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H.A.L.
03-09-2007, 01:56 AM
This thread has been automatically split.
The previous post of this thread can be found in "Free Quattro Razor (3)" (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=59417).

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Oh, Midge, OH Midge.. wherefore art thou, Midge?

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-09-2007, 01:56 AM
But the most important question, Mel, are either of them swallowing?

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Dayum, Shoogar split the thread... way to go, skeet skeet bear.

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 01:57 AM
But the most important question, Mel, are either of them swallowing?
Not sure I want to go that far with the details...

LaMarcus Bryant
03-09-2007, 01:57 AM
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 01:58 AM
Shit, I was wondering why there weren't any replies . . .

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 01:58 AM
Is LaMarcus still using Britney's preggo picks as spanking material? Inquiring minds want to know!

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 01:58 AM
So is SilBlack bumpin nasties with 1Billups1 now?

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 01:59 AM
Shit, I was wondering why there weren't any replies . . .
You have to be careful, Shoogs. I once accidentally posted in a closed "Oh, Shit!" thread because mods can do that... it actually went past 4K posts.

timvp
03-09-2007, 01:59 AM
http://a798.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_5dfe05b61880d352cd6cdf6e276b26cd.jpg

On a scale of gayness, where does that picture rank?

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:00 AM
http://a798.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_5dfe05b61880d352cd6cdf6e276b26cd.jpg

On a scale of gayness, where does that picture rank?
Light in the socks, but the loafers have a very slim chance...

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:00 AM
The upholstery pattern alone is a 7.5.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-09-2007, 02:00 AM
http://a798.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/m_5dfe05b61880d352cd6cdf6e276b26cd.jpg

On a scale of gayness, where does that picture rank?

Right below Mookie closing a thread on MySpace because he's upset that Kevin Durant won't add him to his friends list.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:02 AM
You have to be careful, Shoogs. I once accidentally posted in a closed "Oh, Shit!" thread because mods can do that... it actually went past 4K posts.God, I have powers I haven't even tapped yet.

Among other things . . .

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-09-2007, 02:03 AM
God, I have powers I haven't even tapped yet.

Among other things . . .

You're an older version of Trainwreck?

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:06 AM
Nah, virgins aren't as funny as Shoogs. If Shoogs were any funnier, he would be a slut.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:12 AM
Trainwreck is pretty funny. Sometimes I think that's the only thing that keeps him from killing somebody,

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:12 AM
There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the Junction

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:13 AM
I bet Melmart looks good in a petticoat.

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:22 AM
I don't believe I have ever worn a petticoat.

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:23 AM
Nah, virgins aren't as funny as Shoogs. If Shoogs were any funnier, he would be a slut.Virgins are funny.

In that tragic, tearful, drunken, hobo clown sort of way.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:30 AM
I don't believe I have ever worn a petticoat.They aren't required for Catholic school?

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:31 AM
You mean ORION wore his because he wanted to?

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:33 AM
They aren't required for Catholic school?A proper petticoat wouldn't fit under the uniform skirt.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:34 AM
A proper petticoat wouldn't fit under the uniform skirt.Don't change the subject.

You have twin sisters?

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:37 AM
You mean ORION wore his because he wanted to?
Um... do you even have to ask? He burnt his mecco because it caught fire under the heat of all those petticoat layers.

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:38 AM
Don't change the subject.

You have twin sisters?They're not twins. One is three years older than the other, but their birthdays happened to land one week apart.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 02:42 AM
Ah, okay. Fantasy withdrawn.

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:43 AM
Ah, okay. Fantasy withdrawn.I hope so. They're 17 and 14.

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:44 AM
There was actually no regulations regarding what we were supposed to wear under our skirts. I shoulda worn nothing, then flashed the nuns a la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct I bet I woulda gotten A's without having to study so damn much!

Melmart1
03-09-2007, 02:46 AM
I hope so. They're 17 and 14.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/EEZerik/nsfw15.jpg

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:47 AM
There was actually no regulations regarding what we were supposed to wear under our skirts. I shoulda worn nothing, then flashed the nuns a la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct I bet I woulda gotten A's without having to study so damn much!That would have worked like a charm.

