Free Quattro Razor (4)

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit, to downgrade my PSP I need an unpatched copy of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and they are going for $75 on ebay. :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

Believe me, mine has been mistaken for one.Oh, sure, I do all the hard work and then you step in while I'm gone and take the easy kill.

[Melmart1]

He's part black.
So its a really long (but still really thin) pole?

Damn, didn't realize JB was multicultural. Arogato, bluh!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He's part black.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/33/96/05/0004339605985_215X215.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Indeed. :depressedAuditions are still open. PM your tape to me.

[midgetonadonkey]

So its a really long (but still really thin) pole?

Damn, didn't realize JB was multicultural. Arogato, bluh!

Like an uncooked spaghetti noodle.

[ShoogarBear]

He's part black.Yeah, the part that decides not to pay a tip.

[ShoogarBear]

jman, nice avatar.

Can you get rid of the orc on the left, though?

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, we should make that everyone's avatar and photoshop different heads over yours.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, we should make that everyone's avatar and photoshop different heads over yours.

You're just mad she won't let you take any pics with her.

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, to downgrade my PSP I need an unpatched copy of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and they are going for $75 on ebay. :pctossMidge, this may be the first time anyone's said this to you in the Quattro, but try to keep up with the current discussion. Nobody gives a shit about your PSP.

[ShoogarBear]

You're just mad she won't let you take any pics with her clothes on.Fixed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart cares about my PSP.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Um, Midge...

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ele/300591335.html

[Melmart1]

NASpurs cares about Midge's PSP.

Melmart doesn't even know what a PSP is.

[midgetonadonkey]

Um, Midge...

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ele/300591335.html

Kick ass.

[angel_luv]

Somebody tune into American Idol and make fun of Sanjaya's hair with me. Hurry up... he is about to sing after the commercial!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Kick ass.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/33/96/05/0004339605985_215X215.jpg

[angel_luv]

Oh my gosh turn on the t.v. !

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics27.jpg


"Welcome to Circuit City. May we assist you?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh my gosh turn on the t.v. !

Did they finally feature Shoog on "America's Most Wanted"?

[angel_luv]

Thank you Simon Cowell !

[angel_luv]

Did they finally feature Shoog on "America's Most Wanted"?


No! Look at Sanjaya's hair!!!!!!!!

[angel_luv]

It is a pony hawk, Ryan calls it! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

angel, we're forming a SpursTalk dance team. Would you like to try out?

[Melmart1]

what the hell? when did this become the American Idol thread? There is already a thread for that bullshit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No! Look at Sanjaya's hair!!!!!!!!

I think I might get a stapler in the back of my head if I tried to adjust the sports dept's TV to American Idol.

[angel_luv]

angel, we're forming a SpursTalk dance team. Would you like to try out?


You mean I am not an automatic in?

:(

[angel_luv]

what the hell? when did this become the American Idol thread? There is already a thread for that bullshit.

You guys love to make fun of people... it was great material.

But whatever. :dramaquee :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You mean I am not an automatic in?

:(Almost certainly, but to be fair to everyone, we are requiring auditions.

[ShoogarBear]

I think I might get a stapler in the back of my head if I tried to adjust the sports dept's TV to American Idol.Ask Ludden to find out who put Horry in as DNP-Old Age.

[angel_luv]

Almost certainly, but to be fair to everyone, we are requiring auditions.

Of course... yea, count me in.
Who are the lucky people who will get to stand in the shadows behind me the Greatest Star?


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack, Melmart, and maybe CuckingFunt are in.

SilBlack is working on the routine.

[jman3000]

i'm so bored... i'm gonna find me a site with tetris on it and see how high i can get.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i'm so bored... i'm gonna find me a site with tetris on it and see how high i can get.

Wouldn't it just be easier to go call "Cracki" and see how high you can get in her bathroom?

[angel_luv]

SilBlack, Melmart, and maybe CuckingFunt are in.

SilBlack is working on the routine.

Sil Black is a star in her own class. Just watch, she is going to pull a Diana Ross and leave the rest of us behind.

[CuckingFunt]

SilBlack, Melmart, and maybe CuckingFunt are in.

SilBlack is working on the routine.Oh, you best believe I'm in.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

this one black guy that i thought was going to hit me came up close to me once and said 'man, if you bored, you go mack on some bitches." He flicked his cigarette away and said, 'don't be bored.'

