Free Quattro Razor (4)

[jman3000]

Coke whores like icecream?

snow... ice cream... it's all the same to them tricks.

[ShoogarBear]

jman, you realize that you can never bring a chick to a GTG now? 'Cause people will be asking her how much blow she does and to see her false teeth.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think a cokehead will made the GTG more interesting. I would love to see Kori's reaction to a chick doing a line off of her kitchen counter.

[KEDA]

does Jmans girlfriend have that really long pinky fingernail?

[ManuMagic]

Coke whores aren't all that bad as long as they have their own coke supply. Otherwise they just bitch and you have to give 'em a fresh one every now and then.

[midgetonadonkey]

Coke whores aren't all that bad as long as they have their own coke supply. Otherwise they just bitch and you have to give 'em a fresh one every now and then.

You mom bitched like crazy when she didn't have any coke.

[ManuMagic]

You mom bitched like crazy when she didn't have any coke.

She still does all the time. Keeps asking me when I'm gonna find a nice coke whore to settle down with, then I have to take a bump before smacking her around a bit. Then contrary to what she says, no one was fucking laughing at me then...

[Jaime Escalante]

Your mom should worry more about learning math than doing the soda, que no?

[midgetonadonkey]

She still does all the time. Keeps asking me when I'm gonna find a nice coke whore to settle down with, then I have to take a bump before smacking her around a bit. Then contrary to what she says, no one was fucking laughing at me then...

You mom fucks like a beast when she doesn't have her coke.

[ManuMagic]

You mom fucks like a beast when she doesn't have her coke.

I've heard different. I've heard it's like a beast when she does have it. But that's just hearsay...

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck are you and why are you in this thread??

[ManuMagic]

Who the fuck are you and why are you in this thread??

I am an illusion until I materialize, and I woke up after a bender and found myself in this thread surrounded by the hideous likes of you and the extremely ugly bitches here. By the look of this place, God either doesn't exist or really fucking hates us all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow, you are really deep. :jack

[ManuMagic]

Wow, you are really deep. :jack

So deep I put your ass to sleep. What rap song was that from? I think it was from Ice Cube, but I don't really know.


Question - do you use a step ladder to get on the donkey, or is it one of those minature ponies and not really a donkey?

[ManuMagic]

http://dack.com/images/weblog/go-fuck-yourself.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That was Ice Cube's Today was a Good Day.

The midget getting on the donkey jokes were relevant like 2 1/2 years ago when I first joined Spurstalk.

[ManuMagic]

http://www.webzar.com/mall/150outlawtshirts/images/1091231568.jpg

[ManuMagic]

That was Ice Cube's Today was a Good Day.

The midget getting on the donkey jokes were relevant like 2 1/2 years ago when I first joined Spurstalk.

It wasnt a joke, just asking a serious question. My wife is a midget and wants a donkey, but I said she was too damn small to mount the beast. I thought you might be inspiration to her, but I guess not.

[TheTruth]

Who the fuck is ManuMagic and why the fuck does he think we give half a fuck about what he fucking keeps talking the fuck about. I think he fucking needs to get the fuck on that fucking high fucking horse he fucking rode in on, and get the fuck out of here. Either that or he fucking needs to go to the dirt road.

[midgetonadonkey]

Old school Truth. God bless you my Filipino friend.

[KEDA]

Who the fuck is ManuMagic and why the fuck does he think we give half a fuck about what he fucking keeps talking the fuck about. I think he fucking needs to get the fuck on that fucking high fucking horse he fucking rode in on, and get the fuck out of here. Either that or he fucking needs to go to the dirt road.


watch your fucking mouth, no fucking cussing, jesus fucking christ!

[KEDA]

damn Truth, that made me tear up a bit.

[1369]

Who the fuck is ManuMagic and why the fuck does he think we give half a fuck about what he fucking keeps talking the fuck about. I think he fucking needs to get the fuck on that fucking high fucking horse he fucking rode in on, and get the fuck out of here. Either that or he fucking needs to go to the dirt road.

