Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Melmart1]

I told you it had multiple meanings when you wanted me to go from ATM ATM.
The only ATM I want that involves Blaze is the cash machine. I know you Asians make a lot of money at your engineering jobs and shit.

[katyon6th]

i hear katy was about to too

Have a run at Melmart? I like them white, remember? Looking white doesn't count.

[Melmart1]

That was a lovely introduction.
Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh! You are the bane of the quattro.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The only ATM I want that involves Blaze is the cash machine. I know you Asians make a lot of money at your engineering jobs and shit.

You want me to pay you for sex now?

Add that one to the list, Batman.

[katyon6th]

:lol @ Phat Tony trying to join the Quattro

I'll give you a Quattro quiz.

1. Where does Atlfan25 play baseball?

St. Mary's University

LH Pitcher

Awesome

Next question.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh just wants to know so she can go dunk her dirty feet in the river and turn them green. She wants a change from yellow.

No. That would be rude to stick feet in the city's number one tourist attraction.

[Kori Ellis]

St. Mary's University

LH Pitcher

Awesome

Next question.

The question was for Phat Tony. :)

[Melmart1]

Have a run at Melmart? I like them white, remember? Looking white doesn't count.
Once you go white-looking Mexican, you won't go back to the crackas.

[Kori Ellis]

Okay, Phat Tony, question two...

Which poster peed on Ashbeeigh's dirty feet?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No. That would be rude to stick feet in the city's number one tourist attraction.

Can I stick my feet in your ass (which is to say, TLU's number one tourist attraction)?

[jman3000]

dad's in town... off to go see 300.... laters.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Okay, Phat Tony, question two...

Which poster peed on Ashbeeigh's dirty feet?

Trick question, multiple answers.

[ashbeeigh]

Can I stick my feet in your ass (which is to say, TLU's number one tourist attraction)?

I thought we already established it's soccer and basketball players only?

[Kori Ellis]

dad's in town... off to go see 300.... laters.

Question #3.

What Quattro rule did jman just break?

[Kori Ellis]

Trick question, multiple answers.

No, there's one person.

[katyon6th]

These questions are just too easy, I'm trying my hardest not to answer them.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Question #3.

What Quattro rule did jman just break?

Failing to do blow off the ass of a crackwhore?

[ashbeeigh]

dad's in town... off to go see 300.... laters.
rule # 3465869 never say good bye in the quattro.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, there's one person.

Shhh, I'm trying to throw him off.

[Kori Ellis]

rule # 3465869 never say good bye in the quattro.

Dumbass, you aren't supposed to be answering. This is a quiz for Phat Tony. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I assumed that in all the time I have been semi-absent, ya'll woulda finally run ash out of the quattro.

[Melmart1]

You want me to pay you for sex now?

Add that one to the list, Batman.
Well, if the sex were any good I wouldn't ask for money. But I need to get SOMETHING out of it.

[ashbeeigh]

Dumbass, you aren't supposed to be answering. This is a quiz for Phat Tony. :)

Will you forgive me for that and for beating you last week in the fantasy league?

[Melmart1]

I assumed that in all the time I have been semi-absent, ya'll woulda finally run ash out of the quattro.
She is like cockroaches. Even a nuclear blast wouldn't take her ass out of this thread. The only place her ass gets taken is in the back of a pickup outside the TLU campus.

[Kori Ellis]

#4. Two parts.

4a. Which poster is Katy's brother?
4b. Which poster is that brother's girlfriend?

[sa_butta]

Question #3.

What Quattro rule did jman just break?I know this one.

[Kori Ellis]

Will you forgive me for that and for beating you last week in the fantasy league?

I'm not playing in any fantasy leagues. Those are LJ's teams - I just set up the leagues so they have my name on them.

[Melmart1]

HAHA, LJ is Mr Princess in our baseball league. And it just figures that Dio named himself after a mexican sausage.

[ashbeeigh]

The only place her ass gets taken is in the back of a pickup outside the TLU campus.

Seriously? Where did you get that information? Did you and JB read that same issue of TLU sluts?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seriously? Where did you get that information? Did you and JB read that same issue of TLU sluts?

Read it? I'm the editor.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not playing in any fantasy leagues. Those are LJ's teams - I just set up the leagues so they have my name on them.

Then tell him I'm sorry I kicked his ass last week.

[Trainwreck2100]

I had a snakes on a plane dream last night, wher while on the plane I got a buzzsaw through my back.