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sounds like quality advice.

[ShoogarBear]

JB, clean out your PMs.

[CuckingFunt]

this one black guy that i thought was going to hit me came up close to me once and said 'man, if you bored, you go mack on some bitches." He flicked his cigarette away and said, 'don't be bored.'Did he have his own personal theme music following his every move? Sounds like the type of cat who should have.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

he was a grungy lookin dude, i had no idea how he would be considered a player, but i was tellin him how life in victoria was boring, and he like came up to me like 3 inches away from my nose and said that

maybe he was just a close talker

[jman3000]

that's pretty bad ass advice... there are no bitches to mack on at the moment though.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

man those were the days


south austin apartment parties circa 2003
we chiefed like there was no tommorow and faded people like bleach

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.kulichki.com/cddisk/durandur/rio.jpg

call me a weirdo but this chick is hot

i can't take my eyes of this dude's work
sexxxy bitches

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Send now.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not generally a fan of crackers/chips/snack-ish foods, but these White Cheddar Cheez-Its are pretty kickass.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I don't wanna sound like a fag or anything but i think unicorns are kick ass

[CuckingFunt]

I don't wanna sound like a fag or anything but i think unicorns are kick assMean unicorns that go around impaling people on their horns, or glittery purple unicorns?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not generally a fan of crackers/chips/snack-ish foods, but these White Cheddar Cheez-Its are pretty kickass.

I agree.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I agree.

I could go for some pretzels right now, though.

[sa_butta]

I hate pretzels, except for the giant baked ones.

[CuckingFunt]

Pretzels do nothing for me unless they're soft pretzels.

I bought some kettle chips that are made with sweet potatoes and those would have been good to munch on, but I'm no longer hungry.

[jman3000]

i was doing good until i got a bunch of those gay 4 tiled blocks in a row.... 114, 228.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't wanna sound like a fag or anything but i think unicorns are kick assYou should have lived in New Braunfels, then.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't wanna sound like a fag or anything but i think unicorns are kick ass

Where's that glitter girl when you need her?

[ShoogarBear]

Pretzels do nothing for me unless they're soft pretzels.
Now that's a switch.

[ShoogarBear]

Hot-out-of-the-oven soft pretzels with mustard kicks ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Hot-out-of-the-oven soft pretzels with mustard kicks ass.Ick. No mustard, just salt.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:lol it's a quote from Orgazmo

[CuckingFunt]

Thinking of soft pretzels makes me think of Churros. I haven't had a churro in years.

[sa_butta]

Hot-out-of-the-oven soft pretzels with mustard kicks ass.Sounds good to me or even ranch.:lol I could eat just about anything with ranch.

[ShoogarBear]

I bought some kettle chips that are made with sweet potatoes and those would have been good to munch on, but I'm no longer hungry.You need to start getting in training for the stri . . . er, dance team anyway.

[sa_butta]

Thinking of soft pretzels makes me think of Churros. I haven't had a churro in years.wow I havent had one in a long time either.

[CuckingFunt]

You need to start getting in training for the stri . . . er, dance team anyway.I'm sure I'll be okay.

[Melmart1]

I just made a fresh batch of buttermilk ranch, it is heaven.

I have two soft pretzel home kits that my roommate gave to me. I still haven't used them. You have to wait like two hours or something for the yeast to rise. Screw that, I can be at Auntie Annie's in less than 20 minutes.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sure I'll be okay.Cocky, aren't we?

[ShoogarBear]

Sounds good to me or even ranch.:lol I could eat just about anything with ranch.Ranch on a PRETZEL?

:vomit:

[angel_luv]

Those sour cream and onion hot pretzels are good... ranch might be all right.

[ashbeeigh]

bitchbitchbitchfuckfuckfuckshitshitshitdamndamndam ndamn. I left my jump drive in the computer lab this morning and didn't realize it until I went to save something just now. :madrun

And how did that little rant get a space in it?

[Melmart1]

What the fuck are you talking about, you dumb whore?

[ashbeeigh]

What the fuck are you talking about, you dumb whore?

Not that anyone cares...

