Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Melmart1]

it was about a week or so ago, and it wasn't my avatar that i fixed. it was my screenname. does digruntled lion fan #4087943879374593495879349587989879869087956890876 9876 'cause the same grief i caused you?
No, he doesn't. Because his avatar isn't the ugliest fucking one on this website, and he takes a tax break on all his tithing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

because his avatar isn't the ugliest fucking one on this websiteDo you know the significance of that picture? If you did, you wouldn't be all pinche about it.

You know I thought about the whole tithing thing. I should claim it. I wouldn't get taxed for that money and I'll get what they took from me back. This doesn't throw off the 10% thing 'cause I always give based off my gross plus whatever else I give. I don't know why I thought claiming it would nullify the act of tithing. Oh well, I don't want to bring up that debate again. At least I can admit my mistakes. :toast

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

What?

[midgetonadonkey]

That picture has significance?

[Melmart1]

Che cazzo stai dicendo?

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh is gay.

:madrun that was uncalled for.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Exactly, Mel.

[Melmart1]

That picture has significance?
Don't be all pinche, Midge! Gatito will get all necio on you!

[katyon6th]

Cuuuute.

[ashbeeigh]

He didn't fix his avatar, he just went from ALL CAPS to initial caps only.

mmm. After I saw his name it all makes sense.

[Melmart1]

mmm. After I saw his name it all makes sense.
Which time after? I mean, you saw his name and it didn't make sense before, but NOW you see his name and it makes sense? Maybe because I pointed out the obvious difference?

What exactly didn't make sense the first time? Or are you just a bigger idiot than we already think?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup.

[katyon6th]

ashbeeigh, it looks like you're missing an eye. Your avatars always look unproportional or something, do you need help with resizing them?

[KEDA]

Or are you just a bigger idiot than we already think?


Not


Possible

[midgetonadonkey]

Why will ashbeeigh respond to my comment about her gayness and not answer the question I asked a couple of days back?

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh, it looks like you're missing an eye. Your avatars always look unproportional or something, do you need help with resizing them?

She has a lazy eye.

[KEDA]

Hello Katy


how are things?

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh, it looks like you're missing an eye. Your avatars always look unproportional or something, do you need help with resizing them?

It was the flash and I edited it so it would be off center because I was in the middle of the picture. I thought about trying to take a new picture this weekend, but I knew I'd be given hell if I put up a new one within days of putting up this one.

[ShoogarBear]

ashbeeigh, it looks like you're missing an eye. Are you saying her name is actually ashbeeiigh?

[Melmart1]

you will be given hell regardless. have you been paying attention at all?

[katyon6th]

It was the flash and I edited it so it would be off center because I was in the middle of the picture. I thought about trying to take a new picture this weekend, but I knew I'd be given hell if I put up a new one within days of putting up this one.

Who gives a fuck? If it's not about your avatar, you'll be getting hell for something, right? Take a new picture and show us all that you're not missing an eye.

[Melmart1]

Who gives a fuck? If it's not about your avatar, you'll be getting hell for something, right? Take a new picture and show us all that you're not missing an eye.
and keep posting ashbeeigh, and show us all you are missing a brain.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you saying her name is actually ashbeeiigh?

I think Katy would say I'm missing an "i" not an "eye" in that case.

[KEDA]

and keep posting, and show us all you are missing a brain.


please dont encourage her

[Melmart1]

Like she needs encouraging?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh. I couldn't tell, I'm using the audio version of ST.com.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why will ashbeeigh respond to everbody's comments but not answer the question I asked a couple of days back?

[ashbeeigh]

please dont encourage her

quit being a jerk.

[ShoogarBear]

ashbeeiigh, do you like cheesecake?

[Mixability]

maybe asbeeieiehghgh's eye got infected from all the piss splashing in it?

[Silver21_Black20]

I've missed KEDA in the Quattro.

[ashbeeigh]

maybe asbeeieiehghgh's eye got infected from all the piss splashing in it?


I explained the eye thing in Free Quattro (3). Do your reading.

[ShoogarBear]

I miss him every chance I get.

