Free Quattro Razor (7)

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking thread killers.










Fuck!

[ORION]

Holy crap I'm bored

[ATRAIN]

im sleepy

[midgetonadonkey]

I gotta go pee.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to get in the shower soon.

[samikeyp]

Im pissed.


Although thoughts of Funt in the shower are helping to better my mood. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Im pissed.Why are you pissed?

[samikeyp]

Because people are fucking dumbasses.

Tommy Lee said it right in MIB, "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals"

I firmly believe that no matter how they may excel at their chosen profession, when most people become consumers, their IQ drops at least 30 points.

[ORION]

This chick that sits next to me just tore her pants and went home real quick to do some "seaming" well ............I heard "went home to do some seamen or semen" either it sounded funny

[midgetonadonkey]

I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.

[CuckingFunt]

Because people are fucking dumbasses. Yes.

Yes they are.

[CuckingFunt]

I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.Spontaneous queefing sounds like a most unpleasant problem.

[samikeyp]

I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.

Did it have an accent or just sound like bagpipes? :)

[ORION]

I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.
do you have your ear up to her crotch ? haha with a stethoscope. "sounds good now lets hear your lungs"

[CuckingFunt]

Did it have an accent or just sound like bagpipes? :)The mental picture I've got right now is just... wrong.

Horribly, horribly wrong.

[samikeyp]

The mental picture I've got right now is just... wrong.

Horribly, horribly wrong.

Sorry about that love. I know its early too.

[midgetonadonkey]

do you have your ear up to her crotch ? haha with a stethoscope. "sounds good now lets hear your lungs"

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry about that love. I know its early too.Definitely time for the shower now. Hopefully I can scrub that image out of my brain.

[midgetonadonkey]

It smells like mutton and rotten potatos in here now.

[samikeyp]

Definitely time for the shower now. Hopefully I can scrub that image out of my brain.

Sounds good, I will bring the body wash. :eyebrows

[ORION]

goats poop funny

[CuckingFunt]

I hate mornings so fucking much. I need to develop genie powers so that I can just blink myself dressed and ready.

[ORION]

I hate mornings so fucking much. I need to develop genie powers so that I can just blink myself dressed and ready.
If I had genie powers I'd waste them on something much better

[ashbeeigh]

My little sister is such a master. If she doesn't feel like going to school she doesn't go. Man, if I pulled that shit as a junior in high school I would have gotten my ass kicked. No, she's asleep right now. She won't wake up until 1 when she needs to get ready to go to work.

[ORION]

My little sister is such a master. If she doesn't feel like going to school she doesn't go. Man, if I pulled that shit as a junior in high school I would have gotten my ass kicked. No, she's asleep right now. She won't wake up until 1 when she needs to get ready to go to work.
she sounds pregnant

[ashbeeigh]

she sounds pregnant

indeed. Except she'd be overdue since she's done this since she was 4.

[ORION]

indeed. Except she'd be overdue since she's done this since she was 4.
wellllll......then your parents like her better

[ashbeeigh]

wellllll......then your parents like her better
It would seem that way, but I choose to believe she's just too dumb to go to school.

[midgetonadonkey]

It sounds like you are the dumb one.

[samikeyp]

My little sister is such a master. If she doesn't feel like going to school she doesn't go. Man, if I pulled that shit as a junior in high school I would have gotten my ass kicked. No, she's asleep right now. She won't wake up until 1 when she needs to get ready to go to work.

What school?

[ashbeeigh]

What school?

Eagle Academy or something. I don't know what it's about.

[samikeyp]

In San Antonio?

[ashbeeigh]

In San Antonio?

mmhmm.

[samikeyp]

Is that where you went?

[CuckingFunt]

There are some mornings where coffee is almost better than an orgasm.

[ATRAIN]

I hate mornings so fucking much. I need to develop genie powers so that I can just blink myself dressed and ready.


mornings suck ass

[CuckingFunt]

If I had genie powers I'd waste them on something much betterI know that if I found a genie and was using his powers there would be a limit on how much I could do -- three wishes and all that. BUT, if I were the one with the actual powers, they'd never run out and could, therefore, never be "wasted."

[ashbeeigh]

Is that where you went?

No. I went to Clark.

[CuckingFunt]

Why the fuck is it so dead on the one day I've literally got NOTHING to do until my next class?

