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[Viva Las Espuelas]

English. Do you speak it?Viva Las Espuelas suggests you eat more often before you get on here

[CuckingFunt]

I'm back home and the headache is still here -- advil, alcohol, or both? Any suggestions?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm back home and the headache is still here -- advil, alcohol, or both? Any suggestions?#2499 (showpost.php?p=1956959&postcount=2499)

[CuckingFunt]

#2499 (http://showpost.php?p=1956959&postcount=2499)I saw that.

The fact that it was not included with my revised options should have tipped you off to the fact that I didn't deem it to be an acceptable solution to the problem.

[timvp]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?lp=es_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fspurstalk.com%2Fforums%2Fshowpost .php%3Fp%3D1956988%26postcount%3D2502

I still don't understand him.

[CuckingFunt]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?lp=es_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fspurstalk.com%2Fforums%2Fshowpost .php%3Fp%3D1956988%26postcount%3D2502

I still don't understand him.:lol was my initial reaction.

But that made my head hurt more. :dizzy


:pctoss

[Mister Sinister]

Shagia Frost is dyin'. AGH.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol was my initial reaction.

But that made my head hurt more. :dizzy


:pctossstay away from that corner

[midgetonadonkey]

Shagia Frost is dyin'. AGH.

The AIDS?

[Mister Sinister]

The AIDS?
Nope.

[timvp]

To get rid of a headache put a little bit of salt on an ice cube and hold it tightly in your left hand. Put your right hand up a stream of warm water. Hold it like that for 20 seconds and the headache will be gone.

[CuckingFunt]

Nope.The HPV?

[Mister Sinister]

The HPV?
Nah. I think it's a cold or something. Congestion and all.

[CuckingFunt]

To get rid of a headache put a little bit of salt on an ice cube and hold it tightly in your left hand. Put your right hand up a stream of warm water. Hold it like that for 20 seconds and the headache will be gone.Think I'm going to take a nap in a bit instead.

But, if I still have a headache when I wake up, I'll take that under advisement.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Think I'm going to take a nap in a bit instead.

But, if I still have a headache when I wake up, I'll take that under advisement.just take a hot shower. it'll open up your blood vessels and take the pain away. plus it's low in sodium.

[Mister Sinister]

just take a hot shower. it'll open up your blood vessels and take the pain away. plus it's low in sodium.
Plus, hot showers are always nice.

[timvp]

Why does everyone use gay jokes toward Shag? I don't get it.

[CuckingFunt]

A hot shower does sound nice. Perhaps that will precede the nap.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Plus, hot showers are always nice.plus you can get acquainted with yourself

[ALVAREZ6]

Take a hot bath, that will put you right to sleep.

[CuckingFunt]

plus you can get acquainted with yourselfMyself and I are already very well acquainted.

[Mister Sinister]

plus you can get acquainted with yourself
Y'know, I honestly never do that in the shower.

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, and timvp, it's because I'm bisexual and they think I give a shit what I think about my sexuality.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 19 (7 members and 12 guests)
Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh, CuckingFunt, ShagiaFrost, Melmart1, midgetonadonkey, samikeyp


How's my lil' Pussyfart?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Y'know, I honestly never do that in the shower.That was for Ms. Funt

[Mister Sinister]

That was for Ms. Funt
Oh, I know. I just felt like sharing my own masturbatory habits.

[ashbeeigh]

and indoctrinated with the "Open Doors. Open Hearts." motto.


:lmao That made me laugh so hard. Jekka, please come back.

[Das Texan]

can somebody give ashbeeigh a job just to get her out of here?

[ATRAIN]

can somebody give ashbeeigh a job just to get her out of here?


we would have a easier time getting pee wee laid!!

[ORION]

I hate crabgrass

[ATRAIN]

I hate crabgrass


crabgrass?

[ORION]

crabgrass?
crabgrass ...

[ORION]

where is shoog? He would be glad to know that all the ladies here are looking extra hot today !! DAMN !

[ATRAIN]

where is shoog? He would be glad to know that all the ladies here are looking extra hot today !! DAMN !


Im still waiting for pictures from your camera phone!!

[ORION]

Im still waiting for pictures from your camera phone!!
I'm telling you I'm not pulling a Batman !

