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[peewee's lovechild]

That's more like it, asshole!

You're gonna take it up your asshole if you keep antagonizing me you fucking whore!!!

[ATRAIN]

I wonder how much typing Mel can get done with my dick in her mouth.


Im sure even with yours and Mikey's dicks in her mouth she could still get a lot done.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Way is the "anglicanization" of the word.

A "buey" is a bull.
That's how it all started.

But, all the pocho putos living here in the U.S. that can't speak spanish to save their lives just started to pronounce it as "way" or "guey".

Trust me, it's "buey".so how do you pronounce it? spell it out phoenetically.

[peewee's lovechild]

The ATRANNY-Midge Bitch Off was funny as hell.

[CuckingFunt]

wow. that was an ashbeeigh-esque retort. masticate all you want with that.I'm sorry, did I use a word that was a little too advanced for you?

Masticate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mastication)

[Melmart1]

i guess you haven't seen her grill. look at my profile pic. she's the one that looks like she shit her pants and is acknowledging it and looking for forgiveness.
If anyone looks bad in that pic, it's you. You are all covered up, like you don't want us to see your ugly mug. And you know you love my face, or you wouldn't have photoshopped yourself with it.

[ATRAIN]

Of course, you're from the Valley.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.


LOL and where the fuck are you from???

[ATRAIN]

The ATRANNY-Midge Bitch Off was funny as hell.


fuck that bitch

[Melmart1]

You're gonna take it up your asshole if you keep antagonizing me you fucking whore!!!
Anal sex with you might be OK, seeing as how I wouldn't feel anything.

[ATRAIN]

Anal sex with you might be OK, seeing as how I wouldn't feel anything.


Ass is too loose huh?

[samikeyp]

Im sure even with yours and Mikey's dicks in her mouth she could still get a lot done.

PeeWee wouldn't be in the same area code if my dick was in Mel's mouth.

Oh and PW, mel wouldn't toss your salad with someone else's tongue.

[Melmart1]

so how do you pronounce it? spell it out phoenetically.
What the fuck? This isn't a fucking spelling bee. It's OK if you can't spell your insults, putho.

[ATRAIN]

PeeWee wouldn't be in the same area code if my dick was in Mel's mouth.

Oh and PW, mel wouldn't toss your salad with someone else's tongue.


LOL

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not gonna lie, Mel makes me a little moist.

Especially when she's cantankerous.

[Melmart1]

Ass is too loose huh?
No, that's assbeigh. Half of TLU banged her so bad, her gape is like a third eye.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wonder how much typing Mel can get done with my dick in her mouth.Well, I think she just got the latest release of Mavis Beacon based off her latest non-attention-whoring rant, so I'm assuming she can handle a full on bukkake session without missing too many strokes.

Oh and by the "guey" Smellycunt, I changed the caps of my screen name a longggggggggggggggg time ago, and believe me it wasn't because of you're baseball lovin' flabby ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm sorry, did I use a word that was a little too advanced for you?

Masticate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mastication)
i'm happy your vocabulary is so advanced. i wanna be just like you when i grow old.

[Melmart1]

Well, I think she just got the latest release of Mavis Beacon based off her latest non-attention-whoring rant, so I'm assuming she can handle a full on bukkake session without missing too many strokes.

Oh and by the "guey" Smellycunt, I changed the caps of my screen name a longggggggggggggggg time ago, and believe me it wasn't because of you're baseball lovin' flabby ass.
How is it possible to use "Mavis Beacon" in a post that is supposed to be an insult? That's like ashbeigh typing something that isn't lame. It's just not supposed to happen.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If anyone looks bad in that pic, it's you. You are all covered up, like you don't want us to see your ugly mug. And you know you love my face, or you wouldn't have photoshopped yourself with it.i did that so you'd feel wanted for once in your life.

[peewee's lovechild]

so how do you pronounce it? spell it out phoenetically.

You actually pronounce it like it's spelled, buey.
(I guess it could be spelled phoenetically as: boo-ay, in english)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How is it possible to use "Mavis Beacon" in a post that is supposed to be an insult? That's like ashbeigh typing something that isn't lame. It's just not supposed to happen.may insults require lots of thinking. that's why you don't get most of them. putha.

[Melmart1]

i did that so you'd feel wanted for once in your life.
Thanks, bendeyho.

[CuckingFunt]

You actually pronounce it like it's spelled, buey.
(I guess it could be spelled phoenetically as: boo-ay, in english)Boo-urns?

