Free Quattro Razor (4)

[midgetonadonkey]

I lent it to a fellow smoker and she said she would be right back.

[midgetonadonkey]

That was 20 minutes ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

Unless she is burning like 8 squares I have to come to the conclusion that it is gone.

[midgetonadonkey]

I liked that lighter.

[midgetonadonkey]

It served me well.

[midgetonadonkey]

She brought it back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I missed the little guy.

[ShoogarBear]

Who knows what she did with that lighter?

[1369]

Hopefully it's not a zombie.

[Richard Cranium]

I'm in a reading mood.

[1369]

I'm in a reading mood.

I finished "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson a while back. It was pretty good.

Currently reading "Shadows Of Forgotten Ancestors" by Carl Sagan

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/grannyit2.gif

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/familycircus.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

that's just wrong

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not wrong. It's how a wife is supposed to ask a husband for a dress. It's nature.

[angel_luv]

Since it isn't worth its own thread:

I saw Eva with Tony after the game tonight. I was in the ledgeboxes... they were heading towards the visitors tunnel.

I mention it only because that is the closest I have ever seen Eva up close.

Ironically, earlier today I bought the Desprate Housewife Soundtrack at the Dollar Store for a $1.

[Kori Ellis]

She's very pretty in real life. I've been introduced to her several times (by either Tony or his dad). She's so tiny though.

[Silver21_Black20]

I saw Vanessa Macias up close at todays game and she is really pretty in person.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw Vanessa Macias up close at todays game and she is really pretty in person.

Why don't you tell everyone what you told me about her? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Why don't you tell everyone what you told me about her? :lol

Shhh ....

[midgetonadonkey]

What happened? You said you were going to post it. :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Why don't you tell everyone what you told me about her? :lol

Yeah tell us!

[Kori Ellis]

Midge and Sandra - come to the GTG on Sunday!

[Trainwreck2100]

What happened? You said you were going to post it. :lmao

she wussed out

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge and Sandra - come to the GTG on Sunday!

We will be out of town on Sunday. We are going to the great town of Kingsville Texas.

[Kori Ellis]

We will be out of town on Sunday. We are going to the great town of Kingsville Texas.

What's in Kingsville?

[midgetonadonkey]

My Grandma and Casa de Tacos, best shitty tacos I've ever had.

[Trainwreck2100]

My Grandma and Casa de Tacos, best shitty tacos I've ever had.

Gradma midge should come to the GTG, good times will be had by all/

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit. That little fucker Beno deleted me as one of his myspace friends. Little pussy can't take a little harsh criticism. No wonder he sucks so much.

[midgetonadonkey]

Gradma midge should come to the GTG, good times will be had by all/

Grandma Midge knows nothing of what midge is really like. To her I will always be mijito.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you getting whiny about MySpace?

At what point did Sandra kick you so hard you developed a vagina?

[Trainwreck2100]

Grandma Midge knows nothing of what midge is really like. To her I will always be mijito.

You sure about that? Gradmas are amazingly intuitive when it comes to those sorts of things.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dammit. That little fucker Beno deleted me as one of his myspace friends. Little pussy can't take a little harsh criticism. No wonder he sucks so much.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you getting whiny about MySpace?

At what point did Sandra kick you so hard you developed a vagina?

touché

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you getting whiny about MySpace?

At what point did Sandra kick you so hard you developed a vagina?

:lmao

That was funny shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you getting whiny about MySpace?

At what point did Sandra kick you so hard you developed a vagina?

:madrun Dammit I still have a penis

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:madrun Dammit I still have a penis

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Hermaphrodite_symbol.svg/370px-Hermaphrodite_symbol.svg.png

[angel_luv]

Beno deleted you from his MySpace??? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Beno deleted you from his MySpace??? :lol

Yeah, he could handle me posting comments about him not playing and getting pushed down the depth chart. He only wants his fake tittied friends telling him how great he played.