[Silver21_Black20]

ashbeeigh, do you like JT? I like to sing and dance while watching his videos.

[KEDA]

Oh. I couldn't tell, I'm using the audio version of ST.com.


I tried that once, but it was in Japanese, I think I got Blaze's version by accident.

then I got another one and it was all cuss words and drunken slurred speech, so I figured it was Midges.

so I just stuck with the text version.

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh's one good eye

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit Sandra. :madrun I don't sing and dance to Justin Timberlake.

[KEDA]

quit being a jerk.


I bring the asshole factor up like 120% when I post here!

[Kori Ellis]

Take this quiz, thanks.

http://sanantonio.about.com/library/Quiz/bl_spursintl_quiz.htm

[Melmart1]

KEDA is not hard enough to be an asshole.

[KEDA]

I explained the eye thing in Free Quattro (3). Do your reading.


Ashbeigh should also invest in the audio version of ST.com, she can only read the left side of the computer screen.

note to Midge, ask her question, but make sure it only appears on the left side of the computer screen, then you just might get your answer.

[FlyHigh07]

Yes, but I am.

[Melmart1]

Take this quiz, thanks.

http://sanantonio.about.com/library/Quiz/bl_spursintl_quiz.htm
Who the hell is Uros Slokar? Messed up my damn score!

[ShoogarBear]

Take this quiz, thanks.

http://sanantonio.about.com/library/Quiz/bl_spursintl_quiz.htm13/16

[Kori Ellis]

Who the hell is Uros Slokar? Messed up my damn score!

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/uros_slokar/index.html

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

5/16

[ShoogarBear]

Who the hell is Uros Slokar? Messed up my damn score!You actually knew Herrera was from Trinidad?

[Kori Ellis]

Ashbeigh should also invest in the audio version of ST.com, she can only read the left side of the computer screen.

note to Midge, ask her question, but make sure it only appears on the left side of the computer screen, then you just might get your answer.


WH
AT
'S

U
P

AS
HB
EE
IG
H?

[ShoogarBear]

I missed on Slokar and forgot about Walter Hermann, in addition to thinking Herrera was born in Venezuela.

[Melmart1]

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/uros_slokar/index.html
Hey, we finally found a Slovenian more useless than Beno! And he plays with Rasho--must really boost his confidence to know he is ony the third worst Slovenian in the NBA.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh,
have
you
ever
been
fingered?

[Melmart1]

You actually knew Herrera was from Trinidad?
I guessed :lol

[katyon6th]

I've missed KEDA in the Quattro.

And what the fuck about me?

KEDA comes after Katy.

[Kori Ellis]

And what the fuck about me?

KEDA comes after Katy.

Alphabetically and in my heart. :)

[KEDA]

WH
AT
'S

U
P

AS
HB
EE
IG
H?



BINGO!

[KEDA]

And what the fuck about me?

KEDA comes after Katy.


every day and twice on Sunday, baby!

[katyon6th]

Alphabetically and in my heart. :)

Exactly!

[midgetonadonkey]

I got fingered by a doctor once. It was very unpleasant.

[midgetonadonkey]

He wanted to feel my prostate for some reason. Funny thing is that I went in for a sore throat.

[1369]

KEDA comes after Katy.

I'm sure Meg is thrilled at this revelation.

[katyon6th]

every day and twice on Sunday, baby!

Exactly!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Che cazzo stai dicendo?6-20-2006 is what I'm talking about. you see the ABC logo in the back? anyway, that's why I use it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow. That is very significant.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashbeeigh, it looks like you're missing an eye. Your avatars always look unproportional or something, do you need help with resizing them?i think she just has a big head. :D

[ashbeeigh]

Take this quiz, thanks.

http://sanantonio.about.com/library/Quiz/bl_spursintl_quiz.htm

10 Right.

[KEDA]

I'm sure Meg is thrilled at this revelation.


what happens in the Quattro, stays in the Quattro

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think we're giving ashbeigh a complex about her avatar.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh>>>Viva Las Espuelas

That's pretty sad.

