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atlfan25
12-03-2006, 02:39 AM
fuck you truth, burn in hell
TheTruth
12-03-2006, 02:56 AM
affirmitive
CuckingFunt
12-03-2006, 03:06 AM
JUST SAY NO
. . . to CuckingFunt's new avatar.Maleficent's a fucking badass. Y'all are crazy.
atlfan25
12-03-2006, 03:19 AM
and your family(maybe just your sister) andrew is still tight
MannyIsGod
12-03-2006, 03:35 AM
I hate decorating for Christmas. I hate Christmas to begin with though.
Silver21_Black20
12-03-2006, 03:43 AM
Weirdo!
Trainwreck2100
12-03-2006, 06:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBgV67CiIOE
TDMVPDPOY
12-03-2006, 06:33 AM
someones deserves a bukkake
ShoogarBear
12-03-2006, 09:48 AM
Wait, did I just read that SilBlack is going to go down at a Tetris GTG?
Sign me up!
Richard Cranium
12-03-2006, 12:04 PM
artificial trees is the only way to go. buy it once and it'll last for years. no mess, no hassle, no curb side service needed.
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 12:33 PM
I just finished decorating my Christmas tree.
Anyone else buy a real tree?
We decided to get one little tiny tree and to put it on the table because we have two puppuies that'll eat the tree and the ornaments at the bottom. It might have been the saddest Christmas story ever, well for me.
Silver21_Black20
12-03-2006, 04:18 PM
We decided to get one little tiny tree and to put it on the table because we have two puppuies that'll eat the tree and the ornaments at the bottom. It might have been the saddest Christmas story ever, well for me.
What kind of puppies? I assume that is what you meant to say.
I want a puppy.
Condemned 2 HelLA
12-03-2006, 04:23 PM
Another one of the best lines EVER spoken in a movie:
From Patrick Swayze in "Roadhouse"..........
"Pain don't hurt".
Wow.
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 04:51 PM
What kind of puppies? I assume that is what you meant to say.
I want a puppy.
Oh, I did. Sorry about that. They're both lab mixes. One is a lab/rotweiler/terrier thing and the other is a lab/golden retriver mix. They're adorable, but the "thing" eats everything. We've even lost underwear to him. He swallows them whole and then he pukes them up later. It's hilarious. The other one doesn't have many bad habits, so we're just keeping everything on the safe side for the moment.
Sapphire
12-03-2006, 07:21 PM
Um, I don't think I would have admitted that my dog spits up my underwear. As bad as they seem to treat you on here, it's just a matter of time till you really regret saying that. I winced when I read it. :oops
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 07:27 PM
Um, I don't think I would have admitted that my dog spits up my underwear. As bad as they seem to treat you on here, it's just a matter of time till you really regret saying that. I winced when I read it. :oops
I thought about it twice, but decided to say it because it was the the reason why we didn't go for the big Christmas tree this year.
Silver21_Black20
12-03-2006, 08:23 PM
I thought about it twice, but decided to say it because it was the the reason why we didn't go for the big Christmas tree this year.
ashbeeigh, continue to say what you please in this here thread.
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 08:50 PM
ashbeeigh, continue to say what you please in this here thread.
:tu If y'all want to be sarcastic bitches to me in the quattro it stays in the quattro. And I'll try to be a sarcastic bitch back. :lol.
Das Texan
12-03-2006, 09:23 PM
i dont blame the dog for spitting that up.
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 09:40 PM
i dont blame the dog for spitting that up.
:ihit
ShoogarBear
12-03-2006, 09:42 PM
i dont blame the dog for spitting that up.You sound like you know what it tastes like.
MannyIsGod
12-03-2006, 09:44 PM
This thread has quickly gotten unbearable.
Das Texan
12-03-2006, 09:52 PM
You sound like you know what it tastes like.
fuck no!!!!
Silver21_Black20
12-03-2006, 10:00 PM
This thread has quickly gotten unbearable.
It has its moments.
ashbeeigh
12-03-2006, 10:09 PM
fuck you all. I'll just go do my homework. Not that I would want any of you to know.
Silver21_Black20
12-03-2006, 11:34 PM
:tu If y'all want to be sarcastic bitches to me in the quattro it stays in the quattro. And I'll try to be a sarcastic bitch back. :lol.
Wait...did you just call me a bitch?
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 12:39 AM
Cat Fight!!!
Silver21_Black20
12-04-2006, 12:42 AM
Nah. I just wanted some good convo going for when I got out of the shower but nothing.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 12:43 AM
So you were just naked? :eyebrows
Silver21_Black20
12-04-2006, 12:45 AM
I was.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 12:47 AM
I usually take showers with swim trunks on.
Das Texan
12-04-2006, 12:58 AM
nudity is quite nice occassionally.