[angel_luv]

:(

[jman3000]

2 hours of sleep. barely able to train my eyes. somebody remind me to fire my agent.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

2 hours of sleep. barely able to train my eyes. somebody remind me to fire my agent.

Fire your agent.

[Mr Dio]

Why don't you tell everyone what you told me about her? :lol


SB wants to munch some Macias doesn't she?

[midgetonadonkey]

SB wants to munch some Macias doesn't she?

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

:madrun

[angel_luv]

:pctoss

People filled up my inbox here at the mall and then left to go enjoy their holiday.
On top of which I am going to be called in Monday at nine to assist with a lengthy project.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

Now I really should go back and buy the cute shirts and accesories I saw at Melrose.

[angel_luv]

:pctoss


I am so tired of people who come up to my stand to buy a gift card while they are yapping on their cell phone.

One lady does it all the time. I just had another clown be the same way.
I am so not in the mood today. Everything in me wanted to reach over the counter, take the cell phone, hang it up, then and only then, smile and say, " Can I help you?"

Oh and the same doofus... I told him that the total of his order was $22. He says to me, while still on the wretched phone, " I only have $20..." As if that is supposed to mean something to me.

Goodness today is a grumpy day!

[midgetonadonkey]

I smell bbq. I want some. :madrun

I'm hungry. :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

haha the madrun guy looks pissed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How about some BBQ chips?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's not the same.

[ShoogarBear]

How about some smoked pole?

[ShoogarBear]

I apologize for that.

[TheTruth]

What is smoked pole?

[Trainwreck2100]

What is smoked pole?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smoke+pole
http://www.ezekielbearsports.com/bbs/images/yahoo/shocked.gif

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell? I haven't been here for two days and y'al lhave only gotten through two pages and Midge whing about Beno deleting him from his MySpace. Lame.

[angel_luv]

Welcome back, Ashbeeigh :)

[Kori Ellis]

Test

[angel_luv]

Your links? That's a cool feature. :)

[Kori Ellis]

Yes I'm pimping myself and I'm testing my links.

[angel_luv]

Hey Kori, if you need someone to sample any of your culinary creations... I volunteer. :)

[jman3000]

i hate taking naps mid-day... i wont be able to sleep til probably 4 now.

[jman3000]

i have a giant scratch on my neck and it looks like a hickey. i hate explaining to people what it really is.

[angel_luv]

i hate taking naps mid-day... i wont be able to sleep til probably 4 now.


I don't know what is causing my insomnia. I just barely started to feel tired and it is already past 12.

[Kori Ellis]

Hey Kori, if you need someone to sample any of your culinary creations... I volunteer. :)

:lol Thanks, Angel. I'll let you know the next time I'm cooking up something special.

[Kori Ellis]

i hate taking naps mid-day... i wont be able to sleep til probably 4 now.

Lately I've been staying up past 9am and sleeping til afternoon. :wtf

[jman3000]

:pctoss


I am so tired of people who come up to my stand to buy a gift card while they are yapping on their cell phone.

One lady does it all the time. I just had another clown be the same way.
I am so not in the mood today. Everything in me wanted to reach over the counter, take the cell phone, hang it up, then and only then, smile and say, " Can I help you?"

Oh and the same doofus... I told him that the total of his order was $22. He says to me, while still on the wretched phone, " I only have $20..." As if that is supposed to mean something to me.

Goodness today is a grumpy day!

i dont know if this day will be soon or not... but in the future angel will end up shooting up a playground or homeless shelter. book it.

[jman3000]

Lately I've been staying up past 9am and sleeping til afternoon. :wtf

only way i could do that is if i was coked up.

[jman3000]

*sniffles*

[jman3000]

i'm bored... i think i'm gonna shave my beard and rock the stache. if i go to tomorrow's gtg, y'all can stand in amazement.

[Kori Ellis]

i'm bored... i think i'm gonna shave my beard and rock the stache. if i go to tomorrow's gtg, y'all can stand in amazement.
Are you coming to the GTG?

[angel_luv]

:lol Thanks, Angel. I'll let you know the next time I'm cooking up something special.