[FlyHigh07]

what happens in the Quattro, stays in the Quattro

NO!
:madrun

[Melmart1]

i think we're giving ashbeigh a complex about her avatar.
nobody asked for your fucking opinion. if it were possible to have an avatar complex, you would have taken your nasty-ass one down already.

[midgetonadonkey]

He can't take it down. It's significant.

[midgetonadonkey]

significant

[1369]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/Adragontattoo/Digi%20pics%20to%20be%20sorted/Random%20stuff/1424436131_doggystyle.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

I love that one.

[KEDA]

Ashbeigh has WAYYY to many pictures of herself, she goes through avatars like playing cards after a GTG at Kori's house!

[ashbeeigh]

NO!
:madrun

How would you know? You have like four posts in here, all of which, up until now have been ignored.

[KEDA]

NO!
:madrun


hey, go suck a cock, you know nothing about proper Quattro etiquette.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Thank you, ashbeeigh. I finally found someone with an avatar worse than my Dorothy's.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeigh has WAYYY to many pictures of herself, she goes through avatars like playing cards after a GTG at Kori's house!

I'm at home for spring break, my parents have christmas pictures on the computer. The other ones that I have have all been cropped from various parties this past semester.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nobody asked for your fucking opinion.likewise walmart.

[FlyHigh07]

hey, go suck a cock, you know nothing about proper Quattro etiquette.

Aight.

[Sophia Petrillo]

I'm at home for spring break, my parents have christmas pictures on the computer. The other ones that I have have all been cropped from various parties this past semester.
You sure do go to a lot of parties to have all those avatars. Are you sure you are not related to Blanche?

[midgetonadonkey]

likewise walmart.

Is that an attempt at an insult? Instead of Melmart you called her Walmart. God damn you are lame.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is ashbeeigh an easy lay like Blanche?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is that an attempt at an insult? Instead of Melmart you called her Walmart. God damn you are lame.
He reminds me of Stan.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Thank goodness my Dorothy got rid of that loser.

[KEDA]

various parties this past semester.


the sewing party on the 3rd floor

the knitting party in room 429

the patchwork party in the cafeteria when it was closed

serious partying going on at TLU!!!

[ashbeeigh]

midge can't hide his personality well behind his trolls.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Then she put me in Shady Pines. That bitch.

[Sophia Petrillo]

midge can't hide his personality well behind his trolls.
Shows how much you know, you cunt. I am not Midge. Back in Sicily, you would be fired as the village idiot.

[ashbeeigh]

the sewing party on the 3rd floor

the knitting party in room 429

the patchwork party in the cafeteria when it was closed

serious partying going on at TLU!!!

That's how we roll.

[KEDA]

we tried to fire her, but she works for free, and you cant beat free.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Instead of Melmart you called her Walmart.is that what I did? damn, you're good. now back to your A.D.D. posting onslaught.

[Sophia Petrillo]

When I turn my hearing-aid up to ten, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!

[Sophia Petrillo]

There is something I don't like about Viva Las Espuelas. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it.

[KEDA]

looks like VLE tries.


I give him a point for trying, but I give him a -1 for effort and ability, with still makes him a suckass.

why dont you sharpen your skills in the troll forum, the Quattro aint the minor leagues baby.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge can't hide his personality well behind his trolls.

That's not me dumbshit.

[Silver21_Black20]

Aw shit! Pranks at work kick ass.

[KEDA]

Aw shit! Pranks at work kick ass.


they peed in your orange juice this morning huh?

[Silver21_Black20]

No, a coworker pulled a prank on the office manager. We'll see tomorrow what happened.

[ashbeeigh]

Are we going to have a monsoon like storm tonight like we did last night?

[KEDA]

yeah, he will be in the unemployment line

[Silver21_Black20]

Nah...well, we'll see.

[Jekka]

My friend's house was struck by lightning last night in the monsoon.

[jman3000]

i have a bunch of trees near my window and every time it lightning flashes it fills my room with all these cool shadows... i forget how awesome it is to have the shades apart.

[NASpurs]

I was using the computer...yada yada... I nearly went blind yesterday. Good times had by all.