[Melmart1]

Seriously? Where did you get that information? Did you and JB read that same issue of TLU sluts?
Bitch, everyone knows about your ass, it's legendary. I hear the gape doesn't even close anymore.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Trainwreck, is it true that Mel and Jman ran a train on you?

[katyon6th]

#4. Two parts.

4a. Which poster is Katy's brother?
4b. Which poster is that brother's girlfriend?

And I love them both.

And miss their posts oh so much. :spin

[Melmart1]

I had a snakes on a plane dream last night, wher while on the plane I got a buzzsaw through my back.
Why the hell is a supposedly heterosexual virgin dreaming about snakes when he should be dreaming about pussy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I love them both.

And miss their posts oh so much. :spin

Yeah, where the fuck are they?

[Melmart1]

Bitch, everyone knows about your ass, it's legendary. I hear the gape doesn't even close anymore.
Hahaa, this sounds like a Midge post.

[katyon6th]

Yeah, where the fuck are they?

They be L-I-V-I-N.

[Melmart1]

That was very vulgar and I apologize.

[katyon6th]

Has anyone noticed my cursing has ceased? I gave it up for lent and I'm not even Catholic. And I still eat meat on Fridays.

[ashbeeigh]

PHAT_TONY knows nothing of the quattro. He hasn't even attempted to answer questions.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They be L-I-V-I-N.

Cool. Give them my best.

[Melmart1]

PHAT_TONY knows nothing of the quattro. He hasn't even attempted to answer questions.
He knows you like golden pata showers.

[Kori Ellis]

Has anyone noticed my cursing has ceased? I gave it up for lent and I'm not even Catholic. And I still eat meat on Fridays.

Did you give it up all together or just the more vulgar words? I try not to say the f word too much anymore, but I still say damn and bitch.

[katyon6th]

Cool. Give them my best.

I will. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Cool. Give them my best.

Matthew still posts a bit.

I hope they get married!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Matthew still posts a bit.

I hope they get married!

Yeah, he invited me to join his fantasy...

















































baseball league last night.

[katyon6th]

Did you give it up all together or just the more vulgar words? I try not to say the f word too much anymore, but I still say damn and bitch.

I'm lying. I didn't give it up, I'm just trying to curse less. I'm doing pretty well, I think.

[katyon6th]

Matthew still posts a bit.

I hope they get married!

Me too!

And then have super cute Filipino/German babies!!!

[katyon6th]

I'm posting too much.

[Silver21_Black20]

I should have given up cursing instead of soda. Fuck!

[Melmart1]

Lent sucks. Let's just get to Easter that way we are closer to Fiesta.

[AFBlue]

I know enough about this bullshit thread to know that having Ashbeeigh (sorry girl) as an ally is a deathwish. I just had to see what the hell this thread was all about, but continue....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Remember 3rdCoast's pregnancy thread? For a while, I thought he might be talking about a girl I went out with way back when.

[Melmart1]

I know enough about this bullshit thread to know that having Ashbeeigh (sorry girl) as an ally is a deathwish. I just had to see what the hell this thread was all about, but continue...I'm out.
awww, there went ashbeeigh's only hope for a quattro friend :cry

[Kori Ellis]

I know enough about this bullshit thread to know that having Ashbeeigh (sorry girl) as an ally is a deathwish. I just had to see what the hell this thread was all about, but continue...I'm out.

:clap Very good Quattro post. Congrats. :clap

Now the key is to keep posting and not give a crap that you said "I'm out."

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm out!

[ashbeeigh]

I know enough about this bullshit thread to know that having Ashbeeigh (sorry girl) as an ally is a deathwish. I just had to see what the hell this thread was all about, but continue...I'm out.

Only in the quattro.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Which poster peed on Ashbeeigh's dirty feet?is that really true?

[batman2883]

viva las vegas

[batman2883]

Sandra Is A Punk!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Bitch, everyone knows about your ass, it's legendary. I hear the gape doesn't even close anymore.Mel made me cringe.

Mad respect.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck ashbeeigh.

[Melmart1]

Mel made me cringe.

Mad respect.
I thought that post was underappreciated. Thanks.

[Melmart1]

Fuck ashbeeigh.
Be my guest. I wouldn't fuck her with Trainwreck's under-utilized dick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am proud of Melmart's vulgarity.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you use strap-ons mel?

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck ashbeeigh.No thanks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you ever pushed a girl's shit in so far that she was constipated for a week?

[midgetonadonkey]

She never told me whether she had been fingered or not.

