Free Quattro Razor (4)

[Kori Ellis]

Kori seriously doesn't know who his gf is?

Umm ... yes I do.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am extremely serious about this girlfriend. She may be the last girl I'm ever with. My days of fucking fat chicks with toilet paper in their ass are over.

[Melmart1]

hahaa, OK. Just checking.

[Kori Ellis]

I am extremely serious about this girlfriend. She may be the last girl I'm ever with. My days of fucking fat chicks with toilet paper in their ass are over.

Damn, SpursTalk is pretty powerful.

[Melmart1]

Have you caught her on one of those engagement ring websites?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes it is. :hat

[Kori Ellis]

Have you caught her on one of those engagement ring websites?

:lol Give her a few months at least.

She probably looks at them now, but doesn't let him catch her yet.

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you caught her on one of those engagement ring websites?

Not yet. She knows I'm broke and can't afford anything but Diamonique.

[Melmart1]

:lol Give her a few months at least.

She probably looks at them now, but doesn't let him catch her yet.
I wonder if Truth was joking or trying to feel her out. Even if she doesn't post, she probably reads the board still.

[Melmart1]

Is Diamonique the new cubic zirconia?

[Kori Ellis]

I wonder if Truth was joking or trying to feel her out. Even if she doesn't post, she probably reads the board still.

They are very cute together. It would be terrific if they got married.

They better thank me - seeing as I pushed them together :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Diamonique the new cubic zirconia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamonique

[Melmart1]

I wonder if their offspring will hate Mexicans as much as Mandy does.

[Melmart1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamonique
Uhhh.. so this means you watch QVC?

GAY!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

How can anyone hate Mexicans? We are such a beautiful people. We love drinking at 10am, collecting welfare and having dozens of children.

[Melmart1]

Since I can't sleep I think I am going to watch a movie, but the only one I have that I haven't seen is "The Descent" and it's supposed to be scary. Perhaps not a good bedtime movie?

[Kori Ellis]

How can anyone hate Mexicans? We are such a beautiful people. We love drinking at 10am, collecting welfare and having dozens of children.

Where's your girlfriend?

[midgetonadonkey]

Uhhh.. so this means you watch QVC?

GAY!!!

Dammit, I find it funny. I watch the religion channels for the same reason. :madrun

[Melmart1]

How can anyone hate Mexicans? We are such a beautiful people. We love drinking at 10am, collecting welfare and having dozens of children.
My grandmother hated Mexicans, and she was one.

[mardigan]

Since I can't sleep I think I am going to watch a movie, but the only one I have that I haven't seen is "The Descent" and it's supposed to be scary. Perhaps not a good bedtime movie?
I watched that movie last week at like 3 in the morning and couldnt go to sleep, I would suggest against it

[midgetonadonkey]

Where's your girlfriend?

At home, asleep. She wasn't feeling to well because we drank quite a bit last night. Plus, she has to work in the morning.

[Melmart1]

Dammit, I find it funny. I watch the religion channels for the same reason. :madrun
I didn't even know there was a Catholic Channel until I came back to Texas and my new roommates only have up to channel 23 and Bravo. You learn to deal with new channels very quickly. We are getting extended basic before the playoffs though.

[Melmart1]

I watched that movie last week at like 3 in the morning and couldnt go to sleep, I would suggest against it
Is it good though, or just scary? It looks really good.

[jman3000]

i blame kori for me paying my bill.... if we hadn't talked for 2 hours outside champps, i would have been home free and not have that waitress catch me outside : (

[midgetonadonkey]

Catholic channel programming is the best. I can watch it for hours.

[Kori Ellis]

i blame kori for me paying my bill.... if we hadn't talked for 2 hours outside champps, i would have been home free and not have that waitress catch me outside : (

If your ass wasn't so drunk, we wouldn't have stayed with you to talk outside for 2 hours and sober you up.

WTF did you do with your keys anyhow?

[Melmart1]

What a fucking thief jman is! What are you, Mexican or something?