[Melmart1]

so... maybe ashbeeigh's computer is out tonight? could it be? maybe? we can post without ignorance tonight?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My new favorite photo:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/165/musicwc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[CuckingFunt]

so... maybe ashbeeigh's computer is out tonight? could it be? maybe? we can post without ignorance tonight?Shhhh! Don't say her name.

She's drawn to attention like a moth to the flame.

[Melmart1]

does this mean that if i don' t say ashbeeigh's name... I will say some one else's

[Melmart1]

have you ever seen the film "stranger than fiction?"

[CuckingFunt]

I want to, but they were out when I went to Blockbuster the other day. Looks good.

[CuckingFunt]

does this mean that if i don' t say ashbeeigh's name... I will say some one else'sDon't know.

But I'll be glad to make you moan my name. :eyebrows

[Slydragon]

http://www.oldspiceshaving.com/promotions.asp

I know I am a big time lurker and hardly post but thought this would fit in this thread.

[Slydragon]

http://www.magsforless.com/1free.cfm

these magazines are available for free:


* Latina
* Maxim
* Working Mother
* Shape
* Stuff
* Blender
* Seed Magazine
* Computer Shopper
* Muscle & Fitness
* Western Interiors
* Ebony
* Jane Magazine
* Travel & Leisure Golf
* Jet




2. Click on Show more details under your mag of choice. This example will be for Maxim.

3. Under Terms pick "Four Years - 48 issues Add $4.00"
Four Years is not the default so you have to select it. Ignore the price no matter how much as it will be free in the end.
Pick whether this is new or renewal

4. Add to Shopping Cart but do NOT hit checkout on next screen

5. Scroll all the way down on the shopping cart screen until you see the Discount Coupon box
6. Enter this code: 1free
7. Hit "Apply Discount". If you didn't add the magazine first this won't work.

8. Checkout. You can create an account or not. Shouldn't matter.
9. Fill out your address and billing address (even though the billing one won't be used)
10. Continue and you won't be asked for a credit card.
11. Submit

[Slydragon]

Free Vitamins at GNC
Print this coupon out:
http://gnc.promotionexpert.com/appre...r/success.html

Good for a 28 pack of vitamins

[Slydragon]

free wifi router

http://www.fon.com/en/promos/fonbucks

My friend got one before the Link was dead but now there is a new one up so hurry if you want one. He says he used it for his Nintendo Wii to connect online and download the games and then unplugs it after he is done with it.

[AFBlue]

I got through 30 pages of Free Quattro Razor and had to quit. That's un-fucking-believable....477 pages of random shit.

Is there a recap of significant things learned (i.e. Ashbeeigh's Lazy Eye), or should I just say screw it and start from here? Because there's no way I'm reading all that shit...

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck is spamming my beautiful thread?!?

[KEDA]

hey guys, Walmart is here!!! :rolleyes

[KEDA]

good morning Mel!

[Melmart1]

Howdy, KEDA. Yeah, walmart is lame. I bet he lol'd at his 'joke' though.

[Mixability]

have you ever seen the film "stranger than fiction?"

:tu

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I left the forum and finished watching it last night. Great flick! I can't believe a movie like that didn't do better at the box office. It made me want to bake cookies.

[Mixability]

Yeah, I left the forum and finished watching it last night. Great flick! I can't believe a movie like that didn't do better at the box office. It made me want to bake cookies.

Maggie Gylennhal? sure was hot in that movie.

[Melmart1]

Have you seen "secretary"? She is hot in that film. And anyone willing to fake masterbate on camera gets a :tu in my book. It's a little bit strange, that film but I highly enjoyed it.

[AFBlue]

Have you seen "secretary"? She is hot in that film. And anyone willing to fake masterbate on camera gets a :tu in my book. It's a little bit strange, that film but I highly enjoyed it.

not worthy of posting as of yet...

[AFBlue]

again....not worthy

[Melmart1]

You have a lot of improving to do, phat tony. And all new quattro posters were supposed to read the quattro from start to finish before they could post, per the rules of the old quattro, all 70,000+ posts. Alas, the old quattro is no more and this is a pussy thread in comparison.

[AFBlue]

still not worthy?