[ATRAIN]

I'm telling you I'm not pulling a Batman !


Do it from a distance, pretend like your text messaging!!

[ORION]

Do it from a distance, pretend like your text messaging!!
the one who sits right next to me is not here today. I'm talking about the some hot white girls down the way. It would be so obvious but they wouldn't mind because everyone loves me

[peewee's lovechild]

Is Atrain's vagina wort gone yet?

[ashbeeigh]

oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated.

[samikeyp]

oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated.

Or be euthanized.

[ATRAIN]

Is Atrain's vagina wort gone yet?


What the hell are you talking about?

[ATRAIN]

oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated.

While your at it cut off all your fingers!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated."Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"

[ORION]

I want to go down to the coast and do some fishing. who wants to go and fish? we can fish for jellyfish

[ashbeeigh]

fuck the three of you that responded. You were supposed to say something about my crossed eyes. You are failures.

[TheZackAttack!]

Im staring at my co-worker Jessica's sweet fucking ass right now. She's bending over trying to unjam a printer.

[Booharv]

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"

I like the Big Lebowski a lot, but I'm failing to see how that works as a reference.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Or be euthanized.

:clap

[samikeyp]

fuck the three of you that responded. You were supposed to say something about my crossed eyes. You are failures.

Says the girl who poked herself in the eye typing.

[ORION]

Im staring at my co-worker Jessica's sweet fucking ass right now. She's bending over trying to unjam a printer.
that sounds awesome. That's the way I feel over here everyday

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Im staring at my co-worker Jessica's sweet fucking ass right now. She's bending over trying to unjam a printer.there's nothing like office titallation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I like the Big Lebowski a lot, but I'm failing to see how that works as a reference.

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"

[ORION]

there's nothing like office titallation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.
interesting ...tell me more

[TheZackAttack!]

there's nothing like office titallation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.

sweet bastard thats awesome. I work with mostly a middle aged group, but we get the cutest tempts!

[ATRAIN]

fuck the three of you that responded. You were supposed to say something about my crossed eyes. You are failures.


I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!


ANY VOLUNTEERS?

[ORION]

sweet bastard thats awesome. I work with mostly a middle aged group, but we get the cutest tempts!
I wish we could trade their pictures to each other like basetball cards

[Viva Las Espuelas]

interesting ...tell me moreit's funny. they both work in the same department-advertising. both early 30's. both have kids without the i've-had-a-kid body. anyway, they always copy each other. one chick bought a black rx-8. the other bought a white rx-8. one had short hair and dress a little revealing. the other one cut her hair and started to whore it up. one chick is very well endowned. the other one got a tit job, then she got them bigger. insanely out of proportion to the rest of her body, but still quite nice. plus she has freckles. <shivers> then the chick that was already blessed with a nice rack gets them enhanced. they're starting to set real nice, but she had no business messing with them. i'd say they both show about 2 to 3 inches of cleavage a piece every single day. i can't take hanging out in their office too long. i start to imitate ron burgundy in that famous office scene.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish we could trade their pictures to each other like basetball cardsi'll work on that. :devil

[ORION]

it's funny. they both work in the same department-advertising. both early 30's. both have kids without the i've-had-a-kid body. anyway, they always copy each other. one chick bought a black rx-8. the other bought a white rx-8. one had short hair and dress a little revealing. the other one cut her hair and started to whore it up. one chick is very well endowned. the other one got a tit job, then she got them bigger. insanely out of proportion to the rest of her body, but still quite nice. plus she has freckles. <shivers> then the chick that was already blessed with a nice rack gets them enhanced. they're starting to set real nice, but she had no business messing with them. i'd say they both show about 2 to 3 inches of cleavage a piece every single day. i can't take hanging out in their office too long. i start to imitate ron burgundy in that famous office scene.
I love it when women show cleavage to get attention

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I love it when women show cleavage to get attentionthe one that got the double implants does it for attention, but the one that didn't need implants just does it. it really doesn't matter what she wears. she just oozes sex appeal. hopefully you know what i'm talking about.

[ashbeeigh]

I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!



lame.

[ORION]

hopefully you know what i'm talking about.
:wakeup Jolly Good Old Chap

[peewee's lovechild]

I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!