[samikeyp]

No. I went to Clark.

Ahh....explains a few things. :)

[samikeyp]

Why the fuck is it so dead on the one day I've literally got NOTHING to do until my next class?

Not even yourself?

[ashbeeigh]

Ahh....explains a few things. :)

What the heck does that mean?

[CuckingFunt]

Not even yourself?Always an option.

If I were to do it properly, however, that tends to make me worthless for the rest of the day.

[CuckingFunt]

What the heck does that mean?It's a nice way of saying, "Ah! Now I know why you're such a dumb cunt."







:spin

[ORION]

how can people take dumps in public restrooms without putting down paper on the lid first

[ORION]

I got a $5 gift card for Sonic from work .................what the hell is $5 going to get me?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a $5 gift card for Sonic from work .................what the hell is $5 going to get me?

A Route 44 slush and an order of tots.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao at the trashbeigh troll.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?find=lastposter&f=21

[CuckingFunt]

I've never eaten at a Sonic. Their menu is too intimidating.

[ashbeeigh]

It's a nice way of saying, "Ah! Now I know why you're such a dumb cunt."


:ihit

At least we can play volleyball.

[ashbeeigh]

I got a chuckle out of the trashbeigh troll. I wish I knew who it was.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao at the trashbeigh troll.Definitely funnier than TuckingFwat.

[ashbeeigh]

Especially their investigation into the notorious feet avatar. That's classic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you really use vinager and water douche?

[ashbeeigh]

Do you really use vinager and water douche?

Why would a troll know the actual answer to that?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My little sister is such a master. If she doesn't feel like going to school she doesn't go. Man, if I pulled that shit as a junior in high school I would have gotten my ass kicked. No, she's asleep right now. She won't wake up until 1 when she needs to get ready to go to work.does she have big cans as well?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why would a troll know the actual answer to that?

Because it is my belief that you are that troll.

[ashbeeigh]

does she have big cans as well?

Are you a pedophile? WTF?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No. I went to Clark.Damn Cougar. HUSKIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are you a pedophile? WTF?nope. it's a simple question.

[ORION]

A Route 44 slush and an order of tots.
I can't believe I wasted it. I should of just got breakfast and got a super sonic burrito :pctoss

[ashbeeigh]

Because it is my belief that you are that troll.

screw that. I have more to do in my life then to create my own flippin' troll .. like waiting for some bitch to call me back about a job I interviewed for.

[ashbeeigh]

nope. it's a simple question.

Gross. She's 16.

[CuckingFunt]

screw that. I have more to do in my life then to create my own flippin' troll .. like waiting for some bitch to call me back about a job I interviewed for.I don't have any trolls, personally, but I've never understood the argument that it would somehow demand more time/energy to create one than to just post under the one name.

[samikeyp]

Damn Cougar. HUSKIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck both of you.

Go Raiders.

[ORION]

I don't have any trolls, personally, but I've never understood the argument that it would somehow demand more time/energy to create one than to just post under the one name.
I have just one

[samikeyp]

What the heck does that mean?

Just a way to bust your balls.

and apparently...it worked! :)

[samikeyp]

I don't have any trolls, personally, but I've never understood the argument that it would somehow demand more time/energy to create one than to just post under the one name.

Very true. I have an alter ego here but I rarely use it...it became too much of a hassle.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gross. She's 16.Get over it you foul-mouthed sunday school teacher wanna be.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't have any trolls, personally, but I've never understood the argument that it would somehow demand more time/energy to create one than to just post under the one name.

I said time, but I'd be afraid of the whole blowing my over thing. If I was a troll of someone here or something. I don't see the point either. You get what you get.

[Phil Cabinet]

I have just one
Did You Hear Him ?! He said He Only Has ONE !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck both of you.

Go Raiders.Taft?

ppppff. no comment.

[ashbeeigh]

Get over it you foul-mouthed sunday school teacher wanna be.

Fuck you!!

[samikeyp]

Taft?

ppppff. no comment.

:lol Your no comment speaks volumes.

Its ok though...they don't have much to brag about in football anymore...they are going the way of Holmes. Down :)

[ashbeeigh]

I took my SATs at Taft. I blame the Raider nation for my bad scores.

