Free Quattro Razor (7)

[ShoogarBear]

now that 1Billups1 has broken the silence, nobody gives a fuck about him. Way to make yourself completely irrelevent you douche.:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you.Holy Jeebus!

[CuckingFunt]

On a far more important note, my new bed is comically huge.

[CuckingFunt]

Even at almost 6' tall, I practically need a step stool.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even at almost 6' tall, I practically need a step stool.

Is it a good height for getting bent over?

[CuckingFunt]

Is it a good height for getting bent over?You know what... it is, actually.

Just about perfect. :tu

[ashbeeigh]

Gucci Bowl tonight! Go Coogs!

[ORION]

Fuck you.
but I wanted to draw you a picture :cry

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you, 1Billups1, for finally speaking and stunning The Quattro into silence.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gucci Bowl tonight! Go Coogs!clark sux!!!

[ashbeeigh]

clark sux!!!


You suck!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You suck!settle down, Super Pink. were you a cougar?

[ashbeeigh]

were you a cougar?


I was.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was.you are the enemy. i was a husky.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually you could probably pass as a bull dyke. Just spike your hair. You could probably stand outside the arena and will eventually be hit on by a lesbian with a suite.

I've actually thought about doing that.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are not that important.

What-the-fuck???

Anyway, I still want Luxury Box tix.

[CuckingFunt]

I've actually thought about doing that.What inspired the initial desire to attend a WNBA game?

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe 1Billups1 has ALS and it took him two years to move his arms toward the keyboard.

Timvp would understand that, being that he's the Stephen Hawking of this joint.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you, 1Billups1, for finally speaking and stunning The Quattro into silence.

If that's all he's ever said, I don't get the obsession with this fuck.

However, I'd like to buy this fucker a few drinks.

[CuckingFunt]

If that's all he's ever said, I don't get the obsession with this fuck.

However, I'd like to buy this fucker a few drinks.I always knew he'd finally say something, but I'd hoped it would be an epic manifesto of brilliance.

I'm more than a little disappointed.

[peewee's lovechild]

What inspired the initial desire to attend a WNBA game?

I'm not sure.

I'm have this image in my head of 10 scantilly clad women running around in high heels with their boobies (spelled it right) bouncing about.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not sure.

I'm have this image in my head of 10 scantilly clad women running around in high heels with their boobies (spelled it right) bouncing about.It probably would have been a more realistic image if you'd spelled it "bobbies" again.

[peewee's lovechild]

I always knew he'd finally say something, but I'd hoped it would be an epic manifesto of brilliance.

I'm more than a little disappointed.

Yea, I heard so much about this fuck.
And, everyone makes such a fuss about this pansy.

All he said is "Fuck You" and the world stopped spinning.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm have this image in my head of 10 scantilly clad women running around in high heels with their boobies (spelled it right) bouncing about.
ooooooooooooo. that was a nice visual. if you'd include thigh-highs, i would've had to excuse myself for a moment.

[peewee's lovechild]

It probably would have been a more realistic image if you'd spelled it "bobbies" again.

I really am hoping that it's a gigantic lesbian fest with a basketball dribbling randomly about.

[CuckingFunt]

I made a sammich containing not even a speck of mustard. It's fucking delicious.

[peewee's lovechild]

ooooooooooooo. that was a nice visual. if you'd include thigh-highs, i would've had to excuse myself for a moment.

Actually, I was thinking more in the lines of black fish-net stocking tied to a garter belt.

Damn, I really want to go to this game.

[CuckingFunt]

I really am hoping that it's a gigantic lesbian fest with a basketball dribbling randomly about.It pretty much is... but not the fun kind of lesbians. More the Indigo Girls crowd.

[peewee's lovechild]

I made a sammich containing not even a speck of mustard. It's fucking delicious.

A sammich w/o mustard is not a sammich at all.

Rye, patrami, provolone, AAAAAAANNNNNDDDD M-U-S-T-A-R-D!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yea, I heard so much about this fuck.
And, everyone makes such a fuss about this pansy.

