Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Silver21_Black20]

ummmm... good for you?

Oh shut up!

[midgetonadonkey]

I washed dishes until midnight.

[jman3000]

it's like picturing the beverly hill billies going out to a fancy restaurant.

:lol @ southsiders

[Silver21_Black20]

it's like picturing the beverly hill billies going out to a fancy restaurant.

:lol @ southsiders

Whatever Peter Piper Pizza boy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that joto.

[sa_butta]

Whatever Peter Piper Pizza boy.Nothing wrong with Peter Piper, its a great place for kids b-day parties, cause they serve beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

The pizza tastes like shit there.

[sa_butta]

who said anything about eating pizza there?

[ashbeeigh]

Rosie's pizza is the best pizza...$5 for a large. :tu

It's only in Seguin though. :td on that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. I hope you fucking choke on Rosie's Pizza.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. I hope you fucking choke on Rosie's Pizza.

I bet you're one of those people that get angry when they don't eat.

[sa_butta]

I bet you're one of those people that get angry when they don't eat.are you one of those people who eats when they get angry?

[ashbeeigh]

are you one of those people who eats when they get angry?

Nope. I rarely get angry.

[jman3000]

:lmao @ sandra getting offended.

can't take a fucking joke.

[Trainwreck2100]

so how was dinner with the heroin addict?

[jman3000]

so how was dinner with the heroin addict?

that's tomorrow... tonight i went to see mastodon with my friend. it was ok... the crowd was dead but it picked up in the 2nd half of the show... i'd give it a 6.

[jman3000]

i think i'm gonna spew... fucking Mexicans and their day old tacos.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manny's here, I haven't seen him online in a while...

[jman3000]

Mastodon's new track "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" can be heard online here (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/forkcast/41780). The song was recorded for the upcoming film "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters", with the band said to be featured in the start of the film as animated characters performing the aforementioned song. The track will also be featured on the movies soundtrack, which will arrive in stores on April 10th release date through Williams Street/ADA.

[MannyIsGod]

700 for a car payment? FUCK. I hope you're paying some low ass APR over 24 months sir.


$700 for a lobster?!??!?!

[Jekka]

Why is no one online to entertain me?

[KEDA]

Why is no one online to entertain me?


Im right here :toast

albeit 5 hours later

[KEDA]

oh and May 24th is going to be the worst fucking day ever!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao @ sandra getting offended.

can't take a fucking joke.

:lmao @ jason thinking I was serious.

[jman3000]

:lmao @ jason thinking I was serious.

:rolleyes way to play it off.

[jman3000]

i think i'm gonna spew... fucking Mexicans and their day old tacos.
i still feel this way. i think it's time to induce some vomiting.

[ashbeeigh]

oh and May 24th is going to be the worst fucking day ever!!!

What the hell? I'll make it better, that's my birthday!

[jman3000]

did ashbeeigh just offer to fuck keda on her birthday?

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't have bread or cheese. I don't know what I will do for lunch now.

[Mixability]

700 for a car payment? FUCK. I hope you're paying some low ass APR over 24 months sir.

700 is about twice as much I was paying for my last car, which I got about 6 years ago. I now make three times as much as I did then, so I thought I deserved a car at least twice as expensive. Well, that and I needed a bigger car cause of the family. 700 over 24 months? What did you expect me to buy, a FORD?!?!? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a regular slice of bread and one nalga. I'm safe for today.

[Mixability]

I have a regular slice of bread and one nalga. I'm safe for today.

people who leave both nalgas till the end should be shot, the nalga is to be savored and enjoyed when you first open the bread. Discrimination at its worst.

[midgetonadonkey]

I eat the bread in the order that it is opened. I eat the first nalga first and the last nalga last.

[MannyIsGod]

http://lh6.google.com/image/koriellis/Rf-lNIsWliI/AAAAAAAABjY/vtV-BB1xbU8/kings066.jpg

lmao

[MannyIsGod]

700 is about twice as much I was paying for my last car, which I got about 6 years ago. I now make three times as much as I did then, so I thought I deserved a car at least twice as expensive. Well, that and I needed a bigger car cause of the family. 700 over 24 months? What did you expect me to buy, a FORD?!?!? :lolIf you make more I think you should save more to put more down as opposed to having a crazy car payment (700 is crazy to me, but thats just me - I'm sure i'm in the minority). I say all this in thats what I would do. I don't want to tell anyone what to do with their money. :)

[MannyIsGod]

I'm awake during normal people ours. Its weird.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, WTF, go to bed.

