Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Melmart1]

I bet I know what word is coming next . . .
Nah, I had to reach for my sunglasses though.

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart
The other white meat.

[1369]

I bet I know what word is coming next . . .

http://www.varmouries.com/tributemarilyn/shania/ajack.jpg

B-U-K-K-A-K-E!

[ashbeeigh]

Melmart.

:td she doesn't like me.

[Melmart1]

Melmart.
And there went my lunch. Thanks, Kori!

[katyon6th]

You look Hungarian, Melmart.

[Melmart1]

The other white meat.
You know what's sad? My nephew is on Spring Break and wanted to go to the beach, so I was gonna drive down to Corpus today and come back tomorrow. But it's raining. My one chance to get some sun and look like a Mexican, ruined by Mother Nature. :pctoss

[Richard Cranium]

Impossible

[Melmart1]

You look Hungarian, Melmart.
Is that good or bad? :lol I have no idea what a Hungarian looks like.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.varmouries.com/tributemarilyn/shania/ajack.jpg

B-U-K-K-A-K-E!You even beat midge to it. You should be proud.

I was at a meeting once where a guy was trying to make a joke about something and said "bukkake" instead of "kabuki". He immediately turned red and corrected himself, and it was funny watching a few people around the room trying not to laugh.

[Melmart1]

Viva asked for a pic and has been awfully quiet since. My beauty must have stunned him into silence.

[1369]

Viva asked for a pic and has been awfully quiet since. My beauty must have stunned him into silence.

He's in his bunk.

[Mixability]

fuck i leave for a bit and shit goes crazy. so jman's dirty tooth girl is snow white?

[Melmart1]

fuck i leave for a bit and shit goes crazy. so jman's dirty tooth girl is snow white?
Yeah, it's been busy. Must be a full moon tonight. And they dirty tooth girl is not the same as the cokehead, apparently.

[ShoogarBear]

Viva asked for a pic and has been awfully quiet since. My beauty must have stunned him into silence.Maybe he has his hands full.

[Fillmoe]

post pictures of the cokehead j man.......

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fetch This!

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpghttp://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/melggg.jpgdamn you are white.

[Melmart1]

Maybe he has his hands full.
Good thing it wasn't a bravatar.

[1369]

Maybe he has his hands full.

Or then again, maybe not.

[Melmart1]

damn you are white.
Duh. Perhaps this is why I crack so many White Mexican jokes? Follow along, please.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

When I look at that picture, I don't see White or Mexican. Some of my best friends are White. And Mexican.bitch

[Melmart1]

bitch
That's WHITE bitch to you.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck fuck fuck. I can't get articles for my frog paper and home because we have shitty scholarly journals at TLU. :madrun :flipoff :bang

[Fillmoe]

stop letting clowns do your makeup please

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Duh. Perhaps this is why I crack so many White Mexican jokes? Follow along, please.i read that, but seeing is believing. you kinda have a jennifer tilly likeness. do you have the cans to back it up?

[Mixability]

Yeah, it's been busy. Must be a full moon tonight. And they dirty tooth girl is not the same as the cokehead, apparently.

The weather must keep everyone indoors, well, except crackheads, who go to the movies in a monsoon.

[Melmart1]

fuck fuck fuck. I can't get articles for my frog paper and home because we have shitty scholarly journals at TLU. :madrun :flipoff :bang
A University with shitty scholarly journals? Is that an oxymoron, or do morons just attend school there?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's WHITE bitch to you.duely noted.

[ashbeeigh]

stop letting clowns do your makeup please

stfu

[1369]

i read that, but seeing is believing. you kinda have a jennifer tilly likeness. do you have the cans to back it up?

Bravatar forum

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva asked for a pic and has been awfully quiet since. My beauty must have stunned him into silence.no. i just had to go rinse out my eyes and mouth with lye.

[Fillmoe]

stfu


i dont remember mentioning your name slut........ you are INTREDING again!

[Melmart1]

i read that, but seeing is believing. you kinda have a jennifer tilly likeness. do you have the cans to back it up?
I don't got to back up shit. You are the one who said it, not me.

[ashbeeigh]

A University with shitty scholarly journals? Is that an oxymoron, or do morons just attend school there?