Marklar MM
12-04-2006, 12:59 AM
I tried sleeping nude once, but the dogs would not comply.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 12:59 AM
My stomach hangs over my dick.
mookie2001
12-04-2006, 12:59 AM
This thread has quickly gotten unbearable.no joke:oops
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 01:00 AM
I didn't know mookie liked using smilies so much.
mookie2001
12-04-2006, 01:00 AM
lack of haikus, A.H.L.D.s and oscar de la
mookie2001
12-04-2006, 01:01 AM
only use them when its real important
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 01:24 AM
Nah. I just wanted some good convo going for when I got out of the shower but nothing.
Nononononono. Never, seriously. I would not lie. I went to take a shower myself, sorry I couldn't even get anyone to comment to my bad comment for your entainment.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 01:24 AM
SilBlack was posting naked? I always miss the good stuff. :depressed
Silver21_Black20
12-04-2006, 01:29 AM
Nononononono. Never, seriously. I would not lie. I went to take a shower myself, sorry I couldn't even get anyone to comment to my bad comment for your entainment.
I accept your apology.
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 01:39 AM
Holy shit. Once the semester ends I need to clean out my computer and download firefox so it'll check my spelling. I looked at entertainment and even thought it looked right. :madrun
ORION
12-04-2006, 02:14 PM
so ...........
Trainwreck2100
12-04-2006, 04:22 PM
Holy shit. Once the semester ends I need to clean out my computer and download firefox so it'll check my spelling. I looked at entertainment and even thought it looked right. :madrun
read:
need to reup on newer porn
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:00 PM
Trainwreck, since you are a virgin do you jack off a lot? Be honest.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:09 PM
Melmart, since you are bi, when you masturbate do you think of a chick or a dude?
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:10 PM
Ashbeeigh, since you are a Jesus freak, do you think of Jesus when you masturbate?
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:12 PM
One time I found myself jacking off to a picture of the fat chick from Ugly Betty.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:13 PM
This is the most vbookie I've had in years. Last time I had over $5000 I dropped it all on Shariff Abdul Raheem joining the Spurs.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:13 PM
Melmart, since you are bi, when you masturbate do you think of a chick or a dude?Why choose? She thinks of Horry's boyfriend.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:13 PM
Main Street Pizza is good.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:14 PM
Why choose? She thinks of Horry's boyfriend.
lol So she thinks of trannys.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:14 PM
One time I found myself jacking off to a picture of the fat chick from Ugly Betty.It is disturbing that you even know what that show is.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:15 PM
I dig fat chicks and chicks with braces. I bet Ugly Betty is a good lay.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:16 PM
It is disturbing that you even know what that show is.I beg to differ -- Salma Hayek has appeared on that show.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:17 PM
Is Ugly Betty really ugly? Isn't that the show where Salma Hayek did a bravatar?
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:17 PM
I beg to differ -- Salma Hayek has appeared on that show.The vidcaps I've seen. No need to watch the show.
Melmart1
12-04-2006, 05:17 PM
Depends on my mood...
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:18 PM
Ugly Betty is really ugly and chubby. Damn she gets me so hot. I bet she leave toilet paper in her ass.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:20 PM
Depends on my mood...
Would you find a chick with a dick hot? I mean you got the best of both worlds. You can suck on tits and them move your way down to cock.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:21 PM
Where is The New Midge when you need him?
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:21 PM
Would you find a chick with a dick hot? I mean you got the best of both worlds. You can suck on tits and them move your way down to cock.Are you talking strap-on, or transsexual?
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:21 PM
Where is The New Midge when you need him?No one has ever needed The New Midge.
Ever.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:21 PM
Are you talking strap-on, or transsexual?
Transsexual.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:22 PM
Transsexual.Well, I don't know about Mel, but my answer to that one would be a resounding no.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:22 PM
Where is The New Midge when you need him?
I kicked his ass and put him in the trunk of my car.
Melmart1
12-04-2006, 05:23 PM
I don't think so. I am not quite that open-minded.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:23 PM
Well, I don't know about Mel, but my answer to that one would be a resounding no.
Why not? It's like loving both cheesecake and strawberries. If you put them both together it's even better.
Melmart1
12-04-2006, 05:23 PM
I kicked his ass and put him in the trunk of my car.
don't you have a truck?
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:24 PM
don't you have a truck?
Um...yeah.
I meant the toolbox on my truck, not the trunk.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:24 PM
I don't think so. I am not quite that open-minded.It's not your mind that would need to be opened.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:24 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:25 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.:lmao
Melmart1
12-04-2006, 05:25 PM
OK, I have a deadline I am avoiding... you boys and girls play nice...
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:25 PM
:lmaoThis gag stolen from midge.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:25 PM
Why not? It's like loving both cheesecake and strawberries. If you put them both together it's even better.The peanut butter/chocolate effect doesn't always hold up.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:26 PM
This gag stolen from midge.