*Act Tough Online To Make Up For Small Penis Forum*

[TheTruth]

*Act Tough Online To Make Up For Small Penis Forum*
Needs to read the old Quattro Forum.

[angel_luv]

Unbelieveable.

I came home and my computer was off. I hadn't turned it off, just logged of.

So unless there was a power failure, it means by room mate was back in my room without my permisson trying to get on my p.c.

Denied though.

I think she told my landlady about my password because she was friendly when I left earlier but not just now when I came back in.

They can just be mad.

Wow, I am feisty lately. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Strange. Does your roommate not have a PC?

Maybe she was trying to get to your naked pics.

I don't understand what you meant about your password.

[ChumpDumper]

I bet she's going crazy not being able to see if she has any new myspace comments.

[angel_luv]

Strange. Does your roommate not have a PC?

Maybe she was trying to get to your naked pics.

I don't understand what you meant about your password.


She doesn't have a computer. I have mine set up now so you can't get to the start up button or anything without a password.

The thing is, if she would ask, I would have let her use the computer.
I hate people sneaking around.

Also I sort of resent the fact that I am renting a room and people think they can just come on into it without my knowledge or permission.

This would have bothered me under any circumstance but I have had a rough few weeks, which is why I was grumpy enough to actually do something about it.

[angel_luv]

LOL Chump

[ShoogarBear]

(Notes that she tried to play off the part about the naked pics.)

[jman3000]

i hope every girl i date isn't associated with coke... to be honest ive only spoken to coke head twice since that incident.

[Mixability]

I'm not banned yet. :depressed

[TDMVPDPOY]

we want the pw to your "box" angel luv....:D

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She doesn't have a computer. I have mine set up now so you can't get to the start up button or anything without a password.

The thing is, if she would ask, I would have let her use the computer.
I hate people sneaking around.

Also I sort of resent the fact that I am renting a room and people think they can just come on into it without my knowledge or permission.

This would have bothered me under any circumstance but I have had a rough few weeks, which is why I was grumpy enough to actually do something about it.

Two words: Lock. Key.

That'll learn 'em.

[angel_luv]

Two words: Lock. Key.

That'll learn 'em.


The thought did occur to me but I don't need to cause a big scene.

The only thing anyone has messed with is my computer. Now that it is locked, I don't foresee any more room invasions.

[jman3000]

what sites were they going to? if it was a friend of mine using my computer... i'd have no problem with them using it as long as they didn't look at anything illegal, and as long as they didn't jack off in my chair.

[Mixability]

HEB Plus on the southside has a tank full of lobsters. WTF?

[tlongII]

HEB Plus on the southside has a tank full of lobsters. WTF?


Dude, you are obsessed with lobsters now!

[Mixability]

Dude, you are obsessed with lobsters now!

muthaphuckas, im hooked.


Do you just boil them, cause after Mortons, I think I'm addicted.

[midgetonadonkey]

Throw it on the grill.

[Mixability]

Throw it on the grill.

I'll invent lobster taco.

Hmmm, Lobster Taco, sounds like an 80's band.

[tlongII]

I like them steamed. They would be good on the grill too.

[angel_luv]

what sites were they going to? if it was a friend of mine using my computer... i'd have no problem with them using it as long as they didn't look at anything illegal, and as long as they didn't jack off in my chair.


They weren't bad sites- that wasn't the point at all.

My complaint is that I don't like people sneaking behind my back.
If she wanted to use something that belongs to me- something that I keep in my room that I pay for, common courtesy says she asks.

I respect her privacy. I would like the same consideration.
If that is unreasonable, then I'll just have to be. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

My glasses feel crooked but they aren't.

[Mixability]

My glasses feel crooked but they aren't.

ocular ashbeighitis

[1369]

Listening to Lucinda Williams makes me want to grab the wife and go at it like two rats in a wool sock.

[ShoogarBear]

muthaphuckas, im hooked.


Do you just boil them, cause after Mortons, I think I'm addicted.You never had lobster before? :lol

When I was in school in Boston, I used to bring home live lobster on the plane for the Christmas holidays. Pretty soon friends and family began putting in their requests, and one year, I had to bring them back in a footlocker, with 20 people waiting at the airport for me.

