Free Quattro Razor (7)

[ashbeeigh]

How am I supposed to know that I dont keep tabs on everyone, plus thats close enough to SA!!

I thought you knew everything, that would have been one of them. And I don't think there is a Trudy's in SA.


and :lol to the Facts of Life ORION.

[midgetonadonkey]

Watch out Zack pee weak and his little partner in crime might start comparing you to someone else on ST and using their name in their quotes, how clever huh?

It seemed to have worked on you. You were almost in tears yesterday.

[ATRAIN]

yeah I'm in New Braunfels but I've lived in SA and I have never heard of Trudy's. Is it next to Facts of Life

LOL no its a restaurant and they have killer Margarita's and Mexican Martini's

[ATRAIN]

It seemed to have worked on you. You were almost in tears yesterday.


Bitch please, it takes a lot more than that. I did however make your pussy bleed!!

[jman3000]

i dont like surprises like a bleeding pussy... if youre a virgin tell me damn it. last thing i need is a bunch of blood everywhere.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i dont like surprises like a bleeding pussy... if youre a virgin tell me damn it. last thing i need is a bunch of blood everywhere.

Wouldn't the last thing you need be the cops arresting you for the statutory rape?

[samikeyp]

Wouldn't the last thing you need be the cops arresting you for the statutory rape?

Which is why his last words to his date are usually "gimme the sheets".

[jman3000]

:lol who said anything about her being 13?

[jman3000]

maybe that crossed the line a bit... for the record im just kidding.

[ATRAIN]

i dont like surprises like a bleeding pussy... if youre a virgin tell me damn it. last thing i need is a bunch of blood everywhere.

LOL yeah man maybe you should card em!! Ive never had that pleasure though....having a virgin.

[ATRAIN]

maybe that crossed the line a bit... for the record im just kidding.


Dont hold back now man, we all know your not kidding.

[samikeyp]

Dont hold back now man, we all know your not kidding.

We know you were kidding Jman.







She was 14.

[ATRAIN]

We know you were kidding Jman.







She was 14.


LOL

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd like to welcome Zstomp to the thread since he'll be in shortly.

[jman3000]

:lol

[jman3000]

LOL yeah man maybe you should card em!! Ive never had that pleasure though....having a virgin.
meh... it's not like it's really pleasurable for them, it pretty much hurts them the first few times you do it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bitch please, it takes a lot more than that. I did however make your pussy bleed!!

That's laughable. When you can come up with a better insult than "fucking retard" you let me know.

[ATRAIN]

meh... it's not like it's really pleasurable for them, it pretty much hurts them the first few times you do it.

yeah I dont know what I would do if in that situation

[ATRAIN]

That's laughable. When you can come up with a better insult than "fucking retard" you let me know.


will do

[ORION]

virgins were a waste of time ..... wait ....wait....ouch ouch....slow ...slower....SLOWER!!! BITCH ! its not even in yet , I still need to take my pants off !!

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah I dont know what I would do if in that situation

What do you mean you don't know what you'd do.

You still fuck the virgin.

Pussy!

[jman3000]

it's pretty mean to fuck a virgin... you have to make love to them.

[ATRAIN]

What do you mean you don't know what you'd do.

You still fuck the virgin.

Pussy!


OH you got me all wrong....I still would, but just meant i would feel bad being a dick to her and saying yeah ill call you and then not call. You know what im talking about im sure you hear that all the time!!

[ATRAIN]

virgins were a waste of time ..... wait ....wait....ouch ouch....slow ...slower....SLOWER!!! BITCH ! its not even in yet , I still need to take my pants off !!


lol

[Silver21_Black20]

OH you got me all wrong....I still would, but just meant i would feel bad being a dick to her and saying yeah ill call you and then not call. You know what im talking about im sure you hear that all the time!!

What the fuck are you talking about? Your posts are pointless.

[ATRAIN]

it's pretty mean to fuck a virgin... you have to make love to them.


LOL....so did you make up your mind about the Austin show?

[ATRAIN]

What the fuck are you talking about? Your posts are pointless.


sorry maybe I should dumb it up for you so you could understand, plus I thought you were just going to lurk like Billups? Go back to lurking!

