Free Quattro Razor (2)

[ShoogarBear]

I'm serious. I want to pick you up, take you to dinner and watch a movie with you.This begs to be edited.

[batman2883]

midge whats all this are you hitting on my girl you puto

[Kori Ellis]

midge whats all this are you hitting on my girl you puto

:lol Midget got a date with Sandra before Batman did. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

jman's going to be crushed when he reads this.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge whats all this are you hitting on my girl you puto

Yeah I am.

[Silver21_Black20]

jman's going to be crushed when he reads this.

Nah... j and I have actually become good friends.

[ShoogarBear]

Nah... j and I have actually become good friends.Ah, so it's been there, done that? :lol

He ever get you out to the Quarry bushes?

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah, so it's been there, done that? :lol

He ever get you out to the Quarry bushes?

Nope...no Quarry bushes.

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack just hit it and quit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope...no Quarry bushes.

Can I take you out to the Quarry bushes??

[Silver21_Black20]

Can I take you out to the Quarry bushes??

Uh...no.

[midgetonadonkey]

Uh...no.

Alright. :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

Alright. :depressed

Not on the first date.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not on the first date.

How about on the second?

[midgetonadonkey]

:hat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:hat

You're already back?

Did she lure you onto the Dateline set or something?

[ashbeeigh]

You're already back?



Date's at nine JB.

[Silver21_Black20]

Date's at nine JB.

9:30

[Cupid]

I'm on it.

[midgetonadonkey]

:hat

[kingsfan]

No details on the big date?

[midgetonadonkey]

It went well. We have already planned future dates.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Before anyone asks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nope...no Quarry bushes.What's with the Quarry bushes?

[midgetonadonkey]

What's with the Quarry bushes?

That goes back to the days of the original Quattro. I don't exactly remember the details but it involved people going to the Quarry bushes for a quickie. Something to that effect. Is is effect or affect? I forget.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a dream that I had an ingrown toenail. I was trying to pull it up while driving because my toe was extremely swollen. I managed to do so and blood was pouring everywhere, but the swelling went down.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never had an ingrown toe nail but from what I hear they are painful.

[midgetonadonkey]

So the toe nail just grows underneath the skin?

[midgetonadonkey]

I had an ingrown pubic hair once. It looked like a pimple but when I popped it, there was a small hair inside.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was like Christmas.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm never cutting my toe nails again. I wonder how long they can get.

[midgetonadonkey]

In 4 months I will post before and after pictures.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think my toe nails grow very fast. I don't have to cut them very often.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time I broke a pair of toe nail clippers trying to cut my big toe nail.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was real thick and hard. The hinge to the clippers just couldn't take anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found it comical.

[midgetonadonkey]

In retrospect, I should've soaked my feet in warm water before cutting my toenails. Either that or do it right out of the shower.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hind sight is 20/20.

[midgetonadonkey]

I guess the best thing for me to do would be to learn from my mistakes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Next time my toe nail is so thick toe nail clippers can't get through it, I'm soaking my feet.

[midgetonadonkey]

My toe nail clippers will thank me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe they will buy me a cake or other kind of pastery.

[midgetonadonkey]

As a token of their appreciation.

[CuckingFunt]

Toenail clippers have a hinge?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't mind pie instead of cake.

[midgetonadonkey]

Toenail clippers have a hinge?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ist2_1107551_toe_nail_clippers.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Would it be called a hinge? A fulcrum? I don't know what it's called.

[CuckingFunt]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ist2_1107551_toe_nail_clippers.jpgThe bar that goes through the actual clippers, or the pin connected to the top... thingy... that goes through said bar?

[midgetonadonkey]

The pin at the top.

[CuckingFunt]

The pin at the top.Gotcha.

Impressive. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.medcatalog.com/images/care_4_u.jpg

Now that would be sweet.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would worry about accuracy with that thing.

[CuckingFunt]

That would be an injury waiting to happen.