Well, not for me, I guess.

[TDMVPDPOY]

I respect her privacy. I would like the same consideration.
If that is unreasonable, then I'll just have to be. :)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1227/noplzyouretookindua6.jpg

[Mixability]

You never had lobster before? :lol

When I was in school in Boston, I used to bring home live lobster on the plane for the Christmas holidays. Pretty soon friends and family began putting in their requests, and one year, I had to bring them back in a footlocker, with 20 people waiting at the airport for me.

Well, not for me, I guess.

I had a couple years back, but at Red Lobster, it was horrible. Then people recommended Mortons and now I'm hooked.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never had lobster.

[Mixability]

I've never had lobster.

Lobster is like the potted meat of the sea.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm eating Quiznos for lunch.

[ShoogarBear]

That's a late-ass lunch.

[AFBlue]

The only lobster I've had didn't have any taste. I had to dip it in that butter and even then it sucked. I paid too much to make that mistake again.

Best thing at Red Lobster....Cheese Biscuits

[AFBlue]

Best thing at Morton's...the Steak

[AFBlue]

I had Wafflehouse All Star Breakfast

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to go my whole life without ever eating lobster.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mexicans don't need to eat lobster. Cabrito is our lobster.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want cabrito now.

[angel_luv]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1227/noplzyouretookindua6.jpg


:lmao

That is hilarious! :)

[ashbeeigh]

They weren't bad sites- that wasn't the point at all.

My complaint is that I don't like people sneaking behind my back.
If she wanted to use something that belongs to me- something that I keep in my room that I pay for, common courtesy says she asks.

I respect her privacy. I would like the same consideration.
If that is unreasonable, then I'll just have to be. :)


I feel you 100%. My problem was solved when about a month after Iset a password a virus hit campus and wiped out my whole computer ... I still haven't fully recovered. :)

[ManuMagic]

Who the fuck is ManuMagic and why the fuck does he think we give half a fuck about what he fucking keeps talking the fuck about. I think he fucking needs to get the fuck on that fucking high fucking horse he fucking rode in on, and get the fuck out of here. Either that or he fucking needs to go to the dirt road.
you can't handle the truth. small penis. :lmao

[angel_luv]

I feel you 100%. My problem was solved when about a month after Iset a password a virus hit campus and wiped out my whole computer ... I still haven't fully recovered. :)


Ugh- that's no good. Sorry to hear it.

[ashbeeigh]

Ugh- that's no good. Sorry to hear it.

It's workable. Have you thought about asking her if she's been using it? Or do you think it that would make things weirder between y'all?

[jman3000]

what she should have said is something like "i noticed blank blank sites were on my computer. just wondering if you were using it. do you need it for something?"

everything comes out and you dont look like a dick trying to block your roommate outta the computadora.

[angel_luv]

It's workable. Have you thought about asking her if she's been using it? Or do you think it that would make things weirder between y'all?


I know she has been using it.

The thing is that while we co -exist peacefully and have done stuff together on occasion, we are not friends really.

If a friend was annoying me, I would want to talk it out with them and come to a mutually agreeable understanding.

When comparative strangers annoy me, I am satisfied to just prevent it.
:lol

[jman3000]

is this marquita?

[angel_luv]

what she should have said is something like "i noticed blank blank sites were on my computer. just wondering if you were using it. do you need it for something?"

everything comes out and you dont look like a dick trying to block your roommate outta the computadora.


Explain to me how I am the bad guy when she is the one sneaking around?

Tread carefully, my dear. So far I am just mad at her- would be a pity for you to change that. :)

[jman3000]

Explain to me how I am the bad guy when she is the one sneaking around?

Tread carefully, my dear. So far I am just mad at her- would be a pity for you to change that. :)

:lol why would you get mad at me?

i reckon im just looking at this if it were a close friend... obviously by the way you're explaining this y'all aren't exactly best buds.

[angel_luv]

Wow- time to go to work. Later guys. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I know she has been using it.

The thing is that while we co -exist peacefully and have done stuff together on occasion, we are not friends really.

