Free Quattro Razor (2)

[midgetonadonkey]

I just want to say Happy Holidays to everyone and may God bless.

Pussy.

[The New Midge]

Pussy.

Why do you say such hurtful things? I've never been anything but kind to you. I'm just trying to help you be a better person.

[Silver21_Black20]

Pussy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do you say such hurtful things? I've never been anything but kind to you. I'm just trying to help you be a better person.

Fuck all that happy, friendly shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even SilverBlack is calling you a pussy. You should be ashamed.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck all that happy, friendly shit.

It's HappyHorseShit!

[The New Midge]

I will never be ashamed of being who I am. I like being nice to people. You are just a crude, unhappy and fat person that enjoys belittling others. You need help.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, take that stupid shit to the Real Women thread. Your pussy shit isn't welcome here.

[ashbeeigh]

that's right. more vbookie. How I love Tony Parker.

[Silver21_Black20]

I finally have a cool phone. I know have a total of 2 cool points, suckers!

[midgetonadonkey]

I finally have a cool phone. I know have a total of 2 cool points, suckers!

You have 10 cool points my book.

[ShoogarBear]

I tried but all the pieces to it kept vanishing.

Actually, that was the best part of the game. This giant cloud would move randomly around the board and if it passed over your ships, it would magnitize them and make them disappear.

[ShoogarBear]

I finally have a cool phone. I know have a total of 2 cool points, suckers!

I've heard about your two cool points.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've heard about your two cool points.

Wouldn't those actually be "hot points"?

[Kori Ellis]

I'm eating illegal apples right now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm eating illegal apples right now.


What's illegal about them? Are they Cuban or something?

[CuckingFunt]

The New Midge is such a pussy, I think he may have been my first lesbian lover.

[Fillmoe]

*reminds self to update sig in cuckingfunt troll

[TheSanityAnnex]

Funt,

Where's the new avatar? Can I pick one out for you? It will be good, I swear.

[CuckingFunt]

*reminding everyone that I still can't shake the CuckingFunt obsession

Fixed it for you, Fill.

[CuckingFunt]

Where's the new avatar? Can I pick one out for you?

No. And be patient. Certainly there must be something more exciting to do in Arizona than sit around and wait for me to change into a new avatar.

[Kori Ellis]

What's illegal about them? Are they Cuban or something?

Close.

I got them for LJ's parents. LJ said they are either from China or South America, but illegal either way.

[timvp]

China grows some damn good apples. Might be the best I ever tasted.

:tu to cloned apples.

[Kori Ellis]

When LJ and I leave for a month to go to Chile. What shall become of the forum?

Should I just shut it down?

[MannyIsGod]

Leave me in charge. Duh. It'll be the best run forum ever.

[TheSanityAnnex]

No. And be patient. Certainly there must be something more exciting to do in Arizona than sit around and wait for me to change into a new avatar.
At this time....................no. My cousin just went home and that means no pussy for me tonight. :cry

[TheSanityAnnex]

When LJ and I leave for a month to go to Chile. What shall become of the forum?

Should I just shut it down?I will moderate the Kings forum with an iron fist.

[Kori Ellis]

At this time....................no. My cousin just went home and that means no pussy for me tonight. :cry

You wanted to bang your cousin?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So it's come to this now, has it?

http://www.crackheadsgonewild.com/

[CuckingFunt]

My cousin just went home and that means no pussy for me tonight. :cry
:spless:

[TheSanityAnnex]

You wanted to bang your cousin?ah shit, I meant my cousin's friends.


Fuck, I can't edit that shit either cause you quoted it! Fuck :lol
:bang

[TheSanityAnnex]

:spless:That's a good looking Drew pic.

[atxrocker]

cucking, drew barrymore? she's cute and stuff, but avatar worthy? i had thought your standards were much higher.

[CuckingFunt]

That's a good looking Drew pic.Drew doesn't get half the respect she deserves.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'd give her half the respect she deserved if she'd ever meet up with me. Actually, I'd give her the full respect.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I must say, the women out here in AZ are fine, but I've lost some game. Guess that happens after being in a relationship for four years. I gotta step my game back up to the level it used to be.