T Park
03-09-2007, 02:58 AM
so nuns are lesbians?

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 02:59 AM
so nuns are lesbians?Duh.

verbose
03-09-2007, 03:07 AM
Duh.


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1500820&postcount=3


?

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 03:09 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1500820&postcount=3


?No.

verbose
03-09-2007, 03:13 AM
No.


http://tshirtsthatbite.home.comcast.net/new/a610a.gif


:eyebrows

T Park
03-09-2007, 03:17 AM
Duh.

no kidden.

I always just assumed they were straight prudes.

trueD
03-09-2007, 04:25 AM
I just read a quattro thread all the way thru. My day is complete.

trueD
03-09-2007, 04:25 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/EEZerik/nsfw15.jpg

This guy is funny, he is really saying that isn't he?

timvp
03-09-2007, 04:30 AM
I messed with HAL and HAL won.

:depressed

Richard Cranium
03-09-2007, 07:33 AM
Today should be a good day

KEDA
03-09-2007, 09:07 AM
I might join the quattro for round four.


if you guys are lucky

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 09:47 AM
I messed with HAL and HAL won.

:depressedDid H.A.L. really do that on his own?

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 09:48 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/EEZerik/nsfw15.jpgUm, if I go down, CF is going down with me.

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 09:49 AM
Hmm, that sentence almost doesn't sound so bad.

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 10:04 AM
Hmm, that sentence almost doesn't sound so bad.But doesn't it usually work the other way 'round?

Richard Cranium
03-09-2007, 10:24 AM
I'm buying me some new shoes this weekend in honor of KEDA.

CuckingFunt
03-09-2007, 10:25 AM
Will you put them on your dining room table?

KEDA
03-09-2007, 10:28 AM
wasnt my dining room table, that was the kitchen table

Richard Cranium
03-09-2007, 10:59 AM
I'll probably put them on in my bedroom.

batman2883
03-09-2007, 12:45 PM
keda is a whore thats amazazaing

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Number 4?

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:09 PM
:pctoss

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:10 PM
I forgot the Dayquil. :pctoss

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:14 PM
Don't you hate the when you get dry boogers?

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:14 PM
They kind of hurt when you press your nostrils together.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:16 PM
I blew my nose earlier but not all of them came out.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
I need to quit smoking. An infant has a greater lung capacity than I do.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
I thought the price increase would make me quit but they started selling buy 1 get 1 free smokes. So I get 2 packs for 5.80. That's cheaper that before.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
And I'm addicted to the nikoteen.

Silver21_Black20
03-09-2007, 02:19 PM
I forgot the Dayquil. :pctoss

:pctoss

timvp
03-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Did H.A.L. really do that on his own?

Sadly enough, yes.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 02:23 PM
:pctoss

I'm sorry. :depressed

verbose
03-09-2007, 03:02 PM
Virgins are funny.

In that tragic, tearful, drunken, hobo clown sort of way.


blowjob?

T Park
03-09-2007, 03:20 PM
crazyness.

just plain crazyness.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 03:31 PM
Do you mean craziness?

1369
03-09-2007, 03:35 PM
blowjob?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/Adragontattoo/Digi%20pics%20to%20be%20sorted/Random%20stuff/fatgirlsgivethebestheadbeacusetheya.jpg

batman2883
03-09-2007, 04:12 PM
ha ha ha

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 04:13 PM
It's funny because it's true.

batman2883
03-09-2007, 04:13 PM
sho nuff

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Is your knee still retarded?

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2007, 04:17 PM
i miss quattro.

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2007, 04:18 PM
I got a Bruan electric... and it is nothing compared to a good Mach 3.

Shelly
03-09-2007, 05:25 PM
What happened to the daily Marissa Miller posts?

1369
03-09-2007, 05:27 PM
You really want to see that bag of antlers some more?

Shelly
03-09-2007, 05:28 PM
You really want to see that bag of antlers some more?