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics31.jpg

[mardigan]

Is it good though, or just scary? It looks really good.
Its badass and really well done, not to much character development or stoty, always good for a horror movie. Scary as fuck though, I will never use nightvision on a camcorder again because of that fucking movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

I loved driving drunk. It's an adventure. You never know what will happen. Will I get stopped and arrested, will I kill a family, or will I make it home? It's a great feeling waking up in your bed knowing you beat the odds. It used to be a strange kind of high for me.

[mardigan]

I loved driving drunk. It's an adventure. You never know what will happen. Will I get stopped and arrested, will I kill a family, or will I make it home? It's a great feeling waking up in your bed knowing you beat the odds. It used to be a strange kind of high for me.
Or will I fall asleep in the drive through at Taco Cabana waiting for my barbacoa tacos and get woken up by the security guard?

[midgetonadonkey]

I just measured my wiener dog and he is 28 inches long.

[Melmart1]

I just measured my wiener dog and he is 28 inches long.
My roommate just got two tiny little lap dogs this weekend, I thougth they would yip and yip all day but I have barely heard a peep out of them. It's quite nice.

[Kori Ellis]

I just measured my wiener dog and he is 28 inches long.

That's a pretty big weiner.

[midgetonadonkey]

Or will I fall asleep in the drive through at Taco Cabana waiting for my barbacoa tacos and get woken up by the security guard?

That happened to my friend but he wasn't at Taco Cabana, he was at Whataburger. Luckily, they only got him for a PI and not a DWI. He passed out in the line for the drive thru and held it up for over half an hour.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a pretty big weiner.

That's what she said. :smokin

[Melmart1]

I was in line at whataburger and the guy in front of us opened up the door and starting puking everywhere. Normally, that would gross me out and make me lose my appetite, but I was pretty drunk myself, so I highly enjoyed my food.

[jman3000]

If your ass wasn't so drunk, we wouldn't have stayed with you to talk outside for 2 hours and sober you up.

WTF did you do with your keys anyhow? :depressed

they really were under my car... i was headed back into champps... when i realized i had a spare in my wallet... as i was opening my door i saw my keys under my car... good times.

[Melmart1]

So what the hell am I going to watch now? Hmmm...

[jman3000]

i can't believe you didn't get me kissing spurschick... i'm utterly dissapointed.

[Kori Ellis]

i can't believe you didn't get me kissing spurschick... i'm utterly dissapointed.

Sorry. You kissed her fast. And I wasn't expecting you to kiss her.

The picture of me sitting on your lap came out really blurry. That's the last time we let Angel Luv take pictures.

[midgetonadonkey]

So what the hell am I going to watch now? Hmmm...

You should pop in the first season of the Golden Girls on DVD.

[mardigan]

So what the hell am I going to watch now? Hmmm...
I mean watch it.....if you dare! I watch tons of horror movies and most of them dont scare me, but I definately was jumping during that movie. If you can sleep with your lights on I say do it, Or you could just watch Adult Swim

[midgetonadonkey]

Sorry. You kissed her fast. And I wasn't expecting you to kiss her.

The picture of me sitting on your lap came out really blurry. That's the last time we let Angel Luv take pictures.

Maybe you shouldn't let a drunk ANgel Luv take pictures.

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe you shouldn't let a drunk ANgel Luv take pictures.

She wasn't drunk. She drink 1/5 of a Shiner.

[Melmart1]

I mean watch it.....if you dare! I watch tons of horror movies and most of them dont scare me, but I definately was jumping during that movie. If you can sleep with your lights on I say do it, Or you could just watch Adult Swim
I don't have the channel adult swin comes on. I only have up to channel 23 and bravo and golf channel and tv guide channel. :pctoss

[Melmart1]

And I don't have the Golden Girls on DVD! :lol But I do have my KITH seasons 1 and 2 that came in the mail that I haven't watched... hmmm... $20 shipped for two full seasons of comedy goodness. Me likey.

[mardigan]

Fuck it, watch it then, the chicks in that movie are tough as shit, it will boost your toughness factor

[midgetonadonkey]

I figured everybody owned at least the first season of Golden Girls on DVD.