[CuckingFunt]

I took my SATs at Taft. I blame the Raider nation for my bad scores.Nope.

Too easy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol Your no comment speaks volumes.

Its ok though...they don't have much to brag about in football anymore...they are going the way of Holmes. Down :)I heard the Holmes football team isn't as good as it was back when I was there. We always made you guys and clark look stupid.

[samikeyp]

I took my SATs at Taft. I blame the Raider nation for my bad scores.

I blame your dumb ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck you!!i love you too, juggs.

[ashbeeigh]

Too easy.
That's not the first time that's been said about me.

[samikeyp]

I heard the Holmes football team isn't as good as it was back when I was there. We always made you guys and clark look stupid.

Don't know how far you go back but yes that is true. I was at Taft when it first opened and we had to face the Cash twins.

Ouch.

[samikeyp]

That's not the first time that's been said about me.

Maybe you're not so bad after all. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Anyone makes Clark look stupid when it comes to football now. They were only good in the mid 90s. I claim them but none willingly now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't know how far you go back but yes that is true. I was at Taft when it first opened and we had to face the Cash twins.

Ouch.oh damn. I'm not that old. no offense. keith and kerry cash. now that's a blast from the past. i wonder what they're doing now......10 to 20?:lol:lol

[CuckingFunt]

That's not the first time that's been said about me.There are very few things that disturb me as much as innuendo coming from ashbeeigh.

[Fixed]

I'm such a dumb bitch!!

[ashbeeigh]

This Fixed Troll is also fun. But I'm waiting for some outbursts from the trashbeigh troll. It's on when that bitch gets going.

[samikeyp]

Anyone makes Clark look stupid when it comes to football now. They were only good in the mid 90s. I claim them but none willingly now.

They were pretty good in the 80's as well.

My senior year (I graduated in 87) I went to the Holmes-Clark game at Northside (that's Gustafson to you folks under 25.) and there was 16,000 people there. Clark knocked them off 41-38 despite Wilbur Odom throwing for about 400yds. Holmes was #1 in state and top 25 in the country at that point.


oh damn. I'm not that old. no offense. keith and kerry cash. now that's a blast from the past. i wonder what they're doing now......10 to 20?

None taken....asshole. :flipoff
:lmao

I know they both had years in the NFL...not sure about now. Odom went to Michigan, sat behind Elvis Grbac and then finished at Angelo State. Johnny Walker went with the Cashes to UT then played minor league baseball for a while, and even had a stint with the Cubs.

[CuckingFunt]

I just accidentally hit one of my metal fillings with my fork and it hurt so bad I nearly cried.

[samikeyp]

I just accidentally hit one of my metal fillings with my fork and it hurt so bad I nearly cried.

Ouch!

I have done that and it sucks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just accidentally hit one of my metal fillings with my fork and it hurt so bad I nearly cried.slow down with your shoveling routine.

[CuckingFunt]

slow down with your shoveling routine.Yes. The piggish manner in which I was eating my salad should definitely be addressed.

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, Condemned 2 HelLA, Melmart1, ashbeeigh, ORION

There's my girl! :makeout

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There's my girl! :makeoutThere's my little Pussyfart

[Melmart1]

What the fuck? There will be no HS football talk in this thread. That shit is stupid, take it to the 'other sports' forum or something.

[Melmart1]

Shit, do I have to keep an eye on you people constantly? People talking shit about teams full of pimply-faced teenagers... fuck that!

[ATRAIN]

There's my little Pussyfart


lol

[ATRAIN]

Shit, do I have to keep an eye on you people constantly? People talking shit about teams full of pimply-faced teenagers... fuck that!


YES and read what I put about you on the Survivor league thread lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

blow it out of your pale white ass.

[Melmart1]

blow it out of your pale white ass.
The one you dream about?

[ATRAIN]

man the sexual tension is thick

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit! My beloved Melmart finally shows up and I've got to leave in a few minutes.

[Melmart1]

I love my pale skin. I hope people go blind if they look at me without sunglasses.

[Melmart1]

man the sexual tension is thick
Not on my end. But look at his profile, he dreams about me. There are little melmarts floating around him, he can't get enough of me.