[peewee's lovechild]

Im sure even with yours and Mikey's dicks in her mouth she could still get a lot done.

Fuck Mikey!!

I'll have his dick chopped off.

[ATRAIN]

No, that's assbeigh. Half of TLU banged her so bad, her gape is like a third eye.


Is it cross-eyed too?

[Melmart1]

Is it cross-eyed too?
:lol

See, is it so hard to stop bitch-fighting with Midge and help me return this to the house of ill repute that it used to be?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You actually pronounce it like it's spelled, buey.
(I guess it could be spelled phoenetically as: boo-ay, in english)i don't know about that. my grandmother's back was still wet when she died(she was from monterey, mex) and she called all of us "way" guey. i'm going to have to call BS at this point, but that could change.

[ATRAIN]

may insults require lots of thinking. that's why you don't get most of them. putha.


Isnt it spelled puta?? Damn wish I could access urban dictonary here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anal sex with you might be OK, seeing as how I wouldn't feel anything.

Because your asshole is that stretched out.

You rival ATRANNY's mother.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck Mikey!!

I'll have his dick chopped off.


Will you have to go to different area codes?

[CuckingFunt]

Why the hell am I wasting so much time here this morning?

I could be masturbating right now.

[Melmart1]

Will you have to go to different area codes?
In the pink PT Cruiser, perhaps.

[CuckingFunt]

I recently got a vibrating barbell for my tongue. I haven't yet had the opportunity to try it with someone else, but it feels crazy inside my own head.

[ATRAIN]

Because your asshole is that stretched out.

You rival ATRANNY's mother.


there you go bringing up momma's again...WEAAAAK

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I could be masturbating right now.but the mop isn't fully dry.

[peewee's lovechild]

Will you have to go to different area codes?

I forgot that Mikey is the great and all-powerful Cock Lord.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why the hell am I wasting so much time here this morning?

I could be masturbating right now.

Hold on, let me call you up in a few minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

SpanishDICT.com English=>Spanish Spanish=>English Word of the Day Spanish Forum Help

Spanish Word English Word
buey bullock
buey edible crab
buey oxen


buey buey buey

[peewee's lovechild]

Call bullshit all you want, it still doesn't change the fact that it's true.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

See, is it so hard to stop bitch-fighting with Midge and help me return this to the house of ill repute that it used to be?


Well what do you expect that fucking douche said I was ashbeeigh, anyone would get mad at that shit.

[ORION]

haha ! These ladies were talking about smoking and I said " You should start smoking a pipe" .........once I realized what I said I started laughing hard

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

When did this place turn into the goddamn grammar rodeo?!?!?
Get back to the fucking profanity!

[ATRAIN]

haha ! These ladies were talking about smoking and I said " You should start smoking a pipe" .........once I realized what I said I started laughing hard


LOL, do you work with all women?

[ORION]

LOL, do you work with all women?
yeah mostly. I'd say its about a 4 to 1 ratio

[peewee's lovechild]

When did this place turn into the goddamn grammar rodeo?!?!?
Get back to the fucking profanity!

Fuck you, you fucking douche bag!!

You fucking bloody tampon!!

You fucking shit stained fuck face!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart antagonizes me because she want's "The PeeWee".

[peewee's lovechild]

She wants the man-slut that is "The PeeWee".

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you Mel. Established or not doesnt make him any less of a piece of shit that he is. Oh and for the record, when the fuck was I nice to ashbeeigh?

I can see ashbeeigh crying at her keyboard as she typed this.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can see ashbeeigh crying at her keyboard as she typed this.

Ashbeeigh = Gigantic titties.

ATRANNY = Gigantic titties?

[ATRAIN]

I can see ashbeeigh crying at her keyboard as she typed this.


Fuck you, i prob hurt your little feelings thats why you were gone so long. I hope you changed you tampon since I made your pussy bleed!

[midgetonadonkey]

Well what do you expect that fucking douche said I was ashbeeigh, anyone would get mad at that shit.

You better PM me and fucking apologize you fuck.

haha

What a fag. He apologizes to peewee. :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ashbeeigh = Gigantic titties.

ATRANNY = Gigantic titties?
and super pink

[samikeyp]

I'm not gonna lie, Mel makes me a little moist.

Especially when she's cantankerous.

and that's...ok




Fuck Mikey!!

I'll have his dick chopped off.

Better get a chainsaw and some help, little man.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you, i prob hurt your little feelings thats why you were gone so long. I hope you changed you tampon since I made your pussy bleed!

