Free Quattro Razor (7)

[ATRAIN]

Im buzzing right how i should talk about Filmoe and how I want to kill him but oh yeah wait pee weak did that already.........Filmoe since you owend pee wee.....your cool in my book now

filmoe >>>>>>>>> pee weak

[atxrocker]

also, the hot portman and rising christenson deserve more praise than they have received for their part in it all. to totally dismiss them is just completely unfair.

[Mister Sinister]

on the star wars topic.. .HUGE fan of the originals but still appreciate the recent ones despite their weaknesses. it's obvious that lucas wanted to tie up loose ends and produce some backstory that coulda been better. still, i think that those who critique it just needa adapt and accept what you get.
Episode 1: Liam Neeson and Darth Maul. Bong.

Episode 2: Yoda fighting.

Episode 3: ZOMG VADER!!!!1111111111111111

[monosylab1k]

also, the hot portman and rising christenson deserve more praise than they have received for their part in it all. to totally dismiss them is just completely unfair.
i'll give portman her due, she was very good and smokin hot, but hayden christenson did nothing except portray the most badass movie villain ever as some whiny teenage douche. Darth Vader is forever ruined since now we all know he's just some crying little pussy emo faggot. this is one case where learning his back story really killed his evil mystique.

[timvp]

The Quattro has hit an all-time new low. Star track talk in the quattro? WTF has happened to this thread.

:lol @ internet gangstas being star track fans.

[O-Factor]

Funny how you haven't posted in here the entire time I was gone, and now that I am back, you post, but only in reply to me. But no, you are not obsessed. Not at all.

How do you know that? So what, you go back and look at every post I make...thats quite pathetic and sad. Who is obsessed with who now? :nutkick:

[Spock]

The Quattro has hit an all-time new low. Star track talk in the quattro? WTF has happened to this thread.

:lol @ internet gangstas being star track fans.

Nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shitload of illogical humans.

[KEDA]

the quattro is a complete abomination of what it once was.


this new quattro is pure shit, like diarrhea of the keyboard.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Quattro has hit an all-time new low. Star track talk in the quattro? WTF has happened to this thread.

:lol @ internet gangstas being star track fans.

I will rip your heart out with a fork and feed it to the sewer rats.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im buzzing right how i should tell Filmoe and how I want to my cock up his ass, but I also want to suck on pee weak's cock .........Filmoe since you probably sucked on pee wee's cock.....your cool in my book now

filmoe >>>>>>>>> pee weak

Why don't you two just fuck each other already.

[ashbeeigh]

the quattro is a complete abomination of what it once was.


this new quattro is pure shit, like diarrhea of the keyboard.

You're just jealous they stopped talking about your balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

- You like getting fucked by the King?!?!?

- Oh, yea!!! Fuck me your majesty, fuck me!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

You're just jealous they stopped talking about your balls.

You spoke of someone's balls?

[peewee's lovechild]

"Someone pass the fucking asparagus!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

"I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit."

[TheQuattro]

It is what it is and never was.

[peewee's lovechild]

"I wanted to show my girlfriend your Nazi plate."

[peewee's lovechild]

Thora Birch has great tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wes Bentley should have been Spiderman.

[Richard Cranium]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Richard Cranium]

I need a big gulp

[Richard Cranium]

Time to hit up Valero.

[Richard Cranium]

Toby IS Spiderman.

[leemajors]

i'll give portman her due, she was very good and smokin hot, but hayden christenson did nothing except portray the most badass movie villain ever as some whiny teenage douche. Darth Vader is forever ruined since now we all know he's just some crying little pussy emo faggot. this is one case where learning his back story really killed his evil mystique.
i did enjoy watching him burn, outside of jar jar that was the highlight of the new ones.

[Mister Sinister]

Did anyone else think Spiderman 3 was a godawful piece of shit?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did anyone else think Spiderman 3 was a godawful piece of shit?ji wouldn't be that harsh, but the first one was the best movie

[angel_luv]

Attention Pee Wee Star Wars Merchandise on sale on the Home Shopping Network.

Star Wars replica cookie jars- Yoda, C3PO, and a Storm Trooper.
$49.90 each plus $7 shipping and handling .

Lots of other stuff too. :)

http://i15.tinypic.com/6767tie.jpg

[atxrocker]

The Quattro has hit an all-time new low. Star track talk in the quattro? WTF has happened to this thread.




funny, i thought that had happened way back when ashbeigh started posting massive amounts of bullshit in this thread.

[Fillmoe]

:lol @ internet gangstas being star track fans.


http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/ether.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

the quattro is a complete abomination of what it once was.


this new quattro is pure shit, like diarrhea of the keyboard.