[CuckingFunt]

Pale >>>>>>>>>>> fake tan

[CuckingFunt]

Not on my end. But look at his profile, he dreams about me. There are little melmarts floating around him, he can't get enough of me.Someone who has tried to be an internet badass confessed via PMs to having a dream about me recently.

It has taken all my strength not to share it with everyone else.

[samikeyp]

What the fuck? There will be no HS football talk in this thread. That shit is stupid, take it to the 'other sports' forum or something.

Lovely to see you too! :toast



Pale >>>>>>>>>>> fake tan

Not enough >'s.

[Melmart1]

Pale >>>>>>>>>>> fake tan
Yep, I am keeping it real with my Casper self. I am channeling my inner Mexican Geisha.

[samikeyp]

Yep, I am keeping it real with my Casper self. I am channeling my inner Mexican Geisha.

Konichewa, mija. :)

[Melmart1]

Someone who has tried to be an internet badass confessed via PMs to having a dream about me recently.

It has taken all my strength not to share it with everyone else.
See, that's just not right. That's like telling someone "you know what?" and then when saying "nothing." At least PM me to tell me, lol.

[Melmart1]

Someone who has tried to be an internet badass confessed via PMs to having a dream about me recently.

It has taken all my strength not to share it with everyone else.
Of course, they will deny it and say it's a joke, like when O-Factor said he was joking when he asked me out. :lol

[Melmart1]

Konichewa, mija. :)
Arogato!

[CuckingFunt]

See, that's just not right. That's like telling someone "you know what?" and then when saying "nothing." At least PM me to tell me, lol.What can I say? I'm a brat that way. :spin

[samikeyp]

What can I say? I'm a brat that way.

Its ok. You are allowed.

[samikeyp]

man the sexual tension is thick

You getting a boner because Ashbeeigh is back in the thread does is not sexual tension.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The one you dream about?only with less hair

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You getting a boner because Ashbeeigh is back in the thread does is not sexual tension.melmart's pale white ass and ashbeeigh super pinks. where does the line start?

[ATRAIN]

You getting a boner because Ashbeeigh is back in the thread does is not sexual tension.


Do you want me to have erectile dysfunctions?

[ATRAIN]

melmart's pale white ass and ashbeeigh super pinks. where does the line start?


LOL

[samikeyp]

Do you want me to have erectile dysfunctions?

C'mon...you know you wanna bang the Beeigh.

[ATRAIN]

C'mon...you know you wanna bang the Beeigh.


LOL yeah Bang her head against the wall

[ChumpDumper]

Someone who has tried to be an internet badass confessed via PMs to having a dream about me recently.

It has taken all my strength not to share it with everyone else.Thanks for keeping that entre nous.

[samikeyp]

LOL yeah Bang her head against the wall

Some people are into that sort of thing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

entre nous.a great Rush song

[midgetonadonkey]

a great Rush song

oxymoron

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oxymoronso is Houston Texan and football team.

[ORION]

oxymoron
oxycodone ?

[batman2883]

Let It Be Known That Orion Professed His Undying Love For Men This Morning, What A Fegaly

[midgetonadonkey]

so is Houston Texan and football team.

touche

[ORION]

I went to The Spirit store and they had this doctor outfit and his name was Dr.Howie Feltersnatch ...I laughed

[ORION]

Let It Be Known That Orion Professed His Undying Love For Men This Morning, What A Fegaly
It was just pillow talk so you would stop calling me

[trashbeigh]

C'mon...you know you wanna bang the Beeigh.

:elephant

[samikeyp]

:lmao

[katyon6th]

I had so much fun playing softball with you last night batman!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you win?

[katyon6th]

Hell no but it was a lot of fun.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (5 members and 1 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, katy, ORION, batman2883, Melmart1

My pussyfart is back. joy

[samikeyp]

Hell no but it was a lot of fun.

Sounds like my bowling team! :)

[ShoogarBear]

I just accidentally hit one of my metal fillings with my fork and it hurt so bad I nearly cried.Ordinary I wouldn't have to ask this, but:

You mean a metal filling in one of your teeth, right?

[ShoogarBear]

Thanks for keeping that entre nous.WTF? Chump in da Quat?

[ORION]

I had so much fun playing softball with you last night batman!!!!!
:married:

[ShoogarBear]

I had so much fun playing blueball with you last night batman!!!!!Where is that Fixed troll when you need him?