This time change is still fucking with me as far as sleep goes. I routinely stay up until 3 a.m. and sleep until 10:30 or 11 a.m. and I don't much like it at all.

[Mixability]

If you make more I think you should save more to put more down as opposed to having a crazy car payment (700 is crazy to me, but thats just me - I'm sure i'm in the minority). I say all this in thats what I would do. I don't want to tell anyone what to do with their money. :)

I needed to establish some credit, I had NONE. I don't think it's too crazy, because I got a crazy low APR and only for a short term.

[Mixability]

I eat the bread in the order that it is opened. I eat the first nalga first and the last nalga last.

you haven't lived until you eat a sandwich with 2 nalgas!

[jman3000]

people who leave both nalgas till the end should be shot, the nalga is to be savored and enjoyed when you first open the bread. Discrimination at its worst.



you haven't lived until you eat a sandwich with 2 nalgas!

lies!

[midgetonadonkey]

you haven't lived until you eat a sandwich with 2 nalgas!

I have had a 2 nalga sandwich with potted meat. A poor kid's hamburger.

[Mixability]

lies!

what i should have said is that people who don't eat the nalgas at all should be shot.

you're very attentive for a crackhead.

[KEDA]

What the hell? I'll make it better, that's my birthday!


thats why it is the worst day of the year, because you lasted another 365 days!

[Mixability]

I have had a 2 nalga sandwich with potted meat. A poor kid's hamburger.

not even a poor kid would eat potted meat.

[KEDA]

Ashbeigh just wants me to piss on her feet again.

she is still an R. Kelly fan

[Mixability]

Has anyone had any experience with the nes zapper gun on a newer TV? Will the infared work like it did back in the day?

[Mixability]

haha, I was asking where to find the best lobster and now I ask info about the NES.

[ashbeeigh]

did ashbeeigh just offer to fuck keda on her birthday?

That's a a negative. I just said it being my birthday automatically made it a better day.


thats why it is the worst day of the year, because you lasted another 365 days!

I''m shocked! This birthday is going to kick ass. I plan to get shitfaced because I won't be on a misson trip this year.

[Silver21_Black20]

That's a a negative. I just said it being my birthday automatically made it a better day.



I''m shocked! This birthday is going to kick ass. I plan to get shitfaced because I won't be on a misson trip this year.

Shitfaced? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I plan to get shitfaced.wow. now that's original

[1369]

I''m shocked! This birthday is going to kick ass. I plan to get shitfaced because I won't be on a misson trip this year.

And the bar for commenting on vulgar acts involving bodily fluids has now been raised.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking bitch. I walked right into that.

I won't edit it, because, indeed, it was funny.

So drunk I can't walk straight or something to that extent would have been better.

[AFBlue]

I plan to get shitfaced because I won't be on a misson trip this year.

Does anyone else find this irony hilarious?

No Church Trip, then Godless drinking and probably unprotected pre-marital sex....most likely followed by someone urinating on feet.

Maybe it's just funny because I did almost the exact same thing last year...

[1369]

Does anyone else find this irony hilarious?

No Church Trip, then Godless drinking and probably unprotected pre-marital sex....most likely followed by someone urinating on feet.

Maybe it's just funny because I did almost the exact same thing last year...

What the hell is it with ya'lls generation and "pissing on feet"?

I mean sure, we had Swatch watches, leg warmers, parachute pants and "Members Only" jackets, but intentionally throwing a whiz on someone's foot?

I pray for the future of our country, I really do.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

...................drinking and .. sexdon't give her too much credit.

[Trainwreck2100]

What the hell is it with ya'lls generation and "pissing on feet"?

I mean sure, we had Swatch watches, leg warmers, parachute pants and "Members Only" jackets, but intentionally throwing a whiz on someone's foot?

I pray for the future of our country, I really do.


you forgot the invention of the roos

[CamRon]

invention of the roors?

[Mixability]

What the hell is it with ya'lls generation and "pissing on feet"?


ashbitch has had soooo many people piss on her feet, she alone made it a cultural phenomenon.

[CamRon]

yall on that r kelly shit! this thread is gay as fuck b!

[ashbeeigh]

you forgot the invention of the roos

Is that virgin slang for something?

