Free Quattro Razor (7)

[samikeyp]

You guys are much too chipper for the morning.

Pure caffeine, love.

Tacos ready yet? :)

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. I have generally eaten by now but I don't feel like cooking and cold cereal doesn't sound good for once. What to do, what to do ...

[CuckingFunt]

Good call.

How goes it this morning?It goed better when I was still sleeping.

But the coffee is brewing, so all will soon be right with the world.

[CuckingFunt]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. I have generally eaten by now but I don't feel like cooking and cold cereal doesn't sound good for once. What to do, what to do ...That's the exact reason I end up skipping breakfast so often.

[1369]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. I have generally eaten by now but I don't feel like cooking and cold cereal doesn't sound good for once. What to do, what to do ...

Go get sushi and not pay?

[samikeyp]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. I have generally eaten by now but I don't feel like cooking and cold cereal doesn't sound good for once. What to do, what to do ...

Truly a dilemma.

I should make you tacos one day. I make quite possibly the best tacos from a white guy.

[CuckingFunt]

Coffee is really quite fantastic.

[ashbeeigh]

getting up before 11 is stupid.

[ORION]

Coffee is really quite fantastic.
I hate coffee but its free at work. I would rather have a No Fear but they force me to open my wallet

[samikeyp]

getting up before 11 is stupid.

yeah...you are going to do great in the job force.

[ashbeeigh]

yeah...you are going to do great in the job force.

Hell yes. :tu But seriously, it's alright. Even without the coffee.

[ORION]

I wish I was rich

[ATRAIN]

I wish I was rich


If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?

[midgetonadonkey]

If you won 20 mil today, what would you do first?

Leave the country. I'd move to Jamaica and spend the rest of my life dancing on the beach to Reggae music with a beer in one hand and a spliff in the other.

[ATRAIN]

I changed it to 100 Mil but Midge you have that shit down!!

[samikeyp]

If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?

Log off this computer because I will have just quit.

Then fly to SA for breakfast tacos.

[midgetonadonkey]

With a 100 mil I'd buy myself a couple of midgets and pay them to spend the rest of their lives dressed like Crockett and Tubbs.

[ATRAIN]

With a 100 mil I'd buy myself a couple of midgets and pay them to spend the rest of their lives dressed like Crockett and Tubbs.


lol

[ATRAIN]

Log off this computer because I will have just quit.

Then fly to SA for breakfast tacos.


for Mel?

[samikeyp]

for Mel?

yeah...and for me as well.

[ATRAIN]

yeah...and for me as well.


I would buy a Ferarri and just drive around for like 2 weeks to a month

[ORION]

I'd take the day off work and pay off my house and vehicles. Then go back to work the next day with a chip on my shoulder and let everyone know I'm rich now. Take the next day off and buy a fully loaded Sierra Z71. Go back to work the next day and just surf the net looking for a house off the river or lake and buy a condo in port aransas with a brand new boat

[ATRAIN]

I'd take the day off work and pay off my house and vehicles. Then go back to work the next day with a chip on my shoulder and let everyone know I'm rich now. Take the next day off and buy a fully loaded Sierra Z71. Go back to work the next day and just surf the net looking for a house off the river or lake and buy a condo in port aransas with a brand new boat


I would stay at work and continue to go although I would call in sick for at least a week or so.

[ORION]

better yet I'd buy a Rubios franchise so everyone can enjoy their fabulous fish tacos

[Gordon Gekko]

Dream on peeps....dream on.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd build my own library. It would have a whole wing dedicated to porn. Everything from bestiality porn to scat will be available for checkout. It will be named the John Holmes Memorial Library. It will be two round building made to look like boobs.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd also buy ORION his own arcade. Full of NFL Blitz, NBA Jam and it would have topless waitresses serving everyone beer and burnt mecco.

[ORION]

I'd also buy ORION his own arcade. Full of NFL Blitz, NBA Jam and it would have topless waitresses serving everyone beer and burnt mecco.
can I have a lifetime membership with no late fees and women built to my specifications ?

[ATRAIN]

I'd build my own library. It would have a whole wing dedicated to porn. Everything from bestiality porn to scat will be available for checkout. It will be named the John Holmes Memorial Library. It will be two round building made to look like boobs.


Would you give pee wee a job?

[midgetonadonkey]

can I have a lifetime membership with no late fees and women built to my specifications ?

Of course.

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you give pee wee a job?

It depends on how well he interviews and who else applies.