[CuckingFunt]

Ordinary I wouldn't have to ask this, but:

You mean a metal filling in one of your teeth, right?Yes.

Forks, and all other eating utensils for that matter, are to be kept far away from the other metal fillings.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm trying to decide whether or not "Ninja Warrior" would be half as entertaining without the screaming.

I'm kinda thinking it wouldn't.

[Mister Sinister]

Dunno. NBA Hangtime entertains me, though. More than it rightfully should.

[CuckingFunt]

Something told me I shouldn't have called my mother this evening. She won't shut the fuck up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been gone for a few days . . . and I haven't missed much.

I like that Mel has pale white skin.
That really turns me on.
I really do dig the pale white skin.

Mel has now been moved up a couple of notches on my list.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to know about this PM thing with The Funt.

I say she should expose the fucker here on the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee was gone a few days because he was in jail for masturbating in the library.

[Mister Sinister]

To bestiality porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee was gone a few days because he was in jail for masturbating in the library.

That could've been me.

I've just never been caught before.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to know about this PM thing with The Funt.

I say she should expose the fucker here on the Quattro.I prefer the idea of seeing how it all plays out and waiting for him/her to expose themself. I give a name and all they have to do is say, "no I didn't" and that's the end of the fun.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's way too much fine assed pussy walking around campus everyday.
It's hard to be walking with a hard on everyday.

[peewee's lovechild]

I prefer the idea of seeing how it all plays out and waiting for him/her to expose themself. I give a name and all they have to do is say, "no I didn't" and that's the end of the fun.

Make a screen shot of the PM and post it.

Let's have some fun with this sad son of a bitch.

[Mister Sinister]

Make a screen shot of the PM and post it.

Let's have some fun with this sad son of a bitch.
Says the equally sad SOB.

[peewee's lovechild]

To bestiality porn.

I have a vid of a chick getting fucked by a horse.

It's pretty amazing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Says the equally sad SOB.

Says the guy typing with a cock in his mouth.

[Mister Sinister]

Says the guy typing with a cock in his mouth.
Do you have any idea how little sense that makes? I'd have to have Go-Go Gadget arms for that!

[CuckingFunt]

I have a vid of a chick getting fucked by a horse.

It's pretty amazing.I didn't need to know that was part of your collection.

[Mister Sinister]

I didn't need to know that was part of your collection.
Does it surprise you, though?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you have any idea how little sense that makes? I'd have to have Go-Go Gadget arms for that!

So, you're saying you only suck uber long cock?
Just how big do you like them?

I just don't understand the complex rituals of faggotry.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you have any idea how little sense that makes? I'd have to have Go-Go Gadget arms for that!Or a go-go gadget cock.

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy good horse on chick porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't need to know that was part of your collection.

Wait till you see the one with the wild boars.

[Mister Sinister]

So, you're saying you only suck uber long cock?
Just how big do you like them?

I just don't understand the complex rituals of faggotry.
I just don't understand the complex rituals of stupidity.

[CuckingFunt]

Does it surprise you, though?Not really, but I was okay with it being an unconfirmed suspicion.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or a go-go gadget cock.

That's probably what he was hinting at.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like watching scat as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just don't understand the complex rituals of stupidity.

No wonder you're so confused.

[Mister Sinister]

I like watching scat as well.
What kind, specifically?

[peewee's lovechild]

I like watching scat as well.

There's this video of a Llama pissing on an Incan girl and on the B-side there's a video of an African girl getting shitted on by an elephant.

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind, specifically?

There is only one type of scat. Shit vids boyeeeee!

[CuckingFunt]

When I was at a slumber party as a kid, my friends and I thought it would be funny to watch the host's dad's porn. Most of it was cheesy 80's porn, but then he had a bunch of animal stuff, too. Made me glad I never went snooping around in my own parents' stash.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to see a vid of a chicana getting her cunt stuffed with tamales.

[Mister Sinister]

There is only one type of scat. Shit vids boyeeeee!
No, no, no. You misunderstand me. I mean, is it just someone shitting, someone shitting on someone else...or what?

[peewee's lovechild]

When I was at a slumber party as a kid, my friends and I thought it would be funny to watch the host's dad's porn. Most of it was cheesy 80's porn, but then he had a bunch of animal stuff, too. Made me glad I never went snooping around in my own parents' stash.