[ashbeeigh]

I love that y'all have assumed that I'm a trashy whore. I have never once openly admited to any sexual exploits nor have I ever admited to not having any.

People that come in here just to see what the quattro is about hear about golden showers when the truth is the whole thing started because KEDA was bitching about not getting a cherry at the bottom of his limeade at Sonic. I said I was sorry to hear about that and that I love limeades too. Someone, I forget who, probably midge, turned that into an inuendo for a golden shower. It was funny until people who didn't know what it was about got hold of it. Now, people like PHAT TONY think I'm actually a trashy whore when if you all actually got to know me would realize I'd rather be watching something on Discovery Health about some miraculous surgery and reading about hormone levels in people's brains due to stress then being the trashy GDI you think I am.

[CuckingFunt]

I love that y'all have assumed that I'm a trashy whore. I have never once openly admited to any sexual exploits nor have I ever admited to not having any.

People that come in here just to see what the quattro is about hear about golden showers when the truth is the whole thing started because KEDA was bitching about not getting a cherry at the bottom of his limeade at Sonic. I said I was sorry to hear about that and that I love limeades too. Someone, I forget who, probably midge, turned that into an inuendo for a golden shower. It was funny until people who didn't know what it was about got hold of it. Now, people like PHAT TONY think I'm actually a trashy whore when if you all actually got to know me would realize I'd rather be watching something on Discoery Health about some miraclous surgery and reading about hormone levels in people's brains due to stress then being the trashy GDI you think I am.

Great.

Who gives a shit?

Seriously.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love that y'all have assumed that I'm a trashy whore. I have never once openly admited to any sexual exploits nor have I ever admited to not having any.

People that come in here just to see what the quattro is about hear about golden showers when the truth is the whole thing started because KEDA was bitching about not getting a cherry at the bottom of his limeade at Sonic. I said I was sorry to hear about that and that I love limeades too. Someone, I forget who, probably midge, turned that into an inuendo for a golden shower. It was funny until people who didn't know what it was about got hold of it. Now, people like PHAT TONY think I'm actually a trashy whore when if you all actually got to know me would realize I'd rather be watching something on Discoery Health about some miraclous surgery and reading about hormone levels in people's brains due to stress then being the trashy GDI you think I am.

So that means you have been fingered?

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet ashbeeigh likes 3 in the pink and 1 in the stink.

[midgetonadonkey]

And why would you assume that I would turn your love of limeade into a sexual innuendo? I'm offended. I demand an apology.

[ashbeeigh]

Great.

Who gives a shit?

Seriously.

You don't, obviously. Just so things are clear I'm not some trashy hoe bag.

[Melmart1]

Fuck you, ashbeeigh! If you can't take the heat, get out of the Quattro.

[ashbeeigh]

And why would you assume that I would turn your love of limeade into a sexual innuendo? I'm offended. I demand an apology.

I didn't remember. I said I think it was you. I'm pretty sure it was in the original quattro, so until we get a pdf we can't prove it any way. If it wasn't you, then I'm sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want my apology!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I want you to say, "Midge, you are great and I apologize. I am forever in your debt."

[Melmart1]

When batman wanted to name a million reasons I am a whore, I played along. Nobody takes that shit seriously in here except you. Why don't you go read a psyche book or something.

In fact, look in your cutesy little books and try to find a case where a girl keeps posting in a thread where nobody likes her and make her out to be a trashy, ass-gaping slut, then months later all the sudden gets sensitive about it.

Are you on the rag or something?

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck you, ashbeeigh! If you can't take the heat, get out of the Quattro.

I can take the heat from people that know the truth behind the statements. You know the truth behind it, so I don't worry.

[Kori Ellis]

Ashbeeigh - no reason to have a breakdown. Phat Tony doesn't think you are a 'ho. Everyone knows that the Quattro is just everyone talking crap about each other.

I'm sorry you feel so slighted.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Aunt Flow is in town.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When batman wanted to name a million reasons I am a whore, I played along. Nobody takes that shit seriously in here except you. Why don't you go read a psyche book or something.

In fact, look in your cutesy little books and try to find a case where a girl keeps posting in a thread where nobody likes her and make her out to be a trashy, ass-gaping slut, then months later all the sudden gets sensitive about it.

Are you on the rag or something?

Leave it to Mel to make me laugh after a blah phone call.

[Melmart1]

The quattro is full of fake personas. I became a dyke in here.

[Melmart1]

JB became Mexican in here. He is ashamed of his Korean heritage.