[Mixability]

Have you seen "secretary"? She is hot in that film. And anyone willing to fake masterbate on camera gets a :tu in my book. It's a little bit strange, that film but I highly enjoyed it.

i agree, but just something about her sleeve in this movie just did it for me.

[1369]

And anyone willing to fake masterbate on camera gets a :tu in my book.

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/havoc%20SPLASH.jpg

Approves

[AFBlue]

You have a lot of improving to do, phat tony. And all new quattro posters were supposed to read the quattro from start to finish before they could post, per the rules of the old quattro, all 70,000+ posts. Alas, the old quattro is no more and this is a pussy thread in comparison.

Well if that rule was established after the first 1,000 posts, I didn't get a chance to read it :lol

I can tell the quality has diminished though. Midge needs to go on another sleep-deprived posting spree about randomness. If I had to go back and read one (which would probably take hours), which would you suggest?

[AFBlue]

You have a lot of improving to do, phat tony.

Agreed...so edited.

[Melmart1]

I think the old "Oh, Shit!" threads, a few of them, are better than the new quattro threads. This was before that damn dictator, HAL started splitting them. Fuck you, HAL! :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Have you seen "secretary"? She is hot in that film. And anyone willing to fake masterbate on camera gets a :tu in my book. It's a little bit strange, that film but I highly enjoyed it.that first spanking scene is amazing. i can't decide which was better. her ass or the way spader was spanking her.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who the hell are all these new fuckers?

[AFBlue]

Who the hell are all these new fuckers?

Nice to meet you too SB....damn

[Melmart1]

Get used to it, PT. The ladies of the quattro regulate. If you don't like it, feel free to get the fuck out.

[katyon6th]

So, I'm wearing a set of bracelets that make all sorts of noise when I move, kind of like those annoying James Avery charm bracelets with a gazillion charms. Mine are annoying, too, but I like it.

[ashbeeigh]

Is there a recap of significant things learned (i.e. Ashbeeigh's Lazy Eye), or should I just say screw it and start from here? Because there's no way I'm reading all that shit...

There's more important things in quattro world than my lazy eye. None oof which are in the (1), (2), (3), or (4). You and Viva_Las_Espuelas may never know. I may never know.

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh don't know shit.

[Melmart1]

she sure does know piss, though.

[batman2883]

melmart is a whore

[jman3000]

a couple of nights ago a girl wanted me to go to her apartment and wait for her to get home. i went and started watching movies and and what not. i had to take a piss so i went to the restroom and what did i find? a small bag of cocaine. i put some on my lips to make sure it wasn't baking powder or something retarded like that... it made my lip go completely numb almost instantly. just because you don't have a gag reflex doesn't mean you can do cocaine and not tell me.

i left and havent answered her calls since.

[jman3000]

should have known something was up when she'd call at 5 am to see what i was doing.

[katyon6th]

You tasted her cocaine to make sure it wasn't baking powder?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

[batman2883]

kira is a puta

[batman2883]

and sandra better come say hi to me tonight damn it

[batman2883]

kira you furry biatch

[katyon6th]

You handicapped Mexican asshole, shut up.

[jman3000]

You tasted her cocaine to make sure it wasn't baking powder?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

didnt really taste it... just kinda put a bit on my lips.

[batman2883]

Kira Im Not Handicapped Yet, Tomorrow Is The Big Day

[batman2883]

Melmart Is Still A Whore

[Melmart1]

HAHAHA, jman was screwing a cokehead.

[Melmart1]

batman is still a Mexican. Not that we want to claim him or anything.

[batman2883]

batman is still a Mexican. Not that we want to claim him or anything.
YOU'RE A WHORE TIMES 2

[katyon6th]

Time and room number, batman.

I'll bring you a betta fish.

[batman2883]

Kira How Much Do You Charge?

[Kori Ellis]

Kira Im Not Handicapped Yet, Tomorrow Is The Big Day
Does this mean we can look forward to 200 Batman posts per day for the next month?

[batman2883]

Time and room number, batman.