[AFBlue]

yall on that r kelly shit! this thread is gay as fuck b!

CamRon almost bringing this thread to a screetching halt with his best FlyHigh07 impression....fucking moron.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What the hell is it with ya'lls generation and "pissing on feet"?

I mean sure, we had Swatch watches, leg warmers, parachute pants and "Members Only" jackets, but intentionally throwing a whiz on someone's foot?

I pray for the future of our country, I really do.

Oh, if only your wife would produce that picture of you wearing all four of those, I could die a happy man.

[Mixability]

anyone know of another good amaretto. disaronno is getting a little old for my fiancee. or do amarettos rarely change taste from brand to brand?

[AFBlue]

at least you can go to joe garcia's!

Didn't make it out to Joe T Garcias, but ate at Uncle Julios and El Mercado Juarez, which were both infinitely better than what we have in Georgia. It was great...

BTW, Georgians are in love with what they call "queso", which happens to be a block of WHITE CHEESE melted in a bowl. They call it "queso", I call it what it is "cheese dip", and it's fucking horrible.

[leemajors]

anyone know of another good amaretto. disaronno is getting a little old for my fiancee. or do amarettos rarely change taste from brand to brand?

i haven't had it, but Lazzaroni is the other big name in amaretto.

[Kori Ellis]

Where's Midget?

[ShoogarBear]

I banned him.

[Kori Ellis]

I added more pictures to the SpursTalk photo albums.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1522214&postcount=1

The 2003 pictures are funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm here now. No need to worry.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm here now. No need to worry.

:smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I added more pictures to the SpursTalk photo albums.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1522214&postcount=1

The 2003 pictures are funny.

God, I can't believe it's been that long.

Good time, SpursTalk, good time.

[sa_butta]

I wish I had been here back then, good times since I have been here though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to attend another GTG. Everybody here needs to experience drunk Midge.

[sa_butta]

I need to attend another GTG. Everybody here needs to experience drunk Midge.Dont you mean we need to experience sober Midge?
I thought you were drunk this whole time.

[midgetonadonkey]

Excellent point butta.

[atxrocker]

holy shit theres a ton of mouse pics in those galleries

[ashbeeigh]

I'll consider going to another gtg if jman doesn't look at my bra.

[Melmart1]

How can jman look at your bra if it is under your clothes? I think you like the attention and really want jman to look at your bra, you whore.

[CuckingFunt]

I will never, ever forgive jman for making a comment that led to a conversation, no matter how brief, focusing on ashbeeigh's underthings.

[ashbeeigh]

How can jman look at your bra if it is under your clothes? I think you like the attention and really want jman to look at your bra, you whore.

The excuse I had lined up was, "it slipped because I had a sleeveless shirt on that night."

Next gtg I will wear something with sleeves.

[Melmart1]

nobody cares, attention whore!

[ashbeeigh]

nobody cares, attention whore!

Post count doesn't lie, Mel! You're one too!

[Melmart1]

Some of us post in other forums, not just the Club and the Golden Showers forums.

[ShoogarBear]

Helllllooooo, whores.

[Melmart1]

20K posts?!?!? Shoogar is the biggest whore of all.

/ashbeeigh

[ShoogarBear]

I am not a ho.

20,000 is my cut as a pimp.

:hat

[ashbeeigh]

Some of us post in other forums, not just the Club and the Golden Showers forums.

I posted in the college forum a few days ago and the Spurs forum earlier today.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Something tells me Shoog's name is going to end up on that Washington, DC madam's phone records.

[KEDA]

A GTG needs to happen soon, I want to show off my bald head.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm sleepy.

[ShoogarBear]

Something tells me Shoog's name is going to end up on that Washington, DC madam's phone records.Not my real name.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not my real name.

But I do know your real name.

So things will get mighty dicey for you when they release those records to the media, Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

[mardigan]

Is it possible to get blood out of a white shirt?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is it possible to get blood out of a white shirt?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060706215022AAqtguz

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm in a fucking terrible mood today. I haven't been this pissy since my last period. I can fucking kill someone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm in a fucking terrible mood today. I haven't been this pissy since my last period. I can fucking kill someone.

Now where is Ashbeeigh when we actually need her?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm in a fucking terrible mood today. I haven't been this pissy since my last period. I can fucking kill someone.

Oh? But seriously, I hope you have a better day.