:elephant :)




i dont know if this day will be soon or not... but in the future angel will end up shooting up a playground or homeless shelter. book it.


No... I'll just smack you with my Spurs cheer sticks. That will appease my wrath.

[jman3000]

Are you coming to the GTG?

highly unlikely. i'd like to go because i know SC misses me and all, but i'm not gonna flake on my previous plans just so i can be with my baby.

i'd say 30%

[jman3000]

No... I'll just smack you with my Spurs cheer sticks. That will appease my wrath.

i stole the cheer stix you had in your purse :lol

[Kori Ellis]

highly unlikely. i'd like to go because i know SC misses me and all, but i'm not gonna flake on my previous plans just so i can be with my baby.

i'd say 30%

What kind of plans do you have? You aren't watching the game?

[Trainwreck2100]

Alas that i cannot attend the get together

[angel_luv]

i stole the cheer stix you had in your purse :lol

I replaced those the other night at the game, in your honor. :)

[angel_luv]

:lol Trainwreck

[Kori Ellis]

Trainwreck picked a picture of a bad dress. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck picked a picture of a bad dress. :lol

ok

[jman3000]

What kind of plans do you have? You aren't watching the game?

a buddy of mine is coming back from laredo and wanted to hang out with some friends.

i used to have to watch every game... but ever since time warner busted my illegal cable operation up... i've learned to live without watching them all.

[Trainwreck2100]

a buddy of mine is coming back from laredo and wanted to hang out with some friends.

i used to have to watch every game... but ever since time warner busted my illegal cable operation up... i've learned to live without watching them all.


illegal cable :tu

[jman3000]

TW... will you shave your beard in a sign of solidarity?

[jman3000]

that wasn't a crack at keda ... if it may seem that way. what he did was pretty great.

[Trainwreck2100]

TW... will you shave your beard in a sign of solidarity?


I;m not going to the GTG, but I do plan on triimming it at some point

[jman3000]

I;m not going to the GTG, but I do plan on triimming it at some point

i'm probably not gonna go either. fuck trimming... shave that shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

i'm probably not gonna go either. fuck trimming... shave that shit.

You just want me to shave cause you are in awe of my connection

[jman3000]

it's true... the bridge from my stache to my beard is permanently closed.

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao

i'm trying out a soul patch right now. i can't look in the mirror without laughing. it's pretty great.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao :lmao

i'm trying out a soul patch right now. i can't look in the mirror without laughing. it's pretty great.

I have no idea what that it, but good luck

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have no idea what that it, but good luck

http://www.soulpatchrecords.com/sp.gif

[jman3000]

I have no idea what that it, but good luck
http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam/pics/mark_pics/mark-soulpatch.png

[Trainwreck2100]

in that case, those are for fags

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

in that case, those are for fags

So you're saying jman should do it?

Or is that the reason he is doing it?

[jman3000]

:lol i realized i have no real soul ... at least not in the beatnik fashion. it's gone and i'm fully stached atm.

[Silver21_Black20]

illegal cable :tu

I'm still bumming the internet from my neighbor. :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

So you're saying jman should do it?

Or is that the reason he is doing it?


Well he was a little too comfortable around KEDA

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm still bumming the internet from my neighbor. :tu

http://www.timewarnercable.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/Content%20Management/Products%20And%20Services/images/cabletheft/report_a_theft.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.timewarnercable.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/Content%20Management/Products%20And%20Services/images/cabletheft/report_a_theft.jpg

Funny thing is, my neighbors next door moved out a while ago so I have no idea how or where I'm getting the connection from.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.timewarnercable.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/Content%20Management/Products%20And%20Services/images/cabletheft/report_a_theft.jpg

I haven't yet decided if Patricia is good enough in bed to warrant me paying for my cable.

http://www.timewarnercable.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/Content%20Management/Customer%20Service/images/CabTft_PatriciaSmall.gif

http://www.timewarnercable.com/sanantonio/customer/cabletheftaffects.html

[Trainwreck2100]

it's 2 a.m., and my car alarm went off.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

it's 2 a.m., and my car alarm went off.