I got up early to finish a paper, with the jump drive, and went to the computer lab. After finishing the paper and facebooking, myspacing, checking up on the quattro, etc., I left forgetting to take it out of the port. Now it's 11:30 and I'm working on something else that I wanted to save on my jump drive. I went to my bag to get it... it's not there. I've done shit like that before.

And when I typed my rant here wan't a space between one of the "damn"s. When it posted there was a space. It caught me off guard.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So what you're saying is your naked pictures will be on the web shortly?

[ashbeeigh]

So what you're saying is your naked pictures will be on the web shortly?

That shit doesn't come off my hard drive.

But you already had access since you're editor of that Sluts of TLU, no?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That shit doesn't come off my hard drive.

But you already had access since you're editor of that Sluts of TLU, no?

I don't have the solo shots.

Only the watersports shots of you.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't have the solo shots.

Only the watersports shots of you.

Of course, that was what it said in the contract.

[Melmart1]

When I see an assbeigh post all I see is blah blah blah

[CuckingFunt]

Cocky, aren't we?:dramaquee

Not currently.

[jman3000]

my avatar is funny because i dont remember her putting her head on mine. we sure do look like one happy couple though :lol

[jman3000]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6388/tetrisbb5.png

[Silver21_Black20]

I would soooo kick your ass at Tetris. I've already kicked your ass at Monopoly, J.

[jman3000]

I would soooo kick your ass at Tetris. I've already kicked your ass at Monopoly, J.
no no no... i'm the tetris king... that was my first try and i got a pretty good score... i kept my old phone hanging around just so i can hold on to my god like high score i had on the cell version of tetris.


it's 1-1 if i recall... and the 1 time you did beat me i was pretty hammered. the only thing i'm good at when i'm drunk is making an ass outta myself.

[Silver21_Black20]

no no no... i'm the tetris king... that was my first try and i got a pretty good score... i kept my old phone hanging around just so i can hold on to my god like high score i had on the cell version of tetris.

I challenge you.



it's 1-1 if i recall... and the 1 time you did beat me i was pretty hammered. the only thing i'm good at when i'm drunk is making an ass outta myself.

:lol You were pretty hammered.

[jman3000]

http://www.videoservicecorp.com/images/Bring%20it%20on.jpg


i think that was the night i realized that beer is the way to go for me. i ALWAYS seem to overdo it when it comes to liquor... fuck... now that i think about it i always seem to overdo it on beer to... :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

i think that was the night i realized that beer is the way to go for me. i ALWAYS seem to overdo it when it comes to liquor... fuck... now that i think about it i always seem to overdo it on beer to... :depressed

I don't think you were measuring the Vodka. If you did, you sure as hell didn't know what you were doing. lol

[jman3000]

i was measuring ... i just didn't know what units to measure by... which would be a smart thing to know.

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't stand the smell of Vodka now. Thanks Jason!

[angel_luv]

I can't stand the smell of Vodka now. Thanks Jason!


So I had to call Time Warner to get my internet back online. The tech was really helpful but oddly friendly... asked where I work, what I do, what relation I am to my landlady ( she is the primary on the account).
Add to that, that all those people have access to my address and phone number...

:stalker smiley ????

[jman3000]

yeah... tequila and vodka are now on my "won't drink list" ... not because of the taste ... but because the smell conjures up bad memories.

[Silver21_Black20]

So I had to call Time Warner to get my internet back online. The tech was really helpful but oddly friendly... asked where I work, what I do, what relation I am to my landlady ( she is the primary on the account).
Add to that, that all those people have access to my address and phone number...

:stalker smiley ????

Weird. Was it a dude or a chick? If you answer chick, Shoog and JB will be in here in no time. :lol

[angel_luv]

Weird. Was it a dude or a chick? If you answer chick, Shoog and JB will be in here in no time. :lol


It was a guy.

[ShoogarBear]

Add to that, that all those people have access to my address and phone number...

:stalker smiley ????And your e-mail, password, and IP address.

But don't get paranoid.

[angel_luv]

And your e-mail, password, and IP address.

But don't get paranoid.


:wow :bodyguard smiley

[Mixability]

:wow :bodyguard smiley

:pctoss
:"stop making up smileys" smiley

[ShoogarBear]

:partypoopersmiley

[jman3000]

the trick is you have to :dothis: if it's not surrounded it won't work.... idiots.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm hungry.