I stole that gag from Trainwreck.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:26 PM
I stole that gag from Trainwreck.Is it a ball gag, or an O-Ring?
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:26 PM
I just don't get it then. Why wouldn't a bisexual like a tranny? Tits and cock. What more do you need?
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:27 PM
I just don't get it then. Why wouldn't a bisexual like a tranny? Tits and cock. What more do you need?Pussy.
Besides, I like girly girls and manly men and wouldn't be attracted to a jumbled up version of both.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:28 PM
OK, I have a deadline I am avoiding... you boys and girls play nice...Okay, keep that . . . mind . . . open.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Pussy.
Besides, I like girly girls and manly men and wouldn't be attracted to a jumbled up version of both.
What about a hermaphrodite that can double as a manly man and a girly girl? Would you fuck that?
timvp
12-04-2006, 05:29 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.
:smokin
--horry
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:30 PM
What about a hermaphrodite that can double as a manly man and a girly girl? Would you fuck that?Nope.
timvp
12-04-2006, 05:31 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.
:smokin
--shoog
:lmao
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:32 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ross-b.jpg :smokin
-timvp
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:36 PM
Things that would have been better ideas for CuckingFunt's new avatar:
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/tongue_out/6-13-05/rosario_dawson.jpghttp://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/rosario_dawson/rosario_dawson-tongue.jpghttp://rosario-dawson.net/gallery/albums/Photo%20Shoot%20for%20Big%20Red%20Book/thumb_003.jpghttp://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/alba_dawson_1-thumb.jpg
timvp
12-04-2006, 05:36 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.
:smokin
--midge
:lmao
http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/salma.jpg
I'm not listening.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:38 PM
http://www.superstrangevideo.com/prodImages/christy.gif
:smokin
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:39 PM
timvp is venturing into territory not previously explored.
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 05:40 PM
How the fuck did I get thrown in there? Geezus,
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:40 PM
I am unable to scroll past the picture of Salma.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:42 PM
How the fuck did I get thrown in there? Geezus,
Why don't you answer the question I asked??
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 05:43 PM
Why don't you answer the question I asked??
Because it would be out of context to answer it two pages later. The fact that I go on occassional mission trips and church does no way imply that I'm a stereotypical "Jesus Freak" either.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:44 PM
I am unable to scroll past the picture of Salma.That picture of Salma is one of my favorite pictures of anyone that ever lived.
timvp
12-04-2006, 05:44 PM
I can't believe I said that. I apologize.
:smokin
--cuckingfunt
:lmao
http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/salma.jpg
She's not fat enough.
She's also not a Real Woman.
Shelly hasn't posted since the day before I bowled a 305.
:smokin
--horry
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:46 PM
Because it would be out of context to answer it two pages later. The fact that I go on occassional mission trips and church does no way imply that I'm a stereotypical "Jesus Freak" either.
haha You love Jesus.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:46 PM
This is the earliest I have ever seen timvp drunk.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:47 PM
Things that would have been better ideas for CuckingFunt's new avatar:http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/alba_dawson_1-thumb.jpg
I just got back from Disneyland. The Mickey drugs will wear off soon, I promise.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:48 PM
If I came home today, and Salma was sitting on my couch looking like that, and said "put your head in the mouth of this lion and stomp on his toes", I'd be one headless mofo.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:48 PM
Because it would be out of context to answer it two pages later. The fact that I go on occassional mission trips and church does no way imply that I'm a stereotypical "Jesus Freak" either.I don't see what that has to do with the question that was asked. I doubt that masturbating to the thought of Jesus is stereotypical "Jesus freak" behavior.
I could be wrong, though.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:49 PM
Shit, Blaze is here. I will be hearing about that line later.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:49 PM
If I came home today, and Salma was sitting on my couch looking like that, and said "put your head in the mouth of this lion and stomp on his toes", I'd be one headless mofo.Not me.
I'd sweet talk her into letting me put my head somewhere else.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:50 PM
Salma is too old for you.
CuckingFunt
12-04-2006, 05:51 PM
Salma is too old for you.:madrun
Untrue.
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 05:52 PM
Salma and Halle are both over 40.
Think about that.
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 05:53 PM
I don't see what that has to do with the question that was asked. I doubt that masturbating to the thought of Jesus is stereotypical "Jesus freak" behavior.
I could be wrong, though.
It was just the context that he used "Jesus freak" in. It got to me a little. And as for the question, there is no reason in the world why anyone here should know that answer.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:56 PM
I'd suck Salma Hayek's asshole.
ashbeeigh
12-04-2006, 05:58 PM
http://www.almaawards.com/images/photo_gallery/2006photos/ferrera.jpg
and that's not chubby. Y'all are crazy if you think that is chubby.
*Edited because I found a better one of her.
midgetonadonkey
12-04-2006, 05:58 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/america_ferrera/main1.jpg and that's not chubby. Y'all are crazy if you think that is chubby.