[Melmart1]

I figured everybody owned at least the first season of Golden Girls on DVD.
Son of a bitch! Now I have the friggin theme song in my head! :pctoss

[mardigan]

And I don't have the Golden Girls on DVD! :lol But I do have my KITH seasons 1 and 2 that came in the mail that I haven't watched... hmmm... $20 shipped for two full seasons of comedy goodness. Me likey.
God that show was funny, very underappreciated in its time

[Melmart1]

God that show was funny, very underappreciated in its time
:tu that you knew what I was talking about. I still do the head crushing thing, and I swear that nobody knows what I am talking about.

[mardigan]

:tu that you knew what I was talking about. I still do the head crushing thing, and I swear that nobody knows what I am talking about.
I loved the skit where the 2 drunk guys were in the alley, and they Bruce would always get his ass kicked. The Chicken Lady always disturbed me though.

[Kori Ellis]

What's KITH?

[midgetonadonkey]

Best KITH skit ever. IMO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA60dbX-Lww

[mardigan]

What's KITH?
Kids in the Hall

[midgetonadonkey]

What's KITH?

Kids in the Hall. Greatest skit show ever.

[Kori Ellis]

Kids in the Hall. Greatest skit show ever.

Oh my gosh - I hated that freakin show.

[Melmart1]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4572/200609121051192011kw8.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy was a very underrated movie. Cancer boy is the shit.

[Melmart1]

I loved the skit where the 2 drunk guys were in the alley, and they Bruce would always get his ass kicked. The Chicken Lady always disturbed me though.
Chicken Lady was one of the funniest ones. How can you not find it hilarious that she laid eggs, scrambled them and fed them to Dave Foley?

[mardigan]

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy was a very underrated movie. Cancer boy is the shit.
Brain Candy was great. And that skit was too, never,(or always)?

[mardigan]

Chicken Lady was one of the funniest ones. How can you not find it hilarious that she laid eggs, scrambled them and fed them to Dave Foley?
No, I realized it was funny, it just freaked me out when I started having chicken lady sex dreams

[Melmart1]

I have the Brain Candy soundtrack on vinyl. VINYL! :lol

[mardigan]

And I constantly say slipped my mind, and no on ever gets it

[Melmart1]

Midge's link isn't loading for me. I wonder why.

[mardigan]

This one is fucking great too, the Sizzlers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-_rh3WgnW4

[mardigan]

Midge's link isn't loading for me. I wonder why.
It wouldnt load for me either

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge's link isn't loading for me. I wonder why.

Isn't loading for me either. It was the other day though.

[Melmart1]

When I am off in space, my friend who watches KITH with me says "are you thinking about Tony... Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday?

[mardigan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk_E52BBT9E
Another favorite

[Kori Ellis]

Kids in the Hall talk killed the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was looking for more KITH bits. Apparently a lot of them were taken off of youtube.

[Kori Ellis]

timvp hoolahooping

http://spurstalk.com/ljhoop.mov

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a question. On glasses, what are the things that go over the ears called? I've been calling them sticks. I don't think I'm right though. Anyway, the sticks on my glasses are too short so I'm walking around with crooked glasses right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp hoolahooping

http://spurstalk.com/ljhoop.mov

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/secret.png

[Kori Ellis]

I have a question. On glasses, what are the things that go over the ears called? I've been calling them sticks. I don't think I'm right though. Anyway, the sticks on my glasses are too short so I'm walking around with crooked glasses right now.

I don't know what the right word is for them. How did they become too short.

[midgetonadonkey]

The lady that sold them to me told me they were okay. After a while I realized they barely go past the top of my ear.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's the last time I go buy glasses 10 minutes before closing.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn Eyemasters. :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

Why don't you wear contact lens? Or do you like glasses?

I'm only a little blind, so a lot of time I don't wear any eyewear. But I literally need to do so. I wear disposable contacts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like trying to touch my eyeball. I'd get that laser surgery if it was more affordable.

[midgetonadonkey]

Also, I think I look handsome in glasses.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't like trying to touch my eyeball. I'd get that laser surgery if it was more affordable.

You can probably get that surgery for a hundred bucks on the southside. Of course they may use a rusty spoon rather than a laser.

[Kori Ellis]

Also, I think I look handsome in glasses.

I actually like wearing glasses but LJ says I always break/lose them - which is probably true.