[midgetonadonkey]

It won't be a bush league operation. It will be a sophisticated pornographic library.

[ATRAIN]

It depends on how well he interviews and who else applies.


You could give ashbitch a job as lead jizz mopper

[ORION]

Of course.
I want then all to be professional beach volleyball players then

[midgetonadonkey]

You could give ashbitch a job as lead jizz mopper

She would only be hired if she agrees to use her hair as a mop.

[ATRAIN]

She would only be hired if she agrees to use her hair as a mop.


what about her tounge, she loves her some jizz!!

[sa_butta]

I'd take the day off work and pay off my house and vehicles. Then go back to work the next day with a chip on my shoulder and let everyone know I'm rich now. Take the next day off and buy a fully loaded Sierra Z71. Go back to work the next day and just surf the net looking for a house off the river or lake and buy a condo in port aransas with a brand new boat"Im rich bitch"

I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.

[samikeyp]

I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.

Hell yea.

psgr: "You need to book me a hotel"
butta: "You need a large glass of shut the fuck up!"

:lol

[ORION]

"Im rich bitch"

I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.
I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to Alaska

[ATRAIN]

I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to Alaska


would you hunt wolverines?

[sa_butta]

Hell yea.

psgr: "You need to book me a hotel"
butta: "You need a large glass of shut the fuck up!"

:lolI would route doemestic travelers through Kuwait or Dubai.

[ATRAIN]

I would say that I would be a jerk at work, but that already happens, I would just be a rich jerk. My job is pretty sweet actually I get a week off every 6 weeks.

[ATRAIN]

I would route doemestic travelers through Kuwait or Dubai.

where do you work man?

[CuckingFunt]

If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?Two words: monkey butlers.

[sa_butta]

I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to AlaskaSled dogs and ice fishing:clap

[ATRAIN]

Two words: monkey butlers.


LOL WTF????

[CuckingFunt]

Two words: monkey butlers.Actually, I'd probably do exactly what I'm doing now, but I'd buy a nice house instead of living in a tiny apartment and I'd find a way to work in several months traveling.

[sa_butta]

where do you work man?A Travel Agency for military and Governement employees.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL WTF????You don't get Simpsons references??

There went any chance of me ever respecting you.

[ATRAIN]

You don't get Simpsons references??

There went any chance of me ever respecting you.


Dont watch the simpsons and I dont think ill lose any sleep on you not respecting me but thanks for the heads up :).

[ATRAIN]

You don't get Simpsons references??

There went any chance of me ever respecting you.


Deathproof next week you ready? Im pissed I want planet terror first!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Deathproof next week you ready? Im pissed I want planet terror first!!!I'm buying it, but only because I'm a tool. I still think it's fucktarded to release them separately.

And the fact that Death Proof alone is a 2-disc set would lead one to believe that a full Grindhouse DVD won't be coming any time soon.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?

Move to Cabo San Lucas.

[ATRAIN]

I'm buying it, but only because I'm a tool. I still think it's fucktarded to release them separately.

And the fact that Death Proof alone is a 2-disc set would lead one to believe that a full Grindhouse DVD won't be coming any time soon.


yeah I agree and ill be buying to too :(

[ATRAIN]

Move to Cabo San Lucas.


Id like to go visit for like a month would drink me some Tequila everyday all day. Where is Patron made anyone know? I would like to go there!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Id like to go visit for like a month would drink me some Tequila everyday all day. Where is Patron made anyone know? I would like to go there!!

I'm sorry but you won't be welcome.

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

[ATRAIN]

I'm sorry but you won't be welcome.


LOL I didnt mean go visit her, I meant i would like to visit cabo one day

[ATRAIN]

:wakeup Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?
FUCK YOU!!

[Mister Sinister]

FUCK YOU!!
:depressed
:cry

[midgetonadonkey]

Look what you did. You made the gay guy cry. You should be ashamed.

[CuckingFunt]

No crying in the Quattro.

[TheQuattro]

I've seen plenty of cryin' and whinin' in here.

[samikeyp]

I would route doemestic travelers through Kuwait or Dubai.

and international ones to Paris........Texas. :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. I have generally eaten by now but I don't feel like cooking and cold cereal doesn't sound good for once. What to do, what to do ...

I think maybe you need to let somebody eat you out for breakfast.

[CuckingFunt]

I think maybe you need to let somebody eat you out for breakfast.Best way to wake up. Ever.