ANY VOLUNTEERS?

I'm game.

I once cured a girl of her cross-eyedness by fucking her up the ass.

True story.

I'm not even fucking around.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, does anyone here have news on Atrain's vagina wort??

You know, the one on the left labia.

Is it gone?

I'm quite curious about this.

[jman3000]

im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this bitches look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.

[peewee's lovechild]

im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this bitches look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.

I wish it were back in the olden times and I could just have sex anywhere I wanted and I could also shit and piss where I stand.

[ORION]

im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this bitches look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.
I wish it were back in caveman times and I could just club a chick on the head and take her back to my cave

[ORION]

I wish it were back in the olden times and I could just have sex anywhere I wanted and I could also shit and piss where I stand.
what are you in jail? I do that now

[peewee's lovechild]

what are you in jail? I do that now

They tend to frown on that in a library.

Who would have known?

[ORION]

They tend to frown on that in a library.

Who would have known?
sounds like Midge ruined it for you

[peewee's lovechild]

sounds like Midge ruined it for you

Yea, he did.

He even ruined public masturbation for me.

[ORION]

Yea, he did.

He even ruined public masturbation for me.
haha
I just pictured him doing the scene from Super Troopers when he had the radar gun and was choking himself

[ORION]

Yea, he did.

He even ruined public masturbation for me.
speaking of ...girls can do that so easy. I wonder how many actually do it

[CuckingFunt]

oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated.Get what amputated??

An eyeball would be removed, not amputated.

[CuckingFunt]

speaking of ...girls can do that so easy. I wonder how many actually do itA) It's not that easy

B) There's a lot of moaning that goes along with that activity, which can be very hard to stifle and/or mask

[ORION]

A) It's not that easy

B) There's a lot of moaning that goes along with that activity, which can be very hard to stifle and/or mask
yeah right! your trying to throw us off.

[ashbeeigh]

An eyeball would be removed, not amputated.

Thank you for noticing. The post was meant to induce more conversation then "go die."

[Das Texan]

Thank you for noticing. The post was meant to induce more conversation then "go die."



go die.

[Mister Sinister]

go die.
NO U!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Not one damn person in here besides me.

[ShoogarBear]

Liar.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ashbeeigh,
find a job so that you have to be sleeping right now while I'm on here.
Make sure that you have no internet access so that you can't bother anyone else during the day as well.
You have your task.
Now go execute it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"it's dead in here, anyways"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashbeeigh,
find a job so that you have to be sleeping right now while I'm on here.
Make sure that you have no internet access so that you can't bother anyone else during the day as well.
You have your task.
Now go execute it.i keep telling her

http://djxray.net/pics/news/hooters.gif

you need to put them boys to work

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i keep telling her

http://djxray.net/pics/news/hooters.gif

you need to put them boys to work

You just gave me an idea.

ATRAIN:
we're giving you a task to complete as well.
You're in charge of finding out if ashbeeigh's tits are as out of whack as her eyeballs appear to be.
Get to work and report back to us.

P.S. Viva, could you REALLY concentrate on enjoying your experience at Hooters knowing that ash would be there ruining the whole damn thing with her constant psychobabble and unwashed feet?
Talk about a buzzkill!

[Booharv]

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"

That time it worked. :tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

P.S. Viva, could you REALLY concentrate on enjoying your experience at Hooters knowing that ash would be there ruining the whole damn thing with her constant psychobabble and unwashed feet?
Talk about a buzzkill!i wouldn't be focused on her pyscho-babble or feet.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i wouldn't be focused on her pyscho-babble or feet.

Ah.
You'd be looking deeply into her eyes.
Gotcha.
:lol

[Liar]

Liar.

What's up?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm game.

I once cured a girl of her cross-eyedness by fucking her up the ass.

True story.

I'm not even fucking around.

I'm going to try my very best to leave this one alone.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm going to try my very best to leave this one alone.

Please don't.
Share with the rest of the class.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Please don't.
Share with the rest of the class.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=276856&postcount=1

Third down.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=276856&postcount=1

Third down.

:lmao

Somehow, I should've seen that coming!
Don't you feel better having listened to the devil on your shoulder?

