Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Melmart1]

Damn, Southsider kids live good.
Well, most do. Midge's kids will probably have Olde E in the bottle.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, most do. Midge's kids will probably have Olde E in the bottle.'Cause midge wouldn't let them get to the breast milk!

[Mixability]

Make sure midge knows that Old E is not WIC approved.

[ShoogarBear]

Make sure midge knows that Old E is not WIC approved.Easy punchline here. What rhymes with WIC?

[TheTruth]

What is sleep apnea, and why is the doctor so worried about me?

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, most do. Midge's kids will probably have Olde E in the bottle.

Screw that. My kids aren't taking my Olde E. Let them buy their own shit if they want to drink.

[leemajors]

What is sleep apnea, and why is the doctor so worried about me?

cause you might not wake up one morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yesterday there were girls on campus protesting animal rights and they were topless. I missed it!! :pctoss

[TheTruth]

are you serious? not that I want to look at them, but just for me to know that you aren't kidding I will need to see pics.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yesterday there were girls on campus protesting animal rights and they were topless. I missed it!! :pctoss

You missed it cause you were with me, dammit!

[CuckingFunt]

Yesterday there were girls on campus protesting animal rights and they were topless. I missed it!! :pctossHow would toplessness get worked into an animal rights protest? Would their tatas usually be covered by dead and/or mistreated animals?

[mardigan]

What is sleep apnea, and why is the doctor so worried about me?
The same shit that killed Reggie White, your docs should be concerned

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't sleep apnea where you periodically stop breathing during sleep? It's treatable.

[mardigan]

http://www.sleepapnea.org/info/index.html

[ShoogarBear]

How would toplessness get worked into an animal rights protest?
Who gives a shit?

[ShoogarBear]

Sleep apnea is when you periodically stop breathing while you sleep, depriving your brain of oxygen and stressing your heart. Over years, it can lead to lots of bad things, including falling asleep during the day (like, while you're driving), bad headaches, heart disease, and high blood pressure.

Snoring and sleep apnea are closely related.

[angel_luv]

Truth- are you guys going to Dallas for the basketball game?

[angel_luv]

Never mind... saw the other thread... :(

[CuckingFunt]

How would toplessness get worked into an animal rights protest?
Who gives a shit?Good point. Question withdrawn.

[angel_luv]

My room mate is auditioning for America's Next Top Model tomorrow in Dallas. :)

I am going to Fiesta Texas which is totally as cool. :lol

[Melmart1]

I am cleaning my house tomorrow, because I have been sick all week and my roommates are slobs and didn't pick up the slack. Totally glam!

[Jekka]

I've been hardcore cleaning for the last couple days. It sucks ass, but at least I won't be embarrassed to have company over once it's finished.

[ashbeeigh]

I will be sleeping tomorrow and going to Boerne to feed the ducks on the river with my roommate. Yeah. That's right.



Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh


No. Not right now.

[Melmart1]

I've been hardcore cleaning for the last couple days. It sucks ass, but at least I won't be embarrassed to have company over once it's finished.
My nephews came over today, but they don't care if the place is a mess. In fact, they love to help me clean cus I have all kinds of nifty tools like a carpet flick, carpet foam, etc. Free labor!

Unfortunately today, they just ate dinner and left. Little bastards!

[Silver21_Black20]

I will sleep in then work a Rampage game. Yay? Uh...no!

[ORION]

so who is banging who ? I've missed some things

[Kori Ellis]

Midget and Silver20Black21 are dating.

[ORION]

Midget and Silver20Black21 are dating.
But they are COUSINS !!!

[Silver21_Black20]

But they are COUSINS !!!

2nd cousins don't count.

[ORION]

2nd cousins don't count.
true. keeping it in the family. so are the stories true ?

[DNS Error]

wow this thing is big..

erm, ive read from page 122 to here, and im lost.

two people are dating, i got out of it..

i googled quattro and i got a shaver..

for once that has failed me...google, I mean..

what gives?

[CuckingFunt]

what gives?
You just killed this thread worse than I do, that's what gives.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rejoice my fellow man for this is the day that the Lord hath made.

[midgetonadonkey]

I went 20 years into the future and found ashbeeigh. I snapped this picture.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hotboxsx6.jpg

[TheTruth]

oh my god. that is insanely disgusting.

[sa_butta]

I just lost my appetite.

