Free Quattro Razor (7)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's a car that's pretty much designed for a female.i agree. i always make sure every dude that i see driving the new beetle clearly reads "fag" coming from my lips when i pass him by.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a more embarrassing vehicle to be seen in:

a PT Cruiser,
a Mini Cooper
or a new VW Beetle?

Trust me. It's a PT Cruiser.

[angel_luv]

The Cingular guy at the mall is hitting on me- literally.

So far he's thrown a pen and a bouncing ball at me.

Funniest thing is that there is a kiosk between his and mine. :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Epic lulz.

[ashbeeigh]

Fuck you all

[angel_luv]

What's a more embarrassing vehicle to be seen in:

a PT Cruiser,
a Mini Cooper
or a new VW Beetle?


I like all those cars for girls.

I am not sure any of them are good guy cars. Maybe the mini cooper.

[ashbeeigh]

I've narrowed my car choices down to Nissan Versa, a Hyundai Accent, and a Chevy Aveo. A Kia Spectra is running far behind.

[Mister Sinister]

Meh. I drive an Oldsmobile Intrigue. She's red, so I call her "Akai Suisei." It means "Red Comet" in Japanese.

[ShoogarBear]

The Cingular guy at the mall is hitting on me- literally.

So far he's thrown a pen and a bouncing ball at me.

Funniest thing is that there is a kiosk between his and mine. :lolIs he 12?

[angel_luv]

Is he 12?

I would tell him you asked but then he'd know I've been talking about him. :)

[Das Texan]

nothing like mall shennagians.

[Mister Sinister]

nothing like mall shennagians.
Brodie: That kid, is back, on the escalator!
TS: Would you leave it alone?!
Brodie: What!?

[Kori Ellis]

Join the pick'em league ... win Spurs tickets:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77147

[jman3000]

i saw a hole in the wall called "tamales and barbacoa" and then another hole in the wall about a block after that called "barbacoa and tamales". those pinches on the west side have some tough decisions ahead of them.

[atxrocker]

Brodie: That kid, is back, on the escalator!
TS: Would you leave it alone?!
Brodie: What!?


that movie is fucking gold

[jman3000]

i love that oreo pizza mustache commercial by dominos.

awesome.

[ashbeeigh]

I really don't think I want a hot oreo. That has to be the worst concept...ever.

[ALVAREZ6]

I really don't think I want a hot oreo. That has to be the worst concept...ever.Hot oreos and fudge in ice cream sounds really good.

[ALVAREZ6]

Wow I'm really fuckin hungry now.


I might have to scoop me some (a lot of) ice cream.

[ashbeeigh]

Hot oreos and fudge in ice cream sounds really good.

I don't know. I like my oreos cold, like in a shake or something. But to each their own.

[ALVAREZ6]

oreos are unhealthy

[midgetonadonkey]

http://e.photos.cx/7a0d785c62d5a1cfe2602051a85de66a-d03.gif

[ashbeeigh]

oreos are unhealthy
And that's why we shouldn't eat them. That doesn't mean we don't. :oink

[jman3000]

lol @ the guy who has my description of ashbeeighs areolas in his sig.

[ashbeeigh]

lol @ the guy who has my description of ashbeeighs areolas in his sig.

I don't have sigs turned off, but I don't pay attention. Who is it?

[jman3000]

viva guy. i should have never spilled those beans to begin with.

[ashbeeigh]

viva guy. i should have never spilled those beans to begin with.

:lmao I was so confused by why he was calling me 'super pink.' It's all come together now.

[jman3000]

it's because your nips are as pink as a virgins twat.

[jman3000]

or my shirt collection :elephant:

[ashbeeigh]

it's because your nips are as pink as a virgins twat.

or that bra you'll be admiring for the rest of your life.

[jman3000]

huh? who's talking about a bra? you flashed me in the men's restroom at wings to go.

[jman3000]

geez... i check out 1 rack and remember what was covering it and i get shit for it.

[ashbeeigh]

huh? who's talking about a bra? you flashed me in the men's restroom at wings to go.

yuh huh. That's a likely story. Maybe in your wet dreams.

[jman3000]

ok *wink wink* it never happened.

[peewee's lovechild]

huh? who's talking about a bra? you flashed me in the men's restroom at wings to go.

Dude, PM me the details.

[ashbeeigh]

Dude, PM me the details.

He was too drunk to remember the details. Just that it happened.

[jman3000]

she has a point :lol i might have seen the pink and thought it was nips but it was just her bra .... for all i know she might have salami's :vomit:

[jman3000]

but for the life of me i remember nipples and boobs damn it :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it's because your nips are as pink as a virgins twat.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

but for the life of me i remember nipples and boobs damn it :pctossit had to be them. how can a bra be half dollar and super pink. calmate guey!!

[jman3000]

guey? son of a bitch... that's how you spell it? kick ass.

[ashbeeigh]

You know what jman? You're a jerk and I hate you.

[jman3000]

for real? i always thought i gave you the least amount of shit out of everyone. this is how im repaid?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She flashed you... how much more repayment do you want?

[jman3000]

a bj would have been nice.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If ashbeeigh seriously flashed jmann i will be pissed cuz it shoulda been me.

