Free Quattro Razor (4)

[midgetonadonkey]

So jman, did you walk outside out of the house with white powder on your lips or did you lick it off?

I'm sure he always licks up any white substance that remains on his lips.

[jman3000]

Was it already broken up, or was it all clumpy like?

i didnt really examine it super closely... just kinda put my finger in there... if i had to guess i'd say it was already cut up.

[mardigan]

Yea, you cant mistake the taste of cocaine

[NASpurs]

i didnt really examine it super closely... just kinda put my finger in there... if i had to guess i'd say it was already cut up.Are you talking about the coke or her vagina?

[jman3000]

Are you talking about the coke or her vagina?
:lmao

[mardigan]

Are you talking about the coke or her vagina?
Damn, you almost gave him that one

[1369]

Now wait, you'll date an "amateur model" (read: stripper, ask Michael Irvin), but not one that does coke?

Just trying to get the standards straight in my head.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you talking about the coke or her vagina?

:lmao

[jman3000]

enough of my coke adventure... kori... seriously... let's play monopoly.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not a coke adventure. My friend went on a coke adventure. He was drinking and doing coke for 3 days straight. He blacked out and woke up in Colorado missing his wallet and his car. He had to beg his mom for money to get him back.

[jman3000]

as much of an ass as i've been to this girl (and i've been pretty dick about the whole situation) she still wants me to go over tonight... wtf?

[mardigan]

Dont do it, its a trap

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just won a free hummer h3

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that. Go for it. Pussy is pussy.

[jman3000]

i did leave a formerly 6 pack of beer there though... damned if i'll let that go to waste.

[NASpurs]

Dont do it, its a trapI agree.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just won a free hummer h3

Taxes for that will be at least 10 grand.

[mardigan]

I just won a free hummer h3

If thats true, sweet

[NASpurs]

How the hell did you win a hummer H3?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I clicked on the random "win a free hummer h3" button that keeps appearing randomly on spurstalk


btw i was just kidding

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you sure it was a Hummer H3 and not just a hummer?

[NASpurs]

At least the hummer won't cost you 10,000 in taxes.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the sam adams spring white ale has tiny peices of sediment floating around in the bottle


it tastes okay but i dont know if i like the idea of drinking sediment

[Kori Ellis]

I clicked on the random "win a free hummer h3" button that keeps appearing randomly on spurstalk




Where do you see it? TPark told me about it too. Someone most have something that is in their sig that's generating it.

[jman3000]

the sam adams spring white ale has tiny peices of sediment floating around in the bottle


it tastes okay but i dont know if i like the idea of drinking sediment
are you sure it isn't yeast?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Where do you see it? TPark told me about it too. Someone most have something that is in their sig that's generating it.


I see it in the upper right hand corner, to the immediate right of the spurstalk banner, but only randomly, and not on the club banner


then I just saw it to the right of the little dark area that contains a thread's post number, just above the body of the user's post

[Cant_Be_Faded]

are you sure it isn't yeast?



the bottle says its an "unfiltered wheat ale, with a fine sediment at the bottom"

i never actually saw it till i held it up to the light

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

as much of an ass as i've been to this girl (and i've been pretty dick about the whole situation) she still wants me to go over tonight... wtf?

She's probably going to kill you to prevent her secret from getting out.

Well, out more than it is on a popular internet forum.

[Kori Ellis]

I see it in the upper right hand corner, to the immediate right of the spurstalk banner, but only randomly, and not on the club banner


then I just saw it to the right of the little dark area that contains a thread's post number, just above the body of the user's post

Do you have the flash skin or in the Spurs forum (with the flying spam can) or the default one?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Do you have the flash skin or in the Spurs forum (with the flying spam can) or the default one?



the flash skin

[jman3000]

yeah... it's the yeast... you should drink it in a mug instead of the bottle... pour about 80% of it in the mug.. .then swirl the remaining 20% in the bottle before pouring the rest in the mug.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah... it's the yeast... you should drink it in a mug instead of the bottle... pour about 80% of it in the mug.. .then swirl the remaining 20% in the bottle before pouring the rest in the mug.



why's that?

[Kori Ellis]

the flash skin

Thanks, I'm going to try to figure out if someone has something in their sig generating it because it shouldn't be there.

I have never seen it though (but I don't use the flash skin).

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Kori has secretly sold out.

[Kori Ellis]

I think Kori has secretly sold out.

I wish.

[jman3000]

why's that?
i can't remember where i read it... but it is supposed to make it more uniform in taste... instead of the first half of your beer being yeast free and the second half being yeast...full.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did jman ever try Mississippi Mud?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

is that a sex move?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a beer. But that is a great name for a sex move.