[midgetonadonkey]

For some reason I'm now in the mood for fish tacos. I don't know why.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could Roll wit Kid N Play. But I can't. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I have two choices for lunch. Whataburger or McDonalds? Which should I choose?

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh yeah and Bill Miller's.

[midgetonadonkey]

And Church's.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ok so I have 4 choices.

[midgetonadonkey]

Subway. I forgot Subway.

[midgetonadonkey]

5 choices.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where do I eat?

[Trainwreck2100]

subway, footlong double meat tripple cheese meatball marinara

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus Christ man. That's a lot of food. I can barely finish a 6 inch sub.

[Silver21_Black20]

Subway or Whataburger.

[DNS Error]

You just killed this thread worse than I do, that's what gives.

In one post?

wow..

i must be very bad at this then

[midgetonadonkey]

:hungry:

Whataburger #1 it is. Possibly even chicken strips. I'll decide when I get there.

[mardigan]

:hungry:

Whataburger #1 it is. Possibly even chicken strips. I'll decide when I get there.
No sir, go get a Po Boy before its to late

[sa_butta]

No sir, go get a Po Boy before its to lateI had that last night, not bad but I got hungry again later.

[sa_butta]

TGIF has huge burgers, I ate there yesterday for lunch.

[Silver21_Black20]

TGIF has huge burgers, I ate there yesterday for lunch.

The Sizzling Chicken and Shrimp from there is really good too. And there Mojitos. :tu

[sa_butta]

The Sizzling Chicken and Shrimp from there is really good too. And there Mojitos. :tuI saw those my wife had the Burger I had the double stack Quesadillas. Plus I get half off there cause my company owns the place:p: .

[Kori Ellis]

GTG is tomorrow at MadDog's on the Riverwalk. Be there or be square.

[Pugglekicker_21]

I suppose Im square then.

[ShoogarBear]

Second cousins?

[sa_butta]

GTG is tomorrow at MadDog's on the Riverwalk. Be there or be square.I work tomorrow, does that make me square?

[midgetonadonkey]

Second cousins?

My mom and her dad are cousins.

[ashbeeigh]

My roommate and I just bought some toads from PetsMart. They are cute.

Maybe not as cute as midge and SB as a couple, but up there.

[midgetonadonkey]

My roommate and I just bought some toads from PetsMart. They are cute.

Maybe not as cute as midge and SB as a couple, but up there.

Are you and your roomate going to shove them up each other's vaginas?

[ashbeeigh]

Are you and your roomate going to shove them up each other's vaginas?

No. It's for her third grade science class.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You bought them in hopes of hallucinating after you licked them, didn't you?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh isn't cool enough to try that.

[ashbeeigh]

You bought them in hopes of hallucinating after you licked them, didn't you?

I didn't even think of that. Midgetoneadonkey is correct.

[angel_luv]

My room mate is auditioning for America's Next Top Model tomorrow in Dallas. :)

I am going to Fiesta Texas which is totally as cool. :lol


Except for the fact that it was freezing cold, I had a really good time.

I was such a kid- took a picture with every cartoon mascot I passed: Bugs Bunny, Speedy Gonzales, Road Runner and Coyote, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Scooby Doo and Shaggy... good times. :fro


Lookie: :spin
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2up4bxh

P.S.Word to the wise: the new Tony Hawk ride is not worth a long wait.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you get on the Rattler?

[midgetonadonkey]

quattro is dead to me.

It's dead to a lot of people.

[angel_luv]

Did you get on the Rattler?


Yes.... but it is lame now. The original one was best before they deluded it.

[angel_luv]

Oh and I got a picture with Batman and Robin too.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes.... but it is lame now. The original one was best before they deluded it.

Did they make it smaller? I thought it was still the biggest wooden coaster in the world.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh and I got a picture with Batman.

Did he walk with a limp?

[ShoogarBear]

Yes.... but it is lame now. The original one was best before they deluded it.What does it think it is now?

[angel_luv]

Did he walk with a limp?

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

The last time I rode the Rattler was in 1999. I was on 2 hits of acid. It was the scariest thing I've ever lived through. I almost started to cry.

[midgetonadonkey]

We were kicked out during the light show for screaming obscenities at the laser light show. That was after 3 hours of drinking Warsteiner in the german area. Nothing like an drunken acid trip at a family theme park.

[midgetonadonkey]

Acid is fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge misses acid.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge hasn't done acid since 2001.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cry? Timberlake? The evidence just keeps piling up.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I almost got into a fistfight with the singer from the band at the 50s era park.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cry? Timberlake? The evidence just keeps piling up.