[jman3000]

austin is a no-go... my friends and i might stop by friday the 14th on our way to dallas to have a few drinks though.

[ATRAIN]

austin is a no-go... my friends and i might stop by friday the 14th on our way to dallas to have a few drinks though.


when is the dallas show?

[Silver21_Black20]

sorry maybe I should dumb it up for you so you could understand, plus I thought you were just going to lurk like Billups? Go back to lurking!

You are the dumbfuck here who has ruined the Quattro. I've lurked for the past few days cause you have completely gayed up this fucking thread.

[jman3000]

the 16th... falls on a sunday.

[ATRAIN]

You are the dumbfuck here who has ruined the Quattro. I've lurked for the past few days cause you have completely gayed up this fucking thread.


Gayed up, talk to your boys who seem to always bring up homo shit. Anyways just like your boy Midge your a waste of my time.

[CuckingFunt]

Watch out Zack pee weak and his little partner in crime might start comparing you to someone else on ST and using their name in their quotes, how clever huh?Just a word of advice: they'd probably stop if you didn't show them exactly how ass-raped you are over the whole thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

OH you got me all wrong....I still would, but just meant i would feel bad being a dick to her and saying yeah ill call you and then not call. You know what im talking about im sure you hear that all the time!!

You are the biggest fucking pussy alive dude. Who give a fuck if you don't a bitch back? That's her fault for putting out in the first place.

[Mister Sinister]

You are the dumbfuck here who has ruined the Quattro. I've lurked for the past few days cause you have completely gayed up this fucking thread.
He gayed it up more than me? :cry I feel so ineffectual.

[ATRAIN]

Just a word of advice: they'd probably stop if you didn't show them exactly how ass-raped you are over the whole thing.


LOL actually it was funny yesterday, they can call me anything they want it doesn't really bother me. I am done with acknowledging that whole thing though. Thanks for the advice though, you are one wise funt.

[Silver21_Black20]

Gayed up, talk to your boys who seem to always bring up homo shit. Anyways just like your boy Midge your a waste of my time.

Then get the fuck out of this thread. You bring nothing to it but Happy HorseShit.

[midgetonadonkey]

He gayed it up more than me? :cry I feel so ineffectual.

You gayed it up because you are gay. He gayed it up because he is a douche bag that crys over being called ashbeeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

I would just like to announce that I saw hot pink pubes in my math class today.

[Mister Sinister]

You gayed it up because you are gay. He gayed it up because he is a douche bag that crys over being called ashbeeigh.
Oh. Well that's okay, then.

[ATRAIN]

You are the biggest fucking pussy alive dude. Who give a fuck if you don't a bitch back? That's her fault for putting out in the first place.

LOL sorry im just not that much of a prick, if that makes me a pussy then oh well. I do have some sort of a conscience.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would just like to announce that I saw hot pink pubes in my math class today.

That's fantastic.

[CuckingFunt]

He gayed it up more than me? :cry I feel so ineffectual.Technically, the most you could do is bi it up, but Mel and I already have that pretty well taken care of.

[Mister Sinister]

LOL sorry im just not that much of a prick, if that makes me a pussy then oh well. I do have some sort of a conscience.
You have a conscience, and you listen to it? Pfft. Fucking pussy.

[Silver21_Black20]

He gayed it up more than me? :cry I feel so ineffectual.

Who the fuck are you?

[ORION]

I would just like to announce that I saw hot pink pubes in my math class today.
wait what ?

[Mister Sinister]

Technically, the most you could do is bi it up, but Mel and I already have that pretty well taken care of.
:depressed :cry

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL sorry im just not that much of a prick, if that makes me a pussy then oh well. I do have some sort of a conscience.

Only pussies have a conscience. I ass fuck bitches without lube and then punch them in the jaw for no reason. That's what real men do.

[CuckingFunt]

That's fantastic.It would have been even more fantastic had it been more of a hands on experience, but I'll settle for catching a glimpse of a flash not meant for me.

[Mister Sinister]

Who the fuck are you?
Somebody who takes a lot of homo smack in the troll forum, when I'm only bisexual. Wasn't meant to be taken seriously. CTFO.