[midgetonadonkey]

Glasses are a lot easier than contacts. To clean them I just use my shirt and I don't have to worry about them infecting my eyes with bacteria.

[Kori Ellis]

Glasses are a lot easier than contacts. To clean them I just use my shirt and I don't have to worry about them infecting my eyes with bacteria.

I use daily disposable lenses, so I just throw them out when I take them out. I can't handle the ones you clean and keep putting back in your eyes for months.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so cheap I would probably try to use daily disposables for months.

[Kori Ellis]

So, did any of those writing job links interest you?

[midgetonadonkey]

They did and I replied but I haven't heard back from any of them.

[timvp]

I actually like wearing glasses but LJ says I always break/lose them - which is probably true.

Kori gets glasses and then by the end of the week they look like a holocaust victim.

timvp makes his contacts last. The ones that should only last a couple months end up lasting a couple years.

:smokin

[timvp]

But then again that could be why timvp is legally blind. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't use vulgarities in any way in my replies but I still didn't hear shit back.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori gets glasses and then by the end of the week they look like a holocaust victim.

timvp makes his contacts last. The ones that should only last a couple months end up lasting a couple years.

:smokin

Don't bust on my glasses.

timvp's eyesight -6.00 Kori's eyesight -2.00

[Kori Ellis]

I didn't use vulgarities in any way in my replies but I still didn't hear shit back.

Maybe they were looking for vulgarities. :)

I'll give you ten more links this week.

[Trainwreck2100]

I always look stupid in GTG pictures

[Kori Ellis]

I always look stupid in GTG pictures

At least you don't look gay, like jman3000.

Not that there's anything wrong with looking gay.

[midgetonadonkey]

Kick ass. Thanks Kori. I really do appreciate the help. My next replies will be filled with vulgarities. That's when I am at the top of my game. Maybe I tried to hard to play it cool.

[midgetonadonkey]

I always look stupid in GTG pictures

I didn't think you looked stupid in your pics. Creepy, but not stupid.

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe you are just mesmerized by Angel's cleavage.

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics02.jpg

[timvp]

Don't bust on my glasses.

timvp's eyesight -6.00 Kori's eyesight -2.00

What? Can you make these words bigger. :music

[timvp]

midgetonadeezee needs to come to a GTG in which he doesn't big time timvp.

[Kori Ellis]

Who won the longest beard contest?

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics29.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Timvp's beard is damn near Rasta.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I had my beard it would be second to timvp's.

[Kori Ellis]

When I had my beard it would be second to timvp's.
Why did you shave it off?

[jman3000]

shit was rigged... i had no chance.

[midgetonadonkey]

About 2 weeks ago. My face felt really oily and dirty with it. My girlfriend was a bit bothered by my shaving it. She really liked it.

I liked it because I looked twice as mean with it. But I just wasn't comfortable.

[jman3000]

that picture does turn me on a bit.

i'm just saying.

[Kori Ellis]

About 2 weeks ago. My face felt really oily and dirty with it. My girlfriend was a bit bothered by my shaving it. She really liked it.

I liked it because I looked twice as mean with it. But I just wasn't comfortable.

Why do you refer to her as your girlfriend and not by name? Are you ashamed of her?

[Kori Ellis]

that picture does turn me on a bit.

i'm just saying.

The beard contest picture?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics02.jpg

I have tons of love for Trainwreck but shit the boy looks like a creepy puto in this pic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do you refer to her as your girlfriend and not by name? Are you ashamed of her?

There is no way I would ever be ashamed of her. Sandra is one of the most amazing persons I have ever met.

[timvp]

My beard grows too fast. It's annoying. I had just shaved the sides a couple days ago :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you shouldn't ever shave it. Let it grow out as long as it can go.

[timvp]

I think you shouldn't ever shave it. Let it grow out as long as it can go.

Not a half bad idea. Although Kori would probably leave me if I let it grow for another week.

[jman3000]

The beard contest picture?

that pic with the 4 of us is pretty pimp... i would not want to run into that group of men in an alley ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not a half bad idea. Although Kori would probably leave me if I let it grow for another week.