I use pads motherfucker. Get it right.

[peewee's lovechild]

Better get a chainsaw and some help, little man.

The Cock Lord speaketh!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

peewee should post his apologies from ashbeeigh.

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRANNY = Pink nippled gigantic titties??

[samikeyp]

I forgot that Mikey is the great and all-powerful Cock Lord.

That's what she said.



I keep hearing about ashbeeighs big rack. Just how big?

[ATRAIN]

You better PM me and fucking apologize you fuck.

haha

What a fag. He apologizes to peewee. :lmao

He seemed upset and im not out to be THAT much of a dick especially to those im cool with. As far as your concerned you can choke on Mikey's dick for all I care. I hear it covers multiple area codes so youll love that!!

[peewee's lovechild]

That's what she said.



I keep hearing about ashbeeighs big rack. Just how big?

Apparently, very big.

I'm not at liberty to discuss her titties.
She said there would be no more candy for me if I let on what I know.

I bow to you, Cock Lord.

[midgetonadonkey]

He seemed upset and im not out to be THAT much of a dick especially to those im cool with. As far as your concerned you can choke on Mikey's dick for all I care. I hear it covers multiple area codes so youll love that!!

I bet you wanted to kiss him too. Are you that desperate for acceptance?

[samikeyp]

I bow to you, Cock Lord.


While you are not the first, you would be the first I told to get up.

I can respect the silence of the titties.

[ATRAIN]

I bet you wanted to kiss him too. Are you that desperate for acceptance?


what the fuck.....your so fucking stupid and a waste of human existence. I can care less if you accept me, cause your no one and nothing to me.

[CuckingFunt]

I keep hearing about ashbeeighs big rack. Just how big?

From the few pictures I've seen, it really doesn't appear to be all THAT impressive.

[peewee's lovechild]

While you are not the first, you would be the first I told to get up.


So, you make it a habit to have men around you?
Hmmm, interesting.



I can respect the silence of the titties.


That's a good line.
Silence of the Titties would be a good movie title.

[peewee's lovechild]

From the few pictures I've seen, it really doesn't appear to be all THAT impressive.

They need to be seen.

That's all I'll say for now.

[midgetonadonkey]

what the fuck.....your so fucking stupid and a waste of human existence. I can care less if you accept me, cause your no one and nothing to me.

Wow. I'm nothing to you? Really? After all we've been through. That hurts dude. Some random person on the internet says I'm nothing to them. I'm going to go cut myself.

[samikeyp]

So, you make it a habit to have men around you?
Hmmm, interesting.

No I don't. If you bowed to me, you would be the first man to which is why you would be told to get up. I keep telling you, I don't do guys.

[ATRAIN]

Wow. I'm nothing to you? Really? After all we've been through. That hurts dude. Some random person on the internet says I'm nothing to them. I'm going to go cut myself.


You should and do us all a favor

[samikeyp]

From the few pictures I've seen, it really doesn't appear to be all THAT impressive

I am guessing Funt is a good judge of titties so I am inclined to believe her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ATRANNY = Pink nippled gigantic titties??apparently jman says so

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I keep hearing about ashbeeighs big rack. Just how big?pretty big, but i'm just basing that off of GTG pics posted. i'd say a solid 36D

[CuckingFunt]

Now that I've taken a shower and I feel all refreshed and awake, I'm thinking I should have gone to my classes today.

[Melmart1]

apparently jman says so
why are you keeping such close track on his titties?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Silence of the Titties would be a good movie title.

"It rubs the lotion on the aureolae......."

[midgetonadonkey]

You should and do us all a favor

You should do humanity a favor and smother that big hideous beast of a thing you call your mother with a pillow and feed her fat, oversized corpse to a pack of boars. Maybe you should make it coyotes and not boars. You don't want to turn the poor wild pigs into cannibals.

[samikeyp]

"It rubs the lotion on the aureolae......."

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

"It rubs the lotion on the aureolae......."AND it gets the hose again?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

From the few pictures I've seen, it really doesn't appear to be all THAT impressive.to a breast afficianado, they are pretty nice looking. now i don't know once they are unleashed. they might hit the floor. some breasts need to only stay in a bra. does anyone know what i'm talking about?

[samikeyp]

AND it gets the hose again?

Absolutely.

[samikeyp]

to a breast afficianado, they are pretty nice looking. now i don't know once they are unleashed. they might hit the floor. some breasts need to only stay in a bra. does anyone know what i'm talking about?

Im with ya.