[CuckingFunt]

cucking, drew barrymore? she's cute and stuff, but avatar worthy? i had thought your standards were much higher.That avatar is taken from this picture:

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7388/drew06fj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Say what you want about Drew, but that picture is avatar worthy.

[TheSanityAnnex]

The headshot you used doesn't do that picture justice.

[CuckingFunt]

The headshot you used doesn't do that picture justice.No it doesn't, unfortunately.

[timvp]

Man, I liked the old CuckingFunt avatar better. It cut down on my reading time cuz I could just glance and see that it was her.

Of course I'd have to sometimes take a second look to make sure it wasn't CuckingFunt_ or CatFunt or whatever.

I petition to get the old avatar back. Plus, Drew Barrymore is an ugly mufuka.

[CuckingFunt]

Man, I liked the old CuckingFunt avatar better. It cut down on my reading time cuz I could just glance and see that it was her.That comment deserves either a thank you, or a fuck you... but I'm not sure which.


I petition to get the old avatar back. Plus, Drew Barrymore is an ugly mufuka.
I like the old one better, too. But I do not agree that Drew is an ugly mufuka.

[atxrocker]

timvp is right on point. i ain't no dawson fan, but that particular pic is pretty nice. gets my vote over barrymore, though i must admit that is a damn nice pic (in its entirety) of course, this is no majority wins matter

and lol @ cat funt, that troll is over the top

[timvp]

That comment deserves either a thank you, or a fuck you... but I'm not sure which.

A CuckingFunt post is usually a good read.



I like the old one better, too.

Fvckdahaterzden. Switch it back.


But I do not agree that Drew is an ugly mufuka.

My STD radar goes off when I see her.

[CuckingFunt]

My STD radar goes off when I see her.

Well... can't really argue with you there, but she's still cute.

Now enough of this avatar silliness. Gotta stick with the original.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Some TSA recommendations for the Funt's new avatar.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/untitled-3.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/Scarlett-Johansson-BW_jpg.jpg


And my personal favorite Funt avatar recommendation..........


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/Scarlett_Johansson_014.jpg

[atxrocker]

^^tsa is a man who is wise beyond his years

[TheSanityAnnex]

I really should contribute more to the "rate her" thread.

[ShoogarBear]

ah shit, I meant my cousin's friends.


Fuck, I can't edit that shit either cause you quoted it! Fuck :lol
:bang

Sounds like you may want to consider a move to West Virginia.

Good sig material, though.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you south texas blood and tissue center for calling me. I am not in charge of the blood drive anymore. fuck you all. :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

Hello?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi

[midgetonadonkey]

Boomerang is the one of the greatest movies to come out of the 90s.

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

Wanna play strip Tetris??

[Silver21_Black20]

Hello!

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when Eddie Murphy was funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

The only movie I like Eddie Murphy in is Coming to America.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should watch Life. I hate Martin Lawrence movies but that one is hilarious.

[Jerome]

Martin was the shit dawg!

[ShoogarBear]

I still think the original 48 HRS was his best flick.

[timvp]

The First 48.

What a great show. Who else watches it?

[Silver21_Black20]

The First 48.

What a great show. Who else watches it?

This girl!

[ashbeeigh]

The First 48.

What a great show. Who else watches it?


I like it too, but 3lbs is on the top of my list for right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

:hungry:

[Silver21_Black20]

Spurs better win tomorrow. I predicted that they would go 12-4 in November.

[MannyIsGod]

I bought 5 movies last night.

Superman Returns

And then from the 5 dollar bargain bin:

Godzilla (it was five dollars, stfu)
Panic Room
Muppets Take Manhattan
Starship Troopers (I love this movie)

[ashbeeigh]

Spurs better win tomorrow. I predicted that they would go 12-4 in November.

Who's title will you change if they win?

[Kori Ellis]

First 48 is awesome, except I don't like it when they don't solve it and the fugitive is still on the loose.

I also thought they arrested the wrong guy on the "Pack of Lies" episode for murdering Will whatever. I guess they did, because they ended up dropping the murder charges on him. I think that girl Michelle did it (or had someone do it). She was an obvious drama queen, liar, con woman. I hope they do a followup episode.