It was either go to a small school where professors actually pay attention to you or go to a school where I park 10 ten miles away and have a library with good journals. I picked the former.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Bravatar forumKori?

[1369]

no. i just had to go rinse out my mouth with lye.

You should get a Mac then, they don't get viruses.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/seknoll/lick.jpg

[Melmart1]

Kori?
What a lazy bitch. You sure you're Mexican?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't got to back up shit. You are the one who said it, not me.how can i prove how big your cans are?

[Melmart1]

no. i just had to go rinse out my eyes and mouth with lye.
Yup, you love me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What a lazy bitch. You sure you're Mexican?all mexicans are lazy. dont you remember the song
MEXICAN AMERICANS.............................GET UP IN THE MORNING ........................'CAUSE THEY HAVE TO,......................... BUT THEY DO IT REAL SLOW

[Kori Ellis]

Kori?

No sorry, there's no bravatar forum.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/seknoll/lick.jpgnice

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No sorry, there's no bravatar forum.i was hoping you could do a search, again, for me.

[Kori Ellis]

i was hoping you could do a search, again, for me.

I have Mel's bravatar picture on my harddrive (actually several of them).

But it'll cost you :greedy

[Melmart1]

all mexicans are lazy. dont you remember the song
MEXICAN AMERICANS.............................GET UP IN THE MORNING ........................'CAUSE THEY HAVE TO,......................... BUT THEY DO IT REAL SLOW
Yes, Cheech. I have heard the song. It was on radio station ASOL.. asshole!

[Melmart1]

I have Mel's bravatar picture on my harddrive (actually several of them).

But it'll cost you :greedy
Kori's pimping out my hooters for money!

Gotdamnit, why didn't I think of that first? :pctoss

[AFBlue]

I have Mel's bravatar picture on my harddrive (actually several of them).

But it'll cost you :greedy

In Vbookie cash? Because from the looks of it...you're hurting.

[Kori Ellis]

My WOAI email is getting a bunch of French spam today. :wtf

Somehow, it's probably Tony Parker's fault.

[AFBlue]

Kori's pimping out my hooters for money!

Gotdamnit, why didn't I think of that first? :pctoss

You sure you didn't already? You kinda remind me of this chick Ginger that I used to "know"...

On that subject...what would your stripper name be?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have Mel's bravatar picture on my harddrive (actually several of them).

But it'll cost you :greedyare they worth it?

[ashbeeigh]

My WOAI email is getting a bunch of French spam today. :wtf

Somehow, it's probably Tony Parker's fault.

Tell Tony to quit e-mailing you.

[Kori Ellis]

are they worth it?

I'm sure she'll post them for you for free.

She's pretty easy.

[AFBlue]

are they worth it?

Dude you can download free tatas on the internet. Why are you jonesing for Mel's so hard?

[ashbeeigh]

Dude you can download free tatas on the internet. Why are you jonesing for Mel's so hard?

He has a thing for attention whores, apperantly.

[Melmart1]

Dude you can download free tatas on the internet. Why are you jonesing for Mel's so hard?
Because he loves me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She's pretty easy.so i've read

[AFBlue]

I'm sure she'll post them for you for free.

She's pretty easy.


Would that be reason #7 or #8 for why she's a whore? I've lost count...

[Melmart1]

I'm sure she'll post them for you for free.

She's pretty easy.
Only for the ladies, Kori. Only for the ladies.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dude you can download free tatas on the internet. Why are you jonesing for Mel's so hard?i'm just seeing if she'll go along with it. i'm not going all johngateswhitely on her

[Melmart1]

You sure you didn't already? You kinda remind me of this chick Ginger that I used to "know"...

On that subject...what would your stripper name be?
You know, I think there is a website where you put your name in and it gives you your stripper name. And gangster name, and other stuff. They've been posted here nad there were some real doozies.

[Melmart1]

I just bought this computer in January. The bravatars are on my laptop, I think. So you are shit out of luck.

[Richard Cranium]

do it

[AFBlue]

You know, I think there is a website where you put your name in and it gives you your stripper name. And gangster name, and other stuff. They've been posted here nad there were some real doozies.

I know about the "porn star rule" that has you take your middle name as first and the street you grew up on as your last...but not a stripper name.