[ShoogarBear]

Hahaha, I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. *generic chorizo line goes here*

[ORION]

You don't get Simpsons references??

There went any chance of me ever respecting you.
and have them reenact the civil war

[ShoogarBear]

Obviously, JB is a giver, and I'm a taker.

[CuckingFunt]

and have them reenact the civil war:clap

[ShoogarBear]

If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?Toss it in the bank with my other 300 mil.

[CuckingFunt]

Toss it in the bank with my other 300 mil.And now we know how Shoog's gotten so accustomed to being a taker.

[ORION]

Toss it in the bank with my other 300 mil.
sorry we are talking dollars not rubles

[ShoogarBear]

Haters. So much for getting in my will.

[TheQuattro]

Haters. So much for getting in my will.

Where there is a will....there is a way.

[ORION]

Haters. So much for getting in my will.
I'll wait until you get old and senile then get you to sign me as your beneficiary .....oh wait your at the old part I need to act fast

[ShoogarBear]

Bring some of your co-workers with you and you might have a chance.

[ORION]

Bring some of your co-workers with you and you might have a chance.
oh no ! If I brought a couple you would sign them in as your beneficiary and not me. These women would bring any man back to his senses

[midgetonadonkey]

I am leaving work and not returning until Tuesday. In 24 hours I will be on a flight to Detroit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am leaving work and not returning until Tuesday. In 24 hours I will be on a flight to Detroit.praise allah. you should grow a nasty beard and rub curry all over you before you get on the plane.

[CuckingFunt]

I am leaving work and not returning until Tuesday. In 24 hours I will be on a flight to Detroit.How will peewee survive?

[Mister Sinister]

How will peewee survive?
The question is, Who cares!

[Richard Cranium]

I am leaving work and not returning until Tuesday. In 24 hours I will be on a flight to Detroit.

Go Wolverines!!

Detroit Rock City!!!

[ATRAIN]

The question is, Who cares!


LOL

[Silver21_Black20]

I am leaving work and not returning until Tuesday. In 24 hours I will be on a flight to Detroit.

You got to leave early and I'll be here at work till 5. :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

Two words: monkey butlers.

Will they masturbating each other??

[peewee's lovechild]

Best way to wake up. Ever.

That's just the best breakfast ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

How will peewee survive?

I'm gonna jizz all over his keyboard and chair.

It will be a nice surprise when he comes back.
I hope he doesn't try licking it all up again.

[peewee's lovechild]

The question is, Who cares!

Oh, everybody cares about The PeeWee.

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup I say, they seem to be letting all kinds of riffraff onto the internet these days

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna jizz all over his keyboard and chair.

It will be a nice surprise when he comes back.
I hope he doesn't try licking it all up again.

Fucker. I knew it was you who did that last time.

[Melmart1]

Damnit, I walked right into those lines about breakfast. I clearly did not have enough coffee this morning. Or sleep last night. Both, actually.

[samikeyp]

Damnit, I walked right into those lines about breakfast. I clearly did not have enough coffee this morning. Or sleep last night. Both, actually.


Sorry, should I leave earlier next time? :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucker. I knew it was you who did that last time.

I left a little ass cream on your seat too.
I was surprised that you weren't bothered by it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish Mel would post a picture of her pale ass.

That would really turn me on.

[ATRAIN]

LOL its funny when pee wee is gone for a few hours and plays catchup with 5+posts in a row. Make sure to get a little extra jizz under his enter key....that will really be funny.

[Mister Sinister]

I never saw the reasoning behind playing catch-up. If I leave for a few hours, I just jump in.

[timvp]

I ate a real meal yesterday for the first time in three weeks. This just in ... food tastes good.

[timvp]

Specifically medium rare 16 oz ribeye.

[Silver21_Black20]

Whataburger?

[Silver21_Black20]

I never saw the reasoning behind playing catch-up. If I leave for a few hours, I just jump in.

Than you are not a true Quattro-er. GTFO!

[midgetonadonkey]

timvp should've gone to Blanco Cafe and had a plate of cheese enchiladas.

[Mister Sinister]

Than you are not a true Quattro-er. GTFO!
..........
NO U!

[midgetonadonkey]

..........
NO U!

She has seniority. You fuck off.

[Mister Sinister]

She has seniority. You fuck off.
Nah. I think I'll stay.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nah. I think I'll stay.

Filthy faggot.

[Mister Sinister]

Filthy faggot.
Hey! I took a shower today. Ass.

