Free Quattro Razor (7)

[ORION]

There may have been a gardener, too.
no, it was just a maid

[CuckingFunt]

Puerto Ricans are mulattos.
Puerto Ricans suck.
Therefore, semi colons suck.I dated a girl who was a mulatto. But she wasn't Puerto Rican.

She did suck, though. Quite well. :eyebrows

[atxrocker]

post pics funt

[timvp]

What the hell is a mulatto

[ORION]

What the hell is a mulatto
they sell them at Starbucks

[CuckingFunt]

they sell them at StarbucksDouble venti soy mulatto.

Yum yum. :hungry:

[Melmart1]

:pctoss

I am on the DL for a few days and I come back and 1Billups1 spoke? And to Orion, of all people!!! :madrun :wtf :pctoss :bang :flipoff :jack :frying: :smchode: :cuss

[ShoogarBear]

:pctoss

I am on the DL for a few days and I come back and 1Billups1 spoke? And to Orion, of all people!!! :madrun :wtf :pctoss :bang :flipoff :jack :frying: :smchode: :cussYes, highly suspicious, to say the least.

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/holmes.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

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ShoogarBear, 1Billups1

Draw, podna!

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck this "Draw" crap. Nuke!

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum.

[Mister Sinister]

Tortellini is delicious.

[CuckingFunt]

Porn is underrated as an art form. It can be hilarious.

[Mister Sinister]

Porn is also delicious.

[CuckingFunt]

Porn is also delicious.Wouldn't it just taste like plastic?

[Mister Sinister]

It's faptastically delicious. Or schlicktastically delicious if you're a chick.

[CuckingFunt]

I still don't understand all the spitting in porn, though.

Does anyone's sex life include a lot of intentional spitting?

[Mister Sinister]

I still don't understand all the spitting in porn, though.

Does anyone's sex life include a lot of intentional spitting?
Only when my girlfriend wants it to. :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide if tomorrow I want to take care of some of the errands I need to run, or say "fuck it" and go to the beach.

[Mister Sinister]

I can't decide if tomorrow I want to take care of some of the errands I need to run, or say "fuck it" and go to the beach.
Depends. What do you need done?

[CuckingFunt]

I need to ship something UPS, so that definitely has to be done tomorrow, and I also need to do some shopping, go to the art store and buy supplies, go to a furniture store that's having a sale and see if I can finally find a couch I like enough to buy, maybe get some new shoes... that kinda stuff.

[Mister Sinister]

I need to ship something UPS, so that definitely has to be done tomorrow, and I also need to do some shopping, go to the art store and buy supplies, go to a furniture store that's having a sale and see if I can finally find a couch I like enough to buy, maybe get some new shoes... that kinda stuff.
I'd say do the shipping ASAP, and then do shopping, but just the art supplies. Go to the beach, and leave the couch and shoes for a few days later.

[CuckingFunt]

That will probably be the way it goes.

Besides, the girl who invited me to hang out at the beach is very cute.

[Mister Sinister]

That will probably be the way it goes.

Besides, the girl who invited me to hang out at the beach is very cute.
Well, there you go. There. I've done my helpful thing for the year.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking art supplies. I took one art class and broke the bank. Never again. Never again.

[leemajors]

i'm watching species 4.

[ORION]

:pctoss

I am on the DL for a few days and I come back and 1Billups1 spoke? And to Orion, of all people!!! :madrun :wtf :pctoss :bang :flipoff :jack :frying: :smchode: :cuss
what is that supposed to mean ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wouldn't it just taste like plastic?and chicken

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. Some guy in Dallas has my phone number and insists that it's someone he knows. I pick it up because I can't see the phone number...it scrolls so I don't know if it's someone I know...and I'm like "look bitch..it's not the right number. You woke me up this time. Now go fuck yourself." Then he called back two minutes later to make sure he was wrong.

[CuckingFunt]

fucking art supplies. I took one art class and broke the bank. Never again. Never again.Why do you think artists are always starving?