What should I eat for lunch?

[angel_luv]

:haha

[angel_luv]

I'm hungry.

What should I eat for lunch?

Subway... and bring a meal to work for me, since you'll be there. :)

[ShoogarBear]

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/3051/jgg3vz.jpg



"How about some nice frozen vegetables?"

[Silver21_Black20]

Subway... and bring a meal to work for me, since you'll be there. :)

I eat Subway at least once a week. Today is not a Subway day.

[angel_luv]

I eat Subway at least once a week. Today is not a Subway day.


That's okay. I am not picky. :)

[ShoogarBear]

I had poke chops fo' lunch.

:hungry:

[Silver21_Black20]

That's okay. I am not picky. :)

:lol Do you really want me to bring you something?

[ShoogarBear]

I hope you gals remember to stick to the training diet.

[angel_luv]

:lol Do you really want me to bring you something?


:lol I was just kidding- although if you are offering...

Is it okay if I have carrot sticks ( without dressing of course) and bottled water, Bear?

[ShoogarBear]

:tu

[jman3000]

is there a place i can go and order ramen? not any type of noodles... i want to go to a restaurant and order the 10 for $1 ramen.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't diet, Shoog.

[angel_luv]

is there a place i can go and order ramen? not any type of noodles... i want to go to a restaurant and order the 10 for $1 ramen.


No soup for you.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't diet, Shoog.You don't have to diet.

You just have to keep in pole shape.

[1369]

You don't have to diet.

You just have to keep in pole shape.

http://www.thestranger.com/blog/files/2006/08/nicole-richie-beach-01.jpg

Approves

[Silver21_Black20]

You don't have to diet.

You just have to keep in pole shape.

I'm in shape. Though I do tend to lose my breath after walking from my car to the office, even though I park in front of the door.

[ShoogarBear]

Not "in shape of a pole", but "in shape for the pole".

:vomit:

[1369]

Not "in shape of a pole", but "in shape for the pole".

:vomit:

Revised

http://iloveracing.ru/wp-content/danica-patrick-fhm-4.jpg

Approves

[jman3000]

:lol

play on words amuses me.

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone want free tix to tonights Spurs game?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Anyone want free tix to tonights Spurs game?

Nevermind.

[Silver21_Black20]

What?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What?


Nevermind.

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone...Free...Tix?

[jman3000]

that ramen was pretty good. i must say i'm an excellent chef.

[tlongII]

San Antonio has terrible basketball fans.

[Mixability]

San Antonio has terrible basketball fans.

still better than having a terrible basketball team.

[tlongII]

still better than having a terrible basketball team.

All in due time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Bastards!!!

[jman3000]

i'd have taken them... but i have nobody to take atm. i would be able to stalk SC during halftime though.....

[tlongII]

i'd have taken them... but i have nobody to take atm. i would be able to stalk SC during halftime though.....

How about the coke whore? You might need to get her some candy though.

[jman3000]

i dont have any nose candy atm either... fuck i'm useless.

[ashbeeigh]

Anyone...Free...Tix?

I would have taken them, but damn this whole school thing.

It would have topped off my day that started with a phone call from the rent-a-cop who found my jump drive in the computer lab. Apperantly he had the same idea as JB. All he found was a bunch of heart rhythm files.

[ShoogarBear]

Do they come with free airfare to San Antonio?

[Silver21_Black20]

You guys missed out. That was a great game.

[jman3000]

i should have taken them when i had the chance... i'm not too keen on going by myself... but it would have beat what i did instead.

[Silver21_Black20]

I know it was short notice but I got them when I got back from lunch at 3:45.

[ShoogarBear]

If you had gone to lunch at a normal time for normal people, you would have gotten them earlier and the notice wouldn't have been so short.

[jman3000]

i'm getting hungry at the wrong time... i only had lunch today and after my post spurs game siesta i'm getting hungry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I put beans on earlier and I now have to throw them in the fridge. Tomorrow night those bastards are getting refried and I will have food to last me until payday.

[Trainwreck2100]

I had an enchilada plate from Las Palapas

[Silver21_Black20]

If you had gone to lunch at a normal time for normal people, you would have gotten them earlier and the notice wouldn't have been so short.

I go to lunch late when I have to work the evenings at the at&t center.