[midgetonadonkey]

You have a conscience, and you listen to it? Pfft. Fucking pussy.

This is coming from a queer. You should be ashamed of yourself ashbeeigh.

[ATRAIN]

You gayed it up because you are gay. He gayed it up because he is a douche bag that crys over being called ashbeeigh.


Yeah my eyes are red from all the crying I did yesterday :fight :cry

[CuckingFunt]

Only pussies have a conscience. I ass fuck bitches without lube and then punch them in the jaw for no reason. That's what real men do.Is that before or after you bake a cheesecake?

[Mister Sinister]

This is coming from a queer. You should be ashamed of yourself ashbeeigh.
Well, to be fair, I've always been something of a Machiavellian nihilist.

[jman3000]

usually asian chicks dye their pubes different colors... was it an asian chick?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that before or after you bake a cheesecake?

That's while I bake a cheesecake.

[Mister Sinister]

That's while I bake a cheesecake.
That's fucking hardcore.

[ATRAIN]

Only pussies have a conscience. I ass fuck bitches without lube and then punch them in the jaw for no reason. That's what real men do.


Then you are my idol

[CuckingFunt]

usually asian chicks dye their pubes different colors... was it an asian chick?No. It was a wanna-punk white chick.

She also has hot pink hair and was baited into proving that the cuffs and collar did indeed match.

[Mister Sinister]

No. It was a wanna-punk white chick.

She also has hot pink hair and was baited into proving that the cuffs and collar did indeed match.
Oh, lordy. -Headdesk-

[CuckingFunt]

That's while I bake a cheesecake.That's pimp.

On a Bishop Don Magic Juan level.

[jman3000]

i think if i was going down on a chick and i saw different colored pubes... i'd be forced to ask if they were dyed... or if it was some type of condition or disease. i'd imagine if you're going to dye your pubes... the color to stay away from would be gree... unless it's st patty's day of course.

[midgetonadonkey]

If a blonde chick had pink pubes it could mean she is on her period and the blood is just going everwheres.

[ATRAIN]

usually asian chicks dye their pubes different colors... was it an asian chick?


Ive never been with a Asian, anyone here have?

[CuckingFunt]

If a blonde chick had pink pubes it could mean she is on her period and the blood is just going everwheres.I imagine it would depend on the shade of pink.

[Mister Sinister]

If a blonde chick had pink pubes it could mean she is on her period and the blood is just going everwheres.
Intriguing.

[jman3000]

Ive never been with a Asian, anyone here have?
half asian half hispanic count?

[ATRAIN]

half asian half hispanic count?


did she look more asian or more hispanic?

[midgetonadonkey]

half asian half hispanic count?

Katy is half hispanic?

[CuckingFunt]

Hawaiian is the closest I've had to Asian.

[ashbeeigh]

If a blonde chick had pink pubes it could mean she is on her period and the blood is just going everwheres.

how gay. Everyone knows period blood is darker then regular blood because it isn't oxygenated.




















Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh.

[ATRAIN]

Katy is half hispanic?


LOL I was thinking the same thing.

[ORION]

It would have been even more fantastic had it been more of a hands on experience, but I'll settle for catching a glimpse of a flash not meant for me.
so tell me what happened ? break it down

[CuckingFunt]

so tell me what happened ? break it down
No. It was a wanna-punk white chick.

She also has hot pink hair and was baited into proving that the cuffs and collar did indeed match.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I (heart) Katy.

[Mister Sinister]

I <3 Katy.
FIFY.

[ORION]

so she was going pee and you looked over the stall....that's freakin awesome !

[ATRAIN]

so she was going pee and you looked over the stall....that's freakin awesome !


Lesbos have it made

[CuckingFunt]

Lesbos have it madeYeah.

'Cause being in a relationship with someone who's every bit as cranky, bitchy, hormonal, and temperamental as you are is awesome to the nth degree.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah.

'Cause being in a relationship with someone who's every bit as cranky, bitchy, hormonal, and temperamental as you are is awesome to the nth degree.


I guess I never looked at it that way, but on the other hand if pee wee was a lesbo he would stare at himself in the mirror all day long!!

[Mister Sinister]

I guess I never looked at it that way, but on the other hand if pee wee was a lesbo he would stare at himself in the mirror all day long!!
Which would be nice, because he'd be too busy to post here.

