Free Quattro Razor (2)

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't bought shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to buy a couple of gifts. I think I will go shopping on Tuesday.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm going shopping tomorrow and Tuesday, the only two nights I have off before Christmas Eve.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going shopping tomorrow and Tuesday, the only two nights I have off before Christmas Eve.

Would you like to be my shopping buddy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you like to be my shopping buddy?

Shopping buddy? What are you, some find of fruit?

[Silver21_Black20]

Would you like to be my shopping buddy?

Sure. I'm shopping on the Southheast side on Tuesday.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sure. I'm shopping on the Southheast side on Tuesday.

Are you planning on buying drugs or what?

[angel_luv]

Sure. I'm shopping on the Southheast side on Tuesday.


Shop at Ingram tomorrow night since I will be there. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you planning on buying drugs or what?

If you were on my list.....than yes!

[Silver21_Black20]

Shop at Ingram tomorrow night since I will be there. :)

Good idea. I'll call you if I happen to be at Ingram tomorrow. :)

[angel_luv]

Good idea. I'll call you if I happen to be at Ingram tomorrow. :)


:tu

I'll be by Macy's and Dillards lower level. :)

[Melmart1]

I ordered everything online except for one gift, i bought my nephews new beds so picked that up in person cus shipping would have been a bitch! :lol But seriously online shopping RULES and I would say I have bought 90%+ of my gifts online the last five years or so.

[midgetonadonkey]

I ordered everything online except for one gift, i bought my nephews new beds so picked that up in person cus shipping would have been a bitch! :lol But seriously online shopping RULES and I would say I have bought 90%+ of my gifts online the last five years or so.

Did you get me what I want?

[Melmart1]

I have a credit from macy's burning a hole in my pocket... I think I am going to buy perfume for me, I need a new stink pretty. I am thinking of Delices by Cartier...

[jman3000]

i hate people who don't procrastinate on their christmas shopping. fucking do gooders.

[Melmart1]

Did you get me what I want?
Dude, I buy tons of things from Adam and Eve but have yet to see a fat blowup doll. Sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, I buy tons of things from Adam and Eve but have yet to see a fat blowup doll. Sorry.

:pctoss

[ashbeeigh]

I found two of the most amazing dresses at the Macy's website tonight. I have nowhere to wear them, or $276 for them. Nonetheless, they were really really nice BCBG dresses. Mel saying Macy's reminded me of them.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh wears dresses? I would've guessed you wore nothing but flannels and Levis.

[Melmart1]

Fat blowup doll. haha, what a concept.

[ShoogarBear]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/bachelorette-dot-com_1925_159577645

[CuckingFunt]

That's just wrong, Shoog.



I went to Disneyland for Thanksgiving, so almost everyone got kick-ass souvenirs for Christmas. Shopping done.

[ShoogarBear]

She's not fat, she's real.

[CuckingFunt]

The face on that box is beyond scary.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dude, I buy tons of things from Adam and Eve but have yet to see a fat blowup doll. Sorry.


I love them because with every order they send you a "free gift". Usually it's a handfull of hilarious condoms.. like glow in the dark banana flavored star wars copndoms or something.

but i have yet to order a fat girl blow up doll with either.

[ORION]

guess what I drank this weekend

[Melmart1]

I love them because with every order they send you a "free gift". Usually it's a handfull of hilarious condoms.. like glow in the dark banana flavored star wars copndoms or something.

but i have yet to order a fat girl blow up doll with either.
They always send me shitty porn or those cheap hard plastic vibrators that have no real use. I wish they would send me condoms, at least that is something I would actually use.

[ORION]

They always send me shitty porn or those cheap hard plastic vibrators that have no real use. I wish they would send me condoms, at least that is something I would actually use.
Is there such thing as shitty porn

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh wears dresses? I would've guessed you wore nothing but flannels and Levis.

fucking liar. At the one gtg we were both at I wore American Eagle jeans and a sleeveless silver shirt with embroidery on it.

[Richard Cranium]

I only wear dresses for role play.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is there such thing as shitty porn

I would venture a guess and say scat porn is pretty shitty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nobody calling Shoog on his posting of his latest purchase?

[ShoogarBear]

Today's lesson in what not to say in the Quattro.


guess what I drank this weekendDammit, midge, no reply?

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody calling Shoog on his posting of his latest purchase?Everyone's too busy ordering one.

[jman3000]

it's hard to argue with something that lets me unleash my wildest fat-asies.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, midge, no reply?