[samikeyp]

so apparently, its "clean faggot!"

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey! I took a shower today. Ass.

Golden showers don't count.

[Mister Sinister]

Half-faggot, actually, but nobody pays attention to the half part.

[samikeyp]

"There is no bi-sexual. You either suck dick...or you do not suck dick!"

--Andrew Dice Clay

:lol

[Mister Sinister]

-Headdesk-

[Melmart1]

I wish Mel would post a picture of her pale ass.

That would really turn me on.
That's not going to happen but I did have a few bravatars up once.

[samikeyp]

That's not going to happen but I did have a few bravatars up once.

And we thank yew fer yer support. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

That's not going to happen but I did have a few bravatars up once.

I applaud you for that. I never had the guts to do a bravatar.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mmmm .... Cherry Apple Slush.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I applaud you for that. I never had the guts to do a bravatar.............or tits. :lol:lol:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

............or tits. :lol:lol:lol

:wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

............or tits. :lol:lol:lol

Believe me, she has the tits for it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Believe me, she has the tits for it.size

[midgetonadonkey]

size

Don't fucking worry about it.

[samikeyp]

Believe me, she has the tits for it.

Good enough for me!

:tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't fucking worry about it.sorry. don't want another meltdown to happen.

[midgetonadonkey]

sorry. don't want another meltdown to happen.

Damn right. Fear the cancer wishes.

[ORION]

so I'm bored .... where is 1Billiups1 ?

[ORION]

Batman once ate cherry cobbler out of his boyfriends ass but he later found out it wasn't cobbler and it made him happy

[Mister Sinister]

Batman once ate cherry cobbler out of his boyfriends ass but he later found out it wasn't cobbler and it made him happy
:lmao WTF!?

[batman2883]

Batman once ate cherry cobbler out of his boyfriends ass but he later found out it wasn't cobbler and it made him happy
i thought i told you never to speak a word of that matter again jason

[batman2883]

sandra i hate you for heroes!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I've been listening at a Japanese punk album for the past 3 days and have become obsessed with a certain song. I can't get it out of my head.

[batman2883]

Yeah Yeah

[ORION]

i thought i told you never to speak a word of that matter again jason
well stop telling everyone at work about it and it wouldn't get around

[CuckingFunt]

Than you are not a true Quattro-er. GTFO!Agreed.

You must always get caught up with The Quattro when you return to the computer, even if it's boring.

You may resent it, however, and whine about how sub-par it was in your absence. That seems to be perfectly acceptable.

[Mister Sinister]

Agreed.

You must always get caught up with The Quattro when you return to the computer, even if it's boring.

You may resent it, however, and whine about how sub-par it was in your absence. That seems to be perfectly acceptable.
I play passive catch-up. I read what I've missed. Also, I fucking love my trenchcoat.

[peewee's lovechild]

Specifically medium rare 16 oz ribeye.

16 oz??

Pussy.

I go for the 18 oz at Texas Land & Cattle.
Then, I have some cheescake for desert.

My doctor says I'll die soon.
But fuck him, what the fuck does he know?

[Mister Sinister]

16 oz??

Pussy.

I go for the 18 oz at Texas Land & Cattle.
Then, I have some cheescake for desert.

My doctor says I'll die soon.
But fuck him, what the fuck does he know?
Fucking lightweight. I go for the 24 oz at this place called Stoney River.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not going to happen but I did have a few bravatars up once.

Send me a copy of that.

I'm still waiting on Ashbeeigh's bravatar.

[CuckingFunt]

Medium rare?

Ick!

[Melmart1]

Medium rare?

Ick!
Medium rare is the only way to eat a steak. Medium or higher is only acceptable for hamburgers or meatballs.

[Jekka]

Medium rare is the way to go. Unless you order rare, which is ever better!

[Mister Sinister]

True dat. Medium rare=win

[ORION]

Fucking lightweight. I go for the 24 oz at this place called Stoney River.
screw the both of you. I'm half mexican and can't afford a steak

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking lightweight. I go for the 24 oz at this place called Stoney River.

Is that an 18 oz steak with a 6 oz cock on the side.

You'll have to fogive me, but I still don't understand the world of 1/2 faggotry.

**Oh, yea . . . catching up on the Quattro is essential.**

[CuckingFunt]

I like steaks medium well.