I'll show you a chubby...
tlongII
12-04-2006, 06:03 PM
Salma and Halle are both over 40.
Think about that.
I think about them often.
Usually when I am alone.
1Parker1
12-04-2006, 06:12 PM
Damn, this thread should be rated R...:lol
ShoogarBear
12-04-2006, 06:13 PM
Damn, this thread should be rated R...:lolWhat are you doing here? You got some ID?
:madrun
timvp
12-04-2006, 06:22 PM
What are you doing here? I got ED.
:madrun
TMI.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:19 AM
http://www.myspace.com/caninus
A dog is the lead singer. :lmao
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:20 AM
I'd suck Salma Hayek's asshole.
I would run inside her uterus
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 12:20 AM
I don't know what's funnier tonight...
3rdCoast/Sequ or Horry?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:24 AM
I don't know what's funnier tonight...
3rdCoast/Sequ or Horry?
What did Horry do?
JB, I am glad I made you laugh.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:25 AM
I would dive into salma's uterus and live there for a week
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 12:25 AM
What did Horry do?
JB, I am glad I made you laugh.
What didn't he do?
Go check the top few threads in the Spurs forum.
HF3! should be beaten with a sock full of nickels.
angel_luv
12-05-2006, 12:27 AM
What did Horry do?
JB, I am glad I made you laugh.
Were you at the Spurs game on Saturday night? If not, I saw your twin.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:30 AM
Were you at the Spurs game on Saturday night? If not, I saw your twin.
No, I was not there.
You all would not recognize me now.
Full beard and a few other changes.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:31 AM
You think thets bad
rememba when you tried to hit on jekka and got scoffed
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:31 AM
No, I was not there.
You all would not recognize me now.
Full beard and a few other changes.
Did you get a boob job?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:32 AM
Did you get a boob job?
Exactly.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:32 AM
Can I titty fuck you?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:33 AM
You think thets bad
rememba when you tried to hit on jekka and got scoffed
I do.
It was not my brightest moment, but at least I tried.
Now, all I can hope for is a friendship with both Manny and Jekka.
I enjoyed my time conversing with both of them and they are two individuals I would enjoy having in my circle of friends.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Can I titty fuck you?
Only if you promise that you will let me get you ATM.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Jekka is quite pleasant.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Remember when you were cool
then you became a god freak
then you were a wigger
then you started wearing cowboy hats
then you dissappeared for 12 months
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Only if you promise that you will let me get you ATM.
It's a deal.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:35 AM
jekka was miss spurstalk july
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:36 AM
I don't know what's funnier tonight...
3rdCoast/Sequ or Horry?
Sequ gets props for being Sequ and HF3 should just crawl in a hole. As for 3rdCoast I'm unaware of his humor previous to your post.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:36 AM
Jekka is quite pleasant.
She is a beautiful women on the inside and outside.
Her heart is just as perfect as the rest of her.
Manny is a luck, lucky man.
I wish them nothing but the best in their future together.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:37 AM
Remember when you were cool
then you became a god freak
then you were a wigger
then you started wearing cowboy hats
then you dissappeared for 12 months
Yea, it was a good ride.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:38 AM
rememba when atlfan threw a baseball and it hit you in the throat
then you gagged on horry's smegma
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:38 AM
jekka was miss spurstalk july
I read an article on that but I forgot where.
Maybe it was on Spurstalk.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:38 AM
rememba when atlfan threw a baseball and it hit you in the throat
then you gagged on horry's smegma
It hit me on the chest.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:38 AM
It's a deal.
Suck me, beautiful.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:38 AM
Sequ gets props for being Sequ and HF3 should just crawl in a hole. As for 3rdCoast I'm unaware of his humor previous to your post.
3rdcoast was 2nd generation quattro you are like 6th generation
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:39 AM
3rdcoast was 2nd generation quattro you are like 6th generation
Indeed.
I think you were a part of the first generation, correct?
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:40 AM
3rdCoast and atlfan25 made me the man I am today.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:41 AM
I have tried my hardest to keep their legend alive.
I will tell their tales to my grandchildren.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:42 AM
3rdcoast was 2nd generation quattro you are like 6th generation
Of course. I did do my homework. And apperantly he doesn't acknowledge me, which is kind of hurtful, honestly.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:43 AM
I have a final on December 11- Horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:43 AM
3rdCoast and atlfan25 made me the man I am today.
Thanks for the kind words.
From 2001-2005 Atl and 3rdCoast had some memorible moments.
It was a solid run.
Keep the tales alive and tell your grandchildren how for those 4-5 years two white boys ran the streets and set the trend.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:46 AM
I have a final on December 11- Horry
Please do not attempt an -horry ever again.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:47 AM
This entire 'ashbeeigh' situation is new to me.
Who are you?
Why are you here?
Are you transgender?
What is your purpose on this site and in this thread?