Unleash the hounds!!

[peewee's lovechild]

"It rubs the lotion on the aureolae......."

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Unleash the hounds!!

Shouldn't that be "Unleash the MOUNDS!"?!?

[samikeyp]

Shouldn't that be "Unleash the MOUNDS!"?!?

Even better. :tu

[ATRAIN]

You should do humanity a favor and smother that big hideous beast of a thing you call your mother with a pillow and feed her fat, oversized corpse to a pack of boars. Maybe you should make it coyotes and not boars. You don't want to turn the poor wild pigs into cannibals.


You come back with that.....you were doing so good and now you have dropped down to pee weaks level.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

why are you keeping such close track on his titties?you need to catch up, jenny poo.

[ORION]

NFL Blitz is BACK

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Even better. :tuhttp://snacks.cyberpunks.org/mounds.jpeg


yummy

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge needs to change his avatar to a PT Cruiser.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe he can put a picture of himself riding in it with ATRANNY in the back seat.

[TheZackAttack!]

Midge, Atrain and Peewee just need to all sleep together and have one giant fuckfest. Maybe then they'll love eachother.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge, Atrain and Peewee just need to all sleep together and have one giant fuckfest. Maybe then they'll love eachother.

Sounds like someone has a threesome in mind.

No dude, I don't swing that way.
Midge and ATRANNY however, well that's another story.

Think of them the next time you jack off to Zack Morris.

[CuckingFunt]

Gwen Stefani is annoying as hell as a solo artist, and I hate the new trend of celebrities having their own fashion/fragrance lines, but...

I just saw an add for her new perfume and, so help me, I'd fuck the holy hell out of her if given the opportunity.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If there's anybody reading that went to the '05 GTGs, I just figured out who Viva looks like... my old troll of a roommate Travis Summers.

[TheZackAttack!]

Gwen Stefani is annoying as hell as a solo artist, and I hate the new trend of celebrities having their own fashion/fragrance lines, but...

I just saw an add for her new perfume and, so help me, I'd fuck the holy hell out of her if given the opportunity.

Mmmm...me to. Is this the ad you saw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_jR_yogNc

[TheZackAttack!]

Sounds like someone has a threesome in mind.

No dude, I don't swing that way.
Midge and ATRANNY however, well that's another story.

Think of them the next time you jack off to Zack Morris.


Yeah, you swing that way. You know you jerk it to paul ruebens dressed up like peewee.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6466/imagets8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6466/imagets8.74015a649d.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=512&i=imagets8.jpg)

http://a208.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_07978cc6800f275e471d3b3e8cbeb6b7.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmm...me to. Is this the ad you saw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_jR_yogNcYes, it is.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I had my own cologne I would name it Cunt Juice.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If there's anybody reading that went to the '05 GTGs, I just figured out who Viva looks like... my old troll of a roommate Travis Summers.did y'all have a bad break up?

[CuckingFunt]

If I had my own cologne I would name it Cunt Juice.There is, apparently, a cologne that's made to smell like cunt juice.

I don't have the link anymore, though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

did y'all have a bad break up?

You could if that didn't implicitly imply I was homosexual.

He was (and probably still is) a little SOB who ended up suing me after I kicked him out of my apartment.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6466/imagets8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6466/imagets8.74015a649d.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=512&i=imagets8.jpg)

http://a208.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_07978cc6800f275e471d3b3e8cbeb6b7.jpgi guess:rolleyes

[midgetonadonkey]

You could if that didn't implicitly imply I was homosexual.

He was (and probably still is) a little SOB.

He doesn't look very little.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He doesn't look very little.

He's about 5'3".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You could if that didn't implicitly imply I was homosexual.
i sorta did



He was (and probably still is) a little SOB who ended up suing me after I kicked him out of my apartment.white people............and he doesn't appear little. uh oh. he might sue me for slanderous allegations.

[jman3000]

36D?

are you blind? they were at least 38 DD.

but that might be fucked... i was fairly intoxicated.

[timvp]

He was (and probably still is) a little SOB who ended up suing me after I kicked him out of my apartment.What happened with that suit? I remember an unnamed future law student told you that your case was strong and that you'd win. timvp said you would lose.

Who was right?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

36D?

are you blind? they were at least 38 DD.

but that might be fucked... i was fairly intoxicated.38? i can't see that. 36DD maybe.

[jman3000]

i may or may not be seeing a girl now who has 38 d's ... and ash's are way bigger.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

timvp said you would lose.

why do you always refer to yourself in third person?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What happened with that suit? I remember an unnamed future law student told you that your case was strong and that you'd win. timvp said you would lose.