[samikeyp]

it's pretty mean to fuck a virgin... you have to make love to them.

Oops.

[ORION]

Yeah.

'Cause being in a relationship with someone who's every bit as cranky, bitchy, hormonal, and temperamental as you are is awesome to the nth degree.
those aren't the encounters we want to hear about you know what I'm saying......yeah you do

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't bleed at all when I lost my virginity.

What does that say about the poor bastard I fucked?

[ATRAIN]

those aren't the encounters we want to hear about you know what I'm saying......yeah you do


Agreed

[CuckingFunt]

those aren't the encounters we want to hear about you know what I'm saying......yeah you doI'm sorry.

[Mister Sinister]

I didn't bleed at all when I lost my virginity.

What does that say about the poor bastard I fucked?
He fails at sex and probably at life as a whole?

[ATRAIN]

I didn't bleed at all when I lost my virginity.

What does that say about the poor bastard I fucked?

LOL .....poor guy prob thought you were lying.

[CuckingFunt]

He fails at sex and probably at life as a whole?Probably.

I thought he was the shizz when I was in high school, though. :lol

[jman3000]

his manhood wasn't long enough to come close to your hymen is what it means.

[CuckingFunt]

his manhood wasn't long enough to come close to your hymen is what it means.Odd as it may be, reading that was actually kind of creepy.

[jman3000]

at least i didnt mention unoxygenated menstral blood.

[CuckingFunt]

at least i didnt mention unoxygenated menstral blood.Thank God for that.

[ORION]

at least i didnt mention unoxygenated menstral blood.
I gave unoxygenated menstral blood CPR once. I'll never believe anyone who tells me to stick my face into a bowel of strawberry jelly again I can tell you that right now

[CuckingFunt]

I gave unoxygenated menstral blood CPR once. I'll never believe anyone who tells me to stick my face into a bowel of strawberry jelly again I can tell you that right nowI've met girls with a specific fetish for that activity and... I don't get it. Have no desire to be on either the giving or receiving end of that one.

[jman3000]

ugh

[Mister Sinister]

I've met girls with a specific fetish for that activity and... I don't get it. Have no desire to be on either the giving or receiving end of that one.
Same here. A lot of fetishes I can understand, but that's one of the exceptions.

[ATRAIN]

I've met girls with a specific fetish for that activity and... I don't get it. Have no desire to be on either the giving or receiving end of that one.


Do you have a fetish?

[ORION]

I've met girls with a specific fetish for that activity and... I don't get it. Have no desire to be on either the giving or receiving end of that one.
I does that even come up in a relationship. one girl throws away a bloody pad and the other girl says " hey you gonna keep that?"

[CuckingFunt]

Do you have a fetish?I have several.

[jman3000]

does a fetish for vagina count? and boobs.

[CuckingFunt]

I does that even come up in a relationship. one girl throws away a bloody pad and the other girl says " hey you gonna keep that?"I think it has to come from the source, but I'm more than happy to admit ignorance on the exact intricacies of this particular fondness.

[jman3000]

im also a biter.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Speaking of fetishes... I was listening to Afternoon Advice yesterday and they were talking about a "Pussyfoot."

It was a foot with a slit at the bottom for those with an ultimate foot fetish.

[ATRAIN]

does a fetish for vagina count? and boobs.


LOL yeah I guess, pretty basic though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And apparently, there was no clitoris on the "pussyfoot."

[ATRAIN]

I have several.


LIKKKKKKE??

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of fetishes... I was listening to Afternoon Advice yesterday and they were talking about a "Pussyfoot."

It was a foot with a slit at the bottom for those with an ultimate foot fetish.Fascinating.

I've heard of a "foot pussy" (a girl putting her feet together so that the arches create a makeshift orifice), but never a "pussyfoot."

Would take care of the foot fetishists AND the wound fetishists.

[Mister Sinister]

Speaking of fetishes... I was listening to Afternoon Advice yesterday and they were talking about a "Pussyfoot."

It was a foot with a slit at the bottom for those with an ultimate foot fetish.
Not unheard of.