[samikeyp]

fuck. Some guy in Dallas has my phone number and insists that it's someone he knows. I pick it up because I can't see the phone number...it scrolls so I don't know if it's someone I know...and I'm like "look bitch..it's not the right number. You woke me up this time. Now go fuck yourself." Then he called back two minutes later to make sure he was wrong.

What did we tell you about handing out your number like that? :)

[ashbeeigh]

Why do you think artists are always starving?


:lol Worst part was. I would have taken the second semester if it had fit in my schedule. It didn't though.


What did we tell you about handing out your number like that? :)

Never again mikey. And why haven't you called?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Ash... whereabouts Seguin can somebody get some free WiFi?

[ashbeeigh]

Hey Ash... whereabouts Seguin can somebody get some free WiFi?

fuck if I know. my computer never left campus. Even then the Wifi was crap.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

fuck if I know. my computer never left campus. Even then the Wifi was crap.

A lot of help you are.

[Mister Sinister]

A lot of help you are.
You should whore yourself out for wifi.

[ashbeeigh]

You should whore yourself out for wifi.

I agree. But to be honest, I can't think of any cool hippy places where you could get free WiFi.

[ashbeeigh]

I take it back. The McDonald's on Court Street in front of the HEB by Hastings has WiFi.

[Jekka]

Why the hell are you in Seguin?

Don't they have a La Quinta there? Every La Quinta I've been to has free wifi.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, I'm not in Seguin.

A friend is covering the TLU game and he wanted to be prepared in case something falls through at the stadium while he's trying to file.

He used the LQ @ Culebra/410 last night filing from Gustafson. I didn't know there was an LQ there, he'll be happy to know that.

Gracias.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should whore yourself out for wifi.

That reminds me of that skit from The Daily Show where Rob Riggle whored himself out to buy an iPhone.

Jon asked him how much he had earned already and Rob said something like $427.25. Jon asked who gave him the quarter and Rob answered, "Everybody."

[ashbeeigh]

A friend is covering the TLU game and he wanted to be prepared in case something falls through at the stadium while he's trying to file.



The only two games worth actually covering at TLU are UMHB and Trinity. But he does get to see that like 100 year old guy play. And the La Quinta's right off of 46. Jekka is, indeed, right.

[CuckingFunt]

The guy on "Flipping Out" is fascinating.

[peewee's lovechild]

I had a masturbation celebration and I'm out of sperm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Assbeeigh, can I jack off on your tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm alone with 1Billups1 . . . I want to say "draw" but I thinks it's been over done.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking douche bag 1Billups1.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it would be funny to find out that 1Billups1 is a fucking midget who can barely reach the keyboard.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would explain his limited posting.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a masturbation celebration and I'm out of sperm.
Assbeeigh, can I jack off on your tits.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

[peewee's lovechild]

1Billups1 likes sucking on little boy cocks.

[Mister Sinister]

I had a masturbation celebration and I'm out of sperm.
Bullshit. The well doesn't run dry.

[peewee's lovechild]

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

Maybe I can have a masturbation celebration ON ashbeeigh's tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bullshit. The well doesn't run dry.

Fuck that shit.

The last couple of times, only air came out.
But, god damn if it wasn't good.

[Mister Sinister]

Fuck that shit.

The last couple of times, only air came out.
But, god damn if it wasn't good.
:rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

I can just picture Ashbeeigh's tits covered in my cum.

[CuckingFunt]

I can just picture Ashbeeigh's tits covered in my cum.I'm sorry for you.

Sometimes those bad visions just never go away.

[peewee's lovechild]

:rolleyes

Plus, it feels like my balls crawled into my body.

I think I strained my balls.

Is there a medical term for that?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sorry for you.

Sometimes those bad visions just never go away.

Maybe I can just fill her mouth with my cum.

[CuckingFunt]

Plus, it feels like my balls crawled into my body.

I think I strained my balls.

Is there a medical term for that?Ball strain.

[peewee's lovechild]

V for Vendetta is on and Natalie Portman is making me horny.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe I can just fill her mouth with my cum.You probably can, but why would you want to?

[peewee's lovechild]

Ball strain.

I'll have to look that up in the Journal of American Medicine.