[atxrocker]

what's the story behind gatita not posting anymore? meltdown?

[angel_luv]

I can't fall asleep.

Someone please type me a boring story.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18044622

[samikeyp]

you need to put them boys to work

She better shave them first.

[ATRAIN]

You just gave me an idea.

ATRAIN:
we're giving you a task to complete as well.
You're in charge of finding out if ashbeeigh's tits are as out of whack as her eyeballs appear to be.
Get to work and report back to us.

P.S. Viva, could you REALLY concentrate on enjoying your experience at Hooters knowing that ash would be there ruining the whole damn thing with her constant psychobabble and unwashed feet?
Talk about a buzzkill!


LOL Crosseyed nipples, would that in turn make her future baby look like this after breast feeding all those years

http://www.johnfamily.com/Halloween2003/Hunchback%20(Medium).jpg

[ORION]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the greatest show/movie of all time

[ashbeeigh]

what's the story behind gatita not posting anymore? meltdown?

something to that effect.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gatita doesn't look to bad.

She'd look even better in my bed.
Naked.
Smiling.

[Melmart1]

Why can't ashbeeigh get a fricken job? Loser!

[ORION]

Why can't ashbeeigh get a fricken job? Loser!
maybe she can work for coach debbie

[peewee's lovechild]

Why can't ashbeeigh get a fricken job? Loser!

Can you give me a job as your titty fluffer?

Although, I could fluff other areas too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She better shave them first.another thing that's happened in the office. i went over to the accounting department to drop off some papers........the girl i went to had a low cut shirt showing cleavage of the bad kind. i spotted a very dark hair 2 to 3 inches long growing out of it. very sick and very true.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a fat chick in my math class who was sporting some very unattractive ass cleavage this morning. Ew.

[samikeyp]

There's a fat chick in my math class who was sporting some very unattractive ass cleavage this morning. Ew.

That will wake you up faster than a free cup of coffee...but not in a good way.

[Melmart1]

I have no coworkers to contend with. Life is good.

[samikeyp]

I have no coworkers to contend with. Life is good.

Damn...this is one day that I wish I could say the same.

Now I know why people shoot up offices.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

interoffice affairs always spice things up.

[sa_butta]

Work is slow today, Im hoping to bail early.

[TheZackAttack!]

My coworker Jessica is wearing these tight jeans today. Thank God for my company to allow casual dress and jeans on Friday!

[sa_butta]

I finally get my car back today. Today is a great day.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My coworker Jessica is wearing these tight jeans today. Thank God for my company to allow casual dress and jeans on Friday!i really haven't done the rounds here today. i did hear our hot auditor is in the building today.

[sa_butta]

We get casual everyday. I love being able to wear shorts and a cap on any day of the week. Ive been wearing my budweiser cap and noone says shit.

[ShoogarBear]

My coworker Jessica is wearing these tight jeans today. Thank God for my company to allow casual dress and jeans on Friday!You need to be educated on the purposes of the cell phone camera.

[CuckingFunt]

That will wake you up faster than a free cup of coffee...but not in a good way.Luckily she was far enough away from me that I could ignore it, but I felt bad for the guy sitting behind her.

[sa_butta]

I can count the hot chicks here on one hand. Not much eye candy here.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You need to be educated on the purposes of the cell phone camera.right on!

[sa_butta]

Luckily she was far enough away from me that I could ignore it, but I felt bad for the guy sitting behind her.I cant stand it when big chicks try to fit into something they wore 10 years ago when they know they gained 100 lbs since then.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can count the hot chicks here on one hand. Not much eye candy here.we got quite a few

[samikeyp]

Its been a rotten day here today but this made me laugh....it was in an email from a coworker:


I will also be in class on Tuesday morning.

Also, the meeting on October 1st I will not be able to attend due to my coaching commitment.

Sorry for the incontinence.

:lol

[samikeyp]

I can count the hot chicks here on one hand. Not much eye candy here

Ditto.

[sa_butta]

I am lucky enough to sit next to one of the few.

[TheZackAttack!]

i really haven't done the rounds here today. i did hear our hot auditor is in the building today.

Get on prowl then...