One of my teachers in high school got caught with animal porn.

He was well known for his hunting prowess.

[midgetonadonkey]

People shitting on each other. Shit being rub all over the body. And shit being eaten. That's some goooooood scat.

[CuckingFunt]

One of the girls at the slumber party almost puked when we saw it.

[peewee's lovechild]

People shitting on each other. Shit being rub all over the body. And shit being eaten. That's some goooooood scat.

Any vids of chicks fingering ducks?

[Mister Sinister]

People shitting on each other. Shit being rub all over the body. And shit being eaten. That's some goooooood scat.
Chicks shitting on guys, guys shitting on chicks...details!

[peewee's lovechild]

One of the girls at the slumber party almost puked when we saw it.

That must have been some awkward shit.

Did it make you guys horny?

I've always wanted to peep into a girls slumber party and see them all naked hitting each other with pillows, sucking each others titties, fingering each other, and what not.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Mel has any secret vids of her getting fucked by Bull Terriers or something like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Chicks shitting on guys, guys shitting on chicks...details!

What more is there to say? Honestly?

[CuckingFunt]

That must have been some awkward shit.

Did it make you guys horny?Not the animal stuff, but the rest of it made me horny. I don't know about the rest of the girls, though.


I've always wanted to peep into a girls slumber party and see them all naked hitting each other with pillows, sucking each others titties, fingering each other, and what not.
As many times as I engaged in those particular activities, it never happened at a slumber party. Slumber parties were for gossip, makeovers, scary movies and being mean -- there was always one girl invited that no one else liked strictly for the purpose of torture.

[Mister Sinister]

I likes me some good pr0n.

[peewee's lovechild]

As many times as I engaged in those particular activities, it never happened at a slumber party. Slumber parties were for gossip, makeovers, scary movies and being mean -- there was always one girl invited that no one else liked strictly for the purpose of torture.


What the fuck kind of slumber party is that?
You guys were doing it all wrong!!

Wrong I say!!!

How could there not be random nakedness, constant fingering, and titties bouncing about????

I am severly disappointed here.

[Mister Sinister]

What the fuck kind of slumber party is that?
You guys were doing it all wrong!!

Wrong I say!!!

How could there not be random nakedness, constant fingering, and titties bouncing about????

I am severly disappointed here.
The internet is for porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

I likes me some good pr0n.

Porn is god's gift to people who have grown tired of his bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

The internet is for porn.

Internet porn is god's way of saying "My bad." for all the shit he's done.

[Mister Sinister]

Internet porn is god's way of saying "My bad." for all the shit he's done.
So, what, porn's an apology for you?

[CuckingFunt]

What the fuck kind of slumber party is that?
You guys were doing it all wrong!!

Wrong I say!!!

How could there not be random nakedness, constant fingering, and titties bouncing about????

Because in college they're not called slumber parties anymore.

[Squid]

http://www.clerks2.com/images/randal.jpg

Randal Graves: What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

[peewee's lovechild]

So, what, porn's an apology for you?

I'll have to think about that.

I was going to go with "Tabu" because it makes me laugh, but I don't like the implications.

I'm going to go with "Lady Chatterly's Lover".
That would be god's way of saying, "I'm sorry that I made your MILF neighbor so hot and you couldn't touch her."

I was 13 when I saw that one.

[Squid]

I saw Tabu when I was a kid as well. I also remember seeing a 70's porn with Ron Jeremy drinking some chicks titty milk.

[Squid]

Tabu is funny because the dude fucks his mom.

[peewee's lovechild]

Because in college they're not called slumber parties anymore.

What the fuck????
Now I'm severely concerned here!!!

I thought you were talking about middle school/high school slumber parties. How could you have a college slumber party without the pseudo-lesbian stuff??

I'm shocked.
I'm flabbergasted.
I'm deeply disappointed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tabu is funny because the dude fucks his mom.

"Oh, mom. Oh, mom. Oh, MOM!!!"

That shit made me laugh like a mother fucker.

Pardon the pun.

[Squid]

I'm listening to a Japanese punk rock band. It's interesting to say the least. He could be telling me to go kill someone in Jap and I wouldn't even know it.

[Squid]

"Oh, mom. Oh, mom. Oh, MOM!!!"