[jman3000]

i havent had the opportunity... i'll probably get it the next party i go to... i have a backlog of undrunk beers sitting in the refrigerators of random friends.... i need to catch up first.

[Melmart1]

Where do you see it? TPark told me about it too. Someone most have something that is in their sig that's generating it.
I have only seen it in the Spurs forum, up at the top.

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't seen it.

[Kori Ellis]

I can't believe you've all seen it and haven't mentioned it. It must be some sort of adware/spyware or something someone must have in their sig or something. They are probably somehow making money off off us :flipoff

I wonder how the hell I'm going to find out where it's coming from.

Can someone please screen capture it or give me a link to the ad image or something next time you see it?

[CuckingFunt]

Dumbasses.

Your pr0n name is: Name of first pet + Name of first street where you lived.

Mine is Buff Marshall. :smokinI'm Miss America Chester.



And y'all are talking too damn much today!

[midgetonadonkey]

I run Spybot bi-weekly. I guess maybe that's why I've never seen it. Plus I hardly ever leave this thread so that might also be a reason.

[mardigan]

Its probably that asshole that keeps trying to sell ps3 for 300 bucks, fucking asshole

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have no idea of any problems, Kori, but let me switch and check my adblock.

[Kori Ellis]

Its probably that asshole that keeps trying to sell ps3 for 300 bucks, fucking asshole

Have you seen the Hummer Ad too?

[mardigan]

I have seen it once, but only once and it flashed and went away when I refreshed the page

[kingsfan]

I saw it yesterday but no sign of it today. I was on the work computer though when I saw it using IE if that makes a difference.

[Melmart1]

Its probably that asshole that keeps trying to sell ps3 for 300 bucks, fucking asshole
I just deleted a thread from him in the baseball forum. What a douche.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, I haven't seen it today.

[ShoogarBear]

How the fuck do you know what bra she was wearing at that GTG?jman has x-ray vision.

[mardigan]

I just deleted a thread from him in the baseball forum. What a douche.
He has one in the other sports as well. Never tries for the NFL forum though

[Kori Ellis]

Well it's not in the code of the forum, so someone must have something in their sig, I'm guessing.

I don't know how that's possible to generate something like that though.

I'll have to have Slomo research it when he wakes up.

[mardigan]

I just deleted a thread from him in the baseball forum. What a douche.

Thanks, I hate that shit, I dont know if you have seen it but also in the nba forum

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well it's not in the code of the forum, so someone must have something in their sig, I'm guessing.

I don't know how that's possible to generate something like that though.

I'll have to have Slomo research it when he wakes up.

I don't know if it helps, but I sent you my AdBlock results from the flash enabled site.

I sent it to your @woai.com address.

[Kori Ellis]

He has one in the other sports as well. Never tries for the NFL forum though

This Hummer thing doesn't have anything to do with that. But I deleted that thread.

[kingsfan]

I just deleted a thread from him in the baseball forum. What a douche.There's one in the Kings forum now.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't know if it helps, but I sent you my AdBlock results from the flash enabled site.

I sent it to your @woai.com address.

Thanks. There were no ads on your lists, just the regular forum images.

[Melmart1]

There's one in the Kings forum now.
Taken care of. I don't go in there often. This guy was pretty prolific today. And a wordy motherfucker too. I hate spammers.

[Kori Ellis]

Taken care of. I don't go in there often. This guy was pretty prolific today. And a wordy motherfucker too. I hate spammers.

It's a bot, not a person I think.

[Melmart1]

It's a bot, not a person I think.
Well then, I hate bots too! :lol

[Kori Ellis]

How the heck am I going to figure out where this Hummer 3 is coming from? I never even see it.

[Melmart1]

Maybe it was jsut yesterday. Could be over already.

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe it was jsut yesterday. Could be over already.

No, Cant Be Faded said he saw it tonight.

Stuff like this pisses me off. Especially if someone somehow embedded it in their sig or something and is making money.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never seen anything up there, Hummer or otherwise.

[AFBlue]

I won a Hummer tonight as well...not too shabby

[mardigan]

I've never seen anything up there, Hummer or otherwise.
By the way, your sig is fucking sweet, I love that video and song

[AFBlue]

whitney houston

Excellent point....for me!

Actually I've known some easy cokehead bitches. Some of them were pretty hot too...

If she's offering, I'd go for it dude. What's the worst that could happen?

<<whispering>> Wake up with no money in wallet and a bad rash on your balls...

[ashbeeigh]

I saw the Hummer thing too, but I figured it was something on the computer at home because I never saw it while I was at school. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[1369]

I have to fly out to Omaha in the morning and I don't feel like packing at the moment.

I fucking hate cold weather.

[NASpurs]

WTF is in Omaha anyway. I think I would hate flying there period.