Well, I know you don't live next door to me, but there's did, too.

Some bastard on a bike or a ricer loves to rev it as soon as he makes the turn onto our street.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well, I know you don't live next door to me, but there's did, too.

Some bastard on a bike or a ricer loves to rev it as soon as he makes the turn onto our street.

It's never happened here before, so I'm pretty worried. If anything "tickles" it, it beeps four times, and that has happened before, but not a full alarm

[jman3000]

my mustache appears to have blond hairs sprinkled throughout. i don't know how i feel about this.

[Kori Ellis]

my mustache appears to have blond hairs sprinkled throughout. i don't know how i feel about this.

So does LJ's moustache and beard - which is super weird because his hair is so dark.

[jman3000]

So does LJ's moustache and beard - which is super weird because his hair is so dark.

yeah... my hair is really black... but i was looking at it up close to shave off stragglers around my mouth and noticed about 20-30 light hairs.

[Trainwreck2100]

my mustache appears to have blond hairs sprinkled throughout. i don't know how i feel about this.

Have you been snorting equal again?

[jman3000]

i hope i'm turning into a white person. goodbye glass ceiling.

[jman3000]

Have you been snorting equal again?

colombian equal. there is no equal.

[Trainwreck2100]

colombian equal. there is no equal.

poser

[leemajors]

blonde in beard can be intermediate before grey/white.

[Bazooka Joe]

Post Toasties.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've got red in my mustache and goatee.

[ShoogarBear]

That what happense when you don't wash off the salsa.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That what happense when you don't wash off the salsa.

:lol

[jman3000]

I have a cut on my finger that looks like a sad face. I got it trying to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8411/everydaywm7.jpg

[jman3000]

i kinda wanna put a happy face on my middle finger to even it out. i'm not much for self mutilation though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i kinda wanna put a happy face on my middle finger to even it out. i'm not much for self mutilation though.

Emo.

[jman3000]

yo mama.

[ashbeeigh]

Welcome back, Ashbeeigh :)


:D

[ashbeeigh]

Jonathan Rhyse Myers is a babe. He's going to be the only reason I watch The Tudors.

[Melmart1]

What the FUCK is up with your avatar? Seriously, you look like Chucky doll's retarded mom.

[ashbeeigh]

What the FUCK is up with your avatar? Seriously, you look like Chucky doll's retarded mom.

It's NOT that fucked up smile y'all were all over before, or as blurry as the most recent one. My eyes aren't even fucked up.

[midgetonadonkey]

What a fucking day...

[leemajors]

i'm undecided on this kit kat blizzard.

[midgetonadonkey]

It sounds like it would be alright but then again, I was wrong about the Snickers Blizzard.

[Silver21_Black20]

Lame-O

[Mixability]

What the FUCK is up with your avatar? Seriously, you look like Chucky doll's retarded mom.

:tu

That picture fucking scares me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the FUCK is up with your avatar? Seriously, you look like Chucky doll's retarded mom."cold as ice"

[leemajors]

hose beast.

[sa_butta]

Where the hell is everyone??

[midgetonadonkey]

musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

[midgetonadonkey]

I had to fucking rearrange my whole house today. It took 5 hours to clean and set everything up all over again. But alas, my living room now has many touches that scream Midge. I have Transformers as decoration.

[StrongPersuader]

Thanks christopher lowell.

[CuckingFunt]

My soul weeps for The Quattro.

[angel_luv]

America's Next Top Model is holding auditions in Houston tomorrow.
Sandra, you should go. :)

[ShoogarBear]

The whole ST Dance Team should go.

[angel_luv]

Anyone else watching " The Hills" ?

[tlongII]

I'll go.

[1369]

Who killed Laura Palmer?

[midgetonadonkey]

America's Next Top Model is holding auditions in Houston tomorrow.
Sandra, you should go. :)

She said she would be there.

[1369]

Hey, library bitch, who is John Galt?