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:47 AM
Please do not attempt an -horry ever again.
It was in line with the "My friend's birthday is December 13th" quote, but indeed, it was lame. I apologize yet again.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:50 AM
This entire 'ashbeeigh' situation is new to me.
Who are you?
Why are you here?
Are you transgender?
What is your purpose on this site and in this thread?
It is best you ignore her. She is a cunt and will not go away despite every attempt by many to rid her of this thread.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:50 AM
Once, atl and I paid for a tank of gas, I think it was 10 dollars worth, in all coins.
No, not just quarters, but nickles, dimes and shit loads of pennies.
We took the time and counted out all of the change, went into the gas station and dropped that shit on the counter.
The cashier did not even bother counting it.
Afterwards, we realized since that fool did not even count the change, we should have said it was 20 dollars instead of 10.
Fuck.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:50 AM
This entire 'ashbeeigh' situation is new to me.
Who are you?
Why are you here?
Are you transgender?
What is your purpose on this site and in this thread?
transgender? :wtf Apperantly my whole purpose is to be super lame and for Manny to insult me every second of the day. Otherwise, I keep to myself unless I ask someone to "write a note" to their boyfriend/girlfriend before before going on a long trip and insert irrelevant information regarding my psychological/spanish studies when things get extra slow.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:51 AM
It is best you ignore her. She is a cunt and will not go away despite every attempt by many to rid her of this thread.
:ihit I could go public with your affections for me.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:52 AM
Once, atl and I paid for a tank of gas, I think it was 10 dollars worth, in all coins.
No, not just quarters, but nickles, dimes and shit loads of pennies.
We took the time and counted out all of the change, went into the gas station and dropped that shit on the counter.
The cashier did not even bother counting it.
Afterwards, we realized since that fool did not even count the change, we should have said it was 20 dollars instead of 10.
Fuck.
I've purchased 12 packs of beer with change in the past.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:52 AM
I think a few days back Manny posted something to the extent of 'piss on my dirty face' when he was describing ash.
Funny post.
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 12:52 AM
i enjoy pissing on my own face.
-horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:53 AM
Atl nearly ran over a police officer once at Blossom Athletic Center.
After we exited the car, the officer advised me that I should not be riding with him.
Regardless, Atl and I scoffed at him.
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 12:53 AM
Good stuff.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:54 AM
Ashbeeigh used to get golden showers from Keda.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:54 AM
i enjoy pissing on my own face.
-horry
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:55 AM
I have a final on December 11- Horry
you realize how hard you make it for us to like you?
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:55 AM
PEOPLE you have to add the :smokin after your horry quotes dammit
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:55 AM
but it is all in the past.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:56 AM
Ashbeeigh used to get golden showers from Keda.
I remember that dude.
Isn't he a gay bowler?
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:57 AM
Only a select few should be able to make :smokin -horry posts, and ashbeeigh is not one of them.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:57 AM
Please do not attempt an -horry ever again.
:lmao
dude
come up with 2 or 3 good ones so i can put them in my chuck norris horry thread
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 12:57 AM
you realize how hard you make it for us to like you?
I've never seen you, or read a post by you until tonight. Nor am I here to impress anyone. The Quattro is not something I lose sleep over.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:58 AM
I just got accepted to Texas State :smokin
-Horry
Zombie
12-05-2006, 12:58 AM
Sequ is gay!
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:58 AM
Spurs almost lost last night :smokin
-Horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:58 AM
Midge, I made a run to the store about 2 hours ago but I am not sure my supply will meet my demand tonight.
Therefore, I may exit this thread at around 12:30 or 1 am to go to the bar and finish the night off.
Only time will tell.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 12:59 AM
I've never seen you, or read a post by you until tonight. Nor am I here to impress anyone. The Quattro is not something I lose sleep over.
I'm Hunter-TheReckoning.
Jekka
12-05-2006, 12:59 AM
Nor am I here to impress anyone.
Obviously.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 12:59 AM
I suggest people never question who Bo is again.
He is a proven member of this web chat link.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 12:59 AM
I just bench pressed my 2007 H2 while getting tea bagged. :smokin
-horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:00 AM
Obviously.
Solid post.
:reading
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:00 AM
I just bench pressed my 2007 H2 while getting tea bagged. :smokin
-horry
:clap
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:00 AM
My cock is so long I can tuck it under and ass fuck myself. :smokin
-Horry
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:01 AM
I'm Hunter-TheReckoning.
Oh my god. Please forgive me for my foolish behavior towards you in the past then! But seriously, I don't care if you were the God of the quattro. Everyone will get the same amount of respect from me unless they continue to insult me.
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 01:01 AM
I suggest people never question who Bo is again.
He is a proven member of this web chat link.
