Free Quattro Razor (7)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

They've been showing commercials for it on Adult Swim.

I just barely found out about it tonight.
"Metalocalypse" is back and just as sick as ever!

[ShoogarBear]

I have to go to a staff meeting tonight. Guest of horror will be the mean new boss.
Wish me luck!Guest of horror? Intentional or Fruedian?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I just barely found out about it tonight.
"Metalocalypse" is back and just as sick as ever!so who's the actually players doing this? this is that metal band cartoon, right? sorry, i really don't do much of the modern cartoons these days. bugs bunny does it for me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

so who's the actually players doing this? this is that metal band cartoon, right? sorry, i really don't do much of the modern cartoons these days. bugs bunny does it for me.

The creators of the cartoon do the majority of the instrumentation, but they've had guest voice overs from James and Kirk from Metallicrap, George from Terrible Corpse, Queen Rhinestone, and a few other members of such noteworthy bands.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

DJ Jesus and Satan carpooling to the "Burning Man" festival!!!!
:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The creators of the cartoon do the majority of the instrumentation, but they've had guest voice overs from James and Kirk from Metallicrap, George from Terrible Corpse, Queen Rhinestone, and a few other members of such noteworthy bands.i see. i guess it's a lot of programmed stuff. kinda like agoraphobic nosebleed?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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if you don't have a job, then you and your 38DD's should be in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i see. i guess it's a lot of programmed stuff. kinda like agoraphobic nosebleed?

No, it's not programmed.
It's all actual instruments; it's just not an actual "band".
The creators play all the guitars, bass, drums, vocals, but they aren't a big name recording act.
Does that make anymore sense?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Metalocalypse" Season 1 on dvd 10/1!!!
Damn "Adult Swim" capitalist bastards!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Nein, English ist besser . . . und schoener(sp).
Besser deutsch!

[ORION]

Our Part of Town shows are the funniest shows on TV

[peewee's lovechild]

Besser deutsch!

Besser english, shiza kompf!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

A lady came in wearing the tightest fitting scrubs.
It wasn't flattering to her figure.

Aren't they supposed to be loose fitting?

[ORION]

A lady came in wearing the tightest fitting scrubs.
It wasn't flattering to her figure.

Aren't they supposed to be loose fitting?
yes they are supposed to be loose because I can't count how many free looks I've gotten at the dentist's office or an ER

[Melmart1]

Mondays suck. I think I am going to go back to sleep.

[angel_luv]

Guest of horror? Intentional or Fruedian?


Intentional. :lol

Surprisingly though, the boss was very pleasant to all of us last night.

Only thing I can figure is she was that way to make a liar out of me since for the past two weeks, I have been telling everyone who will listen how horrible she is.

Whatever, I'll take it. :lol

[angel_luv]

Mondays suck. I think I am going to go back to sleep.


I am only in it for the Prison Break episode come the end of the day. :lol

[samikeyp]

Mondays suck. I think I am going to go back to sleep.

I agree....let's go. :)


One good thing today is I get to have fun with my sales manager...she is in the office across from me and is a Bears fan. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

yes they are supposed to be loose because I can't count how many free looks I've gotten at the dentist's office or an ER

I love those freebees.

[Melmart1]

I am only in it for the Prison Break episode come the end of the day. :lol
I think I might watch "Dancing With the Stars" to see Mark Cuban embrass himself. I hope he falls flat on his face. It might be an improvement.

[ATRAIN]

Mondays suck. I think I am going to go back to sleep.


I agree!! I drove in from Houston at 10:30 last night. It sucked and im soooo tired.

[Melmart1]

ATRANNY, you fucking freak! You have mail, dumbass.

[ATRAIN]

I am only in it for the Prison Break episode come the end of the day. :lol


Prison Break and Heroes makes a great monday. Sucks that I have bowling league on monday I want to quit it soooo bad!!

[ATRAIN]

ATRANNY, you fucking freak! You have mail, dumbass.


LOL I saw that!!

[Melmart1]

Why do you have so many exclamation points !!! after some of your sentences? It's like you are so upbeat, how much coffee have you had? I need to drink more this morning.. I can't get going.

[angel_luv]

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Hi, Pee Wee.

Yo, Atrain.

Greetings, Batman!

:)

[Melmart1]

Hey, guys ... cock rings are 30% off at Adam and Eve today! Yay!