[ashbeeigh]

Something to that effect. Is is effect or affect? I forget.

Effect. Affect is emotions.

[midgetonadonkey]

Effect. Affect is emotions.

Thanks Cuntface.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I had a dream that I had an ingrown toenail. I was trying to pull it up while driving because my toe was extremely swollen. I managed to do so and blood was pouring everywhere, but the swelling went down.

I had a dream last night that was kind of weird. It involved this hostage situation at a bank, but for some reason, I was the one sent in to talk to the robbers. It was a huge group of them, but one of them turned out to be this girl I met last year. Eventually, I ended up asking her out and then we had to get out of there fast because the other robbers wanted to kill her. While we were driving away in her car, "Award Tour" by A Tribe Called Quest came on the radio.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thanks Cuntface.oooh. that's harsh

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holy shit.

Guess what just came on the radio.

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7214/photo013107001xt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I should probably get dressed if Katie's coming over.

[Tybalt]

midgetonadonkey is a fag

[midgetonadonkey]

I take it Batman is a bit upset.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would've asked you out instead but you are never around anymore.

[Tybalt]

don't you ever ask out my girl again

[Inigo Montoya]

you killed my father, prepare to die

[midgetonadonkey]

don't you ever ask out my girl again

I asked her out again last night and she said yes.

[Master Shake]

i will bring you lots of pain midge

[Pauly Shore]

and you know i will you bastardo

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i will bring you lots of pain midge

You're actually going to show up to a GTG?

[Zack Morris]

i am going to ring hell upon you!!! the arrows from my buddy band crew will amass an amount of arrows that will block the sun!!

[Mad Martigan]

you will feel the pain, the blood will flow

[Mojo Jojo]

so you best be ready to say your prayers

[Anakin Skywalker]

you underestimate the power of the darkside

[Arragontigo]

you puta

[midgetonadonkey]

I will always love you batman.

[Mr Dio]

It was like Christmas.


:lol

Midggggggggge!!!
So, did the video of you N SB cum out OK?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

Midggggggggge!!!
So, did the video of you N SB cum out OK?

It came out great.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Region 20 and their Teacher Certification Program. Fuck them in their assholes. :pctoss

[Mr Dio]

It came out great.

I wanna buy a copy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wanna buy a copy.

Are you sure? It's only 3 hours of my dancing in a Speedo. She is holding the camara the whole time.

[Mr Dio]

Are you sure? It's only 3 hours of my dancing in a Speedo. She is holding the camara the whole time.


In that case, I'll take 2.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck Region 20 and their Teacher Certification Program. Fuck them in their assholes. :pctoss

I looked into that over the Christmas break. What's wrong?

[midgetonadonkey]

I looked into that over the Christmas break. What's wrong?

My GPA was too low. A C student can run the country but can't teach our kids the finer points of the English language.

[1369]

My GPA was too low. A C student can run the country but can't teach our kids the finer points of the English language.

You have heard the "C" student speak in public, haven't you?

I'd say that's a good call.

/Voted for the "C" student

[midgetonadonkey]

You have heard the "C" student speak in public, haven't you?

I'd say that's a good call.

/Voted for the "C" student

I have. Helen Keller can articulate better than that dude.

[Richard Cranium]

I was a straight C+ student. Above average.

[Richard Cranium]

Helen Keller never heard it so bad.

[ashbeeigh]

My GPA was too low. A C student can run the country but can't teach our kids the finer points of the English language.

:madrun Lame. I just didn't want to spend more money on it. :D

[Silver21_Black20]

In that case, I'll take 2.

:lol

I'm sure I can arrange a date between you two.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

I'm sure I can arrange a date between you two.Ah-ha. Now we'll hear what really happened.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah-ha. Now we'll hear what really happened.

With? :nerd

[ShoogarBear]

With? :nerdSpeedo Gonzalez.