[1369]

Well, I need to be in Council Bluffs Iowa, Omaha just happens to have the closest airport.

My company just bought another company that does a lot of dust mitigatioin work in coal fired power plants, and a few of the sites are fucked up and I need to go and see what we can do to unfuck them.

[ShoogarBear]

I have to fly out to Omaha in the morning and I don't feel like packing at the moment.

I fucking hate cold weather.I have to fly to New Orleans in the morning, where it's supposed to be 75 degrees.

Then I have to drink alcohol and watch NCAA basketball games all weekend.

:madrun

[mardigan]

WTF is in Omaha anyway. I think I would hate flying there period.
311

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, I need to be in Council Bluffs Iowa, Omaha just happens to have the closest airport.

My company just bought another company that does a lot of dust mitigatioin work in coal fired power plants, and a few of the sites are fucked up and I need to go and see what we can do to unfuck them.

Any chance you could pick up a couple of copies of the Dec. 27, 2006 edition of the Cedar Rapids Gazette for me, please?

[NASpurs]

311My friend loves 311. I could never get into their music if that's what you're talking about.

[mardigan]

My friend loves 311. I could never get into their music if that's what you're talking about.
Thats what Im talking about, thats where they are from

[1369]

Any chance you could pick up a couple of copies of the Dec. 27, 2006 edition of the Cedar Rapids Gazette for me, please?

Where's that in relation to Council Bluffs and where do I get it and they're yours.

[NASpurs]

Thats what Im talking about, thats where they are fromI never understood the reggae in their music if they're from Omaha.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Where's that in relation to Council Bluffs and where do I get it and they're yours.

NM. :lol Apparently, Cedar Rapids is about 250 miles from Council Bluffs.

[1369]

I have to fly to New Orleans in the morning, where it's supposed to be 75 degrees.

Then I have to drink alcohol and watch NCAA basketball games all weekend.

:madrun

And that's why I think you should be beat in the forehead with a tack hammer.

Repeatedly.

[mardigan]

I never understood the reggae in their music if they're from Omaha.
Me niether, bunch of funky white boys from the land on corn, but oh well, they put on a kick ass show where you have no choice but to get high thanks to the second hand smoke

[midgetonadonkey]

311 sucks.

[1369]

NM. :lol Apparently, Cedar Rapids is about 250 miles from Council Bluffs.

WTF do you need a copy of that rag for? Some local boy make good up there?

By the way, I think a high in the 40's sucks complete ass.

Fucking no tree wind swept plains.

Hated northern Oklahoma when I lived there and hated the winters in central Minnesota even worse.

[mardigan]

311 sucks.
Ok, I mean I like them, but alright

[NASpurs]

311 sucks.I agree.

Although I do like the Love Song which might be their gayest. Oops I said too much.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WTF do you need a copy of that rag for? Some local boy make good up there?

This local boy did three freelance stories for their paper and essentially dominated the front of the sports section.

[mardigan]

I agree.

Although I do like the Love Song which might be their gayest. Oops I said too much.
Who do you like then?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

311 sucks.f'n a right they do. highly overrated.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never understood the reggae in their music if they're from Omaha.The Police were based out of London. kinda sorta

[mardigan]

Damn, I didnt want to turn this into a talk shit about a band I like thing, I mostly listen to metal anyway, I was just saying their from Omaha

[ShoogarBear]

And that's why I think you should be beat in the forehead with a tack hammer.

Repeatedly.I won't be able to feel it if you get to me after tomorrow night.

[ShoogarBear]

This local boy did three freelance stories for their paper and essentially dominated the front of the sports section.And you never got copies?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I mostly listen to metal anywaynow that's what i like to hear. i was in a metal band here locally and i used to give our guitar player so much crap because he lovvvvvvvvvvvvved 311. we had so many crown royal induced arguments. good times.

[mardigan]

now that's what i like to hear. i was in a metal band here locally and i used to give our guitar player so much crap because he lovvvvvvvvvvvvved 311. we had so many crown royal induced arguments. good times.
I was in a local metal band as well, what band where you in?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was in a local metal band as well, what band where you in?deadrightthere up in Dallas. nothing big.

[NASpurs]

I don't like metal.

I like bands like Audioslave, Rage, Snow Patrol, Tool, etc.

[mardigan]

Sweet tits,I was in a San Antonio band called Red Betweed Lines, long live metal, ALaska is the best album I have heard in a long time, by Between the Buried and Me

[midgetonadonkey]

The Police were based out of London. kinda sorta

The Police aren't a reggae band. Neither are 311.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was in a local metal band called MurderDethFuK. I played the tambourine.