If a friend was annoying me, I would want to talk it out with them and come to a mutually agreeable understanding.

When comparative strangers annoy me, I am satisfied to just prevent it.
:lol

I see ya. That's how I am too. Letting her know that you're not okay with her using your computer, without asking of course, may prevent any more complications or weird tension, though. Even though I did exactly the same thing you're doing.

[ashbeeigh]

are you sure you aren't still in Real county jman? You say "reckon" quite a lot.

[1369]

There should be a pillow fight to determine who has claim to use the computer.

[jman3000]

if it's marquita.... ill let her use my computer :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o34/delzotto/lapsesdog.gif

[charliehustle]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o34/delzotto/lapsesdog.gif

:jack

[midgetonadonkey]

http://cravenlapse.home.mchsi.com/dog.gif

[charliehustle]

:jack :flipoff
http://cravenlapse.home.mchsi.com/dog.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/goodboys77/jump.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm lactating.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup. Milk is coming from my nipples.

[AFBlue]

Yup. Milk is coming from my nipples.

Quick question...what the hell are "nalgas"....I can't stop saying that damn word and I have no idea what it means. I would like to use it in context....

[Melmart1]

nalgas are butt cheeks.

[jman3000]

nalgas are butt cheeks.

i think in the context that he read they were the ends or the "butts" of a loaf of bread.

[jman3000]

melmart's favorite position is the one where i put my penis in her.

just saying.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, you really are on the PM5K track.

[jman3000]

Damn, you really are on the PM5K track.

i've lost a lot of weight recently... you won't see me starting a thread in the club bitching about how nobody notices.

i'll save that for the troll forum :drunk

[angel_luv]

:lol why would you get mad at me?

i reckon im just looking at this if it were a close friend... obviously by the way you're explaining this y'all aren't exactly best buds.

Because it is so easy to :)

[Trainwreck2100]

Nothin ike spendin friday night alone.

[midgetonadonkey]

You didn't take any chicks to Chachos tonight?

[jman3000]

Because it is so easy to :)

am i the only person that you actually use physical violence against? :depressed

[Trainwreck2100]

You didn't take any chicks to Chachos tonight?

I am never drinking at chachos with anyone ever again

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

So many questions answered

[jman3000]

I am never drinking at chachos with anyone ever again

i apologize for busting your balls when you got drunk off 1 jack and coke... I had 2 of those a bit ago and got drunk.

it was more like jack and jack... might as well have giving me a jack daniels raspa.

[Trainwreck2100]

i apologize for busting your balls when you got drunk off 1 jack and coke... I had 2 of those a bit ago and got drunk.

it was more like jack and jack... might as well have giving me a jack daniels raspa.


I was not drunk, just less inhibited enough to post that.

[TheTruth]

I drank beer once.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nothin ike spendin friday night alone.

It could be worse - you could be working.

[jman3000]

I drank beer once.

mouse made me buy you a 6 pack of coors light once... you damned better have drank beer once.

[angel_luv]

am i the only person that you actually use physical violence against? :depressed


Don't try to gloss over what a pest you can be. :)

[TheTruth]

mouse made me buy you a 6 pack of coors light once... you damned better have drank beer once.
That beer never made it into my hands...

[Trainwreck2100]

It could be worse - you could be working.

trueness

[jman3000]

Don't try to gloss over what a pest you can be. :)
me? a pest? whatever do you mean?


That beer never made it into my hands...

lmfao

[angel_luv]

me? a pest? whatever do you mean?





:toast

[DavidWooderson]

alright alright alright!!!!

[DavidWooderson]

you guys livin it up to night? L-I-V-I-N???

[midgetonadonkey]

haha it's been a while since Wooderson made an appearance. Now if Glen Holland would show up that would make my night.

[Iris Holland]

haha it's been a while since Wooderson made an appearance. Now if Glen Holland would show up that would make my night.
I miss you Glen. Remember Cole. REMEMBER YOUR FAMILY!!!!

[HomerSimpson]

Glenn Holland is stupid.

[Kori Ellis]

Midgetonadonkey is a primadonna now.