[ashbeeigh]

If ashbeeigh seriously flashed jmann i will be pissed cuz it shoulda been me.

:eyebrows

[atxrocker]

this thread suddenly has me feeling gross.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Only suddenly?

[samikeyp]

She flashed you... how much more repayment do you want?

Shit....I gotta get back to GTG's.

If someone flashed me, she would have drank free that night.

[ashbeeigh]

If someone flashed me, she would have drank free that night.


:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Shit....I gotta get back to GTG's.

If someone flashed me, she would have drank free that night.If that's all it takes, I should make it a point to be at the next GTG that you attend.

[jman3000]

i would be willing to buy drinks too... albeit probably in a smaller quantity and a lesser quality than mikeyp.

[CuckingFunt]

i would be willing to buy drinks too... Even if all I'm flashing is the fake boob thingies that girls use to stuff their bras?

[jman3000]

Even if all I'm flashing is the fake boob thingies that girls use to stuff their bras?

i wouldnt care... because once you flashed, gravity would make those things fall off and there would be boobies. smaller boobies, but boobies nonetheless.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't think cum should be this color. You should get that checked out.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7125/0905071936ce3.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think cum should be this color. You should get that checked out.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7125/0905071936ce3.jpgThat looks necrotic.





Can cum even be necrotic?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Just stopping by to intrede.

[CuckingFunt]

Just stopping by to intrede.That seems very unnecesary.

[jman3000]

:lmao jb... my fucking pen exploded : /

i wonder if my jizz will help clean it though.....

[samikeyp]

If that's all it takes, I should make it a point to be at the next GTG that you attend.

deal! :tu

[TheSanityAnnex]

That seems very unnecesary.And extremely childsh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao jb... my fucking pen exploded : /

Out of all the euphemisms I've heard for masturbation, that's one I hadn't heard before.

[samikeyp]

Even if all I'm flashing is the fake boob thingies that girls use to stuff their bras?

I can't speak for jman, but for drinks from me, I must see the actual boobage.

[ShoogarBear]

http://e.photos.cx/7a0d785c62d5a1cfe2602051a85de66a-d03.gifHoly crap. ROFL.

[jman3000]

I can't speak for jman, but for drinks from me, I must see the actual boobage.

he has a point... im enough of a slut that i only have to see slight cleavage and i'd be good.

[samikeyp]

he has a point... im enough of a slut that i only have to see slight cleavage and i'd be good.

:lol

If its good cleavage, that might warrant one or two. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Shit....I gotta get back to GTG's.

If someone flashed me, she would have drank free that night.From the hose of life?

[ShoogarBear]

If that's all it takes, I should make it a point to be at the next GTG that you attend.And if that's all that takes, then I should make it a point to be at the next GTG that he attends.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And if that's all that takes, then I should make it a point to be at the next GTG that he attends.

I don't think anybody wants to see Boo Boo, Yogi.

[ShoogarBear]

my fucking pen explodedNever heard it called that before, but the imagery is apt.

[jman3000]

:lol fuckers

[ShoogarBear]

Date Night with jman:

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/154751-155000/bxp154787.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I can't speak for jman, but for drinks from me, I must see the actual boobage.Well... I do love me a free drink.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

guey? son of a bitch... that's how you spell it? kick ass.si, guey

[jman3000]

i offered drinks too.... wtf at me not getting any love.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You know what jman? You're a jerk and I hate you.settle down, super pink. he's a good man.

[CuckingFunt]

i offered drinks too.... wtf at me not getting any love.You're taken care of with the cleavage, so that negotiation is pretty much done.

[jman3000]

i need to learn not to put in my chips so early.... buy low, sell high... buy low, sell high...

[ashbeeigh]

settle down, super pink. he's a good man.

He's lovely, when he's drunk.


I kid. I kid.

[CuckingFunt]

Never heard it called that before, but the imagery is apt.I thought Squid was the only one inking on bitches.

[jman3000]

i dont ink on bitches... i ink on stupid drunk cunts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i dont ink on bitches... i ink on stupid drunk cunts.

Self-deprecation is funny.

[jman3000]

:lol son of a bitch.. i forgot :lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

Dumbass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.

[ashbeeigh]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.

How nostalgic.

[ShoogarBear]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.And why were you driving through the San Marcos River?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And why were you driving through the San Marcos River?it's the wetback in him.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Flooding was pretty bad.

[Fillmoe]

I successfully masturbated to The View


:wtf

[atxrocker]

sometimes hole in the wall bars are the best for a few brews after work.

[ShoogarBear]

ROFL

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1946162&postcount=52

[ORION]

I got a massage yesterday and the I swear the girl who did it put her vagina on my elbow on purpose !

[ATRAIN]

I got a message yesterday and the I swear the girl who did it put her vagina on my elbow on purpose !


do you mean massage?

[ORION]

do you mean massage?
of course I meant massage. I tell you a girl put her vagina on my elbow on purpose while getting a MASSAGE and all you do is correct my typing ?! What is this world coming to ?

[ATRAIN]

well I was just making sure I knew what you were talking about....now that we got that settled, were her balls as big as her adam's apple?