[ATRAIN]

Why do you have so many exclamation points !!! after some of your sentences? It's like you are so upbeat, how much coffee have you had? I need to drink more this morning.. I can't get going.


you know I really dont know why I use them so much, its more habit than anything.

[samikeyp]

Prison Break and Heroes makes a great monday. Sucks that I have bowling league on monday I want to quit it soooo bad!!

I can sympathize....I bowl on Sunday nights and they said last week "yeah..we will have TV's in here next week."

Guess what didn't happen?

Luckily I got home midway through the 2Q.

[ATRAIN]

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Hi, Pee Wee.

Yo, Atrain.

Greetings, Batman!

:)


hello :), was the yo a stab at my name?

[angel_luv]

hello :), was the yo a stab at my name?


No. I was trying to distinguish the greetings so you would all feel special.

It is early and "yo" was as imaginative as I was able to be.

Geesh- even when I include you I still fail. Tough crowd. :(

[ATRAIN]

I can sympathize....I bowl on Sunday nights and they said last week "yeah..we will have TV's in here next week."

Guess what didn't happen?

Luckily I got home midway through the 2Q.


I was bowling on wed during the summer and that was better for me. OH well good thing for DVR.

[ATRAIN]

No. I was trying to distinguish the greetings so you would all feel special.

It is early and "yo" was as imaginative as I was able to be.

Geesh- even when I include you I still fail. Tough crowd. :(

No No, thats not what I meant :). I sent you a special greeting as well, did you get it?

[angel_luv]

I was bowling on wed during the summer and that was better for me. OH well good thing for DVR.


I have heard of the wonder DVR but have not experienced it.
Much like Digital Cable. :lol

[angel_luv]

No No, thats not what I meant :). I sent you a special greeting as well, did you get it?


In your post?

Yes, thanks. :)

Wow- just two minutes till time to leave for work. This morning arrived awfully quickly.

[Melmart1]

Digital cable rules. We just got it a month ago. We had analog before that. Watching the Cowboys kick ass in HD is beautiful!

[ORION]

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Hi, Pee Wee.

Yo, Atrain.

Greetings, Batman!

:)
I don't smell Batman yet

[samikeyp]

Digital cable rules. We just got it a month ago. We had analog before that. Watching the Cowboys kick ass in HD is beautiful!

When you are in lower Canada....being able to watch the Cowboys anytime rules.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, guys ... cock rings are 30% off at Adam and Eve today! Yay!

I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

[Melmart1]

I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
Sandra must be in a lot of pain.

[ORION]

When you are in lower Canada....being able to watch the Cowboys anytime rules.
is it snowing yet

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck you

[ORION]

I said " Our part of Town is the funniest TV show ever"

[samikeyp]

is it snowing yet

Not yet...in fact, today its going to be in the upper 80's. Almost South Texas-like.

Last year though, we got here on October 5th and exactly a week later, it snowed.

[Melmart1]

Fuck you
I'd rather fuck your girlfriend. :)

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, peewee's lovechild

I thought you might be in this thread, that is why everyone scattered out of it like cockroaches.

[samikeyp]

:lol

[samikeyp]

Mel brings them in...peewee drives them away.

Such is the circle of life.

[Melmart1]

I actually thought maybe ATRANNY had broken wind, but then I saw peewee's name and knew what had happened.

[ATRAIN]

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Melmart1, peewee's lovechild

I thought you might be in this thread, that is why everyone scattered out of it like cockroaches.


You still have him blocked?

[ATRAIN]

I actually thought maybe ATRANNY had broken wind, but then I saw peewee's name and knew what had happened.


Oh are you referring to THAT smell!! I was going to ask you to close your legs.

[Melmart1]

Oh are you referring to THAT smell!! I was going to ask you to close your legs.
Typical homo, wanting a girl to close her legs instead of opening them.

[ATRAIN]

Typical homo, wanting a girl to close her legs instead of opening them.


LOL

[peewee's lovechild]

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Hi, Pee Wee.

Yo, Atrain.

Greetings, Batman!

:)

I missed Angel's special greeting.

This makes me sad.

:(

[samikeyp]

I missed Angel's special gretting.

This makes me sad.