I agree. ATrain pussed this thread up. Ashbeeigh just turned it into shit.

Was it fun pissing on ashbeeigh?

[T Park]

:lol

Why does everyone shit on Ashbeeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol

Why does everyone shit on Ashbeeigh?

Only Keda does that. She is his own personal toilet.

[Mister Sinister]

Can't believe how many fuckin' perverts we got in here.

[midgetonadonkey]

I dropped my phone in a bucket of water. They want $50 to get a new one. Fuck that. I got the phone free. Why would I pay $50 for another one. I'll just use my old one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking Sprint.

[midgetonadonkey]

I told the girl at the Sprint store to suck my balls. I was pissed. They told me I could get a new phone if they couldn't repair mine. She gave me some bullshit about how they can't. I was angry. They also let 2 people that came in before me in line ahead of me. I had a good reason to be pissed.

[ashbeeigh]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

[midgetonadonkey]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

What are you gonna do, piss on it? No thanks.

[midgetonadonkey]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

What are you gonna do, annoy it back to work?

[midgetonadonkey]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

What are you gonna do, shoot a laser at it from your lazy eye?

[midgetonadonkey]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

What are you gonna do, put it on your couch with you while you watch a 7th Heaven marathon?

[midgetonadonkey]

freeze your phone midge. It'll bring it back to life. No joke.

What are you gonna do, ask Jesus to fix it for me?

[midgetonadonkey]

That's all I have.

[ashbeeigh]

That's all I have.

I don't know what it does, but it works. I've had a lot of friends do it before. Save yourself the $50 and freeze the phone overnight.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ashbeeigh is more religious than WThePresident himself.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh is more religious than WThePresident himself.

Did you know his home church is Highland Park UMC? Yeah. Indeed. Right in front of SMU.

[T Park]

Can't believe how many fuckin' perverts we got in here.

You aint seen nothin yet :lol

[T Park]

Did you know his home church is Highland Park UMC? Yeah. Indeed. Right in front of SMU

pish posh

everyone knows that its horrible to have a president that goes to church.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

But totally acceptable to have a president that uses religion to gain votes and justify his actions.

[midgetonadonkey]

What happened to seperation of church and state?

[2Blonde]

My daughter always just blow dries her phone. She's been thrown in the pool with it and gotten it wet in the shower???!!!! Not sure I want the details on that one. :rolleyes
After she blow dries it she lets it sit out for a day or two to completely dry out.

[Mister Sinister]

What happened to seperation of church and state?
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/jesus_jeezus.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's not that I have writer's block, it's that I have writer's lazy.

I have 68 words of roughly 500-550 written for a feature due pretty much when my editor gets into the office tomorrow.

Blech.

[Trainwreck2100]

sometimes less is more

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

sometimes less is more

You'd think so, but then that leaves a big hole on the page.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just wrote 12 more words and completed the graf I had stopped on midway.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

20 more words. Total 100.

[Trainwreck2100]

You'd think so, but then that leaves a big hole on the page.

good, more ad space

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

good, more ad space

Gotta sell it first.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And BTW, after a nice shower, a bottle of water, scouring for two-week old X-country results and thinking what I might do with various payouts from my fantasy baseball league, I've added another 70 words to bring my total to 170.

[peewee's lovechild]

Attention Pee Wee Star Wars Merchandise on sale on the Home Shopping Network.

Star Wars replica cookie jars- Yoda, C3PO, and a Storm Trooper.
$49.90 each plus $7 shipping and handling .

Lots of other stuff too. :)

http://i15.tinypic.com/6767tie.jpg

Already got them.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/jesus_jeezus.jpg

Shagia, this is brilliant.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sleepy this morning.

And the Jesus vs. Jeezus 'toon made me laugh bunches.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sleepy this morning.

And the Jesus vs. Jeezus 'toon made me laugh bunches.

I'm beyond sleepy.

I've already had two "Energy" Vitamin waters and it's not living up to the hype.

[CuckingFunt]

I was going to go to sleep early last night, and I got into bed at a fairly respectable hour, but I ended up awake until almost 2:00 AM.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was going to go to sleep early last night, and I got into bed at a fairly respectable hour, but I ended up awake until almost 2:00 AM.

I was supposed to use my extended weekend to catch up on sleep, but I ended up working on Sunday and sleeping extremely late each day.

I'm paying the price for it now.

[ORION]

I love BBQ

[CuckingFunt]

My living room is rather spectacularly littered with cat toys this morning. Someone must have had her own private party last night.