I need to find the cure.

[CuckingFunt]

V for Vendetta is on and Natalie Portman is making me horny.Bald Natalie Portman is way hotter than she should be.

[peewee's lovechild]

You probably can, but why would you want to?

For shits and giggles.

I would like to see her swallow it slowly as I smoke a cigarette.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bald Natalie Portman is way hotter than she should be.

Bald Natalie Portman wearing that little orange prison suit is such a fucking turn on.

[CuckingFunt]

This pomegranate lemonade is fucking delicious. I'm going to send myself into an allergic fit.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, little-girl-outfit Natalie Portman in the scene where she's with the pervie priest is just on a scale of hotness unknown to man.

[peewee's lovechild]

This pomegranate lemonade is fucking delicious. I'm going to send myself into an allergic fit.

Allergic to lemonade or pomegranate?

[Mister Sinister]

Bald Natalie Portman is way hotter than she should be.
Tim Pigott-Smith was good as Creedy.

[CuckingFunt]

But, little-girl-outfit Natalie Portman in the scene where she's with the pervie priest is just on a scale of hotness unknown to man.She's cutest in Closer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what 1Billups1 looks like in a little girl's outfit.

The thought of a hermaphodite midget in a little girls outfit with a gigantic lolly-pop in one hand is just so fucking funny.

[CuckingFunt]

Allergic to lemonade or pomegranate?I have a very, VERY mild allergy to citric acid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tim Pigott-Smith was good in my bed.

That's just fucking disturbing.

Seriously.

[peewee's lovechild]

She's cutest in Closer.

Great fucking movie!!!!

She's beyond hot in that one.

[CuckingFunt]

That's just fucking disturbing.

Seriously.Not anywhere near as disturbing as the thought of ashbeeigh swallowing your load.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a very, VERY mild allergy to citric acid.

Note to self:

Don't eat citrus fruit prior to meeting with The Funt.

[Mister Sinister]

That's just fucking disturbing.

Seriously.
I wish he was.../cry

[peewee's lovechild]

Not anywhere near as disturbing as the thought of ashbeeigh swallowing your load.

Equally disturbing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish he was.../cry
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

I love chicks with English accents.

It's such a fucking turn on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Stephen Rea is an underrated actor.

[CuckingFunt]

I love chicks with English accents.

It's such a fucking turn on.98% of why I own both Tomb Raider movies.

[Mister Sinister]

I think Stephen Rea is an underrated actor.
I agree. But Creedy was my favorite character in the movie...In the comic, it's 1) V 2) Finch 3) the chancellor.

[peewee's lovechild]

98% of why I own both Tomb Raider movies.

I wouldn't admit that in public.

Watching a dog shit slowly is about as compelling as those movies.

[peewee's lovechild]

I agree. But Creedy was my favorite character in the movie...In the comic, it's 1) V 2) Finch 3) the chancellor.

Two of my favorite Creedy scenes:

1. Him prunning his flowers when V sneaks up on him.

2. The "I-just-shit-my-pants" look when V comes up to kill him.

Still, I think Finch steals every scene he's in.

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't admit that in public.

Watching a dog shit slowly is about as compelling as those movies.
It's Angelina Jolie with guns strapped to her thighs. What else needs to be compelling?

[Mister Sinister]

Two of my favorite Creedy scenes:

1. Him prunning his flowers when V sneaks up on him.

2. The "I-just-shit-my-pants" look when V comes up to kill him.

Still, I think Finch steals every scene he's in.
I love how Creedy and V killed each other....Creedy's just so *evil* in the movie. He was a late minor addition in the comic. My fave Creedy scene was the "Not so funny now, is it, funny man?" one.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's Angelina Jolie with guns strapped to her thighs. What else needs to be compelling?

Okay, I'll give you that.

But, the movies ARE shit though.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love how Creedy and V killed each other....Creedy's just so *evil* in the movie. He was a late minor addition in the comic. My fave Creedy scene was the "Not so funny now, is it, funny man?" one.

Yea, that was a good scene.

I agree that he's evil incarnate.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, I'll give you that.