[Silver21_Black20]

Speedo Gonzalez.

:lol

I know of no speedos.

[Mr Dio]

:lol

I'm sure I can arrange a date between you two.


Screw that SB, we're gonna have a Sandra Sandwich!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Screw that SB, we're gonna have a Sandra Sandwich!!

Then who will hold the camera?

[Mr Dio]

Then who will hold the camera?


Tripod baby!!
Isn't that your nickname for Midge?

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone know where I can get some Nike Air Jordan IX (9) in size 7.5? I've tried eBay but no dice.

[midgetonadonkey]

I found some size 8's but in white/black/green. What color are you looking for?

[Silver21_Black20]

Like these...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Nike-Air-Jordan-lX-9-RETRO-Mens-Size-9-US-UK-8_W0QQitemZ120080424422QQihZ002QQcategoryZ63850QQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you look at different flea markets?

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you serious?

[Marklar MM]

Flea Market
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah I'm serious. You can find anything at the flea market.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wrote a 3 page how-to paper on how to write how-to papers for some dumb freshman chick. She gave me 20 dollars. That is officially my first paying writing gig. It took me 45 minutes and the tone is so smart assy that she may be in trouble.

[ShoogarBear]

To the left, to the right

[CuckingFunt]

Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.

[CuckingFunt]

To the left, to the rightI'm still trying to figure out when being compared to a mini mall became praise.

[ShoogarBear]

Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.
That wasn't because you were giving up the drawers to them, was it?

[CuckingFunt]

I've never given up any drawers to any teachers/professors in my life.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm still trying to figure out when being compared to a mini mall became praise.1. When you're a Flea Market
2. When you're in Montgomery, AL

[ShoogarBear]

I've never given up any drawers to any teachers/professors in my life.I know that's not true for the female ones. I've seen The L Word. In California, all women sleep with each other, especially if one is in a position of power

[CuckingFunt]

I know that's not true for the female ones. I've seen The L Word. In California, all women sleep with each other, especially if one is in a position of powerThat is, quite unfortunatley, not true.

Also, none of my professors were Jennifer Beals, though I doubt it would have made any difference.



And, oh yeah, fuck you "L Word" for getting rid of Sarah Shahi. Fuck you right in your ear.

[ShoogarBear]

And, oh yeah, fuck you "L Word" for getting rid of Sarah Shahi. Fuck you right in your ear.Didn't she go to some network show?

[CuckingFunt]

Didn't she go to some network show?Yes.

But that network show didn't involve any nekkid lesbian love scenes and was, thusly, canceled.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yes.

But that network show didn't involve any nekkid lesbian love scenes and was, thusly, canceled.

You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.

[CuckingFunt]

You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.I wholeheartedly agree.

[ShoogarBear]

You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.Which is the only reason to watch The L Word. Otherwise, I find that show incredibly annoying.

[Jekka]

Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.
Same here - I wrote a paper on how Barbie is misogynistic and racist for an American Studies class that I'm surprised wasn't marked down for the amount of sarcasm. All of my papers on Camus were that way, too ... but I don't know how you'd write a paper on Camus without being a smartass.

[CuckingFunt]

Which is the only reason to watch The L Word. Otherwise, I find that show incredibly annoying.It really is awful.

[midgetonadonkey]

What is The L Word? Is it a porno? I have never heard of it.

[ShoogarBear]

What is The L Word? Is it a porno? I have never heard of it.It's a show about a bunch of hot lesbians tonguing each other between cappucinnos. You wouldn't be interested.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.

[ShoogarBear]

Same here - I wrote a paper on how Barbie is misogynistic and racist for an American Studies class that I'm surprised wasn't marked down for the amount of sarcasm. All of my papers on Camus were that way, too ... but I don't know how you'd write a paper on Camus without being a smartass.I suppose you're going to say you didn't give up any drawers, either.

