if I have to sit this week for somebody with more games.”

Indeed. Manu will sit the upcoming period for Stephen Jackson in a battle between the San Antonio Hallstars of the three-team San Antonio contingent.

“Technically, we belong to all of Bexar County,” owner Joe Ruiz said. “But we’ll be happy to have the title once this season’s over: both of San Antonio and the Foster Cup.”

NOTEBOOK
NEW OLD PLAYER CUT
Newly-acquired former Blaze center Channing Frye injured his ankle late in the week after being acquired days before. He was promptly cut as he’s expected to miss six weeks of action.

“Sorry, player,” Ruiz said.

FRIENDLY RIVALRIES
The next three matchups for the Blaze will pit them against former staffers of The University Star.

“We especially want these wins,” Ruiz said. “Kevin and Scooter owned us last season and we’re itching for some payback. Miguel not so much, but we’ll kick their ass, too.”

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:09 AM
For safety reasons, you have to demonstrate your capacity for warmth before it is supplied.

And lack of a gag reflex.http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1797/checkqx8.jpg

:eyebrows

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 03:10 AM
I thought the whole point of stolen wireless was that so you could use your laptop in bed.

Oh...I'm in bed alright. ;)

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:14 AM
Oh...I'm in bed alright. ;)

And it sure is great under these sheets, too.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:16 AM
:lol Okay, CF, now, I just have to check one last thing . . . you posted about somebody getting off your nuts. Just a figure of speech, I presume?

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:16 AM
And it sure is great under these sheets, too.JB likes hotboxes?

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:23 AM
JB likes hotboxes?

Oh, it's a pretty hot box.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-27-2006, 03:24 AM
:lol Okay, CF, now, I just have to check one last thing . . . you posted about somebody getting off your nuts. Just a figure of speech, I presume?

Why should it matter now?

Don't think I didn't hear your discussion with that Taiwanese hooker.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:25 AM
:lol Okay, CF, now, I just have to check one last thing . . . you posted about somebody getting off your nuts. Just a figure of speech, I presume?:lmao

Of course.

TheSanityAnnex
11-27-2006, 03:27 AM
Funt, I'm sick of this sexy avatar. I know you'll come up with a good one, so do it pronto.




Am I the only one who changes avatars and sigs frequently?

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:29 AM
Funt, I'm sick of this sexy avatar. I know you'll come up with a good one, so do it pronto.

I was actually thinking of a change the other day, but didn't feel like taking the time to resize any of the avatars I already have.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 03:31 AM
Why should it matter now?

Don't think I didn't hear your discussion with that Taiwanese hooker.By the way, thanks for the help in translating.

TheSanityAnnex
11-27-2006, 03:42 AM
I was actually thinking of a change the other day, but didn't feel like taking the time to resize any of the avatars I already have.
The time to resize? What are you using? "Irfan View" will do it in a matter of seconds.


Get something sexy up there, I'm bored with your tongue.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:46 AM
The time to resize? What are you using? "Irfan View" will do it in a matter of seconds.


Get something sexy up there, I'm bored with your tongue.Well, since you told me to, I'll jump right on it!

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 03:47 AM
CuckingFunt should use a picture of her actual cunt as an avatar.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:49 AM
CuckingFunt should use a picture of her actual cunt as an avatar.But then I'd be banned and no one would see it.

Besides, the only one I've got is a few years old, and I've gotten a new piercing since then. I wouldn't want to be represented by an inaccurate photograph of my cunt.

MannyIsGod
11-27-2006, 03:50 AM
I don't think I'm allowed to change my avatar.

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:52 AM
Unfortunately for anyone who may be sick of it, the fact that I have been instructed to change my avatar means that I will probably pitch a fit and keep it as is for a few more months.

Should've just kept your trap shut, Sanity, and it'd probably already be changed by now.

Kori Ellis
11-27-2006, 03:54 AM
Besides, the only one I've got is a few years old, and I've gotten a new piercing since then. I wouldn't want to be represented by an inaccurate photograph of my cunt.

:lmao

Kori Ellis
11-27-2006, 03:54 AM
Cuntvatars

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 03:56 AM
Cunt Vader?

kingsfan
11-27-2006, 05:15 AM
I'm bored- I want to go to sleep.:sleep

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 11:01 AM
Cuntvatars

This is a brilliant idea.

ashbeeigh
11-27-2006, 11:16 AM
I'm bored- I want to go to sleep.:sleep

:dramaqueen

misge, that first pic made me laugh so hard my roommate had to come and look at it. That second one was tasteless, but funny.