[ashbeeigh]

You know, I think there is a website where you put your name in and it gives you your stripper name. And gangster name, and other stuff. They've been posted here nad there were some real doozies.

It's the same one as "How rare is your personality."

[Melmart1]

I know about the "porn star rule" that has you take your middle name as first and the street you grew up on as your last...but not a stripper name.
Then my porn name would be Ann Magnolia.

[AFBlue]

You know, I think there is a website where you put your name in and it gives you your stripper name. And gangster name, and other stuff. They've been posted here nad there were some real doozies.

For the gangster name do they just add "izzle" to the end or what...

Phat Tizzle
P-Tizzle

Naw...just call me Tizzle

[Melmart1]

It's the same one as "How rare is your personality."
Will you go find that and post the link?

/Viva Las Lazy

[AFBlue]

Then my porn name would be Ann Magnolia.

Anthony Rockriver...not so much

Tony Rock...a little better

Tony "I let it flow" Rivers? Specialize in peeing on feet?

[ashbeeigh]

Sorry, Viva, I'm doing other things right now. I'm too busy to find the link.

[Melmart1]

Sorry, Viva, I'm doing other things right now. I'm too busy to find the link.
Another customer? Be sure to use protection!

[Kori Ellis]

Holy crap, it's hailing like crazy.

[ShoogarBear]

Dumbasses.

Your pr0n name is: Name of first pet + Name of first street where you lived.

Mine is Buff Marshall. :smokin

[Melmart1]

My power blinked out. My front yard is a big pool. I would go check the backyard but my roommate's dogs would probably ambush me.

[ashbeeigh]

Holy crap, it's hailing like crazy.

We must have just barely missed it. It's thundering and lightening like a mother fucker. The dig is underneath me right now scared shitless.

[ashbeeigh]

let me specify. Underneath the chair.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know about the "porn star rule" that has you take your middle name as first and the street you grew up on as your last...but not a stripper name.i thought it was the name of your first pet instead of your middle name.

[Kori Ellis]

Dumbasses.

Your pr0n name is: Name of first pet + Name of first street where you lived.

Mine is Buff Marshall. :smokin

Sami 23rd Avenue :)

Girls, take this quiz for your stripper name ..

http://www.quizilla.com/users/timelessangel1130/quizzes/%20What's%20your%20stripper%20name%3F%20(female)/

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Will you go find that and post the link?

/Viva Las Lazywasn't this in quattro (3)?

[Melmart1]

Dumbasses.

Your pr0n name is: Name of first pet + Name of first street where you lived.

Mine is Buff Marshall. :smokin
Shoogs sure does know his porn.

My porn name is Wobbles Leal. Greeeeat! Shoogs is gonna get a lot of mileage on that one. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Wobbles :rollin

This year we need to do bravatar animated gifs :oink

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, there's an exotic dancer one on the blogspot site. Probably not as good though. I got "Viper" as mine on that one.

http://www.blogthings.com/exoticdancernamegenerator/

[ShoogarBear]

What the hell kind of animal do you name Wobbles?

[ShoogarBear]

Sami 23rd Avenue :)
Actually that would just be Sami 23rd. Or Sami 23.

Which might work in this day and age.

[Melmart1]

What the hell kind of animal do you name Wobbles?
The rut of the liter who wobbled instead of walked. She literally wobbled for the first three months of her life.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the hell kind of animal do you name Wobbles?a three legged chihuahua with really big balls. now i'd like to see someone photoshop that.

[Melmart1]

Sami 23rd Avenue :)

Girls, take this quiz for your stripper name ..

http://www.quizilla.com/users/timelessangel1130/quizzes/%20What's%20your%20stripper%20name%3F%20(female)/
My stripper name:

Prima Donna-- you rule the show! In short you're the head whore!

:lol Reason #17374 why Melmart is a whore!

[Kori Ellis]

Gangsta name generator:

http://gangstaname.com/

It also has pirate name, mafia name, etc.

[AFBlue]

i thought it was the name of your first pet instead of your middle name.

Too each his own. Mine would then be Cody instead of Tony...so for me I guess it doesn't make that much of a difference.

I suppose if you have a 13 inch dick, or if you like 13 inch dick, it doesn't matter what your damn name is...

