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Melmart1
04-03-2007, 01:17 AM
Baseball is one of the few things on this planet that doesn't get me hot.
I could get you hot. :eyebrows

CuckingFunt
04-03-2007, 01:18 AM
I could get you hot. :eyebrowsOh, I'm quite sure you could.

Fillmoe
04-03-2007, 01:22 AM
how long before kori replies to my smiley thread in the troll forum?

BigStones1
04-03-2007, 01:22 AM
http://www.zen15765.zen.co.uk/images/get_a_life_flyer2.jpg

http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/biga/_25122_midgets-30-7-2004.jpg

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/e3pics/midgets.jpg

http://z004.ig.com.br/ig/01/20/143444/blig/milamanson/imagens/fuck_you.jpg

http://www.seumadrugamorreu.blogger.com.br/fuck%20you.jpg

http://www.forcesitaly.org/italy/immagini/fuck_you.jpg


FUCK YOU EveryBody!!!! GOODNIGHT!!

:flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff

jman3000
04-03-2007, 01:46 AM
wtf is up with this asshole?

jman3000
04-03-2007, 02:16 AM
i need a new ipod... the dude at the apple store said i could get 10% off a new one if i turned in my old one.. but that amounts to about a 20-25 dollar discount... i'm wondering if i'd be better off pawning the damn thing or selling it on ebay. it only has a 1 1/2 hour battery charge so i dont wanna fuck somebody over and if i say that on an auction nobody will want it anyways... decisions decisions.

ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 04:36 AM
Think how cool Midge would be by association... finally cool. Don't you want that for him? :)OMG. :lmao

I think that's the worst I've ever seen angel rip anybody.

ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 04:42 AM
The greatest pitcher of all time went into the Hall in a Rangers cap. I know about great baseball players.I thought you were a chick who knew sports. If you seriously think Nolan Ryan is the greatest pitcher of all time, when he only was the best pitcher in the majors maybe 2 years he played, then this greatly disappoints me.

Of course, you're a Ranger and Red Sox fan, so it's not really surprising.

ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 04:43 AM
Until he realized he can never win a ring with that team and then left to win one with the Florida Marlins.

Florida Marlins :lmaoSupreme pwnage.

leemajors
04-03-2007, 09:42 AM
i need a new ipod... the dude at the apple store said i could get 10% off a new one if i turned in my old one.. but that amounts to about a 20-25 dollar discount... i'm wondering if i'd be better off pawning the damn thing or selling it on ebay. it only has a 1 1/2 hour battery charge so i dont wanna fuck somebody over and if i say that on an auction nobody will want it anyways... decisions decisions.

www.ipodmods.com

if all you need is a new battery they sell replacements.

Silver21_Black20
04-03-2007, 02:19 PM
A guy forgot his Pepsi on the counter, at Quiznos, I hope he doesn't choke on his sandwich.

sa_butta
04-03-2007, 02:49 PM
A guy forgot his Pepsi on the counter, at Quiznos, I hope he doesn't choke on his sandwich.What did you do to his sandwich?

MannyIsGod
04-03-2007, 03:28 PM
I"ve come to snuff the rooster

MannyIsGod
04-03-2007, 03:28 PM
However, now I am counting blue cars

ShoogarBear
04-03-2007, 03:29 PM
I"ve come to snuff the roosterIs that like choking the chicken?

MannyIsGod
04-03-2007, 03:31 PM
Not really

leemajors
04-03-2007, 03:31 PM
sounds like manny may be tuned into the flannel channel on sirius. dishwalla is harsh.

Silver21_Black20
04-03-2007, 03:37 PM
What's up, Manny?

Mixability
04-03-2007, 03:40 PM
Thank God.

ashbitch should have her avatar privileges permanently revoked.

MannyIsGod
04-03-2007, 03:44 PM
:lol @ flannel channel. I had a 90s mix going.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-03-2007, 03:46 PM
Hey! I heard they're giving away free Quattro razors...anyone got the 411 on how I can get hooked up with one of those bad muthas?