:lol

I thought it was a daily requirement.

Or something.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 05:40 PM
It's all coming together....

hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 05:46 PM
What happened to the daily Marissa Miller posts?This is a day of mourning for Salma. Don't mention any lesser creatures.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 06:01 PM
I like Salma. She has big boobies.

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2007, 06:03 PM
I <3 Salma.

I'd completly switch teams for her.

Jekka
03-09-2007, 06:08 PM
I <3 Salma.

I'd completly switch teams for her.
I think most of us would.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 06:10 PM
I'd love to have Salma juice dripping off of my chin.

Shelly
03-09-2007, 06:13 PM
This is a day of mourning for Salma. Don't mention any lesser creatures.

I beg your forgiveness!

ShoogarBear
03-09-2007, 08:29 PM
I'd completly switch teams for her.

I think most of us would.More reasons she shouldn't get married.

Richard Cranium
03-09-2007, 08:43 PM
I want some salmanilla ice cream.

Richard Cranium
03-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Two big scoops

Silver21_Black20
03-09-2007, 11:52 PM
Salad in a bag is a girls best friend.

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 11:59 PM
TAMUCC Islanders are 1 win away from the Tournament. :elephant

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2007, 11:59 PM
Back to Heroes.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:47 AM
I want some salmanilla ice cream.

How about salmon ice cream?

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:49 AM
Midget on a donkey is the best thing that ever happened to the Quattro

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:49 AM
Did Batman have his surgery yet? And when he does, will he go on a posting spree? a crime spree?

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:51 AM
If LJ keeps growing out his hair, can you just go to the streets and make money as a beggar?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:51 AM
Midget on a donkey is the best thing that ever happened to the Quattro

That is the greatest compliment I have ever received.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:51 AM
Did Melmart move to San Antonio and still not meet anyone from SpursTalk?

Or has she privately met Midge?

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:52 AM
If the Mookie Crew got in a fist fight with the Neo-Cons from the Political Forum, who would win?

What would be the Vegas odds?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:52 AM
I have yet to meet Melmart.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:53 AM
Is Slomo's wife's named Sloma?

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:53 AM
If Orion and Batman had a hotdog eating contest, who would win?

How about a Chacho's Nachos eating contest?

What if BigZak was participating as well?

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:55 AM
I have met one person from SpursTalk and it's not Midge. And I will be moving in late summer/early fall if all goes well. Gotta stay long enough to celebrate another championship :)

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 12:55 AM
If we had a SpursTalk Math Contest, who would win?

I know I'd be in the final four, but my money would be on baseline bum.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:55 AM
Orion would win the hotdog contest, hands down. He went to Catholic School and I think he was an alter boy, so he started at a young age.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:56 AM
Damn, that post was mean. Not all preists are pedophiles. I apologize. Maybe.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:56 AM
If we had a SpursTalk Math Contest, who would win?

I know I'd be in the final four, but my money would be on baseline bum.
Johnny Blaze would win. Everyone knows Asians are the best at math.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:56 AM
I still say we need a Spurstalk vulgarity contest.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:57 AM
I still say we need a Spurstalk vulgarity contest.
Everyone knows you would win, so nobody would enter.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:57 AM
I want to drink beer with Melmart.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:58 AM
What about a Spurstalk beer drinking contest?

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:58 AM
Melmart has no beer, Melmart has been sick. But Melmart needs a beer. I am going shopping tomorrow, time to hit up that beer thread and take notes.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 12:59 AM
What about a Spurstalk beer drinking contest?
A drunk posting contest would be more fun. I bet we have some crazy-ass drunks here.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:59 AM
Melmart needs to buy a 24oz Mississsippi Mud Black and Tan.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:00 AM
Melmart needs to buy a 24oz Mississsippi Mud Black and Tan.
I have a friend who swears that is good, but he is Irish and drink crap like Guiness, which I hate. I am not much for dark beers, or Stouts. I prefer pale ales and ambers. I can do bocks as well.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:00 AM
Some of the best beer I had was the Abita line on tap when I was in New Orleans. Even the stout was good, and I hate stouts.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:01 AM
Drink Olde English.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:01 AM
:vomit:

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:01 AM
Olde English "800"

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:02 AM
whats the difference between Olde English and Olde English 800? I had Steel Reserve once and got sick. And I never get sick from drinking. So I am gonna stay away from cheap beers.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:03 AM
They are the same thing. There is an Olde English High Gravity, which is 9% alcohol. Steel Reserve is an acquired taste and only for hardcores. I can understand you getting sick with that.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:05 AM
I guess I am not hardcore. Shit, I had to go play darts last night and didn't drink any beer cus I had been sick. That probably makes me a drinking pussy but oh well.

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 01:07 AM
I want to drink beer with Melmart.

Me too.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 01:08 AM
That probably makes me a drinking pussy but oh well.

That's okay a few years ago LJ got really drunk on Courvoisier and he's been a light-weight wimp drinker ever since. :drunk

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:09 AM
There is nothing wrong with being a non-hardcore. Your liver will thank you.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:10 AM
That's okay a few years ago LJ got really drunk on Courvoisier and he's been a light-weight wimp drinker ever since. :drunk
I remember you referencing this once. Musta been bad. My worse was getting drunk from vodka and getting sick at someone's wedding. Worse part, I didn't know who these people were, we totally crashed.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 01:13 AM
I remember you referencing this once. Musta been bad.

I would tell you the story, but he might divorce me :)

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:13 AM
Can you tell me?

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 01:15 AM
Can you tell me?

No, sorry Midge.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:19 AM
:pctoss

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:19 AM
I want to hear about my buddy timvp getting shit faced.

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 01:23 AM
I've become addicted to eBay.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 01:24 AM
I've become addicted to eBay.

I had that problem for a little while too. What type of stuff do you buy?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:25 AM
Yeah, what are you buying?

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 01:28 AM
I had that problem for a little while too. What type of stuff do you buy?

I just registered and set up PayPal so I want to buy something. I'm looking at different things now.

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 01:29 AM
Yeah, what are you buying?

Uh...nothing.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:32 AM
Uh...nothing.

:pctoss

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 01:41 AM
I am not as addicted to eBay as I once was, though I recently bought my sister's birthday present from there. Then I realized that her birthday falls on Easter. Son of a bitch! I coulda just gotten her an Easter basket and shafted her on the gift, kinda how people born on December 25th get shafted on birthday gifts cus they are already getting an Xmas gift.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-10-2007, 03:59 AM
foobeedoobeewoobee

ShoogarBear
03-10-2007, 09:42 AM
I am not as addicted to eBay as I once was, though I recently bought my sister's birthday present from there. Then I realized that her birthday falls on Easter. Son of a bitch! I coulda just gotten her an Easter basket and shafted her on the gift, kinda how people born on December 25th get shafted on birthday gifts cus they are already getting an Xmas gift.My sister was born a week before Christmas and we shaft her out of gifts all the time.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 10:08 AM
I want to sleep. But can't. Must stay awake.

Melmart1
03-10-2007, 10:10 AM
My sister was born a week before Christmas and we shaft her out of gifts all the time.
Yeah, I grew up with a friend born Dec. 24, and since her family celebrates on the 24th, it might as well have been Xmas day. She hated it.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 10:12 AM
I don't think I can stay awake.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo
03-10-2007, 10:17 AM
I'm so fucking sleepy.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo
03-10-2007, 10:17 AM
I fucking hate people.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo
03-10-2007, 10:18 AM
I remember when I used to work with Blanche at the museum. She was so jealous of me.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbo
03-10-2007, 10:18 AM
She can really be a cunt sometimes.

Squid
03-10-2007, 10:25 AM
Where's my pussy at?

Sophia Petrillo
03-10-2007, 10:31 AM
The only reason why Blanche would be jealous of you is that you don't need nearly as much penicillan as she does.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 10:58 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/x4tp5.jpg

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 10:58 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/self-diagnosis.png

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:37 PM
I just took an hour nap upstairs and I'm still sleepy.