[mardigan]

I was in a local metal band called MurderDethFuK. I played the tambourine.
Thats a sweet name

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Police aren't a reggae band. Neither are 311.Dude, don't argue with me about The Police. They weren't a full fledged reggae band but they created the "white reggae". Regatta de Blanc. translation=white reggae. There's one main element that makes reggae, reggae. Can anybody guess what that is?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wasn't really in a metal band but if I was ever in one that would be the name. If I was in a ska band the name would be The Sticky Footprints.

[Melmart1]

I was in a local metal band, too. I played the cowbell.

[NASpurs]

Dude, don't argue with me about The Police. They weren't a full fledged reggae band but they created the "white reggae". Regatta de Blanc. translation=white reggae. There's one main element that makes reggae, reggae. Can anybody guess what that is?Weed?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sweet tits,I was in a San Antonio band called Red Betweed Lines, long live metal, ALaska is the best album I have heard in a long time, by Between the Buried and Mebetween the buried and me are cool. great musicians. sometimes they get a little too technical for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, don't argue with me about The Police. They weren't a full fledged reggae band but they created the "white reggae". Regatta de Blanc. translation=white reggae. There's one main element that makes reggae, reggae. Can anybody guess what that is?

There are many elements that make reggae music. Plus the Police didn't create white reggae. UB40 is the original white Reggae band and they played nothing but reggae music as opposed to The Police that played a wide array of musical styles.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was in a local metal band, too. I played the cowbell.of course. you alway have it on.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Weed?nope

[Melmart1]

of course. you alway have it on.
You love me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well what is it? I want to know what kind of knowledge of Reggae music you have.

[Melmart1]

Midge is a published music writer. Don't fuck with him.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn right.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There are many elements that make reggae music. Plus the Police didn't create white reggae. UB40 is the original white Reggae band and they played nothing but reggae music as opposed to The Police that played a wide array of musical styles.UB40? Come on now. I hope you didn't base you assumption on Red, Red Wine WHICH WAS A NEIL DIAMOND COVER!!!!!!!!. The Police started in 77. UB40 in 1980. If you knew what the MAIN element of reggae was you would realize how off your statement was. "UB40 is the original white Reggae" http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[1369]

UB40 is the original white Reggae band

The Clash disagree.

[midgetonadonkey]

UB40? Come on now. I hope you didn't base you assumption on Red, Red Wine WHICH WAS A NEIL DIAMOND COVER!!!!!!!!. T

No I'm not. I'm basing it on all the music they were producing since the late 70's. And just because they covered a Neil Diamond song doesn't make them less Reggae. Tony Tribe covered that same song in 1969 and it never made a dent in any music scene outside of Jamaica.

[mardigan]

Im out of this one, the only reggae I listen to is Taj Mahal

[midgetonadonkey]

The Clash disagree.

The Clash did do reggae covers in their career but didn't play Reggae exclusively. The reason I brought up UB40 is because that is all they play. They are a true Reggae band. The Clash played punk and rock tunes as well as Reggae covers.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Midge is a published music writer. Don't fuck with him.are you serious? then i would have fired him for saying that UB40 was the original white reggae band.

[Melmart1]

are you serious? then i would have fired him for saying that UB40 was the original white reggae band.
Yes, I am serious. How is it that you have such a hard time accepting that people in here are writers?

[1369]

Midge streams nonsensical nonsense while he skims Encyclopedia Britannica while passing his time at the library.

Don't pay him no mind.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No I'm not. I'm basing it on all the music they were producing since the late 70's. And just because they covered a Neil Diamond song doesn't make them less Reggae. Tony Tribe covered that same song in 1969 and it never made a dent in any music scene outside of Jamaica.Frankly, I had to wikipedia UB40 and the first stuff they put out was in 1980.

[midgetonadonkey]

They got together in the 1978 and played their first gig in 1979. That is the late 70's.

[Melmart1]

So a band doesn't exist until they put out a record? :lol

[1369]

The Clash did do reggae covers in their career but didn't play Reggae exclusively. The reason I brought up UB40 is because that is all they play. They are a true Reggae band. The Clash played punk and rock tunes as well as Reggae covers.

"I Got You Babe", "Light My Fire" and "Can't Help Faqlling In Love" are reggae tunes?

Lame conversions of pop music to a reggae style maybe.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes, I am serious. How is it that you have such a hard time accepting that people in here are writers?oh, it's not the accepting i'm having trouble with. first of all, back when I brought it up in our earlier spat, I said it because I normally have verbal spats with writers. The singer in my metal band was a writer. he was a loud mouthed know it all and I couldn't stand it. I still can't get over the fact what midge said about The Police. I'm in no ways offended, but.............

[Melmart1]

oh, it's not the accepting i'm having trouble with. first of all, back when I brought it up in our earlier spat, I said it because I normally have verbal spats with writers. The singer in my metal band was a writer. he was a loud mouthed know it all and I couldn't stand it. I still can't get over the fact what midge said about The Police. I'm in no ways offended, but.............
Yeah, people tend not to like others who remind them of themselves too much.