Who was right?

timvp was correct.

I knew going into the lawsuit that the law was on his side and I would lose. My whole plan was to mitigate the judgment and I accomplished that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i may or may not be seeing a girl now who has 38 d's ... and ash's are way bigger.jeez. congratulations.

like i said i'm just basing it off of a pic. there's only one person to end this debate.

[ShoogarBear]

And, no, I've not been fucked by either a gay man or someone in a coma.How would you know?

About the first, I mean. I'll let you have the coma one. Unless it was actually a comma one, because I know you skipped that lecture.

[timvp]

why do you always refer to yourself in third person?Why is your username is a foreign language? This is America.

Love it or leave it.

Thanks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Found the GTG pic.

http://www.spurschick.com/game4/1.jpg

Yup... that's the white Viva drinking a beer.

[jman3000]

my nuts itch. crabs are a horrible, petty disease.

[jman3000]

Found the GTG pic.

http://www.spurschick.com/game4/1.jpg

Yup... that's the white Viva drinking a beer.
damn.. i want a beer now.

thanks for nothign asshole.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

damn.. i want a beer now.

thanks for nothign asshole.

I aim to please.

[CuckingFunt]

How would you know?

About the first, I mean. I'll let you have the coma one. Unless it was actually a comma one, because I know you skipped that lecture.Well, if he fucked me, that would push him at least into the bi-curious range.

And I did attend the comma lecture, for your information. It was fascinating.

[jman3000]

im at the downtown utsa campus... somebody meet me for a beer... my treat.

[CuckingFunt]

Found the GTG pic.

http://www.spurschick.com/game4/1.jpg

Yup... that's the white Viva drinking a beer.

He looks very angry at the beer he's drinking.

[timvp]

Dam it Braze answer my question.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dam it Braze answer my question.

Um...

^^^^

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He looks very angry at the beer he's drinking.

Life made sweet, sweet love to his ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Dam it Braze answer my question.Oh, good. He didn't see that you did answer it.

Otherwise, we would have gotten one of these: :smokin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why is your username is a foreign language?:wtf

i didn't think my username being spanish would perplex anybody. especially for a team that's in a city where spanish is not as uncommon as it would be in south dakota. people referring to themselves in 3rd person, quite regularly, is quite uncommon anywhere. i'm sorry you read my question. have a great day.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He looks very angry at the beer he's drinking.it's probably warm.

[timvp]

Um...

^^^^My bad I try to read as little of the Quattro as possible. That star track talk the other day killed it even deader than it was.

Props on me being right. Did you ever pay him? I heard that even if you win a case in small claims that it's close to impossible to get your money.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My bad I try to read as little of the Quattro as possible. That star track talk the other day killed it even deader than it was.

Props on me being right. Did you ever pay him? I heard that even if you win a case in small claims that it's close to impossible to get your money.

The court can't compel payment. He's never even approached me directly or indirectly about paying it. It's weird, though, it would have been simple for him to have it docked from my pay since I was still technically a state employee at the time.

[timvp]

:wtf

i didn't think my username being spanish would perplex anybody. especially for a team that's in a city where spanish is not as uncommon as it would be in south dakota. people referring to themselves in 3rd person, quite regularly, is quite uncommon anywhere. i'm sorry you read my question. have a great day.How do you say "asterisk this" in Spanish?

[CuckingFunt]

My bad I try to read as little of the Quattro as possible. That star track talk the other day killed it even deader than it was.

Props on me being right. Did you ever pay him? I heard that even if you win a case in small claims that it's close to impossible to get your money.I hope you at least read Melmart's earlier post. It was a thing of beauty.

[timvp]

The court can't compel payment. He's never even approached me directly or indirectly about paying it. It's weird, though, it would have been simple for him to have it docked from my pay since I was still technically a state employee at the time.I always knew blaze was gangstar.

[CuckingFunt]

How do you say "asterisk this" in Spanish?Asterisk-o this-o.






Duh.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How do you say "asterisk this" in Spanish?fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

[timvp]

I hope you at least read Melmart's earlier post. It was a thing of beauty.No what she say?

[timvp]

fuzzy wuzzy was a bearRacist.

Disrespecting a language :nope

[CuckingFunt]

No what she say?This. (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1946796&postcount=1227)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Racist.

Disrespecting a language :nopeViva Las Espuelas didn't mean to convey that message. Believe me, Viva Las Espuelas didn't.