Trainwreck2100
03-10-2007, 12:39 PM
Why can't you enjoy the sweet embrace of slumber?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 12:40 PM
Because I'm at work.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:54 PM
Ashbeeigh, have you ever been fingered?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:57 PM
One time I was so drunk I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in the closet.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:57 PM
That was back in 2003.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:57 PM
Good thing the laundry basket was empty.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 01:58 PM
Dammit ashbeeigh. Answer me!

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:00 PM
I have a headache because I lack sleep.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:00 PM
Damn you Heroes for keeping me up all night.

Trainwreck2100
03-10-2007, 02:02 PM
Heroes?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:03 PM
I downloaded all the episodes and watched three of them last night. I'm trying to catch up.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:04 PM
It's a kick ass show. That jap kid could be having so much more fun with his ability to stop time. Fuck saving the world. I'd be grabbing titties.

angel_luv
03-10-2007, 02:04 PM
:lol T-Bone the Rampage Mascot is a trip!

We had him out here at the mall for a Rampage kids event we were having.

T-Bone came into center court and stood super still so much so people thought he was a statue.

Then when people would touch him he would come alive and scare the socks off them!

It was awesome!!!!!!!

:)

Trainwreck2100
03-10-2007, 02:07 PM
i remeber last year i downloaded all the episodes of Bleach (72) And watched them back to back for like 4 days I couldn't keep my head up towards the end.

And think beyond the titties, you could be stealin money, and use it to buy off girls with gifts and shit and play with thier titties in real time.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:16 PM
Some guy just asked me a question and he was eating a Snickers. He had caramel on hanging off of his lip and chin and didn't know it. It was disgusting and amusing all at the same time.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 02:20 PM
Some guy just asked me a question and he was eating a Snickers. He had caramel on hanging off of his lip and chin and didn't know it. It was disgusting and amusing all at the same time.

Did you lick it off?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:20 PM
I tried but he denied me.

Kori Ellis
03-10-2007, 02:23 PM
I tried but he denied me.

Did you say “Gonna be a While” while he was talking to you?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 02:24 PM
That actually did pop in my head but I try not to talk to people so I kept it to myself.

ORION
03-10-2007, 03:28 PM
One time I was so drunk I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in the closet.
what a minute I remember back in 2003 I was s;eeping in someones closet and I felt warm water falling on me but they said it was from the shower :madrun

ORION
03-10-2007, 03:28 PM
so why is everyone "hotdoggin" me ? and yes I was an alter boy

ashbeeigh
03-10-2007, 03:30 PM
I didn't even know what alcohol tasted like in 2003.

ashbeeigh
03-10-2007, 03:30 PM
and fuck the Buckeyes. I hate them. :madrun

Trainwreck2100
03-10-2007, 03:31 PM
I didn't even know what alcohol tasted like in 2003.


I'm sure you had your fair share of roofies anyway

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 03:36 PM
Ashbeeigh, have you ever been fingered?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 03:39 PM
I had my first alcoholic beverage in 1989.

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 04:01 PM
Has anyone ever noticed the number 3 looks like a butt?

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 04:01 PM
A nice one at that.

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 04:09 PM
I hate having a stuffy nose. I hope when I'm at work and talking to people, my boogers aren't coming out.

angel_luv
03-10-2007, 04:24 PM
I hate having a stuffy nose. I hope when I'm at work and talking to people, my boogers aren't coming out.

Me too! :lol

Feel better! :)

Silver21_Black20
03-10-2007, 04:49 PM
Hey! :D

midgetonadonkey
03-10-2007, 04:56 PM
Why won't ashbeeigh answer my question?

ObiwanGinobili
03-10-2007, 05:02 PM
I admit i am now addicted to dance dance revolution

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-10-2007, 05:03 PM
Why won't ashbeeigh answer my question?

Because she needs to give her answer in the form of a question.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-10-2007, 05:05 PM
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/71/Mexicoguy.jpg

sa_butta
03-10-2007, 06:12 PM
Working on Saturday sucks ass.