[CuckingFunt]

I love BBQI do, as well. Though it doesn't sound particularly appealing this early in the morning.

[ORION]

I do, as well. Though it doesn't sound particularly appealing this early in the morning.
I brought left overs to work and I can't wait to eat it. I hope this doesn't make my day go by slower

[CuckingFunt]

I went to the store last night and bought the makings for a fantastic breakfast, but now I'm not hungry. I hate when that happens.

[ORION]

My living room is rather spectacularly littered with cat toys this morning. Someone must have had her own private party last night.
some how I can see a cat calling their friends at night. "Hey I got a new toy mouse with some columbian cat nip, come over and we will attack it together and after that we can walk in between my owner's legs and make her fall"

[CuckingFunt]

some how I can see a cat calling their friends at night. "Hey I got a new toy mouse with some columbian cat nip, come over and we will attack it together and after that we can walk in between my owner's legs and make her fall"My cat has no friends, but the thought process is accurate.

[ORION]

My cat has no friends, but the thought process is accurate.
you know what would be funny If some cats thought other cats were nerds and they don't want to hang around them. I wonder if there are dorky cats? Or if a cat doesn't want to mate with another cat because she mated with his best friend last time or if one of the cats was fat ?

[CuckingFunt]

you know what would be funny If some cats thought other cats were nerds and they don't want to hang around them. I wonder if there are dorky cats? Or if a cat doesn't want to mate with another cat because she mated with his best friend last time or if one of the cats was fat ?If life is like the cartoons, and I like to think that it is, this is exactly what happens.

[batman2883]

zinc makes the best mojitos in the world

[batman2883]

i have a lovely bunch of coconuts bubale boo
there they are astounding as can be

[ORION]

If life is like the cartoons, and I like to think that it is, this is exactly what happens.
I would give anything to speak Cat and hear what they have to say.

[CuckingFunt]

I would give anything to speak Cat and hear what they have to say.I know someone who thought she could.

She was certifiably crazy.

[batman2883]

jason do me a huge favor and come down to san antonio next friday for a night on the town with the dudes!!!!!

[ORION]

jason do me a huge favor and come down to san antonio next friday for a night on the town with the dudes!!!!!
whoa I don't know what vibe you picked up off me but I'm not that way.

[ORION]

I know someone who thought she could.

She was certifiably crazy.
or was she ?????

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

After saying "Screw it" and going to bed shortly thereafter, I slept until about 9:30 a.m. when I got up and have now written 422 words.

Not that much longer and I can be done with this feature that's not really good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of shit on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of shit on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.

Fuck, I thought that was you.

[ORION]

Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of shit on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.
I bet it has PeeWee written all over it

[peewee's lovechild]

Some dude just came up to check a book a few minutes ago.

He was wearing a Tool T-shirt and was wearing black nail polish on his fingernails.

Why?

[peewee's lovechild]

I remember when I was a teenager, some of the guys I hung out with wore eyeliner.

It was a hair band thing.

[angel_luv]

Already got them.


You have all the Star Wars cookie jars? What other Star Wars collectables do you have?


I should never have watched any of that program.
Last night I dreamt I was fighting off Darth Vader and a crew of bad guys with- you guessed it, light sabers!

Weird thing was, I was protecting ( among other things) a herd of sheep. :wtf

I was awesome though. Won by a landslide. :)

[angel_luv]

Some dude just came up to check a book a few minutes ago.

He was wearing a Tool T-shirt and was wearing black nail polish on his fingernails.

Why?


At least he reads. :)

[CuckingFunt]

or was she ?????She walked her cats on a leash like dogs.

So, yes, she was.

[ORION]

I went to the Parade of Homes this weekend. How can someone live in one of those homes?

[ORION]

She walked her cats on a leash like dogs.

So, yes, she was.
what if the cats developed some mind control or what if the cats told her " Hey I really like it when you walk me on a leash"

[CuckingFunt]

what if the cats developed some mind control or what if the cats told her " Hey I really like it when you walk me on a leash"Those poor cats looked horribly embarrassed. And scared.

[ORION]

Those poor cats looked horribly embarrassed. And scared.
cats are funny. I love it when they stick their arm under a door and wave it back and forth. It looks like they are trying to unlock it from the other side.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have all the Star Wars cookie jars? What other Star Wars collectables do you have?


I should never have watched any of that program.
Last night I dreamt I was fighting off Darth Vader and a crew of bad guys with- you guessed it, light sabers!