Are you "re-gretting" it? :lol




Yea I know I made fun of his spelling...so the fuck what. :lol

All is fair game in the Quattro.

[Melmart1]

At least you got a greeting, dickhead. So shut the fuck up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel brings them in...peewee drives them away.

Such is the circle of life.

Actually, this is pretty accurate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you "re-gretting" it? :lol




Yea I know I made fun of his spelling...so the fuck what. :lol

All is fair game in the Quattro.

Fuck, now I need to fix that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I actually thought maybe ATRANNY had broken wind, but then I saw peewee's name and knew what had happened.

I miss not being on Mel's ignore list.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need an Asian woman.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tight scrubs woman is back.

You know, she's got a nice rack.

[ashbeeigh]

I made some Hungry Jack pancakes for breakfast. :tu

Hey pewee, does that god awful woman talk about her grand daughter a lot?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I made some Hungry Jack pancakes for breakfast. :tu

Hey pewee, does that god awful woman talk about her grand daughter a lot?GET A JOB FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

GET A JOB FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!

If you change your avatar from an ashbeeigh breast innuendo then I'll consider it.

[samikeyp]

At least you got a greeting, dickhead. So shut the fuck up.

:tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If you change your avatar from an ashbeeigh breast innuendo then I'll consider it.why do you think it's about you?

[samikeyp]

why do you think it's about you?

She needs some sort of goal. Obviously finding a job is not one of them. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I said " Our part of Town is the funniest TV show ever"

I agree.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Our Part of Town shows are the funniest shows on TV

A friend of mine helps put those together for TWC.

[peewee's lovechild]

I made some Hungry Jack pancakes for breakfast. :tu

Hey pewee, does that god awful woman talk about her grand daughter a lot?

I don't know.
I avoid her like the plague.

[ATRAIN]

I agree.


You ready for Heroes today?

[peewee's lovechild]

She needs some sort of goal. Obviously finding a job is not one of them. :)

Maybe she can play a little bit of "Guess what's in Mickey's crotch".

[Silver21_Black20]

You ready for Heroes today?

Oh hell yea!

[peewee's lovechild]

You ready for Heroes today?

Heroes or Monday Night Football??

It's DVR time!!

[CuckingFunt]

Some guy hit on me at school this morning.

Apparently no one had told him that, even if you're coming back from the gym, being decked out in head-to-toe Under Armour makes it look like you love the cock even more than I do.

[CuckingFunt]

Heroes or Monday Night Football??

It's DVR time!!
Neither! :spin

[ATRAIN]

Oh hell yea!


Its about time it started up again!!!

[ORION]

I agree.
haha finally !
I watched it for about 3 hours straight on "on demand" I never laughed so hard in my life. Who the hell told these people they could sing.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know.
I avoid her like the plague.

:lmao I'm surprised she doesn't have the pictures plastered all over the library.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha finally !
I watched it for about 3 hours straight on "on demand" I never laughed so hard in my life. Who the hell told these people they could sing.

I've been watching for years. My cousin and I laugh hysterically when we watch together.

[Silver21_Black20]

The liquor lady called and I asked for Jager.

Good choice?

[ashbeeigh]

some girl I went to school with one District 8's talent show once. She never talked about it. I wouldn't have either.

[CuckingFunt]

The liquor lady called and I asked for Jager.

Good choice?
Ew.

[ashbeeigh]

some girl I went to school with one District 8's talent show once. She never talked about it. I wouldn't have either.

:wtf I meant won

[samikeyp]

Maybe she can play a little bit of "Guess what's in Mickey's crotch".

Don't know who that Mickey dude is but I would tell him to wear his cup.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ew.

What?

Jager with some Red Bull . . . Mmmmmmmmmm.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:wtf I meant won
......................and you have a degree.................and no job.

[Mister Sinister]

How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

[CuckingFunt]

What?

Jager with some Red Bull . . . Mmmmmmmmmm.
Oh, goodness, no.

I like boring drinks. I'm perfectly happy with vodka/tonics all night long.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Some guy hit on me at school this morning.

Apparently no one had told him that, even if you're coming back from the gym, being decked out in head-to-toe Under Armour makes it look like you love the cock even more than I do.

My friends and I used to have a saying when we played pickup basketball.

"If you look too good on the court, you probably can't play very well."

Although that isn't an all-encompassing statement as I play in shorts and a t-shirt and still suck.