[ORION]

I finally get my car back today. Today is a great day.
you mean you finally get the boot off the wheel today

[sa_butta]

you mean you finally get the boot off the wheel today:lol
nah Im getting a new engine put in, and should be ready to roll today.

[ORION]

i really haven't done the rounds here today. i did hear our hot auditor is in the building today.
if she is the auditor she is probably reading this right now ! .....
To your auditor : Hi.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

if she is the auditor she is probably reading this right now ! .....
To your auditor : Hi.....oh no. she's going over the books.

[ORION]

:lol
nah Im getting a new engine put in, and should be ready to roll today.
you dropped a 351 in your pinto ?

[ORION]

oh no. she's going over the books.
I used to be an auditor and monitored phone calls. I used to see lesbian emails, porn, credit apps, fighting with spouses , etc

[sa_butta]

you dropped a 351 in your pinto ?"you cant polish a turd"
http://www.staginglight.com/images/cars/kentpinto.gif

[ORION]

"you cant polish a turd"
http://www.staginglight.com/images/cars/kentpinto.gif
:lol :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I saw a '57 Chevy Bel Air "stretch" limo the other day.

[Booharv]

I saw a '57 Chevy Bel Air "stretch" limo the other day.

Get the fuck out.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw a '57 Chevy Bel Air "stretch" limo the other day.That must have been either a complete abomination, or the coolest thing known to man.

[sa_butta]

I saw a '57 Chevy Bel Air "stretch" limo the other day.was in good condition??

[Mixability]

"you cant polish a turd"

You might want to tell the entire Eastside of San Antonio that, because they didn't seem to get the memo.

[sa_butta]

http://www.limos4sale.com/57Chevylimoext.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That must have been either a complete abomination, or the coolest thing known to man.

Go with the latter.
It wasn't as stretched out as limos are these days, but more in the classic "just a bit longer than the average car" style that limousines used to look like years back.
I'll say this much:
I'd rather roll around in that car than those discotechs on wheels that bottle up traffic nowadays.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.limos4sale.com/57Chevylimoext.jpg

The one I saw was candy apple red, and maybe a little shorter than the one in the picture.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I used to be an auditor and monitored phone calls. I used to see lesbian emails, porn, credit apps, fighting with spouses , etcthis is one is strict an accounting auditor she stays in there. i don't dare surf for porn here. i can't believe people that do.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.limos4sale.com/57Chevylimoext.jpgHmmm... It needs to be matte black. With pinstriping and an old school flame job that spans its entire length.

[sa_butta]

http://www.limos4sale.com/65MustangLimo_Ext.jpg

[Mixability]

I've seen so many 80's model Caprices and old ass Crown Victorias with 24" rims, it's sickening. Funniest thing I saw though in relation to being "hood rich" is some dumbass complaining about not having the right "WIC" cereal at HEB, so him and his girl walk out to the parking lot and get into their Escalade...... nice.

[CuckingFunt]

Go with the latter.
It wasn't as stretched out as limos are these days, but more in the classic "just a bit longer than the average car" style that limousines used to look like years back.
I'll say this much:
I'd rather roll around in that car than those discotechs on wheels that bottle up traffic nowadays.The worst thing about those giant stretch SUVs is that they've got so much stuff in them that they're not even comfortable.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

funny you brought up a 57 chevy. are there any places in S.A. where you can rent one? My dad's 60th is coming up and he'd love cruising in one. the '57 he had as a kid he drove thru a house. it's the funniest story ever.

[sa_butta]

You might want to tell the entire Eastside of San Antonio that, because they didn't seem to get the memo.They dont even polish their turds, they leave em primer.

they put some wire rims and a $100000000 stereo system in their
1987 cutlass.

[Mixability]

They dont even polish their turds, they leave em primer.

they put some wire rims and a $100000000 stereo system in their
1987 cutlass.
:tu

I don't know what pisses me off more, "hood rich" cars or the 4 cylinder "racers". :lol

[sa_butta]

I've seen so many 80's model Caprices and old ass Crown Victorias with 24" rims, it's sickening. Funniest thing I saw though in relation to being "hood rich" is some dumbass complaining about not having the right "WIC" cereal at HEB, so him and his girl walk out to the parking lot and get into their Escalade...... nice.I saw a couple pay with the Lone Star card at HEB and then step into their Navigator sittin on some 20's.