[jman3000]

I had an enchilada plate from Las Palapas

hey TW... you know how your moustache and your beard connect? how do you do that?

[ShoogarBear]

That makes no sense.

[ShoogarBear]

hey TW... you know how your moustache and your beard connect? how do you do that?Probably something tricky like not shaving the skin between the two.

[jman3000]

i guess it's all for naught... i'm taking off the training wheels and letting the stache fly solo soon. should be glorious.

[Trainwreck2100]

i guess it's all for naught... i'm taking off the training wheels and letting the stache fly solo soon. should be glorious.

solo staches are nasty, as for how i do it, shoog is right, i don't shave

[midgetonadonkey]

The only cool thing about solo staches is that you can ask chicks if they want a mustache ride.

[jman3000]

i dont care if i look stupid... this is for pride. the last time i tried it out i let it go solo too soon. now i think for the first time ever i'm ready.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainrweck someone said you looked like a child molestor in your gtg pic

[leemajors]

http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/gallery.htm

[leemajors]

trainrweck someone said you looked like a child molestor in your gtg pic

i thought he looked like turtle.

[jman3000]

http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/gallery.htm

go ahead... make me feel so inadequate.

[midgetonadonkey]

trainrweck someone said you looked like a child molestor in your gtg pic

I think that was me. Unless someone else said that.

[ashbeeigh]

I think that was me. Unless someone else said that.

It was.

[jman3000]

TW... have you ever molested a child? be honest.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shut The Fuck Up, ashbeeigh!

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut The Fuck Up, ashbeeigh!

That's my girl.

[Trainwreck2100]

TW... have you ever molested a child? be honest.

virgin

[midgetonadonkey]

virgin

:lmao

[jman3000]

TW seemed like a cool enough guy. i really don't know why he's having such a hard time getting laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck calling someone a virgin is fucking classic. :lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

was trainwreck really calling j a virgin? i thought he was defending himself

[Kori Ellis]

TW seemed like a cool enough guy. i really don't know why he's having such a hard time getting laid.

I wonder the same thing about you.

[jman3000]

i read it as him saying he's a virgin and couldn't have molested somebody too.

[jman3000]

I wonder the same thing about you.

kori thinks i'm a cool enough guy... sweet.

[Kori Ellis]

kori thinks i'm a cool enough guy... sweet.


:lol

Yeah you are surprisingly normal for the most part. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

i thought he was defending himself

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol

Yeah you are surprisingly normal for the most part. :)

:depressed you never called me normal

[midgetonadonkey]

Normal is overrated.

[Kori Ellis]

:depressed you never called me normal

Sorry. You seem normal as well. But I spent a couple hours straight talking to Jman3000 the other day after the GTG, so I have more to judge from him.

[Kori Ellis]

What's with all the moustaches anyway?

timvp has one because he didn't shave for a day or two. But are moustaches the in thing or what?

[midgetonadonkey]

Tom Selleck has a great mustache.

[jman3000]

moustaches should be known as nature's soft boomerangs of love.

[Kori Ellis]

Tom Selleck has a great mustache.

Currently? Or on Magnum, P.I.?

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently? Or on Magnum, P.I.?

3 men and a baby Tom Selleck.

[jman3000]

do you see how happy spurschick looks in my avatar? if my moustache wasn't there... i'm fairly sure she'd have a frown.

[ashbeeigh]

moustaches should be known as nature's soft boomerangs of love.

:lmao My roommate got a kick out of that.

[leemajors]

i don't see the point of moustache-less facial hair. once i grew mine with my goatee and eventual beard my life was much better. pre-stache i was riddled with angst.

[Trainwreck2100]

I grew my beard cause i felt i needed a change in my life.

[Kori Ellis]

i don't see the point of moustache-less facial hair. once i grew mine with my goatee and eventual beard my life was much better. pre-stache i was riddled with angst.

Well I'm not a fan of moustaches. (Gasp!)

I prefer beards or goatees without the moustache.

[Kori Ellis]

Whoever has Batman's phone number, can you give it to me?

He hasn't been on the forum since he had his surgery and I'm getting worried.

My cell phone deleted all my numbers awhile back and so I don't have the number anymore.

[ashbeeigh]

Everyone should listen to the basketball jones' podcast episode 127. They read my e-mail about James White on the air. It may have made my day just a little brighter.



Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh.


k. Until later.

[ShoogarBear]

I grew my beard cause i felt i needed a change in my life.Right diagnosis, wrong therapy.

[Silver21_Black20]

I prefer beards or goatees without the moustache.

:tu

[leemajors]

fans of the amish look, i guess:

http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/us/quiltauction031.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Or Captain Ahab.

http://files.myopera.com/E.%20Driver/albums/34806/gregory%20peck%20as%20captain%20ahab%20moby%20dick .jpg

Beards without staches look dorky.

[jman3000]

fuck everyone that doesn't like a bit of stache to go with their beard...

and shoogar is wise beyond his years.

[angel_luv]

and shoogar is wise beyond his years.


So he must be very, very wise indeed. :)

[jman3000]

haha.. .angel called shoog an old fool.

[angel_luv]

haha.. .angel called shoog an old fool.


I did not. Shoog is no fool. :)

[angel_luv]

Some chick just called me here at the mall info center and asked if we had a place in the mall where you can pay warrant tickets.


I told her no we don't- that I have never heard of a mall that has something like that.
She told me there is an establishment like that at South cross.

My question is, why?

[jman3000]

because it's the fucking southside... that's why.

[angel_luv]

I didn't it as mean as it probably sounded but I did tell the girl I was pretty sure there was nothing like that on the North East side of town.

What I meant was, I know because this is where I live in shop but it totally sounds like side of town smack . :oops

[angel_luv]

:pctoss People making me actually work while at work :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Do you sit behind one of those signs that says "Information"?

[angel_luv]

Do you sit behind one of those signs that says "Information"?


Actually, in front of. The sign is on the back part of the kiosk.

I was so disappointed to look up one day and see it. I thought people were just stopping to talk to me cause I'm pretty. :)

[1369]

Actually, in front of. The sign is on the back part of the kiosk.

I was so disappointed to look up one day and see it. I thought people were just stopping to talk to me cause I'm pretty. :)

So outside of work people normally come up to you and ask where they can buy a washing machine?

[Kori Ellis]

Midget is neglecting the Quattro.

I do not like this one bit.

[Silver21_Black20]

midge is gone for 10 mins and people notice.

I'm gone for days and no one notices. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

:dramaquee:dramaquee:dramaquee

You weren't gone for days.

[angel_luv]

midge is gone for 10 mins and people notice.

I'm gone for days and no one notices. :depressed

I always ask where you are at work. Never at work do I ask where Midget is. :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

I have never neglected the Quattro. I was "busy" last night. Oh yeah.....

[Silver21_Black20]

:dramaquee:dramaquee:dramaquee

You weren't gone for days.

Ok...maybe not days at a time but still.

[Mixability]

Whoever has Batman's phone number, can you give it to me?

He hasn't been on the forum since he had his surgery and I'm getting worried.

My cell phone deleted all my numbers awhile back and so I don't have the number anymore.

I reported him to the INS.

[Mixability]

I reported him to the INS.

Hopefully no one takes this seriously. :rolleyes

Should I put a disclaimer on my posts now?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Danyo really did report him to INS.

[midgetonadonkey]

Danyo, will you hire me?

[Fillmoe]

danyo is a known snitch.... :lol

[Mixability]

motherfuckers!

[1369]

I reported him to the INS.

If you're going to snitch, snitch right.

INS no longer exists, it's all ICE, ICE, baby! (http://www.ice.gov/)

[Silver21_Black20]

batman is online, he just hasn't been in here.

[Ol Dirty Bastard]

Broooooklynnnnnnn Zooooooooo!

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman is my hero. My one legged hero.

[Mixability]

If you're going to snitch, snitch right.

INS no longer exists, it's all ICE, ICE, baby! (http://www.ice.gov/)

I'm sure my email will get forwarded.....

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

batman is online, he just hasn't been in here.

Can you give me his number if you have it?

I lost all the numbers in my phone.

[midgetonadonkey]

I sit looking at the screen and have nothing to say. I find that odd.

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman once gave me this number 893-7109.

[jman3000]

:lol @ rejection hotline... i remember giving sandra that number a loooong time ago as a joke... she needs to get her own shtick.

hello kori... how are you doing this rainy friday afternoon?