[CuckingFunt]

LIKKKKKKE??You'd have to fuck me to find out, and that ain't happening.

[jman3000]

i need to try to make a gif of something... where do i find those tools?

[CuckingFunt]

i need to try to make a gif of something... where do i find those tools?I know not.

[ORION]

And apparently, there was no clitoris on the "pussyfoot."
do you have to douche the "pussyfoot"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

do you have to douche the "pussyfoot"

How the hell should I know? I've never fucked plastic.

[ORION]

How the hell should I know? I've never fucked plastic.
:madrun --- mine is getting sticky ! what do I do ? how do I clean it ?

[ORION]

:madrun --- mine is getting sticky ! what do I do ? how do I clean it ?
I guess I can use my vagina foot in the mean while

[jman3000]

what kind of fetish would a flesh light be for? a flash light fetish?

[CuckingFunt]

what kind of fetish would a flesh light be for? a flash light fetish?I think those are for people too lonely to have a fetish.

[ATRAIN]

You'd have to fuck me to find out, and that ain't happening.


LOL well I wasnt trying, shit im just trying to make conversation

[ATRAIN]

what kind of fetish would a flesh light be for? a flash light fetish?


Do you own one Jman?

[midgetonadonkey]

i need to try to make a gif of something... where do i find those tools?

Total Video Controller and Adobe imageready are what I use.

[ORION]

I used to know these dudes and one of them was having sex with his chick and they got loud and the chick told him to call her "princess" so he was in there calling her princess! princess!. that was a funny story. I don't talk during it makes it seem to pornoish

[ORION]

Total Video Controller and Adobe imageready are what I use.
make me one of Shake

[ShoogarBear]

how gay. Everyone knows period blood is darker then regular blood because it isn't oxygenated. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[CuckingFunt]

I used to know these dudes and one of them was having sex with his chick and they got loud and the chick told him to call her "princess" so he was in there calling her princess! princess!. that was a funny story. I don't talk during it makes it seem to pornoish:lmao

My old neighbors used to have really loud sex and she'd scream shit about whatever little game they were playing that night. Usually something involving slaying dragons, or killing aliens, or rescuing her from kidnappers or some shit like that. It was hilarious.



In general, I don't mind when girls talk a little dirty, but when guys do it I have a hard time not laughing.

[CuckingFunt]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?Just... go with it. Ignore it, and it will all be over soon.

[ATRAIN]

I used to know these dudes and one of them was having sex with his chick and they got loud and the chick told him to call her "princess" so he was in there calling her princess! princess!. that was a funny story. I don't talk during it makes it seem to pornoish


LOL

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

My old neighbors used to have really loud sex and she'd scream shit about whatever little game they were playing that night. Usually something involving slaying dragons, or killing aliens, or rescuing her from kidnappers or some shit like that. It was hilarious.



In general, I don't mind when girls talk a little dirty, but when guys do it I have a hard time not laughing.


WTF did you ever see them?

[CuckingFunt]

WTF did you ever see them?Yeah. It was a duplex, and they both loved yardwork, so my girlfriend and I would see them in the garden all the time. They were a real nice couple, actually. In their late 20's at the time, if I had to guess.

[ORION]

:lmao

My old neighbors used to have really loud sex and she'd scream shit about whatever little game they were playing that night. Usually something involving slaying dragons, or killing aliens, or rescuing her from kidnappers or some shit like that. It was hilarious.



In general, I don't mind when girls talk a little dirty, but when guys do it I have a hard time not laughing.
You must pull Excalibur out from the sheath! That's what I would say

[ATRAIN]

You must pull Excalibur out from the sheath! That's what I would say


Pee wee would say to Midge I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!

[CuckingFunt]

Pee wee would say to Midge I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!You spend waaaaaaay too much time imagining peewee and midge bangin' each other.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You spend waaaaaaay too much time imagining peewee and midge bangin' each other.

QFT.

[ORION]

I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.

[CuckingFunt]

It saddens me that Melmart made a visit to the Quattro today, but did not say anything.

[ATRAIN]

I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.


LOL did you say BAD GIRL BAD GIRL?