I'm off my game today. My apologies to all.

[ObiwanGinobili]

They always send me shitty porn or those cheap hard plastic vibrators that have no real use. I wish they would send me condoms, at least that is something I would actually use.


:lol next time we order - lets switch.

I;ve got an IUD so I ahve no use for condoms.
but i like those hard craptastic vibes because i can put different rubber/texture sleeves on them.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just got the SW Trilogy on DVD today.
It;s a gift for someone else but I'm watchign it marathon style before I wrap it. :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

SpursWoman has a trilogy on DVD?

[ShoogarBear]

It;s a gift for someone else but I'm watchign it marathon style before I wrap it. :smokinEww, you're giving someone a used DVD?

[ObiwanGinobili]

SpursWoman has a trilogy on DVD?


SpursWoman: A Good Hop

SpursWoman: The Entire Backside

SpursWoman: Return of the Goodie Box


j/k :lol :fro

[ObiwanGinobili]

Eww, you're giving someone a used DVD?


dude I'm just giving it to Emo.

[ShoogarBear]

SpursWoman: A Good Hop

SpursWoman: The Entire Backside

SpursWoman: Return of the Goodie Box


j/k :lol :frooooooooooooooooh GIGA :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

stab, stab, stab

[midgetonadonkey]

Mama told me when it rained, it poured
but never mentioned dead bodies...

[midgetonadonkey]

sticking together like the zippers on a Michael Jackson beat it jacket.

[midgetonadonkey]

We be doing murder everyday
We be good enough to get away
You won't even know a wicked clown has hit the door
until your melon hit the floo and roll away

[midgetonadonkey]

3 fags are sitting in a hot tub when a big glob of cum floats up to the top. One of the fags looks at another one and says, "Alright, who farted?"

[midgetonadonkey]

A dude walks into a whorehouse with 2 dollars and tells the mistress, "I only have 2 dollars and really want to get laid. Can you help me out?" The mistress than tells him, "There is something I can do. There is a dead hooker in a room upstairs. For 2 dollars I will let you have your way with her." The dude agrees and give the mistress the two dollars. Twenty minutes later the dude comes down and the mistress asks him how it went. "Oh it was great, except her nose kept running" the dude said. The mistress replied, "I'm sorry. I guess she is full."

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you bastards. That shit is funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when this thread had respect for people.

[midgetonadonkey]

Free Quattro Razor is the pop music of Spurstalk.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is my last Quattro post ever. Soon another less solicited and more vulgar thread will arise.

[Silver21_Black20]

Like we haven't heard that before.

[jman3000]

3 fags are sitting in a hot tub when a big glob of cum floats up to the top. One of the fags looks at another one and says, "Alright, who farted?"
i heard that one recently.. but the person who told it was a crappy joke teller and i didn't really get it.

[jman3000]

this came up in a conversation with a friend of mine because he's dating a supposedly loose girl...

how many times does a girl have to have sex before she's considered a slut? is it total times or a specific number in a period of time.

[jman3000]

i'd say once you know she's had to be tested for std's after a weekend in austin...

[Silver21_Black20]

i'd say once you know she's had to be tested for std's after a weekend in austin...

You slut!

[CuckingFunt]

A dude walks into a whorehouse with 2 dollars and tells the mistress, "I only have 2 dollars and really want to get laid. Can you help me out?" The mistress than tells him, "There is something I can do. There is a dead hooker in a room upstairs. For 2 dollars I will let you have your way with her." The dude agrees and give the mistress the two dollars. Twenty minutes later the dude comes down and the mistress asks him how it went. "Oh it was great, except her nose kept running" the dude said. The mistress replied, "I'm sorry. I guess she is full."
That's one of those jokes where you can see the punchline coming, but it's still funny.

[CuckingFunt]

i heard that one recently.. but the person who told it was a crappy joke teller and i didn't really get it.
They'd have to have been the worst joke teller of all time.

[CuckingFunt]

this came up in a conversation with a friend of mine because he's dating a supposedly loose girl...

how many times does a girl have to have sex before she's considered a slut? is it total times or a specific number in a period of time.
No one ever taught you the slut equation?

[ShoogarBear]

No one ever taught you the slut equation?We aren't just going to let that one hang, are we?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We aren't just going to let that one hang, are we?

Why do you want everybody to do the dirty work? Do it yourself, damnit!

[ShoogarBear]

I was never very good with math.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was never very good with math.

Remind me never to take prescription advice from you, Doc.