Weird thing was, I was protecting ( among other things) a herd of sheep. :wtf

I was awesome though. Won by a landslide. :)

I've got all the cookie jars, most of the action figures (OT & NT), all of the books (including a signed copy of the Attack of The Clones novel by R.A. Salvatore), and several other signed memorabilia.

The question is:
Why sheep?

[peewee's lovechild]

I had three slices of Midge's chocolate cheesecake.

It was like having an orgy in my mouth.

It was like having sex with a Hershey's bar.

It was like swimming in a sea of chocolate mousse.

It was orgasmic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope Midge didn't put his dick in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hope Midge didn't put his dick in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.

Midge wasn't kidding when he said it was orgasmic.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope Midge didn't put his dick in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.

That's my secret ingredient. Fresh smegma. I stir the batter with my dick until all the smegma is gone.

[ORION]

That's my secret ingredient. Fresh smegma. I stir the batter with my dick until all the smegma is gone.
I hope you put a hair net on your balls. You don't want to get hair in it

[ashbeeigh]

I hope you put a hair net on your balls. You don't want to get hair in it

a la She's All That.

[ashbeeigh]

my cat is going on a tear around the the house because he can't go outside. It makes me laugh.

[ORION]

a la She's All That.
never seen it

[ashbeeigh]

never seen it

6:09 in the video. It's a good reference even if you can't see the video.

[ashbeeigh]

And JB can translate.

[ORION]

Well, then never mind. It was a good reference though.
sounded like it

[angel_luv]

I've got all the cookie jars, most of the action figures (OT & NT), all of the books (including a signed copy of the Attack of The Clones novel by R.A. Salvatore), and several other signed memorabilia.

The question is:
Why sheep?

Wow, you are quite the collector.

About the sheep, :lol I have no idea.

[ShoogarBear]

Some dude just came up to check a book a few minutes ago.

He was wearing a Tool T-shirt and was wearing black nail polish on his fingernails.

Why?Maybe he's trying out for next year's Big Brother.

[ShoogarBear]

I went to the Parade of Homos this weekend. Why must you use such derogatory terms?

[Richard Cranium]

Is the Parade of Homes already open?

[Richard Cranium]

They got some awesome homes that make mine look like a shack.

[ORION]

They got some awesome homes that make mine look like a shack.
They had homes there that make the houses on MTV cribs look like shacks

[ORION]

1Billups1 how was your labor day ?

[ShoogarBear]

Eat shit, ORION.

That wasn't very nice.

[ORION]

That wasn't very nice.
:hungry:

[ORION]

1Billups1 ..............DRAW !


http://www.math.ku.edu/~evanvleck/yosemite.gif

[Fixed]

I remember when I was a teenager, some of the guys I sucked off with wore eyeliner.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol @ Fixed troll.

I see great things for him ahead.

[TheThinkingMan]

:lol @ Fixed troll.

I see great things for him ahead.

I think you are correct.

[ShoogarBear]

Why is TheThinkingMan a Blazers fan?

[ShoogarBear]

And I want to see a Fixed vs. Tim Donaghy flame war.

[TheThinkingMan]

Why is TheThinkingMan a Blazers fan?

I don't know what I was thinking.

[ORION]

I am F-ing bored

[ShoogarBear]

Go look down some co-workers' blouses.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is his name "Fixed" because his parents had him fixed?

They probably have his little baby balls in a jar.

[ORION]

Go look down some co-workers' blouses.
I already did. They are covered up today for some reason. Thats why I am bored. Plus I just lost by 2 points playing NFL Blitz

[ORION]

1Billups1 do you think you can beat me in NFL Blitz..........probably not

[CuckingFunt]

That's my secret ingredient. Fresh smegma. I stir the batter with my dick until all the smegma is gone.That seems rather counterproductive.

[ORION]

it's so quite in hear I can hear a mouse fart

[midgetonadonkey]

I farted a mouse once.

[ORION]

I farted a mouse once.
did it come out wet or dry ?

[Fixed]

I farted a mouse once, then stuck it up pee wee's ass!

[ashbeeigh]

Oh man. When did it switch from H.A.L. making this thread to me? That's almost as exciting as the chance of a thunderstorm not caused by ORION's flatulence.

[CuckingFunt]

:wtf

[Das Texan]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.


Have I missed anything recently?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.


Have I missed anything recently?Nope.

[Das Texan]

Nope.



so basically same old shit.


cool!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.Even though it's only 7:30 here, I could EASILY go to be right now if I didn't have to wait for laundry to finish. I'm exhausted.

[Das Texan]

Even though it's only 7:30 here, I could EASILY go to be right now if I didn't have to wait for laundry to finish. I'm exhausted.