[KEDA]

Welcome back, Ashbeeigh :)


:pctoss

that means that at one point you had left.

and now you are back


shit


:pctoss

[KEDA]

and just in case you didnt get enough shit earlier in the thread, that avatar is the scariest thing I have ever seen!

my penis just got soft by thinking about that picture, now Meg is fucking ticked!

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, library bitch, who is John Galt?
The Google-fu is weak with this one it is.

[1369]

and just in case you didnt get enough shit earlier in the thread, that avatar is the scariest thing I have ever seen!

my penis just got soft by thinking about that picture, now Meg is fucking ticked!

If the ability for you to get wood is geared more towards what you view on a computer monitor rather than a living, breathing female located in close proximity to you, I'd say you caught the ghey.

Or, you haven't left your parents basement yet.

[KEDA]

If the ability for you to get wood is geared more towards what you view on a computer monitor rather than a living, breathing female located in close proximity to you, I'd say you caught the ghey.

Or, you haven't left your parents basement yet.


apparently you dont read the quattro much.

and apparently you havent seen that avatar that polly pissy feet has either.

[1369]

apparently you dont read the quattro much.

and apparently you havent seen that avatar that polly pissy feet has either.

You have heard what happens when one "assumes", haven't you.

Yes, I have read, and I have seen (Eye bleach, please), but the question still begs as to why you have to get wood off a computer message board rather from a real person.

[angel_luv]

She said she would be there.

:elephant

[ashbeeigh]

:pctoss

that means that at one point you had left.

and now you are back


Back and better than ever. :ihit

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

Gay. Anything Alanis Morissette does is gay. Only gay people like it and only gay people would post her youtube videos. Gay. Just really gay.

[Silver21_Black20]

:elephant

He was kidding. I work all day tomorrow, though if I were off tomorrow I still wouldn't go.

[Melmart1]

Who is this 1369 character, and why is he trying so hard?

[midgetonadonkey]

She would go. She was excited when she heard about it and then she got sad when she realized she was working tomorrow.

[angel_luv]

He was kidding. I work all day tomorrow, though if I were off tomorrow I still wouldn't go.


I know that. Remember I've been trying to get you to go be famous for several seasons now.

Think how cool Midge would be by association... finally cool. Don't you want that for him? :)

[midgetonadonkey]

Who is this 1369 character, and why is he trying so hard?

haha you said hard.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know that. Remember I've been trying to get you to go be famous for several seasons now.

Think how cool Midge would be by association... finally cool. Don't you want that for him? :)

Yeah, don't you want that for me?

[angel_luv]

Yeah, don't you want that for me?


Listen to the man. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_qiqyOYY4

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Why should Sandra go to a stupid show like that? Those girls are idiots. And hungry. Do you want her IQ to go down 20 points and for her to starve? At least tell her to go on "The Amazing Race", something that takes brains and skill. Instead you want her to go on a show where she shoves her finger down her throat after eating a carrot and she has to look vacant all the time. How insulting.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_qiqyOYY4

:lmao

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Why should Sandra go to a stupid show like that? Those girls are idiots. And hungry. Do you want her IQ to go down 20 points and for her to starve? At least tell her to go on "The Amazing Race", something that takes brains and skill. Instead you want her to go on a show where she shoves her finger down her throat after eating a carrot and she has to look vacant all the time. How insulting.

I can shove something besides a carrot down her throat after she eats. :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd probably be the first one off the show cause the food budget would increase. I eat every 2 hours.

[angel_luv]

Why should Sandra go to a stupid show like that? Those girls are idiots. And hungry. Do you want her IQ to go down 20 points and for her to starve? At least tell her to go on "The Amazing Race", something that takes brains and skill. Instead you want her to go on a show where she shoves her finger down her throat after eating a carrot and she has to look vacant all the time. How insulting.


I sense some displeasure... :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_qiqyOYY4

:lmao

I thought Kori said she didn't want porn posted on her forum - and I'm sure if she knew you'd be posting SilBlack/Midget porn, she'd have dropped the hammer with the quickness.