But, the movies ARE shit though.No question. Especially the first one.

But they're miles ahead of Original Sin in quality, which I also own.

[peewee's lovechild]

No question. Especially the first one.

But they're miles ahead of Original Sin in quality, which I also own.

Original Sin was a pointless movie.

The only reason I saw it was because of Angelina Jolie.
She yummy!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I watched From Hell this morning.

That movie kicks ass and didn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.

[peewee's lovechild]

I watched From Hell this morning.

That movie kicks ass and didn't get anywhere near the love it deserves.

From Hell is one of Depp's best movies!!!!

Great direction, great acting (even Heather Graham), great cast . . . just a great fucking movie.

Ian Holm was fucking outstanding in this movie.

[Mister Sinister]

I watched Sin City this morning. That movie gave me a crush on Clive Owen, it did.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm out, I got too much shit to do.

I have a draft to prepare for.

[CuckingFunt]

The Hughes Bros. haven't made a movie in a long time. This saddens me.

[CuckingFunt]

I watched Sin City this morning. That movie gave me a crush on Clive Owen, it did.Croupier was the film that gave me a crush on Clive Owen.

[peewee's lovechild]

I watched Sin City this morning. That movie gave me a crush on Clive Owen, it did.

He's got a better performance in "Closer" and "Inside Man" (props to Spike Lee on that one).

[Mister Sinister]

He's got a better performance in "Closer" and "Inside Man" (props to Spike Lee on that one).
True, but he played Dwight McCarthy REALLY well. I'm a nerd so...eh. Probably why SC did it for me.

[L.I.T]

He was amazing in "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".

Can't wait for Shoot 'em Up

[Mister Sinister]

He was amazing in "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".

Can't wait for Shoot 'em Up
HELL, yes. I saw his name on the poster for it, I was like, "Seeing it!"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddammit.
I HATE it when I misplace cds!!!
:pctoss

[leemajors]

He was amazing in "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".

Can't wait for Shoot 'em Up
have you seen croupier?
edit: looks like CF already brought it up.

[ashbeeigh]

Cause I like you just the way you are...

[L.I.T]

have you seen croupier?
edit: looks like CF already brought it up.

Yup, those two movies are actually my favorites of all his performances.

Croupier is one of those astoundingly overlooked films.

[L.I.T]

HELL, yes. I saw his name on the poster for it, I was like, "Seeing it!"

Him, Bellucci and Giamatti...had me at hello.

[CuckingFunt]

Him, Bellucci and Giamatti...had me at hello.Ditto.

[CuckingFunt]

"Never trust a big butt and a smile."


Truest lyric ever written?

[ShoogarBear]

That reminds me of that skit from The Daily Show where Rob Riggle whored himself out to buy an iPhone.

Jon asked him how much he had earned already and Rob said something like $427.25. Jon asked who gave him the quarter and Rob answered, "Everybody."Good God. That one has whiskers on it.

[ashbeeigh]

my bulldogs make me weep. 2 points. 2 points. :depressed

[L.I.T]

"Never trust a big butt and a smile."


Truest lyric ever written?

That and "She kissed me it felt like a hit"

Usually one follows the other.

[Mister Sinister]

I got to work one hour more than scheduled tonight. Wheee.

[CuckingFunt]

The working man is a sucka!

[Mister Sinister]

Sucka or not, 9.00 an hour is niiiiiiice.

[ashbeeigh]

Sucka or not, 9.00 an hour is niiiiiiice.

a salary is better, though.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'm going to start reading a book. Should i read the one with the pretty art on the cover or the gray one with the sunflower on the cover?

[Mister Sinister]

a salary is better, though.
True, but would it be that easy for a 19-year old to get a salary job?

[leemajors]

a salary is better, though.
yeah once you start working 50 hour weeks on salary it's awesome. especially when you don't get overtime and have to work it regardless.

[CuckingFunt]

My only salary job was for family.

I figured it out hourly one day when I was feeling especially put upon (yeah, I'm petty) and figured out that I made about $4.75/hour that particular week.

[ashbeeigh]

My only salary job was for family.