Just yesterday I saw an 80's model Crown Vic on some 13 inch wires, lobsided as hell and the guy had his system blasting. If I was him I would try to keep it down and avoid the attention to that vehicle.

[Mixability]

I saw a couple pay with the Lone Star card at HEB and then step into their Navigator sittin on some 20's.

I'm betting it's probably co-signed by their Mom. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

When I was in 8th grade, the person who took over control of the drill team booked us for a parade in Compton. Before the parade started, we were practicing our routines in a parking lot that was empty except for one beat up, broken down, rusted out frame of a 1980's Cadillac (the model with the ugly slanted back and continental kit) up on blocks. One of the girls accidentally bumped into the car, barely touched it, and the LOUDEST ALARM IN CREATION started going off. Eventually some guy ran out of a house down the street and started screaming at us for damaging his Caddy.

Funniest shit ever.

[sa_butta]

:tu

I don't know what pisses me off more, "hood rich" cars or the 4 cylinder "racers". :lol Its funny to see a 4 banger beat out a 8 cylinder beast though.

[ORION]

this is one is strict an accounting auditor she stays in there. i don't dare surf for porn here. i can't believe people that do.
I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together forever

[Mixability]

Its funny to see a 4 banger beat out a 8 cylinder beast though.

No, I'm not talking about legit 4 cylinders, I'm talking about Kia Sephias and POS Civics who have nothing but a wing and a Folgers can on their tailpipe.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together foreverI'm amazed by how often you still hear stories about people who haven't yet figured out that shit can be read by someone else.

[Mixability]

I'm amazed by how often you still hear stories about people who haven't yet figured out that shit can be read by someone else.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-i-read-your-email.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together foreverthat reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh

[ORION]

that reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh
:lol At least I ..I mean HE got it back

[mrsmaalox]

that reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh
Shit, one time my husband and I went out of town and left one of his employees house-sitting. When we returned I found a penis pump in my dishwasher!!! The guy denied it till the end. I ended up tossing it in a box bound for Goodwill.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into tits and ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, that's just me.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into tits and ass.I'm fond of all three.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Shit, one time my husband and I went out of town and left one of his employees house-sitting. When we returned I found a penis pump in my dishwasher!!! The guy denied it till the end. I ended up tossing it in a box bound for Goodwill.oh damn. that's hilarious.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into tits and ass.cars will lead you to tits and ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

to me, a well built car is equally appealing as a well built woman. they both can drain you of cash, but it feels good to be in them.

[ORION]

cars will lead you to tits and ass.
This is true .....I've seen the map

[peewee's lovechild]

cars will lead you to tits and ass.

That's strange, I've never needed to use cars to land me some ass.

But, hey if you need a crutch . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm fond of all three.

I'm fond of tits and ass in the back seat of a car.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true .....I've seen the map

:lol :lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's strange, I've never needed to use cars to land me some ass.

But, hey if you need a crutch . . .
I'm fond of tits and ass in the back seat of a car.what a :donkey

oh, and stay away from those wine coolers this weekend.

[peewee's lovechild]

what a :donkey

oh, and stay away from those wine coolers this weekend.

I'm an ass because I've gotten laid in the back seat of a car?

I never implied that I needed a car to get some ass. You, however, did. Exactly what are you trying to compensate for?

Anyway, I'll drink a wine cooler to toast your virility.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

It's sucks when kleenex starts to chafe against your nose. It's supposed to be soft, but after a while . . . it's like sand paper.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"!

[CuckingFunt]

It's sucks when kleenex starts to chafe against your nose. It's supposed to be soft, but after a while . . . it's like sand paper.I ran out of kleenex a long time ago. I'm working on a roll of toilet paper now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I never implied that I needed a car to get some ass. You, however, did. Exactly what are you trying to compensate for?
you obviously come up with 3 when you put 2 and 2 together.

[peewee's lovechild]

you obviously come up with 3 when you put 2 and 2 together.

Yep.

[peewee's lovechild]

I ran out of kleenex a long time ago. I'm working on a roll of toilet paper now.

Toilet paper is sand paper compared to kleenex.

When I was a kid, I used to wet the toilet paper so it wouldn't hurt as much. It wasn't a very good idea, but I convinced myself that it felt better.