[midgetonadonkey]

The liquor lady called and I asked for Jager.

Good choice?

Fantastic choice!!

[ShoogarBear]

What the hell is the liquor lady?

[ShoogarBear]

My friends and I used to have a saying when we played pickup basketball.

"If you look too good on the court, you probably can't play very well."

Although that isn't an all-encompassing statement as I play in shorts and a t-shirt and still suck."If A, then B" != "If not A, then not B"

[CuckingFunt]

What the hell is the liquor lady?
I prefer a lady licker.

[CuckingFunt]

"If A, then B" != "If not A, then not B"
Ugh. Please, no.

I had so much damn logic homework to do this weekend, it's not even funny.

[ShoogarBear]

Ugh. Please, no.

I had so much damn logic homework to do this weekend, it's not even funny.From what I saw, you need to bone up on the ol' history.

[ShoogarBear]

From what I saw, you need to bone up on the ol' history.Now can she lay off the obvious here?

[CuckingFunt]

From what I saw, you need to bone up on the ol' history.
I know exactly as much as I need to know.

[ShoogarBear]

And why are you taking logic, Art Major?

[CuckingFunt]

Now can she lay off the obvious here?
Yes.

[CuckingFunt]

And why are you taking logic, Art Major?
I needed a Philosophy class as part of that last little bit of general ed I'm finishing up.

[Silver21_Black20]

What the hell is the liquor lady?

She works for the company but she also is part owner of a liquor store so every few weeks she brings the people that work in the ofc, like me :D, a bottle of liquor.

[peewee's lovechild]

The liquor lady called and I asked for Jager.

Good choice?

Can you get me a bottle of Vodka?

[Silver21_Black20]

Can you get me a bottle of Vodka?

Do you work in my ofc?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you work in my ofc?

Nooooo, but you can still get me one.

Just tell her you're having a party and that you need an extra bottle.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's a new workstudy here named Ruby.

With a name like Ruby, aren't you supposed to be hot??

[peewee's lovechild]

The other workstudy, though, is hotter than the eternal flames of hell!!!!!!!

God damn, I love to see her walking around!!

[CuckingFunt]

There's a new workstudy here named Ruby.

With a name like Ruby, aren't you supposed to be hot??
Most of the Ruby's I've encountered are 80-year-old black women.

And pets. Lots of pets named Ruby.

[Silver21_Black20]

The other workstudy, though, is hotter than the eternal flames of hell!!!!!!!

God damn, I love to see her walking around!!

midge told me all the workstudies were ugly. :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

Most of the Ruby's I've encountered are 80-year-old black women.

And pets. Lots of pets named Ruby.

But, I know a couple of Ruby's (one in particular) that have been hot as hell. Plus, there's almost always a hot stripper named Ruby (or diamond, crystal, saphire, jewel, jade . . .).

[peewee's lovechild]

midge told me all the workstudies were ugly. :madrun

Midge lied . . . to your face.

This revelation should be used to punish him with no sex for a month, at least.

[mrsmaalox]

Good morning. I mean afternoon. I just woke up as I was out all early morning having my teeth drilled. Fun. Then after I was feeling all sorry for myself I decided I deserved a special treat. So I went to Baskin-Robbins and got a frozen cappucino thing. Tasted okay, but when I got home it hit my stomach like a ton of bricks and I puked twice. Nothing else to do but take a couple of T3's and go to bed. But now I'm awake and in a super pissed off mood and the first rugrat is due home in 20 minutes!!! SO how is YOUR day?

[midgetonadonkey]

midge told me all the workstudies were ugly. :madrun

The workstudy I hired is ugly. I have nothing to do with any workstudy not in my department.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

midge's fantasy bedroom

http://www.continentalwindowfashions.com/images/bedding/sports_coverage/indianapolis_colts.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't know who that Mickey dude is but I would tell him to wear his cup.

Mikey.

You're catching all my mistakes today.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hey peewee
did you rub yourself raw this weekend?
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[peewee's lovechild]

The workstudy I hired is ugly. I have nothing to do with any workstudy not in my department.

You lying bastard.

Sandra doesn't deserve this.

I stand by my previous statement and I still say that she should punish you with no sex. Or, at least deny you your favorite position . . . the pile driver. I still can not, for the life of me, understand how she can lift you up that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

hey peewee
did you rub yourself raw this weekend?
<----------------------

I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

I'm out of sperms.