I figured it out hourly one day when I was feeling especially put upon (yeah, I'm petty) and figured out that I made about $4.75/hour that particular week.

I was on a salary this summer. My co-workers figured we were making something like $2.00 an hour. :bang

[ashbeeigh]

And thanks for the advice. I went with the artsy book. Searching For God Knows What by Donald Miller.

[TheQuattro]

I woke up from a dream and now I'm wide awake.

[CuckingFunt]

This smoothie that I made for breakfast is like a drinkable orgasm.

[Mister Sinister]

The waffles I just had were like an edible orgasm.

[CuckingFunt]

I love waffles. I very seriously considered making them for breakfast, but decided on the smoothie instead.

Also thought about making a Monte Cristo sandwich and am so fond of that idea, it may become lunch instead.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The sex that I just had gave me an orgasm.

[CuckingFunt]

The sex that I just had gave me an orgasm.Same here, but I wasn't going to brag about it.

It was good, though.





And would have been flat out awesome if someone other than myself had been involved.

[jman3000]

something smells like it's burning.

[jman3000]

Maybe it's your pussy from all the action you've been getting.


:lol best porn line i've seen in a while.

[jman3000]

not as good as orgasm inducing waffles ... or orgasm inducing sex for that matter.

[Mister Sinister]

Same here, but I wasn't going to brag about it.

It was good, though.





And would have been flat out awesome if someone other than myself had been involved.
Seconded. I'd like to thank Ol' Lefty for all his hard work.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe it's your pussy from all the action you've been getting.


:lol best porn line i've seen in a while.That's top notch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Same here, but I wasn't going to brag about it.

It was more about following the theme of the thread at the time. My turkey sandwich wasn't that good.




It was good, though.

And would have been flat out awesome if someone other than myself had been involved.

Yup.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. I picked up that wrong number and i was like "umm. You've been calling me and you have the wrong number." The guy is all 'Can i talk to you?" I was like "No. That would not be okay." Bye mother fucker.

[CuckingFunt]

fuck. I picked up that wrong number and i was like "umm. You've been calling me and you have the wrong number." The guy is all 'Can i talk to you?" I was like "No. That would not be okay." Bye mother fucker.You should have talked to him. You could have gotten some ass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

fuck. I picked up that wrong number and i was like "umm. You've been calling me and you have the wrong number." The guy is all 'Can i talk to you?" I was like "No. That would not be okay." Bye mother fucker.

I don't know why that's ballsy, but it is.

Stupid, but ballsy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Or you could hook him up with Shagia.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know why that's ballsy, but it is.

Stupid, but ballsy.


It was! I was expecting a "Oh. My bad. Have a nice day. But no. He was like "What are you doing today? I was like a lot of stuff. I'm in San Antonio right now. " And then he kept talking. No wonder some bitch pawned him off on someone else. I bet you a billion dollars it was someone I worked with over the summer.

[ashbeeigh]

You should have talked to him. You could have gotten some ass.

I'm in San Antonio, he's in Dallas. He sounded super dumb. "Oh match made in heaven." No.

[ashbeeigh]

jman could hook up with him when he's up there. I have his number.

[jman3000]

if he has a vagina, boobs, and looks like a girl, i'd hit.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know why that's ballsy, but it is.

Stupid, but ballsy.And common.

My new phone number apparently used to belong to some dude named Raymond. At least three times a week, I get calls from dumb frat boys looking for him, many of which get to the "so, what's your name" point.

[jman3000]

he doesn't have to look like a girl... i shouldn't be so picky.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And common.

My new phone number apparently used to belong to some dude named Raymond. At least three times a week, I get calls from dumb frat boys looking for him, many of which get to the "so, what's your name" point.

Really? I don't have the balls to pull that off.

[ashbeeigh]

My new phone number apparently used to belong to some dude named Raymond. At least three times a week, I get calls from dumb frat boys looking for him, many of which get to the "so, what's your name" point.

At least it's not Paris Hilton's old cell phone number.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

he doesn't have to look like a girl... i shouldn't be so picky.

In your case, he could probably just paint his fingernails.