[Melmart1]

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/exoticdancernamegenerator/dancer.jpg

Zenith

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/exoticdancernamegenerator/

[ashbeeigh]

My stripper name:

Prima Donna-- you rule the show! In short you're the head whore!

:lol Reason #17374 why Melmart is a whore!

When I took it I got the same results. So I don't know. That may make Reason #17374 null and void.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I suppose if you have a 13 inch dick, or if you like 13 inch dick, it doesn't matter what your damn name is...true dat

[AFBlue]

What the hell kind of animal do you name Wobbles?

:lol My thoughts exactly...

[Melmart1]

Gangsta name generator:

http://gangstaname.com/

It also has pirate name, mafia name, etc.
I now dub your ass:

Rump-thumpin Ho Slappa

[ShoogarBear]

I saw one once that was called an "Italian name generator". If you were a guy, no matter what you put in, your name was Tony or Paulie. If you were a girl, it was always Marie.

It was based off of GoodFellas.

[AFBlue]

Gangsta name generator:

http://gangstaname.com/

It also has pirate name, mafia name, etc.

Damn computer nazis... :pctoss

I'll try this when I get home

[AFBlue]

I saw one once that was called an "Italian name generator". If you were a guy, no matter what you put in, your name was Tony or Paulie. If you were a girl, it was always Marie.

It was based off of GoodFellas.

Fuggedaboudit

[ashbeeigh]

I saw one once that was called an "Italian name generator". If you were a guy, no matter what you put in, your name was Tony or Paulie. If you were a girl, it was always Marie.

It was based off of GoodFellas.

That same website I posted has a 1920s, Spanish, Japanese, weirdo name, etc. name generator. There's pretty crazy. It wouldn't surprise me if there was an ITalian name generator.

[Melmart1]

Gotdamnit! I installed Office 2007 and the new Word keeps spacing my damned paragraphs too far apart, and I can't find how to change it in the new menus :pctoss

[Melmart1]

Sorry, it's not a menu, it's a "ribbon" :rolleyes

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.blogthings.com/italiannamegenerator/

Your Italian Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/italiannamegenerator/girl.jpg

Quorra De Luca

What's Your Italian Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/italiannamegenerator/

[ShoogarBear]

Gotdamnit! I installed Office 2007 All sympathy is lost at this point.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

[Melmart1]

All sympathy is lost at this point.
Hey, it was free, my computer only came with a 90 day trial of 2003 so I had to do something. I didn't want to keep using my laptop for work.

[Kori Ellis]

Your Irish Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/irish-name.gif

Jacinta Brennan

What's your Irish Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/

[Kori Ellis]

Your Japanese Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/japanesenamegenerator/girl.jpg

Suma Kobayashi

What's your Japanese Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/japanesenamegenerator/

[Kori Ellis]

Your Pimp Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/girl.jpg

Sweetness Dynamite

What's Your Pimp Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/

[Kori Ellis]

Okay, I'm bored with it now - there's 100's of them.

[ashbeeigh]

Your Italian Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/italiannamegenerator/girl.jpg

Luciana Costa

What's Your Italian Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/italiannamegenerator/

[AFBlue]

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

El Presidente

[Viva Las Espuelas]

kori, you're ADDin'. i'm not speaking mathematically.

[Melmart1]

If I had a penis, its name apparently would be Bavarian Beefstick.

[AFBlue]

Your Irish Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/irish-name.gif

Jacinta Brennan

What's your Irish Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/

Never met an irish woman named Jacinta in my entire life....

Then again, I don't think I've ever met an Irish woman....just alot of girls that said they were Irish before getting shitfaced and showing me their "Irish" boobies

[ashbeeigh]

Okay, I'm bored with it now - there's 100's of them.

I like the quizzes more than the name generators. Ther's so many of them it's crazy.

[Kori Ellis]

Never met an irish woman named Jacinta in my entire life....



Have you ever met anyone named Jacinta?

[sa_butta]

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/GODZILLA

[sa_butta]

Your Pimp Name Is...

http://images.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/girl.jpg

Sweetness Dynamite

What's Your Pimp Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/WHITE CHOCOLATE SLICK.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If I had a penis, its name apparently would be Bavarian Beefstick.not albino cheeseloaf?