[Mister Sinister]

I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

I'm out of sperms.
No, you're not. You just have carpal tunnel.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

I'm out of sperms.i see.

what was your last avatar from?

[samikeyp]

Mikey.

You're catching all my mistakes today

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

There must be something in the air today -- I got hit on two more times during my last stint on campus.

[peewee's lovechild]

i see.

what was your last avatar from?

I don't know, Midge sent it to me.

I have another one that I want to put up, but it's a bit too graphic.

[peewee's lovechild]

There must be something in the air today -- I got hit on two more times during my last stint on campus.

They've heard of the legend that is The Funt.

[ashbeeigh]

They've heard of the legend that is The Funt.

or they noticed her titties.

[CuckingFunt]

I have another one that I want to put up, but it's a bit too graphic.
You should send it to me so that I can give you a second opinion.

[CuckingFunt]

or they noticed her titties.
Did you get hit on three times today?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you get hit on three times today?

I do but it's always by pee wee.

[CuckingFunt]

I do but it's always by pee wee.
Unless you're packin' DD's, though, that doesn't help in determining whether today's popularity is caused by the titties or by my general Funtly goodness.

[ShoogarBear]

There must be something in the air today -- I got hit on two more times during my last stint on campus.Or you forgot to get dressed.

[ShoogarBear]

I do but it's always by pee wee.So you didn't feel it, then.

[CuckingFunt]

Or you forgot to get dressed.
Nope. It can't be that 'cause I just double checked and I do have clothes on.

[samikeyp]

Nope. It can't be that 'cause I just double checked and I do have clothes on.

:depressed




:smokin

[CuckingFunt]

I am bored as all get out.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm not. I have Star Ocean 3 to occupy me.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss video games.

[Mister Sinister]

I did last week. I had only one day off of work, and I used it to do some shit around the house. God, but I love my RPGs.

[jman3000]

3 times in one day would be a down day.... shiiiiiit.

[jman3000]

and the titties comment is the correct one.

for all girls out there...when in doubt, blame/thank your titties.

[jman3000]

fuck im bored... i have the urge to go shoot shit stuff up at a shooting range.

[ashbeeigh]

Did you get hit on three times today?

I didn't go anywhere today. So that was a lame comeback.

[jman3000]

and yes that is the correct way to use "shoot shit stuff"

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't go anywhere today. So that was a lame comeback.
You went to a job fair.

Liar.

[ashbeeigh]

You went to a job fair.

Liar.

double damn. I had a coat on that covered up my DDs.

[ashbeeigh]

heck yes. TMZ is on.

[peewee's lovechild]

Unless you're packin' DD's

Midge is very close to that, hence the constant hitting on him.

[peewee's lovechild]

double damn. I had a coat on that covered up my DDs.

Why would you want to cover up all that goodness?

The PeeWee says you should show the world the greatness that are your breastesses.

[CuckingFunt]

double damn. I had a coat on that covered up my DDs.So, then, you didn't get hit on today?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

double damn. I had a coat on that covered up my DDs.you need to learn how to brandish those flesh pillows.

[Mister Sinister]

Hay guys!

[ashbeeigh]

fucking bullshit. That's all I have to say. Bull...shit.

[angel_luv]

In other news...

Monday television rocks:

Prison Break, The Hills, and the Bachelor! :tu

[Mister Sinister]

In other news...

Monday television rocks:

Prison Break, The Hills, and the Bachelor! :tu
See, I don't watch much TV, apart from Cartoon Network, the History Channel, and VH1 Classic, on the grounds that most TV just flat-out eats it.

[Silver21_Black20]

In other news...

Monday television rocks:

Prison Break, The Hills, and the Bachelor! :tu

For me, it was Heroes.

[Mister Sinister]

Le sigh. I'm waiting for Gundam 00 to get fansubbed.

[ashbeeigh]

In other news...
The Hills :tu

I can't wait for next week with Elode quitting her job. It's karma biting Heidi in the ass.

[angel_luv]

I can't wait for next week with Elode quitting her job. It's karma biting Heidi in the ass.


I hate the effect Spencer is having on Heidi.

I wish she were smart enough/ strong enough to break up and away from him.