I PM'd him yesterday and he doesn't even respond.

From now on, I do not defend the Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't know if you meant for me to respond. I did email the dude and have heard nothing back yet. I didn't mean to alienate Kori.

[midgetonadonkey]

I really do appreciate the help though. You are kickass in my book.

[NorCal510]

not in mine

[midgetonadonkey]

Norcal licks his mother's cunt.

[NorCal510]

mother jokes, so 6th grade. midge you are on 24/7, get a life!

[Kori Ellis]

I didn't know if you meant for me to respond. I did email the dude and have heard nothing back yet. I didn't mean to alienate Kori.

That's okay.

I thought you might be moving up to my friends list.

For now, my friends list remains at three.

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I should be number 2 on your friends list behind timothyvp. I know Kori has nothing but love for the Midge.

[ashbeeigh]

Apperently the apartment has gone on a Fat Tire kick. Should I join in the trend?

Fat Tire, the beer, nonetheless.

[Kori Ellis]

I should be number 2 on your friends list behind timothyvp. I know Kori has nothing but love for the Midge.

1. timvp
2. kris
3. Noel

That's all I got. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge should be number 4. He deserves at least that.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/DSC00412.jpg

This picture made me lol.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/fat_splits.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

That is so fucking hot.

[midgetonadonkey]

God dammit where the fuck is everyone? Jesus fucking Christ!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to be entertained people. Fuck!

[Squid]

Quit your bitching. You sound like a twat.

[The New Midge]

I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I'm sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

The New Midge is a little bitch. Why doesn't he insist on being such a pussy?

[sa_butta]

I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I'm sorry.Assbag is that you?

[The New Midge]

The New Midge is a little bitch. Why doesn't he insist on being such a pussy?

Quit being a jerk. Just be nice for once. It's fun. Just give it a try.

[Squid]

Where's my bitch Melmart? I feel like being drenched in her pussy juice.

[sa_butta]

Quit being a jerk. Just be nice for once. It's fun. Just give it a try.why dont you try being a jerk, its much more fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

Quit being a jerk. Just be nice for once. It's fun. Just give it a try.

Fag

[The New Midge]

why dont you try being a jerk, its much more fun.

Don't you remember the golden rule butta?

[Rocky Dennis]

I fucked a blind chick. :smokin

[sa_butta]

Don't you remember the golden rule butta?do you remember the golden shower?

[The New Midge]

have you ever had a golden shower?

That's a terrible thing to ask someone.

[Squid]

do you remember the golden shower?

I remember giving him a nice ink shower once.

[sa_butta]

I hate working on weekends.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate working on weekends.

No shit. I have to spend my Saturdays at a fucking library.

[sa_butta]

That's a terrible thing to ask someone.Your attitude is terrible.

[The New Midge]

I hate working on weekends.

You should feel blessed that God has given you the ability to provide for your family.

[sa_butta]

No shit. I have to spend my Saturdays at a fucking library.Any eye candy? We aint got shit here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Any eye candy? We aint got shit here.

Yeah. There is an old chubby lady sitting next to me

[sa_butta]

You should feel blessed that God has given you the ability to provide for your family.If he really wanted to bless me he would give me weekends off.

[sa_butta]

Yeah. There is an old chubby lady sitting next to meIs that the one that did the splits on the last page?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that the one that did the splits on the last page?

Sure is. She is really limber for an old fat lady.

[The New Midge]

If he really wanted to bless me he would give me weekends off.

I don't like your attitude and I don't feel I need to take in your negativity. I have to go volunteer at the children's hospital now anyway. You have a good day Sir.

[sa_butta]

I don't like your attitude and I don't feel I need to take in your negativity. I have to go volunteer at the children's hospital now anyway. You have a good day Sir.:sleep

[midgetonadonkey]

God I hate that New Midge.

[sa_butta]

Sure is. She is really limber for an old fat lady.are you at a school library?

[midgetonadonkey]

UTSA library

[midgetonadonkey]

You want me to hook you up with the fat old lady that does the splits?