[sa_butta]

http://images.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/irish-name.gif
Buagh O'Brien

[Melmart1]

not albino cheeseloaf?
Why, you want to touch my penis?

[AFBlue]

Have you ever met anyone named Jacinta?

Actually I have...and believe me she wasn't Irish. Unlike an Irish person, she had little use for sunscreen lotion.

[AFBlue]

WHITE CHOCOLATE SLICK.

And yet you're neither "white" or "chocolate"...

[Melmart1]

Did somebody say white?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why, you want to touch my penis?uh, no.

[Kori Ellis]

Actually I have...and believe me she wasn't Irish. Unlike an Irish person, she had little use for sunscreen lotion.

I have never known anyone named Jacinta, but I had a roommate in college named Jacinda. And she was a white girl, blonde, blue eyes.

[sa_butta]

And yet you're neither "white" or "chocolate"...contrary to prior belief I am indeed white, and only chocolate from the waist down....:clap

[AFBlue]

I have never known anyone named Jacinta, but I had a roommate in college named Jacinda. And she was a white girl, blonde, blue eyes.

The girl I knew was dark chocolate, with blonde extensions, and grey-colored contacts...

[AFBlue]

contrary to prior belief I am indeed white, and only chocolate from the waist down....:clap

Pues...ju don't look the white from la foto

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, butta looks all hoodrat.

[AFBlue]

contrary to prior belief I am indeed white, and only chocolate from the waist down....:clap

What?!? You have a miscolored penis and legs? Birth defect?

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, butta looks all hoodrat.

I bet he was one of the hoodrats that beat up midge.

Oh wait, he couldn't be. the hodorats that beat up midge were were chicks.

[sa_butta]

What?!? You have a miscolored penis and legs? Birth defect?:lol
Id rather not share.

[sa_butta]

Yeah, butta looks all hoodrat.Im a married man, those days are over. I do look very young for my age though.

[AFBlue]

Im a married man, those days are over. I do look very young for my age though.

You look very hispanic for your age...

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm out!

Bitches!!

[sa_butta]

You look very hispanic for your age...I have heard that before as well.

[AFBlue]

I'm out!

Bitches!!

You'll come back...they always do

[Kori Ellis]

Yogi
http://www.spurstalk.com/deucea2007.jpg

Deuce
http://www.spurstalk.com/deuce2007.jpg

Yogi
http://www.spurstalk.com/yogi2007.jpg

[jman3000]

when i was in line for 300 ... there were these teenagers to the left of me talking about warcraft... and people to the right of me talking about what a slut one of their friends were. i wanted to begin talking about my coke head experience... but my dad might not have liked that too much.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

when i was in line for 300 ... there were these teenagers to the left of me talking about warcraft... and people to the right of me talking about what a slut one of their friends were. i wanted to begin talking about my coke head experience... but my dad might not have liked that too much.

You should have started talking about sluts playing Warcraft.

[jman3000]

i want to hook up with a tweaker now... if you are one... please PM me.

[ashbeeigh]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/Avatars/hpim1142a.jpg

or

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/Avatars/hpim1117.jpg

or neither they all suck?

Because y'all seem to have problems with them all.

[katyon6th]

You look very hispanic for your age...

In person he doesn't look Hispanic, he looks nice and white.

[katyon6th]

Oh my hell. Why the fuck are you smiling like that?

[Melmart1]

Can't you smile like a normal person? Do you always have to look like someone forced your mouth open?

[NASpurs]

Can't you smile like a normal person? Do you always have to look like someone forced your mouth open?:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Can't you smile like a normal person? Do you always have to look like someone forced your mouth open?

If I explained it you all would say "I don't care."

It's the only way it doesn't look lopsided.

[jman3000]

i might have been the only one to notice this... or maybe i'm just perverted like that... but ashbeeigh wore the same bra to that game 5 gtg last year as she had in her bravatar.

i'm just really attentive to details like that.

[ashbeeigh]

or maybe i'm just perverted like that...

[NASpurs]

So jman is checking out ashbeeigh's bra?

I think the crackwhore is going to be jealous

[Jekka]

If I explained it you all would say "I don't care."

It's the only way it doesn't look lopsided.
Here's an idea - maybe it's better to look a little lopsided than like a serial killer.

[katyon6th]

How the fuck do you know what bra she was wearing at that GTG?