All he said is "Fuck You" and the world stopped spinning.
world stop spinning? britney's and lindsey's funeral procession would've received less attention and i can't stand those bitches.

[peewee's lovechild]

It pretty much is... but not the fun kind of lesbians. More the Indigo Girls crowd.

Indigo Girls???

I was kinda thinking PussyCat Dolls.

There's just gotta be a team like that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Actually, I was thinking more in the lines of black fish-net stocking tied to a garter belt.

thigh highs utilize garter belts. the lines have to definitely be going up the back.

[peewee's lovechild]

world stop spinning? britney's and lindsey's funeral procession would've received less attention and i can't stand those bitches.

Fuck you!

[peewee's lovechild]

Anything happen?

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!

I want to pull a 1Billups1!!!

[CuckingFunt]

A sammich w/o mustard is not a sammich at all.

Rye, patrami, provolone, AAAAAAANNNNNDDDD M-U-S-T-A-R-D!!!!!!!Hazelnut & poppyseed wheat bread, tiny bit of mayo, smoked ham, smoked turkey breast, provolone, lettuce, salt & pepper.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm.

[peewee's lovechild]

thigh highs utilize garter belts. the lines have to definitely be going up the back.

Although I agree with your assessment of the thigh highs, I prefer fish-net stockings.

I don't know why.

It may have something to do with my 3rd grade teacher.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hazelnut & poppyseed wheat bread, tiny bit of mayo, smoked ham, smoked turkey breast, provolone, lettuce, salt & pepper.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm.

Damn near perfect.

However, mustard would have put it over the top.

[ashbeeigh]

you are the enemy. i was a husky.

You and JB. On my football enemy list! :nope

[peewee's lovechild]

This mustard talk reminds me of the scene in Beerfest when Monique is riding Barry and she squeezes mustard on him and says "I like mustard on my hot dog!".

Or something close to that.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking football!

[peewee's lovechild]

You and JB. On my football enemy list! :nope

Where you a cheerleader?

And if so, were you as stacked back then as you are now?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if assbeeigh ever wears thigh highs, or fish-net stockings for that matter.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay 1Billups1 . . . draw!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing??

You bastard!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I shall try luring you in with other random statements.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is a cocksuker.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is a dick nibbler.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is a hermaphrodite.

[peewee's lovechild]

The last one was probably true . . . I'm not even shitting about that.

[ashbeeigh]

Where you a cheerleader?

And if so, were you as stacked back then as you are now?

I was as stacked then as I am now, I was not a cheerleader. I did the student council thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 jacks off while fingering his asshole.

[ashbeeigh]

Nothing??

You bastard!!!!!


Two more years, peewee. Two more years.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was as stacked then as I am now, I was not a cheerleader. I did the student council thing.

1Billups1 sucks ashbeeigh's titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was as stacked then as I am now, I was not a cheerleader. I did the student council thing.

By the way, did guys just randomly come up to you and grab your titties?

[peewee's lovechild]

Two more years, peewee. Two more years.

I WILL NOT give up!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

By the way, did guys just randomly come up to you and grab your titties?

Cougars had more class than that back in the day. Now, I can't promise you anything.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 fucks little alter boys.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cougars had more class than that back in the day. Now, I can't promise you anything.

Cougars were very boring students.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 shits on his mother's chest.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 fucked Fillmoe's Camel.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fillmoe was none to happy about that.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 smells like Ashbeeigh's armpits.

[peewee's lovechild]

That last one should have done it.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is a dirty Puerto Rican.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is salsa dancing Cuban.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm running out of shit here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you, 1Billups1.

Fuck you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was as stacked then as I am now, I was not a cheerleader. I did the student council thing.you must love taking showers. i know i would if i had those.

[peewee's lovechild]

you must love taking showers. i know i would if i had those.

My new goal in life is to shower with Assbeeigh.
I would probably need an entire bar of soap to lather them fuckers.

I might even motorboat them . . . if she's lucky.

[CuckingFunt]

My new goal in life is to shower with Assbeeigh.
I would probably need an entire bar of soap to lather them fuckers.

I might even motorboat them . . . if she's lucky....