[ShoogarBear]

I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.Go to a Silver Stars game.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a show about a bunch of hot lesbians tonguing each other between cappucinnos. You wouldn't be interested.

Both chicks in the couple are hot? That is not realistic, yet I would still love to watch that. Nothing is hotter than a hot chick sucking the clit of another hot chick.

[ShoogarBear]

It's not about a couple of chicks. It's about a couple dozen of them. Most are at least a little hot, and all dress in the latest fashions, even the poor ones. So you can tell how incredibly realistic it is.

I'd tell you more, but I imagine you find this repulsive.

[CuckingFunt]

I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.That's what you get for living in Texas.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's what you get for living in Texas.

I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Fuck that. I don't want to live any place North downtown San Antonio. I sometimes feel I am too far North now, and I live on the Southeast Side of San Anto.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a T-shirt that on the front has a big "210" and on the back says "San Anto". That is the ultimate shirt.

[Jekka]

I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.
The last time I merely held hands with a girl in San Antonio we got cat-called - girls don't make out in public because everyone and their mother cares. So, instead, we stick to home and bars.


And no, Shoog, I didn't give up any drawers :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

The last time I merely held hands with a girl in San Antonio we got cat-called - girls don't make out in public because everyone and their mother cares. So, instead, we stick to home and bars.


And no, Shoog, I didn't give up any drawers :lol

How many chicks have you been with?

[CuckingFunt]

The last time I merely held hands with a girl in San Antonio we got cat-called - girls don't make out in public because everyone and their mother cares. So, instead, we stick to home and bars.
People get paranoid about that shit.

When my ex and I lived in San Francisco, she and I could have fucked in the middle of Market Street and no one would have paid attention. But the city I live in now? If I go out to dinner with another woman -- friend, business associate, relative, whatever -- and have an innocent meal without any men present the entire restaurant stares at us in disgust.

PDAs aren't as much fun when you're either being called a sinner, or openly drooled over.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are there more fags or dykes in San Fran?

[CuckingFunt]

Are there more fags or dykes in San Fran?There are lots of both. It's a wonderful city.

[atxrocker]

i'd vote fags. all the dykes have apparently migrated to austin.

[Jekka]

People get paranoid about that shit.

When my ex and I lived in San Francisco, she and I could have fucked in the middle of Market Street and no one would have paid attention. But the city I live in now? If I go out to dinner with another woman -- friend, business associate, relative, whatever -- and have an innocent meal without any men present the entire restaurant stares at us in disgust.

PDAs aren't as much fun when you're either being called a sinner, or openly drooled over.
Yeah, no one should be enjoying my PDA more than me, which is one reason being openly drooled over pisses me off. I have yet to be called a sinner for it, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always felt that people that perform even moderate amounts of PDA like to be watched. Why else would a couple do such lewd acts in the view of people unless it's to get some sort of physical or mental satisfaction?

[CuckingFunt]

I've always felt that people that perform even moderate amounts of PDA like to be watched. Why else would a couple do such lewd acts in the view of people unless it's to get some sort of physical or mental satisfaction?I've always seen it as either wanting attention, or wanting to mark territory.

I'm not a big fan of the PDA in general, but the few times I've been even remotely gropey with a girl, it's usually seen as an open invitation for hoots and hollers. I know that I've kissed boyfriends in public, and people probably watched, but it never inspired a round of applause.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't mind hearing a round of applause after I finish with a chick.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q

[batman2883]

how in the world doesn every know batman loves spurfect??

[batman2883]

Venga Boys Go Back In Time Whoa Whoa
This Is What I Want To Do
Whoa Whoa
Lets Have Some Fun
Whoa Whoa
One On One Just Me And You
Boom Boom Boom Boom
I Want You In My Room

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

:pctoss

[batman2883]

whats your problem sandra?

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't have a problem.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck school and fuck essays. I hate writers block.

[Melmart1]

FUCK THIS!!! The Quattro got to the second page! doesn't anyone care that fucking ashbeigh and her dirty feet were the last to post>??!?!?