[mardigan]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060706215022AAqtguz
Thanks, its my 95 midwestern championship SPurs shirt, I hope it comes out or I will be pissed

[jman3000]

Chang's was pretty cool... the hostess lady was around our age and she thought we made a cute couple, so she kept on hooking us up with refills of that hot sake. Good shit.

The girl I was with ordered those lettuce wraps... again, good shoot. The thing is... I arrived to Chang's a bit tipsy. By the time I had had a bunch of sake I was borderline drunk. I asked the hostess that I didn't know what I wanted and that she should surprise me. I think she gave us the Lo Mein and Mongolian Beef... when she had originally recommended the Mong. Beef I said something like "I've never had an asian man before"... she started laughing really hard and almost hit one of the other waiters/busboys... good times.

[jman3000]

it wasn't nearly as expensive as i thought... 50 bucks including a $10 tip for 2 people w/ 2 entres, 1 appetizer, and sake isn't bad at all. i didn't really study the receipt... we might have gotten something for free i reckon though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you were going to have soup.

[sa_butta]

it wasn't nearly as expensive as i thought... 50 bucks including a $10 tip for 2 people w/ 2 entres, 1 appetizer, and sake isn't bad at all. i didn't really study the receipt... we might have gotten something for free i reckon though.Not bad, but enough about the restaurant. Did you get her drunk enough?

[jman3000]

1. I didn't even look at the menu ... i was buzzing pretty hard.

2. i dont need to get them drunk... shiiiiiiiiiit.

[jman3000]

another funny thing was that a kid was making a cross with his chopsticks and i guess pretending to kill vampires or something... he did it at me and i acted like it was hurting me. he started laughing and dribbled food all over himself... again... good times.

[Mixability]

jman is remembering too much from last night to make me believe he was really drunk.

[jman3000]

jman is remembering too much from last night to make me believe he was really drunk.

buzzing + being drunk happened at 2 different times... i wasn't drunk until towards the end. plus even if i was drunk the whole time... it's not like you forget every single little thing. i dont remember taking all of their toothpicks though... i checked my pant pockets this morning and had about 2 handfuls worth of toothpicks. suckers.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never remember shit when I drink. After 4 beers I blackout.

[sa_butta]

i checked my pant pockets this morning and had about 2 handfuls worth of toothpicks. suckers.what a rebel.

[Fillmoe]

what a biggity bitch

[jman3000]

what a rebel.

sticking it to the man one toothpick at a time.

[sa_butta]

I never remember shit when I drink. After 4 beers I blackout.Note to self-If midge blacks out after 4 beers immediatley pour more beer in his mouth to bring him back.

[sa_butta]

sticking it to the man one toothpick at a time.sounds like accupuncture.

[1369]

sticking it to the ladies one toothpick sized peener at a time.

Fixed that for you

[midgetonadonkey]

I blackout memory-wise, I do not pass out.

[jman3000]

i always remember bits and pieces. i'll forget some details, but remember others in extreme clarity... but i always have at least a vague summary in my mind of what happened.

[jman3000]

i havent been blackout/pass out drunk in almost a year i reckon.

[midgetonadonkey]

After I go to the bar I usually have to call the person I was with the next day so they can tell me what happened. My memory is shit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

After I go to the bar I usually have to call the person I was with the next day so they can tell me what happened. My memory is shit.It must be all the reggae you listen to.

[sa_butta]

It must be all the reggae you listen to.Booah:smokin

[sa_butta]

Where the hell is Orion?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Burning mecco.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've had the same headache for over 24 hours. I think I got brain AIDS.

[sa_butta]

Can I get the AIDS from posting in the same thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

As long as you wear rubbers on your fingers you are ok.

[sa_butta]

As long as you wear rubbers on your fingers you are ok.It doesnt feel the same.

[Melmart1]

I was at the zoo today with my nephew and a friend's twin boys, all under the age of five. Somebody just shoot me now. I think I need a beer...

[jman3000]

I was at the zoo today with my nephew and a friend's twin boys, all under the age of five. Somebody just shoot me now. I think I need a beer...

I have a beer that's about 17%... 2 of em will get you buzzing pretty good. come on over.

[jman3000]

we can finally have round 2 :spin

[CuckingFunt]

It doesnt feel the same.Try the ribbed ones. Your keyboard will thank you.