[ashbeeigh]

When batman wanted to name a million reasons I am a whore, I played along. Nobody takes that shit seriously in here except you. Why don't you go read a psyche book or something.

In fact, look in your cutesy little books and try to find a case where a girl keeps posting in a thread where nobody likes her and make her out to be a trashy, ass-gaping slut, then months later all the sudden gets sensitive about it.

Are you on the rag or something?

Since I've been here I've only seen my shit taken out of the quattro. That's why I get so bent out of shape. If it didn't get taken out of here I wouldn't matter.

[ashbeeigh]

I want you to say, "Midge, you are great and I apologize. I am forever in your debt."

[sa_butta]

Dr. Phil Please report to the Quattro immediately.

Thank you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Since I've been here I've only seen my shit taken out of the quattro. That's why I get so bent out of shape. If it didn't get taken out of here I wouldn't matter.

Yeah, 'cause that Jap shit stays solely in here.

Get over it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/keda-blow.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

In the Quattro Midge is a vulgar, alcohlic with a drug problem. In real life I am a church going Christian that helps homeless people feed themselves and does charity work at an school for retarded kids.

[Melmart1]

Since I've been here I've only seen my shit taken out of the quattro. That's why I get so bent out of shape. If it didn't get taken out of here I wouldn't matter.
I have been called a dyke in damn near every forum of this website. So the fuck what?

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh - no reason to have a breakdown. Phat Tony doesn't think you are a 'ho. Everyone knows that the Quattro is just everyone talking crap about each other.

I'm sorry you feel so slighted.

Thanks Kori. It really doesn't matter that I'm given crap. I'm fine with that. I understand everything.

[midgetonadonkey]

You aren't really gay?

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

My dreams of being the meat of a SilBlack-Melmart sandwich have been crushed.

[1369]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/keda-blow.gif


Wow, whoda thunk he was the Conductor?

/obscure?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks Kori. It really doesn't matter that I'm given crap. I'm fine with that. I understand everything.


Since I've been here I've only seen my shit taken out of the quattro. That's why I get so bent out of shape. If it didn't get taken out of here I wouldn't matter.

Funny way of showing it.

[ashbeeigh]

Dr. Phil Please report to the Quattro immediately.

Thank you.

I'd kick Dr. Phil's ass.

[Melmart1]

My dreams of being the meat of a SilBlack-Melmart sandwich have been crushed.
Why is that? Sandra isn't gay either but she would do a Midge sandwich.

[Melmart1]

I think ashbeeigh is schizo. She needs to hurry up and get her degree so she can become a therapist and medicate herself.

[ashbeeigh]

Funny way of showing it.

I understand the quattro. I don't understand the rule "what's said in the quattro stays in the quattro."

But, I never did think of the things that are said about you or Mel. So, if those things are held true, then I guess I'm okay with it.

[ashbeeigh]

I think ashbeeigh is schizo. She needs to hurry up and get her degree so she can become a therapist and medicate herself.

haha. Yeah. Not too much.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh just dragged this whole thread down.

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh became debbie downer. way to go, ya dumb broad.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ashbeeigh just dragged this whole thread down.

I thought you all would have run with what I said about 3rdCoast some posts back...

[ashbeeigh]

I'll fix it...someday.

[Melmart1]

I thought you all would have run with what I said about 3rdCoast some posts back...
No, I am still getting over the fact that you actually dated someone, and that it was a girl.

[Trainwreck2100]

Now i feel bad

[Melmart1]

I'll fix it...someday.
Why don't you fix your avatar. You look like a blurry, blonde Down's Sydrome kid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the rule "what's said in the quattro stays in the quattro." yeah right. like that happens. this is just a place where everyone that was picked on and beaten up while going to grade school and/or high school gets to act tough and "be real".

[ashbeeigh]

Why don't you fix your avatar. You look like a blurry, blonde Down's Sydrome kid.

fucking aye. No.

[katyon6th]

I was never picked on or beaten up. But I was in the marching band.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah right. like that happens. this is just a place where everyone that was picked on and beaten up while going to grade school and/or high school gets to act tough and "be real".

Wasn't I the one that told you that? How many posts do you have here? Like 20? Scary scary.

[Melmart1]

yeah right. like that happens. this is just a place where everyone that was picked on and beaten up while going to grade school and/or high school gets to act tough and "be real".
So why are you here?

[Trainwreck2100]

I was never picked on or beaten up. But I was in the marching band.


Did you play the flute?

[batman2883]

fuck it

[Melmart1]

I wasn't beaten up or picked on, and I wasn't in the marching band. But I sure did lick a lot of coochie.