I'll bring you a betta fish.
I DONT HAVE THE ROOM NUMBER YET...BUT THE TIME IM SUPPOSE TO BE THERE IS 8 AM .......ILL TEXT YOU THE ROOM NUMBER THOUGH STILL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER?

[batman2883]

Does this mean we can look forward to 200 Batman posts per day for the next month?
KORI IM AIMING AT MAKING THE FORUM EXPLODE CAUSE IM FIXING TO HIT 1 MILLION POST BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK

[batman2883]

Might As Well Just Make Me A Moderator

[Kori Ellis]

KORI IM AIMING AT MAKING THE FORUM EXPLODE CAUSE IM FIXING TO HIT 1 MILLION POST BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK

:lol

:pctoss

[batman2883]

:lol

:pctoss
MARK IT DOWN ITS GONNA HAPPEN

[katyon6th]

batman, I don't text. Just call or e-mail.

[batman2883]

Do You Guys Still Meet Up At The Games??? Cause Im Going Tonight

[Kori Ellis]

HAHAHA, jman was screwing a cokehead.

I don't know what's more surprising that she was a coke whore, or that jman was getting laid.

[batman2883]

batman, I don't text. Just call or e-mail.
ILL CALL THEN DO YOU HAVE THE SAME NUMBER?

[batman2883]

I don't know what's more surprising that she was a coke whore, or that jman was getting laid.
ID GO WITH THE LAID PART

[Melmart1]

So in other words, we will have an "Oh, Shit!" 127 by next Friday? HAL is going to be one busy fucker.

[Kori Ellis]

Do You Guys Still Meet Up At The Games??? Cause Im Going Tonight

We haven't met up much this year, but if you are going to be around the main lobby at the half, text me and I'll come see you.

[batman2883]

We haven't met up much this year, but if you are going to be around the main lobby at the half, text me and I'll come see you.
COOL SOUNDS GOOD

[Melmart1]

I wonder what its like getting laid by a cokehead. Did she go really fast and give you the ninjafuck?

[batman2883]

So in other words, we will have an "Oh, Shit!" 127 by next Friday? HAL is going to be one busy fucker.
IM GONNA START A THREAD CALLED...."MELMART IS A WHORE" AND IM GONNA LIST OVER 1 MILLION REASONS WHY SHE IS

[katyon6th]

Same number. Till death do us part.

[batman2883]

Same number. Till death do us part.
SAME HERE I LOVE MY NUMBER ITS THE BOMB DIGGITY!!

[Kori Ellis]

SAME HERE I LOVE MY NUMBER ITS THE BOMB DIGGITY!!

My number is the best. -4848 - how can you beat that?

[batman2883]

Reason Number 1 Why Melmart Is A Whore

Rim Job

[Melmart1]

IM GONNA START A THREAD CALLED...."MELMART IS A WHORE" AND IM GONNA LIST OVER 1 MILLION REASONS WHY SHE IS
I will be happy to contribute.

[batman2883]

My number is the best. -4848 - how can you beat that?
WITH AN 8444

[katyon6th]

My number is the best. -4848 - how can you beat that?

Easily ... 2360.

:spin

[batman2883]

I will be happy to contribute.
YAY THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE

[Melmart1]

Reason #2 why Melmart is a whore: She does girls, too.

[Kori Ellis]

Easily ... 2360.

:spin

Have you been playing any poker?

[batman2883]

Lol Lets Save It For The Thread Hold Up

[Kori Ellis]

Reason #2 why Melmart is a whore: She does girls, too.

Reason #3 why Melmart is a whore: She's white Mexican.

[batman2883]

Have you been playing any poker?
OOOO POKER SOUNDS GOOD ONCE I GET ON CRUTCHES I CAN GO PLAY ANYTIME ANYDAY

[batman2883]

Reason #3 why Melmart is a whore: She's white Mexican.
YUP THAT DEFINITLY MAKES HER EVEN MORE OF A WHORE

[Silver21_Black20]

didnt really taste it... just kinda put a bit on my lips.

Hahahahaha...who the hell does that?

[Melmart1]

Reason #3 why Melmart is a whore: She's white Mexican.
No, that would be a reason why I have six little white-looking kids by five baby daddies and another one in the oven.

