Free Quattro Razor (7)

[midgetonadonkey]

Go Texans!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wow. Lions vs Vikings. That sounds as invigorating as a colonic done with battery acid.

[jman3000]

spilling the salt is very bad luck

[Mister Sinister]

Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

[CuckingFunt]

You should see the many colors of the shit I'm coughing up today.

It's like the friggin' Rainbow Coalition is having a caucus in my lungs.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Want me to post another link to a Vic "the Brick" YouTube clip that you can watch?

[CuckingFunt]

Want me to post another link to a Vic "the Brick" YouTube clip that you can watch?No.

I already caused myself enough problems by watching Raising Arizona.

[ShoogarBear]

2-0

Hot damn, midge.

[CuckingFunt]

I find it astounding that a "film" as bad as Havoc could have been made even WITH Anne Hathaway's nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

Man boobs are funny.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5028/manboobmo8.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I need to find you a better picture of Scarlett for your sig.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge went to Detroit to get his man boobs fixed.

I have been given the before and after pics:

Before


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9231/gynecomastia4ata6.jpg

After


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9749/gynecomastia4bha2.jpg

I think he'll be happy with his new man titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to find you a better picture of Scarlett for your sig.

Yes you do.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I need to find you a better picture of Scarlett for your sig.

Make peewee promise to not post any more man boob pics first.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes you do.http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4377/scarlettjohanssonallurewm5.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Make peewee promise to not post any more man boob pics first.There's only so much I can do in my weakened state.

[Mister Sinister]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4377/scarlettjohanssonallurewm5.jpg
Oh lawd! Fukken SAVED!

[CuckingFunt]

Oh lawd! Fukken SAVED!While I'm sure I'll be lambasted for encouraging such a conversation in The Quattro... have you seen Clive Owen in the commercials for the Elizabeth sequel? Sweet holy Jesus.

[Mister Sinister]

While I'm sure I'll be lambasted for encouraging such a conversation in The Quattro... have you seen Clive Owen in the commercials for the Elizabeth sequel? Sweet holy Jesus.
Of course I have. I drooled, then floated around my laptop with little hearts coming out of me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Man boobs are funny.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5028/manboobmo8.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

Cease this faggotry at once.

[CuckingFunt]

You beat me to the second picture suggestion, peewee.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9231/gynecomastia4ata6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

You beat me to the second picture suggestion, peewee.

I like to pretend she's looking at me.

[Mister Sinister]

I like to pretend she's looking at me.
Who doesn't?

[peewee's lovechild]

I really like this one.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8927/scarlettjohanssonno9.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/hit_it_02.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Scarlett is a wholly fuckable blond.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's back!!!!



http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5426/mob5wa0.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

Fucker!

[peewee's lovechild]

Scarlett is a wholly fuckable blond.

I whole heartedly agree with that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Funt,
see what happens when you give peewee too much rope?
He wants to be a cowboy!
:vomit:

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

On a side note though, new season of "Metalocalypse" starts next Sunday!
FUCK
YES!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, HELL, yes!

[ashbeeigh]

While I have to homoerotic tendencies whatsoever...Scarlet is damn attractive.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt,
see what happens when you give peewee too much rope?
He wants to be a cowboy!
:vomit:I'm every bit as upset as you are.

[ShoogarBear]

Cease this faggotry at once.:rollin

[Mister Sinister]

What? I don't want any competition!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

While I have to homoerotic tendencies whatsoever...Scarlet is damn attractive.

You have two homoerotic fantasies?

Do go on.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What I just learned by watching the new show on Adult Swim called
"Lucy: Daughter of the Devil":

1) Apparently, if the poulation masturbates just 8% more, civilization will come to an end.
2) Satan owns and runs a dildo manufacturing company called Sinsations.
3) Jesus commissioned a dildo of himself with his hands/arms outstretched much like the pose of that statue on the mountaintop in Brazil.

Damn, that's some funny shit!

[Mister Sinister]

I watched Dogma earlier today.