[ORION]

well I was just making sure I knew what you were talking about....now that we got that settled, were her balls as big as her adam's apple?
damn it ! NO NO NO ! it was a little mexican girl in her mid 20's

[ATRAIN]

damn it ! NO NO NO ! it was a little mexican girl in her mid 20's


so what did you do? Did you move your elbow back and forth?

[ORION]

so what did you do? Did you move your elbow back and forth?
no I didn't have my elbow condom on ...

[ATRAIN]

no I didn't have my elbow condom on ...


your elbow would have had early ejac or what?

[ORION]

your elbow would have had early ejac or what?
no, I just got something cleared up on my elbow from my last massage

[batman2883]

elbow elbow elbow throwing them bows

[ORION]

elbow elbow elbow throwing them bows
I'll throw them into your throat

[ATRAIN]

no, I just got something cleared up on my elbow from my last massage


LOL so what did you do just lie there with a smile on your face?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:wtf

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/aaaaahasselbeck.jpg

[ATRAIN]

hey Blaze who is that? Is that the chick from the view?

[ashbeeigh]

hey Blaze who is that? Is that the chick from the view?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, from Survivor, The Style Network, and most recently the View.

[ORION]

LOL so what did you do just lie there with a smile on your face?
kinda. I was laying there wondering if my elbow was really in her crotch. then I realized even if it isn't I can still imagine it is

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/aaaaahasselbeck.jpglook at those cans!:wow is she pregnant or something?

[ashbeeigh]

look at those cans!:wow is she pregnant or something?

She is.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is the biggest cunt I've ever seen.

[midgetonadonkey]

She is only slightly a bigger cunt than atrain.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She is.her husband is in heaven. PRAISE BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............and all they have nourished.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She is only slightly a bigger cunt than atrain.dude, do you ever ease up on ashbeeigh?

[ATRAIN]

kinda. I was laying there wondering if my elbow was really in her crotch. then I realized even if it isn't I can still imagine it is


Did you get a happy ending?

[midgetonadonkey]

At this moment, ashbeeigh is frantically logging back in as atrain to reply to my comment.

[ATRAIN]

She is only slightly a bigger cunt than atrain.


Im going to punch you in YOUR cunt

[ATRAIN]

At this moment, ashbeeigh is frantically logging back in as atrain to reply to my comment.


shut the fuck up with that bullshit already

[midgetonadonkey]

Im going to punch you in YOUR cunt

What would Jesus say if he heard you use that kind of language ashbeeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

shut the fuck up with that bullshit already

What bullshit? Aren't I entitled to my opinion?

[ATRAIN]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
ATRAIN, midgetonadonkey, Johnny_Blaze_47, Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh, ORION

both in here at the same time dooche

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
ATRAIN, midgetonadonkey, Johnny_Blaze_47, Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh, ORION

both in here at the same time dooche

That is not difficult to acheive. I've been in the same thread as my trolls many times.

[ATRAIN]

What bullshit? Aren't I entitled to my opinion?


your opinion is stupid, but yeah think you want to think

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nice

[Squid]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (8 members and 0 guests)
Squid, midgetonadonkey, ATRAIN, Viva Las Espuelas, Fillmoe, ORION, Johnny_Blaze_47, ashbeeigh


You see. Not difficult at all.

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (8 members and 0 guests)
Squid, midgetonadonkey, ATRAIN, Viva Las Espuelas, Fillmoe, ORION, Johnny_Blaze_47, ashbeeigh


You see. Not difficult at all.

She is retarded. It might be best to just ignore her.

[Fillmoe]

atrain can spell, therefore he's not assbeigh

[ORION]

yeah just like when Midge and Batman are in here at the same time. Midge and batman are one in the same

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman is my metrosexual Mexican "I wish I was Puerto Rican" alter ego.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha you guys are retarded

[batman2883]

dont know what to get for lunch today i think bill millers will do

[ORION]

DAMN IT ! NFL Blitz is broken !!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Club Rive tonight!

$1 Jack until 11pm

Ladies get in free!!

Be there.

Jason you better go!

I love Scrubs!

[ATRAIN]

ha ha ha you guys are retarded

Batman can vouch for me that im not Ashbeeigh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"I wish I was Puerto Rican"why would anybody aim so low. does he "lean like a cholo"?

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit, I forgot to switch names.

[ATRAIN]

DAMN IT ! NFL Blitz is broken !!!


lol what to do now ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Batman can vouch for me that im not Ashbeeigh

Hilary Swank passed as a guy in that movie.

[batman2883]

Club Rive tonight!

$1 Jack until 11pm

Ladies get in free!!

Be there.

Jason you better go!

I love Scrubs!
hell no i dont promote for rive

[ATRAIN]

Hilary Swank passed as a guy in that movie.


So she was a white chick with pink ass cheeks and she turned into a Mexican male!!! Nice try you fucking idiot!

[batman2883]

why would anybody aim so low. does he "lean like a cholo"?
cholo's are mexicans

[midgetonadonkey]

So she was a white chick with pink ass cheeks and she turned into a Mexican male!!! Nice try you fucking idiot!

You must have a fine makeup artist.

[ORION]

Club Rive tonight!

$1 Jack until 11pm

Ladies get in free!!

Be there.

Jason you better go!

I love Scrubs!
:lol :lol :lol

[ATRAIN]

You must have a fine makeup artist.