[MannyIsGod]

First 48 is awesome, except I don't like it when they don't solve it and the fugitive is still on the loose.

I also thought they arrested the wrong guy on the "Pack of Lies" episode for murdering Will whatever. I guess they did, because they ended up dropping the murder charges on him. I think that girl Michelle did it (or had someone do it). She was an obvious drama queen, liar, con woman. I hope they do a followup episode.I remember that episode. I was like wtf?

[Silver21_Black20]

Who's title will you change if they win?

Good question, hmmmm....

[MannyIsGod]

Why was Chronicles of Riddick such a poorly reviewed movie? I just watched it and I liked it.

[Marklar MM]

Maybe because he killed a man with a tea cup? Hmm.

[CuckingFunt]

Why was Chronicles of Riddick such a poorly reviewed movie? I just watched it and I liked it.That movie took itself WAY too seriously. I loved Pitch Black, and have a bit of a fondness for Vin, but that movie was laughably bad in spots.

[MannyIsGod]

No way man. Its a great scifi flick.

[CuckingFunt]

I am freezing my heiny off.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is it taboo to let another tattoo artist finish someone else's work?

[CuckingFunt]

Is it taboo to let another tattoo artist finish someone else's work?Yes it is. And most artists won't do it.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Looks like I'm going, going, back to, back to, Cali, Cali.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I had a reason to go back to So Cal. The weather was beautiful there this weekend.

[Kori Ellis]

Looks like I'm going, going, back to, back to, Cali, Cali.

What happened to Arizona?

[tlongII]

What happened to Arizona?

I think it's a tatoo thang.

[ShoogarBear]

Is it taboo to let another tattoo artist finish someone else's work?Excellent. I don't think I've ever seen anyone use taboo and tattoo in the same sentence before.

[jman3000]

my achilles area is bleeding soooo bad right now... jesus christ.

[midgetonadonkey]

my vaginal area is bleeding soooo bad right now... jesus christ.

[jman3000]

that was last week... i'm no longer on the rag.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate when I get my period.

[jman3000]

it was a heavy one too :depressed

[Richard Cranium]

I've switched to boxers and my sperm count is much better.

[Richard Cranium]

Not that it matters I just like the fact that I'm more potent than ever before. No increase in size though. :oops

[CuckingFunt]

I hate when I get my period.Does the PMS make you cranky?

[midgetonadonkey]

Does the PMS make you cranky?

Yes it does. I'm a real bitch when I'm on my period.

[midgetonadonkey]

I also hate when my pad gets full and the blood starts dripping down my leg.

[CuckingFunt]

I also hate when my pad gets full and the blood starts dripping down my leg.Damn, Midge. I think it might be time for a trip to the gynecologist.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like my gyno. He makes me feel very uncomfortable.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't like my gyno. He makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Maybe you need a lady doctor.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe I need to quit talking like I have a pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I need to quit talking like I have a pussy.I dunno. Having a pussy is kinda awesome.

Maybe you're just jealous.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know if I'd want a pussy.

[Kori Ellis]

I think Midget should become timvp's protégé. Midget can be some sort of intern, run errands and mow the front lawn.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would kick ass. How much would it pay?

[Kori Ellis]

That would kick ass. How much would it pay?

Who knows. Probably nothing. I'm just talking random bullshit.

It's the Quattro way.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll take it!

[Kori Ellis]

Have you seen timvp's hair lately? It's some kind of afro.

So what do you vote for:

1. Corn rows
2. Braids
3. Shaved bald again and start over
4. Leave it afro wild

[midgetonadonkey]

dreadlocks

[CuckingFunt]

Stevie Wonder braids with the beads at the end.

[midgetonadonkey]

He should shave it all but leave Timvp on the back of his head.

[CuckingFunt]

With a lightning bolt.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would kick ass.

[Kori Ellis]

He should shave it all but leave Timvp on the back of his head.

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

Do you go Scott Skiles on him when he wears headbands?

[kingsfan]

Do you go Scott Skiles on him when he wears headbands?http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Could you set up a contest where the winner gets to shave timvp's hair?