I really don't know if even Elode quitting will be a proper wake up call for Heidi. She seems pretty lost.

And how about the way Jason told Lauren that he was engaged.
I for one, misheard him. I thought he had said to Lauren " I want you to BE my girl friend."

It took me a minute to realize he had told her " I want you to MEET my girl friend."

Lauren took the whole thing incredibly well, at least publicly.

[Melmart1]

What the FUCK!??! You guys are talking about some stupid fucking MTV reality show? FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Get out of the fucking Quattro and start a thread for that stupid shit!

FUCK!! :pctoss

[samikeyp]

What the FUCK!??! You guys are talking about some stupid fucking MTV reality show? FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Get out of the fucking Quattro and start a thread for that stupid shit!

FUCK!

Damn, you're sexy.

[angel_luv]

Consider it a commercial break Melmart. :)

Back now to your regular Quattro conversation.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Everyone.......hit Alt+f4!!!!!

[ORION]

I can't stay awake ! I've already had a "Rock Star" drink and a 1 and 1/2 bagger cup of crappy coffee

[ORION]

Everyone.......hit Alt+f4!!!!!
WOW ! I did it and those dots on your AVATAR came off ! Thanks !!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What the FUCK!??! You guys are talking about some stupid fucking MTV reality show? FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Get out of the fucking Quattro and start a thread for that stupid shit!

FUCK!! :pctoss

I'm now more in love with you than ever.

You'd know this if I wasn't on ignore.

[peewee's lovechild]

I also love Gianna Michaels.

[Silver21_Black20]

I also love Gianna Michaels.

She a butta face. And spare me your comments, I know it's not her face you are looking at . . . blah, blah, blah. :blah

[Melmart1]

Consider it a commercial break Melmart. :)

Back now to your regular Quattro conversation.
No more fucking commercials. This is not public access television, and this is not a democracy. The Quattro is supposed to be a cesspool of debauchery and although the whores on "The Hills" probably qualify since they likely take it up the ass alot and I bet that one blonde chick does facials, the show is insipid and since they don't show them fornicating, there is no place for it here.

[ATRAIN]

No more fucking commercials. This is not public access television, and this is not a democracy. The Quattro is supposed to be a cesspool of debauchery and although the whores on "The Hills" probably qualify since they likely take it up the ass alot and I bet that one blonde chick does facials, the show is insipid and since they don't show them fornicating, there is no place for it here.


KICK THEIR ASSES!!

[Melmart1]

KICK THEIR ASSES!!
You like asses, dontcha? Specifically male ones ...

[ATRAIN]

You like asses, dontcha? Specifically male ones ...


Nope only females.

[Melmart1]

Nope only females.
Suuuuuure ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No more fucking commercials. This is not public access television, and this is not a democracy. The Quattro is supposed to be a cesspool of debauchery and although the whores on "The Hills" probably qualify since they likely take it up the ass alot and I bet that one blonde chick does facials, the show is insipid and since they don't show them fornicating, there is no place for it here.

The Quattro doesn't show you and I fornicating, yet we still post here.

[Melmart1]

The Quattro doesn't show you and I fornicating, yet we still post here.
We are also not insipid dumb blondes on a worthless reality show, either.

[Melmart1]

Besides, it is only a matter of time before our porn tape is leaked.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She a butta face. And spare me your comments, I know it's not her face you are looking at . . . blah, blah, blah. :blahexactly what midge says everyday.

[Silver21_Black20]

exactly what midge says everyday.

Hahahahahaha . . . that was actually kinda funny.

[ORION]

did someone say dumb blonde ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

did someone say dumb blonde ?that's like saying little shrimp. exactly how many blonde jokes are there? only one. all the rest are true.

[peewee's lovechild]

She a butta face. And spare me your comments, I know it's not her face you are looking at . . . blah, blah, blah. :blah

I think her face is aww-ight.

But, yea . . . her face wasn't what I was focusing on.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, it is only a matter of time before our porn tape is leaked.

I miss Mel.

:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahahahahaha . . . that was actually kinda funny.

Has Midge confessed about that 19 year old thing he hired??

[ORION]

Has Midge confessed about that 19 year old thing he hired??
tell me all about it :wakeup

[Silver21_Black20]

Has Midge confessed about that 19 year old thing he hired??