Have you ever done acid? If you had you would completely understand why something like the Rattler would make one want to break down. I swore those were the last moments of my life.

[midgetonadonkey]

I almost got into a fistfight with the singer from the band at the 50s era park.

Was the band Cave Cat Sammy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Was the band Cave Cat Sammy?

I can't remember the name, but that wasn't it.

They still perform locally...I've seen them on band listings.

The Hubcaps? Sean Something?

[midgetonadonkey]

Cave Cat Sammy kick ass. They are a really good local Rockabilly band.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I want to say Sean Castillo and the Hubcaps, but I think I'm wrong on the guy's name.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That was the band!

http://www.seancastilloandthehubcaps.com/

[ashbeeigh]

I almost cried the first time I rode the Rattler, but it might have been because it was 1996, I was 12 and it still kicked ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I almost cried the first time I rode the Rattler, but it might have been because it was 1996, I was 12 and it still kicked ass.I don't think anyone cares.

[1369]

GTG is tomorrow at MadDog's on the Riverwalk. Be there or be square.

Terry (The manager and I think part owner) used to live a few houses down from me. Good guy and he'll do shots with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Terry (The manager and I think part owner) used to live a few houses down from me. Good guy and he'll do shots with you.

Will he give free shots if we mention the number 1369?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't know about 1369, but I'm headed out to see 1349 in a few minutes here.

[midgetonadonkey]

"Malt Liquor Tastes Better When You've Got Problems"

And I've been so busy trying
that I've only wound up living
weekend to weekend
getting by just simply "trying"
And I should be out looking for a job
but only wind up heading for a stiff drink
left with nothing else so I think
"it's time to stumble home"
So I say Hello to wasted hours
and I say bottoms up to better days
I've been so busy dying
that I've always wound up living
paycheck to paycheck
scraping by but hardly trying
what will it take to get me out of bed
when half the check goes to rent
the other half goes to debt
I should be out looking for another job
Instead I stumble home
Another day not trying
there's no one left to blame
it's just the routine and the repetition

[midgetonadonkey]

Great fucking song.

[DNS Error]

who sings it?


Cave Cat Sammy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Less than Jake

[midgetonadonkey]

Social Distortion is a very good band.

[Trainwreck2100]

Jesus Christ man. That's a lot of food. I can barely finish a 6 inch sub.

wuss

[midgetonadonkey]

I got the tunes in my pocket in an old ass walkman
Walking on the beach with a bottle of Black and Tan

[midgetonadonkey]

wuss

I don't eat a lot. Big deal. I can out drink you by 18 beers. That you can count on.

[Trainwreck2100]

Did they make it smaller? I thought it was still the biggest wooden coaster in the world.


It wasn't the biggest, it had the longest drop ever. And before they toned it down people, kept getting whiplash and bruised from it.

[Squid]

It wasn't the biggest, it had the longest drop ever. And before they toned it down people, kept getting whiplash and bruised from it.

That's what made it badass. I inked on many people in front of me on that ride.

[Squid]

I wouldn't mind fucking a fetus. The moisture from the placenta would feel nice. Plus it's probably really tight.


:lmao from Oh Shit!!! number 6

[Squid]

Hi Timvp. I can't wait to ink on your big hair. It's been a fantasy of mine for months.

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid is a crude bastard. Even I find offense to his posts.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rise+of+the+mushroom+kingdom&search=Search

midge should go watch this, all four parts, cause it's funny and he'd enjoy it

[timvp]

Nikkas can't see me

[timvp]

Damn I think timvp just revolutionized the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn I think timvp just revolutionized the Quattro.

Not really. The quote reply feature kind of gives it all away.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even highlighting the text gives it away.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nikkas can't see me,but nappy headed people can..

[midgetonadonkey]

,but nappy headed people can..

Everybody knows you love cock. No need to beg timvp for his.

[Trainwreck2100]

Everybody knows you love cock. No need to beg timvp for his.

Did you watch the videos?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Everybody knows you love cock. No need to beg timvp for his.settle down, reggae man. everyone knows you're a jackass. no need to beg for that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Where's that fucker, ManuMagic?

I know he's not coaching a playoff team.

[ashbeeigh]

Where's that fucker, ManuMagic?


He's afraid I'd run him off.

[1369]

Wait, I've been in the Yucatan and all the suddenly Whott and Timvp have a tryst?