Nevermind, I don't wanna know.

[sa_butta]

In person he doesn't look Hispanic, he looks nice and white.Kind words for a person who made me lose my voice.:toast

[Melmart1]

If I explained it you all would say "I don't care."

It's the only way it doesn't look lopsided.
My smile is slightly crooked too, who cares? At least when I smile, it looks geniune, and not like the dentist just clamped your mouth open for an extraction.

[katyon6th]

Kind words for a person who made me lose my voice.:toast

You can't yell louder than me. It's just not possible.

[jman3000]

since when did this girl become a crack whore? crack is for the poor... this girl was a cocaine user... high class whore.

[ashbeeigh]

Here's an idea - maybe it's better to look a little lopsided than like a serial killer.

No, it's really not.

[jman3000]

and i have a crooked smile too... some people just have crooked ones... when i do a full smile it feels weird... so i stop.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and i have a crooked smile too... some people just have crooked ones... when i do a full smile it feels weird... so i stop.

I thought it was because your lips were numb.

[ashbeeigh]

My smile is slightly crooked too, who cares? At least when I smile, it looks geniune, and not like the dentist just clamped your mouth open for an extraction.

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.

[NASpurs]

I don't smile, I smirk. The smirk of the sarcastic.

[Jekka]

No, it's really not.
Lopsided and genuine is always better than symmetrical and frighteningly fake.

[ashbeeigh]

It's more then just a little crooked, it's not teeth it's not being a little off center, it's full on lack of muscle tension on one side that makes it look shitty.

[sa_butta]

You can't yell louder than me. It's just not possible.You are probably right, but I tried.

[Melmart1]

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.
I said LOOKS geniune, you moron. It may very well be geniune. How do I know you are not smiling cus you just got another backdoor pounding and you are giddy in the afterglow? I don't know if it's geniune, but I know it doesn't LOOK geniune.

[jman3000]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little bitch... i do not find this funny.

[Jekka]

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.
If you have adapted to this http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/Avatars/hpim1142a.jpg , doesn't your face hurt at the end of the day? It looks like you've got skyhooks holding your face in place.

[Kori Ellis]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little bitch... i do not find this funny.

I do.

[jman3000]

kori... can i come over and play monopoly with you?

[ashbeeigh]

If you have adapted to this doesn't your face hurt at the end of the day? It looks like you've got skyhooks holding your face in place.

It doesn't hurt as bad as it did when I was walking with a brace on one leg because of cerebral palsy.

[Melmart1]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little bitch... i do not find this funny.
This post is worthless without the pic.

[jman3000]

i call the car.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I do.

I concur.

[NASpurs]

I wonder what would have happened if he didn't run away. I think that seems more fruity.

[Melmart1]

Actually, all of Jman's posts are pretty worthless, but that one in particular is pretty worthless.

[Kori Ellis]

kori... can i come over and play monopoly with you?

No sir. I'm working and watching the Spurs game this evening. I didn't go to the game because of the rain.

And besides, I only have Scrabble, Yahtzee and Boggle.

[jman3000]

i'd post it if i trusted you fucktards... but i dont.

[jman3000]

No sir. I'm working and watching the Spurs game this evening. I didn't go to the game because of the rain.

And besides, I only have Scrabble, Yahtzee and Boggle.

i guess i'll just come by and give an ol peekaroo in the windows... for old times sake.

[NASpurs]

i'd post it if i trusted you fucktards... but i dont.Was it one of those big black dildos? Was that the reason it scared you?

[jman3000]

Was it one of those big black dildos? Was that the reason it scared you?

it scared me because she had said she had just used it earlier... i'm not a big fan of being assaulted by used sexual toys.

[Melmart1]

it scared me because she had said she had just used it earlier... i'm not a big fan of being assaulted by used sexual toys.
Maybe she washed it. Maybe she wanted to try it on you. Because she thinks you are fruity. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[NASpurs]

it scared me because she had said she had just used it earlier... i'm not a big fan of being assaulted by used sexual toys.So if it wasn't used, you wouldn't have ran?

[Melmart1]

So if it wasn't used, you wouldn't have ran?
see, he wanted it. he wanted to be ASSaulted with it.

[jman3000]

she was a rather large girl... i'd rather not sink that battleship anytime soon.