[CuckingFunt]

What I just learned by watching the new show on Adult Swim called
"Lucy: Daughter of the Devil":

1) Apparently, if the poulation masturbates just 8% more, civilization will come to an end.
2) Satan owns and runs a dildo manufacturing company called Sinsations.
3) Jesus commissioned a dildo of himself with his hands/arms outstretched much like the pose of that statue on the mountaintop in Brazil.

Damn, that's some funny shit!I hadn't previously decided whether or not I wanted to give this show a chance. I think now the answer is clear.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I hadn't previously decided whether or not I wanted to give this show a chance. I think now the answer is clear.

Plus, Jesus is a disc jockey on top of all of that!
The first episode had Satan opening up a Bennigan's kind of restaurant/bar, and Lucy was running the business.
They decided to have a karaeoke night and at the end of the evening, Jesus and Satan were drunk as hell, and propping each other up looking for the after-hours party.
There's a team of 2 priests and a nun who are trying to constantly chase Lucy all over the place, but always manage to fuck something up. One of them wears night vision goggles.
Blasphemy has never been so funny!

[trashbeigh]

You have two homoerotic fantasies?

Do go on.

ewww!

[jman3000]

it's been a long established fact that scarlett is my girl. fuck off.

[mavs>spurs2]

I really don't get the big deal about Scarlett

Other than her perfectly amazing tits, she really doesn't have that much going on for her

[jman3000]

i have this really weird boob and vagina fetish. something like 8% of guys have it.

[Fillmoe]

i hope you meant 98%

[Fillmoe]

fagiafrost is reppin for the 2 percenters

[Mister Sinister]

fagiafrost is reppin for the 2 percenters
:sleep :sleep :sleep

....

:wakeup Oh, sorry. The homo smack is so old and boring that it knocks me right out. Come back with something original...seriously, guys, you've *got* to have something else up your sleeves.

[samikeyp]

I really don't get the big deal about Scarlett

Other than her perfectly amazing tits, she really doesn't have that much going on for her

That's enough for me! :)

[Melmart1]

Scarlett is beautful. I would do her.

[Melmart1]

BTW, boobies like Scarlett's are the only kind that belong here. Manboobs do not belong in the quattro. Seriously, what the hell? How gay is it to post manboobs?

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, Jesus is a disc jockey on top of all of that!
The first episode had Satan opening up a Bennigan's kind of restaurant/bar, and Lucy was running the business.
They decided to have a karaeoke night and at the end of the evening, Jesus and Satan were drunk as hell, and propping each other up looking for the after-hours party.
There's a team of 2 priests and a nun who are trying to constantly chase Lucy all over the place, but always manage to fuck something up. One of them wears night vision goggles.
Blasphemy has never been so funny!

Damn, I have to see this show.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really don't get the big deal about Scarlett

Other than her perfectly amazing tits, she really doesn't have that much going on for her

See my sig, then repost.

[samikeyp]

Scarlett is beautful. I would do her.

Further proof why Mel is all that. :toast

mornin' love. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

BTW, boobies like Scarlett's are the only kind that belong here. Manboobs do not belong in the quattro. Seriously, what the hell? How gay is it to post manboobs?


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5426/mob5wa0.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

BTW, boobies like Scarlett's are the only kind that belong here. Manboobs do not belong in the quattro. Seriously, what the hell? How gay is it to post manboobs?


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9231/gynecomastia4ata6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

BTW, boobies like Scarlett's are the only kind that belong here. Manboobs do not belong in the quattro. Seriously, what the hell? How gay is it to post manboobs?


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5028/manboobmo8.jpg

[samikeyp]

Peewee....I am pretty sure you are breaking some laws somewhere by posting manboobs in the same thread as Scarlett Johansson.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee....I am pretty sure you are breaking some laws somewhere by posting manboobs in the same thread as Scarlett Johansson.

I'm pretty sure of it too.

I live on the edge, man.

[samikeyp]

Keep posting those manboobs and you're gonna get pushed over that edge.

[Melmart1]

Glad you didn't say "good" morning. Nothing good about being up this early.