If that happens you can move in with me. I have an extra bedroom.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.spurstalk.com/sonics02.jpg

I have tons of love for Trainwreck but shit the boy looks like a creepy puto in this pic.

Let me try to fix up that pic so he doesn't look as creepy. I think it's the red eye on the camera that makes it look worse.

[timvp]

Perhaps I should shave my whole head and then bury the remains in the backyard.

It'd be pretty sweet to live at a house that features a tombstone.

[midgetonadonkey]

Let me try to fix up that pic so he doesn't look as creepy. I think it's the red eye on the camera that makes it look worse.

It's not the red eye that does it. It's the cocked head and smile that makes him look like a sexual predator.

[midgetonadonkey]

Perhaps I should shave my whole head and then bury the remains in the backyard.

It'd be pretty sweet to live at a house that features a tombstone.

If you do that a little timothyvp may sprout and grow in your yard.

[timvp]

If that happens you can move in with me. I have an extra bedroom.

Noted.

[jman3000]

that's not red eye in trainwrecks eyes... that's years and years of pent up sexual frustration.

[timvp]

If I grew a giant beard I wonder if I could put cornrows on my face.

[midgetonadonkey]

that's not red eye in trainwrecks eyes... that's years and years of pent up sexual frustration.

You speak from experience.

[Kori Ellis]

Not a half bad idea. Although Kori would probably leave me if I let it grow for another week.

If you trim the sides, I don't mind the middle part growing long. But when it's totally filled in, then you start looking terrorist.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you trim the sides, I don't mind the middle part growing long. But when it's totally filled in, then you start looking terrorist.

The terrorist look is in now a days. Timothyvp may end up being a trend setter.

[jman3000]

You speak from experience.

the ages of 1-16 were complete hell i tells ya.

[Kori Ellis]

The terrorist look is in now a days. Timothyvp may end up being a trend setter.

Don't boost his confidence. He already claims that he's a trendsetter in almost everything.

[Kori Ellis]

I added the pictures from tonight to the SpursTalk photo albums.

http://picasaweb.google.com/koriellis

[jman3000]

i regret nothing.

[jman3000]

i regret nothing.

except for telling the waitress that she could pick what i was going to eat and also telling the waitress to write on my credit card receipt what she thought she deserved as a tip.

[Kori Ellis]

except for telling the waitress that she could pick what i was going to eat and also telling the waitress to write on my credit card receipt what she thought she deserved as a tip.

How much did you end up having to tip her?

[jman3000]

How much did you end up having to tip her?

that's the thing... i didnt look. it's probably in my pocket... but they are already removed and i'm too lazy to get them.

[Kori Ellis]

Well when it happened, you said it was a reasonable amount.

[midgetonadonkey]

pendejo

[jman3000]

n/m... i needed to get my phone...... 4.50 for a 19 dollar bill. so she gave herself around a 30% tip. not bad i reckon.

[jman3000]

Well when it happened, you said it was a reasonable amount.

i must have forgotten already. oops.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mavs079.jpg

I look like a fucking retard in this pic.

[jman3000]

her number is on the back of the receipt..so i guess it was worth it :spin

[Kori Ellis]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mavs079.jpg

I look like a fucking retard in this pic.

No. You looking like you nervously are enjoying some women.

[jman3000]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mavs079.jpg

I look like a fucking retard in this pic.

can you find a pic where you didnt look retarded? that would surprise me.

[Kori Ellis]

her number is on the back of the receipt..so i guess it was worth it :spin

Are you joking?

I think she was cute, but short.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was nervous. That picture was taken like 15 minutes after I arrived at my first GTG.

[jman3000]

Are you joking?

I think she was cute, but short.

yeah.. i'm just fucking around... i dont even remember what she looked like.

[Kori Ellis]

yeah.. i'm just fucking around... i dont even remember what she looked like.

Do you remember grabbing my ass?

[midgetonadonkey]

can you find a pic where you didnt look retarded? that would surprise me.

Can you find a pic of yourself where you don't look like an obese dude that lost tons of weight and now has a huge head?

[jman3000]

Do you remember grabbing my ass?


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[Kori Ellis]

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:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Holy cow, I almost (relatively) have 50K posts. I will have to retire or something when I hit 50K.