[peewee's lovechild]

I always wanted to have a threesome with Teela and Evil-lyn.

[CuckingFunt]

Toilet paper is sand paper compared to kleenex.

When I was a kid, I used to wet the toilet paper so it wouldn't hurt as much. It wasn't a very good idea, but I convinced myself that it felt better.If I don't get my shit together soon and go to the store, I'm going to be left with nothing but paper towels.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe banging the Sorceress would be the best thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I don't get my shit together soon and go to the store, I'm going to be left with nothing but paper towels.

Paper towels???

That's like using a chees grater!!!
Fuck, go to the store.

[CuckingFunt]

My fantasies have always involved actual people.

[CuckingFunt]

Paper towels???

That's like using a chees grater!!!
Fuck, go to the store.I'm going to. I just don't want to, dammit.

[peewee's lovechild]

My fantasies have always involved actual people.

What can I say???
I was a horny little fucker as a kid.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to. I just don't want to, dammit.

You've got to!!!!

You will scrape the skin off your nose with the paper towels!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I was a horny little fucker as a kid.

Your use of the past tense confuses me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your use of the past tense confuses me.

Well, I guess there's still a part of me that wants that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Your use of the past tense confuses me.

Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
(sorry peewee! :lol )

[CuckingFunt]

Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
(sorry peewee! :lol )Both.

[ORION]

Maybe banging the Sorceress would be the best thing.
Oh Like Conan did and he made her blow up

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Both.

I had a feeling that was the case.
Just wanted complete clarification.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?

[peewee's lovechild]

Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
(sorry peewee! :lol )

Dude, what the hell??

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?

I'd like to know their response to that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh Like Conan did and he made her blow up

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?Generally, yes.

The better question is: Do you give a damn?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dude, what the hell??

No offense.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Generally, yes.

The better question is: Do you give a damn?

Technically no I don't, but now the powers that be have implimented a "point system" for attendance, and if enough points are accumulated, termination can be pending.
Hence, my dillema:
keep my source of income or give into my need to be inebriated........

[ORION]

man Conan let that witch have it and it was so big she had to fly into the fire and kill herself .........awesome movie

[peewee's lovechild]

No offense.

None taken.

It was kinda clever.

[peewee's lovechild]

man Conan let that witch have it and it would so big she had to fly into the fire and kill herself .........awesome movie

Dude, that shit is just making me laugh.

[CuckingFunt]

Technically no I don't, but now the powers that be have implimented a "point system" for attendance, and if enough points are accumulated, termination can be pending.
Hence, my dillema:
keep my source of income or give into my need to be inebriated........That is indeed a problem.

And probably not one that a girl currently skipping her English class should help with.

[ORION]

Dude, that shit is just making me laugh.
When I was a kid I wished I was captured by some barbarians and they made me push a big wheel so I could get huge like Conan. this is true

[samikeyp]

FUCK!!


Whew.

Tension breaker...had to be done.

Its been the day from hell for me...thank God the weekend is 20 minutes away.

Damn there are some dumbasses walking this planet and apparently the ones in the Mid-Michigan area decided to call me today.

Oy.


I'm not much of a drinker anymore but I definetly see some :jekka in my near future.

[timvp]

Man I'm starphed. Let me go see if my sausage is ready. BRB.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does Lulu's still have WiFi?

Because if they do, it sucks. I'm using my phone as a modem right now (which also sucks because the trial just ran out and I had to drop $34 to activate it, but it's a work expense since I use it to file from the stadia I'm at).

[ashbeeigh]

gimmie, gimmie, gimmie more.





damn. That song is catchy.

[ShoogarBear]

When I was a kid I wished I was captured by some barbarians and they made me push a big wheel so I could get huge like Conan. this is trueClearly you weren't a very self-motivated kid.

[Mister Sinister]

Hay guys. I've been at a local carnival with my "little brother" most of the night. A good time was had by both of us. Weeeee!

[Melmart1]

I have the place all to myself! BWAHAHAHHA!!!

[Melmart1]

**crickets chirping**

[Melmart1]

I think I heard an echo ...

[timvp]

Am I remembering right that the bully had yellow eyes?