Shelly
04-03-2007, 03:53 PM
Hey! I heard they're giving away free Quattro razors...anyone got the 411 on how I can get hooked up with one of those bad muthas?

You've been asking about this forever! Just sack up and buy one already!

Cheapskate!






:)

ashbeeigh
04-03-2007, 04:15 PM
Thank God.

ashbitch should have her avatar privileges permanently revoked.

You should have your posting privledges revoked. Do you ever contribute to a conversation?

Jekka
04-03-2007, 04:17 PM
Do you ever contribute to a conversation?
Do you?

Mixability
04-03-2007, 04:19 PM
Do you?

:lol

Mixability
04-03-2007, 04:21 PM
You should have your posting privledges revoked. Do you ever contribute to a conversation?


Your absence was a contribution, keep it up! And your lack of an grotesque picture giving me nightmares is appreciated.

ashbeeigh
04-03-2007, 04:22 PM
Do you?
Sometimes.


:lol

Yeah. Well, you didn't answer the question yet, smart ass.

Mixability
04-03-2007, 04:24 PM
Sometimes.



Yeah. Well, you didn't answer the question yet, smart ass.

Well, it seems I don't shit on in threads as much as you, so answer the question yourself.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-03-2007, 06:33 PM
I would like to ask everybody to refrain from shitting in threads.

angel_luv
04-03-2007, 06:38 PM
Wow- Manny and Jekka sighting. :)

TheTruth
04-03-2007, 06:39 PM
Reds are going to win the World Series.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-03-2007, 06:41 PM
Reds are going to win the World Series.

Pete Rose will be in the HOF before the Reds win the WS.

Fillmoe
04-03-2007, 06:41 PM
baseball sucks

TheTruth
04-03-2007, 06:41 PM
Pete Rose will be in the HOF before the Reds win the WS.
HOMER HOMER HOMER HOMER!!

angel_luv
04-03-2007, 06:42 PM
And the Truth too... Hi, how you be. :)

TheTruth
04-03-2007, 06:44 PM
Fantastic. Lost my cell phone though.

ashbeeigh
04-03-2007, 06:45 PM
baseball sucks

Don't bring any of that talk in here.

Melmart1
04-03-2007, 06:47 PM
Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh. Seriously. Just shut up.

angel_luv
04-03-2007, 06:47 PM
Fantastic. Lost my cell phone though.

Getting a different replacement or going for the same brand?

TheTruth
04-03-2007, 06:48 PM
i think i left it in the bathroom at work. i'll see if it is still there tomorrow.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-03-2007, 06:50 PM
HOMER HOMER HOMER HOMER!!

Huh?

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Where's Midge?

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 10:51 PM
Does anyone want to cut my grass?

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 10:55 PM
Does anyone know any wetbacks or heroin addicts that do cheap work?

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 10:55 PM
They must own a lawnmower as well.

KEDA
04-03-2007, 11:04 PM
Does anyone know any wetbacks or heroin addicts that do cheap work?


Mouse will do it for weed, or so I have heard.

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 11:06 PM
I don't have a weed connection. If I did, I would be living a completely different lifestyle right now.

KEDA
04-03-2007, 11:07 PM
Pete Rose will never be in the HOF



book it

KEDA
04-03-2007, 11:08 PM
McGwire and Sosa will be in the HOF before Rose

Canseco is about even money right now

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 11:11 PM
Fuck McGwire and Sosa. I hope they never make the hall. Charlie Hustle should be in before either of them and even before Bonds. At least Rose didn't cheat when he played. He just gambled on the games.

KEDA
04-03-2007, 11:15 PM
Fuck McGwire and Sosa. I hope they never make the hall. Charlie Hustle should be in before either of them and even before Bonds. At least Rose didn't cheat when he played. He just gambled on the games.


which probably is a bigger no-no than using illegal substances

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 11:16 PM
No way. Gambling isn't half as bad as using drugs that make you play better. Gambling didn't make him get more hits. It didn't make him a better fielder.

KEDA
04-03-2007, 11:26 PM
Midge, I understand that, and I think Rose should be there too

midgetonadonkey
04-03-2007, 11:30 PM
I like Keda. He is good people.