You leave for a bit...

[angel_luv]

My room mate is auditioning for America's Next Top Model tomorrow in Dallas. :)



And she's still in the running... has a call back for tomorrow. :)


And if Sandra would have gone, I'd know two famous people. :pctoss

[angel_luv]

Boo!!!!! I lost everything… three pages worth of some writing I was working on. Microsoft explorer how I hate you! Apologize for the inconvenience my foot! :madrun
I am more mad at myself for not saving it, but that is not the present point.

And since I took the time to re write it all, I have now missed church so I'm a heathen to boot. :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

You were using MS Explorer to write something? I hope that's a typo.

If you were using MS Word, it might have autosaved for you.

[angel_luv]

I was using Microsoft Works Word Processor.
I got one of those " Error/ must close/ sorry" messages.

It wouldn't let me save my stuff before it shut down and didn't do it for me. :(
Of course everything is fine, now. :rolleyes

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64265

[angel_luv]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64265


:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Midget and Sandra are flakes.

[trueD]

Midget and Sandra are flakes.

:lol That was random. Anything else?

[Trainwreck2100]

That wasn't random, its a reminder to Midge

[Kori Ellis]

:lol That was random. Anything else?

Not really random at all. They didn't show up to the GTG today as they said they would.

[trueD]

Not really random at all. They didn't show up to the GTG today as they said they would.

Oh............wonder what they were doing? :lol

Hey, I read this thread.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh............wonder what they were doing? :lol

http://www.spectrumradio.net/images/click-2-listen-off.gif

http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2007/01/Justin-Timberlake-Poster-C10105354.jpeg

[trueD]

click here to listen

I'm afraid.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh............wonder what they were doing? :lol

Shopping for my nieces birthday gift.

Sorry Kori!

[Kori Ellis]

Shopping for my nieces birthday gift.

Sorry Kori!
Is that what Midget told you to say as an excuse?

He told me that you two were just busy making out.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is that what Midget told you to say as an excuse?

He told me that you two were just busy making out.

Well...he thinks he's a pimp so I'm sure he told you that. :lol

But really, my nieces birthday is tomorrow.

[batman2883]

shut up sandra

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck You, Mark!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A "Batman's Ligaments" troll would be great right about now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A "Batman's Ligaments" troll would be great right about now.

Zombie Batman's Ligaments.

[angel_luv]

I see you are in here Johnny Blaze...
Don't you have something to say in the Raptors thread? :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

Glad you are doing well, Mark.

[batman2883]

thanks sandra :)

[midgetonadonkey]

I gotta take a leak.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know what to eat for dinner.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should eat something though.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't know what to eat for dinner.

Sandra?

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a big lunch like 4 hours ago. I'm not really that hungry but I should start to think about it.

[Kori Ellis]

Sorry for the vulgarity level of my last post.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sandra?

I would but she's at work.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sorry for the vulgarity level of my last post.

I think Kori should be vulgar more often. It will help blow off some steam.

[midgetonadonkey]

Vulgarity is good for the soul.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it says that in the bible.

[Kori Ellis]

I think it says that in the bible.

Yeah I read it in Midget VI, Donky IX.

[ORION]

I think it says that in the bible.
I think you read it in Vogue

[midgetonadonkey]

I should rewrite the bible. I think the controversy created would get at least a few thousand copies sold.

[midgetonadonkey]

Steve Urkel just asked Ashley Banks to fuck. Not in those words but a little smoover.

[midgetonadonkey]

He asked if he can crack her hymen with his wang.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn that's smoove.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could spit lines like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to watch Fresh Prince more often.

[sa_butta]

Midge what is with the sudden interest in the 90's, do you really miss it that bad?

[sa_butta]

Kid n Play, Fresh Prince, Urkel, what gives?

[midgetonadonkey]

Well Urkel was guest starring on Fresh Prince. I've always had a strange obsession with Kid N Play.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like hell sometimes.

[sa_butta]

I think I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like hell sometimes.why would you want to quit? you are so close to one of these.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9odHL0MhaM

[midgetonadonkey]

My great grandma spoke with one of those. She sounded funny.

[sa_butta]

check out this before and after. LOL.
http://www.worldsfastestclown.com/cigad2b.html

[midgetonadonkey]

I burned my finger the other night trying to flip a tortilla. The blister just now popped.