[Kori Ellis]

Do you go Scott Skiles on him when he wears headbands?

:lol

Sometimes he wore headband even when he was bald.

[Kori Ellis]

Could you set up a contest where the winner gets to shave timvp's hair?

I don't think he wants to shave it.

I'm voting for corn rows at this point.

[CuckingFunt]

I am freezing my heiny off.Seriously. I'm so fucking cold my nipples ache.

No me gusta.

[MannyIsGod]

LJ should let that shit grow wild up until he starts finding birds nesting.

[Kori Ellis]

Seriously. I'm so fucking cold my nipples ache.

No me gusta.

Are you posting from outside?

If not, turn on your heater, bitch. :)











































:lol

Just kidding.

[Kori Ellis]

LJ should let that shit grow wild up until he starts finding birds nesting.

Yeah I'm expecting birds or squirrels or something soon.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you posting from outside?

If not, turn on your heater, bitch. :)

I'm at the office. With the heater on. But in our excitement to go for the industrial look, we forgot about silly little things like trying to heat a big open square office with a giant window and 15' ceilings -- it never gets warm in here for longer than 10 minutes at a time.

[MannyIsGod]

Over The Hedge 2: The Ellis Story.

[MannyIsGod]

Start a fire in a trash can. Hobo that shit up.

[CuckingFunt]

Start a fire in a trash can. Hobo that shit up.If it weren't for the fact that I'd most likely be the person stuck cleaning it up, I'd very strongly consider it.

[Kori Ellis]

You should bring a portable space heater and keep it fired up under your desk.

[MannyIsGod]

Its in a trash can! Just dump that shit out. There's your cleanup. Man, you guys need to hire some damn mexicans. What kind of an office doesn't have 2 Mexicans who come in at 7pm to clean and steal shit?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Its in a trash can! Just dump that shit out. There's your cleanup. Man, you guys need to hire some damn mexicans. What kind of an office doesn't have 2 Mexicans who come in at 7pm to clean and steal shit?

An office owned by Mexicans.

[MannyIsGod]

bullshit. Mexicans hire mexicans.

[MannyIsGod]

Besides, we all know Mexicans don't own shit.

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of an office doesn't have 2 Mexicans who come in at 7pm to clean and steal shit?

Our old office had Mexicans but this one does not. One of the reasons the rent's so cheap, I suppose.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

if i were lj and my hair was really ethnic like that i would get cornrows in a heartbeat, get 'em done in the southside ghetto by this slut named juanita

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Besides, we all know Mexicans don't own shit.



Well, only the dark Mexicans.

[MannyIsGod]

It pisses me off that hardly any Spurs games are in HD. It pisses me off I tell you.

[Silver21_Black20]

I love being Mexican.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mexicans make my blood boil with a fiery passion.

[MannyIsGod]

Do I turn you on, CBF?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

only when you talk about spurs in HD

[Kori Ellis]

if i were lj and my hair was really ethnic like that i would get cornrows in a heartbeat, get 'em done in the southside ghetto by this slut named juanita

What kind of corn rows would you pick? Thick? Straight lines?

Ben Wallace-esque? Rip? AI?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What kind of corn rows would you pick? Thick? Straight lines?

Ben Wallace-esque? Rip? AI?


No, not thick, those are only suitable if he has a big fuckin biscuit head

I would get zig zags or just classic small cornrows
definitely AI-esque

[MannyIsGod]

I don't know man, my new TV won't change the channel from Fox News.

[MannyIsGod]

No, not thick, those are only suitable if he has a big fuckin biscuit head

I would get zig zags or just classic small cornrows
definitely AI-esque:lmao !!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I don't know man, my new TV won't change the channel from Fox News.


Were you watching oreilly? He was talking about snoop dog. He thinks snoop dog should be sentenced for an entire year in prison for being caught with weed and a gun. Of course, he uses his former charges when he was like 18 as evidence that snoop is a crack dealer in a rapper's disguise who needs to stay off our streets.
good stuff.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Nah, I don't watch much cable news anymore. I watch Olberman's show. Keith wasn't on tonight though, but the girl that was there for him was pretty funny.