ManuMagic
04-04-2007, 01:16 AM
Where's that bull-dyke Melmart and that soft chino Blaze? I feel like shitting on someone and they are prime targets.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 01:22 AM
Don't get mad at me because you can't coach 17-year-olds how to lay down a sac bunt.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 01:26 AM
Last Activity: Today 01:18 AM
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So you talk shit at 1:16 a.m., then sign off two minutes later...I can see where your team of Warriors *chuckle* gets their fight to stay out of last place.

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 10:27 AM
At 6:30 am, I had one of those dreams where you are falling and sure enough, I fell out of my bed and onto the floor.

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 10:28 AM
Did midge kick you out?

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 10:29 AM
which probably is a bigger no-no than using illegal substancesIt's a much bigger no-no than using performancing enhancing substances.

Once you start to gamble, it's not a far path to throwing games.

angel_luv
04-04-2007, 10:39 AM
OMG. :lmao

I think that's the worst I've ever seen angel rip anybody.

And I was about to take it back when...

I spent an hour voting for Sanjaya. I got through a couple of hundred times.

:pctoss

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 10:41 AM
angel!?! You didn't work the game last night.

What happened?

angel_luv
04-04-2007, 10:49 AM
angel!?! You didn't work the game last night.

What happened?


I know. It was so weird watching a home game at home. It is the second time this season though.

Last time I had food poisioning. This time Eddie just gave me the night off.

He kind of had to because everyone on the schedule has nights off;
He only gave me that one though.

How did things go?

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 10:51 AM
I know. It was so weird watching a home game at home. It is the second time this season though.

Last time I had food poisioning. This time Eddie just gave me the night off.

He kind of had to because everyone on the schedule has nights off;
He only gave me that one though.

How did things go?

Pretty well. I was supervising cause Joe was ill. Good game.

angel_luv
04-04-2007, 10:55 AM
Pretty well. I was supervising cause Joe was ill. Good game.

Woman with the power. :)

Was the restaurant busy or did you see?

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 10:56 AM
At 6:30 am, I had one of those dreams where you are falling and sure enough, I fell out of my bed and onto the floor.

:lmao

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 11:02 AM
I can't hear out of my right ear. It's mad whack.

Kori Ellis
04-04-2007, 11:11 AM
I can't hear out of my right ear. It's mad whack.

Your girlfriend was probably licking it too much.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 11:11 AM
I'm making gravy tonight.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 11:12 AM
Your girlfriend was probably licking it too much.

That isn't all she was licking. :eyebrows

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 11:24 AM
That isn't all she was licking. :eyebrows

Don't lie. I'm not that kinda girl. :angel

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 11:33 AM
I love when you play innocent.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-04-2007, 11:50 AM
I can't hear out of my right ear. It's mad whack.mad whack? ok ODB.

sa_butta
04-04-2007, 12:05 PM
I'm making gravy tonight.try putting it in your ear.

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 12:07 PM
Where's ORION?

sa_butta
04-04-2007, 12:15 PM
Where's ORION?I havent seen him around in a while.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 12:36 PM
Orion's mecco burning business was more successful than he orginally thought it would be and he now has no time for spurstalk.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 12:41 PM
I might have to do the burning a rolled up newspaper thing to my ear.

leemajors
04-04-2007, 12:43 PM
newspapers are cheaper than ear candles.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 12:51 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 12:58 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 01:00 PM
http://www.saxonuniform.com/stagewear/pix/vest_.jpghttp://www.customvestments.com/images/vests.14.jpghttp://www.customvestments.com/images/vests.5.jpghttp://locoburger.org/pics/200503/small-Vests.jpg

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 01:01 PM
http://www.theislandpalace.com/pictureskris/vest%20stars3%20girls.jpghttp://opgallo.com/images/Swirl%20Vest%20Couple.jpg

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 01:02 PM
http://www.pawsaboard.com/images/lifejacket-XL.jpg

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 01:02 PM
:pctoss

Jekka
04-04-2007, 01:03 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss
:lol - what, was it not easy enough to tell who the library employees are? Just look for someone who's behind a desk and/or not passed out on a couch.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 01:04 PM
No shit right. They have us wearing tags that say library staff. Like that isn't enough. Fuck I'm pissed.