Doing laundry is one of those things I truly abhor.

[CuckingFunt]

Doing laundry is one of those things I truly abhor.I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.

[Das Texan]

I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.


that does suck more. How I hated going to the laundromat becuase the laundry center in my complex was gayer than Richard Simmons.

[CuckingFunt]

that does suck more. How I hated going to the laundromat becuase the laundry center in my complex was gayer than Richard Simmons.The laundry room here really isn't that bad, and I've only once even encountered anyone else in there, I just hate it because I'd been so spoiled for so long.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once had sex in a laundromat.

I've never sweated as much in years.

[ATRAIN]

I once had sex in a laundromat.

I've never sweated as much in years.


were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?

[Mister Sinister]

were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?
Lulz.

[ATRAIN]

Lulz.


?? wtf is lulz?

[Fillmoe]

HOMO version of LOL

[ORION]

I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.
what is the difference between Batman's mom and a washing machine ?

[peewee's lovechild]

were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?

No, that was the time your dad walked in on your mother and me.

That bitch sure do know how to give head.

[ATRAIN]

No, that was the time your dad walked in on your mother and me.

That bitch sure do know how to give head.


Weak just like you......but then again ive come to expect it from you PEE WEAK


FILMOE >>>>> PEE WEAK

[CuckingFunt]

Why is my water taking so long to boil?

[ATRAIN]

Why is my water taking so long to boil?


is the stove on?

[ORION]

Why is my water taking so long to boil?
did you stir the water first ?

[CuckingFunt]

is the stove on?:flipoff

Yes. And the water finally boiled.

I am now enjoying a hot and delicious (and very strong) cup of coffee.

[ATRAIN]

:flipoff

Yes. And the water finally boiled.

I am now enjoying a hot and delicious (and very strong) cup of coffee.


I want some nice hot tea........but im being lazy. What kind of coffee do you drink?

[CuckingFunt]

I want some nice hot tea........but im being lazy. What kind of coffee do you drink?I don't have loyalties to any one particular brand. Right now I have a bag of Starbucks' Breakfast Blend.

[ATRAIN]

I don't have loyalties to any one particular brand. Right now I have a bag of Starbucks' Breakfast Blend.


How do you take it? Black like your Men? HAHAH sorry couldnt help it thats my fav line from Airplane!!!

[CuckingFunt]

How do you take it?

I like REALLY strong coffee with a ton of sugar and half & half.

[ATRAIN]

I like REALLY strong coffee with a ton of sugar and half & half.


I could use a Mocha from Starbucks right now.

[ORION]

I'd rather drink an energy drink maybe 2

[ATRAIN]

I'd rather drink an energy drink maybe 2


what kind?

[ashbeeigh]

Don't have too many energy drinks ORION, you'll go toxic on your B vitamins. Read the warning labels. You too ATRAIN.


"Thanks mom."

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't have too many energy drinks ORION, you'll go toxic on your B vitamins. Read the warning labels. You too ATRAIN.


"Thanks mom."GO FIND A JOB, BOLILLA!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Don't have too many energy drinks ORION, you'll go toxic on your B vitamins. Read the warning labels. You too ATRAIN.


"Thanks mom."


how many is too many?

[ShoogarBear]

Why is my water taking so long to boil?Is this a euphemism?

[ShoogarBear]

Black like your Men? :tu

[ShoogarBear]

a ton of sugar and half & half.:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

[QUOTE=ATRAIN]I could use a strong cup of Fillmoe's cock right about now./QUOTE]

[ATRAIN]

[QUOTE=ATRAIN]I could use a strong cup of Fillmoe's cock right about now./QUOTE]


learn how to quote fucktard

[TheSanityAnnex]

I hate when people don't know how to quote someone.

[ATRAIN]

[QUOTE=ATRAIN]I could use a strong cup of Fillmoe's cock right about now./QUOTE]


U Mad?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't get white guys with dredlocks.

That's just fucking stupid.

[ATRAIN]

I hate when people don't know how to quote someone.


First it was his first beer, now his first quote.......Pee Weak is getting all his firsts out of the way

[peewee's lovechild]

learn how to quote fucktard

It was still a good quote ATARD.

[peewee's lovechild]

First it was his first beer, now his first quote.......Pee Weak is getting all his firsts out of the way

Just like the first time I banged your mother.

She really is quite skilled.

[peewee's lovechild]

U Mad?

Now you're talking like that monkey?

[ATRAIN]

It was still a good quote ATARD.

Not really cause I didnt say that, where is that Fixed troll when we need him!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate when people don't know how to quote someone.