[Kori Ellis]

I sit looking at the screen and have nothing to say. I find that odd.

So, how's your love life?

Tell us everything. Sandra hardly posts here, so she won't know.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol @ rejection hotline... i remember giving sandra that number a loooong time ago as a joke... she needs to get her own shtick.

hello kori... how are you doing this rainy friday afternoon?

I just woke up. :) How are you?

[jman3000]

I just woke up. :) How are you?

spurschick finally saw my avatar and didn't throw a conniption fit.... so i'm doing pretty good. wish i could make it sunday night, but I have plans.




Tell us everything. Sandra hardly posts here, so she won't know.

please don't. i just ate. thanks.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can you give me his number if you have it?

I lost all the numbers in my phone.

I don't have his number, sorry.

[ShoogarBear]

If you're going to snitch, snitch right.

INS no longer exists, it's all ICE, ICE, baby! (http://www.ice.gov/)I Did Not Know That.

I was still calling it INS. Or La Migra.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't have his number, sorry.Oh, yes you do. :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

I sit looking at the screen and have nothing to say. I find that odd.Since when as that ever stopped you from posting, though?

[midgetonadonkey]

So, how's your love life?

Tell us everything. Sandra hardly posts here, so she won't know.

It's fantastic.

[ShoogarBear]

Batman is my hero. My one legged hero.He should hook up with Heather McCartney.

[midgetonadonkey]

He should hook up with Heather McCartney.

He couldn't afford her.

[1369]

He should hook up with Heather McCartney.

Instead of swapping glasses, they could swap prosthetics...

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.soaringsteps.org/images/artists/bates_full2.gif



Batman prepping to step out Friday night.

[1369]

Oooo, nice tie.

Is that a clip-on?

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ever lose a leg I'm going with the wooden peg.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it's lame when people put shoes on fake legs.

[Mixability]

I think it's lame when people put shoes on fake legs.

I saw a guy with a fake leg that put those fake tribal tattoos from the vending machine on it. :dizzy

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw a guy with a fake leg that put those fake tribal tattoos from the vending machine on it. :dizzy

:lmao

That's a brilliant idea.

[Mixability]

:lmao

That's a brilliant idea.

I would've never known it was fake other than the fact that he swung his leg around when he walked. :spin :lol

[1369]

I would've never known it was fake other than the fact that he swung his leg around when he walked. :spin :lol

You sure he wasn't a zombie?

[Mixability]

You sure he wasn't a zombie?

Well, in order to be a zombie, he must be undead and to be undead, you must've been dead before that. And based on the fact that I would kill myself too if I had a tribal tattoo, that's a definite MAYBE.

[ShoogarBear]

The guy in that picture is actually a famous tap dancer.

[1369]

Well, in order to be a zombie, he must be undead and to be undead, you must've been dead before that. And based on the fact that I would kill myself too if I had a tribal tattoo, that's a definite MAYBE.

Oh, that's just rich.

You let a possible zombie JUST WALK THE FUCK AWAY and didn't do a damn thing about it.

So now, what about the sharks?

Being undead and all they won't have the need for oxygen and they could all start beaching themselves. Granted, lack of decent appendages will restrict their mobility on land somewhat, lessening their threat to the general populace, but if we go on boats to get away from the zombies, and there's all these zombie sharks about, NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO EINSTIEN?

[1369]

The guy in that picture is actually a famous tap dancer.

Shoog worked with him when he was a Zigfield girl.

[ShoogarBear]

I will have a suitable witty reply as soon as I stop laughing.

[Silver21_Black20]

What's a Zigfield girl?

[1369]

What's a Zigfield girl?

The Google-fu is weak with this one it is.

[ShoogarBear]

What you could have been if you had been born in 1890.

[ShoogarBear]

The Google-fu is weak with this one it is.I think she does that because subconsciously, she likes being the straight man.

[Silver21_Black20]

What you could have been if you had been born in 1890.

Are you insulting me?

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.musicals101.com/News/ziegburke.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Except I don't think there was ever a 6'9" Ziegfeld Girl.

[1369]

I think she does that because subconsciously, she likes being the straight man.

Well then THAT explains why Midge has been wanting to be hit by it.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you insulting me?Heavens, no. I don't want to get stabbed.

[midgetonadonkey]

My lighter has just been stolen.