[Das Texan]

I like being White.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mexicans make my blood boil with a fiery passion.

And ashbeeigh.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh is crazy about mexicans??
then shes like the complete opposite of katy

[midgetonadonkey]

Pantera behind the music is on now.

[Marklar MM]

My feet smell like death right now.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol
"Heroin, you gotta be kiddin me! Not phil anselmo?!"
hahaha
i wish he died fuckin neonazi

i blame panteras fall and dimebags death entirely on that fucker

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Pantera behind the music is on now.

I don't know a thing about the band or listen to their music, but I will always watch a good "Behind the Music."

[midgetonadonkey]

i blame panteras fall and dimebags death entirely on that fucker

Same here. He fucking ruined one of the greatest metal bands of all time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jesus christ why am i watching this

fucking anselmo, he was the one who should have been blown away

[Silver21_Black20]

Spurs better win tomorrow. I predicted that they would go 12-4 in November.

:madrun

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not gonna drop the g word, but are men in here really discussing how other men should do their hair?

[ShoogarBear]

Mexicans make my blood boil with a fiery passion.So would cannibals.

[ashbeeigh]

I know I'm late for the whole white/mexican talk, but I love being a blend of every European nation on the map.

[ashbeeigh]

I want to beat up my Word for not detecting the language I'm typing in. :madrun Where has everyone gone?

[Das Texan]

:madrun


you jinxed them.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh scares people away.

[Silver21_Black20]

you jinxed them.

:depressed

[ashbeeigh]

you jinxed them.

the :madrun was for the word thing, not for the people. I will ramble if no one comes back. Y'all will just have to catch up.


Ashbeeigh scares people away.
Well, apperantly not you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing scares me.

[ashbeeigh]

Nothing scares me.

Ohhh! :)

[Das Texan]

:depressed



just saying.

[Das Texan]

its fucking cold.

i was outside earlier and this fucking front had gone through burleson.

i dont want to know what kind of holy horror is going to be in store for me in the morning.

[Das Texan]

Nothing scares me.



how about the prospects of going through life without a father?

[midgetonadonkey]

how about the prospects of going through life without a father?

:depressed

You know how to cut to the core of me Dad.

[ashbeeigh]

its fucking cold.

i was outside earlier and this fucking front had gone through burleson.

i dont want to know what kind of holy horror is going to be in store for me in the morning.

Mmm. Time for hot chocolate. I don't think it's gotten through Seguin yet. I heard earlier around 2-3 5 at the latest.

[Das Texan]

:depressed

You know how to cut to the core of me Dad.


i'm still waiting for you to prove it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will prove it. When I do you will owe me years of back child support.

[Das Texan]

I will prove it. When I do you will owe me years of back child support.



i actually wouldnt owe you shit.


i'd owe whomever raised you that money, so who did i screw and knock up?

[midgetonadonkey]

i actually wouldnt owe you shit.


i'd owe whomever raised you that money, so who did i screw and knock up?

My mom.

[Kori Ellis]

Aren't Midget and Das about the same age?

[midgetonadonkey]

My mom liked young boys.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously, I thought Das was in his 50s.

[Silver21_Black20]

Have you decided whose title you are changing, JB? Your thread didn't help much.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should change Silver Black's title to "I love Midge long time".

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is Trainwreck??

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when a tall Mexican named Batman used to post here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Top Cherry used to post here too. I wonder if she is still alive.

[Silver21_Black20]

Top Cherry used to post here too. I wonder if she is still alive.

You should see her school record to see if she is still at UTSA.

I miss her too.

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[midgetonadonkey]

I will do so. If she is dead i will let everyone know.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Have you decided whose title you are changing, JB? Your thread didn't help much.

Not yet, and I was just on the phone with a friend of mine for about an hour, so I missed all the development of Ashbeeigh's stretching cunt.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if we can get a vbookie set up on whether she is really dead or alive.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if we can get a vbookie set up on whether she is really dead or alive.

Only if there's a third option of "knocked up."

[midgetonadonkey]

Only if there's a third option of "knocked up."

I should set up a poll to see what people think. I wonder if Kori would mind such a poll. According to Melmart I need to start using common sense.