[samikeyp]

Glad you didn't say "good" morning. Nothing good about being up this early.

I agree wholeheartedly!

[Melmart1]

Gotdamnit, peewee! This shit is worse than you feigning an actual attraction to ashbeeigh. Quit that shit!

[peewee's lovechild]

Gotdamnit, peewee! This shit is worse than you feigning an actual attraction to ashbeeigh. Quit that shit!

What do you mean "feigning"??

[Melmart1]

What do you mean "feigning"??
You are seriously disturbed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gotdamnit, peewee! This shit is worse than you feigning an actual attraction to ashbeeigh. Quit that shit!


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5426/mob5wa0.jpg

[Melmart1]

OK, I am out of here. You stupid bitches enjoy your nasty shit. I am not putting up with this bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

OK, I am out of here. You stupid bitches enjoy your nasty shit. I am not putting up with this bullshit.

I love you Mel.

I hope you know that.

[Melmart1]

Fuck you. Fuck you all. Seeing this shit is like having morning sickness, only without the pregnancy.

[ATRAIN]

glad to see I didnt miss much other than gross man boobs!!

[samikeyp]

Nice going pee wee, you fucktard.

[Mister Sinister]

I think peewee is fast approaching the point where he out-gays me.

[samikeyp]

I think peewee is fast approaching the point where he out-gays me.

Well you're only half gay so I think he has passed you.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, Christ, I hope peewee isn't gay. It'd set the gay rights cause back about 25 years. At best.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee is fast approaching the point where he out-gays me.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5028/manboobmo8.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice going pee wee, you fucktard.


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5426/mob5wa0.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

You're a bastard.

[peewee's lovechild]

glad to see I didnt miss much other than gross man boobs!!


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9231/gynecomastia4ata6.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

You're a bastard.

Fear the man boob.

Fear The Moob!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.

I see your future.
I see your death.

You will be trampled by man boobs.
You will drown in a sea of man boobs.

You will die in extasy.

[CuckingFunt]

Gotdamnit, peewee! This shit is worse than you feigning an actual attraction to ashbeeigh. Quit that shit!
Agreed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Agreed.

I'd rather have you posing on a couch like the Johansson pic I have on my sig.

But, since that aint happening, and I need something to make me laugh, I'll just have to post man boobs.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll just have to post man boobs.

or go on my ignore. Those are some of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seens.

[peewee's lovechild]

or go on my ignore. Those are some of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seens.

You know you can never ignore me.

Once you've had The PeeWee, you can never go back.
I'm like crack-cocaine.
I'm like meth.

You know you keep thinking to the last time we were "together".

[CuckingFunt]

I'd rather have you posing on a couch like the Johansson pic I have on my sig.

But, since that aint happening, and I need something to make me laugh, I'll just have to post man boobs.
So, because I'm not there reclining on a couch and waiting for you, you've decided to fill this void by staring at man boobs?

:dramaquee

You really know how to romance a girl.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, because I'm not there reclining on a couch and waiting for you, you've decided to fill this void by staring at man boobs?

:dramaquee

You really know how to romance a girl.

It's my way of saying that I need attention.

You've failed to give me the attention I need, so I posted man boobs.

[samikeyp]

So, because I'm not there reclining on a couch and waiting for you, you've decided to fill this void by staring at man boobs?



You really know how to romance a girl.

Sadly CF, you are more man than peewee will ever be and more woman than he will ever get.

[Tom]

Hey guys! Wanna be friends?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't wanna go to school today, dammit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

or go on my ignore. Those are some of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seens.are yours that hairy?

[samikeyp]

Hey guys! Wanna be friends?

Go away. Facebook owns your ass anyway.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't wanna go to school today, dammit.gee, i didn't see that coming.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Damn, I have to see this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbP0rEtPrQ

Watch this and quit posting manboob pics, goddammit!!
:flipoff

[midgetonadonkey]

I lost my Spurs cap.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbP0rEtPrQ

Watch this and quit posting manboob pics, goddammit!!
:flipoff

That was fantastic.

[Silver21_Black20]

I lost my Spurs cap.