You must be smoking some good shit

[midgetonadonkey]

You must be smoking some good shit

I wish I was.

[ATRAIN]

I wish I was.


I wish you were cause then maybe you wouldnt be more annoying than ashbeeigh

[CuckingFunt]

of course I meant massage. I tell you a girl put her vagina on my elbow on purpose while getting a MASSAGE and all you do is correct my typing ?! What is this world coming to ?Are you sure she wasn't just offering you a piece of fruit?

[batman2883]

dang i love heroe's too midge

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish you were cause then maybe you wouldnt be more annoying than I am

If you can't take the ball busting, maybe you should go post in other threads. I thought you knew what it was like in here ashbeeigh.

[ATRAIN]

If you can't take the ball busting, maybe you should go post in other threads. I thought you knew what it was like in here ashbeeigh.


I can take it im not saying im going to leave, I wouldnt leave because of your bitch ass anyway. Call me what you want there are people here who matter that know who I am and who im not. You for all I care can die and go to hell. I wont miss you.

[ashbeeigh]

You must have a fine makeup artist.

fuck that. If I could turn into a mexican i would have a job in the social service industry already. I would be able to "relate" to the population.

[ORION]

Are you sure she wasn't just offering you a piece of fruit?
I still have that slice of vagina fruit on my desk. Its holding up pretty well

[midgetonadonkey]

I can take it im not saying im going to leave, I wouldnt leave because of your bitch ass anyway. Call me what you want there are people here who matter that know who I am and who im not. You for all I care can die and go to hell. I wont miss you.

You smack is weak. Go back to posting as ashbeeigh and having people tell you to shut the fuck up.

[ashbeeigh]

I can take it im not saying im going to leave, I wouldnt leave because of your bitch ass anyway. Call me what you want there are people here who matter that know who I am and who im not. You for all I care can die and go to hell. I wont miss you.

why am I not the Melt Down troll?

[Mister Sinister]

:wakeup Mmm....green tea, and childishness in the Quattro. Breakfast of champions, that.

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck that. If I could turn into a mexican i would have a job in the social service industry already. I would be able to "relate" to the population.

Shut the fuck up atrain!

[CuckingFunt]

Why is it that I played hooky from school on the day with my fun classes? That makes zero fucking sense.

[ATRAIN]

You smack is weak. Go back to posting as ashbeeigh and having people tell you to shut the fuck up.


you really are fucking retarted

[Mister Sinister]

Why is it that I played hooky from school on the day with my fun classes? That makes zero fucking sense.
Because you're insane?

[ATRAIN]

why am I not the Melt Down troll?


I thought you did have a meltdown?

[CuckingFunt]

I still have that slice of vagina fruit on my desk. Its holding up pretty wellI could go for some vagina fruit right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

you really are fucking retarted

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh

[CuckingFunt]

Because you're insane?I think that must be it.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you did have a meltdown?

When?

[ATRAIN]

When?


I thought you told me about something like that a while back

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you told me about something like that a while back

Indeed. But you having one is funnier.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I could go for some vagina fruit right now.please show me that tree or vine

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is both a vagina and a fruit.

[ATRAIN]

Indeed. But you having one is funnier.


Im not having one.....now what pee wee had the other day that shit was funny. I just think its annoying what midge is saying, but then again half the shit that comes out his mouth is shit anyway.

[ORION]

I could go for some vagina fruit right now.
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6418/0906071143of7.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0906071143of7.jpg)

[ATRAIN]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6418/0906071143of7.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0906071143of7.jpg)


is it still on your desk?

[midgetonadonkey]

Im not having one.....now what pee wee had the other day that shit was funny. I just think its annoying what midge is saying, but then again half the shit that comes out his mouth is shit anyway.

Should I PM you to apologize?


lol


Fucking fruit

[ashbeeigh]

Should I PM you to apologize?



Will you send it to me too? I want to see what he says.

[ORION]

is it still on your desk?
yeah, right next to my stapler

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6418/0906071143of7.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0906071143of7.jpg)sniff sniff

[ATRAIN]

Should I PM you to apologize?


lol


Fucking fruit


no you should get another PT cruiser and do us all a favor and drive off a bridge

[ATRAIN]

yeah, right next to my stapler


how old is that shit now?

[CuckingFunt]

What inspired the hostility between ATRAIN and Midge?

Can't we all just get along? And skip through green pastures?

[midgetonadonkey]

no you should get another PT cruiser and do us all a favor and drive off a bridge

Yeah that's right. Only fags PM other guys to apologize for ball busting.

[midgetonadonkey]

What inspired the hostility between ashbeeigh and Midge?

Can't we all just get along? And skip through green pastures?

She is mad that I called her own on her lame ass trolling job.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking fruits. All of you.

[ORION]

how old is that shit now?
maybe 2 months.... I like it for good luck. thats why that massage therapist put her vagina on my elbow. ..... it works

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fucking fruits. All of you.no. fruits get too sticky for me. i do have a friend that raped a muffin 'cause he was that horny.

[ORION]

fucking fruits. All of you.
This is my fucking fruit ...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6418/0906071143of7.th.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

This is my fucking fruit ...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6418/0906071143of7.th.jpg

You should make that your avatar.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah that's right. Only fags PM other guys to apologize for ball busting.