[midgetonadonkey]

"I Got You Babe", "Light My Fire" and "Can't Help Faqlling In Love" are reggae tunes?

Lame conversions of pop music to a reggae style maybe.

American pop singles have been remade my Reggae artists since the early 60's. A lot of the Rocksteady artists were highly influenced by early R&B artists. The Paragons made it big in Jamaica with their cover of "The Tide is High".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They got together in the 1978 and played their first gig in 1979. That is the late 70's.well i'm sure the general public didn't here them til they actually released something which was in 1980. for all i know the first gig could've been in a basement. Outlandos d'amour came out in 78

[midgetonadonkey]

well i'm sure the general public didn't here them til they actually released something which was in 1980. for all i know the first gig could've been in a basement. Outlandos d'amour came out in 78

But The Police didn't strictly play Reggae music.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

American pop singles have been remade my Reggae artists since the early 60's. A lot of the Rocksteady artists were highly influenced by early R&B artists. The Paragons made it big in Jamaica with their cover of "The Tide is High".that's great, but The Police incorporated the reggae element in about 90% of their songs using the main element of reggae.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But The Police didn't strictly play Reggae music.see post 1133

[NASpurs]

How about Steel Pulse?

[Marklar MM]

whores

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So a band doesn't exist until they put out a record? :lolthe general public doesn't know you 'til you put out a widely distributed product. back then. these days it's a different story.

[1369]

well i'm sure the general public didn't here them til they actually released something which was in 1980. for all i know the first gig could've been in a basement. Outlandos d'amour came out in 78

General Public=mid 80's

[ShoogarBear]

Who cares who the original white reggae band was?

Do I care who was the first black polka group?

[1369]

37?!?!?!?!

[midgetonadonkey]

that's great, but The Police incorporated the reggae element in about 90% of their songs using the main element of reggae.

What do you feel is the main element in Reggae?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do I care who was the first black polka group?

That would be Big Pete and the Watermelon Boys. They got together in 1938 in Mississippi.

[NASpurs]

I can't believe you know that if that's real.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What do you feel is the main element in Reggae?it's not what i feel it is, it's what makes reggae, reggae. it's very unclimatic, but if it didn't have this one element reggae would not be reggae. i think i'll keep y'all in suspense a bit more. i said i would be in bed by 10pm.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can't believe you know that if that's real.If it is real, i'm impressed. I might even respect you a bit more now. I just might be able to look past the ADD postings.

[midgetonadonkey]

Like I give a fuck about your respect.

[Melmart1]

Like anyone gives a fuck what he can or can't look past.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'll give you a hint. listen to reggae and start taking away different elements one by one. some you can do without, but one must be there to make it reggae. It would be normal Western, the region not the genre, music. Come on, Midge. You should know this. I feel the force is strong with you. Do or do not. There is no try.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Like I give a fuck about your respect.that makes two of us.

[Trainwreck2100]

I have to fly to New Orleans in the morning, where it's supposed to be 75 degrees.

Then I have to drink alcohol and watch NCAA basketball games all weekend.

:madrun


don't forget the titties

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Like anyone gives a fuck what he can or can't look past.moooooooooo

[Kori Ellis]

Does this look like the Music Forum to you?

:pctoss

[Melmart1]

moooooooooo
Yep. You want me.

[ShoogarBear]

You got my respect, midge, for even getting those guys to consider that your bullshit might be real.

[1369]

Does this look like the Music Forum to you?

:pctoss

There's a music forum?

[midgetonadonkey]

i'll give you a hint. listen to reggae and start taking away different elements one by one. some you can do without, but one must be there to make it reggae. It would be normal Western, the region not the genre, music. Come on, Midge. You should know this. I feel the force is strong with you. Do or do not. There is no try.

Which type of Reggae are you talking about? Ska, Rocksteady, Dub, Roots, Dancehall or Calypso?

[leemajors]

dub pretty much breaks down reggae to its basic elements. it's all built on the bass for the most part.

[Melmart1]

You got my respect, midge, for even getting those guys to consider that your bullshit might be real.
He convinced somebody a few weeks back that he wrote for Esquire Magazine. I would never try to bullshit Midge cus he is too much a bullshitter himself. He would see right through it.

[1369]

Which type of Reggae are you talking about? Ska, Rocksteady, Dub, Roots, Dancehall or Calypso?

Hmmmmmmm.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am an excellent bullshitter.

[1369]

I am an excellent bullshitter.

And others would say nyet.

Then they would say nonsensical libarry aide who can't get laid.

I don't know where they would get that from.