...

Fuck, dude. Why?

[peewee's lovechild]

...

...

Fuck, dude. Why?

It's like the thing with Rothko paintings.

It's different, yet there's nothing special about them.
But, the more you look at them, the more you think that you probably should have one.

But, you get the feeling that it's not even real art.
But, you don't want to be missing out.
You don't want to the that one person who doesn't get it.

And, it just consumes you.

[CuckingFunt]

It's like the thing with Rothko paintings.

It's different, yet there's nothing special about them.
But, the more you look at them, the more you think that you probably should have one.

But, you get the feeling that it's not even real art.
But, you don't want to be missing out.
You don't want to the that one person who doesn't get it.

And, it just consumes you.As big a fan I am of the modernist movement, particularly its mid-century manifestations, breasts that can be compared to color field paintings are breasts I can pass on.

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, people who PM someone and then never read the response... are just rude.

[peewee's lovechild]

As big a fan I am of the modernist movement, particularly its mid-century manifestations, breasts that can be compared to color field paintings are breasts I can pass on.

Rothko is extremely overrated.

It's not that I don't get the modernist movement, it's that it has no soul to it. Contemporary art is missing the same passion and emotion as those of the Impressionist and Expressionist movements.

It all pretty much went downhill from there.

Although, I'll have to make Jackson Pollock the exception.

[peewee's lovechild]

And, for the record, people who PM someone and then never read the response... are just rude.

Those people do suck indeed.

Especially when they constantly ignore you for days on end.

[CuckingFunt]

Rothko is extremely overrated.

It's not that I don't get the modernist movement, it's that it has no soul to it. Contemporary art is missing the same passion and emotion as those of the Impressionist and Expressionist movements.

It all pretty much went downhill from there.

Although, I'll have to make Jackson Pollock the exception.I'm not a huge Rothko fan, though I've liked some of the larger pieces of his that I've seen in person.

I'm a fan of contemporary art, however. Man Ray, Miro, Kandinsky, Mondrian, and Lichtenstein are some of my favorites.

[ALVAREZ6]

:danceclub :monkey :pump :bking :sequ :cell :sombrero:

[CuckingFunt]

Those people do suck indeed.

Especially when they constantly ignore you for days on end.Agreed.

[Fillmoe]

Fillmoe was none to happy about that.



you are still alive?

































:hang

[peewee's lovechild]

you are still alive?


Someone's gotta put a cock down your mothers throat.

And, she does enjoy mine!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

She doesn't even charge anymore.

[Fillmoe]

o rly?

[1369]

I'm a fan of contemporary art, however. Man Ray


http://mywebpages.comcast.net/matchgame/3x5pictures/dirtybubblesnap1.jpg

Approves

[CuckingFunt]

I think I burnt my tongue on my coffee this morning.

[Fillmoe]

you can cool it down with some semen

[peewee's lovechild]

you can cool it down with some semen

You seem to have inside knowledge of this cooling off with the semen stuff.

Maybe you can elaborate on how exactly it is that you do this.

[ShoogarBear]

I really am hoping that it's a gigantic lesbian fest with a basketball dribbling randomly about.It is.

Unfortunately it is with a bunch of hairy unathletic lesbians in the stands.

[CuckingFunt]

It is.

Unfortunately it is with a bunch of hairy unathletic lesbians in the stands.No es hawt. :depressed

[marini martini]

C-Ya! I'll be in Utopia till Sunday :toast

[midgetonadonkey]

C-Ya! I'll be in Utopia till Sunday :toast

Nobody give a fuck. Go fuck everyone in Utopia.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dog licked my balls...

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll shine your shoes
and eat your dog
fuck you
I'm a leprechaun

[CuckingFunt]

My cat is very confused by the new bed.

[midgetonadonkey]

A fucking leprechaun
whoever came up with that is a
fucking genius
they are drunk
they are mean
their teeth are rotten.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just prank called peewee.