[Kori Ellis]

OOOO POKER SOUNDS GOOD ONCE I GET ON CRUTCHES I CAN GO PLAY ANYTIME ANYDAY

I haven't played since we got back from Vegas :( The games I keep getting invited to have been conflicting with Spurs games, etc.

[batman2883]

No, that would be a reason why I have six little white-looking kids by five baby daddies and another one in the oven.
REASON #4^

[Kori Ellis]

Hahahahaha...who the hell does that?
I'm sure he saw it in a movie :lmao

[batman2883]

I haven't played since we got back from Vegas :( The games I keep getting invited to have been conflicting with Spurs games, etc.
LET ME KNOW WHEN AND IM DOWN!!!! IVE BEEN ON A ROLL LATELY

[Melmart1]

Reason #4 why Melmart is a whore: She buys condoms in bulk samplers from Adam and Eve.

[batman2883]

Reason #5

Jman Hit It

[batman2883]

Reason #4 why Melmart is a whore: She buys condoms in bulk samplers from Adam and Eve.
HA HA HA I GET THEIR CATALOG IN THE MAIL STILL HA HA HA HA

[katyon6th]

Have you been playing any poker?

Not so much. Why?

[Melmart1]

Reason #5

Jman Hit It
OK, I totally object to this one. I am not a cokehead, and I brush all my teeth, not just the front ones so I couldn't possibly have fucked jman.

[batman2883]

Reason #5

Jman Hit It
TWICE

[jman3000]

Hahahahaha...who the hell does that?

ummm... that's how you tell cocaine is cocaine. it's an anesthetic of sorts, so when you put a bit in on your lips... it should numb it. i could have snorted a line and seen if it kept me up for 48 hours... but i had to take a piss.

noob.

[Melmart1]

HA HA HA I GET THEIR CATALOG IN THE MAIL STILL HA HA HA HA
You only get that catalog in the mail if you previously ordered something. What did you order? A buttplug maybe?

[batman2883]

You only get that catalog in the mail if you previously ordered something. What did you order? A buttplug maybe?
NO IT JUST STARTED COMING IN THE MAIL ONE YEAR I WAS LIKE SCORE ....

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh don't know shit.

Thanks, Mel. I can always come to you when I need some encouragement.

[jman3000]

melmart fucks worse than a cokehead.

[Melmart1]

OK, if I fucked jman then I am gonna spill the beans about his sexual habits.

Jman likes anilingus.

[jman3000]

OK, I totally object to this one. I am not a cokehead, and I brush all my teeth, not just the front ones so I couldn't possibly have fucked jman.

lol took me a while to get the yellow teeth reference.. :lmao

2 different girls btw.

[Melmart1]

He has a suspicious sore near his scrotum.

[Melmart1]

He is also hung like a grape.

[Kori Ellis]

Not so much. Why?

Because I was thinking of having a poker GTG soon and wanted to invite you.

[Melmart1]

He wanted me to use a strap-on but I left it at my girlfriend's place.

[jman3000]

OK, if I fucked jman then I am gonna spill the beans about his sexual habits.

Jman likes anilingus.

the only new information here is that this proves you sucked on my asshole.

[Melmart1]

I wouldnt suck on your asshole if you paid me. You don't wipe right, I could smell that shit as soon as you took your boxers off.

[jman3000]

He is also hung like a grapefruit.

[jman3000]

front to back or was it back to front? i dont have time to remember such small details.

[Melmart1]

Hung like a grapefruit? Who the hell wants gigantic beans when the frank is more like a Lil' Smokie?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Reason # whatever

Melmart fucked Trainwreck.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.londonproject.co.uk/uploads/green_beer.jpg

[Melmart1]

Reason # whatever

Melmart fucked Trainwreck.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[jman3000]

Reason # whatever

Melmart fucked Trainwreck.

we double teamed her. twas fun.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

And Midget just got wood.

[Kori Ellis]

we double teamed him. twas fun.

[Melmart1]

Green beer is the only reason to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I need to remember to send a card to my Irish friend. What day is St Patty's? The 18th?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

we double teamed her. twas fun.

Who was where?