[ORION]

LOL did you say BAD GIRL BAD GIRL?
no just hit them it what spot was available. Arm, head, shoulder, face

[ShoogarBear]

I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.I will invoke the mercy rule and not use the obvious comeback about them feeling it.

[ORION]

I will invoke the mercy rule and not use the obvious comeback about them feeling it.
oh they felt it and spent the rest of the night in the ER from broken bones

[samikeyp]

do you have to douche the "pussyfoot"

BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin.

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn, I've missed so much.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It saddens me that Melmart made a visit to the Quattro today, but did not say anything.i'm glad. i just ate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt checking out pink pubes???

Fucking sweetness!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain comming out?

Fucking knew it!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I hating missing out on shit when I'm busy.

[CuckingFunt]

I hating missing out on shit when I'm busy.As do I.

[peewee's lovechild]

Having caught up with The Quattro, I've come to a conclusion:

ATRAIN has a vagina.

[CuckingFunt]

My tummy is hungry.

The rest of me... not so much.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN has a swollen yeasty vagina, with a wort on his left labia . . . not the right labia, but the left labia. The right labia has a tinge of redness due to infection, but no wort.

[peewee's lovechild]

My tummy is hungry.

The rest of me... not so much.

All this talk of pink pussy pubes has made me very hungry.

[ORION]

All this talk of pink pussy pubes has made me very hungry.
what is thicker a pubic hair or a nose hair ?

[peewee's lovechild]

what is thicker a pubic hair or a nose hair ?

A pube.

I've already checked on that.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's a more magnificent sight, a rotting piece of meat or ATRAIN's yeasty, wort infested vagina?

[ORION]

A pube.

I've already checked on that.
wouldn't it be funny if a pube was straight and not curly

[peewee's lovechild]

wouldn't it be funny if a pube was straight and not curly

You're pubes are curly??

Fucking freak.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My tummy is hungry.

The rest of me... not so much.i bet

[ATRAIN]

What's a more magnificent sight, a rotting piece of meat or ATRAIN's yeasty, wort infested vagina?


LOL dude that shits just gross, what the fuck goes on in that head of yours? Have you ever seen a pussy? Im thinking NO!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

All this talk of pink pussy pubes has made me very hungry.i tend to pass on pubes

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL dude that shits just gross, what the fuck goes on in that head of yours? Have you ever seen a pussy? Im thinking NO!!

So, talking about pussy grosses you out?

Fucking fag.

[ATRAIN]

i tend to pass on pubes


LOL the full on bush is pretty gross, I "dated" a girl that didn't trim, it was a jungle!!

[CuckingFunt]

LOL dude that shits just gross, what the fuck goes on in that head of yours? Have you ever seen a pussy? Im thinking NO!!Well, you're here.


















Oh, snap!

[ATRAIN]

So, talking about pussy grosses you out?

Fucking fag.


Talking about Nasty pussy yeah, no one wants nasty pussty, well except you!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well, you're here.
Oh, snap!

ZING!

[ATRAIN]

Well, you're here.


















Oh, snap!

LOL oh now your starting with me?

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, you're here.

Oh, snap!

The Funt just bitch slapped ATRANNY!!

[CuckingFunt]

Talking about Nasty pussy yeah, no one wants nasty pussty, well except you!!I have it on good authority that the pussy peewee wants is most definitely NOT nasty.

[ATRAIN]

The Funt just bitch slapped ATRANNY!!


and pee wee is jealous that he didnt get one

[peewee's lovechild]

Talking about Nasty pussy yeah, no one wants nasty pussty, well except you!!

I'm a man.
I'll take any pussy.

You on the other hand, are a pussy.

Tell me, do you ask a girl for permission before you attempt to suck on her titty?

[peewee's lovechild]

I have it on good authority that the pussy peewee wants is most definitely NOT nasty.

This is oh-so-very true.

:)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"PussTy"?!?!
Now that DOES sound nasty!!
:vomit:

[peewee's lovechild]

and pee wee is jealous that he didnt get one

WHAT????

The Fuck Was That?

[ATRAIN]

I have it on good authority that the pussy peewee wants is most definitely NOT nasty.


He wants any thing he can get his hands on

[ATRAIN]

I'm a man.
I'll take any pussy.

You on the other hand, are a pussy.