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 01:04 PM
:lol - what, was it not easy enough to tell who the library employees are? Just look for someone who's behind a desk and/or not passed out on a couch.Actually, that criteria wouldn't tell you midget worked there.

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 01:17 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:lmao

leemajors
04-04-2007, 01:41 PM
you need to accumulate a lot of heavy metal buttons for your vest as a show of defiance.

Kori Ellis
04-04-2007, 01:52 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I'm going to come visit you at the library for sure and take pictures for the SpursTalk photo album. :lmao :lmao :lmao

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 01:56 PM
Just when I thought this fucking job couldn't get any worse I am now told we might have to start wearing fucking vests. Vests!!! Like fucking Wal-Mart vests!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

http://image-cache.rollaclub.com/board/style_emoticons/default/lmao.gif

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 01:58 PM
damn you all

Silver21_Black20
04-04-2007, 02:06 PM
:lmao

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 02:15 PM
damn you all

Library overalls would be much funnier.

http://www.geocities.com/andy_w_rogers/wal-mart_uniform-1.jpg

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 02:25 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/overalls_small.jpg

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 02:27 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/overalls_small.jpg

There's a photoshopper who will put Midge's head on that body...and I will laugh and laugh.

TheQuattro
04-04-2007, 04:15 PM
That looks like the belly of the dude in Total Recall.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 06:51 PM
We might not have to wear vests after all. Everybody complained to the boss and I don't think she wants everybody pissed off at her.

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 07:02 PM
I'm going to call the UTSA library director and complain that it's hard to identify the staff and it would be a big help if they all wore bright yellow vests.

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 07:03 PM
And berets.

midgetonadonkey
04-04-2007, 07:12 PM
haha That would suck. I would quit before I wore a fucking beret.

angel_luv
04-04-2007, 08:41 PM
Shoogar Bear- check out Hedo's stats from tonight!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=AvdgLhpGQliZvb2O7_PWOlE5nYcB?gid=200 7040419


And since we're discussing the game- props to the Raptors for yet another win. :)

ShoogarBear
04-04-2007, 10:14 PM
Ya, sure. He does this after my fantasy teams have already been eliminated. :pctoss

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-04-2007, 10:32 PM
Ya, sure. He does this after my fantasy teams have already been eliminated. :pctoss

He did this when any normal week (ORL only has two games this week), I would have started him based on the infirmary unit that is my team this week (Jermaine O'Neal, Michael Redd, Caron Butler...and then get an injury to Al Jefferson).

ManuMagic
04-04-2007, 11:49 PM
:flipoff

Trainwreck2100
04-05-2007, 12:10 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4642/pwnedst7.jpg

CuckingFunt
04-05-2007, 01:20 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4642/pwnedst7.jpg
This picture raises so many questions, I fear I won't be able to sleep for a week.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-05-2007, 01:25 AM
:flipoff

Look, Eliseo, I understand your dream of being the third catcher for an independent league team have gone by the wayside, but you really should learn to control your anger.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-05-2007, 01:30 AM
:flipoff



Last Activity: Yesterday 11:57 PM
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And you did a hit-and-run again?

So what do your parents say about what their son is doing since they're no doubt embarrassed the son they taught and nurtured has failed so miserably?

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 01:44 PM
I'm going on a tour of the Shiner brewery next week. :elephant

Silver21_Black20
04-05-2007, 01:45 PM
When next week?

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 01:59 PM
Thursday

Silver21_Black20
04-05-2007, 02:05 PM
Thursday? Why Thursday?

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 02:13 PM
It is the anniversary of my birth.

angel_luv
04-05-2007, 02:17 PM
Happy Birthday early Midge. :)

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 02:21 PM
Thanks Angel_Luv

leemajors
04-05-2007, 02:41 PM
I'm going on a tour of the Shiner brewery next week. :elephant

brewery tours rule. i've been meaning to get out to the real ale brewery in blanco.