[ashbeeigh]

jman may be a jerk but he is smart.

[peewee's lovechild]

Asterisk-o this-o.


That may just be right.

[peewee's lovechild]

Okay, so back to the cunt juice perfume . . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

jman may be a jerk but he is smart.

Shut the fuck up, ATRAIN!!!!!

[timvp]

This. (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1946796&postcount=1227)

Melmizzle let it rain. I'm gonna have to scroll back and look at the aftermath. I knew I couldn't be the only one upset with the star track talk.

"Do you have any of these star track dolls?"

"I have them all!"

"You do?"

"Yeah and they are all autographed in the crotch area!!!"

"Sweet!!!"

[midgetonadonkey]

I like timvp's Quattro appearances.

[CuckingFunt]

jman may be a jerk but he is smart.God damn, ashbeeigh, just throw out the fucking size so we can all move on.

[CuckingFunt]

I like timvp's Quattro appearances.Agreed.

[midgetonadonkey]

The thought of atrain showing jman her tits is quite disturbing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmizzle let it rain. I'm gonna have to scroll back and look at the aftermath. I knew I couldn't be the only one upset with the star track talk.

"Do you have any of these star track dolls?"

"I have them all!"

"You do?"

"Yeah and they are all autographed in the crotch area!!!"

"Sweet!!!"

I actually had Princess Lea autograph my crotch!!!

And, I even have one of her hair strands.
I picked it up off the floor.

I've been told that I'd get mad money for it at Ebay.

[ShoogarBear]

God damn, ashbeeigh, just throw out the fucking size so we can all move on.And since we're in full disclosure mode . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

The thought of atrain showing jman her tits is quite disturbing.

I'm a little repulsed at a giant, pink-nippled Atrain.

[CuckingFunt]

And since we're in full disclosure mode . . .42DD.

I've shared that before.

[peewee's lovechild]

42DD.

I've shared that before.

42-Motor Boating-DD.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd get lost in those.

[ashbeeigh]

God damn, ashbeeigh, just throw out the fucking size so we can all move on.

He was right. That's why I said he was smart.

[CuckingFunt]

He was right. That's why I said he was smart.Good.

Now let's never speak of ashbeeigh's titties again.

[midgetonadonkey]

Good.

Now let's never speak of ashbeeigh's titties again.

Thank God.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, about Ashbeeigh's titties . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Can we get a pic posted here?

[ORION]

We are having another team builder next week. what should we do ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Just here, it doesn't need to go to any other Forum.

[CuckingFunt]

So, about Ashbeeigh's titties . . .:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

We are having another team builder next week. what should we do ?

You guys should have an intense seminar on the impact of Ashbeeigh's/ATRAIN's titties.

[peewee's lovechild]

:pctoss

My curiousity knows no bounds.

[CuckingFunt]

We are having another team builder next week. what should we do ?Build teams.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

42DD.

I've shared that before.
whew...................................

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He was right. That's why I said he was smart.wow. 38DD's. you do have a good time taking a shower. you too, CF.

[peewee's lovechild]

wow. 38DD's. you do have a good time taking a shower. you too, CF.

I would very much enjoy to motor boat both of them at the same time.

I'd have to take a very deep breath of air first, though.

[CuckingFunt]

I would very much enjoy to motor boat both of them at the same time.

I'd have to take a very deep breath of air first, though.Fuck you for even suggesting such a thing.

You're making my horny go away again.

[ORION]

You guys should have an intense seminar on the impact of Ashbeeigh's/ATRAIN's titties.
that's possible. I will send an email to the team ....

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck you for even suggesting such a thing.

You're making my horny go away again.Yep, that's the way to make him stop.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I would very much enjoy to motor boat both of them at the same time.

I'd have to take a very deep breath of air first, though.(__@__)(__@__)


too small?

[CuckingFunt]

(__@__)(__@__)


too small?
( o Y o )


The line makes it look like they're sitting on a shelf.

[Das Texan]

Amazing discussion.

Why the fuck were we even talking about those titties?


Funt's though is fine to talk about. Motor boat paradise those would be.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Amazing discussion.

Why the fuck were we even talking about those titties?


Funt's though is fine to talk about. Motor boat paradise those would be.42DD's? that sounds like a workout.

[ashbeeigh]

I wear two bras when I go running...which has been twice in my life.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wear two bras when I go running...which has been twice in my life.i don't think that bit of info should've been revealed here in the quattro. with that being said, i'm sure there was a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

[Das Texan]

i think i'm going to be ill.