I hate when supposed straight guys have a prominent picture of another man on their sig.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not really cause I didnt say that, where is that Fixed troll when we need him!!

He's probably behind you with his cock up your ass.

[ATRAIN]

Just like the first time I banged your mother.

She really is quite skilled.


HA pee weak your slipping in your responses you used to be so sharp, lay off the cock sucking or dont take it so hard i think the jamming in your head is affecting your brain.

[Fixed]

He's probably behind you with his cock up your ass but I wish he was giving it to me, I just love to get pounded in the ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

lay off the cock sucking or dont take it so hard i think the jamming in your head is affecting your brain.

You seem to have an intricate knowledge of the cock sucking science.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love that ATRAIN is my new fuck buddy.

[ATRAIN]

You seem to have an intricate knowledge of the cock sucking science.


YOUR mom taught me well.......she would explain what she was doing to me...I then knew I would never have any better. I love it when she takes her teeth out.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ultrasound-teeth-news-1.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

YOUR mom taught me well.......she would explain what she was doing to me...I then knew I would never have any better. I love it when she takes her teeth out.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ultrasound-teeth-news-1.jpg

I love how your mother's pussy is so loose.

I wager that she's been fucked by the entire state of Texas.
That's quite a load.

Hey, do you even know who your father is?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Fixed and Fillmoe (F&F) take turns ramming ATRAIN's asshole, or if they just go front and back.

[peewee's lovechild]

Then again, ATURD has a cunt . . . so they probably tear that shit up too.

[ATRAIN]

I love how your mother's pussy is so loose.

I wager that she's been fucked by the entire state of Texas.
That's quite a load.

Hey, do you even know who your father is?


WEAK WEAK WEAK your getting pointless to talk to like Ashbeeigh

[peewee's lovechild]

WEAK WEAK WEAK your getting pointless to talk to like Ashbeeigh

Weak is your mother's asshole.
That's probably where you get it from.

It was probably tight at one time.
But now, sadly, there's just no fun in it anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still maintain, ATrain=Ashbeeigh.

[ATRAIN]

I still maintain, ATrain=Ashbeeigh.


LOL fuck you midge!!

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL fuck you midge!!

Typical ashbeeigh response.

[ATRAIN]

Typical ashbeeigh response.


I really hate you for that!! You will see when I go down to SA that im not that stupid ho!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Hi. I'm ATRAIN. Not very many of you may know me, with the exception of Fillmoe and Fixed. Mmmmmmm, Fixed. I just love that piece of man flesh. I love how he's at my becon call. He's my hero. Well, back to me.

I enjoy watching sunsets and walking on the shore of a beautiful beach. My favorite movie is Funny Girl, although I love Beaches too. I enjoy the warm embrace of a big muscular man. But, I prefer the lower extremeties of the male anatomy.

Especially . . . man feet. I love nothing more than to put some man feet on my mouth. Mmmmm, I'm getting aroused just thinking of this.

I also like to post on Spurs Talk. I like posting all sorts of random gay shit. I'm hoping someone besides Fillmoe and Fixed notice me. Don't get me wrong, I love the "special" attention I get from them . . . but, I like to change things up a bit.

I sometimes get worked up and argue against some of the posters at Spurs Talk. But, I like to come at them with solid come backs like "you're weak" and "you're mean". I might even through a "you're silly", but I reserve that for special occasions.

Soooo, anyway, whatever.

I'm getting busy at work and I have to let this go.

If you find me interesting, and would like to join up with Fillmoe, Fixed, and myself . . . you know where to find me!!

[ATRAIN]

hahahah damn that must have taken you a long time....does your head hurt now?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if ATRAIN's titties are as huge as Ashbeeigh's.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I still maintain, ATrain=Ashbeeigh.hmmmm. i never got that impression. sounds interesting and possible.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if ATRAIN's titties are as huge as Ashbeeigh's.


Dont have titties sorry

[peewee's lovechild]

does your head hurt now?

It does.
Your mom's one rough bitch.

You need to get her to stop using her teeth.
I'm not gonna be cool with that for much longer.

[ATRAIN]

hmmmm. i never got that impression. sounds interesting and possible.


Its not true, midge has his head so far up pee weaks ass that they come up with the same stupid theories and remarks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dont have titties sorry

An udder perhaps?

[Fillmoe]

pee wee is still mad? this homo yell my name more than my bitch......

[ATRAIN]

It does.
Your mom's one rough bitch.

You need to get her to stop using her teeth.
I'm not gonna be cool with that for much longer.