[batman2883]

kira kira kira i made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
with kira i shall play

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, I am still getting over the fact that you actually dated someone, and that it was a girl.

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck it


That's what she said









(not to me obviously)

[Melmart1]

kira kira kira i made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
with kira i shall play
Why would you wait till she is dry to play with her? Isn't it more fun wet?

[katyon6th]

Did you play the flute?

Clarinet, which is better than a flute.

[batman2883]

she named her first daughter pooter

[batman2883]

me sir jar jar binks

[midgetonadonkey]

I was picked on by a couple of ghetto hoodrat chicks. They used to throw gum in my hair. I now laugh at the fact that one died of AIDS and the other has like 8 kids from 6 different guys. It makes me lol.

[midgetonadonkey]

I once knew a chick that played the basoon.

[batman2883]

I was picked on by a couple of ghetto hoodrat chicks. They used to throw gum in my hair. I now laugh at the fact that one died of AIDS and the other has like 8 kids from 6 different guys. It makes me lol.
you're still a loser loser!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

I was picked on by a couple of ghetto hoodrat chicks. They used to throw gum in my hair. I now laugh at the fact that one died of AIDS and the other has like 8 kids from 6 different guys. It makes me lol.

8 kids from 6 different guys is no laughing matter, haven't you seen Philedelpia?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wasn't I the one that told you that?no you weren't. calm down and quit acting like melmart


How many posts do you have here?.quit acting like melmart


Like 20?we already have one melmart1


Scary scary.will you ever learn?

[Melmart1]

JB dates attractive girls? How does a Lachino get a hot chick? Did you flash her your AP guide, or was it that hot truck you are driving?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have 4 kids from 7 different women.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So why are you here?witnessing nonsense is sometimes amusing to me. all the "regulating" here is laughable.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB dates attractive girls? How does a Lachino get a hot chick? Did you flash her your AP guide, or was it that hot truck you are driving?

The panties drop at the sight of an AP Stylebook. :lol

[Melmart1]

Viva Las Ugly Avatar sure does have a thing for this Melmart chick.

[batman2883]

jb uses ancient asian technique

[ashbeeigh]

no you weren't. calm down and quit acting like melmart

quit acting like melmart

we already have one melmart1

will you ever learn?


ashbeeigh>>>Viva Las Espuelas

That's pretty sad.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

jb uses ancient asian technique

The Art of War on your knee, bitch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.pilotpublicity.com/AP-style.jpg

[Melmart1]

The panties drop at the sight of an AP Stylebook. :lol
But only if its the fully revised and updated edition, like the one I picked up last month. The outdated versions without the 50 new entries will only get you a handjob.

[batman2883]

The Art of War on your knee, bitch.
that book by sun tzu is the ish yo!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

jb uses ancient asian technique


calgon

[Melmart1]

http://www.pilotpublicity.com/AP-style.jpg
HAHAA, that was the exact one I was talking about too when I posted about the updated one. I have my copy right here on my desk. It makes me hottt.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But only if its the fully revised and updated edition, like the one I picked up last month. The outdated versions without the 50 new entries will only get you a handjob.

I think the latest I have is 2005. I need to swing by the SAC bookstore and get an updated one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva Las Ugly Avatar seeing a black man in pain is better than seeing a white man in pain. i have a feeling some assistance will be needed for that statement, so look at your avatar.

[Trainwreck2100]

seeing a black man in pain is better than seeing a white man in pain. i have a feeling some assistance will be needed for that statement, so look at your avatar.


seeing a proud fool in pain is what i see. I'm not like you i don't look at black or white, unless sizing up a chick

[Melmart1]

seeing a black man in pain is better than seeing a white man in pain. i have a feeling some assistance will be needed for that statement, so look at your avatar.
All I see is a black man who looks like he fell asleep in the sun with some window blinds over his face.

[Melmart1]

I think the latest I have is 2005. I need to swing by the SAC bookstore and get an updated one.
That's hottt. You are on your way to tacoland.

[batman2883]

reason #6 why melmart is a whore

she loves monkey erotica

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not like you i don't look at black or whitesettle down mr. sharpton. i make fun of every race including mine. some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's hottt. You are on your way to tacoland.

We need to have our own ZipSpan-like thread about pickup lines for writers.

[batman2883]

tink a taco

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

tink a taco

Fuck yeah! Been going there since sophomore year.