Bo is good people.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 01:01 AM
My cock is so long I can tuck it under and ass fuck myself. :smokin
-Horry
:lmao :lmao :lmao
see i suck at these
midge rip it dude
SequSpur
12-05-2006, 01:01 AM
Sequ is gay!
that was some random shit.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 01:02 AM
Oh my god. Please forgive me for my foolish behavior towards you in the past then! But seriously, I don't care if you were the God of the quattro.
I dont think you are understanding the point.
I AM the god of the quattro.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:03 AM
Reread my post Bo. I fixed it.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:03 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao
see i suck at these
midge rip it dude
I'm still bummed Kori deleted my string of about 10 of the most vulgar ones I've ever posted. They were classic.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:04 AM
Q folk that I will rep for -
Atl
Midge
SilverBlack21
Melmart
Bo
Mooks
CBF
Manny
Jekka
Angel
JB47
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 01:05 AM
Kori deleting the quattro before game 7 of the mavs series was one of the most inexplicable and imprudent actions of spurstalk history.
At least wait until after the game.
EEEESH
There was a ridiculous amount of history archived there. I understand the quattro was the prime reason for spurstalk's server slowing down but still..."going for quattro" etc, it was just a bad move.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:08 AM
Originally it was said it was not deleted just hidden but I have asked for temporary access so I can turn it into a .pdf but my requests have been denied.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:09 AM
I just laughed so hard the cum in my mouth shot out of my nose. :smokin
-Horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:10 AM
I just laughed so hard the cum in my mouth shot out of my nose. :smokin
-Horry
Kinda like a white dragon.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:11 AM
Should I be offended that 3rdcoast doesn't like me yet? I really don't know. Or should I go cry in a little corner because bo person, who is obviously one of the "first," founders of the 'tro, and a v-town boy is obviously trying to make me cry? I know y'all are a little tight knit group and you "go back" but seriously, just get off that shit, widen your gotdamn horizons a bit. So what if I can't handle an -horry post, so what if I can be a little lame sometimes, it's just a little bit memorable. And you won't be getting rid of me anytime soon. As long as the Spurs are around, I'll be around.
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 01:12 AM
Originally it was said it was not deleted just hidden but I have asked for temporary access so I can turn it into a .pdf but my requests have been denied.
it was obviously deleted
just didn't make any sense
its not like it would have been the first time for spurstalk to go slow
it jinxed us i tell ya
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:12 AM
:lmao
Bo Malette
12-05-2006, 01:13 AM
widen your little memorable.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:13 AM
What have you done to be initied into the Q?
Have you sucked off Midget?
Have you had your breasts beaten with a wiffle bat?
Have you drank a cum body shot?
What is your claim to fame here?
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
Should I be offended that 3rdcoast doesn't like me yet? I really don't know. Or should I go cry in a little corner because bo person, who is obviously one of the "first," founders of the 'tro, and a v-town boy is obviously trying to make me cry? I know y'all are a little tight knit group and you "go back" but seriously, just get off that shit, widen your gotdamn horizons a bit. So what if I can't handle an -horry post, so what if I can be a little lame sometimes, it's just a little bit memorable. And you won't be getting rid of me anytime soon. As long as the Spurs are around, I'll be around.
I'm trying really hard to ignore you but damn...shut the fuck up!
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
it was obviously deleted
just didn't make any sense
its not like it would have been the first time for spurstalk to go slow
it jinxed us i tell ya
Some of my finest work was in that thread.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
I have never seen Silver21 post vulgarity.
This is a breakthrough.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:14 AM
it was obviously deleted
just didn't make any sense
its not like it would have been the first time for spurstalk to go slow
it jinxed us i tell ya
It's not deleted.
We had to hide it from the spiders.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:15 AM
It's not deleted.
We had to hide it from the spiders.
Why?
Please explain in great detail.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:16 AM
Why?
Please explain in great detail.
BITCH!
I SAID NOW!
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:16 AM
BITCH!
I SAID NOW!
I am sorry Koko.
I love you.
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 01:17 AM
I have never seen Silver21 post vulgarity.
This is a breakthrough.
Geez...than you have missed a lot.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:17 AM
I've purchased 12 packs of beer with change in the past.
One time we went out to eat at Alamo Cafe and LJ forgot his ATM card somewhere. And as most of the world knows, I don't carry my own money. LJ had a $10 bill and we ended up scrapping up about $9 in change off the floorboards of the car to pay the rest of the check. :fro
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:18 AM
One time we went out to eat at Alamo Cafe and LJ forgot his ATM card somewhere. And as most of the world knows, I don't carry my own money. LJ had a $10 bill and we ended up scrapping up about $9 in change off the floorboards of the car to pay the rest of the check. :fro
Why not just skip the check?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:18 AM
One time we went out to eat at Alamo Cafe and LJ forgot his ATM card somewhere. And as most of the world knows, I don't carry my own money. LJ had a $10 bill and we ended up scrapping up about $9 in change off the floorboards of the car to pay the rest of the check. :fro
Why didn't you just suck off the waiter?