[CuckingFunt]

I should set up a poll to see what people think. I wonder if Kori would mind such a poll. According to Melmart I need to start using common sense.I could give you a couple of quarters.

Quarters are pretty common.

[Kori Ellis]

You should see her school record to see if she is still at UTSA.

I miss her too.

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She's probably just somewhere crying over Atl and lurking as a guest.

[Kori Ellis]

Seriously, I thought Das was in his 50s.

I don't know how old you are, but I think you guys are probably close to the same age.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought Das was in his 30s everytime I met him at GTGs.

[Kori Ellis]

I thought Das was in his 30s everytime I met him at GTGs.

I don't know how old he is exactly. But I think 27 or so.

[ashbeeigh]

Top Cherry used to post here too. I wonder if she is still alive.

Maybe she had a busy semester and she'll be back in January or during break.

[Das Texan]

Seriously, I thought Das was in his 50s.



I'm gonna go slit my throat now.

[Das Texan]

I thought Das was in his 30s everytime I met him at GTGs.

I can live with that.

[Das Texan]

I don't know how old he is exactly. But I think 27 or so.



I have no clue how you actually know that.

[MannyIsGod]

Why can't ashbeigh have a busy semester?

ITS FUCKING COLD. This is bullshit.

[ashbeeigh]

Why can't ashbeigh have a busy semester?


Oh I did, but I always have time for you. :flipoff

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn so I'm the same age as my father. That's kind of creepy.

[Richard Cranium]

Swiss Miss.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn so I'm the same age as my father. That's kind of creepy.

It could be worse. I could be your father and I'm 26.

[Silver21_Black20]

Have you decided whose title you are changing, JB?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not yet.

[Richard Cranium]

feel free to change mine

[CuckingFunt]

It could be worse. I could be your father and I'm 26.Dammit! I'm older than all three of you mofos.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahaha..y'all are old!

[CuckingFunt]

Hush your noise, whippersnapper.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hush your noise, whippersnapper.

:lol

Actually, you guys aren't much older than me. I'm 25.

[MannyIsGod]

Grow up Sandra.

[Silver21_Black20]

You are the short one, Manny!

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Fuck.

[3rdCoast]

How long is it supposed to be cold for?

[Trainwreck2100]

Since when is joygasm a bad word to use in public

[CuckingFunt]

Since when is joygasm a bad word to use in publicSince people turned into Nazis.

[midgetonadonkey]

joygasm?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joygasm

[Das Texan]

:lol

Actually, you guys aren't much older than me. I'm 25.



youngin.

[Das Texan]

You are the short one, Manny!



from what i hear, only yao is taller than you.

[Das Texan]

speaking of ages....


last friday in rockport, we went into this bar while waiting for a table at los comalies, or however its spelt.

there was a group of 6 of us.


everyone got carded but me, i was told because....with my goatee i look like i'm over 21.

I was like....damn. End me now. Silly but true story there.


Feel free to return to your lives now.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

holy fucking shit
the chick on G4 right now giving sex advice is so ridiculously hot
trainwreck what is her name????


rOFLROFLROFL
she's talking about uncircumcised penises and whether or not they smell bad
and the ramifications of smegma

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ahahahahhahaha
the other chick said she was hooking up with a guy and when she saw his uncircumcised captain she told him to get the fuck out
hahahahhahahhaha
g4 fucking rules

[Trainwreck2100]

Sorry I missed it

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the chick in black with short jeans said the penis comment but there was this other hot ass chick talking about smelly smegma


i swear these g4 chicks are the hottest girls on tv

[3rdCoast]

What is G4?

[Das Texan]

G4 can suck it.

[CuckingFunt]

Hopefully neither of these "hot" G4 chicks were Morgan Webb. She looks like Skeletor.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She's the least hot but i still think she's hot.

The chick with bangs and shoulder length hair is the hottest
bangs are hot right now

kristin holt, that's her name
the former dallas cowboy cheerleader and american idol wannabe

[midgetonadonkey]

I like tall chicks.