Tell me, do you ask a girl for permission before you attempt to suck on her titty?


I didnt ask your mom, do you ask your dad for permission to suck his dick?

[samikeyp]

LOL the full on bush is pretty gross, I "dated" a girl that didn't trim, it was a jungle!!

I would tend to agree. When you are a teen, any bush is good but as you get older, you start having preferences to such things. My first experience with the other extreme was nice. A little shocking at first because I wasn't expecting it, but a nice evening all around.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think ATRANNY's vagina yeast has made it's way to his brain.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didnt ask your mom, do you ask your dad for permission to suck his dick?

I didn't have to, he used his dick plenty to fuck your mother.

[CuckingFunt]

I would tend to agree. When you are a teen, any bush is good but as you get older, you start having preferences to such things. My first experience with the other extreme was nice. A little shocking at first because I wasn't expecting it, but a nice evening all around.Grooming is essential, but I'm not a fan of the fully shorn look.

[ATRAIN]

I would tend to agree. When you are a teen, any bush is good but as you get older, you start having preferences to such things. My first experience with the other extreme was nice. A little shocking at first because I wasn't expecting it, but a nice evening all around.


You are wise Obi-wan

[ATRAIN]

I didn't have to, he used his dick plenty to fuck your mother.


You didn't have to cause he shoves it in your mouth without telling you?

[ATRAIN]

Grooming is essential, but I'm not a fan of the fully shorn look.


What about the landing strip?

[CuckingFunt]

What about the landing strip?Depends on the size/width. The little pencil line is just ridiculous.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL the full on bush is pretty gross, I "dated" a girl that didn't trim, it was a jungle!!that scene from Waiting just popped in my head.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. I hate it when people don't call back. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

fuck. I hate it when people don't call back. :madrunThat must suck.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fuck. I hate it when people don't call back. :madrunwe're talking about bush here, super pink. get with the program. brasilian, dorito, or strip?

[ATRAIN]

we're talking about bush here, super pink. get with the program. brasilian, dorito, or strip?


LOL Dorito

[Viva Las Espuelas]

didn't jenna jameson put out clippers specifically made for taming woman's jungle area with stencils and all? or am i dreaming? i can't google that here at work.

[ORION]

You're pubes are curly??

Fucking freak.
:lol - only because I use a curling iron on them. I like big curls so I only have about 3 big curls

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Keep that lady garden free of overgrowth!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Keep that lady garden free of overgrowth!hell keep it free of growth. period.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:lol - only because I use a curling iron on them. I like big curls so I only have about 3 big curls

There's probably a Jheri Curl or Activator comment that could be made here, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

[samikeyp]

Im a fan of the dorito myself....its classic, yet not 70's porn bush.

[peewee's lovechild]

You didn't have to cause he shoves it in your mouth without telling you?

I'll let this go because I remember seeing you drool over my father's cock when you would see it slip in and out of your mother's cunt.

I was the one holding the bitch down.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol - only because I use a curling iron on them. I like big curls so I only have about 3 big curls

Is it a Jewish look?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'll let this go because I remember seeing you drool over my father's cock when you would see it slip in and out of your mother's cunt.

I was the one holding the bitch down.

The family that lays together stays together?

[peewee's lovechild]

There's probably a Jheri Curl or Activator comment that could be made here, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

A Jheri Curl cunt???

Fucking magnificent??

I bet it looks more natural on some than others.

What about a Jew-fro cunt?

[peewee's lovechild]

The family that lays together stays together?

His mom used to like doing gang rape scenes.

[ShoogarBear]

That must suck.Translation: They always call me back. :dramaquee

[ashbeeigh]

Translation: They always call me back. :dramaquee

Exactly. And it wasn't in relation to a sexual encounter, either.

[timvp]

Exactly. And it wasn't in relation to a sexual encounter, either.Sunday school teachers are not supposed to engage in such shenanigans :nope

[timvp]

I'm just glad there are no star track references on this page.

[ORION]

I'm just glad there are no star track references on this page.
because Kirk is so much cooler than Picard

[timvp]

because Kirk is so much cooler that Picard
??