It is in a better place now . . . Ft. Lauderdale.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez . . . I don't login for 5 days and no one asks about me. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Geez . . . I don't login for 5 days and no one asks about me. :depressed

We knew.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Geez . . . I don't login for 5 days and no one asks about me. :depresseddo it for 5 weeks and you'll get the same results.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

do it for 5 weeks and you'll get the same results.

You should put that theory to the test.

Start now.

[Silver21_Black20]

do it for 5 weeks and you'll get the same results.

Who the hell are you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who the hell are you?the one that doesn't care.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey condemned 2 hella. i noticed the death metal logo on your signature. i'm assuming you're a fan of devourment, right?

[ShoogarBear]

This message is hidden because Silver21_Black20 is on your ignore list.

[CuckingFunt]

Geez . . . I don't login for 5 days and no one asks about me. :depressed
I knew where you was.

Did you have a good time?

[ShoogarBear]

I knew where you was.And I know you didn't go to your English class today.

[CuckingFunt]

And I know you didn't go to your English class today.
I did, actually.

My instructor's poor grammar is rubbing off on me, it seems.

[Silver21_Black20]

I knew where you was.

Did you have a good time?

Good cause you and Mel are the only ones that matter.

I did have a good time, thank you but I sure as hell missed San Antonio.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good cause you and Mel are the only ones that matter.

I did have a good time, thank you but I sure as hell missed San Antonio.

I was sure that Midge would find a nice little midget in Detroit and you guys would end up breaking up over there.

I guess Detroit has a midget shortage.

[Mister Sinister]

Surprise Buttsecks, peewee.

[jman3000]

man those are some great cans.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Good cause you and Mel are the only ones that matter.

:p:

[Melmart1]

Good cause you and Mel are the only ones that matter.

I did have a good time, thank you but I sure as hell missed San Antonio.
:makeout I feel the same way. I did miss you, btw.

[CuckingFunt]

Good cause you and Mel are the only ones that matter.:spin


I did have a good time, thank you but I sure as hell missed San Antonio.I'm glad you had a good time, but I'm even gladder that you're back.

[ShoogarBear]

We need a kiss-ass smiley.

[CuckingFunt]

We need a kiss-ass smiley.Jealous.

[ShoogarBear]

:makeout I feel the same way. I did miss you, btw.Nice, Miss "What-The-Fuck-When-Did-The-Quattro-Get-So-Lame?"

Way to bring back the old school.

[ashbeeigh]

man those are some great cans.

Better then mine? I'm shocked you would say that.

[ShoogarBear]

Jealous.:grim:

[CuckingFunt]

Better then mine? I'm shocked you would say that.They're automatically better due to the fact they're attached to Scarlett Johanson.

[ashbeeigh]

They're automatically better due to the fact they're attached to Scarlett Johanson.

:depressed

[ShoogarBear]

ashbeeiigghh's here!!!

:elephant:elephant:birthday::danceclub

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeiigghh's here!!!

:elephant:elephant:birthday::danceclub

:lmao thanks shoog.

[ShoogarBear]

quattro is dead to meI heard you were a necrophilic.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was sure that Midge would find a nice little midget in Detroit and you guys would end up breaking up over there.

I guess Detroit has a midget shortage.

:lol Actually no. midge took a pic of a midget chick at the Lions game. I'm sure you'll see it tomorrow and fall in love.

[Melmart1]

Nice, Miss "What-The-Fuck-When-Did-The-Quattro-Get-So-Lame?"

Way to bring back the old school.
Expressing desire to :makeout with a woman is not only completely acceptable in the quattro bus also encouraged.

[Squid]

She was hot.

[CuckingFunt]

Expressing desire to :makeout with a woman is not only completely acceptable in the quattro bus also encouraged.There are a few exceptions, of course.

[ShoogarBear]

Expressing desire to :makeout with a woman is not only completely acceptable in the quattro bus also encouraged.:eyebrows

[Mister Sinister]

I heard you were a necrophilic.
So, I heard you like Mudkips...