Yea. He said she is a big, dark chick and he thinks she's hot.

What can I do. I can't compete with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yea. He said she is a big, dark chick and he thinks she's hot.

What can I do. I can't compete with that.

He keeps dropping pens in front of her so he can enjoy the view.

He's a sick fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yea. He said she is a big, dark chick and he thinks she's hot.

What can I do. I can't compete with that.

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the quattro is going to (8) today.

[ATRAIN]

the quattro is going to (8) today.


lets make sure and catch it so it doesnt say this again

Free Quattro Razor (7) ( Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )
ashbeeigh

[ORION]

I wish I could stop time. I'd get 2 good looking girls and take off their clothes. then put them on top of each other in a "69" position. Then start time.

[midgetonadonkey]

The thread created by should always say maxpower.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish I could stop time. I'd get 2 good looking girls and take off their clothes. then put them on top of each other in a "69" position. Then start time.i started wishing that when i was 10

[peewee's lovechild]

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice.

That's some pretty sweet juice.

[ATRAIN]

I wish I could stop time. I'd get 2 good looking girls and take off their clothes. then put them on top of each other in a "69" position. Then start time.


Yeah that would be the greatest way to use your super powers

[peewee's lovechild]

i started wishing that when i was 10

I remember wishing I could stop time so I could look up my 2nd grade teacher's dress.

She was pretty hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I wish I could go back in time and keep Manu from fouling Dirk.

Fuck!!

[ORION]

I remember wishing I could stop time so I could look up my 2nd grade teacher's dress.

She was pretty hot.
shoot she probably would of had sex with you back then

[ATRAIN]

shoot she probably would of had sex with you back then


I wanted my 6th grade teacher, she was the hottest teacher ever!!!

[Melmart1]

I wanted my 6th grade teacher, he was the hottest teacher ever!!!
Fixed.

[ATRAIN]

Fixed.


Why do you want me to be gay? Hey Mel if you could go back in time to Jr high in the 50's what would you change?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damn. i read on tmz that a sex tape leaked apparently with meg white.......................but, they confirmed it wasn't her.

[ORION]

Why do you want me to be gay? Hey Mel if you could go back in time to Jr high in the 50's what would you change?
GO ROYALS

[Melmart1]

Why do you want me to be gay? Hey Mel if you could go back in time to Jr high in the 50's what would you change?
Ohhh, age smack. I am only a couple of years older than you, so watch it. And my junior high teachers were mostly mean Irish nuns, so there were none I wanted to fuck.

[Melmart1]

Royals por vida!

[peewee's lovechild]

shoot she probably would of had sex with you back then

I can neither confirm or deny . . . .

[samikeyp]

My HS gov/economics teacher was hot. She was like 23 or so at the time and damn fine. Not quite Melmart fine but close.

[peewee's lovechild]

My HS gov/economics teacher was hot. He was like 23 or so at the time and damn fine. Not quite ATRAIN fine but close.

Fixed.

[Melmart1]

And weewee kills the quattro again :rolleyes

[samikeyp]

True.

I keep telling him, I don't like the menfolk but I think he keeps hoping. Although I think his obsession with having ATrain show him his "longhorn" is even more fervent.

[ATRAIN]

True.

I keep telling him, I don't like the menfolk but I think he keeps hoping. Although I think his obsession with having ATrain show him his "longhorn" is even more fervent.


LOL I dont know how I always get involved in those comments??

[Melmart1]

LOL I dont know how I always get involved in those comments??
Maybe its your title. Thats how we roll? Could be some homosexual reference there. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[samikeyp]

LOL I dont know how I always get involved in those comments??

Ask the PW...he brought you into it.

[samikeyp]

"Does the rolling help?"

"Yeah..actually it does"

--Galaxy Quest

[peewee's lovechild]

True.

I keep telling him, I don't like the menfolk but I think he keeps hoping. Although I think his obsession with having ATrain show him his "longhorn" is even more fervent.

:lol :lol

[ATRAIN]

Maybe its your title. Thats how we roll? Could be some homosexual reference there. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


LOL it was a reference on thats how the Spurs Roll, basically whooping everyones ass. We all know that wasnt a reference to the Astros :(.

[peewee's lovechild]

And weewee kills the quattro again :rolleyes

If she didn't have me on ignore, I would respond to that slandering statement.