[marini martini]

Nobody give a fuck. Go fuck everyone in Utopia.
Fuck you ass hole, I hate your guts, weenie head :madrun

Your just jealous, cuzzzzzzzz you are a fuckin' librarian, and haven't been laid in a month of Sundays :dizzy Pendehooooooooo :lol :lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I just prank called peewee.What did you do, ask if his fridge was running?

[peewee's lovechild]

I just prank called peewee.

That was some funny shit!!!

Nevermind that I was falling asleep.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never actually prank called anyone. I'm too much of a dork, and my voice is too recognizable.

[peewee's lovechild]

"I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes . . . fuck you I'm a leperchaun!"

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never actually prank called anyone. I'm too much of a dork, and my voice is too recognizable.

I might recognize it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm out . . . I'm headed to Utopia.

Who knows what I might find there . . .

[midgetonadonkey]

"I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes . . . fuck you I'm a leperchaun!"

He'll eat your dog and shine your shoes. It's a total 180.

[marini martini]

"I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes . . . fuck you I'm a leperchaun!"
I'll be the chick with the crazy fuckin legs hangin with the dude that looks like a dope dealer :toast

[Mister Sinister]

What manner of faggotry is this?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I did a little bit of a double-take when I saw SilBlack tonight. I wasn't sure and by the time I turned around, she said hi.

Hopefully there will be one more game in which to say hi to SB.

[ashbeeigh]

It hit a new high when you posted Shagia.

[Mister Sinister]

It hit a new high when you posted Shagia.
^_^ w00t :toast

[atxrocker]

this thread is dead.

[ShoogarBear]

I did a little bit of a double-take when I saw SilBlack tonight. I wasn't sure and by the time I turned around, she said hi.

Hopefully there will be one more game in which to say hi to SB.Hope you didn't strain your neck cranking it up that high.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll be the chick with the crazy fuckin legs hangin with the dude that looks like a dope dealer :toast

I like the crazy legs thing . . . I'm not cool with the dope dealer dude.

Although, if I can get some dope . . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder why the Scottish don't have any leperchauns.

[CuckingFunt]

I am very much intrigued by the concept of a leperchaun.

[ORION]

Look at me now. I'm broken.
Inherit my life. I'm broken.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Look at me now. I'm broken.
Inherit my life. I'm broken.
pantera r.i.p. :cry

[ORION]

pantera r.i.p. :cry
at least I got to see them live

[Viva Las Espuelas]

at least I got to see them livei saw quite a few shows of them. good and bad. i was at the show where phil od'd. i ran into them at the store. at the mall. and at the titty bar. good times.

[ORION]

i saw quite a few shows of them. good and bad. i was at the show where phil od'd. i ran into them at the store. at the mall. and at the titty bar. good times.
ahh good times ......

[peewee's lovechild]

I have never been into Pantera.

I think they are overrated.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am very much intrigued by the concept of a leperchaun.

I have always pictured them gaurding a giant hoard of Lucky Charms.

I never have liked that cereal.
I've always been a Fruity Pebbles kind of guy.

[ORION]

I have never been into Pantera.

I think they are overrated.
once midge reads this he is going to walk over to you and fart on your leg

[CuckingFunt]

I used to love Lucky Charms. It, Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Krispies were the only little kid sugary cereals I've ever liked.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have never been into Pantera.

I think they are overrated.
:rolleyes just listen to your eminem and everything will be fine. ALL THAT IS IS GLORIFIED KARAOKE

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Mornin', all. Just got back from Firestone...Akai Suisei's all okay.

[CuckingFunt]

I really need to be in the shower right now.

Actually, I should already be getting out of the shower right now.

[ORION]

I need to watch the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie again !

[Mister Sinister]

I'm gonna hit the shower later today, before I go out to lunch.

[ORION]

good gravy ! I just saw some big fakies

[peewee's lovechild]

once midge reads this he is going to walk over to you and fart on your leg

Midge can lick my taint!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I used to love Lucky Charms. It, Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Krispies were the only little kid sugary cereals I've ever liked.

Fruity Pebbles are still my favorite.

[Mister Sinister]

Fruity Pebbles are still my favorite.
I prefer Chex.