[Trainwreck2100]

My name just got totally bitchslapped by JBlaze
-Horry

[CuckingFunt]

I like tall chicks.Tall chicks are awesome.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Check baby, check baby, 1-2-3-4
Check baby, check baby, 1-2-3
Check baby, check baby, 1-2
Check baby, check baby, 1

[CuckingFunt]

Looks like Johnny B wants to zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Looks like Johnny B wants to zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom.

Come and get the award
Here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword.

[MannyIsGod]

lol @ rump shaker being dropped.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

lol @ rump shaker being dropped.

They play it a lot on Sirius Backspin, so I've been learning the lyrics all over again.

[MannyIsGod]

Now relearn the lyrics to Informer by Snow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Now relearn the lyrics to Informer by Snow

I think I've heard that song all of thrice on Backspin

[ashbeeigh]

So, I saw this package of hair products with a free quattro razor in it today at Wal-mart. I wanted to look at it since I've never actually seen one of these quattros ....I knocked down like three rows of hair spray trying to get to the package. True story. I wouldn't lie.

[MannyIsGod]

I thought Jess was being nice when she gave me her desk, but she was playing me. There isn't enough room to type comfortably and and the glass gets dirty way too fast. I"m gonna have to buy a new one.

[ashbeeigh]

I would just use windex to clean the glass, but I guess you aren't as cheap as I am when it comes to furniture Manny.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So, I saw this package of hair products with a free quattro razor in it today at Wal-mart. I wanted to look at it since I've never actually seen one of these quattros ....I knocked down like three rows of hair spray trying to get to the package. True story. I wouldn't lie.

Grace and dignity.......
.......thy name is ashbeeigh.

[3rdCoast]

I baught a new computer the other day and once that gets here, I will have no use for my current one.

What should I do with it? Sell it?

Where could I sell it at and for roughly how much?

It is a Dell from like 2002....Ancient now I suppose.

PC, Speakers, Wireless Mouse and Keyboard, and Monitor I suppose could only be worth a few bucks, right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I baught a new computer the other day and once that gets here, I will have no use for my current one.

What should I do with it? Sell it?

Where could I sell it at and for roughly how much?

It is a Dell from like 2002....Ancient now I suppose.

PC, Speakers, Wireless Mouse and Keyboard, and Monitor I suppose could only be worth a few bucks, right?

Craigslist would probably be your best bet.

[3rdCoast]

Craigslist would probably be your best bet.
Damn, I had never even heard about that site until now.

Thanks a lot, JB.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, I'll give you 50 bucks for it if it still works.

[Silver21_Black20]

I baught a new computer the other day and once that gets here, I will have no use for my current one.

What should I do with it? Sell it?

Where could I sell it at and for roughly how much?

It is a Dell from like 2002....Ancient now I suppose.

PC, Speakers, Wireless Mouse and Keyboard, and Monitor I suppose could only be worth a few bucks, right?

2002...ancient?

Shit... I got my hp in 2000 and it still works pretty damn good.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm sleepy and cold.

[3rdCoast]

Hi Silver21.

Manny, if I don't get any better offers within the next few days I will sell it to you for 75 and 12 pack of beer.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey 3rd!

[Das Texan]

2002...ancient?

Shit... I got my hp in 2000 and it still works pretty damn good.


thats out of the caveman era.


it all depends on what you want your machine for.


but computers put together in 2000 have far weaker technology and capabilites than those put together now.

But if it works like you want, then who gives a damn.

[ashbeeigh]

my emachine is from 2003 (a graduation gift) and I just about want to kick its ass everyday. There's no where near enough memory, not enough space for music, and god forbid I want to run powerpoint and do research at the same time. Oh no. Then try connecting to the VPN (that's what it's called right?) on campus, I'm screwed.

[Das Texan]

my emachine is from 2003 (a graduation gift) and I just about want to kick its ass everyday. There's no where near enough memory, not enough space for music, and god forbid I want to run powerpoint and do research at the same time. Oh no. Then try connecting to the VPN (that's what it's called right?) on campus, I'm screwed.


ya you are fucked basically.


sucks to be you.

[CuckingFunt]

sucks to be you.

This is easily my favoritest dismissive comment on the planet. Sublime in its simplicity.

[3rdCoast]

Damn.

I am bored