Specifically, I like steaks during that five seconds of perfection when they're fully cooked, but still juicy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Medium rare is the only way to eat a steak. Medium or higher is only acceptable for hamburgers or meatballs.

I agree absolutely.

I don't understand people who order their steaks well done.
I mean, what the fuck??

[Mister Sinister]

Is that an 18 oz steak with a 6 oz cock on the side.

You'll have to fogive me, but I still don't understand the world of 1/2 faggotry.

**Oh, yea . . . catching up on the Quattro is essential.**
No, it's a 24 oz steak. Seriously, all this .5 homo smack is getting tired. Find something new.

[Jekka]

A 10% alcohol beer on an empty stomach is making me feel MUCH better about my day.

[Melmart1]

I agree absolutely.

I don't understand people who order their steaks well done.
I mean, what the fuck??
My entire family does this and it drives me up the wall, but its their steak, so I keep my mouth shut. Until my sister starts in when I cut into my juicy steak and she sees pink and feigns like she is going to throw up or be sick. "Eww, you are going to get mad cow disease." So I tell her that I don't enjoy eating roof shingles but at least charcoal is good for the digestion, since hers is burnt. We go back and forth on this endlessly, I hate eating steak with her.

And then the thing that really gets me? When they all start bitching about what is taking so long. Um, helloooo! They have to burn your steaks to a hockey puck crisp, and you wonder what is taking so long?!!! :pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously, all this .5 homo smack is getting tired.

So, 100% homo smack is acceptable?

I just brought up the 1/2 homo smack because you resented that people don't bring it up. Now you got your speedo in a bunch?

I don't understand.

[peewee's lovechild]

Until my sister starts in when I cut into my juicy steak and she sees pink and feigns like she is going to throw up or be sick. "Eww, you are going to get mad cow disease."

Mad Cow Disease is cured by burning your steak??
The Brits could have used this little bit of information.

Anyway, my sister does the same thing.
I just can't find any flavor in burnt steak.

[Mister Sinister]

So, 100% homo smack is acceptable?

I just brought up the 1/2 homo smack because you resented that people don't bring it up. Now you got your speedo in a bunch?

I don't understand.
The homo smack in general, is getting tired. I never said I resented it, I said that it seemed to me like nobody paid attention to it and threw homo smack at me.

[Jekka]

So, 100% homo smack is acceptable?

I just brought up the 1/2 homo smack because you resented that people don't bring it up. Now you got your speedo in a bunch?

I don't understand.
Wait, I'm confused. I haven't bothered to keep up with this, so why is ShagiaFrost only half gay?

[CuckingFunt]

I never complain about the bloodiness of someone else's steak, and I actually do like the flavor of a rare/medium rare steak... there's just a chewiness that I don't appreciate.

[Jekka]

Mad Cow Disease is cured by burning your steak??
The Brits could have used this little bit of information.
As if the Brits don't overcook everything in the first place.

[Mister Sinister]

Wait, I'm confused. I haven't bothered to keep up with this, so why is ShagiaFrost only half gay?
Because I'm bisexual.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, I'm confused. I haven't bothered to keep up with this, so why is ShagiaFrost only half gay?

It's all so confusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never complain about the bloodiness of someone else's steak, and I actually do like the flavor of a rare/medium rare steak... there's just a chewiness that I don't appreciate.

If it's cooked right, it shouldn't be chewy.

It should just melt and fall apart in your mouth.

Fuck!!!
I want a ribeye now.

[Melmart1]

As if the Brits don't overcook everything in the first place.
If you can even call half that shit "food." No wonder some of them are so stuck up, they are food orgasm virgins.

[CuckingFunt]

If it's cooked right, it shouldn't be chewy.

Sinewy, maybe?

I'm ridiculously picky when it comes to food texture (once got almost thrown out of a Chinese restaurant when I was a kid for loudly complaining to my mother that a particular type of noodle felt like eating sheets of human skin), and there's something about a rare steak that bothers me.

[Jekka]

If you can even call half that shit "food." No wonder some of them are so stuck up, they are food orgasm virgins.
No shit, you just can't boil everything.

Now, I do like their tendency of putting everything in a pie crust, I think that's a grand idea.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I like my meat thick and juicy.

[Jekka]

Because I'm bisexual.
I don't think there are many women on this board that have not exhibited those tendencies at least once.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I love dipping bread in prime rib juices.