[peewee's lovechild]

:rolleyes just listen to your eminem and everything will be fine. ALL THAT IS IS GLORIFIED KARAOKE

Dude, if you knew me at all . . . you'd realize how stupid that statement was.

Metallica >>>>>>>>> Pantera.

[peewee's lovechild]

I prefer Chex.
Honey Nut Chex kicks ass!!

[Mister Sinister]

Honey Nut Chex kicks ass!!
Fucking *hell* yes. Corn and Honey Nut are what I have in the house atm.

[midgetonadonkey]

Metallica >>>>>>>>> Pantera.


I do agree with that statement but Pantera does kick ass. They are two different styles of metal so it's hard to even compare the two.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you.

:clap

[ORION]

I do agree with that statement but Pantera does kick ass. They are two different styles of metal so it's hard to even compare the two.
I think Phil makes them heavier

[ALVAREZ6]

According to norcal, metallica is a music genre.

[Richard Cranium]

According to Norcal GIG is God.

[ALVAREZ6]

According to Norcal GIG is God.According to GiG, Ginobili is God.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Metallica >>>>>>>>> Pantera.Dude. quit showing your ass. it ain't a pretty sight.

[ORION]

It was casual day today and 2 gaylords came in wearing suits and ties

[midgetonadonkey]

It's casual day here too. I'm wearing a skirt and tube top.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to norcal, metallica is a music genre.

According to everyone at ST . . . Norcal's an idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

According to Fillmoe, Norcal is a great lay.

[ALVAREZ6]

According to fact . . . Norcal's an idiot.

[ORION]

It's casual day here too. I'm wearing a skirt and tube top.
how high above the knee ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude. quit showing your ass. it ain't a pretty sight.

Dude, if I were to really show my ass . . . it would be a picture of you licking it.

[peewee's lovechild]

how high above the knee ?

It's one of those that ends right above the ass.

[Silver21_Black20]

I did a little bit of a double-take when I saw SilBlack tonight. I wasn't sure and by the time I turned around, she said hi.

Hopefully there will be one more game in which to say hi to SB.

Oh yea midge, JB_47 told me to tell you Hi!

[ORION]

It's one of those that ends right above the ass.
that sounds like a belt

[peewee's lovechild]

that sounds like a belt

Pretty much.

It's quite impressive.
And, it would have looked good on him if it wasn't for all the hair sticking out of his ass.

It seems he went sans panties for this one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got "Symphony of Destruction" on a loop in my head.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's what you are supposed to do with skirts.

[ORION]

speaking of skirts that one girl is wearing that short skirt again

[peewee's lovechild]

speaking of skirts that one girl is wearing that short skirt again

This statement is worthless without pictures of the girl in question.

[CuckingFunt]

speaking of skirts that one girl is wearing that short skirt againThe one who was inviting others to inspect her legs?

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I were one of those people who didn't feel guilty about unnecessarily missing classes. Going back to school in three hours for one measly class before the 3-day weekend just seems silly.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never felt bad about missing class. One time I created a yahoo account very similar to our professors email and sent out a notice that class was cancelled to everyone in the class. He was pissed but I lol'd. He never found out who it was.

[CuckingFunt]

I never felt bad about missing class. One time I created a yahoo account very similar to our professors email and sent out a notice that class was cancelled to everyone in the class. He was pissed but I lol'd. He never found out who it was.I always tell myself I'm going to play hooky, get myself all ready for it, check the syllabus to make sure I'm not missing anything too important, calculate in my head how many times I can get away with missing class before it starts to affect my grade, determine whether or not I need to email a bullshit excuse to the prof, map out said bullshit excuse and decide what I'm going to do with the free time...

Then I usually change my mind at the last minute and go anyway.

[Silver21_Black20]

Slackers!

I hardly ever missed class. Extra points at the end of the semester. :nerd

[CuckingFunt]

I just looked up today's reading assignment and discovered that it's 22 pages on comma use.

That's right, 22 fucking pages on COMMAS.

My attendance is looking kind of shaky at this point.

[CuckingFunt]

Slackers!