[sa_butta]

You want me to hook you up with the fat old lady that does the splits?Ill talk to my wife Im sure she wouldnt mind.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just include your wife. Make it a threeway.

[sa_butta]

Just include your wife. Make it a threeway.Of course that is what I was thinking. Big girls need love too.

[NorCal510]

mother jokes, so 6th grade. midge you are on 24/7, get a life!

[DavidWooderson]

how goes it hombres?

[DavidWooderson]

mother jokes, so 6th grade. midge you are on 24/7, get a life!
dude works at a library. gotta pass the time somehow.

[Melmart1]

Did I just miss a Squid appearance :depressed

[Richard Cranium]

I know I did.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to have the best Saturday night...a 20 page biology paper. yeees.

[ShoogarBear]

"The Effect of Urine on Dirty Feet"

[midgetonadonkey]

I just used Kori's feature on best San Antonio strip clubs to direct my friend to an all nude place. Thanks Kori. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, I shouldn't really thank you, I'm not going but I guess that's a thanks for my friend.

[ashbeeigh]

"The Effect of Urine on Dirty Feet"

Yes. KEDA's the co-author.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha Keda pissed on your feet. You should start a fetish website with nothing but different guys pissing on your feet. There's money in that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've decided to wear my Houston Texans socks tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah I have Texans socks. Big fucking deal.

[FlyHigh07]

Are you fat.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you NorCal.

[ShoogarBear]

I've decided to wear my Houston Texans socks tonight.In honor of David Carr?

[FlyHigh07]

Fuck you NorCal.

who is norCAL fAtASS

[midgetonadonkey]

In honor of David Carr?

In honor of over paying for Matt Shaub.

[midgetonadonkey]

who is norCAL fAtASS

The 10 year old that is fucking your dad right now.

[FlyHigh07]

The 10 year old that is fucking your dad right now.

U r scary.

[midgetonadonkey]

Get the fuck out of here then.

[NorCal510]

i am almighty norcal

flyhigh, dont get scared of midge hes just a fatass thats on the internet 24/7 like a pussy bitch, thats right midge. fuck you.

[FlyHigh07]

Get the fuck out of here then.

why dont u? lowlife bitch harassing a minor! im reporting U :ihit :ihit

[FlyHigh07]

i am almighty norcal

flyhigh, dont get scared of midge hes just a fatass thats on the internet 24/7 like a pussy bitch, thats right midge. fuck you.

dude i aint scared of him. who is on the comp 24/7, fatass punker

[midgetonadonkey]

i am almighty norcal

flyhigh, dont get scared of midge hes just a fatass thats on the internet 24/7 like a pussy bitch, thats right midge. fuck you.

Yeah I'm fat but so are 80% of Americans. Go let your Uncle molest you some more you fucking wigger.

[trueD]

Being in the majority can actually solve lots of life's problems.

For instance, I don't have the money to go gambling tonight for paying a mortgage, car payment and various things I do for my kiddies. So here I am.

[trueD]

Does anyone know whether baking powder has a shelf life? I got a four number code and the date "October 2001" stamped on the bottom of the can.

[NorCal510]

Yeah I'm fat but so are 80% of Americans. Go let your Uncle molest you some more you fucking wigger.
hit the gym instead of ST. use the advice. get a life too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

In honor of David Carr?

"Honor" and "David Carr" probably shouldn't be in the same sentence.

[ashbeeigh]

How fucking hard is it to type two extra letters? u and r?

[ashbeeigh]

haha Keda pissed on your feet. You should start a fetish website with nothing but different guys pissing on your feet. There's money in that.

I'd rather make my money through legitimate means.

[Kori Ellis]

Does anyone know whether baking powder has a shelf life? I got a four number code and the date "October 2001" stamped on the bottom of the can.

12 months maximum I would guess.

Throw that crap away :lol

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.a1usa.net/gary/expire.html - says 18 months

http://www.recipes4us.co.uk/Specials%20and%20Holidays/Baking%20Powder%20and%20Soda%20Origin%20Uses%20Rec ipes.htm - says 6-12 months in an air tight container

[angel_luv]

Ouch!