[Melmart1]

we can finally have round 2 :spin
It took me a minute to figure out what the hell you were talking about! :lol

[jman3000]

It took me a minute to figure out what the hell you were talking about! :lol

i guess i just wasn't that good :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Why hasn't Melmart ever taking me to the zoo?

[Melmart1]

Why hasn't Melmart ever taking me to the zoo?
The monkeys and gorillas are on hiatus while they build a new structure. You wouldn't feel at home.

[midgetonadonkey]

But I want to see the bug exhibit.

[CuckingFunt]

I always liked the reptile house. But if I never go to another zoo in my life, it will be too soon.

[ShoogarBear]

I always liked the reptile house. Couldn't have anything to do with the big snakes now?

[CuckingFunt]

Couldn't have anything to do with the big snakes now?More of a blood lust than a lust lust -- feeding time was particularly entertaining.

[Melmart1]

But I want to see the bug exhibit.
Dude, I didn't even get to see the bug exhibit. The boys wanted to eat then we got turned around and we missed some stuff. Then it rained for a little while. Blechhhh. I am fucking tired now.

[CuckingFunt]

At Marine World here in Northern California, they have (well, had, I haven't been there in years) a huge butterfly exhibit that my friends and I used to go to every year. We'd run around and stomp our feet loudly on the ground as if we were crushing their precious butterflies.

They'd kick us out eventually, but it was always the height of hilarity until they did.

[sa_butta]

More of a blood lust than a lust lust -- feeding time was particularly entertaining.http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/tom_green/roadtrip.jpg
Reminds me of this scene.

[CuckingFunt]

At Marine World here in Northern California, they have (well, had, I haven't been there in years) a huge butterfly exhibit that my friends and I used to go to every year. We'd run around and stomp our feet loudly on the ground as if we were crushing their precious butterflies.

They'd kick us out eventually, but it was always the height of hilarity until they did.What the hell?

That post had a certain ashbeeigh quality to it, and I apologize for that.

[sa_butta]

What the hell?

That post had a certain ashbeeigh quality to it, and I apologize for that.Dont appologize, that sounds like assbag.

[CuckingFunt]

Dont appologize, that sounds like assbag.Son of a bitch!

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I still have a headache. I think I need drugs of some sort. Anyone know a reliable heroin dealer?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I should become a pharmacist.

[midgetonadonkey]

I could steal meds from old people.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll give them placebos.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear they work just as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some percocets would be nice right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe even some codine.

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone?

[midgetonadonkey]

Opiates? Anyone?

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I make drugs from lemon poppy seed muffins?

[midgetonadonkey]

I can scrap the poppy seeds off and grind them up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does that make heroin?

[midgetonadonkey]

I should try it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will grind them up and then heat them on a spoon.

[midgetonadonkey]

My rehab counselor was on the horse.

[midgetonadonkey]

He told us a story about how he smuggled an ounce of China white from Hong Kong in his ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I lol'd.

[tlongII]

My rehab counselor was on the horse.

If you wanna ride.
Don't ride the white horse.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ug0d15daepXn.gif

[Mr.Ed]

The horse is a bad mofo.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did Mr. Ed ever get laid?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think his ability to talk would've made him an automatic stud.

[NorCal510]

wat it do blud

[NorCal510]

this place is for fags fuck u all

[midgetonadonkey]

NorCal blows his own father.

[sa_butta]

this place is for fags fuck u allthen why did you
cum?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Is anyone watching southpark? It's officially jumping the shark, right now, as we speak.

Trey and Matt said they would never EVER do an episode on the same topic. They said it was beneath them. The only exception to this, so far, has been the scientology shit, and that is a special case. But they're doing another anti-global warming episode, and while its funny, this is easily a jumped shark.
south park
rip

[ashbeeigh]

I was worried that these imposters like HighFly and CamRRon or whatnot were worse than NorCal. I was mistaken.

[angel_luv]

Bwhahaha!

I set up my computer so you need a password to get on it.

I did this because I discovered my roomate has been coming into my room when I am away and using my computer.

It isn't the sharing I have an issue with. If she had asked to borrow it I would have let her.

I just don't like people going behind my back. So, I have out snuck the sneakster.

Bwhahahaha! :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not "iluvRasho" is it?

'Cause she'll figure that out.

[angel_luv]

It's not "iluvRasho" is it?

'Cause she'll figure that out.