I hardly ever missed class. Extra points at the end of the semester. :nerdOh, I hardly ever actually miss classes now, but I'm always tempted.

High school and my first shot at college, however... that's a different story.

[ORION]

The one who was inviting others to inspect her legs?
same one

[CuckingFunt]

same oneAnd is she once again encouraging gam gawking?

[peewee's lovechild]

I just looked up today's reading assignment and discovered that it's 22 pages on comma use.

That's right, 22 fucking pages on COMMAS.

My attendance is looking kind of shaky at this point.

I absolutely hate those classes.

[Silver21_Black20]

You are in my sig 1Billups1.

Speak to ME!!!!

[ORION]

I never felt bad about missing class. One time I created a yahoo account very similar to our professors email and sent out a notice that class was cancelled to everyone in the class. He was pissed but I lol'd. He never found out who it was.
one time in high school a friend of mine grab this dude's drink while he was asleep during class. Then took it to the restroom and pissed in it. then brought it back to class and we watched that dude drink it after he woke up. funniest thing I ever saw

[CuckingFunt]

I absolutely hate those classes.They're still using my placement test scores from when I was a dumbass 18-year-old who actually thought it would be a good idea to do poorly and get easy classes, so I'm taking the most basic writing class offered. I considered retesting, but this one class satisfies all of my English requirements so I decided to suffer through it and be done.

After doing a peer review the other day, I'm thinking I made the wrong decision. It took all my strength to keep from laughing loudly at the grammatical suggestions made to me by my classmates

[ORION]

1Billiups1 is just mad because I drew my pistols faster

[Mister Sinister]

1Billiups1 is just amd because I drew my pistols faster
amd? Is that the opposite of ahppy?

[CuckingFunt]

1Billiups1 is just amd because I drew my pistols fasterI just had a mental flash of Yosemite Sam drawing a picture of a pistol.

While sticking out his tongue.

And with Bugs Bunny watching over his shoulder.

Fucking hilarious.

[Mister Sinister]

I just had a mental flash of Yosemite Sam drawing a picture of a pistol.

While sticking out his tongue.

And with Bugs Bunny watching over his shoulder.

Fucking hilarious.
Ehhhh...what's up, doc?

[ORION]

amd? Is that the opposite of ahppy?
:pctoss

[ORION]

I just had a mental flash of Yosemite Sam drawing a picture of a pistol.

While sticking out his tongue.

And with Bugs Bunny watching over his shoulder.

Fucking hilarious.
or when he was messing with that bull and kept slapping him in the face

[CuckingFunt]

or when he was messing with that bull and kept slapping him in the faceThat is one of my very favorites.

I'm a total nerd for the old Warner Bros. cartoons.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't even want to talk to me when Boomerang is doing the "June Bugs" marathon.

[Mister Sinister]

That is one of my very favorites.

I'm a total nerd for the old Warner Bros. cartoons.
You an' I both.

[mrsmaalox]

I always tell myself I'm going to play hooky, get myself all ready for it, check the syllabus to make sure I'm not missing anything too important, calculate in my head how many times I can get away with missing class before it starts to affect my grade, determine whether or not I need to email a bullshit excuse to the prof, map out said bullshit excuse and decide what I'm going to do with the free time...

Then I usually change my mind at the last minute and go anyway.
Wow that all sounds like more work than the class itself! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Wow that all sounds like more work than the class itself! :lolI know. :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

Oh. It's thundering!

[ORION]

That is one of my very favorites.

I'm a total nerd for the old Warner Bros. cartoons.
my all time favorites are tom and jerry. the funniest episode is sleepy time tom
Tom gets drunk with his buddies and when he gets home he just wants to sleep but he has to catch jerry. then by the time he gets to go to sleep his buddies are back to pick him up for another night of drinking

[ORION]

Oh. It's thundering!
that was me. sorry I had beans for lunch

[CuckingFunt]

I need to slow my metabolism down. I don't want to eat as often as I'm hungry.

[ashbeeigh]

that was me. sorry I had beans for lunch

I could have sworn it was the was the rain outside, but if you say so.