Look at the message someone on My space sent me.

Title: You're ugly as hell
Message: You homo fool

What and why on earth?

:loser

[ashbeeigh]

Ouch!

Look at the message someone on My space sent me.

Title: You're ugly as hell
Message: You homo fool

What and why on earth?

:loser

People are dumb. :td

[trueD]

12 months maximum I would guess.

Throw that crap away :lol

You can't buy a little bit of baking powder either, what a scam.

I threw it away, but not before I used it today to make a flat Peach Cobbler. :p:

[angel_luv]

People are dumb. :td


And apparently really bored. I don't even know the guy. :lol

[Jekka]

Ouch!

Look at the message someone on My space sent me.

Title: You're ugly as hell
Message: You homo fool

What and why on earth?

:loser
Ignore them. Or, better yet, retaliate - crappy messages from Myspace idiots are a good outlet for pent up irritation.

[ashbeeigh]

And apparently really bored. I don't even know the guy. :lol

What a loser. Not doing something on a Saturday night. :D

[trueD]

Angel Luv, can't you prevent people from messaging you if they aren't a "friend"?

My daughter doesn't get anything from anyone unless they are part of her network of bitches. :)

[angel_luv]

Ignore them. Or, better yet, retaliate - crappy messages from Myspace idiots are a good outlet for pent up irritation.


:lol He was so yesterday. It is past midnight now. hehe.

Not that it matters other than I am curious, I wonder how he found me and what possessed him to message me. So weird.
Ironically the kid listed Jesus as one of his heroes.

[Jekka]

:lol He was so yesterday. It is past midnight now. hehe.

Not that it matters other than I am curious, I wonder how he found me and what possessed him to message me. So weird.
Ironically the kid listed Jesus as one of his heroes.
My "orientation" is listed as "unsure", so I get all kinds of three-way invites and crazy shit messaged to me all the time. I would restrict my messages if I didn't have fun ranting at people semi-anonymously.

[angel_luv]

Angel Luv, can't you prevent people from messaging you if they aren't a "friend"?

My daughter doesn't get anything from anyone unless they are part of her network of bitches. :)

Thanks for the idea.
I'm pretty sure that I could set my page to private. I just never felt the need to since only my friends write me and I never post anything personal on my page.

I can probably block the guy if he starts harassing me. I doubt he will though. I am not that interesting of a target. :lol

[angel_luv]

My "orientation" is listed as "unsure", so I get all kinds of three-way invites and crazy shit messaged to me all the time. I would restrict my messages if I didn't have fun ranting at people semi-anonymously.

Shame to let a great comeback go to waste. I don't say mine only because I don't want to give away my material. hehe. :)

[trueD]

Thanks for the idea.
I'm pretty sure that I could set my page to private. I just never felt the need to since only my friends write me and I never post anything personal on my page.

I can probably block the guy if he starts harassing me. I doubt he will though. I am not that interesting of a target. :lol
Maybe it was random...I've Googled pics that were attached to MYSpace accounts.

[trueD]

I've got to get to the 76 before 11:00 for cigs. I've been to the store twice today, then delivered some baked goods for a party, left to drive thru Del Taco for a fountain soda and later went to get a pedi. Now I'm on the road again, but life is good because I CAN! xoxo

[trueD]

Being organized seems a little stretch...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ouch!

Look at the message someone on My space sent me.

Title: You're ugly as hell
Message: You homo fool

What and why on earth?

:loser

What else did Danyo say?

[jman3000]

I think I lost my headache.

[jman3000]

i ran into a guy at chacho's tonight who i barely know... i did know him enough to where he would have my number though. he text messages me every 3 or so months randomly asking me if i know where i can score some meth or coke. he and about 4 other of his friends barely dented a full size order of king kong... i reckon the coke took away their appetites.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sandra is drunk. So am I. That is kick ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sandra is drunk. So am I. That is kick ass.thoroughly violate.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder what it would be like if a cat bred with a possum.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start a video diary and post it on youtube.

[ShoogarBear]

My daughter doesn't get anything from anyone unless they are part of her network of bitches. :)Sig worthy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra is drunk. So am I. That is kick ass.