[CuckingFunt]

I wear two bras when I go running...which has been twice in my life.:wtf

Why not just invest in one good, supportive bra?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:wtf

Why not just invest in one good, supportive bra?i'm certain this is the gal to talk to about supportive bras, ashbeeigh.

[ORION]

when I was about 16 I had a job as a rides attendant. I was in a daze just looking out into the crowd not really focusing on anything but when I started to focus on what I was looking at it was a muslim woman all wrapped up except for her tit and she was breast feeding her child and she was starring right at me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

when I was about 16 I had a job as a rides attendant. I was in a daze just looking out into the crowd not really focusing on anything but when I started to focus on what I was looking at it was a muslim woman all wrapped up except for her tit and she was breast feeding her child and she was starring right at me.praise allah

[ORION]

praise allah
it was a nice boob

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw someone get arrested here in the library. For what? I don't know.

[sa_butta]

it was a nice boobDid you stand in line and wait your turn??

[ORION]

Did you stand in line and wait your turn??
I had just ate but she did not take kindly to the bib I just put on

[ORION]

I just saw someone get arrested here in the library. For what? I don't know.
you guys don't mess around when it comes to late fees

[ORION]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/videoouija/full/videoouija02.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I just saw someone get arrested here in the library. For what? I don't know.It was peewee, wasn't it?

[midgetonadonkey]

It was peewee, wasn't it?

I just found out it was. Apparently he threw a net over a little japanese chick and tried dragging her back to his car.

[peewee's lovechild]

Amazing discussion.

Why the fuck were we even talking about those titties?


Funt's though is fine to talk about. Motor boat paradise those would be.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes to the tenth power.

[midgetonadonkey]

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[peewee's lovechild]

I just found out it was. Apparently he threw a net over a little japanese chick and tried dragging her back to his car.

They let me go.
They said they understood.

But, they said that I need to quit with my Asian obsession.

[CuckingFunt]

I just found out it was. Apparently he threw a net over a little japanese chick and tried dragging her back to his car.I told him that was a bad idea.

Chloroform is so much quieter.

[peewee's lovechild]

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We need a troll called Ashbeeigh's Tits.

Or, ATRAIN's Tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I told him that was a bad idea.

Chloroform is so much quieter.

I like it when the have a little "fight" in them.

The chloroform makes them look comatose.
Chicks in a coma aren't any fun.
Believe me, I know.

[ALVAREZ6]

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

We need a troll called Ashbeeigh's Tits.

Or, ATRAIN's Tits.i'm sure someone is working on that as we type.

[ashbeeigh]

We need a troll called Ashbeeigh's Tits.


Last I heard the trolls were working on "assbeeigh" as a troll. I thought about making it myself, but I would out myself way too easily. It would be worst trolling job, ever.

[Squid]

Last I heard the trolls were working on "assbeeigh" as a troll. I thought about making it myself, but I would out myself way too easily. It would be worst trolling job, ever.

It can't be any worse than your ATRAIN troll. That one is lame.

[ALVAREZ6]

WTF is up with the quattro?


It's supposed to be a fast-paced thread, yet my post from 2 and a half hours ago is still on this page.



WEAK

[Squid]

I'd rather have it like this rather than have atrain/ashbeeigh in here begging for friends.

[ALVAREZ6]

I want you to make an adult film inking on some punani

[Squid]

That is an incredible idea. Squid porn.

[Squid]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/asian-squid-porn.jpg

[marini martini]

WTF is up with the quattro?


It's supposed to be a fast-paced thread, yet my post from 2 and a half hours ago is still on this page.



WEAK

I can't believe how nice you are when you come into the club :lol :lol :lol

[Mister Sinister]

I just found out it was. Apparently he threw a net over a little japanese chick and tried dragging her back to his car.
The fucking idiot. You don't use nets for Japanese schoolgirls! You use tentacles! Haven't you fuckers seen any hentai?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not sure which show is better. Scrubs or Friends?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I just read that Natalie Portman is supposed to get nekkid in her next movie. Some short film.

[Jekka]

So I just read that Natalie Portman is supposed to get nekkid in her next movie. Some short film.
The guy that writes egotastic.com was talking about it a couple days ago - it's called Hotel Chevalier and it's the short film that's supposed to come before Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited.

He's pretty reliable for this stuff, he makes his living off of posting bikini pictures, so I have faith he checked his sources. The naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens he posted today turned out to be real, her publicist verified it.