[midgetonadonkey]

Good thing I have Spider Man Band Aids to protect me from infection.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there something wrong with a 28 year old dude wearing a Spider Man Band Aid?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk

[ashbeeigh]

Where has everyone gone off to?

[Melmart1]

they are hiding from you.

[ashbeeigh]

they are hiding from you.

:cry I haven't done anything in a while.

[angel_luv]

Man I hate hair products..

I went to restock on mine day and Panteen has totally revamped thier line ( again) and either discountinued or seriously disquised my favorite product.
I am really afraid it is the former.

I searched for thirty minutes- still sick mind you- and found squat.

You are probably thinking, " Sounds like a personal problem, why should we care."
Well we'll see if you are singing the same tune when you can't see the t.v. through my fro at GTG'S- the fro I have because I can't find my hair taming products.

Fear the fro, baby!

[ShoogarBear]

I'd like to see you with a fro.

You and timvp can have a competition.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hows shit in the DC Shoog, you been keepin yo head down?

[angel_luv]

I'd like to see you with a fro.

You and timvp can have a competition.


I think he wins. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Hows shit in the DC Shoog, you been keepin yo head down?All we got was a lot of rain from this storm that came through, nothing bad though.

[Kori Ellis]

Man I hate hair products..

I went to restock on mine day and Panteen has totally revamped thier line ( again) and either discountinued or seriously disquised my favorite product.
I am really afraid it is the former.

I searched for thirty minutes- still sick mind you- and found squat.

You are probably thinking, " Sounds like a personal problem, why should we care."
Well we'll see if you are singing the same tune when you can't see the t.v. through my fro at GTG'S- the fro I have because I can't find my hair taming products.

Fear the fro, baby!


http://www.clairol.ca/img/infusium_line.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, today was a great fucking day.

[ashbeeigh]

I think he wins. :lol

If y'all do that the pictures have to go in the photo gallery.

I saw a commercial for the new Pantene stuff (I've never really been a fan), but it looks interesting with al that stuff for texturing layers. My layers are super lazy without any styling.

[Melmart1]

lazy eye, lazy hair... is there any part of you that isn't lazy?

[CuckingFunt]

lazy eye, lazy hair... is there any part of you that isn't lazy?You sure you want to ask that question?

[angel_luv]

I am reading " The Devil Wears Prada" and have it on my desk at work. A client just came by and on seeing it, asked me if it is a " spiritual" book. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Today is my nieces birthday.

Happy Birthday, Ivy!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Today is my nieces birthday.

Happy Birthday, Ivy!!

If your niece is reading The Quattro, there are more pressing issues than the celebration of her birth.

[angel_luv]

Today is my nieces birthday.

Happy Birthday, Ivy!!


Ivy is a cool nane. Wish her happy birthday for me. Is this the niece you brought to softball practice last summer?

[Silver21_Black20]

If your niece is reading The Quattro, there are more pressing issues than the celebration of her birth.

:lol

My niece has never entered the Quattro and I tend to keep it that way.


Ivy is a cool name. Wish her happy birthday for me. Is this the niece you brought to softball practice last summer?

Yes.

[ShoogarBear]

How tall is your niece?

[Silver21_Black20]

How tall is your niece?

She is 14 and around 5' 6.

Why? You have another Jolly Green Giant pic you wanna post. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Mel likes rabbits. I read it in another thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know you like rabbits too.

:eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

lazy eye, lazy hair... is there any part of you that isn't lazy?

If I were that lazy would I be styling my hair?

I'm not Viva_Las_Espuelas.

[ORION]

Man, today was a great fucking day.
get me on the court and I'm trouble , last weeked messed around and got a triple double

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss the Fat Boys.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.allaboutmedia.co.uk/horror/fatboys.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

panocha

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread sucks!

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes it does. I miss the original Quattro. The maxpower Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ShinerTX003.jpg

The Midge in Shiner. Oh yeah....

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah yeah yeah
murder the government
murder the government
murder the government
and then....
do it all again

[Silver21_Black20]

I feel like drinking Shiner Bock now. :drunk

[Trainwreck2100]

I feel like drinking Shiner Bock now. :drunk

whooptie fucking do.

[midgetonadonkey]

How does Trainwreck like my new sig? If anyone can appreciate it, it's him.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss the Fat Boys.They're back, you know.

And, I've heard, that they will never be whack.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought they were dead.

[Trainwreck2100]

How does Trainwreck like my new sig? If anyone can appreciate it, it's him.