Silver21_Black20
04-05-2007, 02:57 PM
It is the anniversary of my birth.

I know. :D

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 03:08 PM
midge was born? Like, with a mother and everything?

Melmart1
04-05-2007, 03:17 PM
Is Sandra going to pop up out of a cake for him? I want pictures!

Kevin Blackistone
04-05-2007, 03:35 PM
The Quattro is dead.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 03:41 PM
Long live The Quattro.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 03:41 PM
I want to know exactly how much CuckingFunt got offered to do pr0n.

Kevin Blackistone
04-05-2007, 03:46 PM
I want to know exactly how much CuckingFunt got offered to do pr0n.
pr0n?

Trainwreck2100
04-05-2007, 03:54 PM
I'm going on a tour of the Shiner brewery next week. :elephant


Will you be drunk on the tour?

TheTruth
04-05-2007, 04:08 PM
What would be the normal rate to rent a 15 passenger van?

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 04:58 PM
pr0n?N00b.

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 06:33 PM
Is Sandra going to pop up out of a cake for him? I want pictures!

That would kick ass. If it does happen the pictures will be posted.

Trainwreck2100
04-05-2007, 06:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bPO5Hde6Y0

Trainwreck2100
04-05-2007, 07:02 PM
Midghe has been idle for 22 minutes, just what is he doing?

Melmart1
04-05-2007, 07:13 PM
That would kick ass. If it does happen the pictures will be posted.
It wasn't so much of a question as a suggestion ;)

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 07:18 PM
Midghe has been idle for 22 minutes, just what is he doing?

Why the hell are you monitoring my activities?

Trainwreck2100
04-05-2007, 07:19 PM
Why the hell are you monitoring my activities?

I come in and you're logged, but doing nothing/ Then I leave and come back, and you are still here. I'm jsut making sure you're not dead. Because I care

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 07:22 PM
I appreciate that Trainwreck. I'm at work so sometimes I don't post because I'm bullshiting with my coworkers. But thank you for the concern.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-05-2007, 07:26 PM
I appreciate that Trainwreck. I'm at work so sometimes I don't post because I'm bullshiting with my coworkers. But thank you for the concern.

Discussing vest adornments?

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 07:31 PM
Did you bring up the beret idea? Huh?

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 07:47 PM
I'm sorry to say that your beret idea was shit on Shoog.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 07:48 PM
I bet you didn't even mention it. :pctoss

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 07:49 PM
You guys would look like the library version of Au Bon Pain. :lol

CuckingFunt
04-05-2007, 07:50 PM
I want to know exactly how much CuckingFunt got offered to do pr0n.I already answered you. Don't remember the exact amount, but it was a few thousand.

Oh yeah, also had a guy I knew send my photo to Suicide Girls several years ago with my contact information (without telling me) and they were interested, but I wasn't.

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 07:55 PM
You should've done it. So you get videotaped getting your every hole filled with cock. Big deal.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:00 PM
You should've done it. So you get videotaped getting your every hole filled with cock. Big deal.How much did you get?

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:00 PM
I apologize midge. But that was something the old midge would have never left hanging like that.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:02 PM
The new domesticated midge is tame.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:03 PM
He has exposed his soft underbelly.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:03 PM
And SilBlack gives it a good scratching.

CuckingFunt
04-05-2007, 08:06 PM
You should've done it. So you get videotaped getting your every hole filled with cock. Big deal.'Fraid I'm too much of a prude.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:06 PM
Perhaps you should make a couple of training videos first, to work out the stage fright.

CuckingFunt
04-05-2007, 08:10 PM
Perhaps you should make a couple of training videos first, to work out the stage fright.Oh, I've got no problem making the videos. My prudishness doesn't kick in until it's time for a public viewing.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:13 PM
Well, then we'll start with a small audience of 5-10 Quattroers.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:14 PM
Or you could just send it to me.

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 08:15 PM
I apologize midge. But that was something the old midge would have never left hanging like that.

No need for apologies. Everytime I leave myself open for ridicule I expect to be called out on it. It will get me back on my game.