[midgetonadonkey]

And others would say nyet.

Then they would say nonsensical libarry aide who can't get laid.

I don't know where they would get that from.

I am a library assistant and I do get laid. Very often I might add. No bullshit.

[1369]

I am a library assistant and I do get laid. Very often I might add. No bullshit.

That creative writing class comes in handy, don't it?

[midgetonadonkey]

That creative writing class comes in handy, doesn't it?

Actually I took 3 creative writing classes and failed 2 of them because my professors said my work was vulgar and sophomoric. One of them also said I my imagery was so disturbing I may need therapy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I took it as a compliment. The only professor that gave me an A in creative writing is now on the sex offender database for child pornography. That is no bullshit.

[1369]

Actually I took 3 creative writing classes and failed 2 of them because my professors said my work was vulgar and sophomoric. One of them also said I my imagery was so disturbing I may need therapy.

Careful, you might hurt your rotator cuff patting yourself on your back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've had 3 surgeries on it because of my back patting. I've never learned my lesson.

[NASpurs]

I took it as a compliment. The only professor that gave me an A in creative writing is now on the sex offender database for child pornography. That is no bullshit.The guy has a good taste apparently. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

There's a music forum?

No.

I was just joking around.

[jman3000]

kori... can we reschedule the monopoly for manana?

[1369]

I've had 3 surgeries on it because of my back patting. I've never learned my lesson.

Rotator cuff and carpal tunnel aren't the same thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rotator cuff and carpal tunnel aren't the same thing.

Which one of those conditions is caused by frequent masturbation?

[Kori Ellis]

Which one of those conditions is caused by frequent masturbation?

Depends on if you just use your wrist, or you are big enough that you need to use your shoulder muscles.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shoulder muscles for sure. :smokin

[ObiwanGinobili]

carpal tunnel?

[ObiwanGinobili]

my sister had surgery for carpel tunnel just last month... she is only 19.

she was pissed because I wouldn't stop with the masturbation jokes.

I felt bad, so to make it up to her i bought her som flowers and a get well present.....


it was a vibrator.

[mardigan]

What a good sis

[midgetonadonkey]

TAMUCC made the top story on espn.com.

[NASpurs]

my sister had surgery for carpel tunnel just last month... she is only 19.

she was pissed because I wouldn't stop with the masturbation jokes.

I felt bad, so to make it up to her i bought her som flowers and a get well present.....


it was a vibrator.I would find it odd/weird if my sister bought my other sister a vibrator.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I would find it odd/weird if my sister bought my other sister a vibrator.


I would find it odd/weird if your sisters told you about it.




:lol damn she was so pissed. :lol I shoulda took pictures of her angry little face.

[NASpurs]

I would find it odd/weird if your sisters told you about it. You have a point. Some things as the big brother I don't want to know.

[CuckingFunt]

my sister had surgery for carpel tunnel just last month... she is only 19.

she was pissed because I wouldn't stop with the masturbation jokes.

Is... Is THAT why this numbness in my arm won't go away?

[jman3000]

**********

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking copy-cat bitch.

[jman3000]

**********

just wanted to test out the java script thing :bike:

[jman3000]

whaaa?

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate cops.

[CuckingFunt]

whaaa?You heard me.

[jman3000]

did you do the same thing or what?

[CuckingFunt]

I hate cops.The only thing I like about cops is that they've yet to give me a speeding ticket.

[CuckingFunt]

did you do the same thing or what?No.

[jman3000]

i'm at a loss here. copy-cat bitch is a strong chain of words that i dont take kindly to.

[jman3000]

sig? if that's the case... then yes... i am a copycatting son of a bitch.. kinda sorta.

[CuckingFunt]

i'm at a loss here. copy-cat bitch is a strong chain of words that i dont take kindly to.Then you shouldn't go around theiving other people's signature ideas.

:ihit

[jman3000]

:lol i thought i told you a looong time ago i was putting this on... why the outrage now?

if it's any consolation... ive had this on my HD for a while now.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol i thought i told you a looong time ago i was putting this on... why the outrage now?

if it's any consolation... ive had this on my HD for a while now.Couldn't possibly care less, actually. Just seemed that today was the day to have a meltdown in The Quattro.

[jman3000]

you fucking cunt... shut your mouth.

[jman3000]

i want to date a girl who appreciates my facial hair for what it is.

[jman3000]

magical... that's what.

[CuckingFunt]

you fucking cunt... shut your mouth.My mouth is shut.

[midgetonadonkey]

My girl wants me to grow more facial hair. She liked my beard but I shaved it. I now only have a goatee.

[jman3000]

My mouth is shut.
well then... ummmm... good then.

[midgetonadonkey]

I felt dirty with my beard.