[angel_luv]

I'd probably be the first one off the show cause the food budget would increase. I eat every 2 hours.

You don't have to be a model, but you definitely could be.

[Melmart1]

I can shove something besides a carrot down her throat after she eats. :eyebrows
She will surely need the protein after they are done starving her.

[midgetonadonkey]

There is no starving SilBlack. She eats more than I do and I'm a big fat mexican dude.

[Silver21_Black20]

You don't have to be a model, but you definitely could be.

Thanks V! :D

P.S. Don't watch the youtube video I posted. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn you people and your euphamisms.

[angel_luv]

Thanks V! :D

P.S. Don't watch the youtube video I posted. :lol

:)

I clicked out of it when I saw the title. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

:)

I clicked out of it when I saw the title. :)

Why? Do you not like watching monkey sex?

[ashbeeigh]

Anyone else watching " The Hills" ?

I did, it disapointed me. It was no where near as good as the last season. I was more impressed with Ohio state losing their basketball game than the season finale.

[Silver21_Black20]

:)

I clicked out of it when I saw the title. :)

:lmao

You are too funny!

[Melmart1]

There is NO DISCUSSION of fucked up MTV shows in this thread!!! What the fuck do you ladies think this is, the teenybopper thread? Go start another one, this is the fucking Quattro, home of the vulgar, land of the uncensored cussing. Fuck the hills, and all the whores on it.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's The Hills?

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck the hills, and all the whores on it.

It was my nice way of saying exactly that.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck the hills, and all the whores on it.


If only :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Why does ashbeeigh still post?

[midgetonadonkey]

If only :depressed

I thought you wouldn't fuck whores.

[Melmart1]

It was my nice way of saying exactly that.
You don't say shit, ashbeeigh. And even if you did, nobody is paying attention. When I see one of your posts, all I hear is the peanuts' teacher...

[Trainwreck2100]

I thought you wouldn't fuck whores.
\Ugly whores

[midgetonadonkey]

\Ugly whores

Ugly whores are your ticket to pussy. At this point you should be welcoming ugly whores with open pants.

[Melmart1]

So trainwreck won't fuck physically ugly whores, but dumb succubus whores like the one he picked up and took home from that party, he would gladly fuck?

[Trainwreck2100]

party?

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck needs a few lessons from the Midge.

[Melmart1]

well, wherever the hell you picked her up from then found out her friends tallked her out of fucking you. you think i remember your entire story in detail? i don't remember pathetic stories unless they are literary in nature.

[Trainwreck2100]

well, wherever the hell you picked her up from then found out her friends tallked her out of fucking you. you think i remember your entire story in detail? i don't remember pathetic stories unless they are literary in nature.


Well in that case she wasn't ugly so yes i prob would have

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck needs to target ugly, fat, drunk bitches at parties. That will get him laid.

[ashbeeigh]

Trainwreck needs a few lessons from the Midge.

cooking lessons?

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck needs to target ugly, fat, drunk bitches at parties. That will get him laid.

No fat ugly chicks

[midgetonadonkey]

No fat ugly chicks

Lower your standards dude. You will die a virgin if you keep the bar too high. It's called being realistic.

[Trainwreck2100]

Lower your standards dude. You will die a virgin if you keep the bar too high. It's called being realistic.

So you're saying I'm so ugly I can only get fat ugly chicks

[Silver21_Black20]

No fat ugly chicks

Don't listen to 'em. You'll fuck somebody when you are ready. End of story.

[midgetonadonkey]

So you're saying I'm so ugly I can only get fat ugly chicks

I'm not saying you are ugly, the good looking chicks you tried to fuck but rejected you are telling you that.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not saying you are ugly, the good looking chicks you tried to fuck but rejected you are telling you that.

Its called they (like me) have an inability to look beyond physical appearance. It's my karma.

[Silver21_Black20]

MLB jersey...

Jeter?

C. Jones?

Or both?

[midgetonadonkey]

If you are going to get any Braves jersey you should get a Smoltz.