[ShoogarBear]

once got almost thrown out of a Chinese restaurant when I was a kid for loudly complaining to my mother that a particular type of noodle felt like eating sheets of human skin

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Portrait of the Author as a Young Funt

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I don't think there are many women on this board that have not exhibited those tendencies at least once.

Not me. I'm strictly a man eater.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think there are many women on this board that have not exhibited those tendencies at least once.Yet another reason this board rocks ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Not me. I'm strictly a man eater.How you doin'?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you bastards. Real mexicans like their food cooked. Only the white man would eat pink steak.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love all my meat charred.

[midgetonadonkey]

Burn the fuck out of my steak. That's how I like it.

[Jekka]

Burn the fuck out of my steak. That's how I like it.
Gross. I'd rather throw a burned steak at someone's head than eat it.

[Jekka]

But I'd also love an excuse to throw meat at someone's head.

[Mister Sinister]

I don't think there are many women on this board that have not exhibited those tendencies at least once.
I'm not one of the women on this board.

[Mister Sinister]

But I'd also love an excuse to throw meat at someone's head.
That would be pretty funny. So would throwing a wet side of meat at a brick wall.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't think there are many women on this board that have not exhibited those tendencies at least once.lesbianism is a fad. i'm all for it, but 99.9% of the time it's an act. with or without alcohol.

[Jekka]

I'm not one of the women on this board.
No I know, it was just an outside observation, irrelevantly made with the aid of beer.

[ShoogarBear]

But I'd also love an excuse to throw meat at someone's head.ORION says he does that all the time.

[Mister Sinister]

No I know, it was just an outside observation, irrelevantly made with the aid of beer.
Ah. Well, it happens. I don't drink, so I can't speak from experience, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Gross. I'd rather throw a burned steak at someone's head than eat it.

Some bitches think that cum is gross and others swallow. To each is own.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe he meant something else, though.

[ShoogarBear]

But I'd also love an excuse to throw meat at someone's head.Hmm, I haven't changed the ole sig in some time.

[Jekka]

lesbianism is a fad. i'm all for it, but 99.9% of the time it's an act. with or without alcohol.
A fad? I've made out with the women I've made out with because I wanted to, not because it was trendy.

[CuckingFunt]

lesbianism is a fad. i'm all for it, but 99.9% of the time it's an act. with or without alcohol.I know a lot of girls who fit that assumption, also know a lot who don't.

[ShoogarBear]

lesbianism is a fad.:wtf That's an oxymoron.

Oh, wait, you said fad.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A fad? I've made out with the women I've made out with because I wanted to, not because it was trendy.read past the first sentence, dear.

[ShoogarBear]

A fad? I've made out with the women I've made out with because I wanted to, not because it was trendy.What about the alcohol part?

[midgetonadonkey]

A fad? I've made out with the women I've made out with because I wanted to, not because it was trendy.

Although you obviously are a non trendy bi chick, you have to admit that there a lot of chicks that do it because it's trendy.

[Jekka]

dear.
Don't patronize me.

[Jekka]

Although you obviously are a non trendy bi chick, you have to admit that there a lot of chicks that do it because it's trendy.
It's trendy because their boyfriends like it.

[CuckingFunt]

Although you obviously are a non trendy bi chick, you have to admit that there a lot of chicks that do it because it's trendy.God bless them, every one! :toast

[midgetonadonkey]

It's trendy because their boyfriends like it.

No, it's trendy because Britney Spears did it a couple of years ago and the Girls Gone Wild do it every weekend.

[Jekka]

No, it's trendy because Britney Spears did it a couple of years ago and the Girls Gone Wild do it every weekend.
Girl on girl action was trendy way before Britney kissed Madonna.

[Mister Sinister]

No, it's trendy because Britney Spears did it a couple of years ago and the Girls Gone Wild do it every weekend.
I'd say both of you are right on that.

[CuckingFunt]

No, it's trendy because Britney Spears did it a couple of years ago and the Girls Gone Wild do it every weekend.It's trendy because boys like it.

[Jekka]

Or it could be that I spent too much time on Montrose growing up ...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't patronize me.then read the whole sentence before you respond to only part of it.

[Jekka]

then read the whole sentence before you respond to only part of it.
Good grief, it's the fucking Quattro.

[ORION]

ORION says he does that all the time.
If any of my ex's are alive the one thing they would agree on is this

[ShoogarBear]

What about the alcohol part?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Good grief, it's the fucking Quattro.exactly

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Girls Gone Wildman those are some boring videos. 15 minutes into it i turned it. the tits are good, but that's really it. oh well.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What about the alcohol part?dude, she's drinking 10% beer right now.