ORION
03-11-2007, 01:36 AM
Working on Saturday sucks ass.
I've worked on saturday and sucked on some ass and I have to say working on saturday is much much worse

kingsfan
03-11-2007, 08:02 AM
AT&T sucks! Ever since they took over my ISP I've had nothing but problems.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smipctoss.gif I have this error message and after a 2 hour phone call and uninstalling half my programs they tell me they don't know why it's there and it will go away eventually. Wtf?

midgetonadonkey
03-11-2007, 12:47 PM
Fuck this spring forward bullshit.

Melmart1
03-11-2007, 02:01 PM
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Melmart1, Silver21_Black20

Just you and me, baby :eyebrows

Melmart1
03-11-2007, 02:01 PM
Midge won't mind, will he?

midgetonadonkey
03-11-2007, 02:04 PM
Hell no. Just as long as I can watch.

Silver21_Black20
03-11-2007, 02:19 PM
I just purchased my first item on eBay. Yay!

But it wasn't for me. Boo!

ShoogarBear
03-11-2007, 06:09 PM
Did you get midge a pair of those SexyBack panties?

ShoogarBear
03-11-2007, 06:12 PM
I admit i am now addicted to dance dance revolutionI took my nieces to play laser tag in Austin a couple of years ago and saw that for the first time. It was crazy. There were kids jumping back and forth over the bar not even looking at the screen.

midgetonadonkey
03-11-2007, 09:24 PM
What the fuck? I eat tacos when I can. Why can't I get a tattoo of a German woman?

Melmart1
03-11-2007, 09:45 PM
What the fuck? I eat tacos when I can. Why can't I get a tattoo of a German woman?
When you can? You should be eating tacos all the time. I would if SB were my girl...

midgetonadonkey
03-11-2007, 09:57 PM
I love to watch you eat her taco.

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:14 AM
the weather is getting pretty bad outside... i feel like driving to kori's and telling ghost stories in the candle light.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:17 AM
It is only drizzling outside here.

And I know Shoog, Wrong thread dumbass!!

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:19 AM
It is only drizzling outside here.

And I know Shoog, Wrong thread dumbass!!

wait about 15 minutes. it's coming.

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:19 AM
that didn't sound nearly as bad when i was typing it.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:20 AM
:lmao

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:22 AM
You think if it rains alllll night, the city will shut down and I will have the day off, from work, to sleep in. Yeah?

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:23 AM
the city only shuts down if the temperature goes below 32 degrees. good luck with that.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:24 AM
Holy shit!

It just hit now. The wind is crazy strong.

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:26 AM
:hat

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:27 AM
Your timing was off. It came in 3 mins.

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:29 AM
that's about as good as it gets when it comes to me.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 12:35 AM
:keda ?

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:41 AM
keda is probably out buying some shoes or something... no use calling for him now.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 12:54 AM
keda is probably out buying some shoes or something... no use calling for him now.

KEDA was driving through the tornado earlier.

I sent him a text message when radio broke in with the warning and he told me he was driving through a pretty messy storm.

jman3000
03-12-2007, 12:58 AM
KEDA was driving through the tornado earlier.

I sent him a text message when radio broke in with the warning and he told me he was driving through a pretty messy storm.

y'alls man love is pretty solid. the only people i ever think of when i see a tornado warning are bill paxson and helen hunt.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 01:04 AM
y'alls man love is pretty solid. the only people i ever think of when i see a tornado warning are bill paxson and helen hunt.

It clicked 'cause the announcer mentioned Bulverde, but Billy's my white brother.

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 01:43 AM
Your timing was off. It came in 3 mins.So he said 15 and it was actually 3.

Wonder if you can extrapolate from that.

midgetonadonkey
03-12-2007, 10:47 AM
I wish I was a monkey so I can throw my feces at people.

KEDA
03-12-2007, 11:29 AM
I threw my feces at a person once, wasnt as cracked up as you would think.