It;s nice, now why haven't you watched rise of the mushroom kingdom.

[midgetonadonkey]

I watched some but got distracted. I have a very short attention span.

[midgetonadonkey]

Three year old down syndrome children have longer attention spans than I do.

[Silver21_Black20]

whooptie fucking do.

Not that you know about Shiner, you drink Smirnoff.

[Trainwreck2100]

Not that you know about Shiner, you drink Smirnoff.

1 fucking smirnoff, and I ordered it before i knew it was a bitch drink, and then drank a shiner right afterwards. I went to Virginia and ordered a Shiner there.

And before it's brought up, yes, i was in Virginia ha ha. You guys are so funny

[Trainwreck2100]

I watched some but got distracted. I have a very short attention span.


http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5685/mariouj3.gif

so you never saw this part?

and yes, it is Avi size

[midgetonadonkey]

1 fucking smirnoff, and I ordered it before i knew it was a bitch drink, and then drank a shiner right afterwards. I went to Virginia and ordered a Shiner there.

And before it's brought up, yes, i was in Virginia ha ha. You guys are so funny

One Smirnoff is one too many.

lol Virginia. That's funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5685/mariouj3.gif

so you never saw this part?

and yes, it is Avi size

Nope. It said too big.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1834/mariorx7.gif

this should work

[midgetonadonkey]

fixed

[CuckingFunt]

That shit's mesmerizing.

[midgetonadonkey]

In real life, Mario spanks his hoes like that. I know that for a fact.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw no spanking when he was fucking Princess Peach. Maybe he doesn't smack the dead chicks.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJex3KncqFQ


this is short enough for midge, and i think Cucking Funt will enjoy it too.

[CuckingFunt]

Peach is a dirty slut.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Peach is a dirty slut.

That phrase reminds me of that long thread a while back about the guy with (I think it was Peach) obsession.

I wish I could find it.

[CuckingFunt]

I am currently watching some show on VH1 about 6-year-old pageant girls. Fucking creepy.

[Melmart1]

I am currently watching a bunch of trainers try to ice skate.

[CuckingFunt]

I am currently watching a bunch of trainers try to ice skate.Rebecca is extra manipulative and icky this season, is she not?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck waking up early.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck driving half an hour to work half asleep.

[batman2883]

alkdjalkdjl;akjdl;kjla libalie libalie

[midgetonadonkey]

batman

[Melmart1]

You didn't get the job at the public library? You must not have lied about how good you are with people like I told you to.

[midgetonadonkey]

They haven't called back. Those fuckers.

[midgetonadonkey]

I even smiled and shit. What more can they ask for?

[sa_butta]

alkdjalkdjl;akjdl;kjla libalie libalieTyping with your toes?

[Mixability]

Typing with your toes?

nah, i think he's talking mexican.

[Melmart1]

It doesn't matter if you smile, if the smile looks evil. Guess you have to keep writing for Details magazine, huh? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you saying I have an evil smile?

[Silver21_Black20]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ShinerTX003.jpg

The Midge in Shiner. Oh yeah....

midge doesn't have an evil smile. Although he did have a beer in his hand when this pic was taken.

[Mixability]

midge doesn't have an evil smile. Although he did have a beer in his hand when this pic was taken.

He's got a "satisfied" smile in that pic........

I'm guessing you were cropped out of the lower half of the picture? :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

He's got a "satisfied" smile in that pic........

I'm guessing you were cropped out of the lower half of the picture? :eyebrows

:madrun

I was the one holding the camera. The tour guide was cropped out of the lower half of the picture. It was a bonus on the tour.

[Melmart1]

was the tour guide male or female?

[midgetonadonkey]

He's got a "satisfied" smile in that pic........

I'm guessing you were cropped out of the lower half of the picture? :eyebrows

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

was the tour guide male or female?

A little of both.

[Mixability]

A little of both.

Horry's a tour guide?

[Melmart1]

Ina Friend works in Shiner now?

[ShoogarBear]

LOL at you guys thinking it was beer in that cup.

[CuckingFunt]

If you were reinventing yourself as a woman and could choose any of the thousands of female names as your own... why Ina?

[ShoogarBear]

If I were reinventing myself as a woman, I would come back as Salma Hayek.

[ShoogarBear]

And then spend all day playing with myself.

[ShoogarBear]

But not the preggo Salma.

[ashbeeigh]

But not the preggo Salma.

No, that would be jman.