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 01:18 AM
One time we went out to eat at Alamo Cafe and LJ forgot his ATM card somewhere. And as most of the world knows, I don't carry my own money. LJ had a $10 bill and we ended up scrapping up about $9 in change off the floorboards of the car to pay the rest of the check. :fro
That reminds me...my wallet fell somewhere in my truck today and I still haven't found it.
BRB.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:19 AM
Why didn't you just suck off the waiter?
:lmao
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:19 AM
That reminds me...my wallet fell somewhere in my truck today and I still haven't found it.
BRB.
My wallet is so thick with money and condoms that I could never lose it.
-Horry
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 01:20 AM
My wallet is so thick with money and condoms that I could never lose it. :smokin
-Horry
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:20 AM
Why?
Please explain in great detail.
On this forum software, you aren't supposed to let threads get over 2K posts, otherwise, they start to slow down the server over time. So imagine, we let the thread get super huge, so it will killing the server every time that there was over 400 people online. So then we just locked it, thinking that might be okay. But the damn google spiders were always in it and that was the same as people being in it posting, so it was destroying the server during every Spurs game. So we locked it away in a vault for no one, including spiders, to see.
I still don't know if it's possible to make it into a pdf like Midget has requested. That would be a damn long pdf.
atlfan25
12-05-2006, 01:21 AM
Once, atl and I paid for a tank of gas, I think it was 10 dollars worth, in all coins.
No, not just quarters, but nickles, dimes and shit loads of pennies.
We took the time and counted out all of the change, went into the gas station and dropped that shit on the counter.
The cashier did not even bother counting it.
Afterwards, we realized since that fool did not even count the change, we should have said it was 20 dollars instead of 10.
Fuck.
Atl nearly ran over a police officer once at Blossom Athletic Center.
After we exited the car, the officer advised me that I should not be riding with him.
Regardless, Atl and I scoffed at him.
good times, son
good times
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:22 AM
On this forum software, you aren't supposed to let threads get over 2K posts, otherwise, they start to slow down the server over time. So imagine, we let the thread get super huge, so it will killing the server every time that there was over 400 people online. So then we just locked it, thinking that might be okay. But the damn google spiders were always in it and that was the same as people being in it posting, so it was destroying the server during every Spurs game. So we locked it away in a vault for no one, including spiders, to see.
I still don't know if it's possible to make it into a pdf like Midget has requested. That would be a damn long pdf.
Thing is, that cat works in a library.
He wants the pdf so he can turn that shit into a book and publish it at the utsa library for all morons to read and worship.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:24 AM
On this forum software, you aren't supposed to let threads get over 2K posts, otherwise, they start to slow down the server over time. So imagine, we let the thread get super huge, so it will killing the server every time that there was over 400 people online. So then we just locked it, thinking that might be okay. But the damn google spiders were always in it and that was the same as people being in it posting, so it was destroying the server during every Spurs game. So we locked it away in a vault for no one, including spiders, to see.
I still don't know if it's possible to make it into a pdf like Midget has requested. That would be a damn long pdf.
Didn't there used to be an option for a simplified version of the thread for printing purposes? I was going to use that option then use Acrobat Distiller to save it as a pdf.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:24 AM
It would be long as hell and I may have to go page by page but I have shit else to do with my time.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:24 AM
Didn't there used to be an option for a simplified version of the thread for printing purposes? I was going to use that option then use Acrobat Distiller to save it as a pdf.
I don't know anything about that, sir. I will need to consult with Slomo or Mitja.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:25 AM
I don't think he wants to put it in the library, I think he wants to sell it, and keep the original under lock and key for his offspring.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:25 AM
Midget, did you know that I love the library?
If I didn't have a sports job, I'd probably work in a library or school.
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 01:25 AM
Thread Tools --> Printable Version
But with all the pages, I think it would take a hell of a long time to complete the job.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:25 AM
For some reason I believe it was once an option. I may be wrong. I have spent a huge percentage of my time on these forums drunk so my memory is a bit hazy.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:25 AM
I don't know anything about that, sir. I will need to consult with Slomo or Mitja.
If you suck off Slomo he can do anything for you.
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 01:27 AM
If you suck off Slomo he can do anything for you.
Including paying an Alamo Cafe check.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:27 AM
I know there was a printable version. I came back from Hoston wanting to catch up, and it was easier on my eyes, and I was like "Holy fuck, where has it gone?" Saddest day of my forum life.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:27 AM
Including paying an Alamo Cafe check.
:elephant
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 01:27 AM
i sucked off Slomo just for the fun of it, not for some ulterior motive like you bitches.
-horry
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:29 AM
i sucked off Slomo just for the fun of it, not for some ulterior motive like you bitches.