[jman3000]

fuck.. messed up the spacing.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never dated a guy with a full beard.

My current boyfriend has a goatee so meticulously groomed that I had serious questions about his sexuality before we started dating.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mine is terribly groomed. It is off center and out of balance.

[CuckingFunt]

I threatened one day to sneak up and shave just enough off to give him one wonky side. He was not amused.

[jman3000]

This is about as full as my facial hair has ever gotten... i shaved it about 2 days after the picture was taken.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6748/downtown027kn4.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

You look like a pedophile.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should post a pic of your coke head girl.

[jman3000]

:lmao i've actually had that said about that picture before. fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao i've actually had that said about that picture before. fuck.The look on your face is as if you just got caught with pictures of naked boys. Combination of embarrassment at being caught, and pride in your extensive collection.

[jman3000]

that particular look is a mix of beer/it being 30 degrees outside/bad timing with the camera/and pride in my extensive collection.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some new magazine told me I could write for them on an unpaid intern basis until they got big enough to pay. I literally told them to fuck themselves.

[Jekka]

Some new magazine told me I could write for them on an unpaid intern basis until they got big enough to pay. I literally told them to fuck themselves.
Hopefully they don't pass that tidbit around to other magazines.

[midgetonadonkey]

I doubt it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Depending on how much work you'd put in, if you negotiate to hold all the rights to your work, it might be beneficial.

[midgetonadonkey]

But it's unpaid work. It seems like bullshit to work for nothing.

[Kori Ellis]

I doubt it.

Midge, if you really want to get a job writing, there's tons of work writing for blogs or magazines.

Tell me what kind of stuff you want to write about (besides vulgarity) and I'll send you some links.

I sent Mel a link for a cool blogging job the other day, but she wasn't interested because her espanol sucks and they wanted a bilingual latina.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to write anything that will get me paid. I'm willing to tone my shit down and write decent stuff as long as there is money involved.

Right now all I care about getting is money and writing samples.

[thispego]

you should freelance, midge. send your shit to some publications that fit your genre

[midgetonadonkey]

you should freelance, midge. send your shit to some publications that fit your genre

I've sent some of my short stories to different publishers but none of them can handle my shit. I need to get some legit places that will give me some regular shit to right. If I have to send some of my original stuff to places, I won't get published. My creative stuff is way too odd for most places.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Kori, I wouldn't mind some of those links, either...

Thanks.

[thispego]

I've sent some of my short stories to different publishers but none of them can handle my shit. I need to get some legit places that will give me some regular shit to right. If I have to send some of my original stuff to places, I won't get published. My creative stuff is way too odd for most places.
then the best thing you can do now is give it to the place who wants your stuff for free WITH a contract the stipulates you get a fair share of any profits made from the magazine and that the stories are ALL yours. Maybe their publication will make it big and your contributions helped get them there. :greedy

PLUS - send your best stuff out to as many people as possible. someone will bite

[midgetonadonkey]

The only problem with that is that it is an Indie music magazine. If it was some sort of creative writing mag then I would send it regardless of pay, but with music articles I gotta keep it straight. Wait. Do I?

[Kori Ellis]

you should freelance, midge. send your shit to some publications that fit your genre

That's what I'm talking about, freelancing.

I'll find you some places to apply Midge. You obviously are good at creative writing and know a lot about music, what else do you know about?

[Kori Ellis]

Kori, I wouldn't mind some of those links, either...

Thanks.

Sports or other stuff?

[Kori Ellis]

Kori, I wouldn't mind some of those links, either...

Thanks.

http://minorleaguenews.com/contactus/freelance.html

Apply to write minor league baseball columns for them.

I got paid about 20 cents a word for articles I wrote for them in the past.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's what I'm talking about, freelancing.

I'll find you some places to apply Midge. You obviously are good at creative writing and know a lot about music, what else do you know about?

I can know about anything. I'm good at research so I can pretty much learn about anything that I need to know about. I will PM you a link to the article I just had published so you can know I can write serious shit.

[Kori Ellis]

Midge -

http://www.tinhouse.com/mag_home.htm

Click on submissions. They are taking creative writing/short story submissions for their summer issue. They pay, at minimum, $200 per article.

I'll find you a bunch of other links manana. I'm going to sleep now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks Kori. I owe you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks, Kori.

[AFBlue]

I have to fly out to Omaha in the morning and I don't feel like packing at the moment.

I fucking hate cold weather.

I'm flying out to Texas baby! I'll be in-state until Sunday visiting the wife's family. I'm just happy to get back for a bit...fucking Georgia. Unfortunately, I won't make it down to San Antonio, just to Podunk (where she's from) outside of Ft. Worth...but hey, It's Texas!

[AFBlue]

Yes, I am serious. How is it that you have such a hard time accepting that people in here are writers?