Seriously I dont give a fuck what you think, I pmed pee wee cause if I really bothered him yeah I was sorry. I'm cool with him and wanted to know if I took it too far, what the fuck is wrong with that. Oh no midge called me a fag and called me ashbeeigh, i have no reason to live now. Fucking retard!!

[CuckingFunt]

I have never fucked fruit.

I've never even fucked a vegetable.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously I dont give a fuck what you think, I pmed pee wee cause if I really bothered him yeah I was sorry. I'm cool with him and wanted to know if I took it too far, what the fuck is wrong with that. Oh no midge called me a fag and called me ashbeeigh, i have no reason to live now. Fucking retard!!

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

maybe 2 months.... I like it for good luck. thats why that massage therapist put her vagina on my elbow. ..... it works


I would say it worked if you got a happy ending.

[samikeyp]

I would say it worked if you got a happy ending.

Sounds like the elbow did. :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have never fucked fruit.

I've never even fucked a vegetable.the question is has a fruit or vegetable f'd you.

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like the elbow did. :)


question is how long was your elbow there?

[CuckingFunt]

the question is has a fruit or vegetable f'd you.Has a fruit or vegetable ever "f'd" me?

F'd???

This is the Quattro, you pussy.





And, no, I've not been fucked by either a gay man or someone in a coma.

[ORION]

You should make that your avatar.
done

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Has a fruit or vegetable ever "f'd" me?

F'd???

This is the Quattro, you pussy.
I know. I just don't find joy in cussing all that much. Just when needed. Plus you are what you eat



And, no, I've not been fucked by either a gay man or someone in a coma.wisenheimer, eh. from now on i'll be calling you Pat.

[ORION]

question is how long was your elbow there?
maybe about 2 or 3 minutes. my elbow was getting hot

[midgetonadonkey]

maybe about 2 or 3 minutes. my elbow was getting hot

Did you feel any moisture?

[ATRAIN]

maybe about 2 or 3 minutes. my elbow was getting hot


Isnt that the point?? Shit where is this place I could use a massage!!

[ORION]

Did you feel any moisture?
no, so I guess either she wasn't turned on or my elbow was too small

[CuckingFunt]

Was it incidental contact, or was she grinding?

[ORION]

Isnt that the point?? Shit where is this place I could use a massage!!
Its called the mustang ranch and you can leave your kids out in the car

[ORION]

Was it incidental contact, or was she grinding?
maybe incidental but you would think she would have known. If a guy was rubbing you down and put his tea bags on your elbow would you say anything?

[CuckingFunt]

maybe incidental but you would think she would have known. If a guy was rubbing you down and put his tea bags on your elbow would you say anything?I'd move my elbow, at the very least.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to email the professors for the classes I'm not going to today. Maybe I'll tell them I've caught the popcorn lung.

[ATRAIN]

maybe incidental but you would think she would have known. If a guy was rubbing you down and put his tea bags on your elbow would you say anything?


She was hot though right?

[ORION]

I'd move my elbow, at the very least.
well I didn't because I didn't want to offend her ... and it was keeping me entertained

[ORION]

She was hot though right?
Hot no , cute yes

[ORION]

I know Shoog is just thinking of something good to say about this

[ATRAIN]

Hot no , cute yes


so fuckable? Then yeah why move it, she knew it was there unless she has a problem and can't feel anything.

[ORION]

so fuckable?
yes she was

[CuckingFunt]

It just occurred to me that today marks exactly one month since I had sex.

I think I'll go cry now.

[ATRAIN]

It just occurred to me that today marks exactly one month since I had sex.

I think I'll go cry now.


Even with yourself?

[CuckingFunt]

Even with yourself?No. That's barely even been two hours.

But, still... :cry

[ORION]

holy crap ! I was getting water and as I was sipping it I was swinging my arm like a damn monkey and I hit this lady in the vagina !!

[ORION]

No. That's barely even been two hours.

But, still... :cry
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

holy crap ! I was getting water and as I was sipping it I was swinging my arm like a damn monkey and I hit this lady in the vagina !!Your upper extremities are like pussy magnets today.

[ATRAIN]

No. That's barely even been two hours.

But, still... :cry


yeah that sucks, i feel for ya

[ATRAIN]

holy crap ! I was getting water and as I was sipping it I was swinging my arm like a damn monkey and I hit this lady in the vagina !!


LOL

[ORION]

Your upper extremities are like pussy magnets today.
well I do have very long arms but I wasn't even paying attention and she was right behind me

[TheZackAttack!]

It just occurred to me that today marks exactly one month since I had sex.

I think I'll go cry now.

Some guys, not me, but some guys go months

[ORION]

my elbow and hand have seen more action these past two days than shoog saw during the 60's

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It just occurred to me that today marks exactly one month since I had sex.

I think I'll go cry now.ffff. i've got you beat http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiembarassed.gif

[Das Texan]

I'd like to goto the Bunny ranch sometime, maybe i can get a good massage there.

[ORION]

I'd like to goto the Bunny ranch sometime, maybe i can get a good massage there.
go to the Mustang Ranch and you can leave your kids in the car while you go in

[CuckingFunt]

Wasn't one of them torn down?