[ORION]

??
than damn it. I meant THAN

[ORION]

I'm just glad there are no star track references on this page.
wait did you mean star trek ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva Las Espuelas sees no one in here.

[ashbeeigh]

Sunday school teachers are not supposed to engage in such shenanigans :nope

They should have a fucking real job though. :madrun

And I do not associate with these Trekkies.

[Mixability]

They should have a fucking real job though. :madrun

And I do not associate with these Trekkies.

do you ever shut up?

[ashbeeigh]

do you ever shut up?

No. :flipoff

[midgetonadonkey]

No. :flipoff

You should.

[ShoogarBear]

Live long and prosper.

[ORION]

Live long and prosper.
Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a porno fluffer

[timvp]

Where is that one post I had a while ago where I copied something off the web about star track and people were coming in and giving me props for a good star track post?

I need to find that.

:lmao

[timvp]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40876

Nicely done.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fantastic.

[CuckingFunt]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40876

Nicely done.That was hilarious.

[ShoogarBear]

Where is that one post I had a while ago where I copied something off the web about star track and people were coming in and giving me props for a good star track post?

I need to find that.

:lmaoActually, the only one who fell for it was Obi, who is by far the biggest Star Trek geek on the site.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It was pretty obvious it wasn't timvp with the lack of third-person references.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva Las Espuelas didn't notice that

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Viva Las Espuelas didn't notice that

That's because Viva Las Espuelas is an unworthy imitation of timvp.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hell, you're not even a good Gatita.

[timvp]

Actually, the only one who fell for it was Obi, who is by far the biggest Star Trek geek on the site.

What the hell is star trek and why did you capitalize it?

[ShoogarBear]

My bad. The full official title now is, Star Trek: The Original Series.

Or, ST:TOS, or just TOS for short.

[ShoogarBear]

stardate: -315315.4640728058

[ShoogarBear]

If SilBlack can post her Justin Timberlake shit in here, then anything's fair game.

[timvp]

My bad. The full official title now is, Star Trek: The Original Series.

Or, asdf22323fafa2t452f

[Silver21_Black20]

If SilBlack can post her Justin Timberlake shit in here, then anything's fair game.

Yea but nobody responds to my JT posts but midge.

[ShoogarBear]

And midge responds by dancing gaily in his underwear.

[timvp]

If SilBlack can post her Justin Timberlake shit in here, then anything's fair game.

What the hell is a Justin Timberlake?

[1369]

What the hell is a haircut?

FTFY

[timvp]

ftfy2006.

[ashbeeigh]

she knows those flashing lights seem to cause a glare....she's got me love stoned...I think that she knows....

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking thread killers.










Fuck!

[Mister Sinister]

Surprise buttsecks!

[CuckingFunt]

My head aches this morning as if someone broke into my house while I was sleeping and beat me with a lead pipe.

I know I should take an Advil, but I'm almost enjoying the intense pain. It's making me go cross-eyed.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should take a double nyquil shot.

[CuckingFunt]

That would require a trip to the store. And I probably shouldn't drive until I'm no longer cross-eyed.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like taking Nyquil. I used to take double shots of it almost every night.

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever I have a cold, I usually go back and forth between Nyquil and Dayquil. After a week, I don't know if I'm even sick anymore, nor do I particularly give a fuck.

That shit turns me into a little dynamo.

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum.

[CuckingFunt]

Why the crap am I watching the VMAs?

[ashbeeigh]

Why the crap am I watching the VMAs?

I don't know, but Britney Spears was fucking horrible.

[Mister Sinister]

I've been playing NBA Hangtime for most of today since I got home from work. I remember how much win this game was.

[CuckingFunt]

The fact that Fall Out Boy was voted a better band than The White Stripes is part of what's wrong with the youth of today.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy Jesus fuck I'm bored tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

Bored enough that I'd consider taking a chainsaw to my head and tickle my brain with a chopstick just to see what it felt like.

[Beno Udrih]

Don't forget boring. You're also boring as well.

[CuckingFunt]

Almost bored enough to post another ambiguous picture in the Troll Forum.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't forget boring. You're also boring as well.Apparently so.

[CuckingFunt]

Booo to MTV for not broadcasting the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. There's no question that would have been the most entertaining part of this whole dumbass award show.