[CuckingFunt]

Watching "Ninja Warrior" is very educational.

This evening, I have learned that the Japanese word for "speedy" is: speedy.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol Actually no. midge took a pic of a midget chick at the Lions game. I'm sure you'll see it tomorrow and fall in love.

I'll reserve judgement until I see the picture.

The last time I thought a midget was good looking was 12 years ago when I was at a Mexican carnival and . . . . aww fuck it, it's a long story.

[peewee's lovechild]

Better then mine? I'm shocked you would say that.

I'll say that yours are better by virtue of me actually having touched them.

But, once I touch Scarlett's titties, you're screwed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Watching "Ninja Warrior" is very educational.

This evening, I have learned that the Japanese word for "speedy" is: speedy.

What's the Japanese word for "I want to bang you in the worst possible way"?

You know they only have one symbol/letter/word for all that.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll reserve judgement until I see the picture.

The last time I thought a midget was good looking was 12 years ago when I was at a Mexican carnival and . . . . aww fuck it, it's a long story.

I'll wait til you are drunk to hear said story.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want a tattoo of Oscar the Grouch banging another Sesame Street character.

By the way, is Big Bird a chick?
What about Snuffulufagus(sp)?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll wait til you are drunk to hear said story.

That's about the only way I'll tell it.

Apparently, I'm very honest when I'm drunk.

[Squid]

Snuffy is a dude. He was fucking this bitch.

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/6/6f/Alicesnuffleupagus.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

Rule 34!

[peewee's lovechild]

Snuffy is a dude. He was fucking this bitch.

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/6/6f/Alicesnuffleupagus.jpg

She's pretty hot for a plush doll elephant.

Maybe a tattoo of Snuff banging that elephant bitch?

[peewee's lovechild]

Should I have Snuff go anal or cunt?

[Mister Sinister]

Yes.

[Squid]

I saw a dead body this weekend. It was cut in half. I think it was an asian dude.

[Mister Sinister]

Cool!

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe I should get a tatto on my back of this:


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5426/mob5wa0.jpg

[Squid]

Should I have Snuff go anal or cunt?

Get a Snuffy threeway. Get the chick Snuffy getting double plugged.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw a dead body this weekend. It was cut in half. I think it was an asian dude.

Did he have the same amount of organs as an American?

I think they are born with less organs.
That would explain the squinty eyes.

[peewee's lovechild]

Get a Snuffy threeway. Get the chick Snuffy getting double plugged.

With Big Bird??
I still think the Bird's a bitch.

How about Oscar eating her out and Snuff going anal on her?

[Squid]

They have 3 colons and 7 kidneys.

[peewee's lovechild]

They have 3 colons and 7 kidneys.

That does explain the squinty eyes.

Science explains everything.
I used to think that God just didn't like them.

[CuckingFunt]

What's the Japanese word for "I want to bang you in the worst possible way"?

You know they only have one symbol/letter/word for all that.I saw a girl at school today that made me think of you.

She's one of those Harajuku Japanese chicks who looks like an Anime character. You'd have died there on the spot.

[CuckingFunt]

With Big Bird??
I still think the Bird's a bitch.

How about Oscar eating her out and Snuff going anal on her?The bird's a dude. They're all dudes.

In all of Sesame Street, there are only a few chick muppets.

[Das Texan]

I need to find me a new cologne.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to find me a new cologne.

A bull's urine.

Or, if you can get some, a buffalo bull's urine.

I hear the chicks really dig it.

[mavs>spurs2]

See my sig, then repost.

What?

all i see is some nice tits

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw a girl at school today that made me think of you.

She's one of those Harajuku Japanese chicks who looks like an Anime character. You'd have died there on the spot.

And you didn't take any kind of picture??

WTF???

[Squid]

I need to find me a new cologne.

You don't like the one I bought you for Father's Day?

[peewee's lovechild]

What?

all i see is some nice tits

Well, if that's not your type of thing . . . there's this guy called ShagiaFrost that I'd like to introduce to you.

[CuckingFunt]

And you didn't take any kind of picture??