She told me she is just trying to rape you the way your daddy did!! From what I hear thats almost impossible to do again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Its not true, midge has his head so far up pee weaks ass that they come up with the same stupid theories and remarks.

Actually, he has his head up your mother's ass.

He's here too.

Must I go over your mother's loose ass again?

[ATRAIN]

An udder perhaps?

udder??? Dude your just going further and further down..you should have stopped with the "quote" that was funny.......this is just plain stupid.

[peewee's lovechild]

pee wee is still mad? this homo yell my name more than my bitch......

Come to rescue your gay boy ATRAIN??

Awwwww, that's just cute.

[ATRAIN]

resorting to yo momma jokes = 12 year old, acne covered virgin who hits on every girl or guy that only he believes is a girl. (aka Pee wee)

[peewee's lovechild]

udder??? Dude your just going further and further down..you should have stopped with the "quote" that was funny.......this is just plain stupid.

Udder:

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English uder; akin to Old High German utar udder, Latin uber, Greek outhar, Sanskrit udhar
1 : a large pendulous organ consisting of two or more mammary glands enclosed in a common envelope and each provided with a single nipple -- see COW illustration
2 : MAMMARY GLAND

[Fillmoe]

Yah, you mentioning my name 15 times had nothing to do with it. I came here for the sole purpose of "rescuing" ATRAIN.

[ATRAIN]

Udder:

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English uder; akin to Old High German utar udder, Latin uber, Greek outhar, Sanskrit udhar
1 : a large pendulous organ consisting of two or more mammary glands enclosed in a common envelope and each provided with a single nipple -- see COW illustration
2 : MAMMARY GLAND

I KNOW what the fuck a udder is, just wasnt funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

resorting to yo momma jokes = 12 year old, acne covered virgin who hits on every girl or guy that only he believes is a girl. (aka Pee wee)

You mad?

[Fillmoe]

Main Entry: 1fun·ny
Pronunciation: 'f&-nE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fun·ni·er; -est
1 a : affording light mirth and laughter : AMUSING b : seeking or intended to amuse : FACETIOUS

[peewee's lovechild]

Yah, you mentioning my name 15 times had nothing to do with it. I came here for the sole purpose of "rescuing" ATRAIN.

Glad it came "out", so to speak.

[ATRAIN]

You mad?


Mad??? Nah your shit is weak!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Main Entry: 1fun·ny
Pronunciation: 'f&-nE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fun·ni·er; -est
1 a : affording light mirth and laughter : AMUSING b : seeking or intended to amuse : FACETIOUS

Fillmoe:

Main Entry: fill-moe
Pronunciation: fillmoe
Function: Gay boy savior

1a: Pre-pubescent teen who thinks he's black.
1b: Gay teen ager who thinks he's black.

[ORION]

Don't have too many energy drinks ORION, you'll go toxic on your B vitamins. Read the warning labels. You too ATRAIN.


"Thanks mom."
the "B" stands for Badass. You can't have too much Badass in you !

[ATRAIN]

the "B" stands for Badass. You can't have too much Badass in you !


Assbeeigh wants some badass in her........in fact she wants anything in her.....well since we are on the topic pee wee wants anything inside him too!!

[ORION]

I like me the No Fear. One time I tried that Steven Segal enegry drink .....it tasted like a sack full of assholes

[ATRAIN]

I like me the No Fear. One time I tried that Steven Segal enegry drink .....it tasted like a sack full of assholes


Why would you even try that one?

[ORION]

Why would you even try that one?
just to say I tried it but then I started to get fat and my hair grew long into a pony tail. after that I wanted to kick some drug dealers ass

[ATRAIN]

just to say I tried it but then I started to get fat and my hair grew long into a pony tail. after that I wanted to kick some drug dealers ass


LMAO sweet hope they make a Van Damm drink

[ShoogarBear]

I like me the No Fear. One time I tried that Steven Segal enegry drink .....it tasted like a sack full of assholesAnd you know this . . . how?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get white guys with dredlocks.

That's just fucking stupid.There's a ton of them where I live. Girls, too.

I have class with a hippie white chick who wears her hair in dreds, but has the blown out 1980's bangs that you KNOW had to have taken two hours with a curling iron and a can of Aqua Net to get just perfect. The contradiction is staggering, and sometimes makes it difficult to focus on the lecture.

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO, I remember when 10 came out in the 80s, and every white chick tried getting braids.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Funt, I was looking at Best Buy.com a little while ago and yeah your right Grindhouse is coming out as 2 movies. Do you think they will release 1 together around Xmas time maybe?