[CuckingFunt]

Really? I don't have the balls to pull that off.
The guy who called at 3:00 AM just a few days after I moved informed me that, apparently, when I'm half asleep and slightly annoyed I sound "sexy as hell."

[jman3000]

i like pretty fingernails. that would be nice.

[CuckingFunt]

Hot Fuzz is even funnier than I remembered. I should have just bought it instead of renting it.

[peewee's lovechild]

And would have been flat out awesome if someone other than myself had been involved.

Wasn't someone else involved??

[peewee's lovechild]

Red Rum!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Redrum!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Red-rum!!!
Red-rem!!!!

Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Wasn't someone else involved??Not this morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw a cricket this morning and I made a philosophical decision:

All species that wear their skeletons on the outside are not to be trusted and should be attacked with extreme prejudice.

So, I stomped on it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not this morning.

You know, I could have helped with that.

[CuckingFunt]

Red-rum!!!
Red-rem!!!!

Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!!!!!!!!!http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1032/twins02mr0.gif

Fucker.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know, last night I had a dream about Ashbeeigh's titties.

They were trying to choke me.
I tried to escape them, but I kept wanting to suck on them.

It was a Catch 22.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw a cricket this morning and I made a philosophical decision:

All species that wear their skeletons on the outside are not to be trusted and should be attacked with extreme prejudice.

So, I stomped on it.I agree with this assessment.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1032/twins02mr0.gif

Fucker.

Fuck that.

Those little girls creep the fuck out of me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if ShagiaFrost has an exoskeleton.

[CuckingFunt]

Having to pay bills sucks arse.

But being able to pay bills is quite awesome.


I'm very conflicted.

[Mister Sinister]

I wonder if ShagiaFrost has an exoskeleton.
Nyet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Having to pay bills sucks arse.

But being able to pay bills is quite awesome.


I'm very conflicted.

Just because you're able to pay bill doesn't mean that you should be paying bills.

That's my life philosophy.

Well, that and "Two in the pink, one in the stink."

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you Pee wee

Fuck you Midge

Fuck you Ashbeigh

[jman3000]

i cant find my right sock. fuck this shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I agree with this assessment.
So does my cat. This week she has presented me with at least a dozen dead crickets! :rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck you Pee wee

Fuck you Midge

Fuck you Ashbeigh

Fuck you GAYTRAIN.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you Pee wee

Fuck you Midge

Fuck you AshbeighHa!

I didn't make the list.

[peewee's lovechild]

i cant find my right sock. fuck this shit.

Did you use it to jack off in?

That may be why you can't find it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ha!

I didn't make the list.

But, you've made mine.

[peewee's lovechild]

- She's on her way out.

- We all are. Act accordingly.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love that movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

Helooooo, Angel.

:eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I love that movie.I know what movie that is, but I can't place it right now.

It's driving me crazy.

[Fillmoe]

departed

[CuckingFunt]

departedFuck. Duh.

Thanks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck. Duh.

Thanks.

I thought if anyone knew, it would be you.

I'm a little dissappointed in you.

Fillmoe beat you to it??

[CuckingFunt]

I thought if anyone knew, it would be you.

I'm a little dissappointed in you.

Fillmoe beat you to it??I knew it, I could hear it in my head, I just was having a brain lock.

[peewee's lovechild]

I knew it, I could hear it in my head, I just was having a brain lock.

I'll let this go, this one time.

One time.

[CuckingFunt]

My dick is so hard right now it's not even funny.









Wait a tick...

[peewee's lovechild]

My dick is so hard right now it's not even funny.






Wait a tick...

Hmmmmmm.

All this time, all this time . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

"Marriage is important. It makes people think you're not a homo."

[peewee's lovechild]

How I wish, how I wish you were here.

[peewee's lovechild]

We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.

[peewee's lovechild]

Running over the same old ground.

[peewee's lovechild]

What have we found?

[peewee's lovechild]

Same old fears.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wish you were here.

[Melmart1]

"Marriage is important. It makes people think you're not a homo."
Is that why you got married?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that why you got married?