[NZHayden]

fuck bitches theres no pleasing them

[ashbeeigh]

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v55/56/100/1093110007/n1093110007_30000380_8328.jpg

:lmao made my day.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck You All!

[ShoogarBear]

I am coming solo due to BF is flying out of town that day.http://www.micechat.com/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey

Are you gonna post?

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey

Are you gonna post?

No.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just banned from another Texans message board. All I said was that my dick stinks and they get pissed. Fuckers.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge is a forums outcast.

[Silver21_Black20]

I knew you'd be back.

Glad to see you back too.

[midgetonadonkey]

My thread was a flop.

[Silver21_Black20]

midgetonadonkey (the thread) = Gigli

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey (the thread) = Gigli

Ouch.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_mmiller_19.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

As would I.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v55/56/100/1093110007/n1093110007_30000380_8328.jpg


ashbeeigh finally contributes something entertaining to the forum!
Nice job!
It's about damn time!

[ashbeeigh]

damn, damn, damn. I hate philosophy. I got a C. :madrun But I am, getting an ipod for Christmas.

[ShoogarBear]

damn, damn, damn. I hate philosophy. I got a C. :madrun But I am, getting an ipod for Christmas.I think we just found out how you got the C.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are people in this world I would like to kill.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pauly Shore is one of those.

[midgetonadonkey]

Listen motherfucker, I will kill you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dude, what the hell?

[Kori Ellis]

Pauly Shore is one of those.

GTG Flake


Dude, what the hell?

GTG Flake

[Silver21_Black20]

Sorry!

I worked 10 hours at work. I was so tired.

I'll make a GTG soon. Looks like you all had fun.

Merry Christmas!!

[ShoogarBear]

I worked 10 hours at work. I was so tired.
:dramaquee

[Silver21_Black20]

:dramaquee

Hope to meet you soon, Shoog!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Midge and SB were going to the GTG but they caught each other outside at the same time then decided to run away together

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just got done watching "Gummo".
That movie made as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Metalocalypse" marathon next Sunday night from 10 pm until dawn!

[CuckingFunt]

Something tells me that letting The Quattro die with some semblance of dignity would be the humane thing to do, but I just can't bear to do it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let the Quattro die. Long live midgetonadonkey thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

My life is forever changed.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck the midgetonadonkey thread. That's just an exercise in self-aggrandization. The next thing you know there will be midgetonadonkey action figures.

And the Quattro has never had any semblance of dignity, why start now?

[timvp]

Fuck the midgetonadonkey thread. That's just an exercise in self-aggrandization. The next thing you know there will be midgetonadonkey action figures.

And the Quattro has never had any semblance of dignity, why start now?

How many Negro Modelo's did you leave over here? I keep drinking them but every time I go back there are more.

:drunk

[ShoogarBear]

:lol I brought over a 12-pack and had two.

As I was standing in line at HEB, this brotha in front of me, who I think was from the north and didn't know Spanish, got sort of indignant and asked "What is the name of that beer?". I had to show him it was Negra, not Negro. His girl was just rolling her eyes at him.

Did you try the single-malt scotch? I didn't even know if you guy drank scotch, but I figured it's always a good thing to have around.

[timvp]

:lol I brought over a 12-pack and had two.

As I was standing in line at HEB, this brotha in front of me, who I think was from the north and didn't know Spanish, got sort of indignant and asked "What is the name of that beer?". I had to show him it was Negra, not Negro. His girl was just rolling her eyes at him.

Did you try the single-malt scotch? I didn't even know if you guy drank scotch, but I figured it's always a good thing to have around.

Yeah, I was going to hit up that scotch after I finish off this last Black Model. After watching that defensive display, scotch is a good idea. Thanks in advance for the drunk posts to follow.

:hat

[midgetonadonkey]

Shoog makes an excellent point. Please close that thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey action figures would be cool though.

[midgetonadonkey]

There needs to be more beer bellied action figures in my opinion.

[midgetonadonkey]

For reasons only one will understand....:elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

Who here would get shit on and then pissed on for a free 60 inch plasma?

[CuckingFunt]

Who here would get shit on and then pissed on for a free 60 inch plasma?Why do that when all I'd have to do is bat my eyelashes at the right fella?

Though... now that I think about it... using my girlish charms to sugar daddy my way to a free TV would probably make me feel dirtier than getting shit on.

[ShoogarBear]

Who here would get shit on and then pissed on for a free 60 inch plasma?

Is this going to be your first action figure?