[Melmart1]

At least he can see with yellow eyes, unlike you. Canada to the rescue!

[Trainwreck2100]

Is this really what has become of the Quattro.

[Melmart1]

Is this really what has become of the Quattro.
Well, you could stick around and then we could make fun of virgins.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well, you could stick around and then we could make fun of virgins.

You mean old school Quattro

[Melmart1]

Hey, Trainwreck ... is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey, Trainwreck ... is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Yes :depressed I have to piss sitting down now

[Melmart1]

Don't worry, Trainwreck. My roommate is older than you and he is a virgin, too. You are not alone.

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't worry, Trainwreck. My roommate is older than you and he is a virgin, too. You are not alone.

I don't worry about it, way i see it, it's like cocaine. I don't want cocaine cause I've never had cocaine. Same as with the other thing

[Melmart1]

I don't worry about it, way i see it, it's like cocaine. I don't want cocaine cause I've never had cocaine. Same as with the other thing
ashbeeigh will give it up but you have to pay for it.

[Trainwreck2100]

ashbeeigh will give it up but you have to pay for it.

There's probably all kinds of baggage there

[Melmart1]

There's probably all kinds of baggage there
Not sure "baggage" is the correct term.

[Trainwreck2100]

plus if i were to do that i will be forever flamed in the Quattro

[Melmart1]

Nah, that's only if you pee on her, like Keda did.

[Mister Sinister]

Not sure "baggage" is the correct term.
Would "saggage" be more accurate?

[samikeyp]

There's probably all kinds of baggage there

If by baggage you mean a case of crotch rot...then yes. :)

[Melmart1]

If by baggage you mean a case of crotch rot...then yes. :)
Ugh, Mikey! That is NOT how I want to start my day, by reading the words "crotch rot." :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Don't worry, Trainwreck. My roommate is older than you and he is a virgin, too. Well, that's your fault, then.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh will give it up but you have to pay for it.

First time customers get a discount.

[Melmart1]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg

Bwahahaa, an instant classic!

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh should appreciate that picture. every month is anal sex for her.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jesus fucking christ, Mel!
I just barely got up and the first goddamn thing I have to read in here today is a post involving both ashbeeigh and anal sex?!?!??!
I suppose on the bright side at least I haven't had anything to eat today.
Your post would've caused me to cough that all up as well.
It's bad enough I've got a partial hangover!
Thanks for putting that image in my head first thing in the morning!
:flipoff

[Melmart1]

Hey, I woke up to 'crotch rot' so shut up!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay, it's a push.

[jman3000]

those bars in downtown ft worth were nothing but a bunch of sausage fests strewn about. never seen such a hideous male:female ratio.

[Mental Masturbation]

This thread reeks of me!

[ShoogarBear]

those bars in downtown ft worth were nothing but a bunch of sausage fests strewn about. never seen such a hideous male:female ratio. I was in heaven.

[samikeyp]

First time customers get a discount.

Its a coupon for a free penicillin shot.

[CuckingFunt]

I have coughed so much today that my back and sides ache.

:dramaquee

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have coughed so much today that my back and sides ache.

:dramaquee

That's always more fun than should be humanly allowed by law.
Here.
Maybe this'll cheer you up some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMHlPAnHPJw

Enjoy.
:spin

[CuckingFunt]

Its a coupon for a free penicillin shot.It upgrades to a tetanus shot if you're into foot play.

[CuckingFunt]

That's always more fun than should be humanly allowed by law.
Here.
Maybe this'll cheer you up some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMHlPAnHPJw

Enjoy.
:spinThat made me laugh, so thank you.

But laughing also hurts, so fuck you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That made me laugh, so thank you.

But laughing also hurts, so fuck you.

I amused you and caused you discomfort at the same time.
Now THAT'S productivity!

[samikeyp]

It upgrades to a tetanus shot if you're into foot play.

Excellent!

Now if she would just wash that thing once in a while. :lol

[trashbeigh]

http://www.adameve.com/images/campaign/2007/newsletter/aug_news/images/top_graphic.jpg


:elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm still drunk from last night. I'm going to start drinking in a few minutes to get rid of the hangover. The midge and SilBlack will be at the Lions-Vikings game drunk. Good times.