[jman3000]

alls i know is that i kissed spurschick and didn't get slapped. sounds good to me.

time to fucking go to sleep.... thanks kori for talking to me while i sobered up... i truly appreciate it.

[jman3000]

Can you find a pic of yourself where you don't look like an obese dude that lost tons of weight and now has a huge head?

can you find one of yourself where you don't look like a retarded obese dude with a huge head?

[midgetonadonkey]

Holy cow, I almost (relatively) have 50K posts. I will have to retire or something when I hit 50K.

Kori's 50k post needs to sing the praises of the Midge. For he is the embodiment of what spurstalk is all about.

[midgetonadonkey]

can you find one of yourself where you don't look like a retarded obese dude with a huge head?

Talk shit puto. If you ever want to do it in person you know where to find me.

[Kori Ellis]

alls i know is that i kissed spurschick and didn't get slapped. sounds good to me.

time to fucking go to sleep.... thanks kori for talking to me while i sobered up... i truly appreciate it.

You are welcome. I figured it was better than letting you sit in your car alone, talking to yourself til you sobered up.

I still don't understand what you did with your keys. They were under you car?

[Kori Ellis]

What's with the MidgevsJman pseudo-hostility?

[Trainwreck2100]

What's with the MidgevsJman pseudo-hostility?


pent up urges

[Melmart1]

Wait... jman ate AND got drunk on only $19? What a lightweight! You are even more girlly than I thought. How about some mascara to go with your lipgloss, fruity?

[tlongII]

Midge looks like a P.I.M.P.!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mavs079.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Midge looks like a P.I.M.P.!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mavs079.jpghe looks constipated.

[AFBlue]

I just measured my wiener dog and he is 28 inches long.

Fucking Dog has Fucking Papers!

http://wwwcs.upb.de/paderborn/kino/scenes/98/the_big_lebowski3.jpg

OVER THE LINE!

[jman3000]

:lmao @ midge trying to pick a fight online... for being spurstalk's "most vulgar poster" he sure doesn't know how to take a little ball busting.

and as much as i feel bad admitting it, i was drinking a bit before the GTG started... as a matter of fact i believe i didn't show up until just before halftime. within 5 minutes i was snorting artificial sweetners on the table with blaze.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just cranky. I started the other day and I was PMSing.

[Kori Ellis]

I was just cranky. I started the other day and I was PMSing.
What a wimp.

That sounds like you are almost apologizing to jman for your behavior.

That's not the Midge that I know.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not apologizing. Just trying to make a joke.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm not apologizing. Just trying to make a joke.

So you still want to beat up, jman?

That's good.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe you are just mesmerized by Angel's cleavage.

I think I know what it was that made her washer go haywire.

[kingsfan]

This pollen is kicking my ass. I've been sneezing for 2 days.

[Trainwreck2100]

Today, somebody called me a trainwreck, .

[AFBlue]

This pollen is kicking my ass. I've been sneezing for 2 days.

WTF, I know. I don't even bother washing my car with soap, because I know that it'll be covered in that yellow pollen bullshit. Is it the Cherry Blossom pollen do you know?

Are yall having pollen problems in Texas?

[AFBlue]

Today, somebody called me a trainwreck, .

I called you T-wreck....did you get my sound advice in the other forum?

[midgetonadonkey]

My truck is covered in that shit.

[kingsfan]

WTF, I know. I don't even bother washing my car with soap, because I know that it'll be covered in that yellow pollen bullshit. Is it the Cherry Blossom pollen do you know?

Are yall having pollen problems in Texas?Some of it's cherry blossom but mostly dogwoods I think. I rinsed my car off this morning and 10 minutes later it was yellow again so fuck it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I asked my boss if he wanted my cookie. He turned red. :oops

I meant my Oatmeal Raisin Scotchie Cookie from Quiznos. :madrun

[tlongII]

I asked my boss if he wanted my cookie. He turned red. :oops

I meant my Oatmeal Raisin Scotchie Cookie from Quiznos. :madrun


Sounds like he wanted your cookie.