[O-Factor]

So I just read that Natalie Portman is supposed to get nekkid in her next movie. Some short film.

Nice, and link please.

[ashbeeigh]

He's pretty reliable for this stuff, he makes his living off of posting bikini pictures, so I have faith he checked his sources. The naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens he posted today turned out to be real, her publicist verified it.

:rollseyes She is dumber then a sack of rocks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3052123&l=http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Natalie-Portman-Naked-For-Wes-Anderson-6272.html

[timvp]

Dam it can someone in here go get me a diet dr. pepper out of the fridge.

Thanks.

[Mister Sinister]

So, I went on Wikipedia to read their article on bisexuality, just for shits and giggles, and there was a list of bisexual people on there. I saw Rock Hudson, James Dean, and Marlon Brando on that list. I want to call shenanigans on it, but...eh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought Rock Hudson admitted his sexuality shortly before his death.

[Mister Sinister]

I didn't check in-depth. Just read the list. Freddie Mercury's on there, too.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, and Cary Grant was on there too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought Freddie Mercury came out and said he was gay when he announced he had AIDS.

[Mister Sinister]

The source on Freddie was a biography, so....I 'unno. Doesn't change the fact that Freddie=WIN.

[jman3000]

haha... damn im good. i guess i do remember them pretty well

[jman3000]

thanks for the pictures.

[Kori Ellis]

Are you on some drunken posting spree?

[batman2883]

kori ellis should shut her mouth when talking to quattro posters

[ATRAIN]

whats up batman? Promoting anything cool anytime soon?

[batman2883]

yessir medusa lounge starting next friday come out and pay a visit bro

[batman2883]

kori ellis should shut her mouth when talking to quattro posters
just some food for thought

[ATRAIN]

yessir medusa lounge starting next friday come out and pay a visit bro


where is medusa lounge?

[sa_butta]

yessir medusa lounge starting next friday come out and pay a visit broDo you have a link? What do they play on Fridays? and what are the drink specials?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/asian-squid-porn.jpg


Why does this picture turn me on so much?

[sa_butta]

Actually Saturdays are better for me, I have to be at work on Saturdays at 7am. Im off Sun/Mon.

[sa_butta]

Why does this picture turn me on so much?
Cuz you like octopussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

kori ellis should shut her mouth when talking to quattro posters

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

[peewee's lovechild]

I won $200 on VBookie.

I made VBookie my biatch!!

[batman2883]

where is medusa lounge?
its downtown right next to zinc, across from the hardrock cafe

[batman2883]

Do you have a link? What do they play on Fridays? and what are the drink specials?
My dj's will play everything, drink specials are geared more to get ladies out there, its $1 wells till 11pm, and $2 woo woo shots and $3 appletini's all night.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

thanks for the pictures.WHAT?!

[ATRAIN]

its downtown right next to zinc, across from the hardrock cafe


Oh ok cool, yeah I might make it out again. I had fun last time I was out there. What kind of music?

[CuckingFunt]

Why does this picture turn me on so much?
Because you're a sick fuck?

[ORION]

its downtown right next to zinc, across from the hardrock cafe
Its a gay bar down on 9th. Aren't you glad we're thanking the Lord for a nautically themed gay bar

[ashbeeigh]

appletini light on the tini.

[TheZackAttack!]

Why does this picture turn me on so much?

Because someone like you(someone who doesn't get laid very much, if at all) gets turned on by the weirdest shit.

[ORION]

appletini light on the tini.
I've been craving a big salty margarita for a while

[ashbeeigh]

I've been craving a big salty margarita for a while

Don't you get beer today?

[ATRAIN]

Because someone like you(someone who doesn't get laid very much, if at all) gets turned on by the weirdest shit.


Watch out Zack pee weak and his little partner in crime might start comparing you to someone else on ST and using their name in their quotes, how clever huh?

[ATRAIN]

I've been craving a big salty margarita for a while


Do you guys have Trudy's in San Antonio?

[ashbeeigh]

Do you guys have Trudy's in San Antonio?
Hey smarty pants, he's in NB.

[Mister Sinister]

Hey smarty pants, he's in NB.
Smarty pants?

[ATRAIN]

Hey smarty pants, he's in NB.


How am I supposed to know that I dont keep tabs on everyone, plus thats close enough to SA!!

[ORION]

Do you guys have Trudy's in San Antonio?
yeah I'm in New Braunfels but I've lived in SA and I have never heard of Trudy's. Is it next to Facts of Life