Not likely. Even if that were my password, she doesn't know enough about the Spurs or me, for that matter., to figure it out.

[ashbeeigh]

Bwhahaha!

I set up my computer so you need a password to get on it.

I did this because I discovered my roomate has been coming into my room when I am away and using my computer.

It isn't the sharing I have an issue with. If she had asked to borrow it I would have let her.

I just don't like people going behind my back. So, I have out snuck the sneakster.

Bwhahahaha! :)


I did that to my roommate sophomore year when I found out she was out cyber whoring herself on those rating sites like ratemyfatpuertoricanass.com.

But, she probably could have figured out my password since she's known me since freshman year of high school.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It would be more fun to leave it alone and set up a VPN, then, fuck with her when your in class or on another computer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Firefox can't find the server at www.ratemyfatpuertoricanass.com.


Hmmm, might make a good cybersquat.

[ashbeeigh]

Hmmm, might make a good cybersquat.

She single handedly shut the place down, that's how hot her fat puerto rican ass was.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No match found for ratemyfatpuertoricanass.com.

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2007-03-21 19:10
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

[ashbeeigh]

No match found for ratemyfatpuertoricanass.com.

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2007-03-21 19:10
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

:lmao

[jman3000]

She single handedly shut the place down, that's how hot her fat puerto rican ass was.
digits?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

digits?

Well, at least you know if she's got a fat ass, she's probably not doing blow.

[jman3000]

i'd preferably do the blow off her fat ass... but i guess i can't have my cake and eat it too.

[NorCal510]

fuk yo life boyy!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i'd preferably do the blow off her fat ass... but i guess i can't have my cake and eat it too.

If you give her a mix CD with the Puerto Rican flag on it, you could probably do anything you wanted.

[ashbeeigh]

i'd preferably do the blow off her fat ass... but i guess i can't have my cake and eat it too.

If you get her really hungry and horny you could probably get her to do it.

[NorCal510]

yee yee i go dumb in da bay

[jman3000]

If you get her really hungry and horny you could probably get her to do it.
:elephant

[ashbeeigh]

Isn't it your bed time NorCal?

[Melmart1]

13 hours since the last post. This thread is a joke now. ashbeeigh needs to stop coming in here and being a thread killer. I thought CuckingFunt was bad about that, shit. She doesn't hold a candle to assbeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

13 hours since the last post. This thread is a joke now. ashbeeigh needs to stop coming in here and being a thread killer. I thought CuckingFunt was bad about that, shit. She doesn't hold a candle to assbeigh.:pctoss

:depressed

[Melmart1]

hahaha, I knew you would react to that. It's OK, you haven't been a thread killer in awhile.

[ShoogarBear]

If you held a candle to ashbeeiigh and another candle to CuckingFunt, who would catch on fire first?

[1369]

13 hours since the last post. I have no other life than to get in the internet and reply to this thread. Please, won't someone authenticate my reason for living and entertain me?

There, fixed that for you.
:p:

[ShoogarBear]

Let me
Entertain you . . .

[Melmart1]

So what does it say that you have nothing better to do than to alter people's posts?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a headache.

[ShoogarBear]

So what does it say that you have nothing better to do than to alter people's posts?
It makes him a post whore by proxy.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is the third day of my headache.

[ShoogarBear]

A bullet is a guaranteed cure.

[Melmart1]

Midge definitely has the HIV of the brain.

[Melmart1]

If I had a headache, my grandpa always told me he would punch me in the gut, and that the pain would make me forget I had a headache. I think it was his unsubtle way of telling me to stop bitching.

[ShoogarBear]

Why are you Melmart1? Is there a Melmart0 or a Melmart2?

[Melmart1]

Yes, when I signed up for email, Melmart was taken. So I put a 1 by it and it wasn't taken. It's been my online identity ever since.

[ShoogarBear]

We should locate Melmart. Maybe she would show up for a GTG.

[Melmart1]

Ohhh, gtg smack. Love it. But not as much as the geisha smack, that is truly my favorite.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This is the third day of my headache.if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ohhh, gtg smack. Love it. But not as much as the geisha smack, that is truly my favorite.is that a good movie? i've always wanted to check it out, but haven't.

[Mixability]

if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.

What if they give him a vaccine?!?!?!??!

[midgetonadonkey]

if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.

I'm not joking. I hate doctors though.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of movies, I have a shitload of them to watch this week. INcluding Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave

I can't wait to watch this one!