[Melmart1]

We need to have our own ZipSpan-like thread about pickup lines for writers.
Is that a MontBlanc in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Melmart1]

tink a taco
Batman tinked ashbeeigh's taco and now his finger smells.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

All I see is a black man who looks like he fell asleep in the sun with some window blinds over his face.wow. i'm impressed. you must be a Rorschach fan. Actually that is a result of taking a picture of my tv screen. i forget want that interference is called. anyway.

[batman2883]

Batman tinked ashbeeigh's taco and now his finger smells.
i would never tink ashbitches taco yo

[1369]

That's hottt. You are on your way to tacoland.

There's a place
In San Anton
Where I can go
And not feel alone!

Tacoland
It's a panacea
Tacoland
They're always glad to see ya

You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland

When I feel
My world is lost
I go to Tacoland
And I get really tossed!

I wish my band would always pla-a-ay
Tacoland, I want to sta-a-ay

You'll understand
When you go
On
Down to Tacoland

There's a girl with dirty hair
She's got her dress up in the air
She tells a lot of jokes
Hell, she's got a lot to share

Tacoland
We ate a lot of figs
They passed around a bottle
And we took a lot of swigs

It's nature's plan
To go
On
Down to Tacoland

Tacoland
Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit in beautiful downtown
San Antonio, Tex

[batman2883]

not even with your metal aperatus melmart

[Viva Las Espuelas]

HAHAA, that was the exact one I was talking about too when I posted about the updated one. I have my copy right here on my desk. It makes me hottt.you're a writer?

[Melmart1]

Fuck yeah! Been going there since sophomore year.
I had breakfast with my mom at the one on Fredericksburg a few weeks back and there was a sign on there that said they sell beer now. Greasy Messican food and beer :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

settle down mr. sharpton. i make fun of every race including mine. some of my best friends are black, so no need to ASSume.


seeing a black man in pain is better than seeing a white man in pain. i have a feeling some assistance will be needed for that statement, so look at your avatar.

A synonym for "seeing" is "look" so you already admit to "lookng" at the difference, so shutup, and use words in their context or go to ASSgrammar school

[ashbeeigh]

i would never tink ashbitches taco yo

Sorry to hear that. I wouldn't do a cripple anyway.

[Melmart1]

you're a writer?
You're a genius.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/4084/untitledfn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sorry to hear that. I wouldn't do a cripple anyway.

http://www.sml-x.com/catalog/images/LARGE/damn.jpg

Ashbeeighed!

[ashbeeigh]

But I hope your surgery goes well batman.

[batman2883]

Melmart Writes Erotica Books For Barnes And Noble

[batman2883]

Im Not A Cripple Yo!!!

[ashbeeigh]

The clubs would lose a fine man if they didn't have you.

[T Park]

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Im Not A Cripple Yo!!!

I'm sorry. You're just under the weather. I'd rather fuck a healthy guy.

[Melmart1]

Melmart Writes Erotica Books For Barnes And Noble
Very true. And you have inspired me to write a new series about women who fall in love with cripples. Tell me what you think:

"She fondled the cold steel of his wheelchair as she set the brakes so he wouldn't roll away. What they were about to do required them to stay in one place. She exchanged a knowing glance with him as she straddled his gimpy legs and cried out 'Fuck me, you cripple! Fuck me now!'"

[Silver21_Black20]

Dammit bat, stop saying Yo! That is gaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[katyon6th]

I hate driving in the rain. Please, baby Jesus, don't make me drive in the rain. Make it stop.

[1369]

Blaze, shitcan the AP style guide and start reading The Guardian (http://sport.guardian.co.uk/cricket/overbyover/story/0,,2032827,00.html
), this is pure fucking poetry.


8th over: West Indies 30-1 Rana Naved, possibly the greatest cricketer who has ever lived and certainly outstanding value at 50-1 to be top wicket-taker, lures Chanderpaul into a drive and beats him outside off stump. He's still not bowling particularly well, though: for every jaffa there are five nothing deliveries. There's no real sense of who is on top at the moment; it's like getting drunk on wine. Unlike beer, when you know exactly how much self-loathing you should experience after each yard, you're never sure exactly where the land lies.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You're a genius.that explains it.

[Melmart1]

Cricket players are called cricketers? Sounds like an old man.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"lookng"?


just quit while you're ahead.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/4084/untitledfn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)nice

[Melmart1]

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/4084/untitledfn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Is that really a picture of Viva? Did JB go detective again and find out info?