[Melmart1]

Jeter? Why would you get a MFY jersey? :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

She thinks he's hot.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is a Braves' fan and I think she should support the ultimate Brave by getting a Smoltz jersey. He has been a Brave since '88. He is the only Atlanta player I respect.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you are going to get any Braves jersey you should get a Smoltz.

Maddux was my favorite pitcher, then Smoltz.

[Melmart1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRs60GZ1q1o

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack should buy this jersey

http://cgi.ebay.com/Astros-CRAIG-BIGGIO-Sewn-Baseball-JERSEY-WHT-New-XXL_W0QQitemZ250099154145QQcategoryZ24897QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRs60GZ1q1o

Great promotion for steroid use.

[Melmart1]

Craig Biggio? Gross.

[Melmart1]

Great promotion for steroid use.
No, Tom and Greg worked out. And like the billboard said, it was the SHOES for McGwire, not HGH. :rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

Craig Biggio? Gross.

Blasphemy. He is one of the greatest baseball players of all time. But you wouldn't know about great baseball players, being a Rangers fan and all.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRs60GZ1q1o
`

If you're in a dry sauna, is "feel bigger" really something you want to ask another male

[Melmart1]

Blasphemy. He is one of the greatest baseball players of all time. But you wouldn't know about great baseball players, being a Rangers fan and all.
The greatest pitcher of all time went into the Hall in a Rangers cap. I know about great baseball players.

[Trainwreck2100]

Blasphemy. He is one of the greatest baseball players of all time. But you wouldn't know about great baseball players, being a Rangers fan and all.

She'd know about Nolan Ryan.

[midgetonadonkey]

The greatest pitcher of all time went into the Hall in a Rangers cap. I know about great baseball players.

The pitcher you speak of wore an Astros cap before that.

[Trainwreck2100]

The pitcher you speak of wore an Astros cap before that.


And a kickass jersey, why did they ever get rid of those?

[Melmart1]

She'd know about Nolan Ryan.
Barely beat you to it :lol

Oh, and let's not forget where Pudge Rodriguez began his career, either.

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack should buy this jersey

http://cgi.ebay.com/Astros-CRAIG-BIGGIO-Sewn-Baseball-JERSEY-WHT-New-XXL_W0QQitemZ250099154145QQcategoryZ24897QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

I think I'm going with the blue Jeter and the red Jones. Yeah!

[Melmart1]

The pitcher you speak of wore an Astros cap before that.
Yeah, and an Angels cap before that, and a Mets cap before that. What's your point?

[midgetonadonkey]

Barely beat you to it :lol

Oh, and let's not forget where Pudge Rodriguez began his career, either.

Until he realized he can never win a ring with that team and then left to win one with the Florida Marlins.

Florida Marlins :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah, and an Angels cap before that, and a Mets cap before that. What's your point?

My point is the Rangers blow. That's my point.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, and let's not forget where Pudge Rodriguez began his career, either.

How awesome would it be to see Pudge kick A-Rods ass?

[Melmart1]

Hey, he won his MVP and the Gold Glove/Silver Slugger tandem with the Rangers, he will go into the Hall as a Ranger too.

And as long as the Marlins beat the MFY's that year, I don't care. Fuck the Bankies.

[Melmart1]

My point is the Rangers blow. That's my point.
They will be better than the Astros this year, mark my words.

I mean, serioiusly. Biggio and Everett in the 1-2 slot? I thought the 3-4 men were suppoed to drive runs home. Kinda hard to do when nobody is on base.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, he won his MVP and the Gold Glove/Silver Slugger tandem with the Rangers, he will go into the Hall as a Ranger too.

And as long as the Marlins beat the MFY's that year, I don't care. Fuck the Bankies.

He still knew he could never win a ring with the Rangers. A-Rod knew the same thing, that's why he left the team as well.

But we both agree, fuck the Yankees. I hate those fuckers.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should probably both STFU seeing as my teams are leading their divisions today.