Richard Cranium
11-27-2006, 01:15 PM
For some reason I've got a craving for some jalapeno poppers from Church's.

jman3000
11-27-2006, 01:26 PM
monopoly is the game of the devil.

but at least i won 2nd place in a beauty pageant on 2 consecutive occasions...

*counts 20 bucks*

jman3000
11-27-2006, 01:26 PM
and boardwalk and park place can go to fucking hell for all i care.

ashbeeigh
11-27-2006, 01:35 PM
jman, you are more lame then me sometimes.

jman3000
11-27-2006, 01:40 PM
i dont need to impress anybody here... so i'll be as lame as i want.

Melmart1
11-27-2006, 02:12 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Melmart1, gameFACE

How YOU doin', Hector :eyebrows

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 03:56 PM
Whataburger is good.

Trainwreck2100
11-27-2006, 04:02 PM
Yes it is

angel_luv
11-27-2006, 05:17 PM
i dont need to impress anybody here... so i'll be as lame as i want.


:lol :tu

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 05:28 PM
Life>>Monopoly

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 05:29 PM
i dont need to impress anybody here... so i'll be as lame as i want.As Lame As I Wanna Be . . . wasn't that a Timberlake album?

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 05:30 PM
I used to really enjoy a nice game of Candyland.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 05:36 PM
I want hair like Coolio.

MannyIsGod
11-27-2006, 05:37 PM
Is Superman Returns worth buying?

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 05:38 PM
Life rules. I played Life with my nine year-old niece last month, and she kicked my ass.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 05:39 PM
Is Superman Returns worth buying?

I never watched yet but sold a shit load of copies. I hear it's alright.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 05:40 PM
It's okay, but really ripped off too much from the original Superman.

ashbeeigh
11-27-2006, 05:52 PM
I always thought Operation owned every game ever known to man.

angel_luv
11-27-2006, 05:56 PM
I always thought Operation owned every game ever known to man.


I had a hard time with that game as a kid.

ashbeeigh
11-27-2006, 06:05 PM
I had a hard time with that game as a kid.

I did too, my hands were pretty wobbly, so it was a type of therapy, the doctors made me play it.

Cant_Be_Faded
11-27-2006, 06:52 PM
As much as I love a good Gwar bloodbath, I do not regret missing that show. I ended up spending that night with someone I care for very much, and I would not trade that for anything.
Not even an eyefull of Satan's jizz?

CuckingFunt
11-27-2006, 06:57 PM
When it comes to board games, Sorry is king. Candyland, Monopoly, The Game of Life, Operation... they all have their high points, but I used to be a fiend for Sorry.

And Uno.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 07:00 PM
I used to play Sorry with my sister all the time, but I would lose my temper pretty badly when she kept beating me. Finally, she declared she wasn't going to play with me any more because I was such a bad sport.

I was 13, she was 6.

ShoogarBear
11-27-2006, 07:01 PM
The greatest unknown game of all time was The Bermuda Triangle Game. Anyone else ever play that?

angel_luv
11-27-2006, 07:12 PM
The greatest unknown game of all time was The Bermuda Triangle Game. Anyone else ever play that?

I tried but all the pieces to it kept vanishing.

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-27-2006, 08:33 PM
Jury duty was six and a half hours too goddamn long today!

Condemned 2 HelLA
11-27-2006, 08:34 PM
I'm still bumming free internet, Condemned. :tu

Damn you anyway!
:pctoss

Das Texan
11-27-2006, 09:14 PM
i am fucking tired.

Silver21_Black20
11-27-2006, 11:39 PM
i am fucking tired.

Me too.

midgetonadonkey
11-27-2006, 11:41 PM
Me too.

Das Texan
11-27-2006, 11:46 PM
i should take a shower and get to bed.


i guess its a good thing i cant see the spurs game which would keep me up later anyway.

midgetonadonkey
11-28-2006, 12:30 AM
I used to like Iron Maiden. Not so much anymore. I wonder what happened.

The New Midge
11-28-2006, 12:33 AM
I just want to say Happy Holidays to everyone and may God bless.