[Melmart1]

?


just quit while you're ahead.
He doesn't get any head. Duh.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that really a picture of Viva? yes. it's in my profile or whatever. i've got nothing to hide. do you? ralphie

[ashbeeigh]

Is that really a picture of Viva? Did JB go detective again and find out info?

It was in his user profile. I really enjoyed the
"keeping whitey down" part.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He doesn't get any head. Duh.i thought pokemon lovers made all the ladies moist.

[AFBlue]

:clap Very good Quattro post. Congrats. :clap

Now the key is to keep posting and not give a crap that you said "I'm out."

What? Who the hell said "I'm Out"? I'm in this bitch for good...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It was in his user profile. I really enjoyed the
"keeping whitey down" part.i told you i put down every race out there.

[Melmart1]

yes. it's in my profile or whatever. i've got nothing to hide. do you? ralphie
My picture is a matter of Spurstalk record already. Nothing to hide.

[katyon6th]

Oh, this is fantastic.

[Melmart1]

What? Who the hell said "I'm Out"? I'm in this bitch for good...
You said that you were out, genius. Is living in the deep South rubbing off on you already?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My picture is a matter of Spurstalk record already. :wtf

[ashbeeigh]

i told you i put down every race out there.

:sleep

[Silver21_Black20]

Me so hungry!

[AFBlue]

You said that you were out, genius. Is living in the deep South rubbing off on you already?

Check again Mel. But yes, the Deep South is taking it's toll....get me the fuck outta here!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:sleep:jack

[Melmart1]

Check again Mel. But yes, the Deep South is taking it's toll....get me the fuck outta here!
THe drivers in and around Atlanta are fucking insane. Good luck to you, man.

[ShoogarBear]

So . . . . anything going on in here today?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Me so hungry!

Weird Al should remake "Me So Horny."

[ShoogarBear]

OMG . . . jman and Melmart went toe-to-toe!

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, I guess it was more like ass-to-mouth.

[Melmart1]

:wtf
Did I e-stutter or something? Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my keyboard?

[ShoogarBear]

OMG, ashbeeiigh PWNED batman!

[ashbeeigh]

OMG, ashbeeiigh PWNED batman!

ahh. with the double "i". :lol

[Richard Cranium]

damn

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

2 Live Crew is very underrated.

[AFBlue]

THe drivers in and around Atlanta are fucking insane. Good luck to you, man.

Good thing I don't work in Atlanta...the traffic is unbelievable. Worse than Austin, worse than Dallas....it sucks.

I live deeper in the deep south...

[Melmart1]

So . . . . anything going on in here today?
Let's see...
Jman and I had sex
We are compiling a list of reasons why I am a whore
ashbeeigh had a meltdown
JB gets pussy with his AP Stylebook
I am in the erotica writing business
Viva does not comprehend English

Someone chime in if I missed something...

[Kori Ellis]

I step away for a few minutes and Ashbeeigh owns Batman, Viva is owning Mel, and Phat Tony's IN.

Is Jman still dabbling in coke?

Step up your game, bitches.

What happening at the library Midge?

And Katy.. the rain stopped for you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let's see...
Jman and I had sex
We are compiling a list of reasons why I am a whore
ashbeeigh had a meltdown
JB gets pussy with his AP Stylebook
I am in the erotica writing business
Viva does not comprehend English

Someone chime in if I missed something...

Jman did some blow.

[AFBlue]

I step away for a few minutes and Ashbeeigh owns Batman, Viva is owning Mel, and Phat Tony's IN.

Is Jman still dabbling in coke?

Step up your game, bitches.

What happening at the library Midge?

And Katy.. the rain stopped for you.

Never gone Kori, never gone. Phat Tony looms...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

2 Live Crew is very underrated.

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2405208

[ashbeeigh]

jman may be doing some coke at the palladium with his father. Remember, he is "out."

[AFBlue]

Jman did some blow.

But sadly not off a chick's back during sex...

[Melmart1]

Jman is not at the movies. He is sitting in his car across the street from Kori's house. Snorting coke.

[Trainwreck2100]

But sadly not off a chick's back during sex...


it was your back during sex wasn't it?

[Kori Ellis]

I have some research questions.

Do you guys go to Fiesta?
What events do you attend?
What events are best for party people?
What events are best for familias?

Gracias.

[ShoogarBear]

Let's see...
Jman and I had sex90 seconds of your life you will never get back.


We are compiling a list of reasons why I am a whoreDoes somebody have an account at the Neuman Supercomputing Center?


ashbeeigh had a meltdown
A tuna meltdown, no doubt.


JB gets pussy with his AP Stylebook
How, by knocking chicks unconcious with it?