[ShoogarBear]

I asked my boss if he wanted my cookie. He turned red. :oops

I meant my Oatmeal Raisin Scotchie Cookie from Quiznos. :madrunSounds like somebody's gunning for a raise.

[mardigan]

Fuck it

[jman3000]

You are welcome. I figured it was better than letting you sit in your car alone, talking to yourself til you sobered up.

I still don't understand what you did with your keys. They were under you car?

haha... so it wasn't that y'all were shooting the breeze with me... just that you didn't want me killing somebody on my way home... i see how it is.

i must have dropped them when i first arrived and got outta the car. luckily i lose my keys all the time so i always carry spares... 1 in my wallet, 1 in my car, 1 on my friends key ring and 1 in my room.

[jman3000]

Wait... jman ate AND got drunk on only $19? What a lightweight! You are even more girlly than I thought. How about some mascara to go with your lipgloss, fruity?

mascara doesn't do a good job bringing my eyes out... no thanks.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm glad I was aware of this ginourmous line of rain was going to come through...while I was on the other side of campus. :madrun

I was all prepared for it yesterday. Not today.

[Kori Ellis]

haha... so it wasn't that y'all were shooting the breeze with me... just that you didn't want me killing somebody on my way home... i see how it is.

Well initially we just wanted to stop you from driving drunk. But the other hour or so, we were enjoying your company and the conversation.


i must have dropped them when i first arrived and got outta the car. luckily i lose my keys all the time so i always carry spares... 1 in my wallet, 1 in my car, 1 on my friends key ring and 1 in my room.

Thanks, now I know where to find a key, if I want to steal your car.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm trying to downgrade my PSP's firmware so I can run pirated games.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a difficult process.

[midgetonadonkey]

One wrong move and my PSP is fucked for good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart and I need to go out and drink beer.

[NASpurs]

I hope you're using the right downgrader with the correct version of your firmware. I would be scared bricking a $250 machine. Although from what I hear, it should be easier than it used to be.

[Melmart1]

You two might as well have been speaking Japanese. No idea about that stuff... NERDS

[Kori Ellis]

Mel - did you sign up your team in the new league? You have to do it in case they don't change the time on the old one.

[Melmart1]

Mel - did you sign up your team in the new league? You have to do it in case they don't change the time on the old one.
Ohhh, no I didn't. I will go do it right now, Thanks!

[NASpurs]

You two might as well have been speaking Japanese. No idea about that stuff... NERDS:lol

He's trying to pirate games for his PSP and one false move and you have a $250 paperweight. You better know what you're doing and knowledgable in the subject otherwise... you're shit out of luck.

[Melmart1]

I hope he is not drinking, then! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't done anything to my PSP. I am waiting for exact directions on a PSP forum before I try installing anything.l

[ashbeeigh]

He already broke his mp3 player. I don't know if I trust him with a PSP.

[Melmart1]

Good thing it's not yours then, you dumb whore.

[ManuMagic]

PSP's suck ass

[Melmart1]

Nobody asked you, fairy boy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nobody asked you, fairy boy.

You should have just repeated what you said to ashbeeitch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And pretty much the first thing jman said to me when he arrived was "I started drinking early."

[Melmart1]

What a friggin alcoholic. No wonder he hangs out with coke whores, they are the only ones more messed up than him.

[ManuMagic]

Nobody asked you, fairy boy.

sassy!! I like that. Talk dirty to me baby...

[8-------]

What a friggin alcoholic. No wonder he hangs out with coke whores, they are the only ones more messed up than him.

Fucking lesbians. Why the anger??

[LongBall]

You should have just repeated what you said to ashbeeitch.

pinche chino!!!

[Kevin Blackistone]

Coke whores are the only things that keep me awake on Around the Horn. Bitches suck mean dick!!

[ashbeeigh]

Who the fuck are all these people? get outttt.

[jman3000]

And pretty much the first thing jman said to me when he arrived was "I started drinking early."

:lmao

i knew i was gonna appear a little out of it... so i just wanted to get any suspicion that i was tipsy out of the way.

[Silver21_Black20]

My co-workers and I got thrown out of a bowling alley last night.

[tlongII]

Literally? Or figuratively?