[ORION]

1Billiups1 did you hear that ? Ashbeeigh thought she heard thunder but I had farted.

[CuckingFunt]

Draw!

[Silver21_Black20]

I need to slow my metabolism down. I don't want to eat as often as I'm hungry.

That's no fun.

[CuckingFunt]

That's no fun.No, it's not.

It's making me angry at food. :cry

[CuckingFunt]

The page numbers on the syllabus were wrong, it's actually only 12 pages on comma use.

But, still... damn.

[Phil Cabinet]

1Billiups1 did you hear that ? Ashbeeigh thought she heard thunder but I had farted.
1Billups1 did you hear him ? He said he farted and it sounded like thunder.

[CuckingFunt]

My boobs hurt, but I don't know why.

[peewee's lovechild]

My boobs hurt, but I don't know why.

I got a little squeeze happy.

Sorry.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 is a douche bag.

[ORION]

let me ask a serious question. If a guy wears real baggy shorts and if a girl had a good angle to look do you think she would try and look up the shorts ?

[CuckingFunt]

let me ask a serious question. If a guy wears real baggy shorts and if a girl had a good angle to look do you think she would try and look up the shorts ?No.

Girls have it easy. All we really have to do is walk up and ask to see, then voila!

[angel_luv]

let me ask a serious question. If a guy wears real baggy shorts and if a girl had a good angle to look do you think she would try and look up the shorts ?


When I see guys with really baggy shorts, I just breeze on by them. I'm so not interested.

[ORION]

When I see guys with really baggy shorts, I just breeze on by them. I'm so not interested.
whats wrong with baggy shorts ?

[ORION]

No.

Girls have it easy. All we really have to do is walk up and ask to see, then voila!
that is the truest statement of the century

[angel_luv]

whats wrong with baggy shorts ?

I said really baggy, as in the kind that look like they are about to fall off.

Shorts should fit- not too tight, not too loose.

In general, I am not a huge shorts fan. Rarely wear them myself.

I think jeans can be a great look for guys, again, if they are not too tight and not too loose.

And, when the occasion calls for it, guys in suits= :tu:tu I love a snazzy dresser!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just looked up today's reading assignment and discovered that it's 22 pages on comma use.

That's right, 22 fucking pages on COMMAS.

My attendance is looking kind of shaky at this point.

WTF class is that?

[ashbeeigh]

It depends on what the guy looks like.

Now let counter with a question back, what's the deal with these super long shorts, almost like man capris?

[CuckingFunt]

WTF class is that?A ridiculously easy wiriting class.

And it ended up being only 12 pages.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to wear really long shorts so my dick doesn't show.

[angel_luv]

A ridiculously easy wiriting class.

And it ended up being only 12 pages.


:lol @ just 12 pages on the usuage of commas.
What did you paper consist of? I'm impressed that you were able to write it; I don't think I could have forced myself. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I have to wear really long shorts so my dick doesn't show.So do I.




Wait... I mean... um...

[CuckingFunt]

:lol @ just 12 pages on the usuage of commas.
What did you paper consist of? I'm impressed that you were able to write it; I don't think I could have forced myself. :lolIt was just a personal narrative essay. Writing about one specific event in your life and, according to assignment, focusing on descriptive writing techniques.

It was bullshit.

But, then again, I think a big part of me already checked out of this class when I realized that I'm older than the instructor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a creative writing professor that got arrested for posession of child porn a year after I took the class. Now I know why he loved all of my work.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a creative writing professor that got arrested for posession of child porn a year after I took the class. Now I know why he loved all of my work.
All of my favorite teachers/professors, at every level of schooling, have been completely cracked. I just don't trust the intelligence of "normal" people.

[ShoogarBear]

Slackers!

I hardly ever missed class. Extra points at the end of the semester. :nerdWTF?

They dont' take attendance in college!

It's just that it's easy to tell when you're missing:

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[angel_luv]

It was just a personal narrative essay. Writing about one specific event in your life and, according to assignment, focusing on descriptive writing techniques.



Ah, I misread your post that Blaze quoted. I thought the actual paper content had to be about comma usage. Now I see that is what your reading material was about. Even so, seems silly.