[Melmart1]

LOL it was a reference on thats how the Spurs Roll, basically whooping everyones ass. We all know that wasnt a reference to the Astros :(.
I already have a master sig maker lined up for when I win our bet. :spin

[ATRAIN]

I already have a master sig maker lined up for when I win our bet. :spin


be careful, we still have our other bet as well!!

[Melmart1]

be careful, we still have our other bet as well!!
We never agreed to terms on that bet. So there really isn't one, is there?

[ATRAIN]

We never agreed to terms on that bet. So there really isn't one, is there?


BULL we didnt!! We said it was an addition to the signature. Dont back out now, you can still win that one too!!

[ORION]

holy crap I'm tired

[Melmart1]

BULL we didnt!! We said it was an addition to the signature. Dont back out now, you can still win that one too!!
I dont remember agreeing to terms, and who said I am backing out? I ain't afraid of you. Although I gotta say your football knowledge is far and away better than weewee's.

[Melmart1]

holy crap I'm tired
Me, too.

[ATRAIN]

I dont remember agreeing to terms, and who said I am backing out? I ain't afraid of you. Although I gotta say your football knowledge is far and away better than weewee's.


LOL its funny that he can't comment to you since you wont see it. So tell me, what would you like the terms to be?

[Melmart1]

I don't know, what do you want to lose?

[ShoogarBear]

Besides, it is only a matter of time before our porn tape is leaked.:madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL its funny that he can't comment to you since you wont see it. So tell me, what would you like the terms to be?

Fuck that!!!

There's no way you have more football knowledge than me.

Fuck Mel.

[ORION]

Me, too.
what is the maximum amount of coffee a human can drink without his heart blowing up

[Melmart1]

:madrun
You live in MD. It was simply a matter of geography, and the chinky lives closer. You can be in the next one, though. Wouldnt hurt for something else to be bald in the video besides ... uh, you know.

[ShoogarBear]

Ohhh, age smack. I am only a couple of years older than you, so watch it. And my junior high teachers were mostly mean Irish nuns, so there were none I wanted to fuck.That reminds me, I need to try to pull your HS yearbook photo again the next time I'm home.

[Melmart1]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

[Melmart1]

What were you saying, weewee?

[peewee's lovechild]

That reminds me, I need to try to pull your HS yearbook photo again the next time I'm home.

You should post it here.
I'd like to see what she was like in HS.

[peewee's lovechild]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

:depressed

:(

[peewee's lovechild]

What were you saying, weewee?

:cry

[samikeyp]

You live in MD. It was simply a matter of geography, and the chinky lives closer. You can be in the next one, though. Wouldnt hurt for something else to be bald in the video besides ... uh, you know.

:lmao

Its ok though Mel....ours is locked safely in the GTG hideout vault. :tu


Wait...it is right? :oops

[Melmart1]

That reminds me, I need to try to pull your HS yearbook photo again the next time I'm home.
:nope

[samikeyp]

You should post it here.
I'd like to see what she was like in HS.

Catholic School Girl hot. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if SilBlack is going to get me that bottle of vodka.

[peewee's lovechild]

Catholic School Girl hot. :eyebrows

No fucking way!!!!!!!!

Fuck, now I'd REALLY like to see that!!!

[Melmart1]

:lmao

Its ok though Mel....ours is locked safely in the GTG hideout vault. :tu


Wait...it is right? :oops
:angel

[Melmart1]

Catholic School Girl hot. :eyebrows
I still have the skirt in storage somewhere ...

[peewee's lovechild]

I still have the skirt in storage somewhere ...

I wonder if she still fits in it.

Mmmmmm . . . .

[samikeyp]

I still have the skirt in storage somewhere ...

In my chones drawer.

[peewee's lovechild]

in my chones drawer. :)

:lol :lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You live in MD. It was simply a matter of geography, and the chinky lives closer. You can be in the next one, though. Wouldnt hurt for something else to be bald in the video besides ... uh, you know.I call total BS. Less than 100 miles away, and to see the Red Sux, no less, and you whiffed. Or didn't whiff, depending on the connotation.

And now you're telling me you made a tape with Blaze?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

we're almost at (8)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i can't believe super pink hasn't showed up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a few more

[Viva Las Espuelas]

one more?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

possibly?

[H.A.L.]

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