[Mister Sinister]

man those are some boring videos. 15 minutes into it i turned it. the tits are good, but that's really it. oh well.
I could tell that much just from the commercials.

[ORION]

man those are some boring videos. 15 minutes into it i turned it. the tits are good, but that's really it. oh well.
:bang --thats the point

[Jekka]

What about the alcohol part?
Alcohol has been involved in a few of my exploits, but not all of them by any means. One can still have fun whilst sober.

[Jekka]

dude, she's drinking 10% beer right now.
Currently on my second :toast

[CuckingFunt]

My head aches. If I slam it against a brick wall long enough, do you think it will stop?

[Mister Sinister]

Currently on my second :toast
I'm experimenting with the fruit juice in my fridge and the 24-pack of Sprite in my fridge.

[Mister Sinister]

My head aches. If I slam it against a brick wall long enough, do you think it will stop?
No. Try cutting your arm off with a hacksaw.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

How you doin'?

I'd do you just fine.

[CuckingFunt]

No. Try cutting your arm off with a hacksaw.I'm at school and don't have a hacksaw handy.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Just chew it off

[Mister Sinister]

I'm at school and don't have a hacksaw handy.
Scissors?

[Jekka]

I'm experimenting with the fruit juice in my fridge and the 24-pack of Sprite in my fridge.
What kind of fruit juice? Sprite + orange juice + pineapple juice = church social punch, and that stuff is good.

[CuckingFunt]

That would make it difficult to take notes. And if I'm not going to be able to take notes in my next class, I might as well just go home now and go to sleep.

[Mister Sinister]

What kind of fruit juice? Sprite + orange juice + pineapple juice = church social punch, and that stuff is good.
Cranberry, right now. I'm going to try the pomegranate next.

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of fruit juice? Sprite + orange juice + pineapple juice = church social punch, and that stuff is good.Every punch I ever had at church had a big mound of rainbow sherbet floating inside.

[Jekka]

Cranberry, right now. I'm going to try the pomegranate next.
That sounds odd. Then again, I'm not really a Sprite fan unless it's church social punch. Ginger ale mixes better I think.

[Jekka]

Every punch I ever had at church had a big mound of rainbow sherbet floating inside.
Which is another reason why church punch rocks! It's really the only reason I'll ever step foot in a parlor anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

Which is another reason why church punch rocks! It's really the only reason I'll ever step foot in a parlor anymore.That stuff tastes like a "big stick" popsicle. I loved it when I was a kid.

[Mister Sinister]

That sounds odd. Then again, I'm not really a Sprite fan unless it's church social punch. Ginger ale mixes better I think.
I like both, but Sprite is my favorite soda. It makes the melon ball bounce, and all that. But yeah, I get creative with food and drink.

[Mister Sinister]

That stuff tastes like a "big stick" popsicle. I loved it when I was a kid.
I'm not a huge fan of sherbert. Strawberry ice cream is where it's at.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

church punch?

[Jekka]

I'm not a huge fan of sherbert. Strawberry ice cream is where it's at.
I love strawberry ice cream, but my favorite has to be the homemade peach my aunt makes when we visit. It's just basic vanilla with peaches that we bring from Fredericksburg. Foodgasm.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Fredericksburg peaches are awesome.

[Mister Sinister]

I love strawberry ice cream, but my favorite has to be the homemade peach my aunt makes when we visit. It's just basic vanilla with peaches that we bring from Fredericksburg. Foodgasm.
That's awesome. My parents and I would go down there for fruit every now and then when we lived in SA.

[Jekka]

church punch?
Yeah, I spent probably 50% of my pre-college days in church (And look how much good it did!), who knows how many gallons of that stuff I've had in my life. It is standard at all parlor functions, anniversaries, etc.

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah, I spent probably 50% of my pre-college days in church (And look how much good it did!), who knows how many gallons of that stuff I've had in my life. It is standard at all parlor functions, anniversaries, etc.
I stopped going to church in October of my senior year of HS.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Yeah, I spent probably 50% of my pre-college days in church (And look how much good it did!), who knows how many gallons of that stuff I've had in my life. It is standard at all parlor functions, anniversaries, etc.

That explains why I've never had it.

[Jekka]

I stopped going to church in October of my senior year of HS.
I would have stopped going at the beginning of high school if it weren't for Reverend Mom. PKs are fun people!