WTF???I don't have a camera phone.

[peewee's lovechild]

You don't like the one I bought you for Father's Day?

Was it bull's urine?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't have a camera phone.

I'm crushed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really have to worry about a supposed male who doesn't find Scarlett Johansson hot.

It's just not . . . not right at all.

[samikeyp]

Mel...do I still rate a :makeout?

[mavs>spurs2]

I really have to worry about a supposed male who doesn't find Scarlett Johansson hot.

It's just not . . . not right at all.

No don't get me wrong she's fucking hot, I just think she's a little overrated outside of her tits

[Das Texan]

You don't like the one I bought you for Father's Day?



log out of squid first midge.

[Mister Sinister]

Well, if that's not your type of thing . . . there's this guy called ShagiaFrost that I'd like to introduce to you.
You're adorable, you are. But I'm taken.

[midgetonadonkey]

log out of squid first midge.

Yeah, it doesn't work as well with Squid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They're automatically better due to the fact they're attached to Scarlett Johanson.i'm for bigger cans.

ash, how long does it take you to wash those? do you ever lose track of time when you are washing them?

[Melmart1]

Mel...do I still rate a :makeout?
Yessir! :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No don't get me wrong she's fucking hot, I just think she's a little overrated outside of her titsi like her raspy voice. a la demi moore. i can just imagine her voice right when she wakes up. <shivers>

[ashbeeigh]

i'm for bigger cans.

ash, how long does it take you to wash those? do you ever lose track of time when you are washing them?

You'll never know.

[peewee's lovechild]

You'll never know.

But I do.

[samikeyp]

Yessir! :eyebrows

All is as it should be then. :)



But I do.

Further proof of your desire to bang the Beeigh

[peewee's lovechild]

Further proof of your desire to bang the Beeigh

You needed proof??

I was flat out saying it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's Mel?

[samikeyp]

I was flat out saying it.

That's good. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

[ORION]

so who has been to clear springs in new braunfels ?

[samikeyp]

so who has been to clear springs in new braunfels ?

I've been to the one on 1604. Good stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's good. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

Is there an Ashbeeigh Anonymous I can go to?

[ORION]

I've been to the one on 1604. Good stuff.
this one has better food but the ladies are ridiculously hot. I can't imagine working there. I'd have to tape it to my leg !

[peewee's lovechild]

T&A everywhere today!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just helped out this student that had the biggest titties I've seen in at least two years.
They were beautiful and delicious.

They should be worshipped.

[ORION]

I just helped out this student that had the biggest titties I've seen in at least two years.
They were beautiful and delicious.

They should be worshipped.
well lets do it. where should we all meet ?

[ashbeeigh]

so who has been to clear springs in new braunfels ?

I've been a few times. I'm afraid I can't help you on the girl front, though.

[ATRAIN]

I've been a few times. I'm afraid I can't help you on the girl front, though.


Shut the fuck up!!

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up!!

If I said the food was good would that be helpful?


And you shut up!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been a few times. I'm afraid I can't help you on the girl front, though."Shut the fuck up, Donny!"

[peewee's lovechild]

well lets do it. where should we all meet ?

I have an alter to her breastesses on the library's third floor.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bring the candles and insense.

[ORION]

Bring the candles and insense.
we can pass around a chalice and drink whole milk from it. then we can eat cheese "Nips"

[peewee's lovechild]

then we can eat cheese "Nips"

Only if they're in the shape of a nipple.

[jman3000]

those are bugles.

[Silver21_Black20]

This one chick is in love with our boss. She made him brownies the other day and I said she wiped her cooch with the brownies. He was pissed. Haha.

[jman3000]

that's interesting... because i knew a chick who had a cooch that looked like brownies.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that's interesting... because i knew a chick who had a cooch that looked like brownies.hopefully, you didn't taste.

[Silver21_Black20]

that's interesting... because i knew a chick who had a cooch that looked like brownies.

Damn dude, who the hell do you hang out with.

[samikeyp]

that's interesting... because i knew a chick who had a cooch that looked like brownies.

gives the term "yeast infection" a whole new meaning.