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 08:17 PM
If I was a hot chick I'd do porno. In fact, if I was a fat nasty chick I'd do porno. It's easy money.

CuckingFunt
04-05-2007, 08:18 PM
Or you could just send it to me.I appreciate the thoughtful offer to help me combat this fear, but I've learned to live with it.

Embrace it, even.

I don't like stangers watching me get fucked, and I'm deathly afraid of spiders. While it's been hard to admit at times... I'm okay with that. Finally.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:26 PM
Oh, yeah, you don't like clowns either . . .

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:26 PM
But we're not strangers!

midgetonadonkey
04-05-2007, 08:28 PM
She should do clown porno in order to relieve two fears at once.

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:32 PM
*looks around for red wig*

ObiwanGinobili
04-05-2007, 08:37 PM
red wig?

ShoogarBear
04-05-2007, 08:39 PM
You have one? :eyebrows

ObiwanGinobili
04-05-2007, 08:39 PM
unfortch, no.....

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 12:11 AM
CuckingFunt is a PRUDE?!??!?!?!

My penchant for sexually charged posts on the Quattro has just partially diminished :depressed

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 12:12 AM
Your what for what has what?

CuckingFunt
04-06-2007, 12:50 AM
CuckingFunt is a PRUDE?!??!?!?!

My penchant for sexually charged posts on the Quattro has just partially diminished :depressedpsssst... I'm not really a prude, I'm just saying that so that people won't bother begging for all our tapes. Don't tell!

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 12:57 AM
I saw Mr Dio at the Spurs game tonight and he remembered my name...sorta.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 01:54 AM
Hmm, I have a pr0n script which will requires a chick to have sex with a giant clown spider while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir watches. Now who might be available to star in this epic?

CuckingFunt
04-06-2007, 02:00 AM
Hmm, I have a pr0n script which will requires a chick to have sex with a giant clown spider while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir watches. Now who might be available to star in this epic?Ew, Mormons?

Pass.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 02:00 AM
:lol

Mr Dio
04-06-2007, 02:30 AM
I saw Mr Dio at the Spurs game tonight and he remembered my name...sorta.


Sandra, I called u Sandy but I wasn't sure if I should've at all because when u 1st saw me u turned away like I was a bad case of herpes. :cry

Mr Dio
04-06-2007, 02:32 AM
BTW, single guys......SB was looking very nice.
She's about 6' and mostly leg.

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 03:05 AM
BTW, single guys......SB was looking very nice.
She's about 6' and mostly leg.

Dammit, fuck single guys. SB is not single. :madrun

Kori Ellis
04-06-2007, 03:15 AM
:lol @ Dio pimping out Midge's girlfriend

Viva Las Espuelas
04-06-2007, 06:31 AM
BTW, single guys......SB was looking very nice.
She's about 6' and mostly leg.a la Haley Scarnato?

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 08:53 AM
I saw Mr Dio at the Spurs game tonight and he remembered my name...sorta.


I didn't see Mr. Dio at the game... apparently he forgot I work there. :(

GoldToe
04-06-2007, 09:51 AM
Haley does have nice gams on her.

KEDA
04-06-2007, 11:09 AM
somebody please find me a new job, I really hate the one I currently have!

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 11:13 AM
Hope you find something great soon. :)

G.Q.
04-06-2007, 11:29 AM
But you got shoes!!

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 11:46 AM
I was under the impression that KEDA liked his job...

KEDA
04-06-2007, 12:08 PM
I was under the impression that KEDA liked his job...


not so much anymore

Mixability
04-06-2007, 12:14 PM
not so much anymore

they're making you wear vests?

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 12:16 PM
Sandra, I called u Sandy but I wasn't sure if I should've at all because when u 1st saw me u turned away like I was a bad case of herpes. :cry

:lol I looked away cause I thought, "Why the fuck is this dude staring at me?" Than I realized it was Dio and I smiled and said hello.

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 12:17 PM
I think Mr Dio probably is a bad case of herpes.