[Melmart1]

WTF?!?!??!!

Seriously, I am gone for awhile, I come back and this place has gone to complete shit.

What the fuck is up with ATRANNY trying (and failing) to talk shit to Midge? Midge is an establishment in the Quattro, learn to mind your fucking elders, son. Who do you think you are, coming in here, being nice to assbeigh and then demanding respect? You got to earn that shit, learn your role, n00b.

I also see someone let the dogs out, and Viva Las Espuelas is back, too. Coincidence? You finally changed your name to initial caps instead of all-caps at my suggestion so that you don't seem like more of an attention whore. Well, you can take the attention whore out of the name, but not the attention whore out of the person (man?). Apparently, nobody else was listening to your tin-foil ass anywhere else, so you had to come in here with all the other degenerates like peewee and assbeigh. I mean, seriously. Do we want to know that your friend once banged a muffin cus he couldn't get pussy? I bet it was a mini-muffin cus he has a needle dick like you. Get the fuck out!

Angel, don't make me say something nasty to you. Just move along with your geeky Star Wars shit. Star Wars is only acceptable in the Quattro if you are talking about banging Padme or Leia, and even then only if it's the lesbians talking about banging them. Which means only CuckingFunt, myself and ATRANNY are allowed to talk about it.

Shagia -- I don't give a fuck if you are too stupid to drink coffee instead of green tea in the morning. Don't come in here talking about your herbal tea goodness, we don't care. I mean, seriously -- next thing you know, you will be telling us the precise angle you hold your pinky at when you sip from your cup and how many cucumber sandwiches you eat with it.

The only time green tea is acceptable in the Quattro is if you are drinking it to get energy so you can bang someone. Since we all know your sorry wannabe-emo ass is still in mourning over the treatment of a fucking comic book villain and you can't get your dick up, you aren't drinking it for that purpose. You're drinking it to be a homo. I know you are half and half but we only talk about banging chicks in here, so either hop to the other side of your apparently very low fence or get the fuck out!

And what the FUCK is up with the men being little bitches in here? The only time I have seen anything remotely like regulating in here has been from SB and CF. Hell, I have logged in maybe twice the last two weeks and still managed to run duncan228's polite stupid ass out of here. You men are logged in all fucking day and haven't run any of the flotsam out of here. I know all of you are Mexican men now, cus you are fucking useless. At least go make some tortillas in the kitchen and make yourselves useful while you let the women do all the work.

Seriously, Midge should just get that PT Cruiser back and drive it around, with peewee, Viva and ATRANNY in the back. Only we will paint it pink this time, to match the color of your pussies.

FUCK!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Until today, I had no idea that "The Family Feud" was still on the air.

[CuckingFunt]

WTF?!?!??!!

Seriously, I am gone for awhile, I come back and this place has gone to complete shit.

What the fuck is up with ATRANNY trying (and failing) to talk shit to Midge? Midge is an establishment in the Quattro, learn to mind your fucking elders, son. Who do you think you are, coming in here, being nice to assbeigh and then demanding respect? You got to earn that shit, learn your role, n00b.

I also see someone let the dogs out, and Viva Las Espuelas is back, too. Coincidence? You finally changed your name to initial caps instead of all-caps at my suggestion so that you don't seem like more of an attention whore. Well, you can take the attention whore out of the name, but not the attention whore out of the person (man?). Apparently, nobody else was listening to your tin-foil ass anywhere else, so you had to come in here with all the other degenerates like peewee and assbeigh. I mean, seriously. Do we want to know that your friend once banged a muffin cus he couldn't get pussy? I bet it was a mini-muffin cus he has a needle dick like you. Get the fuck out!

Angel, don't make me say something nasty to you. Just move along with your geeky Star Wars shit. Star Wars is only acceptable in the Quattro if you are talking about banging Padme or Leia, and even then only if it's the lesbians talking about banging them. Which means only CuckingFunt, myself and ATRANNY are allowed to talk about it.

Shagia -- I don't give a fuck if you are too stupid to drink coffee instead of green tea in the morning. Don't come in here talking about your herbal tea goodness, we don't care. I mean, seriously -- next thing you know, you will be telling us the precise angle you hold your pinky at when you sip from your cup and how many cucumber sandwiches you eat with it.

The only time green tea is acceptable in the Quattro is if you are drinking it to get energy so you can bang someone. Since we all know your sorry wannabe-emo ass is still in mourning over the treatment of a fucking comic book villain and you can't get your dick up, you aren't drinking it for that purpose. You're drinking it to be a homo. I know you are half and half but we only talk about banging chicks in here, so either hop to the other side of your apparently very low fence or get the fuck out!

And what the FUCK is up with the men being little bitches in here? The only time I have seen anything remotely like regulating in here has been from SB and CF. Hell, I have logged in maybe twice the last two weeks and still managed to run duncan228's polite stupid ass out of here. You men are logged in all fucking day and haven't run any of the flotsam out of here. I know all of you are Mexican men now, cus you are fucking useless. At least go make some tortillas in the kitchen and make yourselves useful while you let the women do all the work.

Seriously, Midge should just get that PT Cruiser back and drive it around, with peewee, Viva and ATRANNY in the back. Only we will paint it pink this time, to match the color of your pussies.