[ShoogarBear]

Though... now that I think about it... using my girlish charms to sugar daddy my way to a free TV would probably make me feel dirtier than getting shit on.

Yah. :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

Who wants a copy of a short story? It's a longer version of my original 100 word story about a midget that rides a donkey written over 7 years ago. The original story is where I got my screen name.

PM me your email and I'll send it to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

The midgetonadonkey self promotion tour has started.

[CuckingFunt]

When does the self flagellation tour begin?

[midgetonadonkey]

Next Tuesday.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll mark it on my calendar.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007 -- midgetwithawhip.

[CuckingFunt]

I've been trying to figure out how to spark some much needed change in my life, and I decided that a monumental breakdown would be a good way to do it. With tears, and screaming, and public drunkenness, and name calling. Maybe even an intervention of some sort. However, I have a strong suspicion that I lack the courage to really go for it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've been trying to figure out how to spark some much needed change in my life, and I decided that a monumental breakdown would be a good way to do it. With tears, and screaming, and public drunkenness, and name calling. Maybe even an intervention of some sort. However, I have a strong suspicion that I lack the courage to really go for it.

Just eat a half sheet of acid. That always injects a bit of excitement into a boring life.

[ShoogarBear]

Post the original 100 word story here so we can decide whether we want to see more.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't have a copy of it anymore. It's the new one or nothing. It's not that long. About 700 words.

[CuckingFunt]

I am most curious to read Midge's story.

[Silver21_Black20]

It is a good short story.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wrote the original story for a creative writing class and Blinn College. It got an F because the humor was extremely sophomoric and would never be considered literature.

http://putstuff.putfile.com/30046/5152152

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I'm going to read it.

BTW, I saw Little Miss Sunshine on DVD yesterday. Highly recommended to all patrons of the Quattro. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

I wrote the original story for a creative writing class and Blinn College. It got an F because the humor was extremely sophomoric and would never be considered literature.

http://putstuff.putfile.com/30046/5152152Lucky's a badass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Little Miss Sunshine is fucking hilarious. The dance scene at the end is fucking brilliant.

[CuckingFunt]

BTW, I saw Little Miss Sunshine on DVD yesterday. Highly recommended to all patrons of the Quattro. :tu

I've been meaning to rent that one. They showed it on the plane yesterday, but I forgot to grab the headphones as we got on. I wouldn't have wanted to watch an edited version, anyway.

[ShoogarBear]

No, an edited version would be shit.

The dance scene was brilliant. They took something which could have been way off the bad taste scale and made it classic.

[batman2883]

i just farted and it smells like grapes....must have had too much wine lately

[Kori Ellis]

Posting here in protest of the "midgetonadonkey" thread.

Thanks.

[ShoogarBear]

:clap

The buzzards are circling around midgetonadonkey.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Interesting ad in Hour magazine:


Just as lasers can tighten and rejuvenate facial skin, the technology is providing hope - and a viable solution - for women who suffer from vaginal looseness, decreased vaginal sensitivity, and urinary incontinence. Dr. Not Important is the first physician in the Midwest to utilize a diode laser for vaginal rejuvenation...

And I thought anal bleaching would sting....

[CuckingFunt]

There's also such a thing as labiaplasty, for those girls who are a bit too beefy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Every time I hear beefy I visualize a box of cow tongues. Thanks Dane, like I needed another reason to hate you...

[CuckingFunt]

There's a local commercial out here that tries to entice you with "big, beefy" hamburgers and I can't hear it without laughing.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hi!

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi.

[jman3000]

i just saw an episode of golden girls where rose gets laid for the first time in 15 years... most disturbing golden girls i've ever seen.

[ShoogarBear]

What was the second most disturbing?

[Blanche Devereaux]

i just saw an episode of golden girls where rose gets laid for the first time in 15 years... most disturbing golden girls i've ever seen.

Honey, I was watching that in person. It was a very disgusting act.

[jman3000]

What was the second most disturbing?
the episode where the girls get tipsy and delve into full fledged lesbianism.

[jman3000]

Honey, I was watching that in person. It was a very disgusting act.

you had a couple of decent lines... but the episode was mostly about rose getting some ass from an old guy that most have been pushing 90. his game was pretty full clad... he used the ol "my wife died along time ago and i need to get over it and move on" line... works everytime.

[ashbeeigh]

:bang

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting sick.

[midgetonadonkey]

Being sick sucks. Especially when you are sick on days off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm dying.

[Kori Ellis]

If this thread is any indicator, it doesn't seem anyone cares, Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know you care Kori. You have a deep fondness for the midge.