[Kori Ellis]

Green beer is the only reason to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I need to remember to send a card to my Irish friend. What day is St Patty's? The 18th?
17

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Green beer is the only reason to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I need to remember to send a card to my Irish friend. What day is St Patty's? The 18th?

Day before.

[Melmart1]

Jman likes shrimping. I bet ashbeeigh would let him get in on some of that action.

[Silver21_Black20]

ummm... that's how you tell cocaine is cocaine. it's an anesthetic of sorts, so when you put a bit in on your lips... it should numb it. i could have snorted a line and seen if it kept me up for 48 hours... but i had to take a piss.

noob.

Noob?

So you've done it before?

[Melmart1]

17
Thanks. All those years of Catholic school and Irish nuns made me put the date out of my mind.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jman likes shrimping. I bet ashbeeigh would let anybody get in on some of that action.

FTFY.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha everyone has had a run at melmart

[batman2883]

i hear katy was about to too

[Melmart1]

FTFY.
What the fuck does that mean? Are you typing in Chinese? Speak Ingrish, motherfucker.

[ashbeeigh]

Does the city still dye the river green? I have to go downtown for an interview later this week and getting trashed and seeing the river green would be lovely, after the interview of course.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks. All those years of Catholic school and Irish nuns made me put the date out of my mind.

So when do we get pics of you in a uniform and knee socks?

And a silver bikini underneath.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the fuck does that mean? Are you typing in Chinese? Speak Ingrish, motherfucker.

Fixed That For You.

[Kori Ellis]

What the fuck does that mean? Are you typing in Chinese? Speak Ingrish, motherfucker.

Fixed That For You.

It's the newest lame acronym.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does the city still dye the river green? I have to go downtown for an interview later this week and getting trashed and seeing the river green would be lovely, after the interview of course.

I'm sure you'll see the river when you spit after your interviewer finishes.

[Kori Ellis]

Does the city still dye the river green? I have to go downtown for an interview later this week and getting trashed and seeing the river green would be lovely, after the interview of course.

Yes, they do.

Here's more information :)

http://sanantonio.about.com/od/sanantoniofestivals/p/dyeingriver.htm

[Melmart1]

Fixed That For You.

It's the newest lame acronym.
No shit, they ARE lame. I hate that crap, trying to figure out what the hell people are trying to say. Do you know how long it took me to realize that atm means more than just 'ass to mouth'?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm sure you'll see the river when you spit after your interviewer finishes.

A simple yes or no would have been sufficent, JB.

[AFBlue]

Who the hell are all these new fuckers?

24yr old mostly white guy, originally from San Antonio, now living an hour or so south of Atlanta, who has watched the Spurs since I was young and been an avid fan for the past few years. And you are?

[ashbeeigh]

Yes, they do.

Here's more information :)

http://sanantonio.about.com/od/sanantoniofestivals/p/dyeingriver.htm

You think of everything :)

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh just wants to know so she can go dunk her dirty feet in the river and turn them green. She wants a change from yellow.

[jman3000]

Noob?

So you've done it before?

i've never done cocaine... if i had... i wouldnt have stopped talking to that psychohosebeast. apart from seeing it in movies :dramaquee i knew that if it was cocaine it would have a numbing effect. it did.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No shit, they ARE lame. I hate that crap, trying to figure out what the hell people are trying to say. Do you know how long it took me to realize that atm means more than just 'ass to mouth'?

I told you it had multiple meanings when you wanted me to go from ATM ATM.

[ashbeeigh]

24yr old mostly white guy, originally from San Antonio, now living an hour or so south of Atlanta, who has watched the Spurs since I was young and been an avid fan for the past few years. And you are?

That was a lovely introduction.

[Kori Ellis]

24yr old mostly white guy, originally from San Antonio, now living an hour or so south of Atlanta, who has watched the Spurs since I was young and been an avid fan for the past few years. And you are?

:lol @ Phat Tony trying to join the Quattro

I'll give you a Quattro quiz.

1. Where does Atlfan25 play baseball?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A simple yes or no would have been sufficent, JB.

Have you ever been fingered by Midge?