FUCK!!!!!:dramaquee

I think I'm in love.






Which, in the Quattro, of course, means that I want to have sweaty, dirty girl sex with Melmart until we both pass out.

:hungry:

[ATRAIN]

WTF?!?!??!!

Seriously, I am gone for awhile, I come back and this place has gone to complete shit.

What the fuck is up with ATRANNY trying (and failing) to talk shit to Midge? Midge is an establishment in the Quattro, learn to mind your fucking elders, son. Who do you think you are, coming in here, being nice to assbeigh and then demanding respect? You got to earn that shit, learn your role, n00b.

I also see someone let the dogs out, and Viva Las Espuelas is back, too. Coincidence? You finally changed your name to initial caps instead of all-caps at my suggestion so that you don't seem like more of an attention whore. Well, you can take the attention whore out of the name, but not the attention whore out of the person (man?). Apparently, nobody else was listening to your tin-foil ass anywhere else, so you had to come in here with all the other degenerates like peewee and assbeigh. I mean, seriously. Do we want to know that your friend once banged a muffin cus he couldn't get pussy? I bet it was a mini-muffin cus he has a needle dick like you. Get the fuck out!

Angel, don't make me say something nasty to you. Just move along with your geeky Star Wars shit. Star Wars is only acceptable in the Quattro if you are talking about banging Padme or Leia, and even then only if it's the lesbians talking about banging them. Which means only CuckingFunt, myself and ATRANNY are allowed to talk about it.

Shagia -- I don't give a fuck if you are too stupid to drink coffee instead of green tea in the morning. Don't come in here talking about your herbal tea goodness, we don't care. I mean, seriously -- next thing you know, you will be telling us the precise angle you hold your pinky at when you sip from your cup and how many cucumber sandwiches you eat with it.

The only time green tea is acceptable in the Quattro is if you are drinking it to get energy so you can bang someone. Since we all know your sorry wannabe-emo ass is still in mourning over the treatment of a fucking comic book villain and you can't get your dick up, you aren't drinking it for that purpose. You're drinking it to be a homo. I know you are half and half but we only talk about banging chicks in here, so either hop to the other side of your apparently very low fence or get the fuck out!

And what the FUCK is up with the men being little bitches in here? The only time I have seen anything remotely like regulating in here has been from SB and CF. Hell, I have logged in maybe twice the last two weeks and still managed to run duncan228's polite stupid ass out of here. You men are logged in all fucking day and haven't run any of the flotsam out of here. I know all of you are Mexican men now, cus you are fucking useless. At least go make some tortillas in the kitchen and make yourselves useful while you let the women do all the work.

Seriously, Midge should just get that PT Cruiser back and drive it around, with peewee, Viva and ATRANNY in the back. Only we will paint it pink this time, to match the color of your pussies.

FUCK!!!!!

Fuck you Mel. Established or not doesnt make him any less of a piece of shit that he is. Oh and for the record, when the fuck was I nice to ashbeeigh?

[samikeyp]

WTF?!?!??!!

Seriously, I am gone for awhile, I come back and this place has gone to complete shit.

What the fuck is up with ATRANNY trying (and failing) to talk shit to Midge? Midge is an establishment in the Quattro, learn to mind your fucking elders, son. Who do you think you are, coming in here, being nice to assbeigh and then demanding respect? You got to earn that shit, learn your role, n00b.

I also see someone let the dogs out, and Viva Las Espuelas is back, too. Coincidence? You finally changed your name to initial caps instead of all-caps at my suggestion so that you don't seem like more of an attention whore. Well, you can take the attention whore out of the name, but not the attention whore out of the person (man?). Apparently, nobody else was listening to your tin-foil ass anywhere else, so you had to come in here with all the other degenerates like peewee and assbeigh. I mean, seriously. Do we want to know that your friend once banged a muffin cus he couldn't get pussy? I bet it was a mini-muffin cus he has a needle dick like you. Get the fuck out!

Angel, don't make me say something nasty to you. Just move along with your geeky Star Wars shit. Star Wars is only acceptable in the Quattro if you are talking about banging Padme or Leia, and even then only if it's the lesbians talking about banging them. Which means only CuckingFunt, myself and ATRANNY are allowed to talk about it.

Shagia -- I don't give a fuck if you are too stupid to drink coffee instead of green tea in the morning. Don't come in here talking about your herbal tea goodness, we don't care. I mean, seriously -- next thing you know, you will be telling us the precise angle you hold your pinky at when you sip from your cup and how many cucumber sandwiches you eat with it.

The only time green tea is acceptable in the Quattro is if you are drinking it to get energy so you can bang someone. Since we all know your sorry wannabe-emo ass is still in mourning over the treatment of a fucking comic book villain and you can't get your dick up, you aren't drinking it for that purpose. You're drinking it to be a homo. I know you are half and half but we only talk about banging chicks in here, so either hop to the other side of your apparently very low fence or get the fuck out!

And what the FUCK is up with the men being little bitches in here? The only time I have seen anything remotely like regulating in here has been from SB and CF. Hell, I have logged in maybe twice the last two weeks and still managed to run duncan228's polite stupid ass out of here. You men are logged in all fucking day and haven't run any of the flotsam out of here. I know all of you are Mexican men now, cus you are fucking useless. At least go make some tortillas in the kitchen and make yourselves useful while you let the women do all the work.