I've never been accused of being a homo.

That was a line from "The Departed".

[CuckingFunt]

Is that why you got married?The Funt has missed Melmart.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt has missed Melmart.

We all have missed Mel.

(my crotch has missed her too.)

[Melmart1]

The Funt has missed Melmart.
And I missed you, too. I have been sick all week and just not catching up and stuff. I was invited out to a party last night and had to decline, baby steps! I barely ate a full meal on Friday!

[CuckingFunt]

And I missed you, too. I have been sick all week and just not catching up and stuff. I was invited out to a party last night and had to decline, baby steps! I barely ate a full meal on Friday!Awww, want me to kick your sickness' ass?

[CuckingFunt]

The cute 18-year-old flirty chick who invited me to the beach also invited me to a kegger, but I decided against it.

That would make me feel WAY too old.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel didn't miss me??

[peewee's lovechild]

The cute 18-year-old flirty chick who invited me to the beach also invited me to a kegger, but I decided against it.

That would make me feel WAY too old.

Mmmmmm, you and a cute 18 year old?

Mmmmmm, me likes . . . me likes.

[CuckingFunt]

The cute 18-year-old is VERY aggressive, and is going to get me in trouble.

[peewee's lovechild]

The cute 18-year-old is VERY aggressive, and is going to get me in trouble.

This is always the good kind of trouble.

[CuckingFunt]

No it ain't.

[peewee's lovechild]

No it ain't.

I beg to differ.

[atxrocker]

funt i am assuming that this aggressive 18 year old is brunnette? seeing as you have a thing against blondes.

[CuckingFunt]

funt i am assuming that this aggressive 18 year old is brunnette? seeing as you have a thing against blondes.She is, actually.

Half Hawaiian and a little exotic looking.

[atxrocker]

hey funt, so you gotta boyfriend and have the hots for an 18 year old hawaiian hottie... does this increase the chances of your boyfriend getting lucky and scoring a threesome with the both of you?

[CuckingFunt]

hey funt, so you gotta boyfriend and have the hots for an 18 year old hawaiian hottie... does this increase the chances of your boyfriend getting lucky and scoring a threesome with the both of you?Considering the fact that he's always been pretty against the idea of sharing me... no, I don't think it does.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm recommending PeeWee for the Medal of Honor.

[Melmart1]

Mel didn't miss me??
No.

[CuckingFunt]

No.That made me chuckle.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

You lie.

[peewee's lovechild]

That made me chuckle.

"Laugh it up fuzzball."

[angel_luv]

"Laugh it up fuzzball."


She's not Chewbacca.

[peewee's lovechild]

She's not Chewbacca.

:lol

Star Wars nerds are sexy!!!!!!

[marini martini]

O.K. so I'm back from Utopia. What a blast! And I swear PeeWee & cronies were there disguised as dove hunters from Houston, takin' my picture and gettin' drunk as shit, only to see PeeWee has not refrained from postin here on ST. Hopefully I'll figure out how to post my picture soon :toast :lol :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

O.K. so I'm back from Utopia. What a blast! And I swear PeeWee & cronies were there disguised as dove hunters from Houston, takin' my picture and gettin' drunk as shit, only to see PeeWee has not refrained from postin here on ST. Hopefully I'll figure out how to post my picture soon :toast :lol :toast

I followed you around, but I was incognito.

I got pictures, but those are just for you and me.

[angel_luv]

:lol

Star Wars nerds are sexy!!!!!!


One of my best teen memories is when my parents took me to see the re release of Return of the Jedi at the IMAX.

Was too awesome! :)

[peewee's lovechild]

One of my best teen memories is when my parents took me to see the re release of Return of the Jedi at the IMAX.

Was too awesome! :)

My dad hates Star Wars, so he never EVER took us to see it at the theaters.

I got all excited when they were re-released and I saw them about 6 times each when they came out.

[angel_luv]

My dad hates Star Wars, so he never EVER took us to see it at the theaters.

I got all excited when they were re-released and I saw them about 6 times each when they came out.


The originals are definitely the best. :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

The originals are definitely the best. :tu

Yes they are, but I love the new trilogy as well.