[Silver21_Black20]

Figuratively. Our group was, apparently, buying too many pitchers of beer...we were cut off. When we asked to buy more bowling games they told us we weren't welcome there for breaking the rules and buying another two pitchers.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh and yes, he asked for you jman. He said he misses you and to not be a stranger.

[angel_luv]

Sandra getting kicked out of an establishment. Methinks that is a tall tale. It is about as likely as me getting tipsy at a GTG. :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

'Tis true. And we were all rebels when we left and mixed up our shoes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

'Tis true. And we were all rebels when we left and mixed up our shoes.

You should have kicked out the back of his knee and told him your name was Ashley Shute.

[ShoogarBear]

Either that or you were drunk.

[Silver21_Black20]

I wasn't drunk, I paced myself. My bosses were drunk. Funny stuff.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wasn't drunk, I paced myself. My bosses were drunk. Funny stuff.

Did any of them want your cookie?

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.collegenut.com/thumbs/PI_95738c_condoms.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Did any of them want your cookie?

Haha ... I hope not. And my screenname for bowling was Kookie. With the K, it sounds like a stripper name.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It really doesn't need the K to sound like a stripper's name.

[Melmart1]

So Sandra hooks up with Midge and now all the sudden she is drinking and stripping? Talk about a bad influence!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not a bad influence.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm not a bad influence.

You really aren't.

[ShoogarBear]

So Sandra hooks up with Midge and now all the sudden she is drinking and stripping? Talk about a bad influence!
I'm not a bad influence.
You really aren't.Melly is such a prude.





So Sandra hooks up with Midge and now all the sudden she is drinking and stripping?


:worthy: :worthy: THE MIDGE :worthy: :worthy:

[Silver21_Black20]

Melly is such a prude.

I could teach Mel how to strip. Than she wouldn't be a prude, right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I could teach Mel how to strip. Than she wouldn't be a prude, right?

Well, yeah, but only if we can watch.

[ShoogarBear]

I could teach Mel how to strip. Than she wouldn't be a prude, right?At some point you'll need a test audience.

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, you're not going to be stripping to Justin Timberlake, are you?

[Silver21_Black20]

Wait, you're not going to be stripping to Justin Timberlake, are you?

Shakira.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll be the test audience.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shakira.

http://www.skylinechat.com/images/smilies/faint.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

Whatdoyousay, Mel?

[ShoogarBear]

She says yes. When do we start?

[Melmart1]

Only if there is a pole involved.

[ShoogarBear]

Only if there is a pole involved.:eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

That guy's eyebrows aren't moving nearly fast enough.

[ShoogarBear]

This is going to be another one of those discussions CF will be pissed she missed out on.

[8-------]

Who the fuck are all these people? get outttt.

Fuck you biaaaaatch!!!

[Melmart1]

:angel I meant a stripper's pole, not yours, Shoog!

[jman3000]

Oh and yes, he asked for you jman. He said he misses you and to not be a stranger.

of course he misses me.... with all those cholos he's used to seeing, i'm pretty sure i'm a breath of fresh air.

[jman3000]

i'm still waiting on that PM from spurschick highlighting the details of my restraining order.

[jman3000]

and KORI ELLIS needs to check her PM box...

[jman3000]

Sandra getting kicked out of an establishment. Methinks that is a tall tale. It is about as likely as me getting tipsy at a GTG. :angel

:lmao :lmao :lmao

you drank maybe 1/4 cup of beer.

but i guess since you're not accustomed to alcohol in your body... it might have done the trick.

[Kori Ellis]

and KORI ELLIS needs to check her PM box...

Stop yelling at me.

[jman3000]

oh shit.. :lmao

i meant for it to be in my profile picture... i dont know if she'll be cool if it's in my avatar :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Oh sorry.

Leave it for now and see what she says :lol

[jman3000]

ok :spin

[CuckingFunt]

This is going to be another one of those discussions CF will be pissed she missed out on.Indeed. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:angel I meant a stripper's pole

Believe me, mine has been mistaken for one.

[Melmart1]

I thought Asians had thin bamboo poles?

[Kori Ellis]

I thought Asians had thin bamboo poles?

He's part black.