Seriously, Midge should just get that PT Cruiser back and drive it around, with peewee, Viva and ATRANNY in the back. Only we will paint it pink this time, to match the color of your pussies.

FUCK!!!!!

Ahh...there's my girl. :makeout

[samikeyp]

Which, in the Quattro, of course, means that I want to have sweaty, dirty girl sex with Melmart until we both pass out.

Best. Post. EVER.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WTF?!?!??!!

Seriously, I am gone for awhile, I come back and this place has gone to complete shit.

What the fuck is up with ATRANNY trying (and failing) to talk shit to Midge? Midge is an establishment in the Quattro, learn to mind your fucking elders, son. Who do you think you are, coming in here, being nice to assbeigh and then demanding respect? You got to earn that shit, learn your role, n00b.

I also see someone let the dogs out, and Viva Las Espuelas is back, too. Coincidence? You finally changed your name to initial caps instead of all-caps at my suggestion so that you don't seem like more of an attention whore. Well, you can take the attention whore out of the name, but not the attention whore out of the person (man?). Apparently, nobody else was listening to your tin-foil ass anywhere else, so you had to come in here with all the other degenerates like peewee and assbeigh. I mean, seriously. Do we want to know that your friend once banged a muffin cus he couldn't get pussy? I bet it was a mini-muffin cus he has a needle dick like you. Get the fuck out!

Angel, don't make me say something nasty to you. Just move along with your geeky Star Wars shit. Star Wars is only acceptable in the Quattro if you are talking about banging Padme or Leia, and even then only if it's the lesbians talking about banging them. Which means only CuckingFunt, myself and ATRANNY are allowed to talk about it.

Shagia -- I don't give a fuck if you are too stupid to drink coffee instead of green tea in the morning. Don't come in here talking about your herbal tea goodness, we don't care. I mean, seriously -- next thing you know, you will be telling us the precise angle you hold your pinky at when you sip from your cup and how many cucumber sandwiches you eat with it.

The only time green tea is acceptable in the Quattro is if you are drinking it to get energy so you can bang someone. Since we all know your sorry wannabe-emo ass is still in mourning over the treatment of a fucking comic book villain and you can't get your dick up, you aren't drinking it for that purpose. You're drinking it to be a homo. I know you are half and half but we only talk about banging chicks in here, so either hop to the other side of your apparently very low fence or get the fuck out!

And what the FUCK is up with the men being little bitches in here? The only time I have seen anything remotely like regulating in here has been from SB and CF. Hell, I have logged in maybe twice the last two weeks and still managed to run duncan228's polite stupid ass out of here. You men are logged in all fucking day and haven't run any of the flotsam out of here. I know all of you are Mexican men now, cus you are fucking useless. At least go make some tortillas in the kitchen and make yourselves useful while you let the women do all the work.

Seriously, Midge should just get that PT Cruiser back and drive it around, with peewee, Viva and ATRANNY in the back. Only we will paint it pink this time, to match the color of your pussies.

FUCK!!!!!i can reply with fewer strokes :jack
oh and jennifer tilly said you're the one people are mistaking her for fugly, so keep being gone. maybe take up islam, so you can wear that damn burka and cover that grill.
love,
needle dick

[CuckingFunt]

oh and jennifer tilly said you're the one people are mistaking her for fugly, so keep being gone.

What??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What??i guess you haven't seen her grill. look at my profile pic. she's the one that looks like she shit her pants and is acknowledging it and looking for forgiveness.

[CuckingFunt]

i guess you haven't seen her grill. look at my profile pic. she's the one that looks like she shit her pants and is acknowledging it and looking for forgiveness.I fail to see how looking at Mel's picture will make your mastication of the English language any less confusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I'm busy all morning and I miss the Midge-ATRANNY Bitch Out???

God damn!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

For the record:

It's "Buey" not "Guey".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I fail to see how looking at Mel's picture will make your mastication of the English language any less confusing.wow. that was an ashbeeigh-esque retort. masticate all you want with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

And no, I've never fucked a fruit or vegetable.

However, I've often wondered about fucking a watermelon or a pumpkin.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

For the record:

It's "Buey" not "Guey".are you sure? we're talking about "way", right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel, I'm sorry I have failed you.

You fucking cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

are you sure? we're talking about "way", right?

Way is the "anglicanization" of the word.

A "buey" is a bull.
That's how it all started.

But, all the pocho putos living here in the U.S. that can't speak spanish to save their lives just started to pronounce it as "way" or "guey".

Trust me, it's "buey".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You fucking cunt.you're too nice

[peewee's lovechild]

I even have a shirt that I bought in Monterrey that has the fucking bull with the word "buey" underneath it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder how much typing Mel can get done with my dick in her mouth.

[ATRAIN]

For the record:

It's "Buey" not "Guey".


Are you sure about that one? Ive seen it spelled with a G

[peewee's lovechild]

I would even let her toss my salad.

[Melmart1]

Mel, I'm sorry I have failed you.

You fucking cunt.
That's more like it, asshole!

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you sure about that one? Ive seen it spelled with a G

Of course, you're from the Valley.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.