[Kori Ellis]

it scared me because she had said she had just used it earlier... i'm not a big fan of being assaulted by used sexual toys.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1121735&postcount=1

[jman3000]

:lol @ ASSaulted

[jman3000]

my favorite kori stori is the one she told me in the car ride back from mad dogs... about the girl in the restroom who didn't understand why her husband got all mad at her just because she was eating lunch with another guy who had his arm around her... stupid skanks.

[NASpurs]

Lots of girls are stupid like that nowadays.

[Kori Ellis]

So jman, where's the pic of the big girl chasing you with a large used dildo?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

In person he doesn't look Hispanic, he looks nice and white.......so nothing, but Wonder white bread for you? No whole wheat, or rye bread?

[jman3000]

kori.. .you are probably the only person i trust on here... i will send it to you... but i will be mad if you post it here.

[ashbeeigh]

okay lopsided smile lovers.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/Avatars/n79501096_30113059_370.jpg

or

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/Avatars/n7958185_32583267_6674.jpg

[NASpurs]

That's not fair. I wanna see it too! Post the link for five seconds and take it off.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How the fuck do you know what bra she was wearing at that GTG?

Nevermind, I don't wanna know. guys just do that.

[Kori Ellis]

kori.. .you are probably the only person i trust on here... i will send it to you... but i will be mad if you post it here.

It's not fair if I see it and no one else.

Post it and leave it up for 2 minutes and then take it down.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet jman ended up taking the dildo in the ass before the end of the night.

[NASpurs]

I wonder what midge would do if a big girl chased him with a dildo...

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder what midge would do if a big girl chased him with a dildo...

I'd tackle her and stick it in her ass and then her mouth.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It doesn't hurt as bad as it did when I was walking with a brace on one leg because of cerebral palsy.why do you give them ammo?

[jman3000]

It's not fair if I see it and no one else.

Post it and leave it up for 2 minutes and then take it down.

:lol i know people can just save it and post it later... i can't do that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking pussy. What's the big deal? You were being chased with a dildo. It will be good for a laugh.

[NASpurs]

When you were being "chased"... did you trip face down with your ass up in the air?

[midgetonadonkey]

We should have a Spurstalk Limbo contest. And then after that we should have a Twist off. We can make them a part of the First Annual Spurstalk Inner-Galactic Sockhop.

[Kori Ellis]

We should have a Spurstalk Limbo contest. And then after that we should have a Twist off. We can make them a part of the First Annual Spurstalk Inner-Galactic Sockhop.

We had a hoolahooping contest before. The finals were between LJ and Joe Chalupa's daughter. LJ came in second.

[midgetonadonkey]

LJ must have excellent hip moving skills.

[Kori Ellis]

LJ must have excellent hip moving skills.

He does :eyebrows

Let me see if I can find the video.













Not porn, but the hoolahooping.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do a mean Twist.

[AFBlue]

since when did this girl become a crack whore? crack is for the poor... this girl was a cocaine user... high class whore.

Ahh so you snorted coke off the back of a high-class coked out skinny bitch...much better than a crackwhore.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not porn, but the hoolahooping.

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Coke whores are a terrible lay. Their pussy gets all dry and their nose ends up bleeding all over the place. They give wicked head though.

[Melmart1]

Ahh so you snorted coke off the back of a high-class coked out skinny bitch...much better than a crackwhore.
If she were high class, she wouldn't be hanging out with jman.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:depressed

fag

[mardigan]

Coke whores are a terrible lay. Their pussy gets all dry and their nose ends up bleeding all over the place. They give wicked head though.
Except for the constant jawing

[AFBlue]

If she were high class, she wouldn't be hanging out with jman.

I was being fecitious...what "high-class" person do you know that is a cokehead? I know wealthy ones, but that doesn't make them "high-class"...it makes them fucking losers

[Kori Ellis]

:depressed

http://spurstalk.com/ljhoop.mov

[midgetonadonkey]

http://spurstalk.com/ljhoop.mov

That was hot.

[Kori Ellis]

That was hot.

How about Mouse walking on his hands.

http://spurstalk.com/Picture%20048.avi

[ashbeeigh]

I had no idea everyone had so much expereince with crack whores.