[CuckingFunt]

FUCK THIS!!! The Quattro got to the second page! doesn't anyone care that fucking ashbeigh and her dirty feet were the last to post>??!?!?It was on the second page?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. :nope

[midgetonadonkey]

I have always done everything possible to keep this thread up on the first page, but I have no support. I say we should just let this thread die.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/thorthemighty/UDYWWQU4MO4PKFRTM2OF3BN6GIPJWQQ5.jpg

[Melmart1]

we can't let it die.. unless there is somethign better to take its place in terms of random posting... I could think of plenty of random things...

[Melmart1]

Won't you look down upon me, Jesus
You've got to help me make a stand
You've just got to see me through another day
My body's aching and my time is at hand
And I won't make it any other way

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a new jap boss. I don't like her. She eats rice all day.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge, there's so much wrong with that picture, I don't even know where to start.

[ShoogarBear]

The Quattro, like the Spurs, has no bench.

[Melmart1]

chinky bosses suck!

[Melmart1]

don't you let the chinky boss you around, midge!

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes they do. Her eyes are all slanted and shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

don't you let the chinky boss you around, midge!

I don't. Earlier today I she told me to do something and I said, "Shut up bitch. My dad used to kill gooks like you in 'Nam. Now fuck off!"

[Melmart1]

I am most interested to see what she said...

[midgetonadonkey]

She just bowed, walked away and went back to her office to eat flied lice and do origami.

[midgetonadonkey]

I showed her who was the cock of the walk.

[Melmart1]

that chinky bitch!

[CuckingFunt]

Chinky? I don't think that "nip" gets used often enough.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are japs chinks? I thought chinks had to be Chinese or does the term chink just refer to all of our slanted eyed bredren.

[Melmart1]

i am racist against asians, obviously! so i am the wrong person to ask! ;)

[CuckingFunt]

Chinks are specifically Chinese, but it seems that people tend to mix and match their derogatory asian terms.

[Melmart1]

Chinks are specifically Chinese, but it seems that people tend to mix and match their derogatory asian terms.
you are so smart... and bisexual... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... wanna hook up?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love when you two talk sexy. I'm going to get my tissues and lotion.

[CuckingFunt]

you are so smart... and bisexual... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... wanna hook up?Damn yeah!!

[Melmart1]

baby, dont' tease me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

baby, dont' tease me!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh, sugar lips, I'd never tease you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I feel like if I stay in this thread at the pace it's proceeding, CF and Mel are eventually just going to ask me to leave.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you would've just shut the hell up maybe they would've have noticed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, now I have to start all over.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit, now I have to start all over.

:lmao

[Melmart1]

:lmao
Ah, my dyke...

[CuckingFunt]

Ah, my dyke...Yes?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Here's hoping Midge has to get another box of tissues.

[Melmart1]

Something tells me that CF and me have to fend for ourselves...

[CuckingFunt]

As usual.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Something tells me that CF and me have to fend for ourselves...

Does Kori have me on perma-ban or something? I don't get love here, I don't get love in the polls - don't nobody want to have Lachino children?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't want to have children of any sort, so I'm the wrong person to ask.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Think of all the lawnmowers that could be fixed with a bobby pin and a stick of Juicy Fruit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't want to have children of any sort, so I'm the wrong person to ask.

Oh, well, I guess we'll just mutually masturbate ourselves unless you're up for perma-practice.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does Kori have me on perma-ban or something? I don't get love here, I don't get love in the polls - don't nobody want to have Lachino children?

Don't feel bad my slant eyed mexican friend. I got no love in the poll either. But fuck it. Who wants to be good looking anyway?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And oh yeah, I had the same fucking dream last night that I did the night before.

[Fillmoe]

the one where you are reincarnated as yao ming and become a national hero for your country? to the point where they breed children just so they could log onto nba.com to vote for you to make the all star game... that one?