[angel_luv]

Yes they are, but I love the new trilogy as well.


I was progressively more disappointed with each new film. I thought that the third of the new three was all out lame.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck promotions and getting billed for them. Fuck cingular and their $61 dollar bill that was originally supposed to be $47.

And fuck peewee for speaking of my boobs.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was progressively more disappointed with each new film. I thought that the third of the new three was all out lame.

I am dissappointed with this assessment.

You have lost cool points.

[angel_luv]

I am dissappointed with this assessment.

You have lost cool points.


That's fine. I'm right about the movies. :fro


:lol

[angel_luv]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uUqTkU-U6kE


Tiny toons! And I love this song. :)

[angel_luv]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEqfoo0TOyg

Whoosh! :fro

[angel_luv]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6_qCjKroVE&mode=related&search=

:clap


hehehehe :)

[angel_luv]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qw0aAc0Z6Mo&mode=related&search=

The show intro in Spanish. Good stuff. :lol

And French!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6x3YqYf8wQ&mode=related&search=

[angel_luv]

One more.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oAXzLNcpiVU

They don't make cartoons like they used too. It's sad.

[angel_luv]

" My Boyfriend's back" Pirates style

http://youtube.com/watch?v=27FNLXzLVaM

[ShoogarBear]

"Marriage is important. It makes people think you're not a homo."Nicholson + Scorsese = entertainment

[O-Factor]

I have been sick all week and just not catching up and stuff. I was invited out to a party last night and had to decline, baby steps! I barely ate a full meal on Friday!

Sounds like somebody had the shits??? But don't answer that.

[Melmart1]

Funny how you haven't posted in here the entire time I was gone, and now that I am back, you post, but only in reply to me. But no, you are not obsessed. Not at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funny how you haven't posted in here the entire time I was gone, and now that I am back, you post, but only in reply to me. But no, you are not obsessed. Not at all.

It's a sickness.

His parents have hired a psychologist, but it doesn't seem to be working.

[Fillmoe]

Considering the fact that he's always been pretty against the idea of sharing me... no, I don't think it does.


fucking homo

[CuckingFunt]

I wish James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub had been a real show.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub had been a real show.

James Brown in a hot tub doesn't sound like a very good idea.

[CuckingFunt]

James Brown in a hot tub doesn't sound like a very good idea.No. It doesn't.

But when Eddie Murphy did it on SNL in the 80's, it was hi-larious.

[ShoogarBear]

James Brown in a hot tub doesn't sound like a very good idea.You'd probably want Elvis in a hot tub.

[peewee's lovechild]

No. It doesn't.

But when Eddie Murphy did it on SNL in the 80's, it was hi-larious.

Hot Tub!!!

Hot-Hot!!

Heeeeeeey!!

[Mister Sinister]

I was progressively more disappointed with each new film. I thought that the third of the new three was all out lame.
The prequel movies were the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.

[peewee's lovechild]

The prequel movies were the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.

Dude, I'm gonna have to kick some ass!!!

No one talks shit about the Man-God that is George Lucas!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Why do the Criterion Collection DVDs have to be so fucking expensive?

[angel_luv]

Skip this post Pee Wee.








The prequel movies were the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.

Amen.

[peewee's lovechild]

Skip this post Pee Wee.









Amen.

Only because I'm "Angel Approved" I won't respond to this post.

But, you're breaking my heart.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'm car shopping tomorrow. :eyebrows

[ashbeeigh]

I don't know what that was supposed to mean.

[atxrocker]

:pctoss god fucking damnit do i hate nelly fucking furtado

[angel_luv]

Only because I'm "Angel Approved" I won't respond to this post.

But, you're breaking my heart.


I tried to warn you. And I do love the original star wars. Three out of six is not bad. :lol

[atxrocker]

on the star wars topic.. .HUGE fan of the originals but still appreciate the recent ones despite their weaknesses. it's obvious that lucas wanted to tie up loose ends and produce some backstory that coulda been better. still, i think that those who critique it just needa adapt and accept what you get.