[Mister Sinister]

I would have stopped going at the beginning of high school if it weren't for Reverend Mom. PKs are fun people!
My thing was that I got too jaded with my religion to keep going, but I still consider myself Catholic.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

My thing was that I got too jaded with my religion to keep going, but I still consider myself Catholic.

Me too.

[Jekka]

My thing was that I got too jaded with my religion to keep going, but I still consider myself Catholic.
Jaded with Catholicism? Surely you jest!

I kid ... sort of. I have enough of a background in religion to still be pretty intrigued with it, and it's been a major part of my studies, and some of my readings on Catholicism have been enough to irritate me. But this is coming from someone who is Methodist by baptism and indoctrinated with the "Open Doors. Open Hearts." motto. Catholicism is depressingly exclusive at times.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Jaded with Catholicism? Surely you jest!

I kid ... sort of. I have enough of a background in religion to still be pretty intrigued with it, and it's been a major part of my studies, and some of my readings on Catholicism have been enough to irritate me. But this is coming from someone who is Methodist by baptism and indoctrinated with the "Open Doors. Open Hearts." motto. Catholicism is depressingly exclusive at times.

I was born and raised Catholic and pretty much ignore what others say about Catholicism. I've learned to leave well alone. I've been to other denominations but just don't get it so I'd rather not comment.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

That and I'd be spending months in confession.

[Jekka]

I was born and raised Catholic and pretty much ignore what others say about Catholicism. I've learned to leave well alone. I've been to other denominations but just don't get it so I'd rather not comment.
Oh I don't really "get" any of it. The Methodist denomination (that in which my mother is ordained) has the "Open Doors. Open Hearts." policy, yet I have had countless arguments with her over things like homosexuality and gay marriage. I don't pretend to understand the church, which is why I don't attend or tithe.

[Jekka]

That and I'd be spending months in confession.
Confession is so funny to me. I kind of wish sometimes that I could go and confess and hear what my sins were worth.

[Mister Sinister]

I was born and raised Catholic and pretty much ignore what others say about Catholicism. I've learned to leave well alone. I've been to other denominations but just don't get it so I'd rather not comment.
I do Catholicism my own way. I try to act as Christ would, and, admittedly, most of the time I fail abysmally. But I like to think that the fact that A) I try and B) Admit to failing counts for something. Somehow, I don't think that I'll be judged badly because I'm bisexual. Like I ask Christian fundamentalists, will God punish me for loving, or them for hating? But my family's mostly Catholic, so I'm not coming out to them unless it's during a family argument at Christmas...which would coincide with me starting to drink.

[Jekka]

I do Catholicism my own way. I try to act as Christ would, and, admittedly, most of the time I fail abysmally. But I like to think that the fact that A) I try and B) Admit to failing counts for something. Somehow, I don't think that I'll be judged badly because I'm bisexual. Like I ask Christian fundamentalists, will God punish me for loving, or them for hating? But my family's mostly Catholic, so I'm not coming out to them unless it's during a family argument at Christmas...which would coincide with me starting to drink.
Oh, family gatherings are so much more fun since I introduced alcohol back into that equation. Somehow I've made it acceptable for a bottle of wine to be opened at dinner (my family was previously ridiculously sober 100% of the time), and everyone is a whole lot nicer and more compassionate. Though admittedly, most of the time they think you're kidding ...

[Mister Sinister]

Bleh. The reason the two would coincide would be because of my desire to forget as much of it as I could.

[timvp]

I'm thirsty. Too lazy to move.

Bad combo.

[Jekka]

Should we notify Kori of impending dehydration?

[timvp]

Should we notify Kori of impending dehydration?

Now that is an idea.

I wonder if anyone has died from dehydration out of pure laziness. Now that would be a story.

[timvp]

"Did you hear about Bobby?"

"No, what happened?"

"He died of dehydration?"

"What?!?! Did he get trapped in a deserted area? Was he lost at sea?"

"No, he just didn't get up and go get a drink."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

[ALVAREZ6]

There should be a contest to see who can die of dehydration first.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. Save the religion talk for when I'm drunk. assholes.

[Mister Sinister]

Never!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My head aches. If I slam it against a brick wall long enough, do you think it will stop?try the corner. i heard that works wonders

[timvp]

tryo theo cornero. io heardo thato workso wonderso

English. Do you speak it?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck. Save the religion talk for when I'm drunk. assholes."shut the fuck up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"