[jman3000]

apparently people who have twats similar in appearance with popular deserts.

[jman3000]

i should of just said "your momma"

always the safe choice.

[Silver21_Black20]

apparently people who have twats similar in appearance with popular deserts.

Oh, how you've changed.

[jman3000]

Damn dude, who the hell do you hang out with.

Your momma.

[jman3000]

Oh, how you've changed.
yours looked like a orange peel wrapped in bubblelicious... extremely chewed, and browning bubblelicious.

[jman3000]

that last one made me a bit sad... i think ill stop now.

[Silver21_Black20]

that last one made me a bit sad... i think ill stop now.

You are a sick, sick little man.

[peewee's lovechild]

she wiped her cooch with the brownies.

Who is this heavenly creature?

[jman3000]

You are a sick, sick little man.

Your momma.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who is this heavenly creature?

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack's increased vulgarity is a huge turn on.

Funny story...

We were waiting in line to get on the plane at the airport and they were allowing the crippled people on the plane first. So some dude is pushing some old broad in a wheelchair onto the plane and we are both watching her get pushed on when she turns to me and says, "Lucky her". lol

I was shocked.

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack's increased vulgarity is a huge turn on.

Funny story...

We were waiting in line to get on the plane at the airport and they were allowing the crippled people on the plane first. So some dude is pushing some old broad in a wheelchair onto the plane and we are both watching her get pushed on when she turns to me and says, "Lucky her". lol

I was shocked.

:lol No, I said, "Must be nice."

Fuck, I'm going to hell for that, for sure.

[peewee's lovechild]

SilBlack's increased vulgarity is a huge turn on.

Funny story...

We were waiting in line to get on the plane at the airport and they were allowing the crippled people on the plane first. So some dude is pushing some old broad in a wheelchair onto the plane and we are both watching her get pushed on when she turns to me and says, "Lucky her". lol

I was shocked.

Given time, you can pervert even the pureist of all souls.

The fucking Pope would be fucking little boys after spending time with you.

Wait a minute . . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol No, I said, "Must be nice."

Fuck, I'm going to hell for that, for sure.

True.

I'll be the guy having a couple of drinks with Stalin and Hitler.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge will be fucking a midget next to a fountain of fire.

Or, will that be the other way around?

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge will be fucking a midget next to a fountain of fire.

Or, will that be the other way around?

I would never fuck a midget. I would shit on one but never fuck it.

Either way, I really don't think I'm going to hell. :smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

True.

I'll be the guy having a couple of drinks with Stalin and Hitler.

Are there jager bombs in hell?

[jman3000]

that wasnt even that bad.

back in the day she'd be making fun of pregnant teenagers, pregnant looking guys, gays, sluts, old couples, blind people,quadropalegics... etc etc.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are there jager bombs in hell?

It is a long held fact that there is an endless supply of jager bomgs in hell.

[peewee's lovechild]

back in the day she'd be making fun of pregnant teenagers, pregnant looking guys, gays, sluts, old couples, blind people,quadropalegics... etc etc.

There's something wrong with that?

[peewee's lovechild]

I would never fuck a midget. I would shit on one but never fuck it.

Either way, I really don't think I'm going to hell. :smokin

I've seen the way you look at midgets. There's no way you'd pass on the opportunity to fuck one.

And, you are going to hell.
It's not a bad thing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i know this is sad, but it's hard for me to not laugh whenever i see people with some sort of physical, mental handicap. i just can't help it. i don't know where i got it from. my friends always wait for me to bust out laughing whenever someone with that condition walks by me. i remember my buddy was smoking out on my patio. there was this old dude i saw on his hoveround riding down the street. i walked outside and yelled "you need to slow down, sir", ran back inside and locked the door behind me. my buddy was in shock he didn't move. i saw the old man glare at him when i peaked thru the window.

[midgetonadonkey]

that wasnt even that bad.

back in the day she'd be making fun of pregnant teenagers, pregnant looking guys, gays, sluts, old couples, blind people,quadropalegics... etc etc.