KEDA
04-06-2007, 12:47 PM
they're making you wear vests?


nah

leather mini skirts

ashbeeigh
04-06-2007, 12:50 PM
nah

leather mini skirts

\KEDA doesn't have the legs to pull it off.

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 12:54 PM
Stop trying to be funny, ashbeeigh. Seriously, just stop.

KEDA
04-06-2007, 12:58 PM
\KEDA doesn't have the legs to pull it off.


hey now, my legs are dead sexy!

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 01:01 PM
My legs are hairy.

Richard Cranium
04-06-2007, 01:11 PM
So are my juevos.

Richard Cranium
04-06-2007, 01:12 PM
not to mention my palms

Richard Cranium
04-06-2007, 01:12 PM
and nostrils

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 01:13 PM
somebody please find me a new job, I really hate the one I currently have!If you like wearing vests, I know where an opening may become available soon.

EDIT: shit, the vest response has been played out.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 01:15 PM
:lol I looked away cause I thought, "Why the fuck is this dude staring up at me?" Fixed.

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 01:21 PM
Fixed.

Dio is pretty short so I doubt I'm the only one he looks up to.

Fillmoe
04-06-2007, 01:24 PM
dio looks up to sequ?

ObiwanGinobili
04-06-2007, 01:41 PM
thats a stretch.

Kori Ellis
04-06-2007, 02:04 PM
not so much anymore

Location?

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 04:59 PM
I just got back from Gruene Texas.

I had the day off and was determined to get out of the city limits, even if I can't take an extended vacation.

I had a really nice time- enjoyed the fresh air, visited with locals, took some pictures.


A very good day. I knew all you Quattrites would be delighted for me, thus the exclusive post. :)

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 05:04 PM
I am excited for you. Although I know nothing of Gruene Texas.

leemajors
04-06-2007, 05:17 PM
I am excited for you. Although I know nothing of Gruene Texas.

it's got a shitkicker dance hall!

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 05:19 PM
Did Angel Luv spend the day kicking shit?

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
I saw the dance hall but the party hadn't started and I wasn't about to wait around for it. :)

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Glad you had a good day off, angel.

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 05:38 PM
Glad you had a good day off, angel.


Thanks! How was your day? :)

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 05:40 PM
Thanks! How was your day? :)

I slept in and haven't done much so I've had a great day. :D

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 05:44 PM
Sounds like it. Sweet sleep.
I almost cancelled my little road trip for a nap but am glad I didn't. :)

Silver21_Black20
04-06-2007, 05:49 PM
I need to go on more road trips. I'm going to Shiner, TX next week, should be fun.

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 06:00 PM
Brewery Tour!!!

:elephant

midgetonadonkey
04-06-2007, 06:05 PM
I need to quit with the gay elephants. I just have no other way of showing my excitement.

Mr Dio
04-06-2007, 06:06 PM
:lol @ Dio pimping out Midge's girlfriend


Well, she was pretty busy with those 2 guys so I seriously didn't know if she even noticed me.

Mr Dio
04-06-2007, 06:06 PM
I slept in and haven't done much so I've had a great day. :D


Stop fucking lying S!
I didn't untie you til noon so that is why you "slept in"

Mr Dio
04-06-2007, 06:07 PM
I didn't see Mr. Dio at the game... apparently he forgot I work there. :(


I thought you worked at an Info booth in ROaks mall.....

Cant_Be_Faded
04-06-2007, 06:13 PM
Quothe the Dio
nevermore

TheTruth
04-06-2007, 06:19 PM
http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/103/wiggaqj9.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
04-06-2007, 06:22 PM
Take a look
Tell me what you see
We got the pick

OF DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-06-2007, 06:25 PM
I think I'm going to take a roadie on Sunday. I don't know where, but I'll probably go somewhere.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-06-2007, 06:29 PM
My gat screemed firah
the bullet told me shoot that mothafuckah he's a liah

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 06:56 PM
I thought you worked at an Info booth in ROaks mall.....


I have two jobs.

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 06:58 PM
It is a conspiracy by Time Warner I tell you.