[CuckingFunt]

the one where you are reincarnated as yao ming and become a national hero for your country? to the point where they breed children just so they could log onto nba.com to vote for you to make the all star game... that one?Wanna try that one more time?

[Melmart1]

Wanna try that one more time?
i'll try anything with you, baby!

[CuckingFunt]

i'll try anything with you, baby!Anything?

:eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Anything?

:eyebrows
Just tell me..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

the one where you are reincarnated as yao ming and become a national hero for your country? to the point where they breed children just so they could log onto nba.com to vote for you to make the all star game... that one?

Yep, except much like your life in reality...all the female children are killed or held in state-run adoption agencies to prevent you from ever feeling their gentle touch once they mature.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will direct this question at both Mel and CF, in the process of going down on a chick do you ever go a little farther down and give the asshole a nice once over?

and Mel, clear out your inbox.

[Melmart1]

its clear now, my derest midge..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I will direct this question at both Mel and CF, in the process of going down on a chick do you ever go a little farther down and give the asshole a nice once over?

and Mel, clear out your inbox.

I could help Mel with her box.

[Melmart1]

i bet you could, you chinky!

[Wackramental]

I will help both these ladies into my hotel room when we all meet. Room 303, I will bring the condoms.

[midgetonadonkey]

My asshole licking question was not answered.

[Wackramental]

My asshole licking question was not answered.


I will lick your asshole.

[CuckingFunt]

Just tell me..http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6065/ve535232325mx9.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Worst troll ever.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I liked it much better when this thread was about Mel and CF.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6065/ve535232325mx9.jpg

Does that cunt have her wrists strapped to her ankles?

[midgetonadonkey]

I liked it much better when this thread was about Mel and CF.

It would've continued if you had never interrupted.

[Wackramental]

Does that cunt have her wrists strapped to her ankles?


May I ask if you are blind sir?

[CuckingFunt]

Does that cunt have her wrists strapped to her ankles?She's technically got both her wrists and ankles strapped to a spreader bar.

[Melmart1]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6065/ve535232325mx9.jpg
I think that I just creamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It would've continued if you had never interrupted.

You're the one with a troll offering to eat your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that I just creamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap:spin

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, Jekka
I have been waiting for you, my dear!! :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

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Melmart1, Jekka
I have been waiting for you, my dear!! :eyebrowsSomeone's insatiable tonight.

[Jekka]

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Melmart1, Jekka
I have been waiting for you, my dear!! :eyebrows
Waiting to do what exactly? :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Well, I waited on you too long and I had to go to sleep. Shit, fuck waking up early, methinks I am going back to bed! Wanna join? :eyebrows

[Jekka]

I'd love to. My laptop should be charged around here somewhere ...

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I waited on you too long and I had to go to sleep. Shit, fuck waking up early, methinks I am going back to bed! Wanna join? :eyebrowsPeople who work from home and get to go back to sleep at 9:00 AM should not be allowed to brag about it.

[Melmart1]

HAHAHAH, I love my "schedule". But if it makes you happy, I climbed into bed and fell wide awake.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd like to take a nap now.

[ashbeeigh]

I'd like to take a nap now.

Napping is a top notch activity. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

But if it makes you happy, I climbed into bed and fell wide awake.

Of course it doesn't. I never take joy in others' misery.


Well... not the people I like, at least.

[Melmart1]

Awwww... she likes me! She really, really likes me!

[Silver21_Black20]

Awwww... she likes me! She really, really likes me!

Who doesn't?

:)

[Melmart1]

I could name a few people! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

http://media.putfile.com/07-Sunshine

[MoSpur]

Its Friday

[midgetonadonkey]

Tomorrow is my Friday.

[midgetonadonkey]

Today is my Thursday.

[MoSpur]

You work tomorrow Midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes.

[MoSpur]

What are you doing for Super Bowl?

[H.A.L.]

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