[Melmart1]

How awesome would it be to see Pudge kick A-Rods ass?
A-Rod's testacles would shrivel back into his scrotum. I hope Pudge leaves his mask on too like Varitek, so the dumb fucker breaks his hand. Everyone knows you don't take a swing at a catcher with his mask on. What an idiot.

[kfedFAN]

ashbee seriously gets peed on? wow

[Melmart1]

You should probably both STFU seeing as my teams are leading their divisions today.
Yep. Nothing like leading the division on April 2nd. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yep. Nothing like leading the division on April 2nd. :lol

Just a preview of the rest of the year.

[midgetonadonkey]

They will be better than the Astros this year, mark my words.

I mean, serioiusly. Biggio and Everett in the 1-2 slot? I thought the 3-4 men were suppoed to drive runs home. Kinda hard to do when nobody is on base.

Biggio has always been a solid hitter and Everett will improve this year. Everett had a decent Spring Training and will only get better as the season goes on. They will score more runs this season than the previous 4 seasons.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you all for talking baseball.

[Melmart1]

He still knew he could never win a ring with the Rangers. A-Rod knew the same thing, that's why he left the team as well.

But we both agree, fuck the Yankees. I hate those fuckers.
A-Rod will never win anything. He is the KG of MLB. He will set a bunch of individual records and be on his deathbed still wondering if people like him or not.

[Melmart1]

Talking baseball is still better than talking about The Hills

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck you all for talking baseball.

Welcome to Opening Week. God Bless America.

[Melmart1]

On our fantasy page for SpursTalk, the score for my team's game is 0-0. Everyone else has a score, but we have 0-0. I guess they haven't updated, because my pitchers sucked today and actually, do did my offense.

[Melmart1]

Surely the other guy beat me.

[CuckingFunt]

Talking baseball is still better than talking about The HillsI would be just as lost in either conversation.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

On our fantasy page for SpursTalk, the score for my team's game is 0-0. Everyone else has a score, but we have 0-0. I guess they haven't updated, because my pitchers sucked today and actually, do did my offense.

You should be used to that.

http://cmsweb1.loudoun.k12.va.us/5093091572225/lib/5093091572225/TexasRangers_NewLogo.jpg

[Melmart1]

So JB... if Opening Day is a preview of the rest of the season... does that mean the Royals are going to win the AL Central? :lol

[Melmart1]

You should be used to that.

http://cmsweb1.loudoun.k12.va.us/5093091572225/lib/5093091572225/TexasRangers_NewLogo.jpg
:(

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So JB... if Opening Day is a preview of the rest of the season... does that mean the Royals are going to win the AL Central? :lol

Nope. Minnesota.

[Melmart1]

At least I am faithful to my team, damnit! I am not like the Spurs fans who will inevitably stop watching after Tim Duncan retires.

[BigStones1]

http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartDumbFuck.jpg

http://www.spywire.net/images/survey-dumb-fuck.jpg

http://www.joshcomics.com/dailies/daily87.gif

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,164943,00.jpg

http://freaky.thehappening.org/src-images/Ferocious%20Bitch.jpg

http://www.degenerate.com/images/same-shit-different-asshole.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At least I am faithful to my team, damnit! I am not like the Spurs fans who will inevitably stop watching after Tim Duncan retires.

At least you're not tossing around a 6-12 record as a high school baseball coach in the Valley as reason to think you can out-manage a major league skipper.

[Melmart1]

Nope. Minnesota.
I agree.

[Melmart1]

At least you're not tossing around a 6-12 record as a high school baseball coach in the Valley as reason to think you can out-manage a major league skipper.
who is doing this?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

who is doing this?

Go to the Opening Day thread.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you all for talking baseball.

Baseball gets me hot!!

But not at the moment, I must now logoff and go to bed. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Baseball is one of the few things on this planet that doesn't get me hot.

[Melmart1]

Go to the Opening Day thread.
ManuMagic is a tool. If that fucker comes in here again, I say you go chinky on him and give him the ole karate chop suey.