That shit made me laugh like a mother fucker.

Pardon the pun.

That was the first sex scene I ever jacked off to. When he started screaming that is when I had my first orgasm.

[CuckingFunt]

What the fuck????
Now I'm severely concerned here!!!

I thought you were talking about middle school/high school slumber parties. How could you have a college slumber party without the pseudo-lesbian stuff??

I'm shocked.
I'm flabbergasted.
I'm deeply disappointed.You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's ever actually had a pillow fight.

[Squid]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's every actually had a pillow fight.

I was in a pillow fight once when I went over to visit George and Weezy. I think Helen and Tom Willis were also involved. Possibly even Florence. Oh that Florence. She was ever the wise cracker.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."



Okay, I'm good now.
Everything's right now.

The world continues to make sense.

But, just for me, can you refer to them as slumber parties.
It's a thing with me.




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's every actually had a pillow fight.


I don't understand.
It's like you're talking chinese here.

What do you mean no pillow fights?

[Mister Sinister]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's ever actually had a pillow fight.
Pillow fighting is win.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't understand.
It's like you're talking chinese here.

What do you mean no pillow fights?
Pillow fights exist only in sitcoms, I think.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was in a pillow fight once when I went over to visit George and Weezy. I think Helen and Tom Willis were also involved. Possibly even Florence. Oh that Florence. She was ever the wise cracker.

Did you lick George's taint?
Did you kick Weezy in the face?

Did you hogtie Tom and force Helen to spank his balls with a leather belt?

Did you shove your foot up Florences cunt?

Most importantly, where was Lenny Kravitz when all this was happening?

[peewee's lovechild]

Pillow fights exist only in sitcoms, I think.

No!!!

This is wrong!!!!

You're not The Funt!!!
Impostor!!!!!!!!!

Give me back my Funt!!!!

[Squid]

Did you lick George's taint?
Did you kick Weezy in the face?

Did you hogtie Tom and force Helen to spank his balls with a leather belt?

Did you shove your foot up Florences cunt?

Most importantly, where was Lenny Kravitz when all this was happening?

Weezy licked George's taint while I tit fucked her. And Lenny Kravitz wasn't there, that's when Helen and I conceived him.

[CuckingFunt]

No!!!

This is wrong!!!!

You're not The Funt!!!
Impostor!!!!!!!!!

Give me back my Funt!!!!I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about retarded ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

[CuckingFunt]

Weezy licked George's taint while I tit fucked her.

How many tentacles?

[Mister Sinister]

How many tentacles?
What's this about tentacle rape?

[Squid]

How many tentacles?

Her titties were big so I had to use all 6. Or 8. I forget how many I have.

[peewee's lovechild]

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about retarded ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

You don't understand . . . the pillow fight is paramount to my all-girl orgy fantasy.

I won't have it any other way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Weezy licked George's taint while I tit fucked her. And Lenny Kravitz wasn't there, that's when Helen and I conceived him.

But, you're neither Jewish or Black.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't understand . . . the pillow fight is paramount to my all-girl orgy fantasy.

I won't have it any other way.Full goose down? With feathers flying about like snowflakes?

[peewee's lovechild]

Full goose down? With feathers flying about like snowflakes?

Now I'm fucking hard.

Go ahead, continue . . .

[Das Texan]

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about retarded ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.



I wish i had been a fly on the wall during that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to take part in an all-girl Republican orgy.

We could read the bible as we fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish i had been a fly on the wall during that.

Look dude, I don't fuck with your fantasies.
So, don't fuck with mine.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to take part in an all-girl Republican orgy.

We could read the bible as we fuck.I once fucked a girl who quoted bible verses when she came. It was strangely hot.

[Das Texan]

Look dude, I don't fuck with your fantasies.
So, don't fuck with mine.



fuck off.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once fucked a girl who quoted bible verses when she came. It was strangely hot.

Fuck, I'm about to jizz just thinking about it.

What was her favorite verse?

Mine would have to be:

"And then God said, 'Let there be light'!!!!!!!!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

fuck off.

So, you get it then.

Move along now.

[CuckingFunt]

So, you get it then.

Move along now.:nope

Don't be mean to Midge's daddy.

[CuckingFunt]

What was her favorite verse?