I am in the erotica writing business
Type something dirty for me, baby!


Viva does not comprehend English
Viva Illiteracy!

[ashbeeigh]

Jman is not at the movies. He is sitting in his car across the street from Kori's house. Snorting coke.

:lmao Kori, is this true?

[Richard Cranium]

You all report. We decide.

[Kori Ellis]

Jman is not at the movies. He is sitting in his car across the street from Kori's house. Snorting coke.

At least he's not rustling in my bushes as usual.

Note - I said bushes, not bush. So keep your jokes in your mind, Shoogar Bear.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did I e-stutter or something? Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my keyboard?that took me awhile. so where is it?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to be spending St. Patrick's Day in New Orleans at the NCAA Tournament.

[Melmart1]

I have some research questions.

Do you guys go to Fiesta?
What events do you attend?
What events are best for party people?
What events are best for familias?

Gracias.
1. Sometimes
2. NIOSA, Oyster Bake
3. See #2
4. King William Fair, NIOSA's clown alley before everyone is drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to be spending St. Patrick's Day in New Orleans at the NCAA Tournament.Shit, that deserves a

:smokin
-Horry

[Kori Ellis]

I'm going to be spending St. Patrick's Day in New Orleans at the NCAA Tournament.

http://www.londonproject.co.uk/uploads/green_beer.jpg

[AFBlue]

it was your back during sex wasn't it?

ahhh sad, rediculous fantasies Trainwreck...

[ShoogarBear]

At least he's not rustling in my bushes as usual.

Note - I said bushes, not bush. So keep your jokes in your mind, Shoogar Bear.Bush Rustlers

That sounds like the title of a movie by Broken Lizard.

[Melmart1]

that took me awhile. so where is it?
Do a search, bitch. I am not your picture fetcher.

[Trainwreck2100]

?


just quit while you're ahead.


Oh no, did my "I" not come out while I typed!!!!

For that 'm truly sorry good thing you're not a moron and can use smple context clues to fgure out the damn word, but completely forgot my argument of you callng me an ass for assumng you were a racst when n fact you assumed that was my ntent, and t wasn't

[ashbeeigh]

I have some research questions.

Do you guys go to Fiesta?
What events do you attend?
What events are best for party people?
What events are best for familias?

Gracias.


Fiesta:

Only when someone wants to. I was in the battle of Flowers Parade once, it's a hell of a walk. Anywhere is a good place to sit, don't bother with paying the big bucks to sit in the bleachers.

Events:
I haven't done a lot. I've always wanted to go to Oyster Bake.

Party:
Not too much. But I'm sure for the people that love crowds and over priced alcohol NIOSA is great fun.

Familias:
Kids love the parades. I remember seeing lots of kids at the battle of flowers parade. Isn't there a carnival too? I bet that's some fun too.

[ShoogarBear]

Jman did some blow.Who did he blow?

[Melmart1]

I'm going to be spending St. Patrick's Day in New Orleans at the NCAA Tournament.
You lucky bastage. That should be a lot of fun. I love New Orleans, though I have not been there since before Katrina.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have some research questions.

Do you guys go to Fiesta?
What events do you attend?
What events are best for party people?
What events are best for familias?

Gracias.in order

-Si
-the parades, san fernando, king williams, niosa and especially the tequila bar in there.
-niosa(the tequila bar) and oyster bake
-the parades, carnivals, king williams

[ashbeeigh]

Bush Rustlers

That sounds like the title of a movie by Broken Lizard.

It sounds like a Ron Jeremy film too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Who did he blow?

A crackwhore.

[Kori Ellis]

Do a search, bitch. I am not your picture fetcher.

Fetch This!

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

A crackwhore.Tranny?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tranny?

No, he's still a virgin.

[Melmart1]

Ah, there I am, in all my Morticia splendor!

[ShoogarBear]

Fetch This!

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpgKabuki Show!

[Melmart1]

Kabuki Show!
I knew you had another white joke, you bitch! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Kabuki Show!I bet I know what word is coming next . . .

[Melmart1]

When I look at that picture, I don't see White or Mexican. Some of my best friends are White. And Mexican.

[Kori Ellis]

Tranny?

JMan Blow Explanation (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1508007&postcount=395)

[ShoogarBear]

JMan Blow Explanation (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1508007&postcount=395)Yeah, I saw that.

I also saw where you said "he must have seen that in a movie". :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

What should I eat for lunch?

[Kori Ellis]

What should I eat for lunch?

Melmart.