[jman3000]

I was being fecitious...what "high-class" person do you know that is a cokehead? I know wealthy ones, but that doesn't make them "high-class"...it makes them fucking losers

whitney houston

[NASpurs]

I had no idea everyone had so much expereince with crack whores.So?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure ashbeeigh has many crackwhore stories she isn't telling.

[jman3000]

i just checked my text messages... that skank texted me 11 times while i was seeing 300.... wtf?

this is my actual first experience dealing with a crazy broad.

[mardigan]

i just checked my text messages... that skank texted me 11 times while i was seeing 300.... wtf?

this is my actual first experience dealing with a crazy broad.

Are you her crack dealer?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's probably your first experience dealing with any broad.

[NASpurs]

i just checked my text messages... that skank texted me 11 times while i was seeing 300.... wtf?

this is my actual first experience dealing with a crazy broad.The crackwhore or the fat dildo-wielding chick?

[Kori Ellis]

i just checked my text messages... that skank texted me 11 times while i was seeing 300.... wtf?

this is my actual first experience dealing with a crazy broad.

So seriously, you saw/tasted the coke and you just left? Did you explain why or you just left?

[midgetonadonkey]

You should've taken the coke to a strip joint and you would've been knee deep in pussy.

[mardigan]

The crackwhore or the fat dildo wielding chick?
Thats fucked up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack whores can be fat......

[midgetonadonkey]

Literally knee deep in pussy. Stippers have huge holes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thats fucked up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack whores can be fat......

Believe me, they can be.

[NASpurs]

Thats fucked up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack whores can be fat......Maybe she enjoys jman's crack.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fat crackwhores have huge vaginas as well.

[mardigan]

Fat crackwhores have huge vaginas as well.

Goddammit you just made me spit Dr Pepper all over my computer

[Kori Ellis]

Fat crackwhores have huge vaginas as well.

I think skinny crack whores do as well.

Back in the day, I used to know a lot of girls who did porn and cocaine/crack all the time. They were all skinny, but their boyfriends said they were like the Grand Canyon.

So I guess whores are whores, fat or skinny.

[mardigan]

I think skinny crack whores do as well.

Back in the day, I used to know a lot of girls who did porn and cocaine/crack all the time. They were all skinny, but their boyfriends said they were like the Grand Canyon.

I didnt know that crack made vaginas react so harshly

[midgetonadonkey]

You hung out with crackhead porn chicks? That's badass.

[jman3000]

So seriously, you saw/tasted the coke and you just left? Did you explain why or you just left?

she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... fuck this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent :rolleyes if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appetite suppressant.

[Kori Ellis]

I didnt know that crack made vaginas react so harshly

I'm guessing it's moreso the whoring that goes along with the crack.

[NASpurs]

That shit is sick. I don't wanna hear the reasoning behind big vaginas and crack. :lol

[NASpurs]

she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... fuck this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent :rolleyes if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appetite suppressant.:lol @ laundry detergent

[Kori Ellis]

she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... fuck this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent :rolleyes if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appetite suppressant.

Well, how much powder was in the bag. Like if it was a few cups, I doubt it was coke - unless she's really rich.

[midgetonadonkey]

she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appetite suppressant.

So she's a stripper?

[jman3000]

dildo girl/cokebitch/yellow canine girl are all different people.

[mardigan]

I'm guessing it's moreso the whoring that goes along with the crack.

Hmm, that is probably a good deduction.

Why dont you tell that chick to just get some adderall, I wouldnt eat for days when I had to take that shit

[jman3000]

Well, how much powder was in the bag. Like if it was a few cups, I doubt it was coke - unless she's really rich.

umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's about $40 bucks worth. You could've taken it and sold it.

[mardigan]

umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.

Was it already broken up, or was it all clumpy like?

[midgetonadonkey]

If you cut it with some baking soda you could've made about $80.

[NASpurs]

So jman, did you walk outside out of the house with white powder on your lips or did you lick it off?

[midgetonadonkey]

Or you could've cooked it and made a couple of hundred.

[Kori Ellis]

umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.

Then I'm guessing it was coke. Why would she have a couple tablespoons of laundry soap in a bag in the bathroom?!

And laundry soap tastes like soap, so you are probably right.