She still does that.

[midgetonadonkey]

i know this is sad, but it's hard for me to not laugh whenever i see people with some sort of physical, mental handicap. i just can't help it. i don't know where i got it from. my friends always wait for me to bust out laughing whenever someone with that condition walks by me. i remember my buddy was smoking out on my patio. there was this old dude i saw on his hoveround riding down the street. i walked outside and yelled "you need to slow down, sir", ran back inside and locked the door behind me. my buddy was in shock he didn't move. i saw the old man glare at him when i peaked thru the window.

Fucking pussy.

[jman3000]

There's something wrong with that?
not at all... ims just saying that making fun of a airlines policy towards letting on crips first isnt all that bad compared to the stuff ive seen.

[jman3000]

She still does that.
then what was with the shock?

[midgetonadonkey]

not at all... ims just saying that making fun of a airlines policy towards letting on crips first isnt all that bad compared to the stuff ive seen.

Actually, the joke was that she said it "must be nice" to be in a wheelchair. This coming from an able bodied person. It's like a German in Nazi Germany saying it must be nice to be a jew because they didn't have to pay rent at the concentration camp.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fucking pussy.i didn't lock it. now that i think back. i think i just ducked. i guess you had to be there.

[midgetonadonkey]

i didn't lock it. now that i think back. i think i just ducked. i guess you had to be there.

Even if I was there I would think you were a pussy from hiding from an old man in a motorized wheelchair.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Even if I was there I would think you were a pussy from hiding from an old man in a motorized wheelchair.nevermind.

[samikeyp]

Why are people scared of voice mail?

Just curious.

[jman3000]

Actually, the joke was that she said it "must be nice" to be in a wheelchair. This coming from an able bodied person. It's like a German in Nazi Germany saying it must be nice to be a jew because they didn't have to pay rent at the concentration camp.

but why must it be nice? because you get to get in the plane first. i just took it the extra step for taking it the extra steps sake.

[ashbeeigh]

i know this is sad, but it's hard for me to not laugh whenever i see people with some sort of physical, mental handicap. i just can't help it. i don't know where i got it from. my friends always wait for me to bust out laughing whenever someone with that condition walks by me. i remember my buddy was smoking out on my patio. there was this old dude i saw on his hoveround riding down the street. i walked outside and yelled "you need to slow down, sir", ran back inside and locked the door behind me. my buddy was in shock he didn't move. i saw the old man glare at him when i peaked thru the window.

you're going to hell. Straight to hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

you're going to hell. Straight to hell.

You must know for sure since you are a Jesus blowing Christian.

[jman3000]

even viva guy's thing wasnt that bad.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you're going to hell. Straight to hell.I ask for forgiveness every night. :angel

[peewee's lovechild]

It's like a German in Nazi Germany saying it must be nice to be a jew because they didn't have to pay rent at the concentration camp.

Fucking free loaders.

[ashbeeigh]

I ask for forgiveness every night. :angel

Well then that's okay. :rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

even viva guy's thing wasnt that bad.i've done worse.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well then that's okay. :rolleyesBlow it straight out your ass, Mother Theresa.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What was it that Sam Kinison used to say?
"If you're going to miss heaven, miss it by A LOT!"
Pure genius.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm listening to "Jungle Love" by The Time.

Musical genius.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm listening to "Jungle Love" by The Time.

Musical genius.Prince's Bitches.

[samikeyp]

"Game, blouses"

[ORION]

the ladies are looking good today

[ORION]

there is this one. she is about 5'10" , blonde ,thin with big boobs

[peewee's lovechild]

the ladies are looking good today

You should see all the fine, fine 18-19 yr old ass here!!

[ORION]

You should see all the fine, fine 18-19 yr old ass here!!
they are rookies. they would be a waste of time

[peewee's lovechild]

they are rookies. they would be a waste of time

Rookies are fun.
And, fuck if they don't look absolutely hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

there is this one. she is about 5'10" , blonde ,thin with big boobs

See Shoog, there are other girls that are 5'10.