-horry
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
CuckingFunt
12-05-2006, 01:36 AM
I just laughed so hard the cum in my mouth shot out of my nose. :smokin
-HorryThat literally made me laugh so hard I almost choked.
CuckingFunt
12-05-2006, 01:37 AM
Should I be offended that 3rdcoast doesn't like me yet? I really don't know. Or should I go cry in a little corner because bo person, who is obviously one of the "first," founders of the 'tro, and a v-town boy is obviously trying to make me cry? I know y'all are a little tight knit group and you "go back" but seriously, just get off that shit, widen your gotdamn horizons a bit. So what if I can't handle an -horry post, so what if I can be a little lame sometimes, it's just a little bit memorable. And you won't be getting rid of me anytime soon. As long as the Spurs are around, I'll be around.I'm not one of the founders of the Quattro, nor am I part of any tight knit group, but I still find you to be annoying as fuck.
Just for the sake of clarification.
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:38 AM
http://img03.yourpix.org/images/12.06/03/116518792111549022220ek8.jpg
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:38 AM
That literally made me laugh so hard I almost choked.
On cum?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:39 AM
Good ole Midge
CuckingFunt
12-05-2006, 01:40 AM
On cum?No. Just Pepsi.
ashbeeigh
12-05-2006, 01:40 AM
I'm not one of the founders of the Quattro, nor am I part of any tight knit group, but I still find you to be annoying as fuck.
Just for the sake of clarification.
Yet again, not here to impress anyone.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:42 AM
Please Don't Ban Me said Manny & Blaze were part of my e-posse. :lol
Come on now, if I had an e-posse, my crew wouldn't be Manny and Blaze.
Silver21_Black20
12-05-2006, 01:44 AM
Please Don't Ban Me said Manny & Blaze were part of my e-posse. :lol
Come on now, if I had an e-posse, my crew wouldn't be Manny and Blaze.
Hahahaha...Burn!
midgetonadonkey
12-05-2006, 01:46 AM
Please Don't Ban Me said Manny & Blaze were part of my e-posse. :lol
Come on now, if I had an e-posse, my crew wouldn't be Manny and Blaze.
Can I be in your e-posse?
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:49 AM
Can I be in your e-posse?
Can I be in your e-pussy?
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:50 AM
Can I be in your e-pussy?
timvp might have to e-kill you.
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 01:50 AM
Can I be in your e-posse?
If I'm taking posse applications, e- or otherwise, I'll let you know.
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-05-2006, 01:51 AM
Please Don't Ban Me said Manny & Blaze were part of my e-posse. :lol
Come on now, if I had an e-posse, my crew wouldn't be Manny and Blaze.
We're not the most intimidating figures, I know... :lmao
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 01:52 AM
timvp might have to e-kill you.
You, I've had already.
I was talking about Midge.
3rdCoast
12-05-2006, 02:13 AM
Someone that knows the movie Wayne's World
Please fucking help me out
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 02:25 AM
Someone that knows the movie Wayne's World
Please fucking help me out
No one likes Wayne's World. But what do you want to know?
AlamoSpursFan
12-05-2006, 02:39 AM
I don't recall any referrences to Kori's "e-pussy" in Wayne's World. I think your e-ass is writing checks you don't really want timvp's real world self cashing, sparky...
:lmao
MannyIsGod
12-05-2006, 02:42 AM
:lmao
The Quattro is on fire tonight.
Oh, and fuck you Kori. I go e-hard.
MannyIsGod
12-05-2006, 02:43 AM
Should I be offended that 3rdcoast doesn't like me yet? I really don't know. Or should I go cry in a little corner because bo person, who is obviously one of the "first," founders of the 'tro, and a v-town boy is obviously trying to make me cry? I know y'all are a little tight knit group and you "go back" but seriously, just get off that shit, widen your gotdamn horizons a bit. So what if I can't handle an -horry post, so what if I can be a little lame sometimes, it's just a little bit memorable. And you won't be getting rid of me anytime soon. As long as the Spurs are around, I'll be around.Seriously? How do you have friends?
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 02:46 AM
:lol I didn't read that ashbeeigh post. Did she have an e-meltdown? or was just joking?
Kori Ellis
12-05-2006, 02:47 AM
:lmao
The Quattro is on fire tonight.
Oh, and fuck you Kori. I go e-hard.
Yeah, yeah.
If I need some to shop for plasmas or fold my laundry, I'll call you and Joe. But y'all aren't posse material.
MannyIsGod
12-05-2006, 02:48 AM
:lol I didn't read that ashbeeigh post. Did she have an e-meltdown? or was just joking?
That bitch is never joking. Issues.
MannyIsGod
12-05-2006, 02:49 AM
Yeah, yeah.
If I need some to shop for plasmas or fold my laundry, I'll call you and Joe. But y'all aren't posse material.I told those motherfuckers I didn't need an extended warranty on my plasma. If it broke I'm sure Blaze could fix it.
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