I wrote for the "Racoon Reader", my Elementary School Paper. We had some really intriguing articles about post-1948 Communist China....and whether or not the Lunch Lady was, in fact, a lady.

[Melmart1]

I have been telling Midge for ages he needs to freelance. I helped him get started but I think Kori will give him the kick in the ass he needs. Good job, Kori! :tu It would be nice if one day he could freelance f/t and quit his day job, since he seems to hate it so much.

Speaking of writing, I have to finish my column that is due today. I need like five more high-paying markets to list with it. The high-paying pickens have been slim the last two weeks. Damn cheap editors.

[ShoogarBear]

midge, here are some links for you

www.justinrules!.com

www.cheesecakerecipes.gay

www.whitereggae.yawn

[JoeChalupa]

Sorry for butting in but thanks for posting those links. I write a lot, mostly for myself but have often thought about submitting stuff to editors just to see what happens. Although I'm not too good at rejection.

I'll leave you all now to your quattro.

Oh, and go for it Midge.

[leemajors]

I'm flying out to Texas baby! I'll be in-state until Sunday visiting the wife's family. I'm just happy to get back for a bit...fucking Georgia. Unfortunately, I won't make it down to San Antonio, just to Podunk (where she's from) outside of Ft. Worth...but hey, It's Texas!

at least you can go to joe garcia's!

[Kori Ellis]

Blaze and Midget-


These are for all actual magazines looking for freelance submissions. They pay anywhere from $50-$1000+ per article. Some pay per word, some pay flat rate. You have to read all the guidelines yourself. I included everything from creative writing to news to humor to sports to politics.

Like I said, they are all magazines. Later, I'll give you a list where to look if you want to be a blog or online writer.


http://www.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/writerguide.htm

http://www.funnytimes.com/submissions.php

http://www.smithsonianmagazine.com/contact-us/submit-article-form.php

http://tcj.com/1_frontdesk/guidelines.html

http://www.pw.org/mag/guidelines.htm

http://www.texasmonthly.com/admin/writeguide.php

http://www.rd.com/articleproposal.do?lid=97

http://www.one-story.com/index.php?page=guidelines

http://www.newyorker.com/contact/contactus

http://www.threepennyreview.com/submissions.html

http://www.storytellermagazine.com/guidelines.htm

http://www.consumereconomist.com/view.php?pagename=Editorial%20Guidelines&PHPSESSID=3a3c1783e414eaff42b5468e90509a0e

http://www.texashighways.com/contactus/submissionguidelines.php

http://www.wfs.org/writguid.htm

http://www.worldpolicy.org/journal/writers.html

This is particularly for Blaze - the pay looks good - 20 cents a word:

http://www.juniorbaseball.com/moreinfo/writersguidelines.shtml

[Kori Ellis]

Sign up for the newsletter called "Morning Coffee" that's on this page.
http://www.freelancewriting.com/content/browse-newsletters-129-1.html

They will send you a list of good freelance jobs each week.

[JoeChalupa]

Thanks Kori!!

[Kori Ellis]

Thanks Kori!!

Sure, Joe! I didn't realize you were interested until I read back.

Also, if you anyone wants to write about sex:

Columnist wanted for sex-themed site (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/wrg/293488966.html).

[Melmart1]

There was a job listed a few days ago where you had to re-write products descritpions of sex toys. Alas, by the time I applied the position had already been filled. I would have been perfect for that job, too!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There was a job listed a few days ago where you had to re-write products descritpions of sex toys. Alas, by the time I applied the position had already been filled. I would have been perfect for that job, too!mooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Melmart1]

mooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yep. You want me.

[AFBlue]

at least you can go to joe garcia's!

Pues, I've never heard of that place before. I will have to go for sure. I'm gonna be tearing up some Mexican restaurants during my trip....as well as my digestive system, which kicked my ass for 3 days solid after the last visit to God's country.

[Kori Ellis]

Yep. You want me.

You two haven't hooked up yet?

[Kori Ellis]

Some online writing/blogging jobs:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/wrg/293703037.html

http://www.jobvertise.com/job?jobid=5307135&referer=indeed

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/wri/274279076.html

http://jobs.gawker.com/job/c30386995f402b84af7fbbfa960afb53/?d=1&source_job_group_id=13329

http://jobs.gawker.com/job/e918a8ded0aa063659ce3653771d6396/?d=1&source_job_group_id=13329

For bi-lingual female:
http://jobs.gawker.com/job/0c8c86e7bc0ba1034a6c1a8633b6070c/?d=1

[Melmart1]

You two haven't hooked up yet?
He's racist, he doesn't like hueritas. He has color issues. Amongst others.

[Silver21_Black20]

Alas, I have caught up.

Post whores!