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Funt, I was looking at Best Buy.com a little while ago and yeah your right Grindhouse is coming out as 2 movies. Do you think they will release 1 together around Xmas time maybe?Plans to release it as one film aren't even certain yet, but if it comes out it definitely won't be as soon as that. Death Proof comes out this month, Planet Terror next month and Grindhouse... who knows when?

Since they haven't even gotten the big Kill Bill DVD release together yet, I'm expecting to wait a while.

[CuckingFunt]

LMAO, I remember when 10 came out in the 80s, and every white chick tried getting braids.I've been up here exactly four weeks today, and I've seen on average about 25 white people with dreds every day. I've seen ONE black person with dreds in the whole four weeks. It's quite comical.

[ATRAIN]

Plans to release it as one film aren't even certain yet, but if it comes out it definitely won't be as soon as that. Death Proof comes out this month, Planet Terror next month and Grindhouse... who knows when?

Since they haven't even gotten the big Kill Bill DVD release together yet, I'm expecting to wait a while.


Are you gonna get them? I heard the previews wont even be there :( that makes me sad.

[midgetonadonkey]

I almost bought Arthur 1 and 2 together on one DVD. It was 10 dollars. I would've done it if it was Arthur 1 by itself. Part 2 is just plain terrible.

[ATRAIN]

I almost bought Arthur 1 and 2 together on one DVD. It was 10 dollars. I would've done it if it was Arthur 1 by itself. Part 2 is just plain terrible.


Damn I havent seen that movie in a long time. There was a part 2?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you gonna get them? I heard the previews wont even be there :( that makes me sad.Of course I'll get them. I'm an impatient idiot.

I do think that both films will suffer from the extra length and removing the "bad print" effects, however.

[ATRAIN]

Of course I'll get them. I'm an impatient idiot.

I do think that both films will suffer from the extra length and removing the "bad print" effects, however.


Yeah the missing reel was a nice touch.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah the missing reel was a nice touch.Also, the intentional badness of Planet Terror worked specifically because it was so short. It was, by far, my favorite of the two movies in the theater, but I'm afraid it will feel WAY too long with additional footage. It's so over-the-top.

[ATRAIN]

Also, the intentional badness of Planet Terror worked specifically because it was so short. It was, by far, my favorite of the two movies in the theater, but I'm afraid it will feel WAY too long with additional footage. It's so over-the-top.


I loved Terror, that was the best and yeah over the top. I hope its not THAT much extra stuff. DAMMIT why did they have to do that!!!! Why split it up, it being together was the reason why it kicked so much ass.

[ATRAIN]

Plans to release it as one film aren't even certain yet, but if it comes out it definitely won't be as soon as that. Death Proof comes out this month, Planet Terror next month and Grindhouse... who knows when?

Since they haven't even gotten the big Kill Bill DVD release together yet, I'm expecting to wait a while.


They will prob give us a stupid grindhouse box like they did when you bought the 2nd kill bill.

[CuckingFunt]

They will prob give us a stupid grindhouse box like they did when you bought the 2nd kill bill.Do not speak ill of that box.

I'm so desperate to have a fancy Kill Bill release that I've actually managed to convince myself that box is something special.

I love my box.













EDIT: Didn't catch that until I re-read it. :spin

[ShoogarBear]

Tarantino. Bleah.

[samikeyp]

I love my box.

As do we all. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Tarantino. Bleah.I'm teaching myself to become more accepting of that particular wrong opinion.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm teaching myself to become more accepting of that particular wrong opinion.Perhaps by the time you've edumacated yourself to that college degree you'll have taught yourself that it's the correct opinion.

[ShoogarBear]

It's it edumacated or edumicated?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"If you can't eat it or fuck it....
.......then kill it!".

Pure lyrical genius.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If a person eats to many potatoes, can this have long-term, irreversable damage to the innards?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What's a more embarrassing vehicle to be seen in:

a PT Cruiser,
a Mini Cooper
or a new VW Beetle?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yes, I'm bored.

[CuckingFunt]

It's it edumacated or edumicated?Edumacated, would be my guess.

But, what do I know? I'm a Tarantino fan.

[CuckingFunt]

What's a more embarrassing vehicle to be seen in:

a PT Cruiser,
a Mini Cooper
or a new VW Beetle?PT Cruiser. Easily.

I love Minis, and I own a new Beetle.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't cream my pants everytime I see that Tarantino's name is associated with a movie like a lot of people do, but I'm kinda anxious to see that war movie he said he would make one day.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

PT Cruiser. Easily.

I love Minis, and I own a new Beetle.

Girls automatically get passes on driving Beetles. That's a car that's pretty much designed for a female.