[peewee's lovechild]

All of my favorite teachers/professors, at every level of schooling, have been completely cracked. I just don't trust the intelligence of "normal" people.

People used to say that about me when I was a teacher.

[CuckingFunt]

Ah, I misread your post that Blaze quoted. I thought the actual paper content had to be about comma usage. Now I see that is what your reading material was about. Even so, seems silly.Very silly,.

,But,, on the, positive side, of things,., At least I, know how to, use, , commas now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if a comma fucked a colon and then the semi colon was born.

[ShoogarBear]

Draw!Give it up. It's gonna be another two years.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if a comma fucked a colon and then the semi colon was born.

But, is the semi colon sterile?

[mavs>spurs2]

WTF?

They dont' take attendance in college!

It's just that it's easy to tell when you're missing:

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They do at mine..

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if a comma fucked a colon and then the semi colon was born.I wonder if the semi colon was teased as a kid for being a mulatto.

[ORION]

It depends on what the guy looks like.

Now let counter with a question back, what's the deal with these super long shorts, almost like man capris?
no no . I mean they are not biker shorts. just some cargo shorts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm really fucking tired... but I don't want to get caught oversleeping tonight.

I've got game coverage at 7:30 and still need to stop at a store and get a laptop lock.

[Richard Cranium]

I take it you don't trust alarm clocks?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I take it you don't trust alarm clocks?

I do, but if I wake up to an alarm, I'm even more tired than before.

[Richard Cranium]

Yeah. I'd rather skip a nap than wake up tired.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if the semi colon was teased as a kid for being a mulatto.

Puerto Ricans are mulattos.
Puerto Ricans suck.
Therefore, semi colons suck.

[ORION]

Ladies and Gentlemen the BEER has arrived !!!

[ORION]

1Billups1 you can't have a beer

[thispego]

alright, i'm afraid to even ask what goes on in these non-original quattro threads. this is the first time i've been in one. what's the score here?

[ORION]

1Billups1 stop looking at my beer

[ORION]

Its just me and you 1Billups1. Come on out ! .........Draw !

[ORION]

1Billups1 I feel I've known you for a long time

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 has a beer bottle lodged up his ass.

It's the way he drinks.
(less gas that way)

[ORION]

1Billups1 has a beer bottle lodged up his ass.

It's the way he drinks.
(less gas that way)
whoa be careful. He flew off the handle last time I spoke with him

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

1Billups1 has a beer bottle lodged up his ass.

It's the way he drinks.
(less gas that way)

"South Park" style?

[ShoogarBear]

Draw, pussy, draw!

[ShoogarBear]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/155045__bob_l.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

whoa be careful. He flew off the handle last time I spoke with him

That bitch aint got nothing on me.

King Kong aint got nothing on me!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

"South Park" style?

Does anyone here have a pic of that?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/155045__bob_l.jpg

Funny, that's how I thought 1Billups1 looks like.

He probably uses his mothers pubes to get his fro like that.

[ORION]

Draw, pussy, draw!
I still have that slice of vagina fruit on my desk

[ALVAREZ6]

orion is probably the coolest constellation

[ORION]

orion is probably the coolest constellation
I've been known to do a number on Virgo. Once I drank a 12 pk of miller lite and filled up the big dipper with piss

[ORION]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Sleepytimetom2.jpg/200px-Sleepytimetom2.jpg

[ORION]

me and you again 1Billups1 .....................do you want to arm wrestle?

[ALVAREZ6]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Sleepytimetom2.jpg/200px-Sleepytimetom2.jpgbest cartoon ever, shoog knows what I'm talkin about

[ORION]

best cartoon ever, shoog knows what I'm talkin about
because of the stereotypical house maid from the 60's :lol

[ORION]

ORION : 1Billups1 why do you wear your pants like that

1Billups1 : for eazy access baby

[ORION]

1Billups1 remeber when you told me "Fuck You" .........Good Times

[ShoogarBear]

because of the stereotypical house maid from the 60's :lolThere may have been a gardener, too.