I'm nowhere near familiar enough with the bible to remember any of the particular verses quoted.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm nowhere near familiar enough with the bible to remember any of the particular verses quoted.

But, you're Sicilian . . . you guys are born with a rosary instead of an umbilical cord.

[Das Texan]

:nope

Don't be mean to Midge's daddy.



ugh, i had forgotten about that chapter to this topic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never met Midge's dad.

I need someone to explain this Midge's Daddy stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

But, you're Sicilian . . . you guys are born with a rosary instead of an umbilical cord.Not those of us who are unbaptized devil children.

[CuckingFunt]

I need someone to explain this Midge's Daddy stuff.

I don't even remember the context, just that the result was that Das Texan somehow = Midge's daddy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not those of us who are unbaptized devil children.

3/4 of Sicily are unbaptized devil children.

That's were the Mafia was born.

And, they are all still devout catholics.

[Das Texan]

I don't even remember the context, just that the result was that Das Texan somehow = Midge's daddy.



midge needs to remember this too.


and the thought still sends shivers up my spine.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn. I'm sure everyone's done with the dirty bible talk. But I flipped to this one day and couldn't stop laughing.




20 "This is the way of an adulteress:
She eats and wipes her mouth
and says, 'I've done nothing wrong.'

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't even remember the context, just that the result was that Das Texan somehow = Midge's daddy.

Did Midge engage in homosexual behavior with him, that is to say . . . buttsechs?

[Mister Sinister]

Did Midge engage in homosexual behavior with him, that is to say . . . buttsechs?
It's spelled buttsecks. Lurk moar, newfag.

[CuckingFunt]

3/4 of Sicily are unbaptized devil children.

That's were the Mafia was born.

And, they are all still devout catholics.They may be mafia, but you bet your ass they're all baptized. The fact that I'm not was a BIG controversy in my family. So much so, there was briefly talk of my mom and I being disowned by several of the older generation.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn. I'm sure everyone's done with the dirty bible talk. But I flipped to this one day and couldn't stop laughing.

Now that is the shit I'm talking about!!!!

Great verse, I'll have to remember that one.

The bible is cool when it comes to stuff like that.
My favorite part of the bible is when Lot get's drunk and bangs his daughters.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's spelled buttsecks. Lurk moar, newfag.

Note to self:

Don't anger the little homo boy.
He doesn't like it when you mess with his faggot lingo.


Anyway, I like it spelled buttsechs.
It looks very German.

I bet you the Nazis spelled it "buttsechs".

Fuck off.

[ashbeeigh]

Now that is the shit I'm talking about!!!!



mm. You would like that one. My favorite, though, is jeremiah 29:11. I would post it. Do your own investigating.

[Mister Sinister]

Note to self:

Don't anger the little homo boy.
He doesn't like it when you mess with his faggot lingo.


Anyway, I like it spelled buttsechs.
It looks very German.

I bet you the Nazis spelled it "buttsechs".

Fuck off.
You've never been to /b/, have you?

[peewee's lovechild]

They may be mafia, but you bet your ass they're all baptized. The fact that I'm not was a BIG controversy in my family. So much so, there was briefly talk of my mom and I being disowned by several of the older generation.

My mom got disowned by her family because she left the catholic faith for my father.

That some funny, stupid shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

mm. You would like that one. My favorite, though, is jeremiah 29:11. I would post it. Do your own investigating.

I'm too lazy.

Post it.

[peewee's lovechild]

You've never been to /b/, have you?

Ummmmm, what?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm too lazy.

Post it.It's lame.

[Mister Sinister]

Ummmmm, what?
Exactly. It's spelled "buttsecks."

[ashbeeigh]

I'm too lazy.

Post it.

Ctrl + T, google.com, "Jeremiah 29:11," click the first result you get.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's lame.

Actually, the Old Testament is full of some nasty shit.

Fornication, Adultery, Incest, Orgies . . . if only religion could be more like the Old Testament instead of the New, I'd probably go to church.

[peewee's lovechild]

Exactly. It's spelled "buttsecks."

I tend to steer clear from faggotry.

So, you'll have to excuse me.

[ashbeeigh]

It's lame.

It is. It's not sex related at all. The story it comes from is interesting, though. You might like it, peewee.

[samikeyp]

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about retarded ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

No shit...that is a ban-worthy offense. :)