Ugh...too much beer last night. :dizzy

[Melmart1]

My friend came over and we had a bunch of beer and vodka and I barely drank anything. Just wasn't a drinking night.

[ShoogarBear]

So it was a night for something else?

[Melmart1]

It was a night for me to go to bed sober so I wouldn't spend half the day hungover.

[ShoogarBear]

Borrrrrrrrr-ing!

:sleep

[NASpurs]

Drinking is for losers. Are you guys losers? Thought so.

[Silver21_Black20]

It was a night for me to go to bed sober so I wouldn't spend half the day hungover.

I've been hung over this whole day. I think it was a combination of the beer and the long work week.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I'm sure the long work week contributed. :rollin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah, I'm sure the long work week contributed. :rollindon't laugh. the work week is about the only thing long she looks forward to.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sick burn... :jack

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.themot.org/gallery/d/129154-1/NegroBaseballbush.jpg

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd love to get a piece of Barbara Bush.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd fold her sagging skin and fuck it. I've never fucked saggy skin before but it sounds really fucking hot.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/oldlady.jpg

[jman3000]

fuck

[jman3000]

a duck

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you hit that jman? Seriously, after about 12 beers and a couple of lines?

[midgetonadonkey]

I am smitten.

[Melmart1]

with that picture? becauase that shit should come with a warning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes, I stroke to that picture all the time. I thought you would like that picture Mel. I know how much you love seeing chicks in thongs.

[Melmart1]

not if their ass is actually concave.

[Kori Ellis]

How come there was no Midget or Melmart at the GTG?

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge is without money. Midge cannot afford such events.

[Melmart1]

Melmart thought she was going to be drafting tonight :depressed I know this sounds dumb but since I missed last year's I was kinda looking forward to attending this year. Oh well.

Plus I need to get some sun so I don't blind everyone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh stop with the damned excuses.

Jman skipped out on his tab and Billy has a shaven head...I didn't get blind when I kissed it and Kori's flash hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will be at the next Kori's house GTG. You have my word.

[Kori Ellis]

Oh stop with the damned excuses.

Jman skipped out on his tab and Billy has a shaven head...I didn't get blind when I kissed it and Kori's flash hit it.

Jason actually paid his tab in the end. :lol

Then we were leaving he couldn't find his keys. What a drunk ass!

[Melmart1]

The day people stop busting my chops about going is perhaps the day I will finally go.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will attend another GTG just so I can shake the hand of timvp.

[Melmart1]

He had to have been drunk to put lip gloss on. But If I were Angel, no way I touch his lips. He has been tossing coke whore salads, I wouldn't be surprised if her finger started itching soon.

[midgetonadonkey]

Her fingers will most likely develop sores in the next couple of weeks.

[Kori Ellis]

I will attend another GTG just so I can shake the hand of timvp.

Yes, the other GTG you attended you only talked to the women and ignored timvp - your host!

[midgetonadonkey]

I was sober and nervous. What the hell? Plus, I love the ladies. What can I say.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got the social anxiety disorder. I'm surprised I even showed up.

[Kori Ellis]

I was sober and nervous. What the hell? Plus, I love the ladies. What can I say.

What's your sober status these days? On the wagon? Off the wagon? Under the wagon?

[Kori Ellis]

I got the social anxiety disorder. I'm surprised I even showed up.

Well the girls made you comfortable :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

I drink but not as much as I did in my prime. I'm no longer a daily drinker. I'm a once and a while drinker. I thank my girlfriend for that.

[Kori Ellis]

I drink but not as much as I did in my prime. I'm no longer a daily drinker. I'm a once and a while drinker. I thank my girlfriend for that.

So do you have a serious girlfriend these days or a casual thing?

Do you still do fat chicks with toilet in their ass on the side?

[Melmart1]

So do you have a serious girlfriend these days or a casual thing?

Do you still do fat chicks with toilet in their ass on the side?
Kori seriously doesn't know who his gf is?

[Melmart1]

Even I know that, and I have barely been posting lately in the Quattro.