My internet was dead for an hour. I gave it about ten minutes to come on before I started doing all the refresh tricks they teach ya.
Nothing work so I had to call the national help desk.
They transferred me to the local office who kept me on hold for 40 minutes.

The guy had me re start my computer, yet again, and all the sudden my internet is working perfectly, like I am crazy to be calling.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

angel_luv
04-06-2007, 06:59 PM
They shouldn't mess with a woman who wants to know the Raptors score.

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 07:08 PM
Gruene is cool, there are a ton of antique and mom-and-pop stores downtown and a very good restaurant on the river that I forget the name of. It is especially nice at Xmas time, when they light it up and it's like Small Town, USA.

Melmart1
04-06-2007, 07:08 PM
I mispronounced the name though. I thought it was grew-een but its just pronounced GREEN. Damn Germans.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-06-2007, 07:14 PM
Gruene is cool, there are a ton of antique and mom-and-pop stores downtown and a very good restaurant on the river that I forget the name of. It is especially nice at Xmas time, when they light it up and it's like Small Town, USA.

You talking about the Gristmill?

Very good. :tu

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 07:21 PM
I am excited for you. Although I know nothing of Gruene Texas.I don't even know how to pronounce it.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 07:21 PM
I need to quit with the gay elephants. I just have no other way of showing my excitement.Oh. Too bad for SilBlack, then.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 07:22 PM
I think I'm going to take a roadie on Sunday. I don't know where, but I'll probably go somewhere.I'll alert the mechanics.

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 07:23 PM
It is a conspiracy by Time Warner I tell you.

My internet was dead for an hour. I gave it about ten minutes to come on before I started doing all the refresh tricks they teach ya.
Nothing work so I had to call the national help desk.
They transferred me to the local office who kept me on hold for 40 minutes.

The guy had me re start my computer, yet again, and all the sudden my internet is working perfectly, like I am crazy to be calling.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctossWait . . . angel was doing tricks?

ShoogarBear
04-06-2007, 07:24 PM
I don't even know how to pronounce it.

I mispronounced the name though. I thought it was grew-een but its just pronounced GREEN. Damn Germans.Now that's service.

Trainwreck2100
04-06-2007, 11:40 PM
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7414/lolwf9.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
04-07-2007, 12:25 AM
moderately ugly but skinny chicks in bikinis with hoochie sunglasses = good times.

Trainwreck2100
04-07-2007, 01:00 AM
moderately ugly but skinny chicks in bikinis with hoochie sunglasses = good times.

not for that kid in thevan

CuckingFunt
04-07-2007, 01:11 AM
Is that kid driving?

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 09:05 AM
I drove a van when I was that age.

Richard Cranium
04-07-2007, 09:16 AM
I lost my virginity in a van.

Richard Cranium
04-07-2007, 09:17 AM
I think I'm going to take a roadie on Sunday. I don't know where, but I'll probably go somewhere.

Go home.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:02 AM
I need a beer.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:03 AM
A 40 of Olde E would be nice right now.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:03 AM
With a couple of barbacoa taquitos.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:03 AM
Breakfast of champions.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:05 AM
I was at a bar once by my house and I had a guy ask me if I knew where I could score some bacon. I was like, "bacon?" And he rubbed his nose and said, "Yeah man, bacon. You know. Breakfast of champions." That was the first time I heard someone call coke bacon.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:05 AM
Good times at Murphy's.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:06 AM
The other night my friend vomitted in the sink at Tiffany's Billiards. He was drunk.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:06 AM
I was laughing at him and calling him a pussy the whole time.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 10:11 AM
One of these days I'm going to go treasure hunting.

sa_butta
04-07-2007, 10:24 AM
One of these days I'm going to go treasure hunting.like the Goonies?

ShoogarBear
04-07-2007, 01:46 PM
When did midget get a job as an airline pilot?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/07/swearing.pilot/index.html

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 02:34 PM
haha I wish I was a pilot. I think that's the only job where it's ok to get drunk at work.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 07:56 PM
My hands smell like corn tortillas.

midgetonadonkey
04-07-2007, 07:57 PM
I prepared king ranch casserole. It is in the fridge, all I have to do is throw it in the oven.