KEDA
03-12-2007, 11:31 AM
thanks to my friend BLAZE, we were texting while I was driving through a hurricane last night. Way to focus on the road!!!!

Trainwreck2100
03-12-2007, 11:36 AM
hey, my spurstalk account didn't adjust with DST

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 11:58 AM
hey, my spurstalk account didn't adjust with DST

It's because you touch yourself at night.

Trainwreck2100
03-12-2007, 12:03 PM
It's because you touch yourself at night.

Well, im a gonna have to just be an hour behing till November.

ashbeeigh
03-12-2007, 01:49 PM
When did VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS fix his avatar to not fuck up the screen? Was this a while ago? Did I not notice? Why am I studying for four tests over Spring Break and writing a paper on Frog heart contractility?

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 01:52 PM
When did VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS fix his avatar to not fuck up the screen? Was this a while ago? Did I not notice? Why am I studying for four tests over Spring Break and writing a paper on Frog heart contractility?


It's because you touch yourself at night.

ashbeeigh
03-12-2007, 02:13 PM
A simple yes or no would have been sufficent JB.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 02:14 PM
A simple yes or no would have been sufficent JB.


Ashbeeigh, have you ever been fingered?


A simple yes or no would have been sufficent JB.

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 02:17 PM
Somebody should start a Bartlett troll and just go around quoting other people.

ashbeeigh
03-12-2007, 02:18 PM
Do you know who this Arlando Tucker kid is? I'd love to put my money on Corpus, but he's up there with AC Law IV, Kevin Durant, Oden, and all the other kids this season. He could take down all the southland conference in 15 minutes. Book it.

And if he doesn't I'll answer your question.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 02:20 PM
A simple yes or no would have been sufficient, Ashbeeigh.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 02:25 PM
Get your Sexy on!!

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 02:36 PM
Get your Sexy off!!

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 02:43 PM
How do you get your Sexy off?

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 02:44 PM
How do you get your Sexy off?

Shoog gives him a reach around.

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 02:56 PM
Shoog gives him a reach around.

Him?

Too much information, JB.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-12-2007, 02:57 PM
...

Melmart1
03-12-2007, 03:07 PM
He didn't fix his avatar, he just went from ALL CAPS to initial caps only.

Melmart1
03-12-2007, 03:07 PM
He is still an attention whore, though. That much has not changed.

midgetonadonkey
03-12-2007, 03:08 PM
He is gay.

midgetonadonkey
03-12-2007, 03:08 PM
ashbeeigh is gay.

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 03:10 PM
How do you get your Sexy off?It's too hard to describe, but I can show you.

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 03:11 PM
It's too hard to describe, but I can show you.Damn, that post comes with a built-in :eyebrows.

Melmart1
03-12-2007, 03:13 PM
Shoogar setting himself up for jokes now :lol

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 03:13 PM
Will YOU be wearing the "SexyBack" shorts? ;)

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 03:14 PM
I didn't want the subtle nuances to escape people.

ShoogarBear
03-12-2007, 03:14 PM
Will YOU be wearing the "SexyBack" shorts? ;)I don't have any. Guess I'll just have to take yours.

1369
03-12-2007, 03:17 PM
It's too hard to describe, but I can show you.

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Broccoli%20Do%20Not%20Want.jpg

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2007, 03:18 PM
I don't have any. Guess I'll just have to take yours.

Now that Mel is here, I want her to wear the shorts.

midgetonadonkey
03-12-2007, 03:18 PM
My dog likes broccolli.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-12-2007, 03:19 PM
When did VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS fix his avatar to not fuck up the screen? Was this a while ago? Did I not notice? Why am I studying for four tests over Spring Break and writing a paper on Frog heart contractility?it was about a week or so ago, and it wasn't my avatar that i fixed. it was my screenname. does digruntled lion fan #4087943879374593495879349587989879869087956890876 9876 'cause the same grief i caused you?

Viva Las Espuelas
03-12-2007, 03:20 PM
He is still an attention whore, though. That much has not changed.Good Afternoon sunshine.