[Kori Ellis]

I know you care Kori. You have a deep fondness for the midge.

True. If my sister wasn't married, I'd tell her to date Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

True. If my sister wasn't married, I'd tell her to date Midge.

If she ever gets divorced, you let me know.

[angel_luv]

Poor midge. Feel better. :)

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.


:cry But I'm not the one sick on my day off.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh

[midgetonadonkey]

I have Achey Breaky Heart in my head.

[midgetonadonkey]

Somebody kill me.

[CuckingFunt]

I have Achey Breaky Heart in my head.
Somebody kill me.
Since you have now gotten it stuck in my head, I'd be glad to oblige.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just don't think you understand.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck?!?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck the what!

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh!

[midgetonadonkey]

I spent all day in bed. I just woke up.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm baking potatoes.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is going to be the greatest New Years Ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wanna see the constitution burn
Wanna watch the white house overturn
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck happened to this place?

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro used to be like The Max. Now it's like The New Max, after the original burned down, in Saved by the Bell The New Class.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Saved by the Bell The New Class.

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1 knows what I'm talking about.

[ObiwanGinobili]

<------------ has never been eyed raped by saved by the bell the new class

[midgetonadonkey]

I've very disappointed.

[ObiwanGinobili]

side note: 1Billups1 is still green?

[ObiwanGinobili]

beauty and the geek marathon on VH1 :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

<------------ has never been eyed raped by saved by the bell the new class

I watched it because I was loyal to all Peter Engel productions. He is the midgetonadonkey of Saturday morning teen comedies.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Priceless/mr_belding.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Poor Mr. Belding.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still say California Dreams is almost as good as Saved by the Bell. It's a close second.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, do you douche?

[ashbeeigh]

I did enjoy a good episode of California Dreams.

[Silver21_Black20]

You guys are lame!

[The Pied Piper]

'friends forever'

zak attack!

[Marcus Bryant]

which one is really marcus bryant

neither, stay puff.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I watched it because I was loyal to all Peter Engel productions. He is the midgetonadonkey of Saturday morning teen comedies.

well i must say you are nothing if not loyal.
I'm sure the producers of OE and "Large and Lovely Monthly" would agree. :fro

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck You All!

[Das Texan]

havent seen you in forever.


whats new?

[Silver21_Black20]

havent seen you in forever.


whats new?

A few things... :D

I should get to bed though, I have to be up at 7:45am. 'Nite!

[Das Texan]

A few things... :D

I should get to bed though, I have to be up at 7:45am. 'Nite!

ok!



i have to be up at 715.


i probalby should have been in bed 2 hours ago.


oh well!

[midgetonadonkey]

For the first time. Ever on video. Feast your eyes on these, almost alien fetuses.

-Traces of Death V

[midgetonadonkey]

Traces of Death V is fucking classic.

[midgetonadonkey]

CBF would appreciate any Traces of Death video.

[midgetonadonkey]

Holy shit. That is so fucked up.

[midgetonadonkey]

You know it's fucked up when midge is cringing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Condemned, did you know all the Metalocolypse songs are available for download?

[midgetonadonkey]

A dude I knew got his head bashed in with a baseball bat last night. He died a few hours ago.

Fucking assholes.

[ShoogarBear]

Sorry to hear that. New Year's drunk fight?

[midgetonadonkey]

Sorry to hear that. New Year's drunk fight?

Yes it was. But the dude I knew didn't fight back. He was a quiet dude that didn't like to start trouble with anyone.

[Kori Ellis]

A dude I knew got his head bashed in with a baseball bat last night. He died a few hours ago.

Fucking assholes.

Wow. Sorry Midge. Was this in San Antonio?

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow. Sorry Midge. Was this in San Antonio?

No. It happened in Kingsville, Texas. Six miles from my hometown. The dude grew up 3 houses down from me. That's what's so fucked up about it all.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:depressed
oh god thats awful. sorry midge.

[angel_luv]

I'm sorry to hear that Midge. My prayers are with you and your friend's family.

[Justin Timberlake]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/KITTY.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Batman just became a lot gayer by quoting Ricky Martin lyrics about ShoogarBear.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I have fallen deeply in love with this song. It is incredible.

It's called "Run"

I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear

Louder, louder!
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say


To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbyes,
I nearly do

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear

Louder, louder!
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

Slower, slower...
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart, my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear



Awwwwwsdfsj;ofijsedjsdkl It's so great!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Condemned, did you know all the Metalocolypse songs are available for download?