[Melmart1]

I did not even know there was a part 5. Is this a straight-to-DVD thing?

[ShoogarBear]

Geisha Smack? :lmao

It does sound like a porno.

[ShoogarBear]

I did not even know there was a part 5. Is this a straight-to-DVD thing?No, it was a nominee for Best Documentary this year.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not joking. I hate doctors though.i know what you mean. this isn't to scare you, but a guy at my work always had headaches. he never got it checked out until one day it was unbearable. anyway, he developed a tumor the size of a lemon in his brain. he died last june. your body gives signals for stuff that ain't going right within you. don't ignore them too long.

[Melmart1]

The premise is rather funny though. Apparently it is set in a big, drugged-out rave. The newest designer drug that all the kids at the rave are taking wake the dead from the grave, and they go to the rave but everyone is so high, nobody can tell who the zombies are and who the humans are. This might be fun after all.

[Melmart1]

Geisha Smack: The Movie. Would this require me to get spanked throughout the porno? Cus I might actually like that...

[ShoogarBear]

Geisha Smack: The Movie. Would this require me to get spanked throughout the porno? Cus I might actually like that...As casting director, I will have to set up the auditions for that.

[midgetonadonkey]

i know what you mean. this isn't to scare you, but a guy at my work always had headaches. he never got it checked out until one day it was unbearable. anyway, he developed a tumor the size of a lemon in his brain. he died last june. your body gives signals for stuff that ain't going right within you. don't ignore them too long.

That doesn't scare me. I laugh in the face of lemon sized tumors. HA HA!

[Melmart1]

As casting director, I will have to set up the auditions for that.
Exactly how do you set up audtions for a butt-slapping porn? See who leaves the biggest handprint, or who gets it the reddest?

[Melmart1]

I think Midge has had a headache ever since eating at the Cheesecake Factory. He should just stick to making them homemade.

[ShoogarBear]

Exactly how do you set up audtions for a butt-slapping porn? See who leaves the biggest handprint, or who gets it the reddest?Excellent question. I will have to hold my own personal mock auditions to prepare suitable criteria for the real ones.

So when is a good time for you?

[ShoogarBear]

Listening to too much Justin Timberlake is the #1 cause of prolonged headaches.

But yes, midge, you should see somebody.

[midgetonadonkey]

If it doesn't go away by tomorrow I'll see my doctor. Maybe I can get some pain killers out of it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

. I laugh in the face of lemon sized tumors. HA HA!,but the lemon sized tumors have the last laugh.

[Silver21_Black20]

I need a beer.

[ShoogarBear]

:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, you said bEEr . . .

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...yes, bEEr.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet a beer would help my headache.

[KEDA]

Im going to get some ice cream

[midgetonadonkey]

What flavor?

[Silver21_Black20]

Marble Slab?

Mmmmm...

[KEDA]

cookies and cream

and its Meg's Ice Cream so that makes better because it isnt mine

[midgetonadonkey]

They should make beer flavored ice cream.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dammit! Now I want ice cream.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder how a beer float would taste.

[Silver21_Black20]

:vomit:

[KEDA]

when I worked at Dairy Queen back in the day, I had a guy wanting a tea float. He was a sick bastard.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it would taste alright if one of the Sam Adams chocolate beers is used.

[Melmart1]

The best ice cream ever is Amy's. I took a friend there yesterday for the first time and she damn near had an orgasm.

[midgetonadonkey]

?
The best ice cream ever is Amy's. I took a friend there yesterday for the first time and she damn near had an orgasm.

Did she almost orgasm from the ice cream or because you had your hand down her pants?

[ShoogarBear]

You must have taken her to the bushes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just got an email saying "Feed your dick and watch it grow".

[NorCal510]

say wat?

[ShoogarBear]

I just got an email saying "Feed your dick and watch it grow".Was it from Justin?

[TheTruth]

Hey guys...

[ShoogarBear]

Did you just say "hi"?

[jman3000]

The best ice cream ever is Amy's. I took a friend there yesterday for the first time and she damn near had an orgasm.
when i went to chang's the other night i took the girl to amy's too... she had an orgasm.. but it wasn't from the ice cream... i hope.

[Kori Ellis]

when i went to chang's the other night i took the girl to amy's too... she had an orgasm.. but it wasn't from the ice cream... i hope.

Coke whores like icecream?