No I didn't.
I did tape the marathon on NYE.
Where can I get them?

BTW,
terrible news about your friend. Really sorry to hear about that.
Any word on if the guys have been caught or if anyone knows who was responsible for it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I downloaded them from torrentspy.com. It's like 4 CDs worth of shit. Entertaining stuff.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don't.

[NASpurs]

I have fallen deeply in love with this song. It is incredible.

It's called "Run"

I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear

Louder, louder!
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say


To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbyes,
I nearly do

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear

Louder, louder!
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

Slower, slower...
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart, my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

Light up, light up!
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you, dear



Awwwwwsdfsj;ofijsedjsdkl It's so great!!Who is this person and why is she posting lyrics here? BTW you should listen to Chasing Cars! @!#($*@)#($!)@

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...I want an Almond Joy now.

[NASpurs]

Kick Ass!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Damn...I want an Almond Joy now.So, then, you currently feel like a nut?

[midgetonadonkey]

So, then, you currently feel like a nut?

She certainly was feeling nuts last night. :eyebrows

[ObiwanGinobili]

I feel like a Mounds.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She certainly was feeling nuts last night. :eyebrows

http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rimshot.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I feel like a Mounds.

We'd like to feel your Moun....

Ah, forget it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Isn't an Almond Joy just a Mound with an added almond?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Isn't an Almond Joy just a Mound with an added almond?

I don't exactly know how watching SilBlack and Obi covered in chocolate and exploring their sexuality would answer that question, but in the name of science, we should get that started.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't exactly know how watching SilBlack and Obi covered in chocolate and exploring their sexuality would answer that question, but in the name of science, we should get that started.

I agree. I'll start melting some chocolate.

[ashbeeigh]

:rolleyes

[ORION]

my bar-b-que sunflower seeds taste like shrimp and I don't know if thats ok

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't exactly know how watching SilBlack and Obi covered in chocolate and exploring their sexuality would answer that question, but in the name of science, we should get that started.

Perhaps some almonds to add into the mix should be on hand just in case that theory needs to be tested as well.
For precautionary measures, of course.

[ORION]

man I almost ran into a girl with big boobs. Next time I'm just going to keep walking and chest bump her. I will report more later ...

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't exactly know how watching SilBlack and Obi covered in chocolate and exploring their sexuality would answer that question, but in the name of science, we should get that started.


I agree. I'll start melting some chocolate.

Haha...you guys need to get laid.

[ShoogarBear]

Haha...you guys need to get laid.
Fuck You All!
I'm beginning to pick up on a theme here.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm first.

[batman2883]

a good song lucy is destiny by zero7

[batman2883]

once i had a dream about a butterfly flying free amongst the wasps

[batman2883]

and then it died slowly withered

[batman2883]

just like dreams......happy birthday jekka....rosebud

[batman2883]

madeline.....i need to speak to madeline

[batman2883]

if i were to chop off my pinky could i drink my blood like wine?

[batman2883]

i think my blood is pretty fermented and would probably have the same alcohol level as everclear by now

[batman2883]

at least thats just my opinion seeing as how i drink so damn much now

[batman2883]

the other day i was running through the hall at my apartment and i turned to look back to see how far i had run........as i turned back around someone opened a door ad it knocked me the hell back

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw a dude that looked just like Batman at HEB a couple of days ago.

[batman2883]

batman has yet to be a heb for the past 3 weeks
batman loves costco

[batman2883]

i have some hash brownies

[batman2883]

they make my tummy warm and gooey

[batman2883]

then i have to take a poop

[batman2883]

one time i farted so loud in class my teacher sent me to iss

[batman2883]

so the next time i just sneezed she wrote me up, i would have to say she was a bitch

[batman2883]

midget smell my finger

[batman2883]

i want you to bask in the ambiance of your mothers glory

[batman2883]

damn i only have 500 bucks now what happened to my millions

[batman2883]

wth someone say something damn it

[batman2883]

damn sandra didnt even tell me hi!!!

[batman2883]

i drank poison for her, she use to call me tink

[batman2883]

now im nothing just dust in the wind

[batman2883]

i close my eyes, only for a moment and the moment's gone

[batman2883]

you try
your hardest
to perfect your explination
you lie
until they've run out of questions
you can only move
as fast as
who's in front of you

[Silver21_Black20]

Hi! batman.

[batman2883]

hi sb did you miss me?

[batman2883]

big enough to fill
the void thats inside of you